LOVELY FUCKING CTHULHU edish
rorke mused
the distance between being and nothingness is infinite
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ry38VlsAEFY
>>202749340thats not spaino
>>202749340early & nonce
>>202751514we aint clicking that timmy x
>>202751521Didn't post it early, ladI posted it at 315some mong just fucking linked it since it was still active
>>202751456I'm not trying to get her pregnant but I just think a rubber is sufficient.
>>202749340sacked tranny!
TRUE NEW>>202751470>>202751470
>>202751556you're a cringe nonce with nothing interesting to say
>>202749340Nah EW's not that fit
>>202751556on the cask ale instead of the cans this evening if that's alright with you x
apparently steve jobs wife, now widow, pretended not to know who he was at first even though her college roommate said she had posters of him all over her dorm like a superfan
do dog owners wipe their dog's bum after they poo or does the dog just run around the house spreading poo particles
>>202751577piss off
>>202751606Canslad enjoys his cans. He doesn't see a problem with others enjoying bokkles, or cask beer
>>202751612yeah
>>202751612they normally lick it clean
>>202751617At least the image and edish fits. This one dosn't
>10 residential buildings EACH AT LEAST 10-12 STORIES HIGH have reportedly been destroyed in Beirut following the Israeli regime's brutal attacks
>>202751649i'm on gin
all nice and well but err the batons will be lubricated
need to get off /brit/ for my own sake just a bad habit at this point
hold me now, I’m 6 feet from the edge and I’m thinking 6 feet aint so far down
laksa for tea x
got one of my new pairs of trainers in the post today
In McDonald's. Crying.
simply cannot fathom posting every single day in a place where nobody likes you, everyone knows your name, likeness and place of work, then blog about everything all the time so it would be really very easy for someone to follow you aboututter ghouls these triprunts. at least ST isn't as bad as amer (I think)
>>202751691all my bad habits lead to you
>>202751696Youre an undertaker eh?
>>202751706:(
>>202751706alri burial
BABY i compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave OOOH the more i get of you thsranger it feeels YEAH
>>202751663
>>202751706what's so funny lad
>>202751706weird place to cry
>>202751759foy
>>202751759>giffuck off
>>202751667Good lad
>>202751706dont believe you
>>202751706sounds comfy
Can't sleep, the intrusive thoughts are too much
>>202751759fucking stupid yank fuck off
she was 25 years old you sick freak
>>202751759mad how yanks just ruin everything
I really can't stand my brother's wife
got a MUJI backpackreally good. durable, lots of space, inner and outer pockets, water resistant, and ethically produced. very satisfied, me
>>202751835ok
>>202751759loooool riled up the 'ncels with this one
>>202751824
>>202751835throw her through a glass table
>>202751706gave you the wrong happy meal toy?
>>202751759lol rattled them with this
>>202751835 maybe you should fuck her
>>202751850Don't advertise you fat dull dolescum cunt.
>>202751873would love to
broth through a cloth
Milf big boobed jou
>>202751835my brother's wife is lovely and he doesn't deserve her
>>202751917so unnecessarily rude
lebanese muslims murdered millions of christians during the civil warthey deserve everything they get
>>202751725*tombstones you*
never sit in the window seat on a double decker bus in case it topples overjust one of my modern survival techniques
>>202751973>millionsdoubt
>>202749305pussy
breaking news!!! turn on the tranny!!!!
>>202751995ok
>>202751882i bet you were giggling to yourself while typing this you ugly weirdo
Feeling very lost lads. Reckon if I had a lower IQ I'd be prime target for being groomed or radicalised.
>>202752011project on
>>202751973>millionsErr no
>>202752000*shifts it into drive*okay now what
>>202752018ktim
Ok I will eat it!!
>>202752018blow yourself up, mate. go on, do it
>>202751996
>>202752043this niga driving a radio
Couldnt give a fuck about anything anymore
>>202752081this
>>202752050appreciate your work
What type of women abuse their husbands?
imagine a nuclear suicide bomber
>>202751995>>202752038we got 2 wogsI repeat, 2 wogs in the thread
just went cold
>>202752081Appreciate your honesty
>>202752050fat hand
>>202752050I can't believe it's not marmeese
haven't shat since tuesday
>>202752106fit ones>>202752081blog on you insufferably boring bastard
SeasideMARK is out with his girlfriend having a few bockles. What are you doing with your life?
>>202752107ok
never been one for rorke writers me but have to admit this pentti linkola finn is on point about most things
rubber dinghy rapids bro
in the decade or so that i've been posting here i reckon i've made about a dozen successful and genuinely funny posts
>>202752107hated those cunts in fallout 4
>>202752122lebanese christians are wogs, no?
>>202752144toil
i dont understand how theres no fucking bridge or tunnel between Ireland and UK yetboggles my mind
>>202752144Not spamming about some fat alky loser Go and hang yourself you pointless incel cunt
>>202752144writing software
Have knocked off several IQ points over the past year or so I reckon with obscene amounts of drinking and taking drugs
>>202752144watching a flim
>>202752152howling, not heard that in years
do you reckon it's possible to hurt diego's feelings? i'd like us to try
>>202752140that was same for me and ive just shat and my arseholes in tatters go now 'fore it gets worse
>>202752144yeah he mogs everyone here>>202752203lol no it is not possible for a random stranger on brit to hurt my feelings lol
>>202752204don't need toif necessary i'll consume copious amounts of cappuccinos to induce diarrhoea
>>202752216Mad to see you licking that fatso's arse hole
>>202752177sent that freak to the moon
>>202751973https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_and_Shatila_massacre
>my step brother is pissy because I said his mom is a whore>Said the only reason my dad dated her is because my dad was richMy dad is basically boogie but if boogie peaked in his 20s and became a shithead
>>202752144doing a phd in mathematicslearning german and mandarinc'est tout
might volunteer near the Syrian-Turkish border and help out teenage girl refugees
what happens if you post something after the collection time
>>202752233who is that
>>202752140shit twice a day me
>>202752189Proper destroyed my abiility to feel pleasure or interest in other people with mephedrone abuse.It is what is is.
finna boutta hit that yeet
>>202752173You can just walk from Ireland to the UK across the border. Why would you need a bridge or tunnel?
a worrying number of people at my work don't understand that ireland is a different country
I'm insane evil and ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfhHxPtPrOE
>>202752273It just sits there until tomorrow's collection.
>>202752144shows how grim you are if you think having drinks with a loved one in a pub is something remarkable or to be proud of and not normal adult behaviour
>>202752306she's fit
>>202752189wtf is the point in drugs if not to lower your iq like frfr
>Tragedy as boy, 12, and grandad found dead in tent during family camping trip
>>2027523012 positives and 1 negative trait
>>202752310oh okayi thought maybe it would get chucked or something
buy ephedrine online
mention SSM and watch and /brit/ collectively lose their minds. SAD!
>>202752297it’s by law and currency a different country but culturally and ethnically not also de facto a british protectorate as the uk patrols irelands water and airspace and has a duty to protect them in the event of war
>>202752173Water too deep and also munitions have been dumped on the sea bed in the place where a bridge would be most viable (between NI and Scotland) which would make building it difficult
>>202752349>camping with your grandadnoncey
>>202752314Never had a pint with my dad in all my 31 years. We' just don't have that kind of relationship.
quite grim how all those cretins bullying the interesting and kind train lad are probably stuck at home on a friday night instead of out enjoying the rich tapestry of life
this occasional toilberg that comes into our firm office once or twice a week is so visibly burnt out on coke it's getting to a point where even the nerd types are asking me questions about himsudden bouts of paranoia 'did he say anything about me??', jittery, worn out, pale face with blown red eye bags. He's in his 50s too. Mad how he can live like this. has wife and kids too
Should I rub fiberglass in my step brothers underwear drawer? He is been a dickhead lately and I hate him
>>202752377>also de facto a british protectorate as the uk patrols irelands water and airspace and has a duty to protect them in the event of warlmao just...lmaooo
>>202752349Carbon monoxide?
>>202752382im assuming it was a whole family trip not just them
>>202752389reel in the schizophrenia, yeah
>>202752387same i don’t like drinking with my family it feels awkward and getting pissed is something to do with your mates not your parentsand me and my family are on good terms too
How do I kill myself whilst ensuring my remains will never be found?
>>202752389you've been ruminating about that for hours lmao. check your photos before you upload personal information about yourself next time you thick bastard
>>202752404you should rub a genies lamp and wish for three clues
>>202752389mallard!
im da joker baby!
>>95460150i like lamb too
>>202752358what a fuckin retard
>>202752443top yourself in a pig pen
>>202752306>>202752327https://www.instagram.com/tsunko_p/found herwish i hadn't already wanked today lmao
>>202752373Just hang yourself you worthless twat no-one wants nor needs you alive Your mum's downstairs praying you're roping up
>>202752441i feel the same. cba drinking 4 or so pints at a family dinner. What's the point?
>>202752408where’s the lie in that?do you know what de facto means?
>>202752443Row out to ocean, chain a cinderblock to your ankle, go overboard
>>202752477wrongun
>>202752443go to iceland and jump into the lava
>>202752396based in all honestyused to work in a call centre and it was quality on the works nights out seeing all the mangers ripping on gear. Recall one christmas night out when me and my pal were working in on a bag of speed and the floor manager came up to us (to verify the rumours that we were both absolutely fucked) and she just said have a good night lmao this 50 year old woman get in
>>202752483HOWLING
>>202752463I am still going to home depot with his credit card and getting some fiberglass
U/SPEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN!
Englishman: "That your dog?"Welshman: "Aye"Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"Dog: "Doing all right."Welshman: (look of shock)Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)Dog: "Yep."Englishman: How's he treating you?"Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"Horse: "Cool."Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)Horse: "Yep."Englishman: "How's he treating you?"Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”
mallardmong still on a melty is he?
couldnt think of a more awkward uncomfortable situation than drinking or smoking weed with dadbergidk how people do it. ive smoked with my friends dad and him and it was weird enough
>>202752527too long for a typical welsh sheep shagger joke
>>202752490just find it funny they need big brother britain to protect them still
had a nap. woken up freezing cold.
>>202752527chatGPT summarise that
>>202752527
I'm handsome. I'm kind. I'm funny.
>>202752507Yeah but him it's gotten to a point where it's not funny. He's visibly crashing out. Drug use isn't a thing in my toil environment, sometimes we'll do some mephedrone to close on a deadline if we're late but it ends there
Pretty clever for them though. Working in pairs to get what they want. A bit like those velociraptors in Jurassic Park
>>202752507yeh?
>>2027525729C heresat in the living room shivering like a nutter. Thankfully I am drunk so it doesn't have much affect
>>202752349
>>202752483
>>202752487i have a problem where i can’t casually drink 3 or 4 pints without keep drinking until i’m pissed I feel totally miserable when I start to sober up from drink and will always go for more. it’s actually quite scary how your brain can just go on autopilot in the search for more booze.
>>202750879All of you scrotes do x
>>202752613thought she was going to pee herself
>>202752591tell him to get on the 'drone ladtell him coke is shite (it is) and that he needs to take the subsituted cathinone pill
>>202752601leftypol turning a blind eye to this
going to buy a barbour since the temperatures have dropped and I was inspired to this morning, not sure which model
mallardmong on a melty
>>202752601what did they get exactly other than a prison sentence
As a kid I got laxatives and put it in my step brothers curry my step mom threw a fit over it
considering buying a cheap chinese fleshlight from one of those cheap fast goods sites but I'm scared of sticking my willy in one
Your out walking one night and see the boss man's getting robbed.You think back to last week when he let you off 20p on that kebab you desperately needed after a night out, he also put an extra scoop of chips with a free garlic dip in for you.How do you proceed?
I should have died in a drive by shooting in Houston in 2006not built for this
>>202752657you're a porn addled freak
>>202752667I don't know that they're particularly warm ladprobably better with some sort of puffy jacket, perhaps a canada goose or some such
>>202752563irelands neutral so it doesn’t really “need” britain to protect it from anyone it’s just geopolitically and geographically convienent for the uk military to take responsibility for the entire irish region and it’s sea and air space against any potential enemiesit would never be in the UKs interest to have a hostile enemy right on their doorstep so for that reason they treat ireland as a protectorate
7c tonight and I'm going out without a jacket on what am I like x
>>202752689probably phone the police
>>202752689go stab the uh... urban citizens... with my zombie knifesave bossman
>>202752710irelands neutral because they're too puny and weak to take a stand. hence why they need the motherlands protection
>>202752613its horrible but im not putting the heating on yet. not till October at least
>>202752714you'll catch your death
>>202752703will just shove a liner in there I suppose, don't like puffy jackets desu
>>202752349fucking hell the accuracy of these Israeli drones strikes is terrifying
>>202752663Actually the coke is pretty good here, at the last toil party some people brought that fish scale rocky coke. I did two bumps out of curiosity and it had me going but I didn't do coke in years. At the end of the day I don't really care, he's also a narcissistic pass agg prick but it's just odd seeing him go down in flames like this. You'd think at some point someone in his entourage would tell him to sit down. But yeah you're right, mephi changed the game, mephi and ket makes any function worth its while
>>202752703woke mob hate canada goose
>>202752689mind once I was walking home from a night out back towards Buchanan St station and this jakie bird in her 20s walks up to me with mascara stains down her cheeks, giving it the sob story that her boyfriend has just broken up with her and she needs money for a place to stayfair do's, heard the spiel enough times, but then she hits out with, get this, "can you give me £25 (TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS) for a place to stay" and I just burst out laughingsome brass neck that; imagine asking for 25 quid lmao. Her fake boyfriend (also a junkie) was stood about 6 feet away trying the same spiel on some other poor mark. Just walked on.
Any good films you've seen recently lads? Preferably summat I can stream
ssm admirers >britfeel runts >sackedtranny (former britfeel runt that was bullied away) >190 (fellow child molester)
>>202752173Top 3 longest underwater tunnels:>Seikan Tunnel, Japan, 53.8km>Channel Tunnel, England-France, 50.4km>Massachusetts Bay Outfall, USA, 15.3kmDistance from Ireland to Britain:>Dublin to Hollyhead, 107km>Carnsore point to Porthmelgan beach, 79kmThere are only 2 tunnels in the world over 50km which is absolutely insane in terms of size when you think that the third longest is less than a third of them.A tunnel from Ireland to Britain would be basically impossible.
upstairs neighbour being a bit loud. May need to bang on the ceiling x
>>202752741think it was just because they didn’t want to get involved in international conflicts ireland is a small island with a small population therefore is geopolitically irrelevant. the reason for its small military is actually due to the British interest in guarding them, therefore they never needed to develop a large independent army in the first place.
>>202752837The Big Lebowski
>>202752741Protection from who? We’re situated between America and the UK.. the Russians aren’t coming
>>202752844Very good and accurate postBut you're missing the incels who already, thankfully, killed themselves
>>202752158>fallout 4Peak slop
the commutative nature of the addend makes addition far simpler than it's opposite operation subtraction
As a white man, I refuse to wear a puffer jacket
>>202752835should have pumped her
At the onset of puberty, your mouth flora typically lose the protection given by your mother. The only know way to restore it and protect yourself from oral cancer is to kiss the opposite gender
>>202752837the irishman troy
>>202752837Prefer not to say
Honestly it's wild that I was reading stuff about the UK and now I want to visit a Irish or English pub. They seem so cool if I do visit I will promise to give you guys a single beer
>>202752837patlabor 2
the lads start shaking, crying, and shitting their nappies whenever the name SSM is uttered
>>202752837Bulletproof Monk 2003
>>202752847>France is closer to us than Ireland interadasting
>>202752837rewatched TAOJJBTCRF recently and it's still kino!
do Saxons drink tenants? Do they even sell it in England?
rorke's jacket
>situationship
>I was gonna get my shot>but then I got high>ooohhh OOOHHH oohhh>I was gonna get the spike in my blood, then I got high>raaa tata>now I'm still alive, and I know why>yeah ehhhhh>because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
>>202752956I heard it's popular in Japan
>>202752852cant imagine whats its like to have an upstairs neighbour. bad enough with a mid terrace without having someone else on top.
>>202752844
>>202752914yeah that's fine by me, as long as it's not prolonged sexual intercourse, i'm good
>>202752882Shite
wish we had american gun laws here so i could shoot the bloke on my street that always revs his fucking motorbike on a quiet friday night would gladly do the jail time
might read a book actually
>>202752837couple nights ago I watched pic rel: Dofus: Book 1, Livreit's a french animated film. Proper good but it was a massive bomb at the box office. You can get it on piratebay and then get the eng-sub on subscene. It's a very good animated movie if you're into that sort of thing; very high quality animation. Also features an anthropomorphic female mouse character. Was gonna recommend it to big mousey but thought better of it in the end as he's more into male mice and all that.it is good tho
>>202752979sure it's not bad in a decent block of flats, but im in a converted house that's falling apart so I heard every fucking footstep.Genuinely think it's done a serious number on my psyche
>>202753015no
>>202752844Ssm190 has nothing to do with him
shagging a down syndrome girlshe gave me a slow job
>>202753032Good for you
>>202753039imagine having a bird over and putting this tripe on fucking hell
>>202753032dis nigga uh readin ah book in the car park lmaooo
Well. Here we are.Darkness approaches.
>>202752887>.. the Russians aren’t comingEh mate think you need to read up on recent history and how the english had to drop everything to run and patrol your shores when the russians came
>>202753068
>>202752152>new al quaeda council meeting photos just leaked
>>202753068yeah obviously it's not suitable for that but if you're all alone in the gaff then there's no shame in itproper hard work went into making that film y'know
>>202752921>the irishmantop scorsese this onedeanos disliked itbecause of the de-aging and only because of that and overlooked scorsese shutting the gangster film genre book shut
>>202753063chuckled lad ngl haha
Israel, Ukraine, Taiwan, USA, Lithuania and Poland are fascist.China, Russia, Korea, Cuba, Syria and Belarus are communist.It's that simple.
imagine using the word kinoplex in front of your gf
>>202753068French films and TV shows are always proper horny tbf
I see your true colours shining through :)
>>202753067>mankiwone of the worst
>>202753067yeah something interesting than thatmight read an adrian mole
can't stand brits whinging about their poxy fucking salary, don't care how much money you make or think you should make you'd only waste it anyway
>>202752929saw wings of honneamise lately. the animation was nice but it left me hungry, film didnt go anywhere
The best comparison for Starmer will probably be Ted Heath. An uncharismatic man who wins the election on an apparent mandate to confront interest groups and economic decline. Fails and serves one term
>>202753100yeah absolute belter of a film al pacino and stephen graham are great in it the dialogue and camera work too, impeccable might actually watch it again tonight saying that
Jizzbilly Steve over here
wish I had the avenues available to go into animation or movies or video games or even drawing chinese cartoons like the japs dothis country has no fucking industry except banking and slave labour
>>202753169How do I subscribe to your blog?
Netanyahu ordering the leveling of Southern Lebanon from America in the United Nations Headquarters there
>>202752844You: Grimey
>>202753169also people contended that Heath was a paedo so there's another parralel
>>202753194something to do whilst waiting for the wash
>>202753091A boat passing through our territorial water doesn’t mean they’re going to invade imminently. They don’t have the capacity or logistics to do that anyway even if they wanted to
>>202753132Recommend a better book on that subject?
SeasideMARK putting on a rave right now. He taking requests x
>>202753172I've seen it a couple times since its release 5 years ago and last time was this summer on ket. insane experience, particularly the moments where de niro picks his own coffin, the leadup to jimmy hoffa's murder and the whole unraveling after the hit.
>>202753194Probably ordering some chips and a roast duck
>>202753044i could not be putting up with that. do you live in London?
Newsberg on a madone. Thought they were supposed to make them look good?
>>202753189text "BLOGON" to 5318008
back in my school days there was a (white) lad in our year who was proper good at basketball but I hated him because he had gone out with, and shagged, the girl who I fanciedI didn't even know him either
>>202753268nah Manchester
>>202753238You are talking to nato drones
>>202753251cunt will end up with an asbo
would be embarrassed to be a senior hezbollah commander right now
Anime is and always has been childish shite and embrasssing entertainment Sorry I like critically acclaimed well produced shows made for adults like The Sopranos or Vikings or Narcos and not stuff like “the adventures of goku-sama” or “one hit man” complete with some cartoon japanese bloke that has blue hair and shoots fire out his eyes, all drawn in that noncey japanese style lot of tripe.
>>202753280can't polish a knighted turd
still howling at that nonce the noncehunters made to drink his own piss that was posted here
>>202753280Year of the seven roman emperors was it that
>>202753091Ah no Ireland would collapse under Russian rule lmao
>>202753301>they have houses divvied into flats in manchesterthe norf has fallen
odds steakevens picky tea
Never played Minecraft
>Keir Starmer: African Americans Built Britain
The Smiths are pretty good sadly zoomers have been spamming their songs lately. Thank God I am not a zoomer I am 21
VileJewishVermin
>>202753362i played it when it was cool in alphanot an autist though so i didn't get it
>>202753325>Vikingsbarely above marvel slop
>>202753354yeah its grim, but it's also £500 a month so fuck it
>>202753325think the first anime I watched was Death Notethe premise was too interesting to pass up
>>202753309love how the main argument from nato types are that people are brainwashed from russian propaganda or 'trolls' even though they are top to bottom brainwashed by shitlib msm
>>202753365Fact check: true.
>>202753408>>202753408>>202753408
>>202753280You know what he needs right? Sam thing that saved Thatcher
>>202753414early
>>202753362Minecraft, a European gameAbout men going into nothing and making everythingStick to slinging coke, Paki
>>202753444GREAT post
>>202753444Shut the fuck up Notch lmfao
>>202753483dtfic imitating his owner (lord spaino)
>>202753444screaming
>>202752293>>202752381>>202752847i dont buy it
