BDD doesn't exist edition
Why do companies keep making different iterations of these goofy ahh glasses?
>>202696115>BDDwhat's that then? big dick disorder? cos i assure you lad, i'm proof that it does
new joiner zoomtard at toil is insisting that we call him "Zen"Cunt's name is Bradley
>Spend all day refreshing a Kyrgyzstani dressmaking forum just in case you've missed one or two posts>"No, noooooo, ADHD isn't real!"
>>202696140they're desperate to start the Next Big Thing
You must accept the refugees into Europe, goyOtherwise it means you are crazy
>>202696143As in you have a disorder of the big dick (it's small)
fuck this shit i'm going bard now
THINGS...can only get worse!
>>202696115what the fuck is BDD?nice thread you twat
>>202696188Body Dysmorphic Disorder you mong
>>202696155If he had ADHD then he wouldn't be able to focus on a task for hours on end mate
need to go to the shop later
>>202696188borderline dersonality disordermy mum has it
>>202696174
>>202696208That's not true at all
BLAME IT ON MY ADD BABY
>>202696207doesn't exist according to the OPall them anorexics actually ARE all fat, it's not in their heads
>>202696217
>>202696208Hyperfocus mate
>>202696222germany?
Might treat myself to a self-facial
>>202696208hyperfocus on specific niche things is quite literally a core trait of ADHDmaybe you should stop posting and go spend time with your BPD family who are actually totally normal according to you who were raised by and around BPDs
>>202696211for what?
>>202696305milk and a couple of buttplugs
>>202695476so you're saying if I gesture that I'm shooting myself it makes it more likely long term that I'll actually do that some day?
wheres the good chat atstop making shit incomprihensible postscheers
Tea!
>>202696280
>>202696315YWN live in a society this comfy
>>202696315This never existed, rorke.
Imagine saying a broken leg was now no longer a broken leg
>>202696327Indeed!
>>202696342Retard
Bennies are literally the only reason to go along with their stupid diagnosesOh yes, im very schizo, give me my money
>>202696322maybe yeah but idk. in the context of an existing addiction it keeps the reward pathways active during sobriety and obv you're not addicted to suicide (i assume)so maybe not idk. but it defo is training your brain to feel relief/reward from suicide so probably is making you long term more likely to off yourself
Could someone please wank my cock?
>>202696115>The term 'borderline personality' was proposed by Adolph Stern in 1938.>Stern was born in Hungary to a Jewish familyWho would've thunk it
On that HRT grindset
don't blame it on the bumshitedon't blame it on the poowipe
>>202696324Ingen aning var diskussionen tog vägen!
>>202696370Yeah they don't just give schizos money, fucktard, they lock them up
Neighbour's wheely bin lid keeps opening and closing because of the wind
>>202696370more of a long covid man myself
>>202696429Want to chime in on psychotic illnesses at all?
Dave Lammy has stolen all of the parliamentary bananas
>>202696428Yes, until they let them out. You know how many of us there are out in the community?
>>202696429bizarre post
>>202696429Why has he become blacker with age
>>202696435It’s over
Once you realise the government genuinely hates you and wants nothing more than for you to climb into a suicide pod and end your branch of the family tree, the more relaxed you will be.Sounds bad but if you're constantly getting mad wondering "why are they doing this?" then you're going to be scrambling to find a reasonable explanation for it and searching for an answer that is already there. It's a waste of time, you're stressing yourself out.They do it because they hate you, people who get into politics (and I mean actual high tier politics not just some local councillor campaigning for an extra wheely bin) are twisted. Normal people with good intentions don't want to be in government and those that manage to somehow crawl through the shit to get there are hammered down like a nail sticking out of a bit of rotten wood.
pissing it down
>>202696403Maybe he was an honest Jew
Looking through the streets with my lamp for an honest jew
David Lammy has cause £1,000,000s worth of damage to the rafters of Westminster
>>202696459Us?
my only complaint about the UK is the pozification.Undo all the nanny state bollocks and everything will be grand.
>>202696477lovely beast
>>202696464even worseit's only just beginning
>>202696518well said
well?
Zoomers won't remember this but Britain in the 90s was actually based
David Lammy going fucking mental when James Cleverly steals his blanket
>>202696518what's stopping africa making their own space station
>>202696526Yes, us. Don’t worry I’m no danger i just rot indoors
>>202696550Okay mr hands
>>202696463i think that camera quality has improved>>202696461not nice of you>>202696454maybe later
England's 9/11
>>202696565did everyone in the discord go offline or summat
>>202696518Irish and blacks are the same
>>202696562I like it
>>202696596post a timestamp of your hand else you're a timmy by default
>>202696562>lion with a crown tattoostrongly suspect this lad to reside within the UK
>>202696600Making him manager was like making Bin Laden president
Dave Lammy does look like a gorilla though
>>202696522Maybe they were honest Jews just trying to make the world a better place?
>>202696624nice one
David Lammy flinging poo at the public galleryJames Cleverly eating it
any updates on the sausage situation?
>>202696640You mean things blew up
>>202696667nobody gets your discord 'in jokes' spaedo
What's the biggest animal you reckon you could beat in a fight?
>>202696702zebra maybe
>>202696702your maw
>>202696702Open goal lad
so glad that companies that make shite boring movie games are failing spectacularlygamers are being vindicated right now.
>>202696702Tyson Fury
>>202696688bizarre response
>>202696688David Lammy is British culture, retard
>>202696739I enjoyed TLOU and TLOU: Part II.
>>202696702Blue whale on land
>>202696702blue whalestay on land innit
Very amusing to witness what Jewish mind tricks can make the goyim masses do
>>202696750no he isn't (black)
>>202696741>>202696750fuck off nonces
>>202696759Do Jewish mind tricks make you spam AI generated images of BMWF couples?
>>202696759
mad how evil the CIA is
Yes, yes, we all know the Jews are evil, now can we get back to talking about trannards or Greggs or whatever it is we usually talk about
>>202696739Uve Boll laughing walking to the bank. Got out just before the trend got shit
>>202696222if the hands are washed I see absolutely nothing wrong with thisbut it's India so the hands are definitely not washed
>>202696815Shurrup ya twat
>>202696829bulldozed that cunt
>>202696800
>>202696222Literal slop
Feeling evil ladsMight start evilposting
just watched Ambulance, the real car chases and explosions are nice but the film is fucking dumb
>>202696858I can get behind that..
>>202696268>germany?germ many rather
would australia let me live there if I had loads of money?
>>202696858got an evil theme song?
We need a two steak solution
Dave Lammy would happily be swinging from trees in the Congo if it wasn’t for the evil British
Rape the disabled.We're fucking doing it.
*digs a hole then covers it with leaves*HEY LAD!COME OVER HERE FOR A SEC!
>41 / F / Israel, bisexual, polyamorous, looking for secondary.>Transgender woman (post-op)>Bisexual>Polyamorous (married)>Visits the San Francisco Bay Area and the UK around 2 times a year each>180cm tall>Speaks English, Hebrew and Russian.
>>202696908Bit disrespectful calling it 'it' eh
>>202696858In evil there is much healing
>don't live in your parental home, goys
>zone 1 apartment>knitted jumper>flannel uniqlo loungewear trousers>thick hiking socks>f&f slippers from tesco>gf playing league on the desktop>sipping a salted caramel latte from 'bucksi'm the cosiest in the thread
>>202696915>>202696961starting to notice things
>>202696958>In evil there is much healingBegin with your family.
>>202696962please kill yourself
>>202696961More like lard lords
>>202696896Crazy Frog - Axel F
>>202696962Zone 1 London isn't comfy at all
>>202696962materialistic knobhead
what is factorio
>>202696962It's not that cold lad
pensioners? freeze them
eating mcdonalds and crying
>>202696962Why are you wrapped up so much? It's 17/18 degrees in central london.
In bed. Farting.
>>202697029whats wrong lad
>>202697044The comfiest man on /brit/
>>202696985lol fucking seething
>>202696961>you want your own space and freedom, goy
>>202696140why doesn't this nerd just retire into obscurity with his billions of dollars and stop embarrassing himself
Got no friends, so I might join a clubMoviesBoardgamesOne of those will do(Tried book clubs, wasn't to my taste)
thoughts on seeing your middle aged neighbour's massive bras hanging out on the washing line and drying in the garden from your window?
how do the lads in porn go so long without spaffinghaving a 9/10 talking absolute filth while constantly stimulating their dick for like 40 minutes straightis it drugs? Do they just get desensitised to it?
>>202697081Less embarrassing than Elon Musk Besides, you think this type of person would just be happy throwing away all further ambition?
>>202697056just a silly gimmick I post every now and then
>>202697070just trying to give you some advice mate, you're bragging about sipping slop in fucking uniqlo trousersboring bastard
>>202697110Left is for whitesRight is for Jews
>>202697092whites do editingblack kings, its natural stamina
just thought of a new gimmick where i say i'm eating burger king and crying
couldn't live anywhere without defined seasons, or somewhere without defined day/night cycle it would feel like nothing ever ends
>>202697091would let out a massive CORR
>>202697135
>>202697142I anticipate it eagerly
>>202697129Aye but you told someone posting about drinking a coffee to kill themselves
>>202697116i love it its a cute gimmick :)
Would you rather control water, earth, fire, or air?
coming to the realisation that nothing matters
>>202697187air so i can fly
your maws like the universeconstantly expanding and full of dark matter
something must matter if we have an id
>>202697112>further ambitionhe just lucked out that facebook got really popular, he's not a tech genius or even a particularly savvy businessman, it's all a larp
>>202697187Water, obviouslyPeople are largely made of water, as is the planet
Quit my job without another one lined up. Why am I such a mong
Already seen some of these posts today
>>202697253did this over a year ago and im still unemployed
>>202697253Silly billy x
>>202697253you should be celebrating
*aligns my chakras*you're in deep shit now mate
>>202697272omdswhy did you quit
>>202697253did this nearly two years ago and i'm still without a job
monged out on drugs
>>202697300Have you considered getting a job
Many wogs in New Zealand?
wow . fuck that guy
>>202697333Yeah, mainly in the north islandwhy's that?
>>202697333yeah loads
>>202697328applied for many but don't hear anything back
>>202697253did this 3 years ago and still haven't got a job
>>202697333234
>>202697363>applied for many but don't hear anythingHave you considered you might be deaf haha
That fucking lying bitch Ruby Granger. Making hundreds of thousands every year from Daddy’s properties. Fucking bitch I’ll get you
>>202697363How many do you apply to each day?
>>202697387LMAO!
>>202697387scrmeing
Fact of the matter is, you'll either get another job or you won't. It is what it is.It's much, much more likely that you'll get another job eventually than simply never manage to get another job and die of starvation or freezing to death.
>>202697392Don't talk about my wife like that
>>202697387roaringagng
>>202697395Aw dude that's like the time I frickin smacked some orcs with my sword of elf magic
It's "CommonPlacing" - she was filming the YEECHEEB version of her commonplacing video on the day she tossed that on her planner.She's still in the process of figuring out that "commonplace" is one word since she keeps writing it both ways:Maybe after her 7th gap year she'll have it figured out.
getting a job is insanely hard when you're not a soulless NPC that lives to work
Not a single person in this thread could handle the pressure of being a stand-up comedian. When that spotlight hits. With your back up against the wall. Microphone in hand.You would crumble.
why was the android in Alien filled with cum
looking at towns on google maps and dreaming of a better life
When did the internet get so full of thirdies? Half the things that you see on social media are either >AI slop with thousands of comments from oblivious jeets and boomers>nonsense broken english babble "memes" or motivation from millionaire.tips.daily
>>202697456buck up or shut up.
>>202697458How about you go be a sit-down be-quiet?
>>202697187i'd rather control my own feelings
>Film CP videouhhh rubebros??
cronem are active
>>202697484>wtf why are people from 80% of the global population on the internet???
>>202697456Cope!!!
>>202697513aint no way that thing is strong enough to pull that
got one of those tesco cooked chooks to scran this arvo
FAT MARFA
>>202697481Can't even look at America now, depresses me too much
it's wifey part 3 my gucci says 'blind for love' I can't see yea
>>202697533>aint no way that thing is strong enoughMate it's called a dog
>>202697557wasn't talking about your mum mate
FAT MARFA! FAT MARFA! FAT MARFA!
I wish they left these standing. Gives the town character
>>202697533the Chinaman probably only weighs like 70kg and the rickshaw itself is pretty smallI reckon it's very feasible
marfs
>villain
>>202697578Fucked that aussie piece of shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLaZ9OD7q6g
Fred Dibnah
>>202697615they defo got nonced
>>202697615how was she so fit bruhhhhhhhhh
>>202697615Is marfs the pink haired one? Shes nice
Fuck it.Paki Pizza. Signed. Sealed. Delivered.
are ennaychess isn't broken mr prime minister what a disgraceful thing to say but yes we need to spend more than the current 11.3% of UK GDP on it please or else you are a disgrace
hate this cunt
>>202697615Yeah both of them at once tbqh
>>202697594does it yeah?
someone post fat marfa
>>202697676well done
>>202697676corr
>Famous tool-using chimpanzee Jeje rips eight-month-old girl from her mother's arms, carries her into the forest and butchers her
might wangle the ol' willington
>>202697676Yes mate! Sometimes that goyslop just hits the spot. Life is about living it the way we want to, enjoy that shit
>>202697676Bizarre gimmick this but keep going
Your mum posting this on her Facebook
>>202697676holy scranoli
>>202697723good post
>>202697668...yh
>>202697678Tolkien is to creative literary genius what Martin is to hack pulp idiocy. They both so far surpass anyone else in their field that they will be remembered 1,000 years from now as a kind of yin and yang of fantasy, a Manichaen duality of speculative letters. For every sublime, luminous beauty that Tolkien has gifted the world, Martin has cursed us with a tedious, banal ugliness. It is unfair to compare the two directly on any one point, because Martin is in every way the anti-Tolkien, patently sterile, parasitical, and inferior, but so much so that he becomes a monument in his own right, and counterbalances Tolkien. Could one exist without the other? Tolkien obviously could. But it is only by the contrast that Martin offers that we can truly appreciate the full depths and heights of Tolkien. Our understanding of Tolkien would be incomplete if Martin had never set pen to page. It is through only the abject failure and futility of Martin that we can approach an apprehension of the true scope and scale of Tolkien's hitherto inconceivable greatness. Perhaps this is what Tolkien had in mind when he wrote about the Music of the Ainur. If Tolkien is a subcreator in the image of Eru, truly Martin is like unto Melkor. It is only reflected in the awfulness of the one that we can fully see the goodness of the other.
>>202697512Vocaroo this for us
>Two people have been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter following the death of a woman believed to have undergone a non-surgical Brazilian butt lift (BBL).>Mother-of-five Alice Webb, 33, died at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in the early hours of Tuesday after falling unwell.>Save Face, a national register of accredited practitioners who offer non-surgical cosmetic treatments, said it was the "first case of a death caused by BBL in the UK".
>>202697748you're replying to me but just fyi i'm not reading all that
>>202697756>Mother-of-five Alice Webb, 33, died at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in the early hours of Tuesday after falling unwell.
why do people snort drugs like cocaine? doesn't it hurt?
>>202697618https://voca.ro/19vqHKfJrvF4
>>202697743Might need to befriend Rubes to get close to her
>>202697723ahem as per the official definitions of -slop posted earlier this week this is pakislop as it was prepared by pakis
bbl drizzy
our new (paki) chief technology officer just said "shit", very unprofessional
>find random picture of fast food>post it on /brit/>guaranteed (You)s
>>202697800Shut up.
>>202697676What is your height and weight?
>>202697756women would rather let some random paki doctor inject them with mystery liquid to get a big bum than go to the gym for a few months
>>2026978215ft 10 and 200lb
>>202697676Needs a couple more bits of plastic in it
>>202697807ask him to make you a kizza
>>202697838No it isn't and you didn't order that pizza
>>202697775Cocaine is a local anesthetic so you don't feel anything. Other drugs do hurt though, a lot, but it's worth it for how good they make you feel.The purpose of snorting is that the drugs pass through the mucuous membrane that's up the back of your nose, going straight into your system bypassing first-pass metabolism that they'd be subjected to if you swallowed them.
>>202697859nothing gets passed you
>>202697826Southampton is vile.
can't get used to using a tablet prefer the small form factor of a phone
CEASEFIRE NOW
>>202697861i see, thanks for the informative response lad
>passed
>>202697876Generally accepted that the only use for tablets is placating young kids who won't shut up, at the expense of destroying their attention span for life.
got so stoned last night that I drove to the shop then walked home
>>202697872The correct phrase is "nothing gets past you". It means that someone is so smart or shrewd that nothing can go unnoticed by them. For example, you might say "He's very smart and shrewd. Nothing gets past him".
>the "first case of a death caused by BBL in the UK".
>>202697826imagine the sheer amount of hymens that were vigorously ripped up in that building over the years...
>>202697876got an ipad pro and only use it to read the economist
>>202697905Tablets are for kids and boomers exclusively, no one older than ten but younger than 60 uses one
>>202696702panda
>>202697939Vocaroo this for us
>>202697939imagine showing your post history to a real black manhe'd think you're weird as fuck
>>202697901he also didnt really answer your question. coke is soft because it isnt a crystal (i think) so goes in smooth. its like talcum powder
>>202697882They filmed Harry Brown there.
>>202697988This is complete shite lad.
>>20269788250000 people used to live here
marfa
Why won't the Belgian Vocaroo his creative writing for us?
>>202698005okthanks for elaborating
what's it like drinking in one of those old inns? what's the atmosphere like?
let me guess, you need more
>>202698024he doesn't want us to hear that he sounds almost identical to sacked tranny
Might pummel my cock completely flat with a hammer
fuck wish I could hoover up a few lines right now haha x
hola dickheadswhat kind of mischief could I get up to with this flag then haha
Gay porn: On.
>>202698117Vocaroo this for us
>>202698044The burning you feel snorting gear isn't crystals tearing up your soft tissues like tiny razor blades; it's usually because the substances are caustic.For example, you can crush mephedrone down into the softest, fluffiest powder you want but snorting a line is still going to feel like broken glass and make your eyes water (before you feel the best feeling ever).
>>202698067The market town high-street boozer is a curious type of pupBasically like Wetherspoons but not chains and more upscale. Massive places inside and quite dark and usually very busy, half decent food, mixed income crowd. Not my personal favourite type of pub to be honest.
>>202698117you finna make dtfic go on a hyper melty lol
>>202698129no chance, in a studio apartment with the mrs
>>202698117donde esta lavatorio
Runtoil looms after work again ladsGetting that consistency backMaking progressGetting fitter againGaining a clue
imagine being so addicted to this place you go on holiday and still post here. extremely pathetic
>>202698176aqui
>>202698169No you're not
>>202697986>blacks are sentient beingsalri Irish diaspora
>>202698217>>202698217>>202698217
>>202698197I do this
>>202698197literally just sat here eating lays before I go to the beach, bog off>>202698214yo soy
>>202698197I only post here on days I'm wfh and the mrs is in the office now and not around to witness me shitposting
>>202698150appreciate it
