glowies edishold and busted >>202533090
first for sexo con cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5rAjOjTGtc
I was just trying to say that if someone knocked on your door a 8pm or whatever for political stuff, they probably want to unalive themselves because anyone doing that risks getting shot. Or maybe it's a campaign to get you to dislike the candidate because they're showing up at a retarded time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPAVDHo1Elc&pp=ygUFMTI6NTE%3D
>>202537007The fact that you're still defending yourself instead of moving on really just makes you look like an even bigger glowy
hi
been binge watching dui bodycam videos, really scraping the bottom of the barrel on youtube
>>202537061try live pd
>>202537048hello
>>202537061yes, can't you watch videos about history or something?
>>202537048it's too late in the evening for introductionsanyway what video games are you playing?
>>202536694>>202536817>>202536820>Who or what is shown in each of the images?>What historical events or processes are being shown?>How can those differences be explained with historical evidence?I have to compare and contrast the photos. I can go of on a tangent about smallpox, but I'm not sure I can get to 750 words. I breezed through about 450 words just tonight for a different project but that one had a lot more instruction and things to talk about.I guess I can always just write what I can and leave it at that. A 50% is far better than a 0%.
>>202537048hey hi hello >>202536963why does she glow
The Sega Master System was better than the NES. Sorry, but it's true.
>>202537027OP antagonized me, and here's a list of his charges>pictoral battery>pictoral assault>tampering with evidence>obstructing justice>off topic post>trolling outside of /b/>resisting arrest>possession of drugs>dui
>>202537090>but I'm not sure I can get to 750 wordsI just gave you points to expand upon. Each point has a bunch of things you can talk about.
>>202537061you may be suffering from an undiagnosed addiction/addictive behaviorHave you tried –and not being facetious here –going outside and looking at the stars?it's all really very grand this evening here in Washington
>>202537084>what video games are you playing?prince of persia
the convenience store didn’t have what i needed and im sad
>>202537120have you played the "new" one? "Prince of Persia The Lost Crown"? It's been on my wishlist for a bit because I enjoy platformers, but idk just haven't gotten around to it yet..
>>202537143>>202537120also $40 for a platformer is a bit much
>>202537143no but apparently it's pretty good
>>202537141Did they have this? *hugs you*
>>202537141what were you looking for
>>202536963I was going to make a joke fedpost to match the edition, but I don’t know how to do that without risking a door knock, even if I coat it in lots of irony and coded language. Canadian speech law is a lot more strict than what Americans can get away with
Im playing the new zelda :3
>>202537173didn't realize i needed that
>>202537090If I’m struggling to meet a minimum number of words, I find that the easiest way to crank out papers of any given length is to create a skeleton outline with a number of good, thought-provoking points (the number of points actually used depends on the overall length required by the prof), and then flesh out each of the points with some fluff until I reach the minimum. In my experience, professors don’t generally care that much if you do some relatively aimless rambling, as long as there are some gold nuggets within. Eventually, you should get to a point where you’re struggling to stay under a maximum number of words, while still hitting all the bullet points from your outline that you wish to address, but that takes some experience with writing, I suppose.
>>202537064it’s in the autoplay mix i think>>202537081it mostly just plays in the background while i play satisfactory, i think history videos would be too dense but i’ll think about it>>202537115i definitely have an addictive personality but i already took an incel walk today
>>202537173they did not thank you >>202537182nunya they had my energy drink i wanted though i wanted a sugar free red bull those make my headaches go away in like 5 minutes there’s just something about them
>>202537186Smart. You sound like a non-drunk person.
Wow I almost just googled something again. I have to actually do CSI style research protocols these days. Literally been leaving my phone at home so they can't track me. There's literally a base on the dark side of the moon. That's not that big of a deal because I'm not married.
my neet bucks for this month hasnt arrived yet
>>202537252listen to my schizo podcast https://youtu.be/r8p44wQMtNE
genuinely feel bad for people who don't hang out in /cum/ late at night
>>202537300>Literally been leaving my phone at home so they can't track me.I hope you’re setting it up to watch movies on Netflix or something while you’re gone, or else you’re just going to get flagged for suspicious behaviour and draw more attention.
>>202537321I was high and now I'm sleepy
>>202537315Kill yourself They swear it's called magic the gathering because they were harvesting nerds virginities. They said Tesla was celebate. The theory is that mtg players were gathering a type of energy called "dollars fiat USD gold bull", and denial of sex helped them.
good night
any retard brosss itt?
>>202537336and what about all the cameras watching you and your car's license plate when you're outside
>>202537364night bud
>>202537360Do you think they named their Marjorie Taylor Greene transgender Neanderthal character after Magic The Gathering as a subtle nod to that nerd harvest?
holy fuck someone kil me alreadyi want to fucking die
>>202537336I don't have it. I don't have anything. I barely want it anyways, everything but sex is worthless. I "lived" here.
>>202537378>not having your face unsuspiciously obscured>driving your own carNGMI
>>202537316you made this? okay i threw it in my queue for later
>>202537316This is just Gnostic heresy with yet another rebrand
>>202537397Who the fuck are you? How did I get caught up in this?
imagine she wears this while breaking up with you
>>202537454Your CSIS minder.
>>202537478you probably make good money on weekend nights
>>202537468Reminds me of this.
>>202537501Prefer not to say.
Just ate three eggs and two pieces of toast.
what's the best thing to put on these
>>202537505idgi
>>202537553cheese, herbs and tomatoes
>>202537553colby jack cheese or peanut butter
>>202537553Cheese or peanut butter.
>>202537565based snacker is totally loyal to the marketing photos
>>202537371it makes me sad when you post these i don’t think you’re that dumb >>202537401sorry anon
God is posting here. I'm not sure if any of you are real, but he's literally watching the portal entry point and juicing humans for money. It's totally fair to blame him. I suggest we rally all the able bodied minds to kill him. Worth it. Worth doing this, if I had the power, people wouldn't be suffering, because this reality wouldn't exist. So he's actually, really doing that. Literally he's doing that. I think people think he isn't doing that, but I swear he's at the hospitals watching women create children. That's the point of our creation. We need to shut it down. Alright so literally he is at the hospital's. And everything else you know is also true. That's not a good thing is what I'm suggesting. He is robbing humans for their gold, because harvesting it himself is too much work. Alright so literally he is robbing humans after allowing their creation. Alright literally were being robbed and forced into existence.
>>202537505this is scary >>202537553cheese of course also really good with chili but that doesn’t really count i think
least schizophrenic canadian
the cure for male depression is 90s mafia movies
goodnight
>>202537669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTRGBdH-s4
>>202537252>took an incel walk todaya software patch on a system which requires a complete refactor of the codebasei believe in ubut you gotta be honest with yourself, and find a professional psychiatrist who does too. check out psychologytoday.com and find one in your network.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56bviqWVkCg&t=2sthere is so much beauty in life, anondon't forget to ask for help to see beyond your plight
>>202537669wtf delete this how did you get a video of me taking my bath earlier good night >>202537705good post
vancouver is fake
MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>202537205My brother in Christ....
>>202537553Caviar and gold paper like those YouTube videos.
I have no talents, no hobbies. I’m good at nothing.
We bring the BOOM
>>202537956It doesn't matter. Looks account for 95% of dating and how people treat you. Anyone that asks me I Just tell em to hit the gym, get some nice clothes, and get a good haircut.
>>202538022i’m irredeemably ugly
>>202537968is that a banana
>>202538062Yeah...but unless you were literally born without muscles it doesnt matter. Looks don't matter that much on men. Just height and muscles.
>>202537968what the hell it looks like they didn't use a starter when they baked it it's just a brick>>202538062i'm sure you're not anon don't sell yourself short
>>202537621What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
the non-latina path is the wrong pathbut i don't think a latina would be too useful if I move to japan
>>202538323>which alien race should i marry what an exciting postmodern choose your own adventureJust stick to your own kind. Simple
what did captcha mean by this
A Latina yells about the dishes, and you can just put the dishes away. A white girl yells about Palestine and the Patriarchy, and you can't do shit about it. I know where I'M at
>>202538442
>>202538451
There's literally a face that was bulldozed out of the moon. Every pic on Google is photoshopped lol. Probably was less than $1 mil to do that. Not that impressive. At least it's not another dick. Kill yourselves for letting them get away with this.
something about taking the vax gives me such a rushi must’ve gotten it 25-30 times now
>>202538562Same
>>202538442oh dear
>>202538451i have some feelings about palestine that are very unpopular on tiktok and insta that i would be crucified if i shared this is part of the appeal of this website to me
>>202538715
>>202538736the uk is far superior to america lmao
very organic posts
LMAO my captcha is JYSAR
>>202538743for me personally i'd prefer to not live somewhere where a woman's only recourse for defending herself is a rape whistle
*pokes /cum/ with a stick* *stick goes right through*I see.
>>202538815ok cool mission successful now go away
>>202538797you see most of europe is safer than america. sorry but brazil is on average safer than america
oh no, where'd my f*cking son go?I don't know but you better f*cking run hoeI'm the Wizard, I play my bass backwerdsstupid brits, get out of my thread nerds
hell no, got no goatee on my faceslap this brit's ass like I slap my my mother*cking BASS*drops mic*
>>202539036i have been thinking about this hippo pretty much non stop todayif she was on the ballot i would actually go out and vote
>>202539057>no hips>no titsdo yellowfever fags REALLY
this gimmick sucks
>>202539288you apologized the other day i thought you were being sincere :/
>>202539315sorry bored and feeling contempt for this site, nothing personal
>>202539288i missed you mr. random-mid-girl poster
>>202539348I love her ass what can I say
hey anonsi want to visit the great states next year, but i have never been, and i'm mostly used to traveling in europe.im not really sure what the best way to go about it is, however, as when I travel in europe I just park my car somewhere and then explore the city on foot, because european urban layout is very dense and centralized. so basically the shopping streets, restaurants etc. are centered around historical landmarks and stuff. i know a few of the US cities are also like this, but when looking at google maps at other cities it seems like everything is very spread out.what's the best way to explore cities in the US?
>>202539315Apologizing again but I saw a bunch of faggots in here and I thought, fuck it, I'll do what I want. But that's not considerate to the few in here who aren't faggots so I should really just keep it to myself.
>>202539390It depends on which cities you want to visit, but mostly you'll have to drive from one location to another unless you're in highly urbanized places like NYC.Cities are trash, however. The real America is small towns.
>>202539390try to focus on specific neighborhoods or districts when you approach a city since everything is much more spread outyou can get ubers and stuff if you need to get around, but don't just limit yourself to the tight urban cores, a lot of the best stuff is not smack downtown you'd be better off planning an itinerary and following it as opposed to just random meandering. renting a car is probably a really good idea so you aren't so tied down by transportation concerns
>>202539464it's okay dear i would never try to tell you what to do, i just thought you got it out of your system lol. there's nothing wrong with liking pretty girls but i just don't share with the class what i find attractive. but you do have a point that it doesn't seem to stop some of the anons here from posting gross stuff so i really can't even complain that much its really tame. i just worry because obsession and coveting isn't a good coping mechanism because i've been there
what should i do with my last 30 minutes of consciousness today
i love women with prominent brows and square jaws
>>202539696doesn't matter
>>202539696doomscrolling 180 10-second videos on TikTok
fart
>>202539769i refuse because i did this for probably two hours today already>>202539751i tried being a nihilist and i didn't like it i want to genuinely care about things even if we all die in the end
>>202539820>even if“I can’t enjoy this movie because it’s only 90 minutes long and doesn’t last literally forever”
>>202539537I had a crush on a few girls in high school but they all turned me down. I didn't bother with going after chicks in college because I figured it would be more frustration and heartache. Now I'm in my 30s living in my old hometown and have never been in any kind of relationship, much less had sex. Sometimes it really eats away at me and 100% fuels my porn addiction. That being said I'm kind of burnt out on that chick.
>>202539845i agree
>>202539856we will get along bro, i know you a real one
Whats your guys opinions on jews?
>>202539856Yeah god told me it was normal to not have sex, because people were being killed. But when I look around, it's like 80% of the people are actually having sex, and only a small number are being killed or are incel. God is so annoying and ugly.
>>202539915big fan of Tim Heidecker, don't really care about the other ones
>>202539931See >>202538266
>>202539944He's vaguely funny on camera but the actual Tim Heidecker is the biggest faggot the world has ever seen
>>202539915>>202539944I prefer Sam Hyde
>>202539856are you actively seeking out relationships now? there are much worse outlets for your frustration than looking at porn on the internet so don't beat yourself up too much about that aspect, at least
A fine morning.
>>202539978my state :)
>>202539975Porn addiction gets pretty fucking bad when people fall too deep down that rabbit hole. People getting into increasingly weird porn until they’re looking at illegal shit, and even abusing kids irl, people trooning out and committing suicide, etc
>>202539973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7zIPSfvhoQi like this video
>>202539975>are you actively seeking out relationships now?No. I tried apps a while back and got zero matches. Since then I've let myself go and put on about 30lbs. I don't think it's ever going to happen for me now.
>>202540051That’s a fun video
>>202540093It’s really not that hard to lose weight and whip yourself back into shape, if you can commit yourself to doing it. Even if you’re not concerned with chasing tail right now, there are big health and quality of life benefits etc
>>202539973He lost his spark in 2016 and totally stopped being funny in 2017. I don't know how people find him funny now. His best stuff was done from 2011-2015 IMO.
>>202540093well, just don't close the door on it entirely. you can always try to improve and work on yourself solely for your own sake and for your benefit alone, and all the other stuff falls into line later on when you're in a better place mentally and physically not to pry too deeply but what do you do for work ?
>>202540148
>>202540142Yeah, I'm trying to get back on track although it's easy to get demoralized considering how my life turned out in general. If anything I'd just like to know what it's like for a bit even if I feel like a relationship isn't for me.>>202540179>not to pry too deeply but what do you do for work ?Sporadic editing and motion graphics stuff. Nothing regular. A friend of mine might be able to get me a decent job at his company but I'm not holding out too much hope for that. I live with my dad so yeah, I'm a living, breathing woman repellent at this point.
>>202540207>the heckin normalfag niggercunt MTV reality tv show is too grim dark for you
>>202540272Yeah but it’s passing through multiple layers of irony, okay??
To be fair Hitler did a lot of really cool things
>>202540256i think you may have more to offer to a woman in a relationship than you think you doi have to go i take a sedative medication before bed and im losing the fight i wish you the absolute best and good night
>>202540325Thanks, anon. Have a good rest.
>>202540207I guess not. His early 2010s work with Nick, Charls, and the rest of the folks who used to collaborate with them on projects really resonated with me and I still look at those videos fondly today. They captured lightning in a bottle and really pushed the envelope in ways I'd never seen mainstream comedians do. Meanwhile, this shit Sam has been doing with these Xanax-popping wigger zoomer yes-men is just that, shit. The fact that he still calls it "MDE" is insulting.
>>202539479>>202539485thank you, anons, very helpful! will make sure to rent a car and i'll make a more detailed itinerary to follow this time around, then.i'm still undecided exactly which states i want to visit, because i think all states have something worth visiting.do you know of any good ways of tracking down local events such as fairs, festivals, etc.?
>>202540256If you can get a regular income, there are ways to frame some of the other stuff to make it not seem so bad>needed to move back with my parents because they’re getting old, and needed help around the house [actually I’m a saint; not a loser]etc
>>202540379I agree to some extent, but I feel like his stuff has improved again to some extent more recently; basically when Nick and Charls came back into the fold. I agree the Sam+zoomies era was pretty shit, but after WP2 filming started, some interesting things have started happening again. It’s not quite as good as the golden era you describe, but it’s still some of the better stuff that’s out there today IMO
>>202540386I'll give that a shot, thanks. Only problem left is that I live in kind of a middle of nowhere place so meeting people will be hard. I see girls out in public all the time but hell, they're probably all college chicks who are taken, right? You can't just cold approach chicks anymore these days.
I guess the fact that Google is so great, all will bow or will be shot
>>202540093>>202540256me and you are going to an irish pub next weekend and pull some milfs
>>202540434That's fair. I wish Sam hadn't burned bridges with some of the old crew but it is what it is. Things could only go up from the Sam + zoomer retard era and recruiting Nick and Charls again is probably one of the best ways to accomplish that even if it could never completely recapture the old magic of the College Cunts days.
>>202540446>who are taken
it don't fuck with my conscience i serve my auntie that raw
>>202539808mega?
women are right about men lacking proper empathy. there is something seriously wrong with most of you.
>>202541724Im a dog
I just spent an hour and half making the most hideous pie chart with posts from the archive.
>>202541724
coffee, anyone?
>>202543099thanks bossman.I always get so unbelievably worked up in other threads, just arguing endlessly, then I visit /cum/ and it's just chillers.I will learn the ways of a chiller
>>202544241What’s racist about that?
A real woman
https://youtu.be/Wcm12rN4Jro?si=GBwggFRgDCovQiTO&t=26
i love Reggie
>>202545369Go back to shit we don't like you
>>202545384you do not = everyone i dont like you either, but i cant filter you. keep your sh itty garbage thoughts to yourself
>>202536963
so anways, i love Reggiebye for now. going to spit on that fat cunt
wisdom tooth still aches
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY
Need a bitch whos as loyal to me as Ghislaine was to Epstein
listening to Skillet - Rebirthingdoes person which wrote the lyrics believe in reincarnation? cause it looks so according the textin Russia there are Christians which believe in reincarnation, a small community
>>202546372Any Christcuck who believes in reincarnation would be considered a pagan by other Christcucks here
>>202546411some Jewish people believe in it tooit's not paganism
>>202546430In amerishart evangelical Christianity, anything that sounds scary, foreign and unorthodox is pagan or satanic
>In 2003, two fish cutters claimed to have encountered a talking carp at the New Square Fish Market in Rockland County, New York, in a Hasidic community of about 7,000 members>the carp began speaking in Hebrew, shouting apocalyptic warningsoh my stars. it would be hilarious to goof around in one of these communities for a day or two but you'd probably go to prison
>>202546604Big if true
>>202546411>>202546512SAAAAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdkD248zUew
>>202541724i disagree
i hate comcast so much, bros
>>202547865How about /cum/cast
>>202547939that doesn't exist, goober.
So fucking bored
>>202547939>when you make a great post
someone needs to make a bunch of racist/sexist/political posts or complain about amerimutts (not racist for some reason)
IF YOUR PUSSY CLEAN THEN SCREAM
>>202548031good post also
if there's anyone that deserves your support is porn game developers and i'm talking about the real ones, the japanese niggas out there hustling making sprite animations everyday not the patreon bucks weg shitter that does nothing and makes thousands
Hello my fellow /cum/slutsUnfortunately I didn't die in my sleep. Instead of getting isekai'd and waking up in a fantasy world full of elf gfs I instead woke up in Canada.Stay strong brothers, because my own strength is failing me.
>>202548090actually, you did die in your sleep. you've been isekai'd into a world where everyone knows your regrets and mistakes, but refuses to talk to you about them
My life is at a standstill and im too lazy to do anything about it
hello. time for church
>>202548276pray for me please
>>202548276pray for the death of all gays
>>202548202My only regret is that I don't have a harem of elf gfs, anon.That's it. That's the regret.
>>202548294will do anon.>>202548314no but ill pray for their souls.
>>202548345thank you
>>202548276Pray for elf pussy.
>>202548276i am not going to church
wake up
wake me up inside
I have awoken
Can't wake up
i feel like if get any closer to any women i will inevitably simp hard for her and she will get the ick
God really created women and made them cute as heck just to torture us with impure thoughts
>>202548718Her gums are gross
>>202548718Why post a picture unrelated to your post?Is that German humour?
>>202548745fo shizzle
>>202548749LOL if true
there's murder on the dance floor
i got more glocks and teks than you
Should I go for a joggy woggy?
remember back in the days when niggas had ways
>>202548745>>202548749She’s cute with her cute gummy smile
>>202549903i don't know what that means ( i am white)
wish they made it easier to get a job
people love to boast about how many hours they work a week but then they're precisely as broke as i am. congrats nigga you wasted your time
>>202549716I have more robux than you
sucking on a lollipop right now
>>202550164Do you want to play Dress To Impress?
>>202550266deep throat it
for family
looking forward to gooning later
i got murder on my mind
>>202550418I will choke and die
>>202536963>>202551111just testing to see what the quads are
hilarity ensues
and good riddance
going for an incel haircut
>>202551838are you going for the buzzcut or the bowlcut?
>>202551929last time i got a buzzcut my mom started crying and my dad said you don't look good son
One thing about the Diddy case going on is that even though these showbusiness multi millionnaires potentially have access to the coolest most exclusive stuff in the world like owning supercars offering unique driving experiences, the possibility of flying in a private jet to wherever whenever on a whim, sailing along the shores of the most paradisiac islands in a yacht. Have heterosexual sex with women their age. They'd rather do gay shit in a basement Such waste of wealth and possibilities is an insult to unfortunate poor honest struggling m'en such as myself
>>202551951that sounds so gay, grab them by the collar and tell them to get a grip
reddit be like
first of all i'm black
my controversial opinion is that it's bad to lie, even about things you don't like
>>202552937what are your thoughts on fiction?
>>202552975that's too broad of a question
>>202553000I want you to realize that fiction is made up of things that aren't true (lies), even if they are performative and the audience knows that the statements are lies. so your opinion that it's bad to lie applies broadly to fiction.
women be like"WHY ARE MEN SO MYSTERIOUS?? WHAT DO THEY WANT????"
>>202553174giwtwm (the girl)
>>202551956More like Diddler was part of an Epstein-type blackmail operation, and rising stars had to participate in his gross blackmail rituals to get anywhere in the industry
>>202551951lol
>>202549877I did and I ran by some indian family and oh my god they smelled so fucking bad jfc
it's noon
>leastern standard timeyikes
back from church>>202548294i prayed for you
>>202553860you will catch a 3-dayer for saying the most obvious and banal things possible
>>202554153shut the fuck up californian
i don't believe that jesus worked a single day as a carpenter
the salty slop they serve you guys over there is hardly even food jajaja
>>202554188
>>202554208That's j-word food
>greeks>jews
>>202554208https://www.nutritionvalue.org/Hummus%2C_commercial_nutritional_value.html>nutrition score: Alol. lmao
>>202554254jelicious?
i dont feel good
>>202554373what happened bud
>>202554279gayreeks are turk rape babies which are arab rape babies which are just j-words
>>202554394ate too much hummus
>>202554421go for a walk. you'll be okay
white castle
>>202554446i'm too obese to walk
>>202554449H'what is the purpose of this?
>>202554323we stole your hamburger and made them infinitely better, you don't understand or even know true flavor
>turks are jewsis this nigga retarded
>>202554511Yes cryptojews. Arabs are semites
>>202554461no, you are not.
>>202554549i'm too ugly to go outside
>>202554549you don't know that. it's very rude to accuse me of lying.
>>202554574you're not
Wiener Schnitzel restaurant in New Mexico a drive through german fast food restaurant, wtf boomers did not suffer
mass shooting in Alabama
>>202554599No one cares because they're not h'white
>canadians dont have WienerSchnitzel
>>202554590you don't know that
>>202554623my swiss friend got offended when i told him we call it der wienerschnitzel instead of das
need to kms
>>202554667>we call it der wienerschnitzelkind of lame
>>202554511>>202554544Ackchyually, that’s backwards: “Jews” are crypto-Turks (Khazars)
need to live myself
hamburgers and fries here are mediocre to pretty much any shop in america, doner is mid af no flavor just affordable slop. Hummus bomb. Chocolate bomb.
>>202554623oh so they're still around but dont even sell wienerschnitzel? nevermind, im not that jeaous
>>202554599why do blabois do this when they lose an argument over who buys weed tonight?
>
>>202554873I want to kiss you
>>202554873ChilI and cheese slices don't belong on 'dogs
>>202554923yes they do, it's fucking delicious
>>202554923are you from chicago?
>>202554923
any cincinatti chili enjoyers in
>>202555028>shitcinatti
eau claire, wisconsin one of the more flamboyant facades ive seen on these chinese restaurants
>>202555059its 90% of hotels in america and dont pretend otherwise
>>202555068I love going to chinatown in SF and seeing all the old signs and buildings for restaurants with all their decorations
new>>202555140>>202555140>>202555140
