/deutsch/ edition
ri
thoughts?https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS24665HU/
any of you lads ever drank at work?
>>202561490yeah but ive worked in software startups so it was pretty usual
>>202561427i like falafel
>>202561427lol
sitting at dee park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkkx33-GQL4
>>202564255freak
khat chewing flip flop wearing violent goons are slapping their black bush batons carelessly into dainty curious young blondes
Just can't stop mincing about
>>202564007still at dee park
Post tributes for the /brit/ Hunger Gameshttps://brantsteele.net/hungergames
>>202564304
Rorke XIV the Bum King
>>202564276he has my body type
>>202564334>>202564239>>202564217>>202564211>>202564276Added
hate myself
>>202564334rorke (or just baby hippo if rorke was used last time)
Don't understand any of these posts
Huw
>>202564373mikey
>>202564333what boots? look weird in this picture
>>202564383imagine my disappointment when i found out this was a legit meme instead of some brit lad making up a new meme
>>202564379an hero
>>202564334Garlic bread?
NOTEWe've got to ration posts tonight. So only post if you've got something good to post.
https://youtu.be/IZr92Lmzp0c
>>202564387meant for >>202564117
girlie what the duck
poo
>>202564421poo
>>202564383>>202564404Added>>202564387>>202564419Is that the name you want?
>>202564408Moo deng!
>>202564408sometimes the unwashed masses are right *glomp*
I think I heard a shot
>>202564407danner scorchescheck em out, theyre fantastichttps://www.danner.com/styles/boots/scorch-side-zip-6-black-hot.html
poo deng
Having a Rubywank
something happened next doorambulance in the streettwo ambulance cars there earliernow police is theregrim
>>202564421>brings in a shipment of my freshly made dog shit postsno need to ration anymore lads
moo deng my beloved
>>202564419this is how i imagine the average /brit/ poster looks
>>202564453Yes, it's an old meme you dip
>>202564334crazy frog
>>202564477reckon you're a suspect?
getting a bonus from work and would like to treat my family to something because i have no family of my own. my mum and grandad are pretty ingrained though and i dont know whether theyd want to go to new york for a week. dunno what to do. grandad would probably die on the flight
>>202564477thats a suicide that
>>202564491mogs me
>>202561490Yea. when you work at a pub, the patrons are too pissed to notice one way or the other.
>>202564477Someone died
slept in the gfs bed for the first time on Friday were nice
>>202564508just take your mother? or do a uk holiday still loads of fancy hotels and shit you can do here
>>202564508can i suggest asking themif i know old people i suspect they'd rather you spent the money on yourself
>>202564534that's a suicide that
realised I'm not flexible enough not do I have sufficient endurance for my favourite sex position so I'm going to start doing practice reps before bed
>>202564334sir kid starver
>>202564534Planning this with the proto bf and my bed some time this week
>>202564568thats a political suicide that
I don't i can get a girlfriend because autism
>>202564534only got a single bed me
>>202564544goon only
>>202564608alri incel
somebodyGOT MURDERED
>>202564264Give me a good image for one of these
im so ugly and evil
Whoops clicked on the wrong thread
>>202561314just devastated
any braid man in?
might kill myself next year x
Should i get an iphone 15 pro for 850€?
got a king size bed in my 3 bedroom london flatall of it to myselfonly use one half of it though so kind of pointless
>>202564655Got a double bed in my 3 bed house me, but I share with my best mate
>>202564646Why put things off, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow
well said OJ
got peggy lee on
>>202564646>>202564635>>202564620
cheesed to meet you
>>202564646that's er... there's a word for that
>>202564297badly and it's not good, I can recognise my own flaws and societal ones too. often times with our inherited morals you have to consider where they came from and what they've built. the man and woman. famine and masculine archetypes and how they worked together in forming our societies and civilisationI have considered the dutiful part of this, mother, father and child relationships. here I'm reminded of protestant ideas of love based on duty. while I know I'm lacking in the aspects I admire I don't, let's say wilfully encourage the same flaws I see in myself in society. we all short in many ways of the idealsI see the dutiful male and female roles in child rearing inspite of our feelings and sinful inclinations as honourable, we all have our burdens, some of use much more than others. and I consider gender dysmorphia a burden, but not something that defines a person's gender. them living as what they popped out the vag is best for them and in turn society
I had an evening meal of bread, cheese, olives and wine. Amusing to think this is what some Roman lad would have had on this spot 2000 years ago.
>>202564630>>202564334Do Spaino
I'm seein' double here, four 4chans!
>>202564645good game braid
it wasn't suicide, it was moider!
Strangling myself feels so good
>>202564697they watered down their wine probably still do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WusQQDaNSA
>>202564697>cheese, olivestoo high in fatenjoy diabetes and obesity
>>202564737roaring
>>202564739
pooicide
https://www.tiktok.com/@ryu_sama556/video/7415255127566585094
>>202564684THINGS...
>>202564744Fat doesn't cause obesity, carbs do
>>202564334Candace <3
Need to get toff my phone I spend too much time on my phoneI hate the internet I miss the 90s and early 200sGenuinely
>>202564334soogs
seeing double too, but in my case it's just a pair of bollocks beneath my willy
>>202564684God Bridget is leng
>>202564739alri david carradine.
>>202564645more of a braids man
>>202564777Mr Potato head
>>202564334cvh
>>202564334catberrgue
>>202564782Love sucking a big hairy pair of bollocks
>>202564776not truede novo lipogenesis from carbs almost never happensthe fat you eat is the fat you wear
>>202564779tarq
>>202564814needs a different hairdo
>>202564334cenaboyle
>>202564777>>202564699>>202564568>>202564500>>202564781Added>>202564853I'm gonna use this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPahqVkNFA&ab_channel=ScenesClips
>>202564646Same here lad, then I can join the 27 club
Herb tree grow like flowers a me yardTill dem say why papa Chezi have de real herb loveSeh me bun de ganja, bun de ganja, bun de ganja real hotBad things happen when mi can't buy da ballWhat me say me can't get no moderation, none at allSo me bun de ganja, bun de ganja, bun de ganja real hot
Sex is really weird when you think about itYou're putting your body INSIDE another bodyReally bizarre thing we do
>>202564869
>>202564869>de novo lipogenesisLoved her at Glastonbury
/brit/ stands with Israel
>>202564334lucy letby
>>202564334kate
>>202564929Especially when some people put a fist up the other's arse
>>202564929>we dohaha...yeah.
>>202564929Ha ha yeah we do do that don't we
>>202564334Myra Hindley
>Especially when some people put a fist up the other's arse
>>202564894*ahem*>>202564839
>>202564929not really inside though is it, that was always the exterior. in the same way you just have a hole which runs all the way through you, like a strange donut shape
>>202564929Sometimes the gf puts her body in my body while my body is in her body
i'm cashing you out bob
>>202564996scremaing
>>202564996Calling me a tranny for saying fisting is fucking weird?I think you're mental
>>202565050EARLY
>>202565001I'm not using nonce submissions. Anything else.>>202564992>>202564954Added
>>202565050Done a cheeky wank in the garden?
What genre of porn should the big Sunday wank be to?
>>202564853Where I live, that cat would be DEVOURED by now. Although, I'd image that cat would be EATEN BY MIGRANTS if it were in France or Germany haha.
>>202565079based
>MetaCritic has scored the album a 35 from 10 critics making it the worst reviewed album on the site since 2011
>>202565085Bukkake
wonder why he was so incompetent
6 spots left for the hunger games.
>>202565050fucked it lad
YES I'M A NEW WORLD SAMURAI AND A REDNECK NONETHELESS
>>202564334Sir Tony Blair
What does the Titchmarsh gimmick mean? Cunt has been doing it for years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_music_considered_the_worst#2000s%E2%80%932020skatycats...
>>202565079her mom jen>>202565050
>>202564334Jeff goldblum
>>202561314
haha no one responded to my post im gonna kms>>202565139"if i win anon kills himself" guy
>>202565169grendel ah
>>202565139The phryges
if what you're wanking off to has more area of man than women you're a bender, simple asmore pixels man = you're a gay bastard
>>202564334commiemong
Asian people emigrate to this country with the sole objective of occupying the breadth of the footpath in front of me and then walking as slowly as their human biology will allow
>>202565232yeah?
>>202565199der frosch…
>>202565137>muh losseshuge fan of the OLD WHITE lad who thought space exploration was a profitable venture
>>202565137Boeing Boeing bone
Another week of toil incoming. Hope I don't wake up x
>>202565232
>>202565231This except straight people, you all walk so fucking slowly
>>202565139mushroom
what's your favourite /brit/ gimmique?mine is all the different made up words we have for women's vaginas
>>202564684omds
>>202565287maybe you should get another job if you dread it that much
Have no idea what this Hunger Games thing is and I'm here all the fucking time
Don't read any posts here unless they (you) me The rest of the time I just post to myself
>>202565308don't think /brit/ has mad eup any word for fanny
>>202564508new york is shite don't go, worse museums than the ones you've got in london and it's far dirtier. unless you're some poof that actually enjoys broadway
>>202565139Desperate to fit in Canadian
>>202565308tuppence
>>202564334catberg
On a diet, ate 6 protein bars, diet ruined
>>202565325the hunger games is a popular teen book and film seriesit's very good
>Our server encountered a problem while processing your request.>>202565227>>202565220>>202565167>>202565300Added2 moreSeems to be a few more women than last time>>202565325Last proper one was in April. Also was one in June i think.
>>202565139commiemong >>202565227
for me it's "baby gap"
is cache pronounced cash or cashay
>>202565329it's mostly variations of fanny; fannard, fannois, and so onalso, not answering the question you silly fannicker
>>202565309moo deng rorke
>>202565321i literally just got this job. All jobs suck
>>202565384cushay
Piloti bitte kommen
Smoking rn
>>202565372brookie
>>202565397i hate all gimmicks equallya gimmick is simply a failed meme
>>202565401
Have failed in my attempts to become a normal, healthy personTime to go fully degen I reckon
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1727029344131931.webm
stupid site being slow as fuck for me>>202565412one of the weirdest more mainstream gimmicks
>>202565427you're a failed man
>>202565437yeah good content this...NOT
>>202565437Fucking love that channel
1000 gone on viva street againneeds banning immediately
looking for some sweatpants for the gym but I notice that so many of them have that shitty ribbed cuff, hate them
captcha server is taking a shit
>>202565437:skull:
Internet is being a cunt atm for some reason. >>202565440 Same>>202565337Name too long so i'm going with leafjeet>>202565426AddedLast one
>>202565372nigel
>>202565460You should be put in a camp.
feeling lonely, gf's left early for toil (she's a pastry chef) and her pet eel is hiding behind a rock
>>202565440Captcha is fucked>>202565372Li Wenwen
>>202565471ribbed for your pleasure
Government should give £1000 a month to anyone who earns a least average wage and has no gf. Loner rebate x
Get the Communist songs posted
I’ve been a Wild Rover for many’s a year And I’ve spent all me money on whiskey and beer…
>>202564508ngl mate a holiday with your old fogie relatives would be gash, if you want to treat them to something take them into town and have a really expensive meal, far less effort for everyone involved. go by yourself for the week away
>>202565478Should be DTFIC then instead of leafjeet if u don’t mind mate x
>>202565458channel name?
>>202565484Tempted to replace mushroom with this.Sorry mushroom lad
>>202565440>stupid site being slow as fuck for me
>X “active daily users in the UK have dropped from 8mn a year ago to only around 5.6mn now, with more than a third of that fall coming since the summer riots."
>>202565437>that head bobblekek
>>202565535???
>>202565523Christian Caniff
>>202565489whole mortgage will be gone on it soonneeds banning to protect vulnerable members of society
got a rotten hangover
>>202565519Sure
>Britain's ultra-wealthy are threatening to exit en masse ahead of proposed tax changesBased, take their clothes
>>202565552Meant to post "same" but didnt
>>202565537many of those are bots
i hate when im too druk fot captcha
>>202565537forbes said twitter's value is now worth 80% less than before musk bought it
for me i think it all started going down hill around 10-12 years olda gradually decline from which i never recovered and occassionally got worse
>>202565588The ads have all gone from major brands to dodgy crypto scams so I'm not surprised
>>202565537when people stop using twitter, maybe things will go back to before 2015
patiently waiting for the /brit/ hunger games
The tributes have been selected, the reaping is over.The hunger games shall commence shortly
Might shag a twink
was meant to have a quiet weekend but my cousin had her 18th birthday party with the family and i had 5 beers and 4 proseccos got toil at bang on 9 on the morrow fs
>>202565627Screaming, this is a really good one tonight
>>202565627*despite captcha server issues.
>>202565555howling
Jimi Hendrix's All Along The Watchtower completely mogs Bob Dylan's original.And Hendrix's soloing is so beautiful. No one can can do phrasing like Hendrix. He's so insanely tasteful unlike the shredders.
>>202565627need need NEED catberrgue to win
Sir Poo Shit
can't wait for GTA6 boys
And they're off.
all units, possible 10-51 on the corner of Poo Street and Mousey Boulevard
>>202565627I've seen people post this game for about 15 years and I still have no idea what it is
>>202565627Shove it up your ass
>>202565658Never really got Bob Dylan. Highway 61 was good - but virtually everything he did was done better by a contemporary.
>>202565658hate how it's the defacto theme song for the vietnam war
>>202565686my money is on Columbo
What's the best route through Demon's Souls
>>202565686
>>202565704that's either run through the jungle or fortunate son
>>202565687>10-51: Subject is drunkCanslad's a wanted man... for a change
Folded boys. I’ve texted her. See what she sez
VITO SPATTAFORE IS AN ASS MUNCHA
>>202565729Concerning.
Day one is underway, with early casualties following the initial bloodbath
Any fellow geeks here have a Steam Deck? is it worth it?
>>202565704But that's It Ain't Me
submitted catberg without realizing catberrgue was in the roster alreadyi know who i'm rooting for also hope the messed up captcha rn doesnt fuck it up
>>202565767BASED
>>202565729>>202565758I think I've heard that one before
Drinking bin juice
>>202565704fortunate sonIT AIN'T ME
>>202565769this won't end well
>>202565686>cenaboyle first to diefunny because that's probably what'd happen in real life
maybe i just get into fat women
>>202565767based michael
>>202565718don't remember
Captcha is fucking dead.Anyway what should I drink, Whisky, Rum or Stella?
*it ain't me starts playing*
>>202565681
>>202565838FUCKING SCREAMING
>huw thinks about homenot the only thing he is thinking about
>>202565838>brookie injures herselffitting
>>202565841bleach
Wanna move to Australia
3 deaths to start the September games
>>202565841I'm on the rum & coke myself
"i was only 19" by redgum should be the theme song for nam, fuck america
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3d1ybOY7Kuo <3
>making a Vietnam War thread on /tv/ in 2015>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>202565841I'M ON THE BOTTLES OF CORONAI LOVE CORONA BOTTLES SO MUCH
none of them received a hero's welcomenone of themnone of them
Darkness descends on the arena.The tributes lick their wounds and some make new ones.
>>202565854rdr2 was class so if these lads were working on it then crack on with gta6 i say
>>202565913Huw's doing an awful lot of pondering
>>202565907>2015it can't have been that long agomore like 2019
new hoots is up lads
>>202565913>who kill them instead
>>202565658Have a listen to maggot brain. Eddie Hazel is the god king of soulful guitar tunes
>>202565934he has a lot to think about
Need a poo badly
>>202565913>sir kid starver kills lucy letbythe child murderer derby is concluded
>>202565427the difference between memes and gimmicks are that gimmicks originate in /brit/ (so they're often better)
>>202565934thinkin bout those pics
>>202565914think that pic was taken before the firings and resignings, things have been shaken up around rockstar for a while
this stupid chrome update has it so i can't scroll down the page with the arrow keys REEEEEE
Day 2 begins just as bloody as day 1
>>202565943It Ain't Me posting peaked in 2014-2016
>>202565975So many /brit/ gimmicks escape to the normies: norfposting, deano both did
>>202566003some rare introspection, there
>>20256600310/10 cropping
>>202565975a gimmick is a meme that's perpetuated by only one posterthat's itit wasn't interesting enough to picked up by the mainstream 4chanerati so on sad act keeps spamming it for weeks on end
>>202566043not sure either of those are from /brit/, maybe /britpol/
>>202566061FUCKGonna post in the new
>>202566053was gonna say lol
>>202566003kek
>>202566003
make the newi'd do it but 4chan is being fucky right now
new>>202566140>>202566140>>202566140
>>202565767FFS mikey
