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>Israeli airstrike reportedly targets senior Hezbollah commander; Lebanon says more than 270 killed – Middle East crisis live
>>202592399i would bury my face in there
>>202592399/EFFdS0FtBe19V72qioh3Mw==/;op:no
It's cosy autumn.
>>202592438
>>202592418god hezbollah are fucking shit arent they
lost a bit of steam there
>>202592451yh
>>202592418
>>202592399please don't post girls as the OP image in future lad, it attracts JFs from outer /int/
You're a mean one, Mister Rorke
Do you think 4chan will exist in 2040?
/v/ won't be happy about this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky29S-mFO6E
>>202592225lad i had 50 likes on bumble at one pointhalf of them i swiped left on (fat, etc.), 15 others never came up on my feed. matched with only 10 in the end, 4 of which led to datesanyway, ended up meeting my current gf on hinge anyway. way less attention on there but it worked out in the end
used to get my knob out on omegle on the reg when a teenager
>>202592446in 3 weeks it'll be 5 degrees out
>>202592331it's a modern take on greek mythology where gods are real and get involved in human affairs. I quite enjoyed it
Kino plans for October lads? Shall be watching twilight zone and a load of different horror films
i hate niggers
>>202592451no defence, no midfieldthey needed a forward for ages nowthey're getting relegated this season
It's Dark Academia season.
>>202592512homie trapped in the bookcase dimension from Interstellar
>>202592418Crazy how Israel can just bomb and kill anyone and anything and there’s never any meaningful backlash
Hawk tuah respect button --->
>>202592527No need for that
>I had 50 likes on bumbleget that on the CV lad
>>202592519what would the reaction be?
>>202592399she's very pretty
>>202592592thanks x
off to aldis shrewsbury lads
How on earth does a 22 year old from Preston make friends if I have literally none to begin with
>>202592579was mostly other fellas pulling the wire off themselves one in multiple hundred you might get a female that would stay for a bit
>>202592503It's highly unlikely the internet as we know it will exist in 2040 desu.
>>202592533these all look hideousis that what the "dark" means? it looks hideous?
average aussie posters school experiencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iACc3EVBs
>>202592613head down to BAE and show all the rugged men your bum
>>202592524so is it like american gods? all i remember about that show is gay arab sex and a tendency to devote entire episodes to random bullshit that distracts from the main plot btw
>>202592613isnt preston the robo dog from wallace n gromit
Quiche and roast veg in the 'ven
What’s does ‘suck your mum’ actually mean? Is it an indirect way of telling someone they are a baby and they still suck their mums tits?
>>202592562>non-stop mass protests in every major western city for the past year>"never any meaningful backlash"ok retard
they think it's all overit is nowpic related
>>202592630basically means LARPing as smartschoolboy9
>Try to escalate the conflict and open up a northern front in the conflict with Israel>Get your network Kingsmanned by Jewish superspies who have been working on the problem since the 1980s
>>202592673No it just sounds funny. Seriously.
It's fucking happening, Israeli government just declared martial law for an indefinite amount of time.
fed up with wearing earphones and headphonesshall invest in a good speaker system for my pc me thinks
>>202592620it'll be like vinyl records nowfor enthusiasts and hipsters
Sick of it.
>>202592562have the people they're killing tried not being terrorists
>>202592704>DUDE YOU HAVE TO CARE ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING IN GENERIC THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE #33243532456No, I don't
>>202592706get a portable one for public transport as wellpeople love that
>>202592399>milk in the carpetWhy are british people like this
>>202592649this is basically what it was like, this show was quoted constantly when i was in year 8 and stuff, even to the point that kids would say "fuck you sir/miss", which is a pretty ballsy maneuver even if you're just quoting a show
>>202592620What replaces it?
cleaned my arse there in preparation for tonight’s wankatron
why are you lot being so draining today
Dave Lammy does look like a gorilla though
>>202592677key word: meaningful
>>202592704source?
>>202592746Besides the fact she clearly doesn't have a UK phenotype, the account name is "UtahJazz" i.e she lives in Utah, USA.
>morning hikesget them walked>pumpkin spice lattesget them drank>christmas marketsget them visited (couples only)
>>202592654yeah similar premise but they dragged american gods out to the point of taking the piss and I got bored even though I liked the book. felt like this show went quickly as there weren't any filler episodes
once i shoved a pestle up my arse
me being like "i don't really think much about the israel palestine stuff other than thinking killing is wrong" and people being all "but that's EXATLY what THEY want! they WANT you to be unthinking! they WANT you to not care!" and me being like "nah bruh it's what I (in italics) want!"
>>202592803>get them visited (couples only):(
jf's are like the foreign correspondents of /brit/
victorian england is as kino as the wild west
>>202592737>>202592814this you, m8?
>>202592803I'm going to get shitfaced alone in the German beer tent and there's nothing you can do to stop it
Leftypol getting dissed
What if this was your bird?
>Amazon minimum for free delivery is £35 or subscribe to prime>Still charge £5 for next day deliveryTaking the piss a bit there
Want to tongue her shitehole.
went to a christmas market on my own oncejust walked around the loop very quickly, not stopping at any stalls, then got the train home
>>202592803>couples only
>>202592737We'll be fine but it's fun to watch, especially with the US presidential election and the Russia-Ukraine war happening all at the same time
>>202592803last time I went German Market mumberg just moaned about how expensive everything was the entire time
>>202592881whole sites really overpriced now hardly ever use it
>>202592877I would ask her why she's dressed like the boy in stripped pyjamas
>>202592568https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727110448486904.webm
i will crush all resistance to my plan to order doner n chips for tea tonightsorry mumberg, but you've been made redundant love
>>202592814your alchemy skill increased to 23
>>202592877would love it
>>202592562careful lad
>>202592851How about the bold synthesis of the two that is the Australian bushrangers/gold rush period?
>>202592877looks flat as a board
I would happily be a midget if it meant I could have a big dick
>>202592931corrr get some cans in too lad
>>202592758The likes of Microsoft, Google, Apple, Meta etc are going all-in on AI nonsense so it's likely they'll try to reshape a "new internet" around that. Basically it will no longer be about the internet being a place where you connect with other humans, it will just be used to access "digital assistants" and endless slop generation.Bill Gates did a huge post on this on Reddit (yes he has an account there) a year or so ago. He thinks the future of computers is not as devices you operate yourself but as sophisticated AI machines that you ask to do things for you. Like "Hey Windows, generate this email and send it to my boss". "Hey Windows, transmit these baby photos to my grandma". If this plan is successful it will effectively obsolete the internet for anyone other than enthusiasts who deliberately seek out old tech without AI bollocks ingrained into it.
>>202592877would want to see her spitroasted by two chocolate skinned men
>>202592945/brit/ sovereign hill meetup when
>>202592925enjoyed this
>>202592529underrated post
Tina Fey kinda cute for a 60 year old
I call the Irish “jiggers”.
>>202592945ned kelly is probably the coolest outlaw
>>202592965cansmong ruined the mention of them for me but i will have some yes
>>202592803>get them visited (couples only)
>>202592968grim
>>202592968kinda sad but it will be more efficient
>>202591654Deranged NATOfashtroons really hate that bridge lol
>>202592877too manly (27 khhv)
>>202592894
>>202592711Vinyl is mainstream again
am what i amaren't what i aren'tdon't like it? suck my aunt
>>202592724Post foreskin
>>202593003ned kelly was giga kinowe where taught about him in primary school
>>202593043expensive as fuck now
just so you know if you are a friendless khv it's because society has failed you it's not your fault x
>>202593043Not for listening to though
you lads heard about the monkeys who saved a 6 year old girl from being raped in Indiasays it all doesn't it
>>202592968Never gonna happen
>>202593096poo barm
>>202593077could ask you the same rasheedwhy are you not happy about literal actual terrorists being killed
>>202593096cheers mate x
>>202593099link to vid before the monkeys came by?
>>202593088Yes it's annoying >>202593098I don't want to believe you but I am sure it's true ...
>>202592933basado
>>202593043been mainstream for about 15 years now
>>202592968>Hey Windows, transmit these baby photos to my grandmathese tech billionaires can try all they like, i am NOT talking to a robot like it's a real person, i told siri and alexa to fuck right off, i'll tell whatever chatgpt-based AI bullshit they come up with next the same
>sir elton john :|>sir queer farter:o
>>202593083funny thing he i believe he did nothing wrong sorry but i hate the government and the rich they are the scum of the earth
>>202593096already knew that but thanks mate
>>202593124Shalom, Bronze Age Zionist
>>202593027Efficient at doing what exactly
Commiemong's ideological progression over the past couple years is bizarre>started out as a generic lefty>was initially against the ukraine war in feb 2022 and spammed a lot of anti-putin stuff>flip-flopped into becoming a hardcore putin simp>has recently become very anti-LGBT and accuses his opponents of being trannies (see >>202593028)I predict in 2025 he's gonna go the whole way and become an unironic natsoc and start ranting about Jews.
>>202593140in english please
I wish i could make my cyberpunk character ned kelly imagine how cool it would be to go full ned kelly in arasaka
>>202593157Hezbollah is a proscribed terrorist group in the UK please stop your implicit support for them and your anti semitic posts
okay so he killed those people but come on! It's Ned!
want some cans
no one cares spainnonce/amer/190/mikey/sacked tranny/mousenonce/commiemong/2016mong/diego/brick/heathermong/lolpaki/gyaldemfreak/carlymong/nellmong/millenialmong/clogwog/dave/bottomlad/scraniel/“are you threatened by his blackness” poster/zoey/fatcam/brum/craven/storke/trannyspammer/rubyposter/bulliedbumholelad/crustybattylad/london paki mate no one cares
watched A.I. - Artificial Intelligence (2001) the other day, absolutely heartwrenching film, that
hapa baby factory
>>202593177>start ranting about Jews.he's done that before
>>202593210all me
>>202593224I want breed
>>202593171sending emails and photos i.e. the mudane 90% of stuff normal people
can't sleep because my hair is too greasy but i'm too tired to get up and have a shower
>>202593224Would love to have a good rummage in her knockers lol xx
can't be slowing down before 200 posts ladsc'mon heave ho
>>202593110Yeah, it might not happen, but it's very clearly what they WANT to happen.There's a similar thing going on with VR/Metaverse type stuff. They've been really aggressively marketing it for years now, despite it having only a very niche audience, because they're desperate to get people addicted to living in a fake virtual reality where they can make more advertising money and rinse you for every penny.>>202593137Agreed, I'm just not ever going to do it. I've already decided I'm not buying any of these new smartphones because of how much AI garbage is forced into them. Sticking with my current one until it dies, then I guess I'll buy a dumbphone.
i never understood why anyone would trust the government or any company
>>202593137This
>>202593251how is hair grease keeping you awake
>>202593205
>>202593137crazy how advanced my Alexa used to seem until it got BRUTALLY mogged by the emergence of chatgpt and the like
>>202593204too much pregame
Rorke listening to Crystal Castles for the first time in 2024 and having his mind blown
the truth of the matter is that i only read that far!
>>202593301
>>202593301reform loses another valuable voter
>>202593249How much easier can it get than pressing a button? I feel like dictating my intentions to the computer is harder than just typing and pressing "send"
leaving my newborn baby alone with my e-scooters vapes and xl bully
do you lads reckon anyone's ever cum during a dentist appointment? couldn't help thinking about this scenario during my hygienist appointment today
>>202593177Always been against homosexuality as it's a form of fascism ya little bum bandit x
Why do I have a weird thing for armpits?I want to shove my face in a woman's pit and lick it but I don't know why.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_midwife
This AI discussion just made me think of how everyone will be shouting at their phones to do things instead of silently using a touchscreen in public now
>>202593359done this many times
>>202593359You're an armpit freak.
>>202593330Ah, leave it to the Canadians to take an already bleak future and somehow make it more dreary. Must be all that maple syrup clouding your vision of what's actually innovative. Sure, Bill Gates' 'AI butler' internet is coming for you, but most of us are still fine with the revolutionary concept of hitting 'send' on an email, eh? Maybe focus on fixing those '90% mundane' thoughts of yours before worrying about tech's impending takeover(this post was generated by chatgpt)
>>202593345yeah definitely I reckon.
Always remember that right wing schizos thought covid was airborne AIDS in January-March 2020, and were the ones calling for lockdown
>>202593330>I feel like dictating my intentions to the computer is harder than just typing and pressing "send"It's a lot harder and a lot more prone to errors, but it's also retard-proof.Think about boomers when they try to google things. For years and years now they do this thing where they talk to it like its a person. "How do I do X" "Why is my computer doing Y" "Please get rid of my virus".Making computers into digital assistants that you have to ask to do things for you will make things a lot easier for retards, but a lot harder for people who already knew what they were doing.
>>202593379pajeets will already loudly talk on the phone on public transport with absolutely zero shame or regard for their surroundings
>Labour launching COVID fraud investigation >Media going mental over freebies "scandal"Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>202593390What's it like?Worth the risk of having her think you're a weirdo?
>>202593379voice will not be the primary input, maybe as a brief gimmick only
>>202593345not the dentist but I’ve been painfully hard during a haircut when you can feel her press against you or do the scalp massage bit reckon i could get close to firing my bolt desu
Yee man I'm just outside Fulham Poo, where u at?
Mental how a girl this cute does farts and poos.
>>202593414tbf the early strain was pretty worse than the future strains
>>202593131i look like that (but with freckles)
>>202593429if a woman loves you you can do pretty much anything to her if you play it right
>>202593428Average Reform voter
>>202593345only tangentially related to your quesiton but there was a dentist who got done a few years back for injecting his cum into his female patients' mouthsnot like into their gums but rather he just used a syringe without a needle to insert his cum into their mouths where it would then end up down their throatto be honest I'm not convinced it was a legitimate medical procedure
*Sticks the escooter onto the vape charger and jams the vape into Princess Toadline's nostril*
Tried fingering my arse but it gave me literally no pleasure.It didn't hurt either, it just felt like a poor use of my time.
>>202593401Fuck off >>202593416>a lot easier for retards I suppose I just want them all of computers in the first place >>202593418Yes but at least there was a person on the other end Imagine them yelling about sending an email or ordering from Amazon
>>202593418not to mention the smelltheir very existence really is an affront to the senses isn't it
>>202592976seek help
>>202593454fr? i live nearby come by haha can go to the pub what say u now brown cow?
>>202593359do you wear a red handkerchief in your right back jeans pocket?
>>202593480Agree with his point but no need to go down the racist route
>>202593483Did you get poo on your finger?
Dua LipaSexy
think I've given myself a dentist fetish ffs haha
>>202593414the thinking man went from "lock everything the fuck down" at the beginning to "nothingburger we can stop now" by May
Hideous amount of south Americans in South London nowadaysThey need to go back
>>202593379Have you seen those fucking creepy Samsung ads lately where they show people holding up their phones in the middle of the room to auto-translate what some foreigner is saying?There's also the Google and Apple ones where they brag about how their new phones' AI generators can falsely insert your friends into photos they were never present for, or can change people's faces to make it look like they're smiling when they actually weren't.Tech corpos are so scarily out of touch with reality, its fucking unreal.
if someone wrote an email to me made with AI i would be insulted
>>202593487Oh, did I hit a nerve? It must be hard for you, sitting there with your thumb up your arse, waiting for AI to handle your life because basic tasks like pressing 'send' are apparently beyond you. Fucking hell, no wonder you're clinging to some half-baked tech utopia—anything to avoid the reality that you’re so fucking inept you can’t even manage the simplest shit without crying for a digital babysitter. Keep dreaming, mate, while the rest of us actually get things done(this post was generated by chatgpt)
Fuck sake lads, it's my mum's 50th birthday tomorrow and i completely forgotAny ideas for last minute presents for a mum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBfxY3b3R1g
>>202593455The real shame is she isn’t doing them into my mouth
>>202593528dental hygienists are usually fit
>>202593527how did you and heathermong meet?
>>202593480this is the countryside leftypol dreams of
>>202593483finger doesn't do anythingyou need something a bit more substantial up there to get any real pleasure
>>202593451https://soundgasm.net/u/Darkness_Vault/F4M-Jerking-For-The-Hairdresser-Script-Fill-JOI-Gentle-FDom-Public-Whispering-Countdown
>>202593444Well earphones and regular phone earpieces existed before speakerphone but there is always one or two retards when I go out who are holding their phone out front of their face and yelling into it with the speaker at maximum volume so presumably they'll be doing that with their AI buttwiper
>>202593480>look how empty it is>pic shows 100% privately owned land
>>202593480and somehow they starved in a famine
>>202593544Dildo
>>202593472
>>202593544get one of those grinch visits
>>202593531yh saw a video about this and elephant and castlegrim
>>202593414>Always remember that right wing schizos thought covid was airborne AIDS in January-March 2020, and were the ones calling for lockdownYeah, there was a "great switcheroo" that happened somewhere during the first lockdown where each side of the political spectrum flipped their opinions on covid.You can also find articles from lefty/liberal newspapers circa Jan 2020 talking about how covid was a nothingburger and people should stop panicking.
>>202593544A big fat goosing
Let's not pretend our countryside is worth saving. We destroyed our natural rainforests, ecosystems and ancient woodlands 1000 years ago. Apart from some remote mountain areas in North Wales and Scotland our glorious countryside is like 80% flat fields for farming sheep.
>>202593544go to molton brown mumbergs love stuff like their candles or fancy bath stuff
>>202593533No but that sounds absolutely horrific What the fuck is wrong with these people? >>202593541This>>202593542Lol
>>202593555trips of truth
>>202593563>https://soundgasm.net/u/Darkness_Vault/F4M-Jerking-For-The-Hairdresser-Script-Fill-JOI-Gentle-FDom-Public-Whispering-Countdown
>>202593544flowers and a card and a voucher if you have time for like a spa or whatever (must be printed)
>>202593544You can get those kits where you make a mold of your cock and make your own dildo.
>>202593458Nah
leftypol wants to destroy all beauty in the world
>>202592877i'd shag her up the fanny
>>202593615Most talented Reform voter
terrible with confrontation i am
irrelevant little shithole
>>202593608mental how much the British man has dominated the island and nature
>>202593650you'd be alright then you ugly bastard
>>202593544fucking flowers and cholit bish bash bosh
we live in a wheel where everyone stealsand when we rise its like strawberry fields
Ok boys off to get my haircut *~
>>202593608>80% flat fields for farming sheep.in every way this is superior to the wogvilles you want to build
>>202593650May I see it
>>202593674howling, done him
>>202593612>What the fuck is wrong with these people?It's ideological for them. They're just anti-human and don't believe we should be allowed to do anything without the intervention of our "benevolent" tech overlords.
>>202593544mine's dead so i've just hidden this post and thus all replies so as to avoid being reminded of what i've lost over and over again for the next 10 mins or more
might start making my tea soondon't want to go too early or i'll get hungry in bed later
this is my sexual associate, kenneth
>>202593608fields actually harbour an incredibly widespread ecosystem
>>202593544>>202593595
>>202593707just have 2 teas
>Met to "reset" stop and search tactics to rebuild trust with London's black communitylooks like the police were caught doing a racism again
>>202593713Absolute bullshit mate
>>202593708I bet you keep a named dildo in your sock draw too don't you brucie
Take some Picts, Celts and SiluresAnd let them settle,Then overrun them with Roman conquerors.Remove the Romans after approximately 400 yearsAdd lots of Norman French to someAngles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, then stir vigorously.Mix some hot Chileans, cool Jamaicans, Dominicans,Trinidadians and Bajans with some Ethiopians, Chinese,Vietnamese and Sudanese.Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, NigeriansAnd Pakistanis,Combine with some GuyaneseAnd turn up the heat.Sprinkle some fresh Indians, Malaysians, Bosnians,Iraqis and Bangladeshis together with someAfghans, Spanish, Turkish, Kurdish, JapaneseAnd PalestiniansThen add to the melting pot.Leave the ingredients to simmer.As they mix and blend allow their languages to flourishBinding them together with English.Allow time to be cool.Add some unity, understanding, and respect for the future,Serve with justiceAnd enjoy.Note: All the ingredients are equally important. Treating one ingredient better than another will leave a bitter unpleasant taste.
>>202593723don't want to get fat(ter)
>>202593725Coming next year:>"Knife crime in 2025 reaches highest level in history""OMG, HOWEVER COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!"
one day down, only 4 more to go h-haha...
>>202593738uneducated mongoloid
>>202593738nah they do im from walesofc some factory farmed pesticide sprayed field in central england is going to be a lot worse but there is a lot of nature in simple fields
>>202593756>respect for the futureeveryone in england knows we're in decline so it looks like you fucked up this part of the recipe
me making silly posts with the girls on /brit/
>>202593725keep thinking they have batons on their person and search them to discover python headed bbcs
got the komm susser tod on
great fire of london happened then the city banned all buildings that weren't brickbe like london. learn from your mistakes
>>202592677[massive protests that accomplish nothing and fail to stop the killing]rightwingers: These protests are horrible! It's not enough for Israel to be allowed to kill anyone it wants whenever it wants to, it should also be exempt from any and all criticism as well!
>>202593756glad that cunt is deadtotal hack
the lads
>>202593826Since when are "right-wingers" pro-Israel? Just look at the state of 4chan
business idea: sex with women roughly 10 years older than myself
>>202593868Those are just white incel polchuds mad at brown people, normal conservatives support Israel
LETTING ME DOWNLETTING ME DOWNLETTING ME DOOOOOOOOOWN
>>202593837when i see videos of pets i just imagine the gawk faced middle aged woman taking the video
>>202593818the third little pig won
>>202593837Me and my small brown gf
there is some lad actually arguing with the jew againjust fucking leave it mate
>>202593882very specific age gap
>>202593950There are no jews on 4chan. Take your meds
might just fucking eat a bloody pear
saw a cat get chopped in half in /ita/ earlier by those giant paper cutting things at school before janny deleted it mental innit probably gonna have a psychological breakdown several decades from now with all the fucked up shit you see /gif/
>>202593882got my knob sucked by a 40 year old milf at our last work party
If there were an "AI internet" rather than a human internet, it wouldn't just be about convenience. It would be about complete engagement, being as interesting and stimulating to the user as possible, consuming as much of their time (and perhaps money) as possible.You might think you're addicted to the internet as it is, but for all we know AI could make the current internet look as niche as amateur radio enthusiasm
>>202593970explain these fellas then >>202590270
>>202593985Why do you go on /gif/? Are you mentally ill?
fucking tonsillitis doing my nut in. mad amount of white blotches, and even black spots, on my tonsils.putting dinner off because it hurts so much to swallow.
>Labour making remote work a basic rightHow will this work?
>>202594005porn mainly but you curiosity does occasionally win and I click a fucked up thread
AH AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>202594027they cant they're just making shit up
wait so winters here for the next 7 monthgr8
>>202593995>You might think you're addicted to the internet as it is, but for all we know AI could make the current internet look as niche as amateur radio enthusiasmIt's not gonna work on me.inb4 "b-b-but you're just coping!!!"No, I literally have never consumed AI-generated "content". I actively avoid it wherever possible. The moment the internet goes in this direction is the day I unplug permanently.
>>202593985it was posted in /brit/ earlier
>>202593868Hate to break this to you but /pol/ isn't real life. Most "normal" rightwingers look at the Israelis and see fellow white people; they don't look at Israelis and start to long for Vespasian and Titus to come back and finish the job.
>>202594033looks like curiosity killed the cat
right well that's a big black willy image isn't it
>>202594027the right to ask for remote worknothing about the employee actually offering it
>>202594051pale ting's heroin
>>202594024/brit/ not /tonsil/
>>202594051Big, aren't they
>>202593837what are these grandma dogs
RECYCLE>>202592407>>202592407>>202592407
>>202594051
>>202594027>go to my surgery>the surgeon decided to take advantage of his basic rights
Bit early
>>202594086not that big
where the fuck are all the jobs
>>202594051looks like the big poo I did earlier
>>202594158Well it is so
>>202594027it's good for me personally do I agree with it
>>202594051need that up my arse pronto
>>202592407>>202592407
>>202594182It's like 4 boxers waistbands longs. That's what? 5 inches?
