How is Germany like and what do I expect once there
Do you speak the language?
>>202732557jebem ti mater
>>202732665Im learning but Im not fluent unfortunately
>>202732665All Germans know English anyway
>>202732689KÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄKno
brown people
>>202732678Mean>>202732714How much brownness will it beIs it like the memes where its all brown or its just a small percentage in reality
>>202732706I was in Mecklenburg vorpommern and most people knew English
>>202732755>How much brownness will it beDepends on where you are, in the eastern parts and suburbs not so much but go downtown in any large city and it's browned
>>202734443And stay away from train stations
>>202733484Maybe like "hello I have hunger" English, but 90% of people here can't hold a fluent conversation with an EFL.
>>202732665The jewish tranny STILL didn't manage to learn German while the dumbest Balkan monkey manages to do so.He is even supposedly a "German".
>>202734616Who
>>202734487Yeah they weren't fluent but you could still hold a conversation with most of them
>>202734739>WhoYou're a disgusting animetard that talks in a specific way, you larp as a Danube Schwabian while being mostly jewish and Hungarian, you didn't manage to learn German for years, while the dumbest monkey can do it, you're 20cm shorter than the average local, extremely non-confrontatial and have to vent here on the internet.Did I miss something?
>>202734847I think you got the wrong person
>>202734874Maybe.
>>2027325570. Full of old people. 1. Extremely high taxes.2. Some parts are rich, but other parts are also poor, ugly and dirty.3. Germans are overall quite boring normies with social anxiety.4. There's loads of foreigners who live in their own bubbles. I have never been bothered by any of them, except for them turning up their noses at the smell of beer or pork.5. The national railway is falling apart.6. Industry is closing shop and moving abroad.7. Economy is in recession.8. There's a housing crisis everywhere worth living, making it really hard to find even a very modest place.9. The salaries are quite low compared to the living costs and the taxes.10. Healthcare is divided into two systems: for the rich and for the poor. The system for the poor only works if you're a pensioner.11. Everything costs money and is very expensive. For example, public libraries cost money. Public toilets cost money.Overall not a country for winners. It's the kind of country where you want to be if you want to lead a comfy life without ambition. But there's a scarcity of good opportunities for people with talent.
>>202735111Considering my plan really is to finish uni then get the citizenship then move to the US, I think I could survive Public libraries costing money is the only shocking thing here ngl
>>202735111>The salaries are quite low compared to the living costs and the taxes.You have 2-3 times higher salaries with more or less the same cost of living, it can't be that bad.>10. Healthcare is divided into two systems: for the rich and for the poor. The system for the poor only works if you're a pensioner.Interesting, how does that work? Is it some law loophole? In Poland rich people usually get better treatment because they are friends with the doctor.>public libraries cost moneyWTF
>>202735307That's also was my plan. Moving to the US is proving challenging, lol. If you have money, it's worth it to pay to the a masters in the US directly.
>>202735411I do have money luckily but american citizenship acquisition is pointlessly hard so in the meantime I have to get the German EU one
>>202735387>You have 2-3 times higher salaries with more or less the same cost of living, it can't be that bad.Senior SWEs make more money in Poland than Germany.>Interesting, how does that work?The poorfag system gives a limited budget to each healthcare provider. Once they use up their budget they have no incentive to serve more patients, so they just tell you to fuck off. And guess what? They are always full. The richfag system, you pay out of pocket and the insurance reimburses you, so they always serve you if you're part of that system.Funny thing, the government employees are part of the richfag system for some bizarre reason.
>>202735479If you do a masters in the US on an F-1 VISA you have 3 years to get an H1-B and from there permanent residency (green card).
>>202735597Im looking for a citizenship not residency in the long run and its easier to stay in America with an EU than Serbian one
>>202732557be my bf
>>202734487>90% of people here can't hold a fluent conversation with an EFL.i can't hold a conversation in either polish or english >>202732679then get the fuck out unless you're a tourist
>>202735736Isnt that gay though >>202736107You cant make me leave faggot
>>202735701Stay out of my country you balkanoid subhuman
>>202736385Im not bound to any country, the only thing I care about is a better future and quality of life for myself you wallhopper
>>202736421They won't let you in, you're bound to your passport.
What do you plan on doing here? It's probably not as good as you expect. But workers are needed so yeah, come
>>202736336it's only gay if the balls touch
>>202732557My wife Firefly
>>202732557Expect serbs lmao i went there for a year didint get to use german once
>>202736336It's not gay if you start HRT.
>>202735411just move
>>202738795>>202740598Guh
>>202742925guh?
>>202732557Are you the guy that makes threads about german girls?
>>202733484i know some people here, who have never learned english in school, for some reasons they learned latin instead of english.
>>202744274Guh!>>202744792No I mainly scroll than post
>>202732557Why is germany the promised land all thirdies dream of?
>>202745006I don't guht it
Erp threadObserve but do not touch
>>202745327The Reich calls...
>>202732557it's nice just like YOU
>>202736336>You cant make me leave faggotoh yeah?
>>202742925>>202745006I feel like you really want to start HRT and be some /int/ilectual's fuckdoll.
>>202745894Well lets guht say, guh!>>202745327Because it gets drilled into our heads as kids that its a good rich western advanced country ig>>202746663Yeah yeah>>202746670>American>HRTReally
>>202732557Railways suck assHigh taxesPeople are quite autisticbyzantine bureaucracy and lack of digitalizationOverall not bad though, at least in my humble opinion.
>>202747154Im autistic and even serbia lscks digitalization so its nothing different
>>202748580Whever we digitalize you niggas bitch that it isint good enough.
>>202748942Yea because never enough
>>202747081
>>202752457Thats too sudden guh
>>202752812you prefer taking it slow?
>>202753116I need to get to know someone first
>>202753116>>202752812Just share discords already you massive gaylords
>>202753207and what does that include?
>>202753300Idk like getting to know each other and stuff
>>202753634yes but how
>>202753668Hm idk guh
>>202755146guhhh you're not making this easy
>>202753634>>202753668>>202755146>>202755355Joachim von Ribbentrop tries to convince Yugoslavian prime minister to join Axis powers, 1941
>>202755621good one
>>202755621Keeeeeek>>202755355Guh where do you live
>>202755833Well Germany obviously Why do you want to come here?
>>202756074Studies and citizenship in all honesty
>>202756250And then leave like everyone else?
>>202756650Well guh unless it becomes a much better reason to stay, I got ambitions and life plans and they will take me all around the world
>>202756794wowie we got Mr. Worldwide over herewhat are those plans?
>>202756857It depends on just how my time in Germany goes ngl
>>202756974Well then guh'd luck with your time in Germany!! I hope it goes well
>>202757078Thank anonIts guhnna be good times I hope
You instantly get your own german girlfriend at the airport
I swear that these anime posters have more autism than a group of Sonic fans.
>>202732755there's a meme. it's true.germans work all day.browns roam the streets all day.you will meet germans mostly at places of work/study.
>>202757824yes, and?
>>202758372Can you two just please fuck already. You're my OTP.
>>202758618OTP?
>>202758761One Time Pin
>>202758817I don't get it.
>>202757488He is not after a girlfriend.
>>202758761One true pair. You're my ship. I want to see you two kiss more than any other.
>>202759326I'm afraid your wish won't come true Ameribro, he doesn't seem to like me
>>202759408Maybe if we got to know eachother more
>>202759593how about we do that over a glass of wine
>>202759768You make an enticing offer
>>202759889I'll warn you though, I haven't touched alcohol in the past two years so I'll get fucked up quick
>>202759959So tell me more about yourself
>>202760268Jel ti vako pricas i sa pickama?
>>202760663a?
>>202760268Well mister, what would you like to know? I am not good with introductions
>>202760798Lets start with the basicsAppearance and personality and whatnot
>>202760973Sorry but the stage fright is hitting nowI apologise and hope you find what you're looking for
>>202761409I wasnt really looking for a relationship anyway but you kissed me first
>>202760738Do you talk like this with pyxdnussies(females)?
>>202761487*pussies, my bad.
>>202761479uh huh
>>202761487>>202761527I dont, this was a serious question thread turned into some silly stuff so its whatever I dont really look for sex anyway which is probably what youre aiming at with the question >>202761594Guh
>>202761643guhh
