LOVELY FUCKING GOPNISTA edishOff To Buy The Lovely, Lovely Cans sub-edish
>>202524487>Off To Buy The Lovely, Lovely Cansbit late pal
been on the vodka todaybut crucially, not drunk enough for a hangover. that's key.
hello if you have any questions about christanity give em to me and i'll try to answer them for you
cans lads here. cans lads here. everyone give him attention. cans lads here.
eating poo
>>202524464its called not giving a toss
>>202524525Is god real?
>>202524487*raises cup*Pour me one out lass
Landlordberg wants to increase my rent by 30%
is it illegal to format someone's phone? Say they were filming you doing something and you grabbed their phone and formatted it would that be illegal? Not like they'd have any proof anyway
>>202524525what makes you think you are capable of answering these questions to a good standard
>>202524533straight from the loo?
Turkish catberg
>>202524533fucks sake lad, you proimised you were all done eating poo
>>202524562I hope you agreed and included a tip for his time
>>202524550yes>>202524539clearly someone does give a toss if they feel the need to identify as agnostic>>202524575substanmtial (100+ books) study of christian theology
We're taking you off the Leftypolll case, PD Rorke
opinions on investing in UK government bonds (gilts)?
>>202524487>>202524569yes i think
>>202524594Go outside man please stop doing this to yourself
Going bouldering tomorrow
nth for the holodem
>>202524594reading books =/= intelligent
>>202524487give it a rest would you? it's just cringe. i feel embarrassed posting in these simpy attention seeking le cans threadsjust fuck off. you're not even british
>>202524610FOSYEG
might go out on the lawn and do a big art attack
Bumble will be a good way to meet Women. Let's check out the potential matches!
>>202524637didn't say it made intelligence but it's why i have a knowledge base to answer your questions
>>202524610i look like that
>>202524586did I fuck >>202524582had to eat air fried poo today as had none fresh in. good enough but not the same as real toilet poo.
Diego is the Bez of /brit/
would rub my willy with and kiss a cute tranny such as >>202524610but i would not fuck them as that would be gay
>>202524652roaring
>>202524657no you dont... and plus you dont like me. im the /cum/ brit
>>202524562get the leather jacketed bolsheviks on him
>>202524676err
>>202524652RORRKE
>>202524657hi
>>202524676fuck up
>>202524674who is that
Big fan of bouldering me
>>202524615I went outside today and didn't know what to do so I just walked about town on my own looking at the old buildings and found some books in a charity shop Walked home, got some katsu chicken from tesco and then played age of empires
>>202524652lool
>>202524714Diego is the local paedphile here
Where the FUCK is mikey?
>>202524723Clue gained.
>>202524607Sounds pretty dull, what's the returns like?
>>202524652fucking hell grim
>>202524740hs?
do you lads eat your poo cold or heat it up first? I normally microwave it but my mum said it's weird
Off to the font borough with Diego for an on wall sesh
bought this today (40 quid half price)
Rental "market" is so retarded The excuse of "well nearby rentals are more expensive so you have no choice but to accept my increase" is bullshit. The other landlords increase rent because1) their buy-to-let mortgage has increased. In that case, what has another landlords financial situation got to do with me?Or 2) they just want more money because they canLandlords never reduce rent so the whole """market""" is a load of bollocks
>>202524652lil timmys match loool
Okay time to continue doing my chores
>>202524594 dont know or care either way so thats the most applicable term
Good evening, faggers
>>202524723This is the way.
the hoodlums are tightening their durags
>>202524786have fun
>I will never be a young english lad in the 80s walking around with a bunch of punks and gothsMy life was over before it even began
Wanna take you home, show you my bedroomTake off all your clothes when I've just met youBoy, you've got me thinking about the maybesBut I'm already somebody's baby
>>202524781thats cap
mad how california niggas are having their lunch right nowand we're preparing to sleep
>>202524790bit rude of you to assume I'm having a good evening
>>202524746No clues were gained, it was miserable and awkward.I hate peoplePretty sure I walked past a girl from work who blanked meWhat do people do outside Just sit on a chair outside a cafe drinking a cafe watching npcs walk by?
>>202524775Would have kebab sauce stains on it instantly
>>202524723Good lad
>>202524781was literally just explaining this to my cat
damn liam gallagher sounds like shit
>>202524781currently saving 28k a year in hope of becoming a landlord and doing thisyou WILL pay market rate
>>202524743I'm about mate. Just laying low Here's some tunage to tide you over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGoRq-BuKOc&t=8s
>Current number of /brit/ threads in the catalog not at bump limit: 4Wakey wakey Janny!
Well Rorke?
>>202524781renting out my 2nd flat for £800 atm should i raise it to £900 or £1000?housing market's fucked here so tenants will have no choice but to pay it either way haha
>>202524787no the most applicable term is "dont care" which is not a position because the premise is that the person answering the question has a view on the existence of godagnosticism is a belief claim just like theism or atheismit is stating that you do not believe it is possible to know whether god exists or not
>>202524835the crips are doing something else too x
>>202524839personally I ride my motorbike really fast round bendy roads
just spilled le precious cans juice on the carpetgonna mop up up with le big chips*gollum voice* precioussss, my preioussssss cansssssssahaha lol can or do not can, there is no french frybtw cans
I'm still pieved
>>202524883but youre not lol
No shitposting I just saw an extremely cute blue eyed ginger Irish girl with a black guy when doing a bit of grocery shoppingIt's over. Actually made me feel sick lol
Oh my word not house price discussion againI've told you once and I'll tell you again. Renting is better than owning a home
never watched animegive me one to try (preferably on yt or netflix so i can watch it on the big telly)
if there were no more immigrants then there would be no housing shortage
>>202524897soon, don't worry lad x
>>202524877thats cap
>>202524866Put your name on
>>202524925been saying this for like 3 hours lol x
>>202524902offer him a le can, ladcanslad offers cans to lads regularlybtw cans
>>202524918watch that terminator anime
>>202524866What about billionaire immigrants from Tel Aviv?
>>202524860hope you get run over by a lorry
>>202524918What kind of tv/movies do you like?
Blackpill is a psyop to make you give up
>>202524896he has not right to look like the piffy beside that kike
>>202524906>>202524906>I've told you once and I'll tell you again. Renting is better than owning a homeBetter to rent the money to own than to rent the home outright (if you intend on living there 7+ years)
>>202524945yes its 2 more hours
looking at random towns in nebraska in 2008 on google mapsimagining how things were then, and how they are nowa strange feeling
>>202524936how so?
>>202524863lmfaoooo fuck off do you listen to that, fucking hell.
This is why communism is the wayState provided housing that you own
>>202524954if im outside im usually in my 19 plate audinot much risk of being run over
>>202524976cope lol
>>202524988fuck up spastic
always been a fan of canada. not because he's a good poster, he's a FUCKINTRANNYYEWEARWOMENSCLOTHESANDYERSPAINOyou're fuckin SPAINO! ye tranny! throw yourself off a bridge!no, i like canada, because it starts with le cansbtw cans
>>202524986not sure sorry
need to fuck a girl while she's on her back with her feet up in my face and a pillow under her arselast time I tried it it was uncomfortable but I'm going to start stretching more to prepare for this position
rorke in the mens bogs hassling the beautiful tranny who wasn't allowed to use the womens
My 12 year old son isn't physically capable of cutting his own finger nails. He's perfectly fit and able, he just doesn't seem to have the strength to use clippers; my wife cuts his nails and sees it as totally normal. It makes me want to scream.
>>202524918planetes
I support women's rights and workers rights
>>202525039odd post
>>202524965cute boy
CAN you dig it, suckaaaa? haha, just a play on words with booker T's famous catchphrase there. canslad loves wrestling. almost as much as i love le cans, but not as much. probably love wrestling more than the BIG chips thoughbtw cans
>>202525047probably shouldnt let a 12 year old cut their own nails anyways but its your kid
HOWLING how abysmal Liam Gallagher's vocals are The music is actually really good which makes it sound worse
>>202524990hope you get smashed up by a lorry
spewing rancid sewage out my buttock region
It's crazy how much of a gammon you turn into when you buy a houseI was a proper socialist right up into my 30s then I finally bought a house and now I'm like hurrr house price must go up muh equity they better not build x within 100 mile radius of my house
>>202525079he's 12 not 2
>>202525089an oasis tribute band would be better than this
>>202525039IT GIVES THME GENDER DYSPHORIA YOU CHUDDY!
Going to sleep. Nite nite all
>>202525075He called Hulk Hogan an N-w*rd. Said 'Hulk Hogan we comin' for you *igga'.
>>202525089are they doing a heaton park gig or is this on telly somewhere?
>>202525079I started shaving my little moustache hairs on the edge of my lip at 12
>uterus is a masculine noun in LatinHow do transphobes explain this?
lads, why aren't you giving canslad any (you)s? what more can i do? are not not entertained by my mention of the word cans?i'm going to have to bring out the CANNED laughter in a minute. ahadon't worry, canslad will still post for a few more yearsbtw cans
im going to sleep as well. hopefully i dream about Reggie the mouse
>>202525104I'm alright Jack mentality
>>202525146
Socialists should be imprisoned.
his belgium vpn got banned
>>202525141He's performing at the boxing Guitarist is trying to look like Noel and for a while was dimly lit, obviously on purpose, but is playing better than Noel does which gave it away
lads... cans?btw cansPS. cans?
>>202525155so gn everyone except the /r9k/ raiders shitting up the thread. gn
>>202525167
>>202525074arrest him
>>202525192Goodnight Mousey, hope you sleep well x
cans
granger level 3 hairline on the lad
manchudster unitedanyone thought of that before?you can have that for free
think I'll head to Asda tomorrow morning and be passive aggressive to the staff knowing full well they won't answer me back lmao
*slaps knee and stands up*Right then, time to get the packet of crisps from the kitchen *walks away and kills myself*
Back from the shop with the BIG CansDidn't get the chips, making them at homeMight even do a mad one and have a can now before the scran
>>202525233They get paid for it though. You don't get paid to go into supermarkets and have a meltdown.
>>202525242*walks over your lifeless body and nabs the packet of crisps*
dont mention your bf in the asmr video you aren’t supposed to do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tvW25Qu5WEis christine a trans or just a butch lezzergood tune either way
>>202525250would honestly love it if you feel head first into a deep fat fryer
damn AJ has a beautiful singing voice
>>202525261You don't get paid to dress up in your sisters underwear when your family goes out for a meal without you but here we are
>>202525250howling at your liberal use of the word cans
:)
>>202525297I get PIP for gender identity disorder you mong
curtains a'still a'twitchin', but no ones a'helpin'
>>202525319>>202525226>>202525167
mental that you can walk into bookstores in Japan and there'll be books of gay anime men having graphic sex on full display
>>202525313kawaii
>>202525329What is this
Lol
>>202525122Ai paki moment
>>202525319So you admit you have a mental disorder and aren't actually a woman?
often get beer insecurity and worry I'll run out and not have anything to drinkjust checked the fridge though and fortunately I have 5 beers left
>>202525340employed "woman" unmasked
>>202525357How did you find him irl
>>202525353been nursing those 10 beers all day
>>202525305this strawman is so weak
>>202525372he wasn't very careful when posting stories from work:)
Unemployed Spaedo spams this thread so much its not even funnyBarely even human
not going to lie if that really is sacked tranny I'd totally pump her rotten
>>202525444matemy 62 year old dad has a better hairline LOL
>>2025253535 isnt a lot
It's not even this thread though. Those moments where hes not here hes off somewhere else being a nuiscance like /sp/ when the footy was on
Lads I'm seeing straight from the jungle africans in my smallish town/village on a semi regular basis nowIt's over
>>202525167roaring
Literally just wanked to Chinese AI porn
Sure wonder what life would be like as a neurotypical
the half jew anon is here
>>202525319chin up chief don’t let the bastards grind you down
>>202525462Fuck off Spainpaedo you evil kike
>>202525483https://youtu.be/MAGYDBcJke8?si=1iAFeQd1GP1hIytx
sad to think this is the last ever /brit/ thread with the employed woman trip.
>>202525483same here in my rural cornish villagestarts with 1 family but give it a year and it's half the village it's over
Just a sec babe I got another hour of spamming to do before we go out
>>202525518nah thatd accentuate her jawline
never realised that weird glen bishop kid from mad man was the directors sonmakes sensehe cant act for shite
>>202525462You're a gypsy wog, now fuck off
Love Israel Love RussiaLove BRICSHomogenous countries make leftypol go haywire
>>202524781All landlords should be brutally ziggered
>>202525319There's no confusion, you're a man
Um that's not me guys
>>202525532Wonder what his last ever post will be
>>202525286kek>>202525313very cute x
Uncanny
>>202525559i was a big fan of sally draper in thatmight do a rewatch
>>202525574>Israel>homogenousum
thoughts on Kingsley?
>Um that's not me guys
Hey, the Gay Shop just called, and they've run out of YOU
have you met my wife?
>>202525603thats not sn thats some random cunt from r9k
>>202525593sure it isn'twhy don't you wear your nametag btw? is it because of me?x
>>202525375yehhad a couple of estrellas left over from last too tbf
Spainnonce projecting his fetishes and fucked up thoughts onto the rest of 4chan 24/7
>>202525625looks like noel fielding
mad to think some smelly little virgin here just waltz into Aldi and started taking pictures of the staff
I'm coming back for you baby
>>202525625Bloody love them leggy French Jewish diaspora
which aldi? I might pop down and ask her out
>>202525313my olympic folder is too big, can't find the one of the chinese girls wantint to take a selfie with simone
>>202525629Ah I remember. You're that fat smelly lad who started crying at the self checkouts because he put a £20 note in the coin slot and broke the machine so he couldn't buy his pot noodles, right?
>>202525705Soulless.
Rattled
>>202525673Lol that was me last weekI live in the area, you see
YikesEmbarrassing effort
yahooling
ST boiling
>>20252577310.lets see if i get evens and have another. not looking for one.
>>202525766
>>202525741stinking patter
>>202525741So, lad, you're confirming that tranny is you?
>>202525790Spaintard?
just SHAGGED a girl in the arseLegally consensual just ti clarify I have not and never will be a rapist
>>202525856ever shagged her up the arse?
>>202525806scremaing
>>202525785not that funnypeople dieg mate
>>202525856youve gone soft rapelad
just SHAGGED a girl in the arse ...
>>202524487New blacksonblondes scene up btw guys
lol based stalker anon
>>202525741what a stinker that was
Another image of Sacked Tranny assisting a customer
The scrandemic
>>202525890Haha rape le funny guys xddddJuvenile cunts. All of you.
>>202525944roar
These pictures suck anon
>>202525953even me? i didn't do anything?
Tilde do you know that balding lass that keeps getting posted here? Is she a friend of yours?
Where is this?
>>202525944you just went and snuck a picture of a child you disgusting nonce
Professor Moriarity is certainly a very intelligent man but the idea that he could advance from 19th century scientific knowledge to the level of hacking and taking control of the starship Enterprise in only a matter of hours is frankly absurd.
Lads, I'm not sure if that is spaino desuIt would mean he has an actual job and not spending his fucking life on hereAre we sure that's spaino and not just random tranny?
Sacked tranny
Having a cider and enjoying the storm. The Russian word for storm is бypя but штopм is also acceptable.
i need a sports streaming site pls
Can't see shit in these pictures
>>202525992That's sacked tranny on the right btw
>>202526005big blokey hands
>>202525947CORRR
lads here's a picture of sacked tranny I took earlier
>>202525944taken on your nokia 3310 was it?
>>202526030
Fucks sakeEvery time I want to play OpenTTD I have to relearn the signal mechanics and station/junction designs
>>202526030sferramign
Uncle Rork, you got to kick that man's BUTT
Our Ruby really hit the wall
>>202526004say cans again LOL
playing pokemon emerald ladscurrently got 5 badges with this teamMarshtompBreloomLoudredLaironMagneton
>>202525998Also the actor is good at doing a posh English accent but he actually is a yank from Arkansas. Did you know that?
LOL
>>202526030That head
why didnt any of you pussy niggas get closer
>>202526072yeah? getting a refresher on those master hellish vids?sending high value cargo across the lines to the receiving points?getting a mail route going in a chosen city?
>>202526101fuckign screamngyou just know that's sacked tranny
>>202526096I really like the Treecko line but being stuck with absorb for so long is unbearable. Leaf blade is only 70 BP too which is still lacking. Swampert absolutely dominates that game.
>>202526101oh my days
scrongkumbledemic
>Mom got ‘rush’ from repeatedly suffocating baby, MO cops say. ‘Last time he was blue’
>>202526101clearly not himlooks like a 40 year old woman
>>202526163sacked tranny is 27 matehardly young
>>202526101
What happens in Durham, England?
>>202526101chinmogs me
>>202526101roarng
>>202526194Durham is the place people who didn't get into Oxford or Cambridge go to uni
>>202526161mom also remembers how baby sang i'm blue da ba dee da boo dye in that heartfelt moment
just opened some bubbly to celebrate this momentous occasion
>>202526114...YhJust keep planting trees to make Frufingford like me
>>202526205LOL
Back from the cinema. That place is dying out quick. I left during what would have been peak time back when I worked there, and not a soul was around. People only show up for Marvel slop these days.Anyways, Return of the Jedi was better than I remember. Thanks for reading my blogpost x
>>202526101Sacked tranny think he spec ops
>>202526263bro came from 1983
>>202526186i'm all for some sacked tranny bashing. i just don't think that now pretending that random middle aged bird in aldi is him will affect him in any way at all. i'd rather someone actually find the real sacked tranny. need to record themselves having a convo with them at aldi so we hear the gimpy voice from his vocaroos
I do not believe that lass is Tilde.
>>202526270Good post.
>>202526303Name on Adam
>>202526310
His skull is so masculine you can see it in a blurry picture from ten metres away lol
6 /brit/s in the 'log
https://thisvid.com/videos/interviewer-gets-groped-nude-in-night-clubs/anyone know how i can watch the video without making an account/becoming friends with the guy
>>202526408janny's nut gon flake
>>202526310cкpиминп
>>202526416blow your head smooth off
>>202526325>>202526325>>202526325
>>202525890why didn't you win the league? xD
