morrissey long hair edition
some reckless youths are kicking a ball just outside my windownot on
is morrissey gay or just weird
Need to douche out my arse
>NEW: Keir Starmer says he took £20,000 in donations for accommodation for his 16-year-old son to study "peacefully" for his GCSE exams
nose is clogged up from all the gear i've been putting up it
>>202660001>NEWNot really, happened 4 editions ago Wake up earlier incel
>>202660001mostly peaceful exam studies
>gymbores start boring on about their routines
>>202659997yh
>Caroline Ellison sentenced to two years in prison for her role in FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried, crypto fraud
phillip schofield doing a cast away show because he heard there were buoys nearby
>>202660032*pokes your fat belly*
>>202660049leave it on facebook/reddit/twitter or wherever you lifted it from m8
sick of old cunts telling me to "have pride in my work" like mate idgaf aye. fucken dogs think I give a shit about my job? I wanna die in my sleep everything I go to bed. cunts really be out here thinking I give a shift about turning a screwdriver
>>202660032Fat cunt
Reckon Starmer is more or less identical to David Cameron in terms of policy and positions. He has destroyed everything Labour was supposed to be.
wonder how often hotel cleaners find pooey condoms from arse sex
got the gymmongs riled up lads
wish ghosts were real
>>202660102yeah they're big on condom usage, the gays
>>202660067i actually came upp with that one myself but I understand not all of us can be intelligent and original
>>202660123we understood that too after reading your so-called joke
>>202660037whoaaah put her back in, she's not done yet!
>>202660102arse sex doesn't involve poo unless you're absolutely mentally retarded but I understand you were trying to make a gimmick postanyways used to shag my gfs arse and it was never an issue
>>202660120>the gaysstraight*ids invented sodomy
>>202660123why would there be buoys on an uninhabited island?
>>202660102Left a small brown stain on the bed sheets once
>>202660137I understood and enjoyed this reference but really it doesn't make sense without the set-up line
>>202660099Something really suspicious about him desu.Remember even back in 2015/2016 he was already being brought up as a candidate for Labour leader by anti-Corbyn types, even though he had literally only just been elected as MP.
vampire just flew past my windownot sure what to make of this...
>>202660170>>202660099that was blair matei know you're young but still..
ive never met a homosexual who wasn't deeply mentally ill and also an obnoxious arrogant wanker
>>202660162they are near the island in the sea >>202660135yeh understood you could never achieve my lofty heights
>>202660170Wait you’re telling me political parties have internal structures and loyalties that aren’t immediately discernible to outsidersIt’s a heckin conspiracarino!!
please just get me cummed in PLEASE
>>202660216sample size: your dad
>>202660197starmer + a modicum of charisma = blair
>>202660216Ktim
>>202660241Get me get me cummed inHeaven knows it would be the first time
still calling it kievstill calling it bombaystill calling it rhodesiastill calling them niggerssimple as a chicken schnitzel
>>202660259Blair was more left-wing than Starmer IMO
rorke is a lovable scallywag
Labour have said from day 1 they were going to make tough decisions that will upset some people.
im not human
Willards belong in arsesThere's a reason nature made them fit together so snugly and stuck a bunch of sensitive sex nerve endings on the prostate
Listening to 'Never Let Me Down Again' by Depeche Mode.
im little frog
>>202660315What do women get from arse sex tho
do you ever just sort of sit there and think to yourself "wow we really should send them all back"
>>202660338Nothing. It’s a meme that was normalised by porn really.
>>202660279I agree, Blair was at least a Social Democrat. Starmer is just a Tory in a red rosette.His parents and namesake would turn in their graves at what he's done to the party.
>>202660342You probably don't mean all the Chinese ladies though.
>>202660329kill mother fucking depeche mode
Five more years. No refunds.
Gagging for a papa pengs rn
>>202660372Incredibly suspicious that these obvious spam posts have never even once been deleted by a janny.
>>202660279how was blair more leftwing than starmer? if anything starmer being less interventionist on the global stage and at least accepting being outside the eu is more "leftwing"
>>202660395cheese is not browned enough too oily too much sauce too wet crust will be soggy and doughy
you can grow concrete
>>202660412Blair never nationalised the railways either
mfw rorke
'TORCH' is today's worlde answer.
Labour? More like Gaybour.
WE HAVE CHANGED THE PARTY GENOCIDE? WHO CARES. YOU MUST'VE HAD A PASS FROM THE 2019 CONFERENCE *bursts into laughter*SAVE THE SAUSAGES. MY DAD WAS A TOOLMAKER.
they're trying to put me in the electric chairyou need to help me
>>202660412>starmer being less interventionist on the global stageHe’s not. His policy towards Ukraine/Russia for instance is just as aggressive as Boris’ was.
>>202660412>Starmer accepting being outside the EUkek
>>202660431Always check 'extra sauce'Typically get that with well done thin crust. Which shop has your fav 'za?
doing a woo (wee poo)
Rorke and leftypol both seething at StarmGOD
>>202660473*removes you from the premises*
>>202660412Starmer hasn't been given the opportunity for an Iraq yet but look at his track record in Palestine right now, he'd do it for sure.
>>202660440>>202660454 !!
>>202660412>starmer being less interventionist on the global stagewhat the fuck are you blathering on about
>>202660479blair literally invaded a country under a false pretenses (and right now supports sending weapons to ukraine) >>202660511what constantly calling for a ceasefire>>202660522children shouldn't but into adult's conversations
everyone at uni is so anti social outside of clubs
fuck off toby
hate how you cant even argue the contrary to any of the doommongering or you just get called a bootlickerinternet is devoid of critical thought
>>202660049heh
>>202660543>blair literally invaded a country under a false pretensesAnd do you think Starmer wouldn’t do that?
>Keir Starmer has said he believes that people claiming long-term sickness benefits should be expected to look for work.LOOOOOL NEETS ABOUT TO BE BTFOGET TO WORK, RUNTS
Care to explain why Startmer spends his time buddying about with literal self identified Fascist politicians on his visit to Italy, where he proclaimed we need to do Rwanda gimmick 2.0, but this time send them to Albania?He had no qualms making friends with Fascists when he went to Italy recently.
>>202660564What “doommongering” exactly?
>>202660568i think starmer would be less likely to invade/be as warmongering as blair, yes. what evidence do you have to the contrary
getting into meme production lads
Not enough images being posted in this thread.
>>202660543>what constantly calling for a ceasefireHas he withdrawn military support from the US Strike Group in the Eastern Med? No.
>>202660569most neets are just jsa runts still living at home being looked after by mummy and daddy
reposting cause she's fit
>>202660543He's arming Israel's genocide to the teeth and said they have the right to cut off water and electricity, which as a human rights lawyer you'd assume he understood is a war crime in breach of the Geneva convention.
>>202660574Shut up retard
>>202660636not really a genocide though is it mate
>>202660633She looks nothing like the character she’s cosplaying as. Really horrible and hideous face. Yet more TikTok slag garbage being posted in /brit/ as usual.
>>202660649Seething non-reply by labourmong because I'm right
>>202660658Yes it is mate
>>202660671Fact
>>202660492local place called bonello's new york pizza
Any insane virginial freak man in?
>>202660612and blair is calling for that is he? retard>>202660636how is he arming it to the teeth? how is it wrong to diminish the combatitive capabilities of your enemy? and finally how is this more right wing than blair?
>>202660366yes i do, i don't find them attractive at all, their appearance, mannerisms, and voices are hideous
>>202660707>and blair is calling for that is he? retardBizarre nonny seqqy
>>202660719>whole conversation about who is more left wing blair or starmer>reee why did you compare to blairyou're literally braindead
I need to hear Toby’s opinion on the Israel/Palestine issue before I make my mind up.
how's starmer's uk?
>>202660678no not really
>>2026606582.5 million people ethnically cleansed out of their homes and 40k minimum murdered, over 150k "missing people" in Gaza, mass theft of property and murder of civilians by settlers in the west bank aided by IDF soldiers, civilians put in torture camps without any crime being commited, denial of food, water, medical supplies to the victims
>>202660769yeah? mad that
>>202660769not really true though is it
>>202660757korma and a can of lilt cheers fella
>>202660769
>>202660819are you claiming independent verified sources and the UN are wrong, and that we should only rely on what Israeli government agents claim?
>>202660857just saying you're wrong mate that's all
>my independent sources = verified>your independent sources = israeli government agentssimple as
>>202660863I accept your concession.
>>202660769have a little think to yourself why neighbouring countries don't really give a shit (its because Palestinians have been nothing but trouble for decades for all countries in that region). They probably secretly support Israel.
>>202660712The 2nd gens don't have an accent, do they?
>>202660636He's under the spell of a Jewish woman. They're succubi. Their powers of persuasion are unmatched.>>202660692pics look good. You're lucky to live in SoCal. My buddy lives in San Diego. Wish the whole world had your weather.
>>202660857is it or is it not true that hamas accidently bombed one of their own hospitals in gaza and blamed israel?
>>202660863Okay so you're saying the UN and independent sources are wrong, and we should believe the Israeli government on everything without question. Understood.
janny ban these politics mongs
>>202660863>>202660892>>202660914IDF-berg out in full force it seems
>>202660925>TRUST LE HECKIN EXPERTS, CHUD
>>202660964>unable to answer a basic questionyou've done yourself
>>202660769yea well shouldn't have kill 1200 Israelis and kidnapped 150 then do I feel bad for dead kids being pulled out of rubble, sure, who doesn't, but there's only one party to blame for starting it
>>202660975See >>202660964You aren't welcome here, Zionazi IDF operative
about to unleash a torrent of shit into the toilet
Think they've accidentally sent all their /int/ infiltration and disinfo agents to me at once. Oh dear.
>if i keep strawmanning and ignore them then eventually I will wint. average hamas supporter
mad how leftypol turned into a jew hating conspiracy theorist
>>202661013Commiemong is that you?
>>202661044It's funny because they're coming at you with these rehearsed talking points and you're just knocking them out the park. Brava good sir.
Good morning. Had sex again today with the gf when I woke up. Now I'm drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug and enjoying the torrential rainfall we are getting.
So sick of /pol/tards
>>202661036corrr lovely
I'M COOKING ME BOLLOCKS
not many people know that Slovakia invaded Poland alongside Germany in 1939
>>202661083of course it is, no one else is this utterly retarded on political matters
>>202661099Thank you. Hasbara agents can't keep me down. I've heard all of their lies and tactics before.
apologies for being late, was shaggingWhy does anyone need accomodation for gcse revision?I don't get it?
>>202661099>flagOk Ahmed Mohammedovic
>>202660903no but they're still just unattractive, westernised chinky women also usually have massive egos
>>202661162>Why does anyone need accomodation for gcse revision?because they're better than you peasant
>>202661235no wikipedia
Sir Exam Taker
niggabros...
tossing around whether to fork out for a gram of ket
>>202661235toby
>>202661252He was innocent unironically
>>202661202What mannerisms are you referring to?
>Florida sheriff's deputy shoots and kills girlfriend 'while cleaning his rifle'
grey new balance trainers were the biggest waste of money I've ever spent in my life
just a reminder that keir's sons are jewish because their mother is jewish
>>202661275how do you know
>>202661285How bad can they possibly be
>>202661276*sings about how he deserves it for being such a fat squirrel*
>>202661252He was innocent.New evidence and DNA data proved it.The family of the murdered woman also agreed, and called for the new information to be looked into.The Republican judge said he didn't care and killed the black man anyway without looking at the new DNA evidence which pointed to a different culprit, who presumably is still a free man.
>>202661276Remember if you find a trapped or injured squirrel you have to euthanise it by law, it's illegal to release back into the wild.
Where will WW3 take place in primary? Iran?
>>202660909I never thought jews used regular phone cases, I would've reckoned they were using case made from the skin of specially blessed lambs sold to them by their rabbi which allowed them to work during the sabbath
>>202661307>NNNOOOOOOOO HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>202661301>>202661307
>>202661314cheadle
>>202661162>was shaggingHow did it go?
wonder why sandy hook is currently trending on the website formerly known as twitter
>>202661328Quite literally.
>>202661302just don't like them desu
>>202661276>greyKILL KILL KILL
>>202661328Your country is currently sliding into a two-tier authoritarian shithole at breakneck speed and you're still siding with the corrupt racist southern retard judge who executed an innocent man?
>>202661343dont tell me what to do
>>202661283
>>202661281wasn't referring to westernised chinkies when i mentioned that, but if you've ever met a proper chink you'll know it when you see it
detective reddit solved this 80 year old cold case where thousands of police and forensic workers failed
Sausage status?
Don't know how I keep forgetting that this place is completely infested with inhuman evil ghouls
>>202661398loves his sausages does are keir
>>202661379Actually forensics solved it when new evidence was found and tested and presented to the judge which proved his innocence.The judge just said he didn't care and wanted to kill him, and then killed him.You don't need to play dishonest word games, just say you wanted to see him killed for being black, because we all know that's what you mean.
>>202661307based
>>202661375picking their noses and such?i heard chinese women have a funny walk
>>202661434>>202661364leftypol discord raid in full swing
>>202661440do you have a lot of chinks in the uk or is it all just blacks and pakis?
ash aura drone tide spyare due badges hard altogether and dying younghas bad dancing said lordy stay isolated now
>>202661463There are an obnoxious number of Chinese students at pretty much every uni in the country. They’re also incredibly insular and racist and refuse to interact with anyone other than their own kind.
>>202661474catyank on a mad one
get the migrants homelessget the migrants starvedget the migrants rapedget the migrants shotget the migrants mutilatedget the migrants murdered
>>202661462FOSYEG
sausagecord raid underway
So the UK is the best performing G7 economy right now.Why does everything still feel so shit?
>>202660158touched a nerve did it you shirtlifting faggotis it because when you pull out it's hard to tell the poo from your skin
Apparently there's a big culture clash between mainland Chinese and Hong Kong Chinese.In the mainland it's acceptable to spit anywhere in public, piss in public alleyways, eat food on the subway, talk noisily on the subway.Such behaviours aren't tolerated by Hong Kong locals who are disgusted by the barbarism of mainlanders.
>>202661513because you read the news too much biccboi
>>202661463my college (sixth form) was 95% chinese
some of you really are ridiculous paranoid freaks
>>202661500why don't they just go to chink universities? i can't imagine they're much worse than western ones, probably even better because their culture actually cares about learning rather than being indoctrinated into leftypol tranny cults
>>202661547come say it to my face coward
>>202661513Because just because “le line went up” doesn’t make a material difference to ordinary people’s actual real lives.Good article if you have enough attention span to read it:https://theluddite.org/post/war-on-agency.html
His last words were "All praise be to Allah for every situation!".
scranning a bagel and a schmear
>>202661549It's seen as prestigious in their countries to have a degree from overseas
>>202661601I'm on the deenz and hot sauce, as it were
>>202661398
>>202661584I'll be right over darling
>>202661305good post
>>202661598Muslims are so fucking cringe it’s unreal
Want to learn mahjong, go, and Shogi but they seem hard
fresh trim: received
get the bangers repatriated NOW
>>202661621>hot sauce
>>202661162>was shagginghow long did it take for the guy to cum? heh heh
Why do blacks still convert to "Islam" in prison?
>>202661602well that's dumb, but i suppose chinks are prone to vanity
>>202661463There's tons of them in Glasgow and Edinburgh.
>>202661661thought this was a machine moth from the thumbnail
Moved my Hinge location to NYC and it's literally just nonstop Asian girls who went to elite unis who work in financeThis girl works for Blackstone and previously worked for the Bill Gates Foundation and Morgan Stanley lel
need some bangers, hold the mash
>>202661683they see it as a rebellion against the white man religionmeanwhile the muslims took a bunch of slaves from africa too and treated them far worse than westerners did
>>202661679literally me
what's up with all that shit with women calling their bfs "daddy/sir/master", and men calling their gfs "kitten/princess/good girl" etcIs it just me or is it incredibly cringe and grim, to a vomit inducing degreeJust imagine the kind of freak messaging on discord "oh yes come to daddy my kitten", and furthermore the kind of freak who'd find that arousing
>>202661735>Harvard No way in hell she'd give a 104 IQ white boi like me a chance
>>202661658learned to play these from the yakuza games me
mad how every second poster of /brit/ is a Nothing fan but maybe being patriotic and buy British phones if you are a Briton is a based thing
>>202661735she's not matching with you though, these girls are not girls who settle at all
>>202661735probably a massive bitch
>>202661753It’s just pornbrained nonsense.
the Buddha was a black man
>>202661754NIGGA THAT'S MY NUTS
>>202661753porn addiction is a national epidemic
>>202661100i'm envious of her
>>202661538tarquin oliver nimrod?
Paul William's main research interests are Madhyamaka Buddhist philosophy, Mahayana Buddhism, and Medieval philosophical and mystical thought.Williams was a Buddhist himself for many years but has since converted to Roman Catholicism, an experience he wrote about in his book The Unexpected Way and in an article, "On converting from Buddhism to Catholicism – One convert's story."Oh no no no buddhist bros a leading western scholar converted from buddhism to christanity!
>>202661735china numbah hwannn
>>202661735mad how the world would improve dramatically if blackstone were shut down and all its employees imprisoned or executed
>>202661824Yes, retarded people existWhat is your point?
im not gay but i would hug/kiss robert patterson
mental how the ancient greeks colonised parts of india and their influence on the art and culture is still felt today
>>202661100Are you receiving psychiatric help?
>>202661589blud doesn't understand statistics :skull:
>>202661778see the "chat / profile" at the top and "Send a message" bar at the bottom? That means you're viewing the profile after matching>>202661781that's based
Mad how the world would improve dramatically if all pornography was banned
>>202661853why is he retarded?
Sorry i cant understand your accent
a British military reconnaissance plane did a lengthy tour over Lebanon concluding just two days before Israel's onslaught on the country started.make of that what you will.
watching minecraft underwater base building videos
Simple mistakes- ale$$ andy Uk soul bootlegs (live from Madison) Vetement hood- fucksnowr I’m not having fun - osyris Israel bear1boss save me prod lo5t x eddie Gianni Playmaker - Lerado prod cashecache Last time - lerado prod mkyfm Correction - lerado prod javi x silas roe Question everything - tomibillsbigger prod tweak dual personality - tomibillsbigger prod nowayace Matrix- Yung kirk Nvr spinning - fucksnowr Dark matter - mkyfm Feelgood_d-b - snoeman Sweep yard - digi X AERATE - Mkyfm - aerate Forgive me - SHONE prod tropical gameboy Free lance - Zeke ultra prod savedher seaside - OGMACO prod lo5t Special affair remix - cultie Plane - Ghandrx x Javi Silhouette- Lucki prod osyris Israel limbo - osyris Israel Telecaster - lerado prod osyris Israel separation - lerado prod osyris Israel x grant lapointe Madonna- prod osyris Israel J0 - Ghandrx x dolo prod dolo
Got the flu. Reckon this is unironically what dying feels like.
>>202661824Genuinely interested to read his book considering I went the other way (Catholic to Madhyamaka Buddhist) and can't see how I'd ever believe in nonsense like catechism or transubstantiation again.
Harvard descriminates heavily against East Asians. If you meet one that goes there, that person is guaranteed to be the smartest person you have ever met.
>>202661275spaedo>>202661307sacked tranny
>>202661913Seen a horse do this before irl, it then killed and ate the bird, tearing it apart
>>202661856well no hes just a handsome man thats quite obvious really nobody called you gay
anyone seeing megaopolis?
>>202661872No but seriously, why would she match you? It's my understanding that most career girls who excel like that are also desiring a partner who is exceeding her in most aspects of their life. Nothing a runt here can do.
>>202661903Based
making pesto alla trapanese in the old pestle and mortar so i am
>>202661956the better question is why shes matching with someone thousands of miles away
Mental how there is another Paul Williams from Britain who is famous for converting (from Catholicism to Islam)
I can't wait for Zootopia 2 to come outI shall be getting release day tickets, don't care if the cinema is otherwise packed with annoying little kids they will not interrupt my furry programming
>>202661929Was baffled by the fact that 52% of students at Harvard Business School are Jewish.
aight imma head out
will never understand why americans have such a massive cockon for orientals
>>202661918Same, steady 38.4 rectal reading
>>202661995Why do you think? I'd assume that they just have a huge range set so they get a large amount of potential.
bro is reading he rectum :skull:
>>202661956asians think every mediocre white guy is a walking chris-hemsworth tier movie actor
>>202662084south americans do this as wellthey have absolutely no taste in white peoplewill call mids, amazings, and amazings mehs
Israel is out there committing genocide and we're just sitting here doing nothing about it
>>202662084Thought this was an internet meme.
>>202662084cringey yankified freak post
spainnonce is the exact type of faggot me and the lads would wait for after school and chase home until he cried
>>202662116What can a goy like me even do?
>>202662034They're productive
>>202662116go and join hamas then if you care so much you smelly little paki
Chinese people will start doing back flips and dancing if you can say anything more than just "ni hao" to them in mandarin
Got this crazy stomach ache - can't tell if its because I'm hungry or if eating will just make matters worse
https://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2015/07/12/jews-the-ss-empire-windrush-and-the-origins-of-multicultural-britain/Was reading this on the bus the other day
>>202662116Even worse our government directly aids and funds Israel
>>202662116Israel had a right to defend itself
sex seems scary and intimidating
>>202662168stuff that bastard with sausage meat and roast him whole
>>202662144fucking hell i spent ages trying to get collars and leashes to come up in my prompts there and it just WASNT having it
ooh you're hard mate
>>202661875Reading his conversion story, he is definitely a fucking retard. He became Buddhist because it was "exotic" in the 70s, then managed to get a PhD in Buddhist philosophy from Oxford while fundamentally misunderstanding the Buddha's teachings about time, rebirth, karma, and samsara, which in turn caused a crisis of faith later in his life so he turned to Popery.
>>202662201Why do Germans support genocide AGAIN? Did you people learn nothing from WW2?
>>202662266hes got spiky legs
>>202662266mince that little twat and serve him up in his shell like a dressed crab
Now the thread is about to end I'll say it since people will forget by the new.There is nothing I wish more that to be a girl. I have suicidally crippling gender dysphoria since childhood.No, I've never had any kind of AGP or crossdressing fetish, yes I'm attracted to men.Can't transition since I'm hideously ugly. I'll just been alone and suicidally depressed my entire life until I die unfulfilled.This world is an evil place and even eternal non-existence would be kinder.
>>202662266where's he off to?
>>202662318didnt ask
>>202662318Blud's entire perspective on life is dictated by what's in his pants :skull:
>>202661956I'm an autist, I have a masters in electrical engineering and work in a "cool" and "futuristic" industry that isn't cookie cutter big tech and have showed it off in my profile. I get liked by doctors/lawyers/finance type girls regularly. I've never met a smart girl who actually fully understands what I do even after explaining it
>>202662318Ah unlucky mate me I'm just an autogynephile plain and simple
>>202662318alri, rorke
thread has come to a screeching halt
*screeches*
12slot
food for thought: the sausages were a nothingburger
>>202662406Desperate losers can't "waste" their precious posts (shitty spam gimmicks) at the end of the thread, you see.
sir frank furter
poo
>>202662477>>202662477>>202662477
>>202662456project on