i love cum
you guys look like this
>>202533102No I look like the girl in op
>>202533102Charls is a real human bean. I also use beef tallow because of him
why does goshy always make coomer ops
yeah i goon, so what? at least i have a hobby
> French President Emmanuel Macron announces new right-wing governmentOh, frogbros? What did you mean by this?
>>202533102Actually, I'm fully bald.
>>202533102hehehehehehe hell yeahhehehehehh heheheheh ghn hehehehe hehehehehehe
if dubs, i go get beerif singles, i leave the thread until leafanon stops posting buildings
Mammys CupboardNatchez, Mississippi
Why do koreancels want to be h'white so bad?
>>202533241All browns do
It didn't matter what else was going on as long I survive
you look like this
it's impossible to escape drinking culture on the chanz. every board, every thread, anons are doing it. poisoning their bodies and minds, numbing the pain. i wish i could help them.
MDE really did die and it makes me sad
>>202533161this
LA DEE FRICKEN DA
>>202533355Well at least we have fishtank
who do I trust for this battle
Y'all be pee pee heads
>>202533503both are overpriced garbage. go find some 50y/o divorced audiophile who has an egregiously large music collection and has listened to more headphones that you've had breaths in this lifetime.
>>202533520I like my peepee so much that I refuse to share it with someone else
>>202533531no, go away poor
>>202533503AirPods clear
>>202533503seinheiser
>>202533539okay bud. it's your money, i'm just trying to save you a few hundred bucks.
>>202533531That man will tell you Sennheiser
>>202533359
>>202533553>>202533561I back Sennheiser for open-ear headphones. They're great.Don't like them for noise isolation headphones.Never tried any ear buds from them, but I assume it's like the aforementioned.
>>202533553had a "decent" sennheiser inears. They stopped working and rubber peeled off after some months.Shit brand.
The idea of getting my dick sucked sounds entirely unappealing.Teeth. Teeth tear and chew meat. My dick is comprised of meat. You want me to put one of the most sensitive organs of my body smack dab in the middle of 32 gnashing, crushing, shredding teeth? Get fucked.While that's the main reason, it's not all. I feel like you'd really have to fucking hate someone to want to put your dick in their mouth. Which makes the whole teeth thing ever worse. Plus, sucking dick tends to make people gag, and hearing people gag makes me gag. It's disgusting.The only way getting my dick sucked could sound anything but repulsive if it was a toothless woman I hate without a gag reflex, and even then it wouldn't be 'appealing.'
just had sex
>>202533654Gay.
never had sex
>>202533654i don’t believe you given your track record
>>202533090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHEx6uCO80w
they're eatig the dogs
>>202533090that’s not moo deng :/
>>202533790fuck moo deng
>>202533810screw you pal
I keep getting banned from a circlejerk site and I'm not sure if I should give up or not
>>202533825i know your shit is pristine bubblegum pink, innie, tighter than a field mouse. confirm/deny?
yikes
i have concepts of a plan
maybe I'll start performing niche scientific research and never publish it
>>202534051mousenonce esque
hello
Will you remember? The 21st night of September?
Just noticed my wisdom teeth are growing in and one kind of hurts what's are the chances they have to be torn out?
bros fucking finally managed to beat to brain of cthulhu and then skeletron right after, took me like 30 tries each but i can finally make some progress
>>202534129one hundred
>>202534146Fuck!!!!!!!
>>202534141no clue what that is but congrats
Just took a mountainous shit
>>202534162it’s not that bad and you’ll get some painkillers out of itif i can do it so can you>>202534141congrats i guess
>>202534162yeah if a dentist sees any sign of trouble with a wisdom teeth they'll just pull it out
>brown>pitch black hair>pitch black eyes>short>dick... averageyep time to end it
>>202534063yeahhhhhI just want an excuse to buy lab equipment. And I could potentially patent stuff so that's a plus. I actually want to get into manufacturing lab equipment one day though
>>202534141dude stop talking about skeletron you're scaring the hoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
y'all some normies because why is this place empty on a saturday
I had something similar but it was a blue plastic camera.//www.shutterbug.com/content/classic-cameras-so-you-wanted-be-spy-hit-cameras-%E2%80%9Csecret-spy-cameras%E2%80%9D
>>202534141what difficulty
>>202534248i was supposed to do something but we had to cancel and im upset about it
>>202533487Fuck off
>>202534129depends on what's hurting. If it hurts because you don't have space in your mouth or your teeth are becoming crooked you should get them removed. But if it only hurts because they're coming in and you have room for your teeth still it probably won't matter. I got one removed, but two on one side are still there, and I never had a 4th one. I'll probably have to get them removed if I get a cavity though because there's not enough space if a dentist needed to treat it. I also want to get invisalign and I think they might be a problem too but I don't need to get it any time soon
>>202534272I'm sorry at least you have cumbros
>>202534299out of context this sounds horrible but thank you
>>202534248i only post here part time
>>202533241South (Worst) Koreans are the most heavily Westernized East Asians, as they continue to be under heavy American occupation, due to the technically ongoing Korean War. The ones who do that whiteface thing are collaborationists sucking up to the occupation. And the least Westernized/Judaized? North (Best) Korea (rightful successors to the Japanese Empire; last man standing of the Axis, after Franco fell in Spain)
>>202534124Heya
>>202533355>MDE really did die>WP2 is coming out sometime soon?
>>202534290I didn't even notice my wisdom tooth poking out till I was eating something and it hit the tooth nd irritated it, I think they just started poking out today or yesterday
>>202534341that person looks to be underage
im back
>>202534378welcome back what were you doin
>>202534373watermark is a normal site so no
ima take a shower
>>202534400i watched gifted. good movie
I just been watching deleted scenes from the Godfather 2 and i realize i understand more Sicilian than Standard italian
>>202534413Ima join you sweet cheeks
>>202534418*pretty emotional as well
kimble
>>202534430is that my boy tony d
>>202534266calamity death master mode
>>202534437>>202534418what’s it about
thoughts on the costco guys?
death to mexico
>>202534450It's about a gifted child who loves her doting uncle and his mother who wants to take custody and give her the best education in exchange for no childhood.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4481414/?ref_=tt_urv
I came five hours ago and I'm already horny and at full erection AGAIN
ya'll watch ryan trahan? i think he based
>>202534440you know it, how are you
what was the best part of /cum/s day?
>>202534476high t nibba
>>202534467is it on streaming
children of men mixed with v for vendetta mixed with brave new worldwe're living in it (and that's a good thing)
>>202534467>in exchange for no childhood*in exchange for her childhood>>202534495it's on free on tubi
>>202534481Replying to this post
It's beginning.
>>202534484I don't know what my T levels are and I haven't been to the gym in a year, when I did I was getting so horny that I could immediately get hard after cumming. Fuck
>>202534481probably my bath>>202534486this was a huge selling point in these old cigarette ads targeted at women “if you’re tempted to reach for a sweet, have a cigarette instead fatty nobody likes a fatty” brutally honest and direct advertising. i will say that nicotine stops you from wanting to snack all the time so they’re not wrong
>>202534514
>>202534532>when I did I was getting so horny that I could immediately get hard after cummingjesus christ. your t levels are through the roof
>>202534443good job. I played vanilla master mode recently and honestly master mode doesn't give itself many incentives to play it
>>202534552it was something alright
>>202534458Good
if i want white kids, are latinas off of the table?
>>202534646the question is, would you white kids want you?
got high and my bf came on my face and slapped me around with his cock while calling me a good slut...I love being used as a cumrag so much...
>>202534651they won't have much choice in the matter will they
>>202534646non euro latinas? then yes
>>202534481I spent all day trying to stay up as long as possible to try and reset my sleep schedule. I was fading really hard in the afternoon, so I tried to take a little nap, but I turned the alarm off in my sleep, and now I’m up “for the day” (night)
>>202534662why did you feel the need to share this with the class
>>202534663ominous post
>>202534662spinny…
>>202534481nothing special happened
>>202534673posting is fun
>>202534662thats so hot
>>202534693yeah i could do that too but you don’t have to share keep it to yourself man
>>202534731canada enjoyed it >>202534707
>>202534662tell us more
Stop engaging with Jason's troon persona
>>202534777trips of truth
>>202534646Probably. I knew a girl whose father was from France, while her mother was from South America (rich [mostly?] Spanish family too, who owned massive coffee plantations; not Indio), and she ended up looking like a Latina. It can be something of a luck of the draw thing though. Nick Fuentes’ father is an Indio-looking Mexican, while his mother is IIRC Italian-American. Nick looks mostly like his mother, while his sister took after her father.
>PLEASE GIVE ME A SECOND DEBATE PLEASE PLEAAAAAASE
>>202534777nips of poof
>>202534804pouf*
i have 300 calories for dinnersuggestions?
>>202534741>I hope they will install Russian bases here with nukes pointing north.why are so many mexican obsessed with russia?they just hate usa and support anyone who hates usa.
>>202534852i suggest you call your mother and tell her that you love her.
>>202534852Protein shake made with water
>>202534867she's probably in bed or i would but i saw her a few days ago and we talk everyday
>>202534852the cat is me and the foot is some white guy's hairy musky pungent foot
>>202534762That's all we did tonight, I kissed it and nursed on it for a while in bed and then he eventually got turned on enough that he pushed me off the bed on to my knees and made me on and off deepthroat it between smacking me in the face and calling me a good little whore and his personal slut, he wanted to do it in my throat but when I felt him getting close I stopped for a second and asked him to finish on my face while smacking it against my cheek, I did a bit more sucking and then he pulled out and shot it all over my face, most of it got on my cheek, I kissed it a lot afterwards>>202534777I do not like troons and I have defeated Jason already
whats even the point of canada being its own country? wouldnt it make more sense to canadian citizens to have better access to the US ecomomy and vote in US elections
>>202534865Nothing new under the sunhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmermann_telegram
i've decided to stop cruising public bathrooms and locker rooms.it's just awkward when no one's there to cruise and it's only straight guys. although i do still enjoying showing off in communal showers.
i believe it is healthy exposure for a boy to see a man showering nude.they get to see what a fully developed adult human body looks like and they know what to expect as their own body develops.
>>202534948can you not tonight please
>>202534891During the American War of Independence, the rainbow haired libtard faggots of their day (Whigs) supported republicanism and independence, and when Britain lost the war, the Nazi incel chuds of their day (Tories) left the new United States of America to create proto-Canada as a chud ethnostate. A little bit ironic, since Canada is now one of the gayest and most retarded countries in the world. All good things come to an end, I guess.
>>202534891it was founded by americans who fled america during the revolution in order to be loyal to the crown
>>202534959a boy and his father saw me at the communal showers. i smiled at the boy and didn't try to hide myself.hiding yourself teaches them to be ashamed.
it's saturday night. PLEASE don't post gay shit. give us a break
>>202535003I haven't posted anything gay in a few days
>>202535010you just did >202534989>202534948
thats it. im out
>>202535019not me
>>202535019No my only posts have been >>202534883>>202534662>>202535010
i don't understand phoneposting. seems annoying as hell.
>>202535036out of the closet?
>>202535081PLEASE STOP
>>202535094>>202535081I'm not in to feet but this is a very funny bit
>>202535105it's not funny anymore
>>202535113idk I'm laughing, (I am very high though)
We've got no current president, the former president dodging bullets like he's neo in the matrix and his competitor doing as few interviews as possible because she's nearly as braindead as the current presidentand the race is neck and neck
>>202533102Look at his wife.
just smoked a fat joint
did you know that foot musk and cheese have the same chemical components that make them smell the same
>>202535054are you on some special phone?
I could go to the bar but I doubt there'll be anyone there but bums
>>202535204stay home and get high and laugh at dumb things (like me)
>>202535182what about elon musk
im prayin fo you ladarius u a faggot ass nigga but jesus loves you n shit
i wanna buy cat socks but theyre so gay
does abv go down when you freeze and then unfreeze alcohol, it seems like it would make the alcohols less potent
>>202535312it's okay to be gay (I am gay and love sucking off my bf)
*taps sign*
>>202535326nigga why would you slushify your booze
drinking milk
>>202535326You can make alcohol more potent through a process called fractional freezing, or freeze distillation, which takes advantage of how water and alcohol have different melting points. In the right temperature band, you can freeze the water without freezing the alcohol, and take away the water-ice for a more alcoholic remainder
>>202535389I got high and left it in the freezer
>You can make alcohol more potent through a process called fractional freezing, or freeze distillation, which takes advantage of how water and alcohol have different melting points. In the right temperature band, you can freeze the water without freezing the alcohol, and take away the water-ice for a more alcoholic remainder
>>202535392enjoy bud i ended up making some french fries with my 300 calories left for dinner
>>202535359It's okay to feel jealous, he is gaming with friends right now I think when he finishes I will ask him to do it again, or if he takes too long I might just go get under his desk (I don't do this often because his desk is low)
they're welcome actually
>>202535359Gays are not human
>>202535400did this mean that my alcohol is now stronger or weaker, I can't tell
gays are not human. we are living gods.
Gays are animals
>>202535449If you left an alcoholic beverage in a sealed container in the freezer, and didn’t add anything or take anything away, then the total amount of water and alcohol remains the same.You might experience something comparable to freeze distillation (ie more potent) if it’s in the kind of slush state where water-ice gets left behind in the cup, and you’re getting more liquid than ice.
this is the shit I'm tryna be onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l3DNgnsqWE
>>202535489I see>>202535482I want to get fucked like an animal~
Reminder gays are animals who love to eat poo
isn't it weird that cooking youtubers that do recipes usually record the audio after (like babish and futurecanoe) and then pretend to be eating food afterwards instead of just normally recording
prison fine dining
>>202535423
brb going to take a spiritual bath and then make some adobo chicken
I wonder how lonely you must be to spam a thread just to get some attention?
>>202535687lonely enough to paint coconuts with tar
the coconut curses worked btw. haven't seen the neighbors since i've done that. okay but for real i need to go take my spiritual bath now.
>turn cold heartedeveryone hates me>turn emotionaleveryone hates me
>havent seen my neighbors celebrating mexican independance day since mexican independance day this is a tough case to crack..
>>202535710gay energy coming off this post
>>202535731turn horny>>202535732they celebrated too hard and OD'd
>>202535687He has no friends at all, not a single one
gotta stop watching cooking videos while high, really really want cake right now
i resisted the urge to buy a lockpicking set and become a menace to society
>>202535783buy from walmart?
idk why i started watching videos about being social, im never going to put that info to practice
you never really appreciate brian free cum until brian starts posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp55gXm26ighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp55gXm26ighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp55gXm26ig
>>202535889wtf am i looking at?
>>202535823it's already closed it's midnight nearly also snl sketch idea: a girl (because it's snl) tells chatgpt about her extensive list of relationship problems and chatgpt just reponds with like what the fuck or damn that's crazy, and it's read out in like microsoft sam voice because that's how the old jewish men that write snl think that computers sound likeit's topical and hip and bad but in an understandable way
I'm making a sandwich, bacon or salami?
>>202535894hot chick in a cardboard steve costume
>>202535905perche no dos?
>>202535894minecraft steve if he had a sexy tummy and bolt on tits
>>202535877so true…
I keep hearing anime music in the distance
>>202535923>>202535917who is steve?
>>202535943jack black
>>202535905salami
I need to write a 750 to 1000 word essay on some paintings by tomorrow at 8. I could write that much, but it's two fucking pictures, there's not much to say about them.I fucking hate college.
>>202535956post the pics. maybe we can help
>my art history class...WANTS ME TO TALK ABOUT ART??? the west has fallen...
>>20253595680IQ issues
>>202535977hey dont be rude to him
This is all the help I can give you.
>>202535956Literally failed an art class because we had to write a paper on civil war paintings and I included some extremely common phrase like "the civil war which lasted from x to y" was flagged by one of those old dumb plagiarism checkers because it's such a common phrase and in their database was attributed to a specific paper so the professor threw a fit and said he could turn me in to the dean for plagiarism failed me on the spot, to this day I have no idea what the fuck triggered him about someone stating the dates of the civil war in a civil war essay but I think maybe he just wanted a few less students because quiet a few people failed that project
>>202535997>Analyze the artist’s intentionsErm ever heard of PoMo death of the author, dingus>artificial “““intelligence”””
>>202535889she needs to eat a little something dang >>202535877yeah
>>202536037jealous heifer
>>202536021You should complain to the dean about that, and maybe appeal to the academic integrity board or whatever it’s called at your institution. If you really didn’t plagiarize, that’s totally out of line. Fs like that can fuck up your future prospects, so you should get it rectified if you didn’t deserve it
>>202536042she looks emaciated that’s not something to be envious of
This is what being high feels like
>>202536065you wish you had a stomach that tight
>>202536078this image gave me a small lsd flashback
>>202536078
>>202536090you said you had sex earlier how did that come about
>>202536065she looks like 13% bodyfat >>202536090tsmt
>>202536042>>202536090Anorexics are infertile; don’t even get their periods and shit
>>202536122in some of those thinspo groups amenorrhea is a point of pride
>>202536109that wasnt me, i dont know what you're talking about
>>202536122sounds like a plus
>Search Wikipedia: PlayStation 5>Ctrl f: George Floyd >Results: 1/1
8 days until i get paid.
mmmm yummy
>>202536197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db94lyKYOcg
>>202536171Faggot
>>202536204there was a period of time where i had pickle chip cravings regularly
I'm going to bed early
>>202536238
>>202536248It's been a long day, and tomorrow will be another long day
this has to be on purpose, right?
My bitch a princess cut (My lil' demon)Lil' demon in the cut (Fuck you mean?)Go raidin' at the church (Shit I'm seein')You movin' wrong, we clutching (That's gang)We slime, we sharin'sluts(That'sslatt)My twin, it'sonly us (Wetrappin')Go platinum, fuck a budget (My lil' demon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc
>>202536258good night
>>202533090it's bedtime for muricans, go to sleep
>>202536291it's only 9:45pm on the west coast (aka best coast)
>>202536291not even 10pm yet >>202536262YWNBAN (you will never be a nigga)
>>202536305down on the west coast they got a saying
>>202535956At whatever time I need a greater or additional amount of words than what presently exists in a document, I just break them down into statements of their exact -- or very close to exact -- meanings.
>>202536310>YWNBAN (you will never be a nigga)i suffer
>>202536262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SegvE4skHw
>>202536291CHINA #1
Someone knocked on my door at 8 pm asking me to vote for orange man today
>>202536305MANY such cases
>>202536351I would've referred him to the suicide hotline
>>202536364i shut the door immediately before he handed me the pamphlet
me thinks it's time to kms
>>202536386what if i thinks you shouldn’t do that >>202536351that hasn’t happened to me but i get tons of spam texts and stuff
niggas be like"this paper too spicy"
>>202536386how old are you
>>20253640327
im half latino and half dominican unfortunate
>>202536420not over yet give it 3 more years
>>202536393an old black woman and she says something like "shake them booty butt cheeks boy" to a male "exotic dancer"
>>202536386
>>202536364This post is glowy coded, I can't explain it but he's using language to trigger an inflammatory response so he can add you to some list
Penis in ya face please don't shoot up the place
>>202536478>telling a moron to kill themselves is glowy behaviorok
>>202536512The glowy is upset he got caught but I will not fall for your traps
okay, so what if i’m in a couple gooner discords and i hop in their group calls every once in a whiledoes that really make me a bad person?
Finished my 2nd 6pack may have to go for another boozecruise but im sleepy
new moon just dropped
>>202536552The glowy is reading my mind make it stop!
any other unmedicated bipolar man in
>>202536579I POSTED ABOUT THIS LIKE 3 DAYS AGO
going to the convenience store cause i have a dreadful headache and i need caffeine and something else and i wanna drive around someone else make the new when it comes time please and thank you
>>202536552could be worse i use /trash/
>>202536579This thing is like as small as a satellite, why are they hyping this up?
ok im back and no im not some closeted troon
>>202534129it's not too bad getting your wisdom teeth removed.>you sit down in the chair, like a dentist office patient chair>they prick your arm vein to hook you up to the machine that monitors your heart>they fuck off/wait a few minutes>they ask you to count down from 10 or 20 seconds>you fall asleep as you're counting>the stuff they give you makes you have amnesia until it wears off>personally, i regained full awareness again after I woke up at home later on that day/early nighttime/after dark>have to keep some shit in your mouth to stop bleeding everywhere for a day or so iirc>can only eat jello for like a week or two, sucks :(>no pain/aches afterwards as far as I remember>you can't suck or spit stuff or else it'll fuck your mouth stitches. they dissolve in your mouth as it heals so they're pretty alright in my opinion>after a few weeks you can eat/ w/e normally>no more issueswisdom teeth are pretty ez to deal with. although I do think it's kinda sad that I don't have all that older/more ancient humans had, but wisdom teeth aren't necessary so w/e
>>202536611you sound so wise
>>202536611i was awake when i had my wisdom tooth removed
Roll up in the bitch still smell like an ounce (Like a ounce)Right quick, right quickTight jeans on so she feel my shit, ayy (Feel my shit)Tell me somethin' good babyTell me somethin', tell me somethin' good shawty (Yeah)Come bring it to the hood baby
Put in your mouth pull em all down south
>>202534463c'mon hermano, it's not that bad. you could be ukrainian or russian or jewish or palestinian rn
>>202535967It's this and the a picture of Tenochtitlan when it was flourishing. >>202535977117>>202536021It's not even an art class, it's a history class.
>>202536662Essay idea:Talk about monkeypox and how the 2SLGBTQIAA+ community are the new Indigenous Folx getting killed off by racist white pipo biological weapons (don’t actually do this)
might print out all my important pictures before the solar flare / AI technodemon takeover
business idea: storing my lunch in my anus so i don’t have to buy paper lunch baggies anymore
>>202536662talk about smallpox or something
>>202534481my internet has been giving me grief the last month or so, going off sometimes for a minute or two, or hours at a time. a few (2-3) weeks ago i got texts from spectrum saying that "IT WILL BE BACK AT SUCH AND SUCH TIME" and some like "WELL ACTUALLY IT WILL BE BACK A FEW HOURS AFTER THAT". i haven't gotten more since then, but the problem keeps happening. I'm gonna finally call them on tuesday or wednesday and figure out if it's their servers or if my modem's hardware is faulty or something.the good part is that it hasn't gone out since around 5pm so I'm pretty :) right now.
>>202536610Are you female to male?Post your enlarged clitoral penis
>>202536662Alright. I'm going to give you point which you can expand upon1. talk about aztec history2. talk about smallpox3. origins of smallpox (early origins)4. treatment and prevention 5. transmission to mejico by spain pipo6. resulting casualties7. overall effect on the old worldthis should get you to 500 words
>>202536819that's an mtf
uncomfortably high
>>202536662>>202536820here's the wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_smallpox_in_Mexico
I want a girlfriend so much it's unreal
in cumtown, anytime adam tells a good story nick immediately tells some serious story to bring the mood down, but he never does that when stav does a good story
make a newnow.
>>202536934it's on the house just for you>>202536963>>202536963>>202536963>>202536963>>202536963
new>>202533090>>202533090>>202533090
>>202536966thx babycakes
>>202536642if i was wise i wouldn't be in the situation i'm currently in right now>>202536644yeah i think i remember hearing about that method now that you mention it. i don't remember if my mom offered me that choice back then. i guess in the end i guess im glad i didn't have to to actively wait and deal with dangerous shit in my mouth, that would've drove me up the wall the entire time they were working
>>202533102I feel like this bunny encompasses his entire persona.
>>202533156He was right wing? What the fuck you left wing like? They just straight up suck black dicks.
>>202533568It really does come down on looks. Thats why I don't understand why you wouldn't hit the gym and find some nice clothes and a good haircut. It makes life 99% easier.
>>202534244Don't even jinx it dude. Just wait until normies start flooding in. It will be like what happened to gaming times a thousand.