First date outfit editionPrevious: >>202566292
need 2 cop that wristband
smackmybitchup
>only xli doubt it
cancelled my amazon order
Imagine the things I could do if I could finally have sex
reordered my amazon order
just stole some numale's amazon order
How do i convince momberg to buy me a $200 wardrobe from ikea
>>202572263torture
>>202572263by getting a job
>>202572125go to Thailand.
>>202572288I cant do manual labor
Mass shootings don't happen in White, God-fearing states like Alabama, so it's guaranteed the shooter is either:1. A lib.2. A ni...I mean, a DEI hire.3. A Muslim (probably Sunni.)4. A Central American migrant.5. A White woman who refuses to have sex with White Men.6. An agent of the Chinese Communist Party. Don't even need to look it up. The suspect is guaranteed to be one of the six.
>>202572302they make those on purpose to sell to stupid foreigners btw
>>202572393one of the only mass shootings that had victims in multiple locations took place in Alabama in the 2000's.
>>202572372cause youre a lil bitch?
>>202572393ah yes the white state of alabama
>>202572263guilt trip her and tell her if she really loved and cared about you she would buy you the wardrobe
>>202572446I'm disabled (physically)
>>202572398>country that entirely whores itself out to foreigners sell products to foreignersShocking really
>>202572514in what manner
>>202572393>4 dead and 17 injured after gunfire erupts at popular nightlife area>Police say the shooting may have been part of a murder-for-hire plot targeting one person, who was killed>terrible aimNumber 2 clearly, it will be out of the news by tomorrow
>>202572454I spent all my guilt trip points on getting her to buy me a new bicycle
>>202572514you don't need a wardrobe, then.
>>202572558in the spine twisted and needing corrective surgery manner
im bored what should i do
>>202572612oh yes i do my old dresser is beat
>>202572651drinkthat way Im not drinking alone
>>202572651Gamble, I'm up like $400 recently. Feeldgoodman.jpg
>>202572651go to bed
I thought accountants were supposed to be paid well but they don't even average $50k a year in my state
>>202572672i dont drink. momberg said thats bad for you
>>202572675no
>>202572694>letting your mom control your life
>>202572689Dont live in a poor state
>>202572675pantyhose
>>202572686yeah i think ill go take a nap
>>202572697aight
>>202572302>I <3 TromboningLOL
Im up $965 gambling betting against my sports teams
>>202572651Watch the Falcons v Chiefs
>>202572710following mombergs teaching is not her controlling my life
>>202572742Based. I always bet against the team I want to win for major games. Either you win money or your team wins, win-win
anyone here played pickle ball before
>>202572651hop in the gooncord with the boys
I look at female feet so much that I view them as inherently sexual, male feet gross me out and it feels weird knowing men have such a feminine body part. When some woman wears sandals or is barefoot, I find that incredibly distracting Can anyone relate or is it just me?
>>202572785in high school gym, I think
>>202572785No, but I've been seeing it all over my normiefeed
>>202572802I relate
im back
sorry, Im not retarded enough to be turned on by feet
>>202572802>Can anyone relate or is it just me?No. Come back during FK hours.
>>202572821Guess who's backBack againGuess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back
>>202572803Do you still play?>>202572808You should try its extremely fun
>>202572124me
>>202572453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-RBJNqdnoMone timetwo time....
>>202572819How's your experience? Does it impact your day-to-day life?>>202572823I envy you, having something like a vore fetish would be infinitely preferable because that's at least not something you every single day
Didn't you guys look at your mom's lingerie catalogs when you were kids? Why do you have such weird fetishes? Aren't girls in lingerie enough for you?
Based or cringe?
>>202572844of course not
>>202572893giga based
>>202572893id key it
>>202572893here there are only politicians' stickers and the occasional “no fat ladies in my car”.
>>202572893based, of course
>>202572889i read her cosmopolitan magazinesbut i also just used the computer to look at porn or my DSi
test
>>202572893was hoping it was a faketaxi™
>>202572924>the computer to look at porn or my DSiI used to wait until the middle of the night to watch erotic movies on cable channels, to this day I still don't understand who thought funk was sexy music.
>>202572889i furiously masturbated to them. my only fetish is feet but its not even a fetish at this point
>>202572882>Does it impact your day-to-day life?Very rarely does it impact my life i remember one time in high school some girl invited me to sit with her during lunch and i looked at her feet and it grossed me out so i said no
>>202572893Red vehicles and yellow vehicles are 14x more likely to be pulled-over by police than vehicles of any other color, so I'd go with cringe on this one.
San Diego is pretty based. They have this outdoor organ, someone was playing on it and the ambience was top tier
>>202572997The last time I went to San Diego you couldn't walk like 7 steps without having to step over a homeless people
>do everything exactly how i'm supposed to>fail anyways
>>202573053They seemed to have cleaned up a lot of them, it was nice. Of course I saw a few but it's not anywhere near as bad as Los Angeles
I changed the water filter and now there's like a blueish color :/
what is this pattern called
>>202573067shoganai desu
Ummm...guys??!!
everybody STFU, Im watching my animes
going through an emo phase at age 24
>>202573124am i expected to know what the fuck that means
>>202573130ALLAHU ACKBARALLAHU ACKBAAAAARRRR
Anyone else having a ghae gobe tonight?
>>202573130Terrorists seem to ignore California
9/11/01 becomes 9/22/24
>>202573149baka senpai
Do you guys believe in the afterlife?
the only fun part about running low on weed is reverting to the ultra conservative stoner mode that you used in high school to make a dime sack last three nights.
>>202573190yes
why do i hear fireworks is there a holiday today
>>202573190I am open minded, since it's unknown territory
^
Rise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3-t5ZFbjRU
>>202573190no
>>202573292Neat!I don't support nazis though
>>202573311/cum/ is a christian general
>>202573315did you know birbs loved hitler?
>>202573330>>202573311are you an actual brit?
God save king george
feeling schleepy
>>202573353go to shleep, baby boy
>>202573201>>202573302The duality of man
nigger
>>202573372good night
>>202573387answer the question >>202573344
>>202573155>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_San_Bernardino_attackMemory holed this one tbqh
>>202573433don't forget the lady who tried to shoot up jewtube
i always pop my head in after meltdowns, don't usually get to witness them.
okay. so he's not british.
>>202573436edgy weirdo, aren't the pakistanis doing that in your country?
>>202573459who's meltin down
haha;_;
based on cringe
>>202573443I could have saved her
>>202573471he's not a real brit
>>202573524this whore is a scam
>>202573521
>>202573551what is she trying to be a lettuce or summin?
>>202573524more egirls they're so hot
>>202573522that explains a lot, there's a mexican guy who uses vpn and pretends to be german but describes things that only a mexican would know. this british guy reminds me of that guy.
>>202573524idk what it is but this e-thot aesthetic kills my boners
What does the e stand for?
>>202573551>tfw no schizo bahai vegan gf to slowly convert to meat-eating why even live
>>202573562>>202573566the duality of ganada
>>202573588e stands for electronic, these are not real women btw
the real blackpill is that the genes of these dumb ass stupid whores will live on
say something nice about him
the real blackpill is that my heart will go on
>>202573627who?
>>202573627ronald reagan will finally have a friend in hell
>>202573623Here take this pill, It's a suppository. I'll help you.*Latex gloves snap*
>>202573627bernie lost bro give it up already
>>202573634America's first Shadow President
>>202573644obama?
umm sweetie that's whoever's in charge rn
>>202573627He was the epitome of evil, a war criminal and should have been in jail, until he endorsed the Democratic candidate. Now he's cool
>>202573591/bra/?
>>202573712nobody wears a bra here
>>202573721Speak for yourself pal
>>202573704why is Todd terrorizing people with a capybara?
>>202573721
>>202573741why the child didn't buy skyrim
>>202573731I wear a bra too
having sex in 1 hour
>>202573433>The attack was the deadliest mass shooting in the U.S. since the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting,[7][8] the deadliest terrorist attack to occur in the U.S. since the September 11 attacks and the deadliest mass shooting in California since the 1984 San Ysidro McDonald's massacre. It was surpassed by the Orlando nightclub shooting in June 2016.[9]ah yes
>>202573770good luck. don't forget to use protection.
My body is a machine that turns alcohol into online racism
i have a conundrum for us all. one pal is a loveable anime pedo and notorious bisexual.the other is a tranny loser, whom i hate.both of them post suggestive anime child images in discord. how do i reconcile enjoying one's posts while despising the others?trick question. i don't hide my contempt for the tranny
>>202573767everywhere except Russia must be turned to thermal paste.
>>202573786WHAT A LIFE
>>202573810You can just get new friendsReport them to the FBILie and say they told you they have actual illegal stuff. You already know they do so it's not really a lie.
>>202573810They both sound like horrible people
>>202573767Not for me I live here
>>202573781It's also the one that made Orangeman call for a Muslim ban, which is probably why Obama tried to bring up gun control when it was done by mahometans with dubious immigration history... Never heard anyone talk about it in years
>>202573829possibly, but one is annoying and ugly.the other is my friend
>>202573810Fuck off pedo freak
>>202573861i'm not enjoying the posts for the sexually suggestive nature of the content, but because i enjoy communicating with my friend. I am a class 10 teleiophile
I could handle being waterboarded
Took my bitch ass covers out of the dryer and they are still fucking wet I need to sleep!!!!!
>>202573880tranny
>>202573896clean the lint out of your dryer
bros I'm sick and haven't eaten all day, feeling a bit better now though, what food should I order?
oh fuck i accidentally unhooked the sliding door from the rail
>>202573900It has been cleaned
>>202573901>what food should I order?None, make it yourself
>>202573901wing stop
>>202573914I'm not cooking my whole body is sore
see. no one is calling this poster >>202573901 a pedophile or tranny. in this way, i enjoy my friend's postsbut you goobers call me a tranny for idk, being annoying. in the same way i despise the tranny.
>>202573786my body is a machine that turns experiences with non-whites into real life racism
not a fan of troons personally
>>202573901bite on my steel toe boots and hold still
>sees anime girl>instantly thinks theyre a pedo
>>202573939upvote and repost
>>202573924>too sore to make a simple meal>not too sore to post on 4channel.org/int/ asking what to orderHmm...
should I go check if anyone's at the bar tonight? some social interaction is better than none, right?
>>202573943i am intimately familiar with reimu, and all people who associate themselves with her
>>202573905woo got it reattached
america ya
>>202573847why are you friends with a stupid troon
>>202573956sure
>>202573941wait why is link on there
>>202573979he is in my social circle because i hate myself, and don't believe i can make better friends.he is actually just a dating a friend, but we have to share the same spaces.
pringles
>>202574016BIG fan
>>202574016what flavor
>>202574016not keto + i don't like them
>>202574038buffalo ranch
>>202574016cheddar pringles
>>202574016I bought some the other day they were on sale
>not keto
Just popped a zit AMA
>>202574069what flavor?
Pringles taste so much better than actual potato chips.The slop is goying frfr
>>202574074A white head
>>202574076they really don't but they're ok
bros, movies are 1000x better with a buzz going. you all know it's true
>>202572889My mom repeatedly told me how she wished she killed me as a baby.I now have a momcest impregnation fetish.
If I had proof of life after death then I’d literally be happy 24/7
I love sucking cock so much it's unreal
>>202574103did you VPN to america from canada?
>>202574089you ever smoke weed and watch a kino
Alright, I concede. I trust the science. I will get the vaxx. I will trust and believe the experts. Evolution is real. I heckin love science. etc etc.
>>202574103no offense but that's kind of gay if i'm being completely honest
>>202574112>>202572302i hate how the AFWM subreddits are all full of mid/ugly thai, viet, and indian bitches instead of jap and chinese girls (piss off koreans)
Feeling so tired i can almost fall asleep without a blanket
>>202574116No, as it makes me to retarded to properly appreciate kino
uhhh anyways
>>202574112Last time I did this I got [redacted] by the tranny-[redacted] for [redacted] days
>>202574112>ladyboy keep awaylol
>>202574112
>>202574136damn...foisted by my own petard
>>202574140This nigga sniffs cocks
>>202574136That's what I got Mr. Ladyboy
bienvenue wilkommen welcomeau cabaret im cabaret to cabaret
>>202574116every time I get high and watch a movie I always zero in on spotting biblical referencesI have no idea why my brain does it
remember when trump was president and you could get gas for less than 2 bucks (unless you live in california lmao)
>>202574146fug
>haha gas companies extort you for more moneywhy are republicans like this
>>202574110No however I like canadians>>202574124I like it when he calls me a faggot and rubs his cock on my face
>>202574116yeah, but i can't recall having done it. weed just sucks as a narcotic. boring ass brain turn off experience
>>202574130It makes slop worse but real kinos more enjoyableJust watched Only God ForgivesFuckin great
>>202574149no you got Fat Cunt Swann...anyways I'll be the tallest ladyboy in thailand. 6'3" with a super deep voice. damn.
>>202574112Let's see
americans put their shoes on the countertops
>>202574175don't reply to me. you're insufferable
>>202574176weed always enhances my gaming or kino watching experiences
>>202574185wow anon, since you're so polite about it...I guess I can't resist
>>202574134prescient post>>202574190my IQ is at least double yours, and mine can't be higher than 110
i used to do forum grind over at total war center forums. i got to 7000 posts in 2 years before the main subforums i frequented became tranny subreddits. it also didnt help that tw warhammer games were garbage
>>202574162under biden, america is producing and refining more gas than any other country at any other time in the history of the planet.
>>202574201I dont see what IQ has to do with my post but uh...good for you?
>>202572116im in rape mode
>>202574216because you're retarded, i'll explain it to you.being retarded makes weed enjoyable. being normal or smart makes weed suck.
>>202574201The resident unpaid custodial volunteer seems to be in here more during evening to night hours EST
>>202574227weed enhances your endorphin receptors, it has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence.
>>202574231jarvis, what time is it in mumbai india?what time is it in takka, bangladesh?
jarvis, invent time travel
>>202574238i have an extreme endorphin unresponsiveness. i am not affected by prescription opiods like Oxycontin or oxycodone. do you think this is why i don't like weed?
I just preemptively deleted it myself to avoid an involuntary vacation. It wasn’t actually removed by a third party
>under biden, america is producing and refining more gas than any other country at any other time in the history of the planet.
>it is the fault of foreigners that I can't pay my renthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ4biUJKkC4why are the people of the capital so dumb? besides the idiots want to make a law banning private property that only means that the government can take away their houses and use it for their own private projects.
>>202574256"They" aren't gangstalking you like they are me dw about it
>>202574254there's a possibility youve grown a tolerance for the effects of opioids, or your receptors are burnt out from too much stimuli. I used to pop melanin gummies when I had to get up really early for a new job and now they dont work for me at all, no matter what brand or dosage I use
>>202574277Yes, they are. I routinely get 30-day vacations for what used to normally be 3-day offences
>>202574279melatonin gummies*god dammit I always mix the two up
can't be stopped
>>202574189You seem mad
the trannytor who patrols /cum/ needs to kill themselves
>>202574279i have done opiods twice in my life, (that is two doses, not two periods of dosing) both after surgery between the ages of 16 and 20. i don't think i have a tolerance.
>>202574292There's a janny of bloddy benchod dalit origin who, unsurprisingly, hates leafs.
cum con sex
>>202574331I dont know what to tell you, Im not a neuroscientist
>>202574323based and true
>>20257434230 instead of 3 implies it’s an M and not a J
GN
>>202574313how often do you do anal
drinking milk
>>202574379Cheers
>>202574363It's actually very weird when you look into it. A certain hypernationalist who lives in the EU.
>>202574399
>>202574399I have the same wine
>>202574354i expect you to say, "yeah. i guess i'm wrong about the tolerance. but still no endorphines could explain why you don't like weed. idk. "
hand gripping my shaftasmr thot in viewfuck i’m gonna cum
>>202574413how am I wrong? your personal case doesnt disprove my own tolerance to melatonin or other case of endorphin enhancement
>>202574368Not that often desu, we both prefer oral
do not /cum/I’m gonna /cum/
>*fapping, near orgasm*>better switch back to the /cum/ tab to let the boys know hahaWhat possesses you anons to do this?
just copped the rocky and bullwinkle shirt the retard from quantum leap was wearing
>>202574417highly based
>>202574443just guys being dudes
>>202574444based, now you'll look like a retard too
>>202574443I mean, the name is literally cum
me? i cannot relate
hawk tuah!
>>202574511explain
>>202574496me on the right
>>202574511I'm almost sure that bitch only got promoted by the twitter algorithm because he agreed to have Musk's spawns.Also, did you know he only seems to have sons? Statistical impossibility, fucker's hiding his daughters.
>>202574496It's Big Bird's cousin
>>202574541he has a daughter, transphobe pig
>>202574554No u
I often wonder what our world would look like if bush and company had never orchestrated 9/11
>>202574511haha funniest shit since, you won't believe this, Rick turned into a pickle! No kidding! Funniest shit I ever saw
>>202574569We would be quite farther away from full disclosure. Full disclosure includes mind-matter interactions.
Uurgggghhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1WeQxfCX0
>>202574582They will never disclose anything that threatens their power
just learned gtavi wont come to pcsuch betrayal
I'm boutta finna cum fr ong
>>202574598True, but I will.
why am I ripping such noxious fartswtf is wrong with my digestive system
>>202574616what did you eat?
If your feet look like this get the fuck away from me
>>202574622I had a granola bar and then a beef and egg toast sammich
Someone make the new
>>202574639what about breakfast and lunch?
>>202574656I just told youthough I forgot the poptart I had earlier
>>202574685me thinks it's the bread. maybe you're allergic to gluten?
>>202574615Based
>>202574655300 seconds is unreasonable
>>202574690I better fucking not. I had to eat my moms cooking for the last 2 years after moving back home and she was on a gluten free diet. If it effected my digestion ima be PISSED
>>202574692You're coolhttps://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/38711593/
>>202574706get checked out. if it's not the gluten, it might be the egg. was it fried or boilet? I sometimes feel bloated/gassy with fried eggs.
>>202574655sorry i’m on phone, otherwise i would
How do I even make friends at this point? My peer group is too busy/dead inside to be fun.The younger crowd thinks it's weird to hang out with someone that much older.I guess I'll just keep queuing solo.
>>202574746
>>202574755Just meet weirdos and degenerates. They don't give a shit about social convention and they are the most fun anyway. I have literally met good friends on niche fetish communities, females too.
>>202574779>niche fetishdid you at least get a gf?
>>202574786>gfFeminine concept. Men have harems.
women think they aren't like the other girls, they think they aren't chad only, but when the chips are down they're all the same
