CANS LOVELY FUCKING LAD edish
Work's done for the week I reckon, might pop into the home office to waggle the mouse every half hour or so but apart from that it's the weekend
>>202742284did you shag her?
>>202742372Reminds me of one of the HRSadhbhs at the toilShe actually advised on what jiggler to get online to stop teams showing you as away
might sniff some ket
>>202742399she has a bf but he must be a cuck
>>202742416so what's stopping you
>>202742372>home officetarq
>>202742416says the porn addicted wanking to her on OF
>>202742437mikey on a mad one
any hard piping black brothas in?
Always gotta ruin everything don’t they
>>202742502
You lads ever read Protect and Survive? Very interesting. https://www.alternatehistory.com/wiki/doku.php?id=timelines:protect_and_survive
>>202742533why are Americans so pro-IRA? come to think of it, how come more than half of 'Irish Americans' are protestant and why do none of them speak Gaelic?
I mean was he wrong though
might go east grinstead
clearly a bunch of uni kids in here this afternoon. deeply unfunny thread, ill be back when the real OGs are back from toil later. you fat freaks enjoy weird passive aggressive woman tier "banter", like one of those twisted misunderstandings of actual masculinity, like those soy beard burger bars that keep popping up
>>202742575Irish Americans (the actual ones in New England) are CatholicAlso the guy in the suit was Irish
>>202742591looks like harvey winesteen
mousenonce going absolutely mental in /cum/ right now
>>202742577Wonder when the cromwell shake is coming
>clearly a bunch of uni kids in here this afternoon. deeply unfunny thread, ill be back when the real OGs are back from toil later. you fat freaks enjoy weird passive aggressive woman tier "banter", like one of those twisted misunderstandings of actual masculinity, like those soy beard burger bars that keep popping up
>>202742622
Have you reserved a puppy yet?
>gets condemned twice by over 170 nations>claims it's because of "antisemitism"The Jewish kingdom is completely collapsingIt won't survive another year
>>202742610sure, but Americans idolise themand the bostonians and new yoikers might be catholic but that still doesn't explain why over half of 'Irish Americans' are protestantsnor why no gaelic-speaking population exists, unlike in Canada with its Scotchmen
will the last person to leave britain please shag me up the arse.
got a sweat on after a 180g bag of takis fuego
!!!HAVING A FUCKING WAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!
>>202742690Most “irish americans” are a mix of ulster Scot and English anyway
>>202741128>philosopher"Philosophy is dead. Philosophers have not kept up with modern developments in science, particularly physics. Scientists have become the bearers of the torch of discovery in our quest for knowledge."- Stephen Hawkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdLdA8E1Oa0&t=73And yes, Hawking is now dead, but he was still right.
>>202742687You and I both know thats never going to happen.
It friday dee lads!!!Let's have a few bockles and stay out of the bookies. Oh its gonna be a lush weekend. AND I MEAN LUSH
the practical scientist does the business; but the philosopher keeps the booksdiscuss
US support for israel will collapse and they’ll be invaded by Arabs, they’ll then use the Samson Option and send its 200 nukes to world capitals, killing hundreds of millions. Then after that there will be a genuine global holocaust of all Jews
>>202742783fuck off dieghoul
>>202742687>>202742745Even our state news is running stories about "double standards" for Israel It's over
>>202742744Extremely retarded opinion. Most sixth-formers could easily explain to you the importance Philosophy has to life.
mental how I consistently make horrible decisions
>>202742744BRICK
>>202742792?
>air friar
>>202742783I'm likely the only actual scientist here Answer my question about Kripke and then I'll discuss your hypothetical >>202742744You're a retard
screaming
>>202742824its a mentally ill paki who has a fantasy roster of brit characters in his head
No luck stopping them boats then?
>>202742861innit dead language lmfaooo may as well be some African clicking
Do you know this feel?
Raw milk got me farting up a storm
>>202742914yeah. then she gets a faint whiff of skips and asks me to leave
>>202742903>you can’t have pride in your indigenous and ancestral language!
>>202742914Being raped by an incredibly obese woman?Can't say I do
I once asked a fat ugly lass for a shag and she said yeah, but not tonight cos she was babysitting, so she said I could come over on Monday (it was saturday).I woke up Sunday morning and realised I'd have to speak to her for a couple of days in order to get the shag, so I just blocked her. Free sex and I said nah because i don't like speaking to women
>>202742864k
>>202742975looooool thick cunt Irish diaspora
>>202742977Nah just settling
Dear diary, mood? apathetic
>>202742809>>202742851Oh yeah you're smarter than the guy who was the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge for 30 years, aren't you?Jesus Christ you guys are idiots
>>202743035I am yeah
>>202742999blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>202743016don’t see what gaelige revival has to do with intelligence
>>202743028not heard that one in nearly 20 years lad
>>202743035I am actually
>>202743035>Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge for 30 yearsprobably a diversity hire wog
>>202742914the purple filter they use on all these is scarily accurate
pissing out my arse
>>202743035He has a moronic opinion of philosophy. Doesn't matter how "smart" I am relative to him, it's a fact.
>>202743013Diego why don’t you go and get laid ffs
>>202743064>>202743092>>202743116When were you the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics then?>>202743099Stephen Hawking was white
Been awake and I the thread for nearly half an hour and not one of you have told me that dame maggie smith has died. Useless the lot of you
>>202743035done those dunelm-kruger retards
>>202743035Mathematics is never going to get you a gf. I am 32 years old and I havent used maths literally since i put my pencil down in the final GCSE Maths exam in 2008. I still make 60k a year.
back on't road again
philosgoyphy
>>202743138Dame Maggie Smith has died lad x
She's dead.
>202743130Pathetic trolling
>>202743116Have to agree, you only need to read some of Hawking’s other quotes to realise what a moron he was in some respects
How do Orthodox Jews survive and get food/essentials? When they are obliged to pray and study scripture all day, and think working is vulgar and sinful.
saw someone on bumble who was trans and had a child, grim
>>202743102We’ve all been thereWe all know the feeling, the atmosphere, the regret. You never forget it
Get a load of these pecks
>>202743159>>202743171MAGGIE'S IN A BOX
>>202743206trans as in a man pretending to be a woman or the other way around?
>bro please>just another 10 billion of investment bro>bro we're so close to AI being perfect>the progress we've made bro>just 11 billion more, please bro>next big thing bro
>>202743102Room was definitely purple for one of my last single flings but at least she was hotMajor daddy issues thoughbeit
>>202742914I've never had intercourse with a woman so no
imagine if the only thing anyone remembers you for is a wall
Cracking English Folk playlist de ladshttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/00FrHeuZFTTMQE5vGxYC8E
2 YEARS IN PRISON
i dont see how STEM freaks think maths is "universal" An alien race isnt going to know what calculus is, and their numbers are probably pronounce like WOOOOOO WILOBOBONINONO BLOBLOLLOVFRTUFE
>>202743187Nobody is perfect. He was a brilliant scientist, one of the best, but had a monged out superiority complex toward philosophy which made him never seriously engage with it. Instead he just flung his shit at it from a distance in his popsci pulp.
>>202743233WELL YOU JUST KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN
>>202743254cute AI dropping its spaghetti and getting all flustered
>>202743240yeah the first one, xhe was a trans mum
>>202743268No one is going to remember me
>>202743292Proper Sheldon Cooper esque autist then
>>202743120triedmany many times
>>202743268He rebuilt the Pantheon, and BTFO the Judeans, 500,000 dead Israelites
>>202743305get him reported to the social services asap ladthat kid is 100% going to be nonced
>>202743290Do you know what calculus is?
>1,425 migrants arrived in UK on small boats over weekend, official data shows
>>202743331Premarital sex is a sin you piece of shit
>>202743175>>202743292Pathetic concession>>202743187When were you the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics then?
>>202743339no what am i gay
would love to shag a 70+ woman
>>202743343Literally an invasion.
Just pulled the flaps of my man-minge apart like velcro
>>202743343get them wanked rorke
>>202743353agree
>>202743371You are not worth entertaining
>>202743327I've heard he was even more of a dickhead than that, then he got ALS and everyone forgave him. Personally don't care much about cosmology and am more interested in other topics.
>>202743290Lad, calculus is a fucking fundemental concept of logic.It's like saying you don't get why stem freaks think that gravity is universal
yer da works the tills in tesco
>>202743284what physiognomy is that
>>202743275niceshall be subbing to this
>>202743343Gthfw
>The unmarried man is anxious about the affairs of the Lord, how to please the Lord, 33 but the married man is anxious about the affairs of the world, how to please his wife, and his interests are divided.
>>202743265what ethnicity is she
>>202743290least retarded relativist
>>202742861looks like someone that would be stung by noncecatchers
>>202743401mong screenshotting your own unfunny posts
Tomorrow at 9am I will be there in Dover ready to welcome the migrants and I will have my wanking gloves on. Anyone want to join me?
have you ever really lived if you've never been shagged up the arse?
>>202743432Half white half Filipina
>>202742914lost my ‘ginity and had a few shags with a girl larger than this at uniberg
>>202743440No thanks
>>202743469peng
>>202743469how old
>>202742745Uh no it's even part of the Jewish religion that Israel will collapse next year
>>202743440going for a gloveless approach myself
>>202743484The only consolation I feel is I lost my virginity to a cute tight bodied Chinese girl who is a cosplay slut nowThing is she’s my age so she’s 31 now she can’t keep that up for much longer
>>202743505Vegemite is just Marmite for poofters
>>202743333>JudeansJews
good afternoon fellow redditors
What the fuck do these small boat people all do? Are they seriously all split between being on benefits and being uber eats drivers?
>>202742914yes but the woman was black and i was a massive vf and my willy wouldn't get hard so she just sat there for ages playing with my tiny flacid willy and then started crying
>>202743484Grim but I had performance anxiety with my gf so it took a while before I could actually properly have sex so not one to talk.
>>202743343
>>202743540Everyone knows this
>>202743505Read that as Cheeky vegemite pizza
>>202743505hmm this would probably actually taste alright
anyone here learnt german?already know frenchdon't know if there's any point learning another european language but asian languages seem so difficult
leftypol wearing a long trenchcoat, with skin and bizzare makeup with red around the mouth that makes him look like a clown. he approaches small children playing in a park, he says "hey kids, you wanna know how i got these scars" as he pulls the coat open revealing his putrid bloody rotting neo-vagina. "well you see, my mother (male) was... a groomer...". the children scream and run away
>>202743517Fucks sake rorke
>>202743555Yeah pretty much, and organised crime or slavery.
>>202743503Think she was 21 at the timeFucked her at work
>>202743505Never had vegemite but I love marmite so I'd probably love that if it's the same.
>>202743574Agreed
>>202743555Pyramid scheme
>>202743558Are you me?My ex was very patient bless her
GET YOUR DEAD DAD WANKEDGET YOUR DEAD DAD WANKED
>202743371Argument from authority fallacy. Put up or shut up. Show me Hawking seriously engaging with philosophy and not just being a contrarian faggot.
Does the UK have a national hero? Like Joan d'Arc for France or something
Lads, I think I'm going to have to just buy a new shirt for this fucking eventI like my old shirts. I don't like how I got too fat for them now and they look terible
>>202743598wahey spaedo and wiping the image md5
rorke having a blast with the latest switch jrpg
>>202743598and you?
>>202743635Me.
toil completegardening toil completesupermarket toil completenow its just incelwalkand showertoil
>>202743555The grey market here is huge, deliveroo, working illegally in takeaways, crime ect
>>202743635Mr Bean
>>202743417Brit nobility.Generations of inbreeding and have never done any form of strenuous activity or work in its life
>>202743574You know what else tastes good? Pussy. Go get some.
>>202743635King Arthur
>>202743655I was 29
>>202743635Bomber Harris
>>202743686Vocaroo this for us
>>202743505the entire history of Australia has lead to this one crowning achievement
in my smelly bedroom doing drugs
>>202743684highk,ly doubt it tastes good
>>202743598diego's not gonna like this paritcular post
>>202743635welly
>>202743635Bernard Manning
>>202743635Yeah, me
If you don't understand Hegel by the time you're 25, it's over for you
>>202743716how would you know?
>>202743716Well I didn’t think so the first time but it grows on you
I've tried to make a number of people kill themselves over the internet, mainly foreigners I just fucking hate most people
dunno maybe i will maybe i wont
Load of leaves blew into my room
>and this... "cronem" you keep mentioning. Are they in the room with us now?
>>202743742Go on then, who are you?
>>202743763what do you mean by understand the top scholars debate among themselves what exactly everything he wrote meant
>>202743789get em wanked
>>202743763>HegelDisproven by Thomas Reid
Mad how people don't know about the antarctic ice wall or phantom islands>haha oopsie poopsie, this island that appears on several different maps through history with settlement names doesn't actually exist>just a wacky error with cartography lol>why did it have town names?>shut the fuck up schizo, it didn't exist OKAY?
>>202743763Hegel was a virgin freakFor me it’s Kierkegaard, I live life how I want, I’m a leaf in the wind
select beer from fridge where coldone for us programmers ;)
>>202743815bit weird to say someone who was before someone else disproved the person they were beforebut you do you
>>202743793I've already told ya who I am
has there ever been an actual good movie released everI’ve watched about 3 that weren’t utter dogshit
>>202743818Really makes you think. Wonder what's there.
>>202743837drop beers x
>>202743635Mallard Mong
Got half a naan from last Sundays takeaway, so I’ll have to order another curry to finish it and the half lamb biryani with, but I actually want a pizza instead. What do lads?
>>202743820>virgin freakHe raped his maid an nearly ruined his life because of that
>>202743869>last sundays takeawaywhat the actual fuck
>>202743849Speed
>>202743796I mean the spirit, true nature of the world, logic being the fundamental of metaphysics, thesis antithesis and synthesis etc. I'm sorry but if you're confused by any of these presuppositions then you should stay out of trying to crack open the shellfish. You wouldn't want this life anyway ... it chooses you
>>202743818>every map ever made was perfect and accurateErm…
>>202743849Barely any, Das Boot is a good one.
>>202743869Get a pizza. Havent you been responsible enough recently?
>>202743818Yeah almost like medieval cartographers just made stuff up to fill in empty spaces
>>202743869you're going to eat a week old naan that's been sitting in your fridge?
>>202743869it must be brick solid
Today I>had a wank>bullied feminists on twitter>bullied a serb because his dad died
>>202743839>doesn't understand retroactivityNot a surprise from a braindead spastic
>>202743763Ain’t that the exercise women do to prevent incontinence when they’re older?
>>202743869Get other half of naan delivered
reading up on hegel's faeces, antifaeces and synfaeces
>>202743921I had two wanks today, second one was a bit soft.
>Today I>had a wank>bullied feminists on twitter>bullied a serb because his dad died
>>202743902none of these are complicated on this superficial you should understand this at 16 >>202743927how can you disprove something you dont know existsilliterate retard
>>202743930Yes i'm kegelian. Did i also mention i masturbate to changes in weather
>>202743956Could be worse. I could be this prick.
>>202743635William Wallace
>medieval cartographers just made stuff up
>>202743965so you're a hegelian then?
>>202743635yung lean
>>202743965Bet you believe in dinosaurs don't you
>>202743691you should've stuck with her
>>202744010no why would I (as a christian) be a hegelian?
The anonymous creators of knitted and crocheted artwork say their displays get stolen every time "without fail".Whinfield Yarn Bombers in Darlington have had part of their autumn display of woolly decorations stolen and destroyed just days after placing them around the community, leaving them "absolutely devastated".A hedgehog mounted on a bollard has been cut from its perch and two other designs have disappeared.Jo, who joined the group in January, has been a part of three displays since but is "yet to get any of my pieces back".A group of six women make up the yarn bombers and they have been decorating the streets of Whinfield for about three years, marking Remembrance Day, Christmas, spring and autumn.But Lesley, another member, said: "Every year without fail. Every display we get one item, and sometimes two, taken."For this autumn's display, they ditched their usual plastic cable ties in favour of sturdier metal ones."They just cut the hedgehog off and left the attachment," said Lesley.The women said they are proud of what they do, but the routine vandalism takes its toll."These displays are not just decorations, they represent our passion, our time and our love for what we do," said Jo."Each time something like this happens we feel like giving up, but we carry on for the sake of the community, most of whom love and appreciate the displays."Councillors Jamie Bartch and Andy Keir, who represent Whinfield, said they have supported the yarn bombers with their "limited " community fund over the years."To see it wasted because of the destructive actions of a few is beyond frustrating," they said."It's a slap in the face to the community and all the hard work that goes into making our area a better place."Their work brings so much joy to this community."Anne, another member, says they have had "some really smashing comments from residents on how lovely they are. It's heartening"."They say 'don't give up'."
having a little browse on CDKeys
I’m in a mood lads :/
>>202743635King Alfred
>>202744044Not really theft if you're leaving it out in public like that is it.
>>202743965Look, you haven't read Thomas Reid works so your opinion on philosophy isn't really that valuable
>>202744021dont have strong feelings either way but i have no a priori reason to doubt dinosaurs what is your point
>>202744035>you should understand these by the time you're 16Hegel was 37 when he wrote Phenomenology
favourite tits in porn?
Why yes, I WOULD like you to put the hold music on speakerphone while you wait for 45 minutes, and I'm sure the rest of the office would love that too
Lets have a bare knuckle then
delivery toil today and some nasty paki had a go at me for parking near his driveway. he took at picture of my van and said he is putting in a complaint to head office to try and get me sacked. the manager wont give a shit. but the paki lives a few miles from my house and i'm going to go over there after dark. undecided if ill take a brick to throw through his window. a hammer for his car windscreen. or if i should just get some bags of dog shit from the park nearby to lob at his house or put through the letterbox.
>>202744049DON'T use CDKeysDO use gg.deals It checks all the key shops (including CDKeys) and often is far cheaper. Sometimes CDKeys is the cheapest but it is rare
>>202744044Looks like shit and also how is it not just littering/vandalism? Theives doing the Lord's work.
>>202743849chitty chitty bang bang
>>202743952My wank was so strong that my ejaculate landed right on my nipple, I was stunned
>>202744113Dolly Little
>>202744086i have not read much of him direcctly that is true but i am very familiar with reformed epistomology >>202744109what's your point? your infantile summation =/= phenomonology of spirit
>>202744113Martina Mink
>>202744022Yeah you’re telling meBut again she could be kind of crazy, she got pregnant like a month after I dumped her. That child could actually be mine come to think of it, I came inside her shortly before that
>>202744113Not porn but Milena Velba or Jana Defi
>>202744113Maggie Smith
>>202743763>touching any philospher before the age of 25 and not making up your own mind, philosphy, and interpretation of life without your view being tainted by the thoughts of other dorks ngmi
Someobe ask Diego what's so important about Kripke
>common sense philosophysomething you'd expect someone to come out with a pub. that fucking alkie 40 year old loner. hard to believe he was taken seriously
>>202744113Legs and bum man meself
>uk>national heroN/A since the UK isn't a nation
Might message the onlyfans twink asking if he can do more arse themed videos.
Abolish council tax and replace it with... nothing.
Reading Fifty Shades of Brown
>>202744087my point is your a gay mong
need to go tescos. going to have to get changed into my suit
>>202744239uve been done
>>202744229Abolish everything and replace it with nothing....
>>202744194>hard to believe he was taken seriouslyConsidering he predicted the greatest development in mathematics since euclid I believe he may have been intelligent
>>202744249uve been done up the bum
>>202744229Can't believe I pay £124 a month for council tax, take the piss.
>>202744113ava addams, the goat of fake tits
>>202744282fantasise on
I will often notice Diego trying to goad you into explaining highbrow topics that are totally above his level of understanding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
>>202744264Get the entire earth scrubbed clean until it's nothing but a polished, lifeless orb.
>>202744308Vocaroo this for us
>>202744113sofia rose
>>202744146did she ever contact you again
>>202744303how do you imagine that?(who is even talking about high brow topics here? mentioning muhh dialetic is not high brow, nor is name dropping reid)
Brits don’t have this
Switched to EE from sky and the wifi was great for 2 days and then suddenly it’s shit again
Not really surprising HA hasn't read Reids works since well he couldn't rely on YouTube for him
Might restore the Roman empire in eu4
>>202744044Rorke told me this doesn't happen outside London.
Diego KripkeWhy
>>202744355birds' arses? pretty sure we have those over here m8
>>202744351No but when we broke up she got her friend who we also worked with to send me death threatsHer friend was like a 5’9 blonde girl with horse teeth who acted black
>>202744217Britain is though
>>202744354So who's your favourite tranny pornstar, really?
Has Diego admitted to liking them young yet?
dtfic melty
Might restore AC Parma in Football Manager 24
>>202744355
>>202744411coudlnt name a singl eone
>>202744405Why did you dump her?
>>202744401Latinas
going to begin drinking shortly
>Other philosophers debate his philosophical contribution still to his day>Not high browhow so?
>>202744456yeah you can keep those
>>202744409Uh no it isn't there is no British language, there is no British hero and there is no British religion
any pooey bum lad in?
>>202744442That's a man
>>202744294I pay 30 a month, because of disability benefits
>>202743849>I’ve watched about 3 that weren’t utter dogshitwhich ones
>>202744449Wanted to get back with the ex whomst I also dumpedRealistically it was probably the better choice even if she isn’t as cute, more of a long term partner, she’s an engineer now and isn’t crazy
>>202744444Really? Never heard of them
birds' arses are not a myth. i've seen them.
>>202744491Nobody of that description here mate
>>202744464>fishing off a pier/waterfront at nightNo idea how people can do this, it must be spooky
>>202744515why would i have done what a bizarre question
>>202744548>>202744548>>202744548
>>202744438Vocaroo this for us
>>202744505>getting back with exesWhat's the point? If it didn't work the first time why would it work the second?
>>202742294
