Mystic meg edish
poo aha lads
>>202705745First!
get the eggs boiling
covid
get the poo pooed
>>202705501I'm drinking it at home alone mate. Who do you think is judging you when you have a can of fizzy juice, out of the can, with your midweek meal while sat at home alone?Are you sitting in your 3-piece suit drinking a vodka martini (complete with olive) alongside your microwave lasagne on a Thursday night on that sigmillionaire grindset, faking it til you make it even as you sit alone at home in a dark room? For whose benefit? Sort yourself out pal.
is being an egirl or dark academia more british these days
Knew an autistic girl once whose special interest was the Simpsons.You could ask her literally anything about it and she would know the answer. Claimed she had memorised the script for a lot of episodes but never tested her on it.
>>202705807Oh I can do that
>>202705745Mystic smeg!
>>202705795runt
>>202705816Liar
>>202705795>your midweek mealwhat you having for your weekend meal?
>>202705795>I'll have the slop with a side of slop please
>>202705685I do a cheeky niacin flush now and then but ECA is an old-time bodybuilder stackBoosts adrenaline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gx97jOVgiE
>>202705856I don't know yet; I like to live in the moment.
>>202705795soup from a tin as well. what a vile runt you are
i am not barack obama
>dating an autistic girlBit noncey, that
>>202705878Yeah well mad respect for surviving on 2 meals a week mate
Craving sugar
Need to lift, want to wank. Quite the predicament really.
>>202705909>>202705909
it's 2024 and we still have to toilmentalwhere's the AI robots to wipe my bum
when poo tribes go to war
>>202705807I regret not talking the autistic girl into sucking my cock back when we were both in secondary school.She was quite awkward in social situations and I don't think she had any serious friends, but she was very sweet and friendly and I'd occasionally chat with her about cats.
>>202705934not watching a 15 min videoI will take the QRD
i am in immense psychological pain
>>202705940Japanese robot toilets will shoot water up your arse to clean it for you at the press of a button
>>202705978it over, britain brown
got that just done a bump feeling up me nose
>>202705928Gym first so there is the chance of viewing some fine booty. And then wank once you're home. Remember to wash your hands first in case the last person who touched what you've been touching has AIDS
>>202705979ktim
>>202705940Lots of people want to toilMy dad can't sit still for 30 secondsToil will never vanish
>>202706016>Lots of people want to toilno they don't
>>202705979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRYRgA8Zbuo
If you're in your 20s with no work ethnic then your parents have failed you.
>>202705979Get the drugs bought lad go on
>>202705979go to bed. that's the solution.
PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN
>>202705978poor response to the '08 crisis followed by brexit, followed by 'rona, followed by ukraine = economy in the shitter
>>202706048going to score some valium and ket tomorrow>>202706052i'm also an insomniac so i can't sleep through the pain either, to add insult to injury
>Ship packed with 20,000 tonnes of explosive cargo spotted floating off Kent coastfeel like there's a migrant boat joke to be made here but not clever enough to make it, me
>>202706045wish I had a work ethnic
cackling at the mongs who posted in that yanks threaddeary me
Why do English people often get referred to as British, but Scottish and Welsh people are referred to as Scottish or Welsh?Saw an American on a livestream earlier saying that they didn't know the difference between England, Britain and the UK, but they went onto refer to people as Scottish people as Scottish, but then called English people British.I have no problem with being called British because that's exactly what I am, but why do English people not get referred to as English very often anymore. Maybe it's because people associate the word 'English' with the language as opposed to the nationality nowadays?
>>202706016hate freaks like this>"always need to be doing things me i'm a busybody!"
The Sexual RevolutionWhat was that all about?
>>202706104of all the things ij don't care about, this is right up there
>>202706104>Saw an American
>>202706125getting bummed
>>202706104americans are low IQ. theres your answer
>>202705979Have a drinkCured my depression right quick Wish the YLYL threads on /gif/ weren't compromised Laughter is the best medicine
idk guys, I’m not sure this 4+ decade obsession with “growth” is especially healthy for a society
>Nord, Dark Elf, Breton, High Elf is there a point in picking any other race? frost resistance, fire resistance, magic resistance and +50 starting magicka have to be the strongest starter buffs of them all that it makes every other race inconsequential orcs have the best once a day power but I always forget to use those
wahey grim scran howling rorke
>>202706016could sit still forever me. sometimes don't move from friday-monday
>>202706104I have never referred to myself as British at home or abroad but foreigners see British and English as the same thing.
Britain in 2006 was one of the best countries in the world to live inInsane to think it is now 18 years since we were actually a world-leading nation in terms of quality of lifeAlmost two decades of stagnation at best, the economy has hardly grown for an entire generation
>>202706189got some growth in my pants ;)
>>202706063NAZARETH
>>202706200>SkyrimWorst gameNords also had lightning resistance in MorrowindTamriel has fallen
our jez
>>202706200Pick Orc myself because I just fucking love Orcs.Classic barbarian Orc. Stereotype breaking mage Orc. Sexy female Orc. Corr.
>>202706258Orcs shag their mums
leftypol reusing teabags
niccy pouches got my gum in a state gonna have to take some time off
rofl lol u haz a p33n0r zomg
i really think, in reasonable doses, /brit/ is very good for my mental health
this week i'm going to be sacked for shagging about
>tfw you realise anglo-saxons spoke a language closer to german than to english
You get one happening per lifetime. Ours was covid-19 and it was a nowtbarm.Between now and the end of our natural lifespans, nothing will happen.
>>202706250That's society's ink cartridge right there, not his
>>202706200Argonians have waterbreathing and 50% disease resistance, plus their once a day their power gives them 10x faster health regen.Also in Oblivion & morrowind they had 100% poison immunity with 75% disease resistance.
>>202706157fat bitches. not even once.
>>202706104The 2021 census didn't ask the same question as the 2011 census about national identity.https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/ethnicity/articles/ethnicityandnationalidentityinenglandandwales/2012-12-11In 2011, 67% of people in the UK identified as English (first or second) and 57.7% as English only.I would say that indicates the complete opposite of what you stated and that in fact most English people call themselves English.There are a number of possible explanations for your original position.A. You live in a bubble. I know that self-reported British identity is much higher in London than elsewhere in England.B. People tend to lazily equate English and British even though it's inaccurate.C. Shame from other people, evident in the comments here, the pernicious idea that somehow English people are intrinsically racist and have something to be ashamed of (they don't).
>>202706340retvrn to trædition
>>202706209britain in 2006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco
>>202706342that's a lie, we had 9/11 too if your not a LC
>>202706288Corr, get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8
>>202706342 boomers have had about a dozen so not sure what you mean>fall of soviet union>9/11>2008 crash>covid>january 6th
>>202706342There is a very slow happening happening right now. Israel is going to pull western civilisation into a war with the entire Muslim Middle East
really fucked it at toil so i have
>>202706342This post tells me you're young as fuck.
>>202706420think we're just being tricked to remove kebab?
>>202706443what happened
>>202706420any day now
something so spellbinding about the twin towers, mental to even imagine they existed now>>202706420and the slowest happening imaginable, climate change, we'll feel the effects hard in our lives
>>202706460called toilberg a nigger
>>202706460got caught shagging the cucumbers
>>202706471>climate change bad eventhough britain will become warmer
>>202706460missed something from one of the banks from months ago that was my responsibility so now everythings well late
>>202706406my nan was telling me about the cuban missile crisis
>>202706342very stupid post
ARSE FANNY CUNT TWAT PISS
rorke mate
>>202706497love this fart
>>202706524rorkes bird
>>202706420isn't israel just really a proxy for the west, we let them do their thing because it's what we want
Lake District is a very beautiful part of the world, especially the most remote areas.
>>202706497The chogger 'fu
>>202706471pretty cool structures tbf, no wonder terries wanted them down, one trade center is pretty soulless in comparison
>>202706505was she now
>>202706377is it appropriate to address the elephant in the room that those towers were hideous and the new york skyline looks better without them yet?
hasta la vista tarquin
>>202706559she was yeah
Have to put myself onto the 'ble but cannot be possibly ceebed with it whatsoever
>>202706499it'll fuck everything up and give us extreme weather previously unthought of and too extreme for our infrastructure to cope, that and large parts of africa will become uninhabitable so they'll swarm over in unthinkable numbers
>>202706581scared was she
Need a bf to suck his cock and so he can rail the living daylight out of me
>>202706564they were pengers
>>202706597yes that's what she said to me
Wish I had a life
building in NYCneed it or keep it?
>>202706603hi x
>>202706590Only solution is if we all start literally blowing up megacorp and oil company pipelines Alas, humans literally never do anything and we will suffer the consequences
started exercising again and my muscles hurt haha
>>202706560
>>202706671noooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>202706564true, they look so odd in retrospect, its like they shouldnt even be there.also full of Asbestos, was going to cost billions removing it, good thing lucky larry silverstein got that insurance and didn't have to pay for any asbestos removal
just got paid another 11 grand as I have every month for the last yearand yet....no mates??? indeed money does not buy happiness
>>202706564I think most people would agree that they looked terrible because they really were just two really tall squares. Nothing fun or unique about them, just squares
>>202706671for its 2019
>>202706612bet she was fit back then. oh how time erases beauty...
>>202706560need a goth gf
>>2027066712019 so kawaii
>>202706534Lucky man
>>202706695You sir, are a NONCE.
>>202706684cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Thoughts on slugs?
let's be honest, he didn't really do anything wrong
>>202706759my brethren
have to pay £300 a week for the foreseeable future all because i got a slapper pregnant when i was 19 and dumb
full english ingredients purchased
>>202706684>full of Asbestosdoes that mean people breathing in that dust got cancer?
>>202706759got a pretty low opinion of myself. yes
just spaffed this
>>202706761Mao? Indeed.
>>202706671saw a girl who looked just like this with a fat bald manlet boyfriend onceit should've been ME dammit
>>202706777Your kid growing up without a dad? We'll see him in 18 years on britfeel yeah?
>>202706777the power of shagging often falls into the wrong handsno doubt your little runt will grow up groomed and turned into a country lines runt
>>202706787yeah, more people died from the aftereffects of the dust than the attack
Toil done, time to occasionally talk about SSM for the rest of the day
>>202706787yespeople are still dying from it now
>>202706832Very irresponsible of them to blow up their own tower really
>>202706799He didn't do enough not wrong.
>>202706846What does this have to do with British culture?
>>202705912I crave it too it's more addictive than opioids
Both my front tyres have gone flat in 24hrs. Is there something that could have caused this or has someone sabotaged my incelmobile?
>>202706870drake has done a few collabs with british grime yutes
everything comes down to timing
>>202706904your shit driving
>>202706610Them looking like gigantic jenga blocks it was just too tempting to terrorists you can see why they wanted to knock them down so much
>>202706910>british grime yutesWhat does this have to do with British culture?
>>202706904 seems youre just a victim of bad timing. ive read somewhere that everything comes down to timing, after all
tyrone's virile savannah splooge
>>202706953FOSYEG
got the bum bum willy bum bum on
>>202706904pacing it over the speedbumps probably
There are 27 year olds ITT right now that do not remember 9/11
>>202706975literally, LITERALLY me
>UK chancellor Rachel Reeves is ready to water down her planned Budget raid on non-doms amid Treasury fears that some of the measures may fail to raise any money, according to people familiar with the matter.
>>202706975literally me
>>202706975i'm 29 and i don't remember it
>>202706990I don't believe them what's the real reason
jamal's safari spunk
>>202706975i remember my mum watching the news and thinking it was some tv show
>>202707021just easier to tax poor people more init they'll kick up less of a fuss
This weekend im going to start making mead. Might start trying to grow mushies too
>>202707022fuck off mousenonce you evil child rapist
If you don't remember Dick & Dom in da Bungalow, Raven, 50/50, Jungle Run, The Queen's Nose, Demon Headmaster, Yvonne of the Yukon, Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids, My Parents are Aliens, The Worst Witch...THEN FUCK OFF You're either a zoomoid literal baby, or were born into a richfag household with access to cable and yank channels like Nickelodeon
>>202706990>according to people familiar with the matteri.e. non-doms who don't want to pay anything
new talk tuah podcast episode is hilarious
for me its that phone call from the guy in the top of the towers claiming he doesnt deserve to die and then screaming as the floors beneath collapse
>>202707068haha yeah
how do you get into shagging situations as a billy no mates? I'm pretty good at shagging once I'm talking with a lass but can't really go down the pub or club without mates
>>202706420NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
feel like SHIT
tropical tonic erupting from mbongo's jungle baton
>9/11yankified
>>202707063I’m povvo free school meal scum and I had Nickelodeon thoughbeit
>>202707114good
>>202707093he's in a better place nowprobably reincarnated as some tiktok zoomer
>>202707063BASED BASED BASED
going to update the cv to spite toilberg he'll be seething if he knew
>>202707128Fucking hell, that's literally my entire childhood surmised
>>202707128I don't remember the jiggaboo mooncricket yessir massasir on the right
>>202707128ah yes carpal tunnel surgery, a stable of my primary school experience
on the thursday beers whilst dong an incel shop
>>202707029I found out at lunchtime on the way home from school. Skived off and watched it on the news.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AomQuSVr6q8
>>202707128samewe had chipped cable boxes
>>202706420It's a nothingburgerIsrael chimped out in 2010sIsrael chimped out in 2000sIsrael chimped out in 1990sIsrael chimped out in 1980sIsrael chimped out in 1970sIsrael chimped out in 1960sIsrael chimped out in 1950sIsrael chimped out in 1940s
>>202707128damn
found out theres a gay sauna opposite the dumpling restaurant i like to eat at sometimescurious
>>202707128What do the zoomoids ITT think when they see this shit?
>>202705803>8 name what a fitite
>>202707146I don't believe in reincarnation
mental how there's some worms ITT that think this time something will happen despite nothing happening the last 50 timesthe delulu grindset
why the hell does having the cold make your bogies all snottery
Define "Zoomer"
Billy no mates lol
>>202707235Why is there an x-ray machine in the top right?
Iran gonna respond any day now...
>>202707266speak properly
recall going downstairs one morn and the NTL box wasn't working and I told mum and she pretended to not know why when in fact it was because she didn't have enough money to pay the billshe tried her best, just wanted what was best for me but in the end I turned out a horrible wastrel
might take off my cardigan and put on my hoodie
>>202707235>>202707286I'm a zoomer (24) and I recognise all of ityou're not special, grandad
back: achingwilly: not wankingso this is your 30s....
for me it was the cramp twins and bamzooki, and then sneakily being a runtsworth with big brother after rentbergs gone sleep
>>202707276why should I do that for you. am I your slave? do I serve you?
wind just blew the window shut
cup of coffee in my worlds greatest dad mug, ain't got one of them have you?
*dunks a biscuit in your brew*
>>202707286It's called a PROJECTOR, it's what you used to project sheets of paper with back before you could connect a computer up to one.
>>202707300>NTLblast from the pastyou've disgraced your mother btw
>>202707332sorry I had beans on toast for brekkie
think these bloody opioids are making my hair fall outthat's one reason to stop i suppose
>>202707343Poor reading comprehension mate
Might start uni age 25
everytime i look in the mirror i want smash the mirror and stab myself in the throat. why am i so useless and worthless
>>202707343he's baiting, you autistic freak
>>202707384It's not bait - you also lack reading comprehension.
im the joker baby
>>202707380probably your pig yank genetics to blamesame lack of mettle that prevents you stabbing yourself
>>202707372>>202707406Idiot
>>202707380my fault, sorry mate
>>202707343>Dumb millenials attached an overhead camera to a computer and used it to stream to a projectorlmao just scan it you had scanners
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>>202707416wally
is this “incel” in the room with us right now?
They should make soft play centers but for adults
>>202707463Yeah I'm right here mate
>>202707415>>202707418last time i got angry and punched the mirror but had to go to the hospital. i just want to die because i hate myself
ever joke with a joker in the pale moonlight?
always wanted to fart in a woman's face
like to think of myself as the obi wan kenobi of south london
>>202707434you clearly have misunderstood how those things work
>>202707463There's one in my room
>>202707475check for a pair of bollocks between your legs then would you?sound like a massive fanny 2bh
>>202707489pre empire kenobi or post empire, reclusive kenobi?
>>202707489obese wank n jobby more like
>>202707475iktf, two hopes mate
fuck all jobs about
poo goblin shoving poo up my arse
I love Israel
l'm the Jabba the Hutt of Surrey
>>202707434I have a millennial cousin and he had a mental breakdown about people my age saying the n word alot
just spaffed to the transformers thread on /cm/, lads.i've actually hit a new low.
lot of negative energy directed towards white britons these thatit's a miracle we don't just kill ourselves and just let the globohomo take over
>>202707534evolved to illegal wanks me
>>202707534Jesus lad
>>202707181incel shopping mentioned
>>202707564'ce
>>202707512the prequels ain't real mate>>202707520ktim
>>202707473https://www.thethreedrinkers.com/magazine-content/the-uks-best-adults-only-soft-play-centres
>>202707534based
>>202707522i just been depressed my life is a joke and i have no hope of ever having a good life
>>202707534yeah you're a bit of a wrongun
>>202707576I look like this and shop like that
can this yank wetwipe stop whinging for a minute?state of him
My dad worked with Anthony Joshua when he was youngerThis was around a decade and a half ago when he was working as a cut man in amateur boxing events.He told me one story where AJ got knocked out by a right and woke up 20 minutes later… gay. He actually woke up homosexual like tried to kiss the medical professionals and started going on about Beyoncé and how hung David beckham is.My dad says he got put in an ambulance and he never seen him again.
>>202707556mate the fact of the matter is, every penny of taxpayer money that isn't going to housing refugees is a penny wastedthese people have suffered unimaginable horrors in their home country and the least we can do is give them free housing, free electricity, free food, free clothing and a monthly stipend of free money. It's a bloody disgrace that we're not doing more so it is
how do US shirt sizes compare to ourswill a US medium by a large here?
>>202707583prequels are great, its the sequels and avalanche of disney content that you need to watch out for
>>202707641sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
>>202707621
>>202707592same, living on a mates sofa, lost my job, can't afford to live alone if I do get another job, nuke me
rorke bruh you weird as hell
>>202707576frankly absurd number of melona
stupid bint shouldnt evening have had NTL in the first place. just take your kid to the library and rent books and films for free if you can't afford sky fucking retard
>>202707641inhousedfedwanked
>>202707621my dad worked as a cunt man and saw your mum a lot. we could be long lost brothers
Crazy how they got away with this thinly veiled stereotyping
>>202707658erm mate just because you have different beliefs doesn't make mine any less valid
might try on blackfacequite like the idea of getting wanked, housed, and paid
>>202707646>prequels are great
>>202707576is that rod steiger?
>>202707687Lucas is a jew why would he make his people ugly?
thingken of the gfplaying the proverbial mind games with herwant her to text me
Robust
bring them homeNOW
>>202707734not thingken of the gfkeeping her out of the proverbial mind gamesdon't want her to text me
pilfering the bfs aerse
>>202707744and based
>>202707747Had a hostage roll for lunch
Genuinely upset at how shit my life keeps getting and at this point I think it's just bad luck and not my fault.From big things like randomly getting ball cancer and having to have a testicle removed or being made redundant from every job I liked due to them closing, to little things like stepping in dog shit or dropping something and it landing in exactly the right position for it to break something.God is playing cruel tricks on me.
>>202707725Watto literally wears a kippah you cannot tell me he wasn't supposed to be jewish
>>202707758much to consider...
>>202707723no, it's from some norwegian film (can't remember what it's called)
>>202707775you EVIL PALESTINIAN ANIMAL
found a cool shirt for £23 on etsy but delivery and service adds an extra £37 on topabsolute state of that
Thinking about the time SSM went to a job interview at co-op in swim shorts
>>202707789lucas said he was arab
>>202707828sacked tranny!
>>202707789George just thought it was a funny space hate he's very simplistic
>>202707663I got laid off because the company was closing the location i was working at and they wouldn't let me transfer now i am trying to find a job but no one will give me the time of day
>>202707780reckon we're like twins in the arnold schwazzernigger movieI keep getting good luck despite my circumstances and behaviour
>>202707780get right with God then
>>202707828vile man
>>202707828What an alpha, you wouldn't dare would you you little worm
wish i cared about buying cool shirts
>>202707823yank free trade agreement can't come soon enough
>>202707814weird people, scandinavians
>>202707780sorry matei'll do a little prayer for you
fucking HELL my ARSEHOLE has just gone all POOEY yet again
on the cans and the psytranceoh yes its degenerate
so this is it.. the last /brit/..
>>202707901I hope so
>>202707901you one of them something happeners then? keep seeing posts like this and yet here we are, in /brit/
jeer we are then>>202707953>>202707953
am I really gonna drag myself out in this shit weather for a run instead of fucking it off and waddling over to the local for a pint instead?odds - runevens - pub0 - first reply decides
>>202707980pub innit
stephen king's a pedo . he gets away with it because he was on coke but isn't that also the ian watkins alibi
Eating curry sitting down
