Every post itt should be a reply to me
>>202638022sir (you) giver
>>202638022Ok
everyone below this post is gay
daily reminder that it is Sir Keir Starmernot keir, not starmer , not keir starmer. not PMput a Sir on that
>>202638022great idea
>>202638079Can't believe his parents named him 'Sir'
everyone above this post is gay
got dickinson's real deal on
what's your truth lads?
>>202638103ktim
>>202638022Ever wanked to something you really shouldn't have?
>>202638022bit cold desu lads
dick in son. real deal.
got loads of games on steam but only have the attention span to play anything for like 15 minutes at a time then start something else
>>202638008my step mom threaten to take my car keys because i said college was a retard bin and there was guarantee of a job in my field. why are women so fucking insane she is a cunt
watching gay porn
good morning i HATE niggers
jordan sausage
>>202638113i recognise ruud and diego but who is the other lad
>>202638116World's gone mad
https://youtu.be/nVvvtWnfuok
>>202638116Women love that shite and will support it to virtue signal
>>202638135Begin with your family.
>>202638022>>202638152ever thought of playing some good games?
>>202638152i never got the appeal of buying and playing games on steam when you can pirate themeverytime you open it you see all the money and time you wasted. sounds very masochistic
>>202638168
>>202638022>”Its a chemical imbalance in the brain”>Zero evidence of this being remotely true>Zero information on what the balance should be>Zero studies that show anything about behaviour changing due to it>Zero tests done to check ‘brain chemical balances’>Zero methods to even test ‘brain chemical levels’Who comes up with this shit?
why are step family so awful i know that most of brit don't have step family
sir take advantage of cheap cialis just click here to buy
>>202638022>>202638161Dave fucked the pigKeir rescues the sausage What are the implications of this lads?
>>202638161
>>202638022I'M IN THE KITCHEN WITH THE TOMBSTONE BLUES
>>202638171hooting
>>202638218My step dad is a good man
>>202638022
>>202638172very young ronaldo I think
sending in the SAS to rescue the sausages
>>202638022What's your favourite food lads?
>>202638022i'm angry at myself
The Aldi Madri knock-off isn't bad desu
>>202638022>>202638272Whatever, just love stuffing my fat face. You?
Sir Madri Knockoff
Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak, and that it is doing God’s service when it is violating all His laws.
>>202638171had a wank to the original version of this when she has poo on her before
I’m angry at the existence of niggers in Great Britain
>>202638272sausages
remember how the first episode of black mirror involved the british prime minister being coerced into fucking a pig?david cameron must've been bricking it, thinking someone was trying to subtly threaten to expose him or something
>>202638313aren't we all?
might get ripped in four weeks
screaming
>>202638022>>202638287Mad(ri) that>>202638313It is very grim here.
>>202638171
I have a full time job.
i'm angry at myself for allowing the existence of niggers in great britain
>>202638241my step mom is a cunt who gets mad at me for stupid shit like not hangin up my pants on a hanger and once threatened to slap me because i didn't make up my bed before i took a shower
>>202638022>>202638272Big fan of those mi goreng noodles desu but I'll say something non-incel like scampi or parma ham
>>202638022>>202638272DependsSomething I can eat every day? Cheap ramen
>>202638313why are you being so racist m8?
>>202638323he probably both didn't watch it and doesn't really remember it
>>202638323Thats exactly what it was lol
>>202638313hey there's a queue pal
If you were rich, you wouldn't live in England; we only get about nine days of good weather each summer
>>202638345>put it down
>>202638365utterly based love adding a cheeky fried egg on top like the packet
>>202638022>>202638365>>202638366Ramenmind
>>202638361manchild
>>202638022>>202638365>>202638366The self-aware incel vs the clueless freak.
Heating's broken in my flat
>>202638345what app is this? you see it everywhere (even in the gta 6 trailer) but i still have no idea what it is, is it snapchat or something?
>>202638397its warm af on the south coast bro
>>202638272koka stir-fried instant noodlesso peng
>>202638421get rentberg on it
Sir Pensioner Freezer
>>202638397rain and overcast is comfy meanwhile i deal with this for about 9 months out of the year
>>202638022>>202638397Would like to live in the desert.
>>202638022Sir Mossball Starmer
starting to think ive totally arsed up my life
>>202638218my parents divorced when i was 15 and have only remarried other people in the last few years and im in my 30snot met my mums husbands family but he seems like a good bloke. sorted me a free Oasis ticketmy dads wife is ok, not my cup of tea and her family seem like cunts but ive not really had anything to do with them.
>>202638457>living in ArizonaWhy
>>202638457Proper shit that but at least it isn't humid all the timeYou can sweat your tits off in 26c here
>>202638008Sir It's Over
>>202638486I start sweating at 19 degrees
My dream is to live by the sea one day, coastal life is just supreme
>>202638272right now im going through a pringles salt and vinegar love affair but for meals id generally say pasta
>>202638403not sure what you find about a child suffering so funny?
>>202638022wagwan limmy is lynn ready?
>>202638022sir sausage dropper
want to visit new york one day and buy a hot dog at a stand in central park and then immediately come back home
>>202638499kin ell how steep is that
i want to suffer the worst imaginable torments for thousands of years
>not sure what you find about a child suffering so funny?
>>202638022>>202638540SCROOCHING
>>202638540he was trying to return it
>>202638022reckon old bobby d only has one good album
>>202638522live your myth in Blackpool.
>>202638022doing a poo
>>202638587keir starmer going to have a similar statue made up of him
>>202638022Any sausage men in
oink oink oink, shicky shicky schweine
>>202638022>>202638573It's not funny though is it
Someone should give me the job in some kind of court system determining whether or not someone actually needs cosmetic surgery. the answers are quite obvious. yesyesno
>>202638417Basically i had to leave her house because she was constantly nagging me and telling me she wasn't my mom so she doesn't want me to be a slob
>>202638022>>202638587Statue dropped his gay card.
>>202638486humidity is a meme. you just get really sweaty meanwhile my vehicle turns into a microwave, everything before 6pm gets hot to the touch and you can cook aigs on the sidewalk
ktim
>It's not funny though is it
27 years old40k a yearhave a gf
I would shag Jordan absolutely rotten. Sure you lads would too.
>>202638628spoiler this hog
>>202638022any album recs lads?
32 years old400k a yeartwo gfs
>>202638022Tried to get a Philly Cheese stack from maccers but the drive thru was closed FFS so I turned 360 degrees and went to KFC instead
sometimes i need to post on /brit/ just to pee
>>202638022okay
he was sick, he was perverse, was losing his hairthat's how he became, THE TRANNYYYY
>>202638684can Harvey watch?
fucks sake being a toildrone is so gay and lame
31 years old87k a yearhave a gf
>>202638684rather shag jodie marsh
>>20263802242 years old$0 a yearhave a bff (You)
31 years old35k a yeardon't have a gf
>>202638749keir starmer and angela rayner
please don't get the fucking salaryposting started again, it's aggressively boring and the only purpose it serves is to make anyone with less than you feel inadequate
Ah yes we're salaryposting and gfposting now
Sir Electro Plater
>>202638743>jodie marshEven in her bodybuilding phase?
>>202638728no difference than having a potato in the room
>>202638022fornicating a poo
this place doesn’t entertain or stimulate me anymore
they’re s curved and shiny
ayy, I'm wankin' here!
>>202638573
>>202638022>>202638802Impossible. Think you might be depressed
>>202638802not titillating enough for you any more you pervert?
>>202638022>>202638802cry more bitch nigga
enjoy the idea that people in other countries think about australia, sometimes completely unprompted
>>202638544sounds grim
>>202638022>>202638676>>202638701>>202638736>>202638754>>202638757and posting on 4chan
cronem are active
>>202638857Obviously lol
>>202638022Can someone please explain how you can own the means of production in the modern workplace? I can understand the idea of you're just a cog in an assembly line. But how do you own the means of production if you're in some modern bullshit job like replying to emails in customer service or some middle manager ticking boxes for some megacorpGenuine q
i like salaryposting
>>202638860shut the fuck up you little freakshow and get a new hobbythe absolute state of your life
>>202638022don't think of austalia desu, went there once, knock off america
>>202638888
>>202638891post me a salary
>>202638894quiet
>lie on my bed to check my phone>fucking pass out (fall asleep) in like 0.2secswhat the fuck why can I not fall asleep this quickly when I actually need towhat a scam
bowl of rice pudding down the hatch
>>202638854i know but i really enjoy that american street food thing where they dress up the shittiest cheapest kind of snack you can imagine with every topping and condiment you can imagine and charge you like $10 for it
wish i was a labour MPs personal shopper
>>202638919ktim last night, hadn't had it for ages, very nice
>>202638891yeah it's alrightand savingsposting/brit/ is my moneysavingexpert forums
I get paid £40kMy boss gets paid circa £120kHis boss gets paid circa £300k before exec bonusJust got to stick at it lads
>>202638022me right now
brutal batonnage being handed out to katy rn
I draw the line laughing at dead children. I think I've outgrown you lot.
>>202638919corr havent had rice pudding in almost 20 years, mumstein used to make a mean batch
>>202638912You can. Stop thinking about going to sleep like it's a task you have to do and just lie down and sleep like you do when you sleep naturally.
>>202638022I have 21k in savingsBut I'm currently buying a house So soon I will be one of the average Brits that have less than £1000 in savings
>>202638951Except that the vast majority don't reach that level and there's no guarantee you willWages should be much flatter, probably not more than 4:1 ratio from highest to lowest
s curved and violent
>>202638955Ktim
>>202638424i think it’s tiktok
>dead children
>>202638970Go to the rice pudding-o right now and have some
>>202638022>>202638886Leftypol literally can't answer because they realise their ideology is flawed
might have a pat butcher wank tonight
>>202638970it's pure nostalgia for me too, takes me right back to childhoodstill fackin nice with a dollop of strawberry jam
27yr oldno job (laid off recently)what do? i never went to uni. is it worth going? im gonna be stuck in 20-30k jobs the rest of the life otherwise, me thinks
When I went to the UK everyone was very nice on me and I had a nice conversation with an old man on the train to York about his travels throughout America and then he hand wrote me a list of things to see in York (I had most of them planned already but some were pleasant surprises)I thought everyone there would hate Americans
>>202639046come to australia and become a tradie
cronem have a monopoly on katy’s body
>>202638802dopamine receptors been fried
>>202638984>So soon I will be one of the average Brits that have less than £1000 in savingsJust can't fathom thisI've not had under £1000 in cash since uni
>>202638022Wanking to Omegle
>>202638022women, are they human?
>>202639015
>>202639046>laid off recentlythis is gonna be me very fucking soonthe plan is to use up 4k to take three months offthere's definitely a recession on
>>202639046It's not too late, I went at 26, graduated at 30, was on 30k leaving uni and then got another job on 35k after 7 months
>>202638919need to get some more in me
Is Belgiumnonce literally here 24/7? Jesus fucking christ.
my mum is a woman, does that mean i'm half woman lads?
>>202638886The truth is these jobs will just be destroyed and you'll be dispatched to the fields for backbreaking toil
>>202639117the belgian BBCcord work in shifts
>>202639046>Institute of Student Employers (ISE) research indicates that the average graduate salary in the UK sits at £33,229.10Literally doesn't matter lad.
some dreadhead violating katy’s guts rn
i just saw the ghost of an elderly gent at my window begging me not to click the "hyperlink"wtf is a hyperlink
>>202638022Sir Rice Cooker
gonna watch a film, fuck you
>>202639104what did you study? the problem i had at 18 is that i had no idea what i wanted to study, so i didn't go. and i still don't.
>>202639195haven't seen that one
>>202639195Never heard of it. What's it about?
Remember having a GAP hoodie when I was young and people at school took the piss out of me and told me it stood for 'Gay and proud'
Any atheist man in?
>[Deleted]
>>202638022Sir Sir Sir
independence day is on film4 lads get it on
MA'AM DO NOT FUCK THE WHITE DEVIL!
>>202639034a what
hoodlums carelessly hurling their oversized s curved goonmeats down katy’s lil back mmhmm
>>202639200CS, I've always been good with computers but was a moron when I was younger and didn't know what I wanted to do either. Worked in electronics and realised that there's only so far you can go without a degree and the salary is shit so I went.
>>202639046>20-30k jobs the rest of the life otherwise, me thinksa degree has no effect on that, my lad
just seen some hoodlums carelessly hurling their oversized s curved goonmeats down katy’s lil back
not all nonces are troons but all troons are nonces
>>202639221mad how you can still tell when a tranny is a tranny even when they were probably an effeminate twink before they trooned out
>>202639253A wank to pat butcherA pat butcher wank
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_World_War_II_(1944)#September
how much does uni cost?
>>202638022>>202639241Respectfully, I need it
>>202639312it's free
whenever i see the nazi flag, my heart swells with pride and inspirationcan't help it lads i just can't
>>202638022Sir Hillock Copser
>>202639241all lil timmy cud get…
>>202639301deary me
>>202639312noine handred dollarydoos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_World_War_III_(2024)#November
if someone pretends to be a nonce at the next /brit/ meet I will batter them
>>202639312is gov.uk down?
shiesty wearing thugs feeling up katy’s fresh clapmeat
>>202639241bobs and vagene
>>202639303we're living in /Timeline_of_World_War_III_(2024)#September right now
>>202638022Don't like brown women
>>202639365how do you pretend to be a nonce?
>>202638022Hate it when commentary YouTubers do a collab video with another commentary YouTuber. It ruins the illusion that you're not just watching someone watch something, yknow what I mean?
haven't replied to that lad at the top of the thread this whole time, i'm surprised he managed to rake in so many (You)s on just a basic request
>>202639365can’t be worse than when moni got bummed in the toilets at a britfeel one
>Saturday >fucked sleep schedule>less than 6 hours sleep>go to sleep relatively earlier>only get 2 hours of sleep>stay up for a few hours >go back to sleep before noon>get 5 hours sleep>stay up until i go to sleep at the same time as before on late Saturday night>go to sleep>get 3 hours sleep>Monday morning>stay up for a few hours again but longer>go to sleep>get 4 hours sleep>wait until late Monday night like the previous nights but earlier>get 4 hours sleep>also have night terror (sleep walk nightmare) because of the mounting sleep deprivation>Tuesday morning>go to sleep again after noon>feel like the insomnia has gotten worse aswell as the light keeping me from sleeping sooner>get 5 hours sleep>pitch black when i wake upThis must be what purgatory feels like4 days of not getting more than 6 hours of sleep at once
Why'd you spill yer beans?
you have to admit the belgian has a way with words
What is Hezbollah?
>>202639312About £30k (not including cost to live during that time or the 4.3% annual interest on that 30k if you get a student loan)
>>202639424a legitimate political party
>>202639365>pretends
>>202639419ktim i've fallen into the 4-5hrs of sleep at night and a 2-3hrs nap after toil
>>202639423>the belgianYou can just call him spainnonce like the rest of us
>>202639411omfg he came back to the table walking like john wayneand none of us talked about it until he went home
only lethargic indian women for timmy
wonder if cinemas let you take beer into the theatre, would be very unaustralian if they didn't
the last meet up I went to mousey kept making passive aggressive comments about my weight
>>202638022>>202639408I do agree desu it's no different to any other You bait but something about it just hit right can't explain it
https://www.cpcompany.com/
>>202639423He's retarded, he types in a slang that is an incoherent mess of Afro-American ebonics and multicultural London English, and regularly confuses basic facts about the ethnic makeup of the UK (like how he apparently believes Bradford is full of Jamaicans and not Pakis)
>>202639424It's a Shia (10% of muslims) terrorist group from Lebanon funded by Iran who absolutely despise Israel and operate as a military and political entity. The sectarianism in Lebanon between the 1/3 Christians, 1/3 Sunnis and 1/3 Shias and the necessity to have a consensus to pass anything paralyses the country to become the utter shithole that it is today. In Lebanese politics it's basically a poll tax where you vote for your sect, not who isn't a corrupt terrorist goatfucker or not.
>>202639496The least believable part of this is that he would ever be passive aggressive.
In the war on drugs? I'm siding with drugs.The war on terror? I'm siding with terror.Go fuck yourselves, UK, US, Israel. Give me cocaine and a free Palestine.
>>202639510never said thatbe quiet, silly whiteboy
that shit will remain unclicked for as long as i live nigga
Absolutely mental how financially insecure people will spend £££ on designer clothes
any porn gay man in
Why'd y'spill yer beans?
>>202639550and then proceed to go on social media to piss and moan about the cost of living
sky is over
>wake up>it is doing its routine like it does every day>it is an actual human being sadly>pretty much everytime i come here it is doing it
>>202639532What if we all just stopped trying and the world became a massive sesh?How long would the party last before things totally collapsed and everyone started dying?
unexpected day off from toil tomorrow
>>202639424Shia Muslim hardliner organisation funded by Iran.It has lots of different aspects. A political party wing which has MPs in Lebanese parliament, but also a military wing that makes threats and noise against Israeli/ Zionist terrorists.They make a lot of noise but they're too chicken shit to actually fight Israel.
>>202639604shut up nigga
kingston meat vigorously slipping in and out of katy’s tight pale body
>>202639605Corr would love that, get all the lads in the room and give them some MDMA or 2CB. World would be set to rights very quickly.
Reminder that nothing ever happens and that politics doesn't matter.
>>202639604Just report it
>>202639616they launched a bunch of missles into Israel todayIt's Iran who are the big pussies.They're only confident enough to attack Israel via their proxies.Whenever they do ANYTHING directly they always provide ample LOUD warning ahead of time giving Israel great opportunity to intercept everything. At least Hezbollah and Hamas don't do that.
>>202639616>They make a lot of noise but they're too chicken shit to actually fight IsraelThey beat Israel in a war 20 years ago
gf is applying for jobs in other cities. dunno really what her plan is. im not gonna move if she gets the job, so... we just break up? i can't blame her for wanting to progress her life, but i can't help but feel like a 'placeholder' boyfriend who keeps her entertained now, but will be dropped the second she gets a job elsewhere
>>202639704Okay but we're talking about today grandpa x
>>202639683Agreed, hence why we're still a roman province, hail Caesar CCXVII!
>>202639652you still posting about other men's meat?
>>202638063no
>>202639642irrelevant catchphrase/copypasta>>202639652avatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countries
>>202639710don't think like that ladyou're not entertaining at all
>>202638032>>202638032>>202638032
katy’s pale body getting felt up by large melanated hands
>>202639212>>202639213plebshttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102719/
Any lads here done heroin or fent?Worth it?
>>202639710my ex started uni and within a month left me. I often wonder what happened in that month
>>202639712Well today Israel can't beat hamas despite them being much smaller than hezbollah
>>202639735Hail Caesar, frater.
>>202639768got a taste for Congolese cream
Ally McCoist coach of Rangers celebrates a goal during the Scottish Clydesdale Bank Scottish Premier League match between Rangers and Celtic at Ibrox Stadium (2012)
>>202639796>>202639754
Praying for the destruction of Israel
Praying for the destruction of Chester
Paying for the protection of Israel
chips are in the air fryer
Reminder Israelis literally spit on Christians when they walk past them
>>202639894Good.Based.
Remember when America was going to put a stop to Houthi attacking Israeli shipping lol that got memoryholed real hard
>>202639894I do this but with my cock when I wank
alri
how much for my willy in your bumhole
>>202639894Every religious group should do that to every other religious group. On sight spitting and hissing and bearing of teeth.
might sign up for j date
>>202639973hello
you gotten any conkers yet?
>>202640086cut your nails you dirty freak
>>202640010Sounds like a good way to get your make essence sucked out and out to evil used by eastern sorceresses
>>202640108jelly of my conkers
>>202640010What's that?
>>202640108Sorry your ladyship I'll use /brit/'s tradesman's entrance next time
>>202640086ye got some today actually haha was trying to remember how we treated them as kids to be op
>>202640086banned in my house after a kid got hurt
Well? Where is it?
>>202640151seems like a pretty simple google but if you must know it's a dating site for jewsi am not jewish but willing to lie and say i am for some khazar milkers
dipping me chips in a jar of sriracha
