BEST FRIENDS edish
Toillass pronounces 'arsehole' like 'a-soul'
>>202740463the lads as it were
>>>/hm/2647516
>>202740486cackling
>>202740397see>>202740470
>looks like someone punched a hole in a ham sandwichwailing at this
>>202740546fuck off 190
>>202740554Thanks, had that brad in the bag since our french lass was around
*quietly floats into thread*
had a nightmare
>>202740580we just call it a mare in the uk
>>202740550so your response is just a textbook strawman then. Wasn't worth posting twice
just say you hate asian people diego
>>202740580about what
Great now Diego will pretend he has me filtered and won't answer my questions all day
>>202740434Lmao he actually got done by the reflection.
>>202740580what was it about lad
mallardlad are you still about? I'm thinking about visiting York myself early next year, any recommendations for things to see/do besides the museum? I'm also interested in recs for places to eat and stay
diego hates asian men because they are taller and have bigger dicks than him
*enters /brit/*
>>202740622>>202740635don't remember now, i think it has something to do with my neighbours being serial killers, all i know is that i woke up scared
>>202740642>>202740614?????
>>202740635I was 30 and posting on /brit/
>>202740612so you have no response then? I’ll accept your concession here
gonna write /brit/ on my willy and post a pic of it out and erect in front of hallgrimskirkja to own the haters
>>202740651oh shit his head come off
>>202740580Same. I dreamt that I uploaded a picture of myself from the time I went to York railway museum and didn't blur out my face, everyone on /brit/ laughed at me
>>202740577
>>202740660response to what? Your meaningless strawman? No, because there's nothing to respond to
I can't be seen in a place like this anymore
>>202740660…I forgot to say, reply if mad
>>202740695
>>202740656I had a dream a few days ago where I was being hunted down by some cunt with a gun. Felt like a Jew afterwards
so this is rorke
>>202740695kekkk
>>202740695LOL
Sometimes drunk upload pics from my phone that are right alongside photos of me and people I know, could easily go wrong, mad really
>>202740695screaming
this lady from the penguin show is cute
>>202740695not funny in the slightest
>>202740698Mad. How red is your face right now?
and i thought mallard was a type of train
>>202740759that is ted mosbys missus (RIP)
>>202740695HOWLING
>>202740759fans of black mirror may recognise her
>>202740724it's over for rorkepic related
AHAHAHAHAH TIME TO SPAM THE SAME IMAGES OF TV SHOW HOST BARDLEY WALSH AGAINLOOOOOOOOOOLXDEPIC FOR THE WINWE'VE ONLY DONE IT IN EVERY THREAD FOR THE LAST 10 YEARSLOOOOOOOOOL!!! SO FUNNEH !! Xd
>>202740695this makes tolerating all of /brit/s normal bullshit worth it
>>202740766
>this makes tolerating all of /brit/s normal bullshit worth it
>>202740811he did you mallardmong
>>202740811toby
>>202740811
I’m 50 years old Japanese man. I eat alone because I don’t want to show my poor lunch at my office
>>202740809there is no fucking way this is real
>>202740851spaedo!
>>202740811mallard frothing
include me in the reddit screencap brosEDIT: omg, I couldn't have predicted this response, thank you so much!!!
>>202740695I don't get it tbqh
>still going on about ityeah, that’s a reflection, that’s how surfaces work. he probably checked it before posting, I don’t think he was that clueless and he probably didn’t think it was that bad so I posted it anyway
Someone ask Diego what he thinks is so important about Kripke's work Also Saul Kripke has a very funny voice
>>202740747I do this as well, usually just a picture of my hand while outside having a fagI'll wake up the next morning and there will be these random new photos I don't remember takingmiracle I haven't accidentally doxxed myself
>>202740916
>>202740796never heard of him
Eat more fish
The reality is lads that the vagina is not that aesthetically pleasing to begin with, unless she has a full-on "innie" like Belle Delphine.
beautiful picture of diego and his missus
mousey dusky big eyed jewish looking women with dark hair
>>202740955I would like to but due to my local shops only stocking fresh prawns or breaded cod I don't have a lot of options
>>202740982Don't get this, I love all pussy, preferably hairy but tidy
>>202740983>if only i were 6'3 instead of 5'3 i coudl have been a shaggerso close but so far
>>202740983he was crying earlier that he gets mugged in london all the time because he's an unintimidating manlet
>>202740983what did he have that diego doesnt
>>202740916Did you miss the last two threads?
m'lard
Toil cancelled todayStill getting paid
>>202741011thoughts on rodney dangerfield?
>>202741020his cock was the size of diego
>>202741011He was also an intelligent, sensitive, accomplished painter, unlike you.
Haha reflective surface on a train was everything to you people. For me, it was a Friday afternoon. You're a pit stop. A rock to kick while I go somewhere that actually matters. You've served your purpose. Now get out of my way.
@202740920kripke's voice is probably the worst voice i've ever heard (not quoting you so diego can see this post x)
>>202741050bad lad
>>202741029under what circumstance would they cancel toil and still pay you
>>202741020An inviting and warm personality Wasn’t bent Had some form of passionLived a life worth living
>>202741079how so?
RIP Maggie SmithEvery actor who wasn’t a child in Harry Potter is now dead.
watching a Lex Fridman 'cast
>>202741064good post
There are countries with low government corruption and others with high government corruption.If only there were some way to "outsource" government. Denmark offering its institutions to South Sudan, without taking away Sudanese sovereignty.
>>202741075He sounds like that deliberately annoying Jewish comedian that I can't remember the name of Tried to listen to a lecture series of his and it was intolerable, I simply couldn't pay attention to what he was saying which was unfortunate because he's a brilliant philosopher
>>202741105MAGGIE'S IN A BOX
>>202741050gets no respect
whiteboys eating blood omds
>>202741029WAHEEY HAVE THE CANS, lad>>202741095I used to have it if the weather was too bad too travel before the coughing of 2019
>you only just learnt that it's not parting shot but parthian shotNGMI
more upset about Peter Greenaway dying todaydon't really give a fuck about Maggie Smith
>>202741066>accomplished paintershow me one good painting by him
>>202741008>preferably hairyMan I don't get that. If she has hair, you can't eat the pussy. How can you eat the pussy if she has hair?
>>202741138https://youtu.be/zECULHZ7eh8
>>202741149would expect that in Ireland but not in america
>>202741023yes, I've been watching 'The First Purge' with my mum
>>202741095toil (his dad) called him (from downstairs) and told him he couldn't be fucked today but would still get some money for sweets
Not a fan of jewish philosophy desu
>>202741169>more upset about Peter Greenaway dying todayWHAT!?!
Could it be…chud-sama…
Me trying to be normal at "work drinks"
dont know how to make my program better its an ai that plays a social deduction game only has an 0.3 winrateheard about monte carlo trees but idk where to implement them
>>202741173Ask Jeeves broken?
>>202741008Why do people want hair on a vaginaDo you want hair on the tits as well? The bum?
>>202741228do you think he mogs diego?
>look up London on twitter>first thing which appears
>>202741241I've searched and it's literally all shite
>>202741095Hurricane
i like hairy and shaved vaginas. its not a binary choice you autistic FREAKS
>>202741265yes obviously
>>202741224oh nvm looks like he's still alive. i realise i literally dreamt that he died last night
>>202741270Okay
Normies view society as a primary school classroom and the government as the teacher
>>202740770how so?
>>202741268bros telling on himself
what's the most quintessentially "catberg" breed of cats? for me it's the british blue
>>202741281...retard
waheeyy
fucking hate vaginas
need an asian crypto fascist gf
>>202741268sure you did mate yeah
Netanyahu is givigf his speechHe claims he's fighting against Tyrants
>attention seeking with AIslop now Give it a rest man
doing the gay arse rape dance
>>202741270his work has influenced many artists today while you're googling his work and dismissing it as shite from your smelly smeggy room
>Normies view society as a primary school classroom and the government as the teacher
>>202741346can you show me
>>202741309THIS is a cat
>>202741107It's over for rorke
btw is taoism compatible with light fascism ?
>>202741309very handsome cat there
>>202741268Does she actually take black cock or is it a larp?
>>202741372yep look up my tiktok gayarseraper
get your fucking willy out for the ira
The west has risen
>>202741309ol moggybreeds are a bit fancy when a mog is perfectly lovely
>>202741313bet i'm more intelligent than you
Curious how this anonymous poster is bent out of shape about me simply stating a fact about a famous painter
searching for london on twitter
>>202741309just moggies
>>202741374i think in order to be truly "catberg"-tier, they have to be fat
>>202741364>>202741359Name a single good artist that was influenced by him
got 3 projects due in the same week then exams immediately after just nuke my chungus incel life
But if we're talking about an ultimate "catberg"...
Nappynonce is posting cuck porn again
RIP Downtown Abby
>>202741454shouldn't be on 4chan then should you
>>202741426i can tell the difference between dreams and reality so i doubt it
R Benjamin just mentioned the 'caust
>>202741442sir francis pooington
LAAAADDDSS20°37'37.5"S166°18'18.7"E
The railways have fallen... Billions must travel by car
>>202741473im doing good staying off it for the most part, and to be frank it feels wonderful
>>202741485when we flying there lad?
>>202741473Should any of us?
>>202741472from the thumbnail I thought this was one of those czech pornos where the girls get tied up halfway through a giant gloryhole and then fucked by a train of men they can't see
do you reckon birds take off with their wings alone or they have to get a jumping start
>>202741485epic
>>202741485the fabled Pen Island
ALT 25 U/Lwine time!
4chan's 21st birthday next Tuesday
>>202741192>>202741250only need to lick the clit, hair doesn't grow there
>>202741517nah its a bird
What risk do newborn babies have of getting stds that justifies mutilating their penises?
saw a pic of a vagina earlier that gave me a boner
Learning how to become an aeroplane pilot on youtube
The clash between oppressors and oppressed is the clash between machines and bodies, the clash between life and commodification of life.
>>202741442stop pretending you know about art rorke
Why aren't you at work?
>>202741532Doesn't answer the question
>>202741485mogs me
Kind of wanted to go to toil today tooWas a hush house day
>>202741585natural is hot
catberg is tabby
>>202741577Dunno lolBoss berg was hammering my phone earlier
>>202741442i have canadia filtered, what artist are you referring to
Lads, cans later, yeah?
>>202741531Should be good, should be good. Might be a wash out - I hope not.
>>202741595is that the LHC or the death star?
>>202741618Diego Rivera
>>202741595imagine dangling your bollocks in front of that
People be like>Aaaah planes are so hard to fly!Planes in reality>Increase power and pull up to take off>Stay level to keep in the air>Decrease power and keep level to landWow that was hard
The clash between my cock and your arse is the clash between gigachads and betas, the clash between spaff and commodification of spaff.
might go to sea in a sieve
>>202741642That’s a hush houseI work in the hush house
recently discovered apricot preserve and can’t stop eating it out of the jar with a spoon, peng
>>202741595need this pointed square at my bollocks
>>202741475done me there tbfi probably mistake dreams for reality more often than most but i think that's because i have incredibly vivid dreams
>>202741665facts bro and they mostly go in a straight line the entire time
>>202741577had the entire week offdone fuck all of course
>>202741665Feel like I'd just go mental and GO WE GAAN
>>202741605Yeah guys hate it when women wear makeup and use beauty products
>>202741674InterestingRAF?
>>202741692>done me there tbftypical Deegs hater moment!
>>202741692xx
>>202741713>us flag>raf
I'm racist af but I'm always dreaming about black women. Not the middling, coffee-coloured mulattoes that abound in America and the Caribbean, but proper jet-black Negresses from the furthest reaches of the Dark Continent.So fucking hot knowing this woman was impregnated by a thick pink cock
>>202741713blind mong
can anyone recommend really good cookbooks?mostly into french, japanese, and chinese cuisine
>>202741692based vivid dreamer
>>202741713USN
adding woman’s teams to football manager
>>202741731>>202741739>He thinks the RAF don't fly out to America
>>202741630yes m9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZWI1qXz8wQ
>>202741752a fallen brother
>>202741742cookbooks are shit. you dont want recipes or techniques from just one person. pick a dish and do your own research using google and youtube. learn from multiple people and then create your own adaptations.
got raped 6 years ago outside a club in southamptonhe was a black man
>>202741734shut the fuck up
tiny little slots
cor
>>202741734>So fucking hot knowing this woman was impregnated by a thick pink cockDo you have a source for that?
Mr bean. Sex
>>202741770what are the chances of an raf man on duty in america posting hangars to brit and what are the chances you’re a mong and read the flags wrong
Netanyahu just publicly executed a Palestinian in front of the UN
>>202741710I do tbf
>>202741713Did you notice his flag?
me against my arse. me and my arse against my cock. me, my arse and my cock against the world.
>>202741792jesters?
>>202741742phiadon are good have the chinky one from them
>>202741836Sigur Ros's lyrics translated
>>202741851yeah lol
>>202741770Yeh I’ve seen some Brits here and many other peopleIf you want to see Aussies you just gotta go to the Starbucks on base which is weird because Aussies always talk about how they hate Starbucks and yet they all hang out there
>>202741822You're such a freak
just done the ol' walk past couples and feel incel sad it seems almost impossible to strike up a conversation with a stranger
>>202741859KEK dunim
>>202741762are they? can you shag your players?
Put your name on
crawling to the end of the month with no food and no money despite working full time 40 hours a week. meanwhile prostitutes on onlyfans and drug dealers are choosing their new ferrari. fuck this shit im turning to a life of crime and robbing people for now on
>>202741836i always knew you secretly had a cock bjork
>>202741867based
>>202741875it's piss easy to have a conversation with a starngerwhat's difficult is to turn it into something not transitorything is even exchanging numbers with a random/trying to organise is a tell on your own lacking options
>>202741734thought they were the whites of her eyes with no pupils at first. petrifying.
>>202741742Jacques Pepin's La Technique is a good all-around book for French cooking and recipes.
What is Diego yappin about now lmao
>>202741892https://youtu.be/GA33jg96rNg?feature=shared&t=90
>>202741937kek I was literally going to post the same thing
Get in ready in about half an hour team. I;m going to make an "it friday" post
>>202741966lmao really? thats mental!
>>202741896i just made up that whole story lol
>>202741888sounds like you ought to turn to the world of prostitution
>>202741981fuck off tilde you vile groomer
Just struck midnight*Yawn*Bit tiredTime for beddy byes...Good night
Why haven’t you joined the army reserve?
Seems impossible to find trainers that look okay when wearing my barbour
>>202741986still seething mallard?
>>202742019get my bum sex elsewhere
Netty has went a bit wild
>>202742018its friday lad the nights juts beginning
>>202742039?
mong on here with this fantasy roster namefags shut it you little freak lmao
>>202742008im not the beautiful and talented Employed Woman
the practical scientist does the business; but the philosopher keeps the booksdiscuss
>has me filtered>can see all the posts replying to me Why are you lying
>>202741892say that to bjork's actual face and watch what happens https://youtu.be/56iSUBe700A
Everybody walked out from his speech
>>202742073put that cunt in a camp
>>202741853>>202741942cheers lads will ckeck outdefinitely will look into la technique. merci !
>>202741813yes lad I do
>>202742073pipe down mallard
>>202742074drinking early are we you fat nonce
>>202742076shut it
>>202742108roarri g
>>202742077alri tom?
>>202742073>>202742097stop wasting taxpayer money on train tours
>>202742076Who ordered the fuckin yappucino
>>202742098If you want American Chinese food recipes, Mission Chinese Food is a good cookbook for it despite the chef being an extreme NYC hipster dickhead
>pipe down mallard
trans women will never be men
shall be drinking heavily with the lads tomorrow night so it's water for me this eve
Going to take it as Diego lying about reading Kripke since he's ignoring my question
what kind of pathetic gooner actually subscribes to onlyfans. bet we have some specimens in here
>>202742199sounds fun, but don't call me Eve
>>202742199Me too, mate.
>>202742093I'm glad there are some sane people left, I'm checked out obviously
>>202742209I'd only subscribe to a relative
Only eaten 900 calories so far today
>>202742093Who?
>>202742252Need your bizarre brain examined.
>>202742252This but unironicallyGot some hot fuckin cousins
>>202742209I did to someone I personally know
>>202742268eaten 5,000 and drank another 3,000
>>202742252same my sister
got all the towels and bathmats in the wash. i hope you wash your regularly
>>202742284is that not just incredibly bleak?
>>202742303>drank another 3,000what
Finding my sister in laws onlyfans (if she has one) would be like finding the holy grail
>>202742294>>202742294>>202742294
>>202742314So's VPNing on /brit/
>>202742315coke, beer, whiskey and vodka
>>202742314paying a couple quid to see a bird I knows tits and fanny? no not really
>>202742345sort your grim life out
>>202742199blog on you insufferably boring bastared
>>202742268saving it for cans
>>202742391you blog on!
>>202741028Good post
>>202742448legend
I have just been informed that I have to do a mandatory therapy session for work
