sourpuss edition>>202610005previous
Guys I think I'm gonna go to bed
>>202613163he can have a little bread as a treat unhand him>>202613172good night
>>202613147pompompurin sub edition
>>202613147>torrent crawls along>takes weeks to download most of it>seeders fuck off when I get to 90.3%Fuck. All the public torrents are dead for this movie, and I'm stuck hoping that the seeders return.
>>202613265what's the movie
https://youtu.be/1xtFp2Wu_To?si=tfe0Jpqi5CkcPNz3
>>202613274Nick Knight. The movie that they reimagined for the Forever Knight tv show. I wanted to watch it before I started the series.None of the torrents that had them both had seeders, and only this dual audio English/Russian dvdrip had seeders. But now I'm stuck with 90.3% of a dual audio movie I can't watch.
Clairo is good I don't care that she's a nepobaby/industry plant
I see some beer belly norf fc guy as pretty much the peak of masculinity, is that a good thing? No, not at all
tired of paying fucking file federal taxes
>>202613338thank you for posting this lol
>>202613350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mHL43ZnmQis it this?
>>202613350>rick springfieldmmm
What is the national dish of Canada?
>>202613459poutine right
>>202613405Yeah. I was hoping to have a better copy to save. Watching the youtube upload is my last resort. Thank you though.That whole youtube channel uploaded Forever Knight also.
>>202613500mm alright buddy it says it's on amazon prime video if you have an amazon account it might be in higher quality there
>>202613459I don't think we have an official one, but it's probably poutine. Unless some injuns want to say it's pemmican, as it was crucial for the fur trade to work. Which is how Canada developed.
>>202613147poor cat
>>202613556he's just wearing a silly lemon hat for 5 seconds to take a photo that's it no harm done
>>202613542i want to make homemade poutine but making curds is kind of complicated i just don't want to mess with using culture and rennet and draining and pressing stuff just for a silly french fry thing if it was available near me i would eat it all the time though i love fried cheese curds
Talking to a goil rn
>>202613672what are you guys talkin about
>>202613626I'm going to tell you a secret, but you have to keep it to /cum/bros.Poutine isn't only made with curds. We use all sorts of melty cheeses also.Most restaurants don't use cheese curds, and just use a cheddar/mozza mix.I'm reasonably sure that the only fast food place that does the cheese curd is the Canadian A&W. Maybe a few other fast food places have it, but Canadian A&W always does.Cheese curd poutine is great, don't get me wrong, but you can't go wrong with cheddar/mozza mix. Get a medium cheddar.
>>202613698She wants to get a new phone and I'm telling her she should go to Walmart cause they'll give you a free gift card for getting a new phone via their kiosk.
>>202613459>Kraft Dinner has been called a de facto national dish of Canada.[18] Packaged in Quebec with Canadian wheat and milk, and other ingredients from Canada and the US,[19] Canadians purchase 1.7 million of the 7 million boxes sold globally each week[2] and eat an average of 3.2 boxes of Kraft Dinner each year, 55% more than Americans. The meal is the most popular grocery item in the country,[20] where "Kraft Dinner" has an iconic status and has become a generic trademark of sorts for macaroni and cheese.[21] It is often simply referred to, and (as of 2023) is now marketed by the initials K.D. As Kraft Dinner has a different name in Canada from the United States and other markets, the Canadian marketing and advertising platform is a made-in-Canada effort that cannot be easily adapted to the US market.[22]Unironically Kraft mac and cheese
>>202613707i promise to keep your secret im no chatty cathy but yeah i just kind of feel like the curds distinguish the dish from just regular cheese fries, which is why i wanted to try it that way. i've had poutine without curds before and it's great, the gravy and fry thing goes really well, same as mashed potatoes and gravy it just works.i'm going grocery shopping on wednesday i'll pick up some cheddar for poutine. i'm going to use steak fries though cause that's my preference
>>202613713is it one of those machines where you can put your old phone in and it will give you cash? i should use one of those i have a drawer with a bunch of my old phones in there
>>202613757south park taught me this
Bussiness idea for the janny: commit suicide
>>202613799No it's an Indian or Filipino guy who gets you a new phone and contract etc. in the electronics section.
>>202613824why is it always indians at the phone case kiosk at the mall
>>202613934No skilled imports abusedby businesses to undercut our wages. It's better than what they get in India, so they put up with under minimum wage and 30 to a house.
lol
>>202614073yeah the power dynamic is different
>>202614073>anon is waking upWelcome, anon.
>>202614143he looks very angry better get him some kibble to calm him down
I need everyone with Diddy to burn
God, I wish a pretty girl with thick thighs would sit on my face until I suffocate.
>>202614073Men and women are different anon.
>>202614397
>>202614455The reason why white men are virgins is because you guys aren't willing to fight for shit. No shit why would women ever risk having children with you. The irony is that you end up killing yourselves anyway.
>>202613361Complaining about nepotism is dumb. For thousands of years, it was standard practice for children to take up the same profession of their parents, which makes a lot of sense, since many traits/aptitudes are hereditary; if your parents are good at something, chances are that you will be, too. If her father is in the music industry, she’s probably going to be better with music than the average person.
>>202614799bizarre and rude take
>>202614799
>>202613707What are you talking about? Are you from somewhere far from Quebec>I’m going to tell you guys a secret: you don’t actually have to use bacon on a bacon cheeseburger. You can use a piece of ham instead, as it’s basically the same thing^something that actually happened when I ordered a burger in Europe (it was weird and bad)
Interesting theoryCanadian leaders intentionally destroying Canada as an excuse to eventually join the union
>>202614455>whoa, men are active and women are passive?Complaining about this is to be stuck in the ‘feminist’ and egalitarian paradigm
>>202614993
>>202613147
>>202615020Doesn’t make sense to me. Canada is falling behind so bad in per capita GDP that it would become unappealing for America to accept us into the union. At some point, it becomes more hassle than it’s worth, like Germany’s struggle to integrate East Germany into West Germany, or the hypothetical project of integrating North Korea into the South Korean economy/polity.
>>202615028i love it thank you im gonna steal this
>>202615093i was not ready for that
>>202615093>all women look like that underneath all the distractions and diversions
drawing the cum mascot
>>202615508nice
inspired from the events of today
watermelon in california just doesn't taste great
good night
Buying fruit from California is just wrong. It just tastes like shit.
Have you nonces stopped filtering British flags yet?
kek
>>202616882They should be exempt from taxes for the duration of their captivityAlso maybe Americans should be banned from travelling to countries where they can be jailed for spurious reasons. Because then the US government has to trade criminals in order to release these Americans.
GOOD MORNING
>>202617614Vietnam?
>>202618205Where did you get this picture of me
For me, it's George Michael – "Faith"
Guys I have a confession I really like "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears and I don't even give a fuck
Just put together this massive fuck off piece of furniture for the mom. Moms love buying furniture online but they sure don't ever want to put it together themselves, do they?
>>202618205Crazy to think that Toronto, one of the most advanced cities in North America, is just a short drive away from Detroit.
>>202618205>>202618981Looks like an awesome place, by the way. Can't wait to visit someday. Though, Vancouver and Montreal are higher up on the list.
>>202619005No don't come to Vancouver we hate tourists here.
>>202619125>Noooooo you can't come to our city, spend lots of money then leave probably forever
>>202615093Cancer patient?
>>202615014>>202614455We need to tell women to take initiative and tell men to stop taking BS
>>202619005Montreal > Toronto >>> Vancouver
>my Alexisonfire hoodie comes todayOh goodie!
>>202619474Why do you want women to LARP as men, basically as borderline transsexuals? Are you gay?
>>202619484I don't speak any French though UWU
>>202619527Not knowing French is a problem in basically everywhere else in Quebec, but you can get by with just English in Montreal. More than likely, if you tried to speak French to people with an English accent in Montreal, people you meet would switch to English, rather than suffer your poor French
>>202619515Taking initiative says nothing about how you feel about your genitalia.
good morning sirs
>>202619880
>Have housing shortage >Decide to build vertically instead of horizontally >No longer have housing shortageSo...why haven't we done this again? I, like many Americans, love the idea of a two-story house with a front and back lawn but the idea of sitting out on my deck in a massive highrise is pretty kino as well.
>>202621047Living in bugman hives like that causes major psychic damage; crashes fertility, makes people develop very strange and unhealthy politics, etc
>>202621148>crashes fertilityOn the contrary, lack of affordable housing is a major factor in declining birth rates. Sell me an affordable two-bedroom apartment that I can own outright in a couple of years and I will feel much more inclined to get married and have those 2.5 kids necessary to sustain the replacement level. Might be a little cramped for the kiddos but that's why they make bunk beds. It's also nothing when you consider that families of 5 or 6 kids used to live in tiny one-bedroom houses not even 100 years ago.
>>202621047Boomers with 4 properties pass zoning laws that restrict new housing>>202621148That's why we need townhouses and low rises.
Everyone on earth is asleep except for me because im the worlds special boy
>>202621578Looks comfy. Mind if I take a guess? This is either Chicago or Pittsburgh.
>>202621627Yea its chicago, howd you know....
>>202621731Architecture gave it away. I might have also guessed Brooklyn.
>>202621731Brian…
>>202621148>>202621499No matter what happens there’s always going to be shit neighborhoods. The UK has plenty of shitty townhouses and shitty high rises.
>>202621731It’s right at 63rd duh
>>202621972Some low-to-med density is shit. All high density is shit.
Good morning, everynyan!Unfortunately I did not die in my sleep.
doing a poo, lads
>>202613459poutine
doing a poutine, lads
Poutine except instead of fries it's dicks, instead of cheese it's smegma, and instead of gravy it's cum.I call it the Trudeau special.
First thing dadberg talks to me about when I wake up is how I don't have friends, never had a girlfriend, and never went to prom
>>202614112the difference being that women have every apparatus of the government available for them
Why shouldn't I become an hero?
why do boomers feel the need to come to cafes and restaurants just to speak REALLY REALLY LOUD. it's fucking 7 in the morning and I have to go to work leave me in peace. fucking boomers and teenagers. I hope it isn't like this in every country. hate our culture of loud = good
>>202624119You don't know what tomorrow will be like.
hello
>>202624278hi
>>202624305how's it going
hey
>>202624390How are you doing pal
>>202624414hello
Work soon. I am trying bros
>>202624609The worst thing about having a job is waking up in the morning
>>202624417doing okay
>>202624195No reason to believe it won't be exactly like today and yesterday.
>>202624662I dont mind it. I worked night shift for a few years, now that was brutal. At least here i can get a solid 8 hours and feel like a normal person. I dont even set an alarm i just go to bed at 10 wake up at 6
>>202624763me too
>>202624799I guess it depends on the job you have, I had a manual labor job and every morning I would wake up stiff as a board
>>202624609same
>>202624790The earth could explode. A plague might erupt. You might find a future life partner or friend. You might get the chance to save someone's life.
>>202624119i probably might soon enough
>>202624968None of that is going to happen, you fucking retard. Stop spewing stupid bullshit.
Love, peace and harmony?Love, peace and harmony?Oh, very nice, very niceVery nice, very nice, very niceBut maybe in the next worldMaybe in the next world
They said I wasn't gonna shake the city so I shook it like a crying baby
>>202623743Yuck!
it's weird how content most people are with not knowing things
>>202624144>I hope it isn't like this in every country.Canada is one of the quieter countries in the world. You might get quieter in Germanic/Scandinavian countries.
>>202626048i'm sure you could come to a realization about this with almost 30 seconds of thinking
AmericansCanadiansPls come here>>202625877>>202625877>>202625877>>202625877 >>202625877 >>202625877
>>202626194I am not going there
HARRO EBURYNYANHOW AH YOU?I'M FINE SANKYOU
oh mai gah
any speedstickers in
gimme the Loot gimme the Loot
kill all humans
>>202627374destroy* all humans
>>202627455no, kill all humans. i'm not even kidding.
>>202627588you're not clowning around?
I RMA'd my SSD and it was delivered to them yesterday. Why does the status page still say the process hasn't even begun yet?
You ever met someone who's like an IRL version of a video game dialog choice that doesn't matterLike they'll ask you "Do you know about X" and then they'll explain it regardless of if you say yes or no in response
>>202627859shut the fuck up poltard
>>202628131YWNBAW
>>202627859>it's okay when soyteens do it
420chan raid
goodbye NEETtopia
i'm a savage to these niggas but to her i'm gentle
I'm losing it guys, I can't take it anymore. I commute to college because rent is inflated, I'm being replaced and turned into a minority, I hate all the Indians at my college, driving everyday is really destroying my mental health, there's no sense of community. I can't take this commute anymore but I don't want to throw 15k down the toilet on rent a year. What the FUCK do I do?
>>202628799have sex
>>202628799>I hate all the Indians at my collegemany such cases
>>202628812I can't even if I wanted to because all the cute girls have been replaced by brown women>>202628863They're awful
>>202628799Housing and urban planning needs an overhaul in this country, just like immigration.
>>202626048Anti-intellectualism is a plague
>>202629039Yeah no shit, but what the hell do I do? I guess this semester I can just stay home every day there's not an exam but fucking hell man. I guess I'll look for a sublet next semester but I have no clue where the hell I go after I graduate. My life since high school just feels like one big bad dream.
>>202629039perhaps a few million more low/no-skill brown migrants will solve the housing problem
The package says my chicken has 8g of protein for every ounce of chicken but the ingredients on the back only say chicken not protein They can’t keep getting away with this
>>202628987>all the cute girls have been replaced by brown womenAre there no cute brown women?
Those twilight vampires must’ve had a every STD
I used to be racist but then I realized only black and brown girls wanted to sleep with me I’ve only ever been with one white girl and it’s not by choice I’m just not liked by them even though I’m white
>>202629300lol
>>202629384>date non-whiteslol no
>>202629394Is that why they had that retarded CGI baby thing?
just order 50 cans of snus lol tired of the store being out my niggatine
i don't respect nick suckers
>>202629535It was born already insane from Syphilis
>>202628196it is because they do it for fun
Could make thousands of dollars by buying flavored vapes, going to California, and selling them at 200% markup
SEXY TO SOMEONE IS ALL I REALLY WANTSOMETIMES SEXY TO SOMEONE IS ALL I WANT NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS
Well, /cum/?
>>202630084I will be at a job interview, not a kissing parlor
>>202629474you need to find a horny jeeta.
>>202630166Sad!
>>202630215I'd rather be an incel man. You want me to end up like fucking JD Vance?
>>202630084**kisses you**
>>202630263vice president? maybe.
>>2026302808^O
>>202630346got his ass
>>202630263you just have to find the better looking one, dummy
>>202630359**shoves my pp in your mouth**
Cant stop sexting with ai bots, send help
>>202630501why would you do that
>>202630346His kid is named Vivek dude>>202630369ew
>>202629384As the wise and great Richard Nixon said, Indian women lack sex appeal. Even the ones that could be (mis)construed as cute lack sex appeal.
>>202630569just like morrowwind!
>>202630369Thought this was Charli XCX
>>202630544I get off on situational faps I actually enjoy plot in porn
Played on the swing set felt like a man child
I never understood people who joked about watching porn for the plot. The story helps you get into it, doesn't it?? At least it does for me.
Dune is honestly a bad book. I just don't see the appeal.
>>202630569>ewwhy?>>202630689it's not
>>202630587Based Nixon tbqh
>>202630765Nice diary entry
>>202630904thanks sista
>>202630834Dude, space islam bro
Thoughts on Napoleon (1927)?
>>202630954i watched the new one in the theatre.
About to go to the airport for some long ass flying.Trying to decide if I want to wear sweats to stay comfy even though I won't wear them at all at my destination because it's way too hot
>>202630849>why?I find Indians viscerally unappealing on a spiritual level. East Asians I like more but I still don't want hapa kids.
Started reading book of the new sun. doesn't seem very good. I hate when people are like "yeah thing is bad but that's why it's good" like book of the new sun not making sense by design is what makes it good and you think that's bad writing then you're simply too stupid to join the club
>>202630990where are you traveling to?
>>202630954Prefer Napoleon (1804), or maybe Napoleon (1815)
>>202630587>Even the ones that could be (mis)construed as cute lack sex appeal.I was gonna say it's because they have a conservative culture, but there are many Arab Muslimas who wear hijabs that show off their ass
Me? I’m trilingual
I dislike Indian women but I find Pakis hot. I think my brain sorts them with Arabs because of mudslimism and I think hijabs are hot.
>>202630990Wear shorts under sweats
Yo, this nigga can't understand BotNS.
>>202631030brazil
>>202631117I was just gonna wear jeans initially. I am considering just packing the jeans and wearing sweats like I did last time. I think I might just stick with the jeans tho
>>202631127You going to clap some hot Bunda cheeks?
>>202631173yes my wife's. It's been a year
It's actually quite repulsive when women are overly flirty.
>>202631094yet no bitches will talk to you.curious
>thread is almost 12 hours old Grim
I think it's about time to head to work.
>>202631250Women are supposed to want to be chased
Crazy to think we'll have a new president in 6 weeks.
>>202631459well technically it will be next year
>>202631459I want kamala to win so the country will finally just fall apart
>>202631512yeah the one fighting for the middle and lower classes will ruin this country
>>202631512I want Kamala to win to see /pol/ shart their pants for a second time.
I want the golem to win
here's why i'm not gonna vote:
>>202631294we had threads last for 20 hours
>>202631545>fighting for the middle and lower classes Hahahaha are you joking or do you just genuinely trust politicians?>>202631567I want her to win so Trump supporters can chimp out and start a civil war. Then maybe I won't have to live in this charade we call a country anymore.
>>202631545Troll, woman, or deep state shill
>>202631211how do you know she hasn't cheated on you during the entire year you were away?
>>202614993Not to join USA. To force us into communism. Our deputy PM gave a speech to graduates that Canada needs to rethink capitalism.
Gonna open a new checking account
>>202631545Kek you think the democrats care about the little people that aren't brown. Republicans don't either but their policies happen to coincidentally benefit them by proxy so that's good enough for me
another mass ban wave incoming, it was nice posting in an active /cum/ while it lasted
>>202629162Are there jobs near you?
>>202631675with who? I thought about opening high yield savings account after i inherited 30k.
>>202613361I would have sex with her face.
>>202631294Seems a lot of /cum/bros are banned recently
>>202631675Check deez nuts
>>202631709Yeah, but I can't do the commuting bullshit long term. Call me a pussy but it'll give me another mental breakdown. I'm a math and cs major so I can probably find remote work but that leads to another set of problems. I don't know where I'll socialize, if I'll just live with my parents.
>>202631717Wells fargo. They do the 2 day early direct deposit thing. They also have some sort of cash bonus for switching to them
>>202619484>a pile of shit in the hot summer >>>>>>>Montreal = Toronto = VancouverI updated this for our American and Mexican frens to properly understand.
I love brown women Its going to be the death of me, how much I love them.
>>202631706Tranny jannies have been going way overboard for months. Cant even imagine how bad its going to get around November
>>202631847They can be relatively better/worse than each other while still all being dogshit
>>202631910/cum/ will be on a 3-day.
>>202631877Which kind of brown? Brown could cover everyone from SEA monkeys to Latinos with jeets and all the menoids in between
Want to hang out at the beach but its too hot to incelcycle all the way there
>>202631844What direct deposit bonus? Right now I just use a local credit union. I also opened an account with capital one for some free $300 after direct depositing $500. Two day early is kind of w/e. I don’t live paycheck to paycheck so I don’t care
>>202631960Jeets have taken the word "brown" for themselves for like the last 20 years
>>202632148>being attracted to jeetsBut why?
I think wells fargo is one of the better banks, I've seen them buy some failed banks out and they've been established since the 1800s or something
>>202632148I still see MENAoids using it in Canada and the US thoughbeit
are you a women enjoyer?
>>202631950I can imagine a lot of janny chimpouts regardless of the outcome. Going to be grim.
>>202631842Look for volunteering opportunities or community events.
>>202632250P-Politics? Not allowed!!!
>>202632330I'm already coming off a three day. Come get me, Janny.
>>202631960Latinas, jeets, middle easterners Only ones Im not crazy for are brown Asians
>>202632223Yeah but 99% of the time it's used it's by jeets and the jeets use it to exclusively mean jeets
>>202632254womemes/people need to stop giving a fuck about good things that fucked up assholes did. If I said something like "well at least hitler started volkswagen and contracted porsche and mercedes and developed rocket power and jet engines" to normies they'd call me a racist, and that doesn't negate the fact that nazis who did fucked up shit had to be punished after the war.
>>202632148It's only associated with jeets because they have the worse stereotypes, and brown is supposed to be derogatory
>>202632540nah hitler was good
>>202632313>community eventsWhere? All the places with young intelligent people are too brown and expensive, and if I keep living with my parents there won't be any young people to meet.
>>202632393Based , total janny death
>>202632614you should spread the word to the normies
Push push push
>the cursed elevator strikes
>>202632614Be a good boy
>>202632629Concerts, plays, festivals, etc. Look at your school's events
>>202632835>school's eventsI already told you everyone here is brown.
I see the creatures that dwell in the CUM ZONE are still displaying atrocious taste in women.
>>202632291
>>202632907You know that's a guy right?...
>>202632949Even better
>>202632867Racism won't earn you any friends
>>202632978Would you fuck our Brazilian neet?
How'r y'all?
>>202632949>>202633021kys
i just took a nice shitill be okay on the flight
>>202632875wymmiku a cute
>>202633011*sigh*did you not read my previous posts?
>>202632286They're going to be frothing at the mouth, but especially the leftists, regardless of who wins. I only get 3-days for saying true things that inform others about topics that aren't in the public consciousness.
>>202633021>>202633052I'd turn his bussy inside out. Prolapse that shit epic style until it leaks fudgy /cum/ down his twinky thighs.
>>202633105Finally someone with good taste.
did I just escape a $5.7k bill because some intern fucked up?the charges were from 9 months ago
>>202633427>miscellaneous services>5.2kDo burgers really?
>>202633427wtf do you owe that much for?
>>202633036Still alive, unfortunately. What about yourself?
but for real though why don't white women become my pure waifu instead of showing their asshole online and having sex with dogs
>>202633427Hospitals do this all the time, most people don't know or even notice.This hospital has decided that it's easier to write off your costs than to process it / deal with your insurance provider. I recommend you read into how hospitals bill people, it's legitimately and wildly convoluted.
>>202633553You're brown and most don't fuck dogs.
>>202633553just come to usa
Good morning I am shitting
>>202633619so i can be an incel in the usa?
>>202633696yeah why not
>>202633673Use a toilet, jeet. Not the beach and street.
>>202633490had a hemothorax (lung collapse caused by blood) back in decemberthey stuck two tubes in my side, connected to a machine, to drain the blood outthen I had to go into surgery the next day so they could stick an even bigger tube in my side because the first two weren't cutting itthen a few days later I also needed a blood transfusion because I'd lost too muchspent about a week there, all in all
I took my last shit today where I get to put toilet paper in the toilethere i come brazil
>>202633696It can't be any worse than being in Brazil
>>202633427Also, btw, you should always call your hospital and ask for an itemized breakdown of your bill. Often they will actually cut down on your bill if you contest something that looks too high.
you don't actually have to pay your medical bills
>>202633712i can't it's too hard
>>202633550I was playing DSIII as knight (as always) and I was about to kick the final boss when I had an idea of changing my stats to play mage. I did, and it fucking sucked. And now I have no tongues to change my stats back and can't win those in invasions because mage build sucks.
New>>202633847>>202633847>>202633847
>>202633765Did you have insurance? I assume you did. I feel like without they would try to charge you 100k for some bullshit like that.Hope you are doing better, bro
>>202633857I did, yeaheven then I still had to pay $6k out of pocket for a helicopter ride from the ER to a hospital with a pulmonologistI am doing much better, thanks anon