Cat edition
want to die
hi
throat's hurting form all the cock i've sucked today
What have your experiences been of women in the office environment?
was gonna say school girl legs anon is a decent gimmick but I don’t think he’s joking :/
want to cure my hangover with hair of the dog but i know anything i drink is going to come straight back up
>>202566154hello :)
>>202566151>>202566154>>202566169>>202566170>>202566175all me
I can change
IT'S OVER
>>202566178ITS OVER FOR RORKEPIC RELATED
>>202566178>>202566203Rorke never stood a chance...
6 dead. This could be a quick one.
>>202566175I'm not
>>202566203he never stood a chance
>>202566169How many and what sizes?
>>202566219come on catberg you magnificent bastard
>>202566170Peng lasses with big tits who massage my cock while I'm TRYING to WORK
>>202566170At my previous job they were alright because they were a minority (35%).Here's it's more like 55% women, and I can't stand them.Female managers give poor instructions and groups of female workers talk too much.
>>202566140First for fuck this slow arse captcha
Haven't been paying attention since the election, presume everything's going swimmingly for Labour?
The violence comes to an almost complete standstill as the tributes finally rest on the second night.
Lads I can't stop hooking up
>>2025662394 cocks all about 5-8"
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated (Yeah)
>>202566291Ya
>>202566303Cor, how'd you organise that all in one day?Always get a sore throat after deep throating 8 inches
>>202566291turns out acting in the same way as the previously government who were wildly unpopular isn't very popular
>>202566170middle aged hags who give you advice on fragrances and cute autistic women who let you shag them
>>202566340be sexy and a whore. Simple as.
>>202566322HEY HEY HEY
Every dog has his day.
>>202566345need an academic to tell me why exactly they're doing thiswhy pull a sprint to become extremely unpopular
People at work who bitch about others do my head in.If you've got a problem, go fucking tell them.
the dragons in skyrim only have 2 legs, which makes them wyverns not dragonshow did they spend 5 years making a massive game all about dragons and manage to fuck up that little detail? they clearly didn't have enough pedantic cunts like myself on staff
>>202566378Grindr?
>>202566414ok
>>202566357>you call yourself brook but you're a man with a penis.... i just can't understand it
>>202566357
>>202566414ever had sex?
>>202566415no just be born a woman. Makes it easier.
>>202566440yeah with your mum mate
>>202566452t.
>>202566452Doubt it, gay men are largely slags
The violence continues into the night and Candace lets the girls down.
>>202566414does that mean the liverpool crest is a wyvern instead of a dragon
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>202566458ah nice she's a good lady gives good head and loves anal, as my dad says
Drunk on honey rum liquer and ordering a kebab
one of my old colleagues flirted with a girl at work and she reported his for sexual harassment. nearly lost his job.
just imagined a scouser saying wyvern
>>202566517not into bum play me, it's gross and smelly and quite gay
The fourth day comes and goes.
>>202566492it's a bird you mongo
>*gets advertised everywhere*
>>202566560nigel thornberry
>>202566560noone will believe Huws lies
you know a british town is irrelevant if, when you google it, the first result is their local football club
love, peace, and harmony oh love peace and harmony very nice very nice very nice very nice well maybe in the next world maybe in the next world
>>202566522His name? Sir Keir Starmer.
australians can't dance
The death toll ramps back up as the sun goes down. Four cannon shots are heard across the arena.
>>202566618ah yes i remember being a teenager as well
>>202566564isn't it breathing fire? idk I don't support licerpool
pretty fucking cold
"kid starver" is the funniest nickname for a politician ever
>>202566641it's carrying a frond in its beak
I feel a wreck without my little china girl
>>202566606thats every British town
Feeling horny again
Do you reckon Kier Starmer has tried to get a blowjob from Angela Rayner? She seems like the cheeky type who would engage in such behaviour.
>>202566670same
Was leaving the mall with wife and saw a little black girl licking the windows of a nail salonJust sloshing that shit up. Blacks are so dumb, where were her parents, probably no dad and her boon mother was in there gettin her nails did
>>202566590that's what i thought too lol
remember one of my teachers in school saying to one of the girls in my class she had a nice smilenot sure he got reported or fired but he was gone the next year
>>202566688not london
>>202566685Dogberg no!
>>202566685columbo's got this, cold as ice
>>202566707id more guess she drunkenly forced herself on him
in dreams you're mine all of the time
>>202566685Caca perro
Another hunger games, another feast on day 5.The bloodiest feast in many a generation of /brit/ hunger games leaves the arena much more lifeless than before.
>brookie attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
>>202566717Teacher at my school got sacked for being an alky and coming in wastedOne of the PE teachers was a nonce who shagged sixth formers too
i cultivate a persona of hating children so no one suspects me of being a nonce (which i'm not, but suspicion is as bad as actually being one)
remember the cuckio meme?
>>202566761Boring shite. Unironically top yourself
>>202566761NO CATBERRGUE
>>202566761that snake Blair
>>202566761sir tony blair doing what he does best - bombing innocents
>>202566761Blair kills nigel kek
>>202566761*destroys your hunger games*
>>202566776Bizarre
You're all insane I don't even the bitch's name, you're all a projecting niggers
>>202566746corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>202566825stfu saddam
>>202566761CATBERG NOOOOOOOO
>>202566718hope you get murdered in Melbourne x
>>202566840i'd stick my knobule 'twixt her piss flaps
>>202566863?
>w-we kill uI don't a man who can pose a threat to me
>>202566606My town shares its name with a very well known US President
>>202566863Vaginas are so grim
out doing deliveries on my own tomorrow for the first time in my new driving job
>>202566890thanks resident of obama, herefordshire
>>202566893alri gaylad
>>202566905sacked troon can't resist plundering a cave
>>202566916Yeah, don't get vaginas or women desu
>inb4 I'm no man
Brookie allies with DTFIC.Blair is set out to kill every last tribute and take his victory.This could very well be over before the week has ended.
>>202566890Franklin
*shoves a lynx can up my bunghole*
think about it, and understand it
>>202566890president pootown had a great foreign policy
>>202566940>>202566905fucked it
think about itdo something about it
>>202566953Pooey lynx lad is back
>>202566930you'd rather explore a man's poo hole would you?
>>202566840>>>/hr/4893568
The Feast leaves in its wake the biggest single death toll of the competition.
>>202566890Washington
>>202566974Yeah, as long as it's clean.Men are fit, women are not
have reminded myself what "DTFIC" stands for numerous times but the information immediately leaves my head the moment i stop thinking about him, it's like it's a piece of information that's so stupid my brain refuses to commit it to long-term memory
>>202566890Lincoln seems absolutely lovely
>>202566971https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/JqqBhJH0qupVLJyzyye09g/
>>202566474>DTFIC goes to sleepWish this was real
>>202566999YepAlso his ancestral homeJimmy Carter visited here a few times
>Lichess Blitz rating back up to 1500
I could add her back and end this annoyance but I know she will pose even a bigger headache while providing nothing of value to my person not unlike a leech
>>202567047
>>202567059fuck off
>>202567059um
>>202567059POO SMELLS
>>202567039Based Jimmy. Best President of the last 50 years.
>>202567047screaming
Funny poo moment
>>202567059corrr
>>202567059NO
I don't get of average women from an Arab country because I know they will have an inflated ego
>>202567059interesting series of events
Despite being one of the most violent /brit/ hunger games in living memory, it ends with a series of much less violent events.
listening to dj shadow
>>202567059
i was quite enjoying my chocolate mousse until that
>>202567115
who the hell is brookie, is it sacked tranny?
>>202567115ALDI berries
>>202567115I warned her about those discounted fruit
>[deleted]What was it?
>>202567115>unknowingly
should i watch that final episode of the grand tournever watched any other episode and only bits of top gear here and there, but im bored
im irish
>>202567132you poor man
And with Brookie's death, DTFIC from District 12 wins it for Canada!Congratulations.
Jews keep throwing shitty people at me because they can't stand the sight of a comfy person
>>202567135cockney rhyming slang.>brookie>wookiebecause he is hairy
>>202567135...yh
>>202567059would unironically snog her after that
>>202567162Mental how badly he mindraped the rest of them
Can't even motivate myself for a wank just want the proto bf here to kiss and cuddle and then hold down and violently shag
>>202567162funny how he's not here to see this when's he's usually here all day
hello brit is your country a brighter, more hopeful place than it was six months ago? :3
Blair and Brookie fall short. However, DTFIC and Brookie were both from District 12 and won the games together despite one having to die.
feeling tres shittey as they say in france
>>202567162DTFICbros... we've made it
>>202567200kek was thinking this, the one night he takes a break he wins Hunger Games
Tony Blair. Now there was a prime minister.
Love are Kate
>>202567239you can't post that
mental how all women are slags
>>202567271Lotta men are too
think it must be shit being circumcised.
>becomes a tranny, can rename himself whatever he wants>calls himself brookiespastic
>>202567261>two literal killers get no kills
A summary of all six days for those who missed.The bulk of the deaths being at the beginning and end.
>>202567239cockmogs me
>>202567293muslim girls love white uncircumcised cock
>>202567162DTFIC won and also killed his nemesis Spaino. Quite a night for the lad
>>202567261based columbo
>>202567315can confirmive read my muslim gf's diary and there's pages dedicated to fawning over my willy
Saving up my load for the proto bf's arsehole
There ends the September games, with 3 tributes with a joint tally of 4 kills each.
>muslim gf
comtemplating a cheeky cry
Mental how badly he mindraped them
>>202567371Crazy how blair killed all the good guysJust like real life
What even is space? Some 3-dimensional construct you can move around within as some sort of living object?What schizo came up with this shit
>>202567371>Sir Kid Starver and Sir Tony Blair both on 4 kills>Nigel with only 1THINGS
>>202567135>>202567301it's not actually themcomes from this
really didn’t like that scat webm.very digusting.
so I'm at the pool hall, and this girl comes up and she's all like "uhhhh" and I'm like WHATEVER
eat the cookie, brookie!
>>202567371>women all died with no kills
Might wear a butt plug to work this week
think i just accidentally cured my depression by asking myself "do i want to kill myself?" and saying "not really" then suddenly i felt a huge weight off my shoulders that's been there for yearsfucking miraculous
>>202567424can only getcan only get
bought m&s socks since I was there already but they come halfway up my shinnot too comfy, prefer a quarter or so up
>>202567538Blog on
on the Choc "O" Nut Crumble
September's hunger games ended 3 days earlier than April's.Also with alot fewer kills
might wankmight not
>>202567544they also left uncomfortable marks from the top of the sock being too tightthis is weird since they're size 9-12 and I'm only 68kg so don't really have thick calves
nothing pisses me off more than sweet caroline and that part where everyone says so good when it's not even in the song
>>202567474For what purpose
>>202567575Oops wrong statistics.
>>202567575I will never forgive sacked tranny for this
>>202567560Looks delicious desu senpai
>>202567612to stop him shitting himself perchance? ought to give it a go yourself lad, maybe you'd make it through a mart without sharting
love finding old YouTube videos like this with not many views xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWMXUmXhmI8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ll8AS2FIQthey're about 13/14 here, so about 30 now, mad
slightly disturbed by how that webm of the lass licking shit off her buttplug gave me a boner
>>202567599Yes it is in the song. What part is not in the songHe says "so good"
>23. Spaino >24. commiemong
tried on my £300 suit today and it looked pengmight put it on and have a wank
>>202567612Fun
>motorway service station down south>till worker refuses my Scottish note>laugh at them as I leave it on the counter and walk away with my goodslmao
once i get a home gym, i will be content in life
>>202567715that's what they always say
>>202567677why?
>>202567715got a rack, platform, bar and plates. I am not content.
>>202566761In contrast, this was April's previous feast.
>>202567684what about your change
Where it beganI can't begin to know whenBut then I know it's growin' strongWas in the springAnd spring became the summerWho'd have believe you'd come along?HandsTouchin' handsReachin' outTouching me, touchin' youSweet CarolineGood times never seemed so goodI've been inclinedTo believe they never would
>>202567736thought I looked pretty ravishing in it (not in a rapey way)
>>202566203SCREAMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q2KGGMc1EM
>>202567684heh
how the fuck am I supposed to know my car wasn't insured fucking pisstake
I knew a Caroline but honestly she was kind of bookish and very unsexual. Not too sweet
history and philosophy are dangerous tools for navigating life
>>202567827probably from all the emails and letters they send you
>>202567760>sacked tranny decides to not go to the feastfirst time in history this has happened
>>202566295>>202566357>arr soogs spears dogberg only for him to go on and kill commiemong
>>202567827lmao was your car impounded?
>>202567672britishers repeat "so good" three times after he says so good just once
>>202566761BASED BLAIR
can't stop burping
Nigel has made top 4 twice in his three appearances.Sacked tranny/Brookie has made 2nd place twice.Bradley has not made it inside the top 10 since his first appearance in April.
>>202567827You ALWAYS know. You must always know.You set up a direct debit then you monitor it. Get a bank statement and check it, put a note in your diary and cross-reference. Get your bank to send you confirmation which you put in a drawer. You check that drawer on a monthly basis. You put your statements in a folder in that drawer. You check your outgoings and make sure they are consistent. You NEVER presume that your direct debit is more important to someone else than it is to you. You PROTECT your earnings. You CHECK you're covered. You NEVER EVER EVER get caught out.
reading about the sex lives of Olympians and feeling incredibly bitter
not had a wank in 5 days
>>202567162fully concious victory
>>202567957calm down martin lewis
>>202567954>Commiemong>Spainlard>Mikeyomds
>>202567954shame mousenonce was didn't turn up this season, he was making strides
>>202567629based mark
>>202567954Hoping for a mark revival personally
Thinking about brown bums
i could knock out andrew tate
I may have gone too far in a few places.
>>202567974Hate it when people talk about their sex lives and how much they’re shagging.
Toil
>>202568083Love a black man's arse
>>202567954femoid revenge next time lads
>>202567974why
>>202568099If you had a sex life you'd do the same
>>202568205because they're all shagging like crazy, pretty much having orgies in the olympic village and bragging about how much pussy or cock they get, while I'm a lonely virgin
If you put a bunch of young, fit, good looking men and women in the same vicinity what do you expect to happen?
>>202568180this is me.I don’t want to go toil.
orgies are grim
>>202567957Written in a somewhat pretentious manner but this is sound advice.
Got drunk and ate too much again
why are you wasting your life on this website itt at 5 to 12 on a Sunday night
Ejaculating into a tissue
I unironically love looking up everyone I've ever dated and seeing that they're in a new relationship and a lot happier with their life
*places a flower on Catberrgue's grave and walks off into the rainy night*
>>202568180always liked this meme
>>202568450why are you
>>202568553Every girl I got with always had another dude waiting around the corner for them a day laterI instead am spontaneous with my flingsAs is the life of a man these days
I am terminally unemployable. I have no work history and no qualifications beyond A-levels. I am 25. I wish friends and family would stop asking me if I've got a job yet. THE ANSWER WILL ALWAYS BE NO. STOP FUCKING ASKING ME. I COULDN'T GET A JOB IF I TRIED. I WISH I'D JUST MADE AN ONLYFANS THE DAY I TURNED 18.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9r6fvRDLlM literally me
>>202568616cor would love to shag this lad up his arse
>>202568616kek this used to be meit's okay you'll get a job at a supermarket soon enough and you'll learn to love it and regret your years of unrealised agencythe mentally ill autistic NEET yearns for mundanity
>>202568608same reason as you
Dreading toil on the morn
life is too hard
>>202568685Only if you are born with subhuman genetics
>>202568700my genetics are fine, i just had a difficult upbringing that has left me mentally fried
really regret quitting my job without having anything lined upthink I'm crazy for not trying harder to keep it with my shit CV. honestly scared I've made myself unemployable
big american TITTIES, cousin
>>202568730got any qualifications?
>>202568724>muh upbringing>muh mental elffuck off you sad useless pozziesort yourself out
Don't want to hear about your sad gimpy life on a Monday morning
new BPM just dropped, 40BPM. cardio works.
>>202568727
>>202568685ever been abroad?
>>202568762nope lol. half way through an accounting qualification though
Does Europe absorb all the migrants who rock up to the coast? How many are sent back?
WHEN I SAY COLONIALISM YOU SAY SORRY COLONIALISM!
>>202568767enjoy spitting on the less fortunate do you? make you feel like a big man?>>202568816yeah if tasmania counts
donedon
>>202568830Bio-weapon
poop on a loop
>>202568821ah lolyeah you'll be fine if you just stick to that
>>202568855hopefully. I am enjoying having something to work towards
>>202568830rorke says we don't send back enough, leftypol says we send back too many, hard to know whom to believe on the matter
>>202568842>yeah if tasmania countsmate
>>202568825>>202568825>>202568825
>>202568896tasmania is very different to mainland australia, they have a fast food chain that sells baked potatoes there
>>202568931not another country though is it mate?
I've drank (beer) extensively throughout australia, the united kingdom and united states
>>202568927wee woo wee woo early alert
>>202568937in spirit it is
