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the practical scientist does the business; but the philosopher keeps the booksdiscuss
Where the fuck is the edish, wanker, lad?
Cans run complete
poo smells lmao
Still laughing at Diego for not having read the works of Reid
How do I hire the cronem to come and sexually satisfy my wife? How much do they charge?
>>202744588bore off you sad bastard can't you think of anything better to do than start arguments with other mongs on the internet even if you're sat at home
>>202744593It's right there you blind mong.
you should never get back with an ex the bridge is burntyou cannot unburn it
watching a woman take it up the shitter
>>202744623hs?>>202744643how is that an argument u illiterate scrote
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cx24n7q5rkpoActress Dame Maggie Smith, known for di Harry Potter feems and Downton Abbey, don die at di age of 89, her family announce.Smith wey be legend of British stage and screen, bin win two Oscars during her career - for The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie for 1970 and California Suite for 1979.She bin get four oda nominations, and receive eight Bafta awards.One statement from her sons, Toby Stephens and Chris Larkin say: Na wit great sadness we gatz announce di death of Dame Maggie Smith.“She bin pass away peacefully for hospital early dis morning, Friday 27th September. Intensely private pesin, she bin dey wit friends and family at di end. She leave two sons and five loving grandchildren wey dey devastated by di loss of dia extraordinary mother and grandmother."We go like to take dis opportunity to tank di wonderful staff at di Chelsea and Westminster Hospital for dia care and unstinting kindness during her final days."We tank you for all your kind messages and support and ask say make you respect our privacy at dis time."Dame Maggie career begin for theatre, but she bin gain her first Bafta nomination for di 1958 melodrama, Nowhere to Go.By 1963, dem offer am di part of Desdemona by Laurence Olivier, to star opposite im Othello, at di National Theatre, and two years later, dem make am into a feem wit di original cast, and dem nominate Smith for Oscar.
>>202744628Genuinely burst out laughing at this
>>202744628Vocaroo this for us
>>202744631absolute shagger
Should never had moved back home after uni. It’s like taking a step backwards and being trapped in some quasi manchild life and next thing you know you’re 30 and still haven’t moved out.
Home AloneHe actually hasnt even listened to a lecture on ReidHow... I can't even understand this
>>202744670Fucks sake the Potter mongs are going to be in hysterics over this
>>202744701ofc i owuldn't watch a lecture i read the texts not listen to some subpar commuincation form
super jackpot on euromillions tonight lads you've got to be in it to win it
That Friday feeling
5'10 in Central London>Taller than just about every brown>Taller than all old white people>Taller than most middle aged white people>Shorter than most young white people >Black people are a complete cointoss with some being 6'15 and some being 4'2>Would say I'm taller than 90-95% of women, black women are the tallest femoids I'd say>Any time I walk past a couple the lad is taller than me 90% of the timevgh life would so much easier if I was 6'4
>>202744670not my problemwhy are they pretending negrospeak is a real language?
>>202744661wtf happened
PSA to white folks
The dinner kebab arrived x
>>202744809Darkies sure do enjoy their dry rubs don't they
>>202744654You can build another bridge though. Thats often done in the event of the failure of the original bridge.
>>202744831looks good
>>202744831peng
>>202744809if they're giving you instructions on how to make "your own" spice blends then they're not really your own are they? you'd be better off just buying a pre-mixed spice blend then each of these items individually
>>202744831PENGPAKISCRAN
>>202744809for me it's salt and pepper
>>202744900You can use it as a base to toast and grind fresh whole spices, you plonker
>>202744831Phwoarrrrr lush tbf
>>202744831Corrr
>>202744809I already posted how to make Cajun seasoning blend kill yourself
>>202744765KTIM
like the look of that new ck3 dlc but if I get it I know I'll be sat on it all weekend and I've got shit to do
Britain is dying…
maggie smith vax status??
>>202745001To the nines, sixty boosters a day
Get tired of how you all play ck3 and hoi4 and eu4 never gets mentioned
Reckon Maggie Smith ever got blacked? She must have been knocking around during Windrush, some hot Jamaican worker must have slung his caribbean baton up her at some point, they all did it back then
ive set some rat traps in my garden. next time a rat gets itself killed in a trap its going on the pakis car windscreen.
>>202745014can't play it anymore EU5 looks so much better
next time big baz down the pub is talking about common sense i'll start talking with him about reid etc.
>>202745014I'm an EU4 ultra, pal.
>>202744939too much effort
based enoch powell
>>202745054probably. my nan told me it was pretty common to have a black FWB back then, you just kept it quiet and met up with them in secret. she had a bf from Jamaica before she met my granddad
>>202745014can't marry my daughter in that
proto gf is back from holiday tomorrowno crude crass or coarse jokes please
>>202745065but you can lad, it's called voltaires new nightmare
>>202745129did she have a good time in Nigeria then? x
>>202745172Vocaroo this for us
>>202745172but youre notyoure here with the timmies like usual x
work lappy top closed
>>202745172while you post on 4chan LOL
>>202745191>>202745223
comfy
>[Deleted]
getting tons of compliments on my fair isle jumper I got last week, surprising considering I thought that it made me look sexless
>>202744831scraaaaaaan
Stuck in the worst most horrid place on Earth (Euston Station)
>>202744765I'm 5'5"
>>202745275not a surprise at all youre the gay best friend now
Honore de ballsack
>>202745310Met Huw Edwards there once. Before the noncing, mind you
>>202745315are you a shagger?
New turntable has arrived and, forgive me for using this term, it is peng
>>202745355Yeah? In the men's loo was it?
sucking a glass of Casillero del Diablo (wine from Diego's cellar) Malbec 2023 it's very drinkable but a bit flat, definitely lacking character, and doesn't linger long on the pallet. 7 quid with the clubcard from tesco. Personally I don't care how it tastes as I drink it to get drunk
>>202744576mouthyank is an egotistical narcissist.
katy revising her jollof rice recipe for tonight
>>202745373>Casillero del Diabloah yes the come dine with me wine
can i be fucked going to the barber? honest answer no i cant. need a trim and wont have another chance till next Wednesday but im too tired today.
>>202745382Vocaroo this for us
>>202745363I have shagged, but am not an active shagger right now
>>202745372in the mens poo
Looks like the jan(wo)man is here taking care of spaino's race fetish Would offer the jan(wo)man a can if they ever wanted one
>>202745335thought it made me look meek ish or like an old man so gay best friend is fine, atleast I’m in now
>>202745405i can't im sorry
>>202745410how'd you pull that off then 27 (soon 28) y/o virge metoo insecure about height desu
>>202745373That one gets quite a bit better with even just a couple years of ageNot great freshly bottle desu
>>202745403yeah it's a bit basic but tesco didn't have anything else marked down. I'd have stretched to 8 quid if there were something else on the clubcard but it was slim pickings
Need to shave the head before I go visit the gf tomorrow - doing it about once a week now.
just want to bury my face in a womans fat arse
>>202745441>too insecure about height desu>t. 5'9"
every 6'4 lad i've known was either a freak women avoided or was dating an obese lass
>>202745484ktim but no woman would be attracted to me enough to let me do what I want even though I’m somewhat attractive, just not enough
>Casillero del DiabloDeano: The WIneUp there with 19 Crimes
>>202745444It's not unpleasant tasting but there's no legs whatsoever. As soon as I swallow the wine there is zero aftertaste, may as well have been a swig of water.
>>2027455065'10young niggas are 6'3 on average though so 5'10 is the new 5'4
>>202745511except my nubian brethren
>>202745551KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>202745484prefer big tits, me
want new joggers of decent quality with zip pockets.they dont exist
>>202745551Not true, I’m 6’2 and still taller than everyone else I knowt. zoomer
>>202745570I'm not a jogger man myself but surely Nike do decent ones?See a lot of the proles wearing them.
>>202745579you don't live in london thoughprobably some midge village
>>202745570nike tech got you sorted mate x
>>202745566based just like me who is also based
I'm 5'11 and when I was on the apps I used to lie and say I was 6'2. No woman ever noticed (and yes I went on plenty of dates)
I'm 6'2", go to the gym, full head of dark hair, and I have never had sex or touched a woman's breast or exchanged text messages with a woman or been alone in the same room with a woman just me and her.
Just Stop Oil supporters have thrown soup over two Vincent van Gogh paintings, just hours after two activists were given prison sentences.
>>202745629"sure"
>>202745606I live near Luton, so I doubt it’s that much different.
I'm a 6'4 chad and it's true that zoomettes are taller than ever. I'm shagging a lot of tall young ladies lately
Ah yes in completely sure these 2 boys were white https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cyvyjym00jpo.amp
>>202745104fucking screamingbeen trying to find this for ages now, cheers lad
do you prefer s-isomer or racemic ketamine lads?
im all fart no poo
UK "shag" culture is so revoltingWish I lived somewhere else
>>202745685>.ampFucked it
>>202745651I’m 5’10, shoulder length long golden brown hair, white, green eyes, lean, abs, gymcel, intelligent. I’ve only had one girlfriend. Never had sex. Never been alone with another woman anywhere else.
>>202745651yeh but you're a homeless autist dosser. important info you curiously omitted
any woman taller than me (5'7) is a tranny
Vincent van Gogh has thrown oil over two Just Stop Soup supporters, just hours after two activists were given prison sentences.
>>202745626based chebs appreciator
rorkes on the racemix ketamine again
>>202745722some middle class poshos are quite tall tbfwould love to ravage poppy double-barreled-surnamephwoar
>>202745570>joggersruntwear, wear something better
>>202745625Hang on, where is it?
i swear my body doesn't burn fat when i eat carbs no matter how low down i go on calories
when katy walk by with the big clapper
>>202745757they're for loungewear at home you dolt
>>202745779kek
the 'za
>>202745310Nip to the Doric arch for a pint it's super comfy and they have live train times on a board
want a husband soooo bad so we can roll around in the grass and look at bugs and then ill sit on his face for 3 hours
>>202745764he's holding the zipper
>cretins in here don’t know about pyjamas or housecoatsomdz
>>202745722this desu
>>202745768some carbs are fine but idk how u are meant to go low bf% if you're not protein focused
destroying my brain with gay porns and beers
>>202745823Probably packed at this time, don't wanna give up my seat in the waiting area
you were born too early to explore the universe
>>202745835shut up gay boy, poofs getting married is an abomination
is this accurate?
>>202745883how do you know we won't unlock biological immortality within the next few decades and some of us here could live for thousands of years?
Sticking crayons up my nose in an attempt to lower my IQ
>>20274570550 amp to your testicles
>>202745883There's no one and nowhere in the universe that's worth visiting.
anyone have experience with lenovo laptops?gonna order the new lenovo yoga 7i aura edition
>>202745935hope we don'timagine the state pension age then
put yourhandinside it, andshe'll tell you where to finditblack silk stocking black silk stocking
>>202745883I dont like leaving England, let alone the entire planet.
>>202745935we will but you won't live to see it
>>202745904Zed lapis chad here
chinese tonight lads?
>>202745950where's the red nipple
for me it's neutral evil
get the indeed.co.uk openedget the fake jobs applied toget the journal updated
>>202746018No? I'm English. Why would I turn Chinese for a night?
stupid inane IMG_4292.jpg poster
>>202746025don't give a fuck about thinkpads if that's what your talking aboutliterally virgin signals aren't they
>immortality>interstellar space travellolwill never happen
>>202745875It's never packed cause people go Euston tap or the new spoonsC'mon don't be a virgin freak
>>202744548
>>202746044couldn't even muster the energy to update my journal mejoke they ask you to do that when you could be /brit/posting
>>202746038neutral good
>>202746077Janny this is a blue board and I am at workI demand you remove this at onceEarn your wage.
mark selby in a decider on ITV 4 lads
>>202746070why not?
>>202746018
>>202746047dumb frogposter
>>202746018yeah am actually hahatwo fridays on the t(rot)
Small height is advantageous in the tropics Look at the people that live there. Guatemalans, Amazonians, Ecuadorians, Congolese, Rwandans, Tamils, Malays, FilipinosCompare to peoples closer to the poles like Northern Europeans, Siberians, Eskimos and Tierra del Fuegans.
>>202746066For me it's IMG_1142 poster (me)
>>202746044I sometimes look at job ads and get depressed seeing I've already maxed out the earnings in my line of work and all the advertised jobs in my field have lower salaries than mine.I could only get more abroad and I can't be arsed to move.
Never seen a bad post with an IMG_4292.jpg image attached
>>202746118science
>>202746118basic physics
>>202746123very goodlet's see what Gemini knows
Drinking whiskey and watching ASMR videos
back from gymtoil. looking ripped these days lads.
ever have any black teachers in school?
>>202746142>Rwandansuh Tutsis are famously lanklets and the Hutus were their slaves for centuries up until the white man showed up
>>202746235No but a few indians
>>202746235yes, a maths teacher very middle class
Make me a hinge
new academic year loomslecturetoil beckonsI hate students so much
>>202746235had a black PE teacher who very blatantly favoured the black students
>>202746235Didnt have black students either
>>202746197>offensive or illegal so fucking gay man despise the californian pencil necked gimps that made this
>>202746295blacks are more athletic
very drunk and horny last night subbed to the katies onlyfans
unda da sea
Toillass has bought new plates because her daughter doesn't like how they look when she puts pictures of her tea on Insta
my penis is comically small
counter terrorists win
>>202745433Why not
>blacks are more athletic
>>202746337mmhmm katy
Any sick of it but don't know how to make a change man in?
>>202746235I have never met a black person until I first went to the UK to do my MSc at the age of 22.
fuckign hell mark selby LOVES deciders
>>202746366there are some sick freaks on here
>>202745655is it a reqirement to have bad barnets?
>>202746337Does she post tuppence pics or is it all just bikini?
fucking get the oil just stopped right this second
well??
BLANKETY BLANK (BLANKETY BLANK)BLANKETY BLANKBLANKETY BLANK!
don't carenot arsedfuck off
>>202746449not hard is it...
>>202746441nah its a rip off no lewder than instagram
>>202746455gattoberge
might have a cheeky bev
Reading the book "Britons through negro spectacles"At the start he states negro's make up no more than 100 out of 6 million people in London
>>202746543grotty slag
Channeling Tommy Shelby when dealing with normies (scum).
>>202746543skin like an uncooked sausage
You are all mutts
F Maggie Smith.She was wonderful in downton abbey
fmaggie is not a name
>>202746555>Britons through negro spectaclesRichard Ayoade wrote an autobiography?
Judi Dench must be next
>>202746582>>202746594um
speccy negroes
>>202746464left is utterly unattrtactive to all but creeps
Hezbollah leader just got btfo
feel like watching Fellowship of the Ring even though I have seen it many, many timessuch a great film
I got soul but I'm not a soldier
>>202746577Not really sure what the tiers are
>>202746702got bored and turned it off after 40 minutes
>>202746695its a cartoon mate
mental how peaceful protesters are being thrown in jail and this servile cuck country is fine with it
>>202746700nasrallah is dead?
tired and sore. might have a little nap
>>202746800... the description you autistic tit
just turned on the CBBC channel for the first time in 15 years and it's all SHITEit's all a load of fucking DOGSHITEIt was good when I was a young brethrenAnd it's not me maturing either cause I can watch my kids tv on yt and it still lives up (jungle run, bamzooki, watch my chops, dick and dom, my parents are aliens, etc)Lot of fucking bollocks
>>202746838Tits cant be autistic
>>202746827Huge airstrike in Beirut. Maybe he avoided it but they're normally pretty good with these things
Remember the other month when everyone decided to go set their towns on fire and try to burn down hotels full of migrants and the government said "oi stop that" so everybody stopped.What was all that about? lol
>>202746858I actually had to watch some with my nephew. It was all like garbage india tier animation spiderman "kids" or something. Felt bad for him desu
>>202746700and now to iran to see their immediate response...
>The new Prime Minister of Japan is a Protestant
>>202746875Turns out everyone involved was a bit thick and once they were all prompty sent to prison that was it sorted.
Don't all post at once lads
I've eaten too many pringles and feel a bit sick
both my parents stink
*BTFOs your philosophical nonsense*
off out in a bit lads any tips on pulling?
>>202746940she's got that get that arse felt up in the clink
both my bollocks stink
>>202747046just bee yourself
>>202747021sc&o? they are deadfly>>202747024hs? how do you even btfo philosophy when you have to do philosophy to make a stance on philosophyit's like thsoe braindead feminists who use "patriarchal" tools to try and destroy the patriarchy like "logic" and "science"
>>202746931not for long as the LDP are set to lose the next election
Wew late finish at toil but we're done and now it's the weekend No booze allowed though as #GetSkinny2024 continues
YORKSHIRE! YORSHIRE!
>>202746841this is sad :(
my twink feet fucking stink
>>202747180dk how so many of you have such ugly feet
>>202747088>hs?Hawking correctly pointed out that philosophers don't understand reality very well because they don't understand modern physics. And he correctly pointed out that scientists are now the people who are on the forefront of understanding and knowledge, not philosophers.
poo there was a pure greaserwill need the poo protector towel down if i want to sit on my sofa naked or else take a shower
>>202747177just some hyenas
back on the ol' Space Marine II
*stops oil*there. was a piece of piss.
>>202746419Yes you included what does that have to do with you being able to record yourself saying one of your spam posts?
>>202747194*licks fingers and puts it on you*ooooo sizzzz you dragged him gurl
>>202747088yesssss you know it la
diego rating the attractiveness of male feet
reckon it's cans o'clock
https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/1839690408630079891
>>202747242that's not nice of you is it
>>202746577He was literally me
Toil status? Troubled. Cauldron status? Bubbled.
Need to write my shopping list tonight
>>202746931Christians are vastly overrepresented among Japanese elites due to elite Christian private schools.Christians live rent free in the heads of Japanese rightwinger loons much in the same way Jews do among Western rightwingers. They think Christians (and secret Christians) among the elites conspire among themselves against the Japanese people, and they always check the "Early life" and "Education" section looking for Christoan provate schools.There's a conspiracy theory that the Japanese Imperial family is secretly Christian and they all get baptised in secret.
>>202747276It is a simple fact, has nothing to do with being nice.
>>202747250how many we thinking big man
every day rorkes shuffling
>>202747222>WHERE THE FUCK IS MAGNUS
>>202747024blud's in a chairblud can't spealkblud's in a rizzblud's in hell looo
>>202747279love branagh so much
The results are in
>>202747276its a fact: you're the biggest freak here.
>>202746940Mad how efficient the police can be when its racism but wont even investigate burglaries
>>202747200Modern physics only describes a small portion of "reality". Ironically, by your own standards, you don't know understand anything about reality because you don't understand modern physics. So you should remain quiet on the topic altogether.
>US rapper Azealia Banks says ‘putrid’ Birmingham fish market made her ill
>>202747381me in the 6%
NUKE DROPPED ON BEIRUT IT'S HAPPENING
>>202747274>mate make sure you get the blurry pepperami in the foreground for the entire video
>>202747411kek is a shithole birmingham isn't it
>>202747411How is this bitch still in the news?When's the last time she released anything worth listening to? 2011?
Destroy anticommunists
>>202747428mad how if this video was first released today nobody would believe it and immediately assume it was ai generated
>>202747441its a fucking fish market of course it smells like fish you mong
>>202747428oh no, not Beirut!!*turns back to the anon I was talking to*
>>202747428not what nukes look likenothing ever happens btw
>>202747312>There's a conspiracy theory that the Japanese Imperial family is secretly ChristianCatholic specifically.
almost made a good post then without checking the post count
just got back from the poo market, absolutely stank of shit for some reason
>>202747428Big CoD4 energy
>>202747394What I should actually do is correctly point out morons like you.
>>202747484Phew
>>202747428As I said the other day, a modern day thermonuclear device would look nothing like this from that distance.It would be a white flash then you turn to atoms before you have any chance of registering what just happened.
>>202747474oh my days
>>202747484>almost made a good post thenthat would be a first!
>>202747484Grim little slave to the post countAll my posts are worldies
>>202747428nothingburger
The Social Networkgood movie that, good movie
>>202747505not going out shagging tonight timmy?
>>202747503You a nuclear physicist?
>>202747529Not nearly enough billionaire bashing for my tastes
guinness original and original pringleslovely
>>202747428are innocent people getting hurt in these?
BAME maggie smith
are we still hereget a move on
>>202747529Terrible film actually, about awful people.
>>202747529agreed
>>202747571>>202747571>>202747571
>>202747559no
>>202747555nah beirut is in brown land
>>202747581>>202747581
>nothing ever happens btw
>>202747494>ignores content of post >insults me Prove you "understand modern physics"
>>202747608*drops a depth charge on you*
>>202747613I'm pretty sure you insulted me first in a previous thread, so maybe you should take your own advice and shut up.
>>202747428Isnt this the warehouse explosion from like 5years ago
>>202747200>Hawking correctly pointed out that philosophers don't understand reality very well whether one can understand reality and what understanding reality is is a philosophical claim though? > because they don't understand modern physicsscientific investigation informs philosophical speculation but it is just a tool for it. someone who says "modern physics is reality" is 1. doing philosophy 2. incredibly naive>And he correctly pointed out that scientists are now the people who are on the forefront of understanding and knowledge, not philosophers.this does not seem correct philosophers by definition are always at the "forefront" as far as there can be one that doesn't mean it is accurate or maps to reality, mind
