Morning edition
>Humans have existed for 300,000 years>Written history only started 5000 years agowhat the FUCK were we doing?
Oreo
>>202691032your mum
>>202691060
shagging a girl 11 years younger than me tonight don't let the hags on twitter know x
when’s the last time you did a wank of doom? you know the kind you need some utter filth like a legal porno slag getting 4 cocks in her then pissed on after type to get off
>>202691069>shagging a girl 11 yearsyou fucking SICKO
>>202691072never done this in my life might be time to quit the porn lad
>>202691069N O N C EONCE
>>202691032No caveman ever said any English words because the English language did not exist during their time. They may have used primitive forms of communication that could be considered precursors to more developed languages but nothing that can be classified as English.Probability that the answer is correct: 99%
free palletline
get the toilet pooed in
>>202691086thanks for the useless answer chat GPT
>>202691081>>202691084as long as she's of legal age it's fine, you've fallen for seething roastoid propaganda
Might vote for China
normal people>I find this image funny, I'll share it once/brit/ posters>I find this image funny, I will share it multiple times a day for the rest of my life
>>202691086but 5000 years ago doesn't mark the epoch of written englishit marks the epoch of written ANYTHING - starting with egyptian hieroglyphsprior to 3100 BC the best we have is cave paintings
proper can't be fucked with workit's the end timesnew toil looms
>>20269110016 year olds are of legal age as well
me? only shag girls half my age. More energy than older lasses. Coincidentally does anyone want to come to my 20th birthday night out next week?
>>202691109alan mak being completely disrespected right now astagfirullah
Proto bf and I are having a date that's no just shagging later
the finances
>>202691109if you drew a realistic picture of this woman you would be called racist
>>202691136what's that in real money? £300?
Mad how im 22. Mad that. Not done nowt the entire time ive been an adult. Dont plan on doing nowt for a while. Keep paying for my gibs at toil tofay and i'll take care of the thread for you.
>>202691122yeah i know
>>202691136hacking your accounts as we speakyou're busted
>>202691152>Not done nowt the entire time ive been an adult.how long's that, 2 years?
When I was a kid I felt more connected to cavemen than I do now, like I could sense their spirit around me. It was kind of eeiry but nice too.Did anyone else have that feeling?
living by the sea is hell, tourists and homeless smackheads galore i suffer in hastings
>>202691152you're not a real adult until you're 30
>>202691170Same desu mate
Wish we had a school dog
>>202691136step aside pipsqueak
Got £16,500 in savings. Building to 20k as an amergency fund xx
>>202691109No racist but I find their eyes unscruitable and shady
Still recovering from long covid.Might have to take another 4 years off doing nowt.Simple as. Not sure if i will survive though once Farage is at the wheel.
I’m going to ask a girl out tomorrow any advice on how particularly I should do it?
>>202691159hack this one instead cheers x
>>202691197>unscruitablethe fucking state of you
>>202691171>suffering on the coast wouldn't last a day in any grim in land ex mining town you southern poof
>>202691204Wouldnt know mate. Not done nowt for a while havent i.
>>202691136why do you have 3 accounts
>>202691170Yeah I could feel ancient ancestors' energy around me as a kid. Not anymore though.
>>202691204approach her as meekly as possible with your head down and your two index fingers poking each other and say "hey uh do you wanna maybe uhhh... you know what nevermind sorry"
>unscruitable
>>202691105based rabbit
I feel like as this country becomes more flooded with wogs i lose my connection with its ancient energy.
My finances you ask?$70k in index funds$15k in savings~$12 loose change around the house and my carsimple as
>>202691229So what if I added an i mate. Get over it
good evening ladies you're looking good tonight
>>202691204I once tapped a random attractive girl's shoulder on the street, told her she looked cute, and asked her if she wanted to get a coffee after workall she said was "no thanks", so could've been worse
>>202691253matey my boy it's "inscrutable"
Never seen a jew in my life.Still hate them though x
>>202691245Me tooAs a kid I could feel an energy connecting me to my ancestors
>>202691252I read that as $12K loose change
roger unscruitable
sucking a balcony cig
>>202691279Yeah, emptied out the spare room in my house so I could have a Scrooge McDuck vault
>>202691289tracking your location based on the cloudsyou're fucking done mate
>>202691265I didn't know how to spell itSo to me East Asian have inscrutable eyes which make me feel a little nervous. They look like they could be plotting to kill you
I know its what you might classify as nostalgia but all those cute medieval games like mount and blade and runescape have a very ethereal energy about them that my mind always comes back to.
>>202691279should have gone to Specsavers :P
just secured my virginity for another 6 months by buying some reebok creps
>>202691305I don't think they have any "ethereal" energy in the slightest
scranning some jellied eels
>>202691305nah it's nostalgialove runescape dearly but ive never played mount and blade and couldnt care less about it
>>202691312rorke's creps as plain as his mum's cooking
>>202691317Dont exactly know what the word means but it calls to me like my ancestors or something. So ethereal it shall be.
>>202691321can I interest you in some jelly deals?
just heard that the thames is the cleanest metropolitan river in the worldsomehow i absolutely don't believe that for a second
>>202691338
>>202691327Didnt need your input sherlock. Americans dont even get it. I feel more spiritually tuned to the land of America than most americans do. The land beneath the car parks, beneath the office buildings.
I could feel the energy of my ancestors around me as a kidCan't anymore though
>>202691324make him a rabbit and put him a children's book called the happy rabbi
>>202691088good post
>>202691312mad how in europe they're stylish and quirky but in the UK they're literally rorkes creps
Bob Ross was the last good American. Change my mind.Most good Americans are actually canadian, or foreign born.
the thames is the hardest of all the rivers
>>202691088I approve this this message
>>202691359yeah? what tribe are you in dumb cunt
Dont know anything about shoes. What a pointless thing to care about.Brits really are the wiggers of europe.
>>202691301Come and join me for an afternoon coffee lad
The morning listenLet's Go Dancing Colindahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynhln6Do-Wk
>>202691389bet you don't care about having sex either
>>202691375Yeah Bob Ross was based. Might watch him now if he's on telly
>>202691380Dont know what that has to do with anything. But america is stolen land. And not stolen by the british or french or spanish.
Joey wanted a fun day out. She ended up being stripped naked and humiliated
showertonbergstein underway
Haven't wanked in 2 days, gonna put a huge load in the bf's arse tonight
>>202691412you feel connected to the land of america but it's stolen land and not by the british, french or spanish? is that right?
This woman is a quarter white
Mr bean. Sex
catberg did a poo on my bed yesterday. still fuming. he's rejected his litter tray so i need to retrain him to use it today.
Northern China and Tasmania call to me.
>>202691454my ancestor
cant be arsed getting up reckon ill stay in bed until 9 and come into work late and stay late
rorke on his way to his year 8 disco
the girl from london I've been talking to showed me her apartment and it's some grim looking council estate style building with no trees in sight
The goyim know
>>202691443Yeh mate.
>>202691489yeh makes a lot of sense (it doesn't)
descaling our wretched kettle
My bf is gonna put a huge load up me later. Jealous chud?
might just toil from the settee todaycba with desktoil
>>202691467lol this is me
I've learned the reason why Irish people are the way they areDo you want to know?
what would you say is your favourite /brit/ micro-gimmick?for me it's misspelling "going" with a f so you say "how's it foing"
F-I-R-E-P-O-OHOT POO COMES I NEED TO GO
Spit in my face, my love, it won't phase meSpit in my face, my love, it won't change meSpit in my face, my love, I've gone crazySpit in my face, my love, I've gone mad
>>202691513do this all the time nowonly move to my desk when i have a meetingif its not an important meeting sometimes i just move to the kitchen and stand with my laptop on top of the microwave
bit of a blunder
>>202691530>slavs killing slavs only for ukraine to get repopulated by african refugees after the warlol!
>>202691534Anything i come up with. I'm infinitely more witty than anyone else here due to my young but experienced shitposting pedigree.
>>202691534gimmick: rorkesubgimmick: rorke as tiny animals
>>202691495we used to discipline mental elves and integrate them into society now we just pay gibs to let them sit and wank their smelly arses all day and post on twitter
>>202691557would bet everything i own on the restaurant staff not being white
>>202691534'netto
>>202691534replying "yeah?" to absurd schizo posts
>>202691557He should cover it up with a scarf like Elephant Man did when he went out in public
it's over for porke
>>202691557thought surgeons were better than this . theyve given him a tranny scar on his face
back to back meetings until 4, a niggardly day
>>202691557would probably put me off my lasagne
>>202691530that's a pretty massive blast for something that can be thrown with your bare arms, is it some kind of C4 on steroids?
nipping to greggs anyone want owt
so sad when you see a woman who is obviously naturally very good looking but has ruined themselves getting fatwhy is literally every woman fucking fat
>>202691586meetings are great. try sitting at a desk for 8 hours with nothing to do like me
>>202691557should cover that up in all honesty
Crafting a poo
got a tough day ahead of me tomorrow looking for work, good thing i have plenty of valium
>>202691586are you the person presenting or are you just sitting there like a flotatious mollusc observing, pretending to care
>>202691600Age would have got them anyway Only teens are pretty
>>202691600because its what high test chads want
if ever you're stressed just repeat this little songHappiness is here and nowI have dropped my worriesNowhere to go, nothing to doNo longer in a hurry.
>>202691606Good morning all my coworkers except me
qweef in my mouth
>>202691605new fetish unlocked
Smelting a poo ingot
>>202691620I say "hello" and that's it
Crafting a poo helmet and a poo sword
>>202691602the rabbits done them
fletching a poo arrow
whittling a poo
X - empty spaceO - poo ingotZ - stickX O X X O X X Z X O X OO Z OO X O
Why wasn't i born a Dutchman
O O OO X OX X XO X OO O OO O OO O O O X OO X OO X OO X OX X X
>>202691690think your ovens broken mate got that two face chicago town
don't give a shite about minecraftnot funny
>>202691690hope this is a meme and not actually what you eat
>>202691661
starmer and his ilk are a disgrace
Men call other men gay when they’re jealous of how pretty that man is
why don't you have an ugly league of legends gf that is an epic troll?
what I've eaten today:single chicken thighmuesli barcigcoffeebowl of plain popcorn
is australia white?
>>202691737grim, is she also eastern european
goyim fell for the "hate your family" meme
>>202691750fat cunt its not even 9am
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAMEAND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME
>>202691758dno didn't check but she has the soulless slavic stare so yeh probs
Left: for gullible goysRight: for jews
>>202691750hahaha or "popcoin" as you folks say whadiyatalkinabeet haha the big lez show haha steeeeve iwiiin throw anada fackin shrimp on tha fackin baaaabie strewth
>>202691772some of them deserve it
>>202691737girls find me creepy
remember when everyone used to rabidly hate 9gag? i'm sure many still do but these days most have forgotten about that site
>>202691830we're all on 10gag thesee days
i am eastern european
They've convinced whites that intergenerational households are "lame" and that they should pay rent instead >>202691723
>>202691750don't think you're supposed to eat cigarettes
>>202691856You can bet they're all goyim
got the rdr2 on
give a wog a suit and they feel all powerful
been watching a lot of scooby doo recently
>>202691880alri arthur morgan
give a rorke a keyboard and they feel all powerful
>>202691772
>>202691880watch out there's a cougar behind you
got the hangover hornies dee lads
>>202691795>>202691772>>202691657
GET THEM IN WORK!
First thing I thought when I woke up this morning is that when my dad dies my mum will have nobodyShe'll be living in that family sized house alone, no husband, no children, no pets, no parentsShe's already hopelessly addicted to FacebookI simply don't forgive my parents for making me. Having children is the most evil and selfish thing you can do.I'm only alive to see other people die. I love the news. I hate this world so much. Probably more than Hitler did.
the person who chose to replace all the white teachers with browns who can speak a word of English should he raped
>>202691974>brown people are a problem when they don't speak englishcivnat?
>>202691949>all the children are brown
Poster below me gets bummed by the poster above me
>>202691989civnats are easily satisfied
I'm annoyed at my sister's decision to have kids because I wanted my entire family to come to an end, but I guess they don't share my surname
>>202691715Fuck off jaded millenial tranny
>>202691998and the skies are grey
Feels good knowing Labour will absolutely gape landlords.
cracking good deal this lads
>>202691941>wife of 15 yearswas she like 12 when he married her?
>>202692051feel like it will either make property prices cheaper or the giga rich landlords who are prepared to work with tighter restrictions will mop up the market and with an even bigger monopoly increase the cost of rent even moreif the latter i might just neck myself
heatherfreak still on a spam meltdown i see
>>202692089You can get a 3 bed house in rural france for 25-32k
>>202692091Dont even know what youre on about spaedoCan you direct me to the posts? Is this heatherfreak in the room with us?
>>202692094>kleinpushing intergenerational strife to atmomise goyim and turn them into lifelong renters >>202691723
>>202692061prefer the 2 pizzas and 4 beers for a fiver that coop used to do
ringing up heathermongs mum to get her to tell him to stop posting
cannot wait for gen alpha to grow a bit older and start absolutely blasting these arrogant millennials in the same way they've shifted all the blame for all their own woes onto boomers
>>202692089https://www.french-property.com/sale-property/1668-12101 bed with land for 25k euros
>>202692094>2013Same things happening now
>>202692147Rorke's son
>>202692140millennials didnt spend their money on comfort like boomers dididiotic post to think they deserve it. you cannot even fathom the scale of how badly boomers fucked up
don't wank anymore because the post-cum dread is just too overwhelming
>>202692140if the intervals are to be consistent it would be gen X not millennials wouldn't it?
>>202692140Doesn't work that way, boomers are always going to be the target because they're the only generation the broke everything for everyone.
>>202691941fat and bald sisters... we won
>>202692125sounds like you're an alcoholic
>>202691957>She's already hopelessly addicted to Facebookincredibly grim considering it's like 90% bot generated content these days
>>202692139Nobody cares except you spainmong
>>202692153grim immigrant mindset yeah sure ill just abandon my family and job to move somewhere where i cant even speak the language
>>202691312I own these lmfao
>>202692107>>202692153yeh mate bet i'd thrive with job opportunities in rural france, lifestyle must be ideal for someone in their early 20s too
>>202692153I'd rather be dead that live in France. So would asylum seekers. I'm not going to take what the asylum seekers rejected
>>202692176i feel terrible the next day so i keep it to a minimum
yes I will be going back to sleep after the morning meetings
>>202692228why
>>202692213spainnonce is not as bad as you. when mousey and you were both here the threads were totally unusable just 2 spastic retards talking to themselves all day
>>202692153looks grim af
I'd rather be dead than most things. I've never accepted life. It was forced on me and I've never come to love it.
Howling
>>202692240i feel shite for the rest of the day.virtually no motivation or energyself esteem completely dissapearsi feel dirty and degustingi feel guiltywanking as a KHV really hits different. i think i'm just gonna stop forever
>>202692230neck yourself you snide cunt
>>202692248Christianity is to blameThe Romans were just killing jewish people in massacres before "christianity" appeared
just looold out loud
someone here called me a smelly paki the other day for voicing my opinion
>>202692017
>>202692253>t. SpainmongPainfully obvious. Changing to typing in lowercase and calling yourself spainnonce doesnt make it any less.For a start anyone who is half sane knows how much of a menace you are compared to 2 people who post here a few times a week and are harmless.
Stupid fucking zoomers too retarded to figure out how to make money online
>>202692250extremely comfy creps
Millenials hate boomers but theyre literally the same.
>>202692306do you have sex
>>202692332obviously notbut that's probably more to do with the fact I look like a serial killer and have no game rather than the trainers
Sent him flying lmao
>>202692356hello my reebok brother
Morning team. Having a lemon slip. Congestion seems to have set in today. But it's not too bad.
>>202692321>boomer, gen x, millennialsJewish sociologists invented these terms in order to sow intergenerational division and mistrust. They didn't exist in the entirety of human history prior to the 1960s
>>202692385Melty right on queue
>>202692378hello my friend x
>>202692385do you have sex
can’t imagine pretending to be northern while the fathers of my language were called Monsieur Chaucer et Monsieur Jacques-PierreEnglishommes are Romance w0g5 fr
literally nothing wrong with reeboks
Are those Reebok or Nike?The Nike?Oh yeah
>>202692405can you elaborate for us none-virgins in the thread?
wish websites would stop making their scroll bats so fucking small and hard to find, some of us are on laptops and don't have scroll wheels
It's mad to think how all these meme generational cohorts stem from this one newspaper article: https://content.time.com/time/subscriber/article/0,33009,856950,00.htmlI wonder who wrote it.
>>202692298and how should i prove im not him? there is no convincing a schizo what he believes to be true is otherwise. also how can you tell me that posting about "irish diaspora" and now "obeying your parents" for 12 hours a day is not abnormal behaviour?
>>202692453their entire language was devised by french bourgeoisie
what sort of virgin watches twitch streamsbeing a streamer could potentially be a fantastic job where you make a lot of money for almost no work whatsoever, but if i were in that position i'd definitely secretly hate my audience
>>202692454erm its called minimilism rorke you evil fucking chud do you really expect programmers and graphic designers to actually create something user friendly and nice to look at? well that makes you fucking racist you will own NOTHING and be HAPPY
>>202692404No.
>>202692463that right is it yeah? yeah.. mad that. anyway one sec.. *walks off to another table*
Going to try and rinse my nose out with saltwater guys
had a bizarre dream i was in kmart or target or what have you and i was looking for preowned ps3 games in the bargain bin, nothing else happened
>>202692500why not, do you want to be a virgin freak forever?
>>202692405Sweden has contributed nothing to culture
>202692462Wahhh wahhh wahhhDid not read. You spent all 100 IQ points typing that load of shite and im not in the slightest bit impressed.
>>202692535they've produced a few good scientists
>>202692176>post-cum dreadpost-cum feels blissful and sleepy for me
>>202692547yeah cause you're not a virgin and you get to have sex with actual women
>>202692463*Midlands anglo-norman bourgeoisie who were separated from any actual french influence by two centuries
Post-/cum/ society.Utopia.
scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelet nigga
>>202692526
Jews
>>202691573It's south London not exactly a risky bet
>>202692554meant when i wank
>>202692586what mental illness do you have?
and I am not frightened of pooing, you knowAny time will do, I don't mindWhy should I be frightened of pooing?There's no reason for itYou've gotta go sometime
>>202692535ABBA is better than The Beatles
>>202692586Oy vey you cant post jews!
>>202692609a dose of reality
>>202692535volvo
>>202692580Cute cat
>>202692526Hope you penetrate your ethmoid bone and accidentally lobotomise yourself
>>202692655>>202692655
Why is this nigga spamming about jews being landlords and psychologists pushing out fake mental disordersbro this is 4chan, we already know and agree
>>202692644
Toillass reckons a lot of 'Hollywood people' are about to be arrested, such as Jay-Z and Usher
Reckon they should put every child on speed for a week and see if their scores improve
>>202691573>>202692597from the article:>Mr Bromley has decided not to name the restaurant as he "doesn't want retribution">I noticed a cash-only sign>he reported the incident to the police. he said they had told him that although it was a hate crime, it was "unlikely" officers could pursue it further.says it all really. another example of horrible bigotry from foreigners getting swept under the rug from their devoted leftypol dick-suckers
>Rorke>noble>sensual
>>202692621yeah, I was in the shiteyes absolutely in the shiteI certainly was in the shite!
>>202692454Just use two fingers on the touchpad
