doccy who edishhhh
>>202761865love Doctor Who me. Im not ashamed. Seen every episode.
>>202761865Had one of those cyberman helmets as a kid
doctor who reboot was everything wrong with the 2000sdoctor who, shite music like the klaxons, hated it hated it hated it. everyone wearing jeans with brown oxford shoes. awful time
>>202761865They should bring back David Tennant as Dr Who
*imp idle noise*
>>202761865Doctor who is pretty cool but yeah step moms are the worst because they are either whores or just some bitch who does nothing but cries
Brummies say mom, why does nobody know this
>>202761915>shite music like the klaxonsalright settle down
*places it down in the middle of the thread*
>>202761921Prefered Christopher Eccleston me
Sometimes I'll pop chaturbate up on the spare monitor, scroll down to some generic looking woman from Columbia or something, and leave the stream of her blasting her arse open with a pneumatic dildo machine for the occasional $5 tip every hour or so.I don't wank to it. It just really puts life into perspective for me.
threads have been moving a bit fast this evening
Would love to shave my head but I'd look fucking mental/like I was minutes away from death
busty blonde young katy laying on her back and feeling his african totem pole slip all di wey into her body feeling his tip pushing her cervix all the way in
the forbidden fettuccine...
>>202761933because we all do our best to not think about Birmingham
Two proper fit birds from my school went to see the Klaxons and got up stage and kissed them and that when they were only 15
>>202761921Fuck off. He's the reason the show is in the absolute state now because retards like you refuse to accept anybody else as the Doctor and the writers have already brought him back shitloads of times to appease you.Tennant should have just had the Tom Baker mentality and outright refuse to come back for years.
>>202762004
Hello
>>202761950ah, el scrán
>>202761933people in wigan call trousers pants
five cronem bumming me and splashing their zombie knife pozloads all up inside my bowels
>>202761953had a similar moment like this recently as wellwas browsing dommeline, all these women talking about men being worms, and they'd take these photos, write essays, even have their voice sample, and they'd search the depths of your mind, to cater to your darkest fetishes for £2 a minuteall this about how they're in control, and it clicked that as i was listening to a voice sample, i got bored halfway through and shut off her voice with a single clickjust made me think for a minute thats all
>>202762034vocaroo this for us
>>202761889Even the missing ones?
>>202762004Fat birds are unreal on top
>>202762065Sorry, I can't.
>>202762004like shagging the michelin man
Mad how doctor who was once one of the most important British cultural pillars for millennials but as a zoomer it's been completely irrelevant
>>202762082
>>202761953Watch Twitch streams of random fit birds just sitting there on their phone and that every day
>>202762090lot of cringe nerd shite even as a child didn’t like it
LOVE fat girls me.
>>202762082its okay x
>>202761865Too bad David Tennant's a queer now
>>202762090I used to watch if as a zoomer but I was a bigger fan of the inbetweeners
>>202762090not really it skipped millennials desumore of a zoomer child and boomer thing
Knew the Uber Eats would go wrong when the delivery driver is called Rashed Ahmed
>>202762090>shows popularity change over time wow
>>202762051Most Northerners do
>>202762067Yeah because the audios exist as do on set photos. And as of last year, there is an official animated version of all the lost episodes.Would be nice if the actually episodes were found in full like. I wanna watch Power of the Daleks properly
>>202762090always thought doctor who was for virginshave this cousin who always goes on about what a rough upbringing he had as a kid, how it was so dangerous for him, and when he starts going on about it i like to remind him of that year where he would throw a tantrum if he forgot to bring his sonic screwdriver outside with him
>>202762056mate… no
Watching something just to feel alive
High school is not the end of childhood. It is the beginning of adulthood. The social skills people develop in HS are ones they will use throughout the rest of their lives.Humans are social animals and popularity gives a person an enormous advantage. Especially in democratic societies. The more popular you are as an adult, the more successful you're likely to be. Sadly, life is not a meritocracy. If accomplishments make you feel good about yourself then more power to you. But popularity will never, EVER lose its importance. The End.
>>202762155never tipped an uber eats driver the other week cause i thought it would be a wog but it turned out to be a blue eyed slavic fella
>>202762065Waffling
>>202762153>not really it skipped millennials desuWhat an utterly bizarre claim
>>202762203the great philosophical group bowling for soup wrote a song about this
I would ditch my mates and run home to watch Doctor Who. Used to collect the magazines and everything.
>>202762203>Develop social skillsI used to scream the n word, break shit and go on rants about how Israel is evil to my Jewish teacher. Also got suspended for playing border patrol with my friend
>>202762203>High schoolFOY
Think I'd die in a nuclear war because I live between Birmingham and the Merseyside conurbation, or Manchester and Liverpool as it is more commonly known
hairy khat chewing famine ridden cronem boated straight from lybia splashing their poz juice inside my shaven white bumhole
>>202762203you’re an americanised freak lots of people who were odd or awkward in high school end up being normal successful people by their 20sit’s not the be all and end all.
>>202762241ADHD mate
>>202762203>The social skills people develop in HS are ones they will use throughout the rest of their lives.It was finished the day I turned 13 then?
>>202762209I really liked you
>>202762222Not really, it stopped in 1989 and started up again in 2005skipping most of millennials childhoods
>>202762248mong
mordecai
>>202762090I think Doctor Who is just an opportunity for Russel T Davies to have an limitless supply of young gay men involved in showbiz while at the same being able to pursue his hobby for writing TV shows
>>202762284Who is this?
>>202762284>mordecaiChink-eye
>>202762288yeah he is getting cancelled in 10 years time
>>202762275older millennials maybe. It came back just in time for most millennials.
>>202762259My friend was Mexican so I used to scream beaner spotted and tackle him or we would sneak out of school and terrorize the white middle class neighborhood
seth meier's barbarism
dainty blonde katy kissing her black athlete lover on his full lips
Which one lads?
>>202762251i’ve watched threads mate i’d just jill myself if the bombs dropped that being said i like some nuclear fiction like protect and survive. Great read. Nuclear war happens on 21 February 1984 and it documents the aftermath on the UK. Society doesn’t completely unravel in this one due to no nuclear winter and the government actually manages to hold on to law and order through authoritarian measures and proper rationing of remaining food. Portsmouth isn’t nuked and becomes the capital. The royals survive and Charles is coronated in Portsmouth. It’s implied the plucky Brits scrape through and survive as a nation. https://www.alternatehistory.com/wiki/doku.php?id=timelines:protect_and_survive
grew up as the gimpiest kid on a shitty council estate but went to a school in a much nicer area so i was never particularly afraid of anyone in my nicer schoolstill wasnt hard by any means but it did mean i was a mouthy twat, which made me quite popularuntil i realised all the popular kids were hypocrites and i ended up taking the piss out of all of them toothen suddenly i was arrogant and nobody really liked me for my final year at school
russell t davies raped and gaped me in a bbc dressing room in 2018
>>202762347blog the fuck on pal
>>202762347>all the popular kids were hypocritesin what way
evening shaggers xevening incels x
Had an ADHD mate who used to set the fire alarm off regularly, once put someone's tie in a Bunsen burner, cracking lad though
I was never popular but I remember getting in trouble in everyday because I thought it was funny to steal and I almost got arrested for indecent exposure because me and my friend sagged our pants and talked like we were black
>>202762425we had someone who put a lighter to the gas outlet for the bunsen burners and made a giant fireball
russell pee gape-piss and he pisses into your gaped hole.
really miss Omegle :/
>>202762425lad in my class tried to burn another lads hair off with a bunsen burner
>>202761950gabagool?ova heeere
>>202762473'
>>202762473doesn't exist anymore?
>>202762471Tungur hnifur
Got the wogs, nogs, yanks and leafs filtered
Are bunsen burners still in schools or did the woke mob do away with them?
>>202762425Hate hate hate fire alarms Always pissed myself when they set off at school Got so bad I was exempted from fire drills so I could hide my shame and get changed in the toilets while all the other kids lined up outside
>>202762503i've picked up enough to know the second word is knife but dunno about the first one. like heavy?
katy stroking cronems chest after a brutal batonnage laying next to him
>>202762153it's a late millenial thing they're all gay too
I got in suspended twice junior year and I am still pissed off by it >Threw a banana at someone >For telling a teacher I had a right to sleep because I work more than him
Phillip Schofield has been given a new TV show, Cast Away. The disgraced TV presenter was supposed to be banished to a deserted island by himself, but earlier this evening, it emerged that a 10 year old boy was accidentally left on the island with him, by mistake. When questioned, a TV executive who wished to remain unnamed, said "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen".
>>202762552While you post on 4chan LOL
>>202762524when we had GCSE exams bad boys would repeatedly hit the fire alarm to delay the startyou would have been drowning in piss
>>202762473DO NOT search it on Pornhub
People would heat up coinw on a bunsen burner and throw them in the hallway. The scream could reportedly be heard across the building.
>>202762491Yeah the owner shut it down
>>202762569Screaming
>>202762308the freak zillienials maybe
>>202762288same for John Nathan-Turner
>>202762473Omegle was actually probably one my first experiences of "red pilling" because I had this friend and his roommate, one of which was very good looking and the other dude was fat and kind of a metalhead. An unlikely pair but regardless you don't choose your roommates in college. Anyway we'd get on Omegle sometimes and the responses and behavior of the women toward my good looking friend vs. the fat one was staggering in how different it was. that was regardless of who was typing or what was being said. Just the women's instinctive response to the handsome guy vs. fatter uglier guy
>>202762545It is an old swedish meme https://youtu.be/9l5N1XTTEps?si=qHmalmzOKmiMHSlg
one year on the last day of school it was absolutely boiling and the leavers put a dead fish in the fans and when they tried to turn it on the full school smelt of dead fish
I love Wales!
>>202762635Me and my friend used to go on omelge and pretend to be women to get gift cards
>>202762522>Are bunsen burners still in schools or did the woke mob do away with them?They were as of 2023t. 18
Remember listening to Jewish-American pundit Charlie Wolfe criticise the relaunch of Doctor Who on Talksport
>>202762604there is a clone of it now
ah... hello all
Yapfest at toil. Sitting on my phone
started wanking to porn in the mornings before work. feels depraved. such self-indulgence at the start of a new day
>>202762658Alri lad
>>202762635>women treat attractive men betterwow! such a revelation! a red pill, like the movie the matrix where he takes the red pill!
>>202761865We can literally never go back btw.That was the peak. That was it.It's all downhill from here.
>>202762646For senior year we went around stealing locks from cabinets
>>202762090>Mad how doctor who was once one of the most important British cultural pillarsI always disliked it despite being a huge Sci-fi neekI prefer Star Trek and Babylon
>>202762683I find it easier to not inappropriately perv on work colleagues
>>202762697haha yeah good one cody!
>>202762569
>>202762691>wow! such a revelation!You say that with irony now but up until social media broke the spell normies genuinely believed that looks didn't matter and it was your "character" that countedit really was a different world
>>202740425ahahahow's mallardlad going now? hope he's alright
>>202762698did you like farscape?
she wants a lil thug in her life
any low confidence virgin male that constantly gets mistaken for being gay in
>>202762754yeah, although the plot goes bad in later seasons
Saw a huge gang of black youths earlier, dunno where they came from, hardly any nignogs in this city
>>202762697Remember reading seniors before they left their school buying a bag of mustard seed and planted it on a slanted hill. The principal and the new kids were greeted by COCK in big yellow letters when they started the new year.
insane how RTD gets worshipped as a great writer by Doctor Who zoomershe's genuinely worse than chibnall but gets a free pass because HE BROUGHT BACK DOCTOR WHO
>>202762751Refuse to believe thisI will believe it's gotten worse though since now people have thousands of pictures of people fitter than they'll ever see IRL at their fingertips
>>202762752apparently mallardmong was bulliedbumholeladresearch was done and this was the conclusion
>>202762702how d'you mean. like squeezing one out first thing lowers your horniness for the day and prevents leering?
>>202762569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTPYbBUNq5Y1:31
Its mental how every post in this thread is one autistic incel talking to himself
>>202762751social media definitely accelerated it for the first time even average women didn’t have the choice of only men they knew or in their local area but out of hundreds on instagram/snapchat whatever you’ve got to remember women compete with each other. they constantly think of how other women will perceive them if they go out with this lad etc. So an arms race began amongst young women to secure the most traditionally attractive man (tall, handsome, muscular, rich) that quickly spiralled out of control due to a feedback loop.
Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad - born in Wales
mad that the internet is controlled completely by a small group of yanks in california and maryland. All the trends, articles and content completely guided from some dark control room. Every post logged and fed into the algo beast. Every phone call and email, too. Theres probably a file on all of us and theyve probably tracked me for a week or two and gotten bored.
When I was still in highschool my dad tried to fight me but I punched him in the mouth and knocked him out
ban youths from owning bicycles
>>202762816Exactly. Less chance of my mind wandering and accidentally coming round to a tent in my trousers
>>202762765>27>>202762552>>202762545>>202762489mong from chester's dollhouse
>>202762808>apparently mallardmong was bulliedbumholeladwhat? no way
>>202762827mental how badly he mindraped you
>>202762844doubt they’d care about some skinny fat incel in his mid 20s living off pot noodles and cans in his mums house in wigan
>>202762827
>>202762802It's mostly true, before the 2010s you'd never catch the average bloke considering plastic surgery or buying drugs to fix his hairline etcthe average man was a lot more secure in who he was
>>202762827The sad thing is he will literally be doing this until he either ends up in hospital or dead via his obese tranny disease.
Got the Holieers to Beirut booked
Might go to turkey for a plastic cock
most of the internet is behind closed doors. You little lads will never see what's really going on
I must go down to the seas again,To the lonely sea and the sky.And all I ask is a fat bitch,And some rolls to squeeze her by.And the fanny's stink, and the wet thong, and the wide nips shaking,And my grey piss on the cow's face, and a great fart breaking.
Business idea: turn the internet off for two days a week
>>202762691It wasn’t that obvious for some of us mate.Reminds me of the first few weeks at uni when me and my flatmates went out clubbing.I’d never been clubbing before so it was incredibly eye opening to see my new Deano flatmates be able to snog and finger any random girl on the dance floor within minutes of approaching them.
just date neurodivergent women loldead easy
>>202762942Vae victis
>>202762905I've unironically been and desu they're a good bunch of lads and don't deserve to have Hezbollah using them as human shields. Quite pleased the Israelis appear to have eliminated the terrorist rats desu.
where's toby
to me to youto meeeeee to youuuuuuuuuuu
>>202762890kek you are so right the idea of a guy getting a hair transplant would be utterly insane unless he was a holywood actor or something I do feel bad for women however as it must be even more pervasive, especially to get seemingly small procedures like botox or fillers done and then escalate from there
>>202762916Think youre thinking thailand for plastic cocks lad. Bangkok, while youre at it.
>>202762949How do you go about finding them
squealinghttps://x.com/OOCCouchGags/status/1824549015184146780
>>202762933Ari John Masefield?
>>202762962nun private timmy cud do
>>202762952Literally. I genuinely never went out again for the rest of the three years.
>>202762962cunt looks like squidward
woe to youoh earth and seafor the devil sends the beast with wrathbecause he knows that time is shortlet he who hath understanding reckon the number of the beastfor it is a human numberits number is six hundred and sixty-six
>>202762976I don't get it?
>>202763009no good
Good night /brit/ flags that aren't awful human beings
>>202763009>didn’t go out again cause he never landed a pull on his first night can’t imagine how mentally weak you are
/brit/'s greatest villain
>>202763036brian cocks
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMkSFchwcxY
>>202763028Seeing him in macbeth later this yearShall have a word
>>202762975nerdy shit
time to get narstyhey brit im backhope you havent been nasty little retards x
business idea: make the internet an intranet like in north korea but 90% of content is masculinity podcasts
Finally decided tomorrow is the day I get off my fat arse and finally do something about my weight.
>>202763065Was going to vote reform until they put up a womanI had to stick with my principles and voted labour
>>202763065>improve our societydogwhistle
>>202763028seems easy enough
>>202763028so memeable that i honestly think it's a joke of some kind
mental how you can get a million bits of subtle plastic surgery and genuinely look more attractive. wonder how many people do thishttps://x.com/Aella_Girl/status/1587923087978549249
>Mcbeth?>Flag>Something is rotten in the state of Denmark!
>>202763065Who's this girl
>>202763107Amazingly good post
>>202763065
David Tennant's wife literally has pro-trans tattoosall because their ten year old son decided he was non-binary and like totally responsible parents they've took him completely seriouslybizarre family
>>202763110best of luck
>>202763065Leftypol be like "improve our society is a dogwhistle for immigration and right wing death squads"
dinner is served
>>202763177ah yes, fried semen
>>202762976mental how the uk episode is written by swartzwelder and it is fucking horrendous
>>202763140I'm not opening an X link, least of all an Aella Girl one
>>202763177white scran without immigration lmaoooo
ah yescan't put on a shakespeare production without a nignog in the primary cast
>>202763177what kind of shit raclette is this?
>>202761865So let's say I go to London for a week how much would 700 dollars last? I want to only spend 3 days there and the rest around outside of london
i HATE alcohol !!!!!!!!!!!
watching taskmaster with Jack Dee sitting next to Rosie Jones timing his laugh to the audience because he can't understand a word she is saying lmao
>>202763218Oh do ya? Why do ya say
>>202763199Must have been trying to quit his chain-smoking
>>202763140>https://x.com/Aella_Girl/status/1587923087978549249This page does not exist. Anyway, if she's so fit, how come so many of the lads came in the fluffers instead of her?
>>202763116>>202763166In reality Reform under the leadership of Muslim Chairman Zia Yusuf will "improve" our society by importing millions of Commonwealth migrants to boost the economyDeport illegal immigrants? Not good for the economy, Mr Farage has said
Require a Rorke gf
>>202763208that cush jumbo is in every single itv drama as well
>>202763196Called eggs ladThey probably have shortages where you're from so I don't blame you for not recognising them
>>202763209post yours then you cheese farting freak
>>202763242Go out to the farmland and find some that are milking cows
>>202762683Ekki falla í gryfjuna vinur. Sér grefur gröf þó grafi
>tangible assets like houses, cars, food are mostly made by men and have a fixed supply>women come into the workforce, doubling the people earning a wage>still same amount of tangible assets being produced>things now cost twice as muchessentially women in the workplace means mens salaries have been halved. If women were to go on strike then most of our problems around cost of living would be solved.
>Cush Jumbo
>>202763253bang out of order this mate. you should apologise to that lad
could murder, rape and eat a horse
>>202763218bad lad>>202763238probably got too excited
>>202763270yes we all know this
>>202763215Depends on your lifestyle and where you want to stay. Accomodation is going to be your biggest cost. Meals can be anything from Michelin starred to a SainyB's meal deal
going to gym sine I have nothing else to do in life. SAD!
>>202763253Youuu and Tony Egg again
>>202763316enjoy lifting pieces of heavy metal then putting them back down again friend
>>202763270yes feminism was a big boon for industryI wonder who funded it
>>202763215700 just spending? you’ll be fine if that’s including the hotel you could be running a bit tight if you want the full london experience
Incel night drive and maccies on the cards
>>202763238i mean she's pretty enough but incredibly off in her manner. completely bizarre person. in the video she just walks through all the stuff she's done to her face - tiny bits of filler everywhere, mild brow lift, some botox, nose job, just all kinds of shit. and tbf she looks pretty good
>>202762545Hvernig þekkirðu ekki "þungur hnífur"Hrafninn Flýgur mongólítinn þinn
>>202763239leftypol quaking
I wasted my youth on things like the internet and junk food. Why didn't I apply myself and give myself a shot at some of the slags that go around today
bnag
Just shagged the missus
ive put together a little midnight snack. help yourself. it's ethiopian
>>202763303>>202763340Honestly I just want to see the museums and spend some days in small town england. I am trying to find a mate to hangout with
>>202763374poo with bog roll dip
>>202763215that probably won't cover your accommodation unless you stay in a hostel or else under my bed
>>202763373good lad (me last night)
>>202763038I went out to a few more events but I stopped once freshers was over. Didn’t enjoy clubbing and accepted that I wasn’t made for it.Luckily I could still socialise with my flatmates so I didn’t become the weird one who never spoke but I could tell towards the end of first year that I was your traditional neek vf :)
>>202763338ty friend. Maybe i lift enough circles and a gf will teleport into my life. aha imagine haha
>>202763373What position? How long did it last? Who came first? Are you trying for a baby? Come on lad details
>>202763372that's bang out of order
If I go Maccies I always tell them to put extra mustard on everythingI even dip the fries in mustardIf I'm doing breakfast though I won't put mustard on the pancakes Lol
>>202763367they wouldn't have shagged you anywayand if you want to prove me wrong you can go try now
>>202763414righto
>>202763270This is what economists call the Lump of Labour fallacy. It's somewhat linked to Say's Law (supply creates its own demand), and they'd say that the additional women also create things people want - that the job marker is not a zero sum game.Except I saw an economics paper that suggested that you are right. That women in the labour market really did depress wages. I was going to read it and then my computer crashed and now I can't find it anymore unfortunately.
just eated a kebabbtw FUCK ALCOHOL
>>202763344I once invited a girl for a drive along Scotland's most haunted road - The A75 between Dumfries and Galloway - in the hopes at seeing a ghost but at the end of it I tried to kiss her but she turned her head away and i made contact with her cheek. I laughed like a fucking mong at how awkward it was so tried again and the exact same thing happened.
>>202763385if you went 4 or 5 days you could probably take the train to oxfordshire or the west country and see small town england while also having time to do things in london like see all the tourist spots, eat at nice restraunts and get pissed in the (expensive) pubs but i’m scottish and only been to london once so don’t know that much
>>202763403*I could tell they began to suspect me as
>>202763259you put your cheese in the little shovels, your meat of choice on top to frythe you put your boiled potato and your fried meat in your plate, pour the melted cheese on it
>>202763434Eh? Fucking shut it ya speccy twat
>>202763437>eated a kebabgood lad>FUCK ALCOHOLbad ladhave a zero tolerance policy for pint slander or anything adjacent to it
>>202763434>women also create things people wantye if you're a nonce
>>202763374*waits another 12 minutes**unhinges my jaw like a snake and swallows the whole plate*
god blessed me with an absolutely massive cock but gave me unbelievably ugly looks and autism so I'll never get to use it.
>>202763408Me on top then doggy until I cameShe's already pregnant kek
>>202763460blatant rip off of an italian platter
>>202763451
>>202763460wrong. its eating with potatoes. eating with meat is a sin
>>202763492it's called escorts homeboy
>>202763498looking forward to becoming a dad?
why yes I will be watching the AFL grand final sponsored by burger king, and you?
>>202763508well the mountain people can come down and have a word with me if they want
>>202763355he hasn't answered you and seems to have slithered away
>>202763535no, not me. i'm not interested in that sort of thing
>>202763452Would you be down to hangout at London? I want to have friends for it I don't want to be alone in london
>>202763460i prefer the swiss way. yours has no pickles
>>202763466excellent post
>>202763451>between dumfries and gallowaydumfries is in galloway you muppet like saying the road between leeds and yorkshire
>>202763355cos i've not lived here that long>>202763263where did you even get this. "the grave digs itself" or something?
>>202763451You should've stopped, tossed her over yoir shoulder, carried her to thd bearest glen and fucked herShe'd've been yours forever
>>202763558then pickles if you want
>>202763555not spending lots of money to travel all the way down to london to spend time with a yank off /brit/no offence mate
>>202763535i'm on the correct side of the barassi line and thus watch Australia's Biggest Sport™ (by viewership), the National Rugby League
Going to bed soon guys
>>202763571Are you not Icelandic?
>>202763460why don't you post one of your own meals instead of some shit you found on google
gona do my ocado shop to arrive sunday morncos that's how i soend me firdays nowahhhhhhhhhhhahahawhat a loife oi loideluff itbit of fuckin scrandomliosimparicifuck itmight even put a fuckin bit of chock on it
>>202763591Damn there was a Brit here down to do go to London and have fun we were suppose to do some stuff he lived in Cambridge
>>202763577more utensils is also a pain in the cunt. not like im gona use a little shovel for anything else am i
>>202763615because i'm not a 20 year old girl who takes pics of her meals for instagram
>>202763610Fuck off.
>>202763610have a nice Seaside Sleep dee lass x
>McDonald's finally has some offers on to make the cheap slop worth it>2 burgers, 2 medium fried for 9.99>2 mcmuffins, 2 hashbrowns for 7.99>Delivery onlyWhat's the point in that then? Just let me buy it.Can I order delivery to a mcdonalds car park?
In terms of Scottish counties, Argyll is the most kino followed by Highland then Galloway then MorayEverything else like Lanarkshire, Lothian, Fife and Aberdeenshire is boring farmland
>>202763605st helens diaspora detected
>>202763610Hope you choke on your pillow you fat cunt
>>202763612no i'm just an englishman living here, despite the constant vpn accusations
>>202763643no it's because you don't actually eat like that and probably can't boil an egg
>>202763610would love to cuddle up next to you in bed on this cold evening. bet you have a string vest on? I'd peel it off your shoulder revealing your firm, cold breast
p0o
>>202763559>Savilleany relation?
Staying awake guys
>>202763641nah, it's something you do once in a while, you take it out of the cupboard or whatever, have your meal, clean it, put it backit's really no effort
>>202763559why take her to court over this?>yeah the baby's not yours>really?! thank fuck for that. cya and have a shit life
can you order just eat to a table of the restaurant
>>202763654nah just a sydneysiderthe line is deceptive, the majority of australia's population live on the NRL side
>>202763666Oh just actually fuck off you attention seeking prick, filtered
>>202763667alri, show me yours then
>>202763651They have delivery people at McDonalds?
>>202763680HAHA first thing I thought HAHA
>>202763651they had delivery offers all summer too but i only ordered it like twicestopped being my go to slop when the prices went too high so i don;t crave it no mofunny how that works ehyou lost me, mcdonalds. and all the deals in the world can't bring me back now
>>202763647Thanks de lad>>202763671Don't know what a string vest is.>>202763666Ignore them mate. They're extremely mentally ill and think every person in /Brit/ without a UK flag is a lovely bloke known as "Spaino" who moved to Spain earlier this year.
>>202763532Honestly in this dogshit fucking country where everything costs way more money than it fucking should I'm a bit worried kekI'm not exactly rolling in cash (in a normal economy I *would* be fine as I am well above the "average salary")It's just so fucking hard in this country man
>>202763686Maybe because he wants his kid in his life? Bizarre little man you are
>>202763683oh great less cupboard space
>>202763691yes mate. just make sure you tip the waiter a quid or 2 so he can serve it up for you
>>202763705already did mate
>>202763730reckon you'll be a good dad matethere's never a "perfect time" to have kids anyway even when things are like they are now
>>202763731lol what a chump. same applies to you, proper mug you are lad lol. turning down a free pass like that
>>202763744i'll tip the driver but whats the waiter doing
>>202763667I once dated an italian girl who talked shit about british food but she was a fucking awful cook, worse than myselfthey always talk shit but can't even make their own dishes
>>202763726I'm not Spaino
get it fucking made you useless twat
get it MADE
>>202763755it's from wikipedia
think it's safe to say we all deserve a little tranny to cuddle next to in bed
fucking shit for brainscan't even make the fucking new
>>2027637153 for £3 was the only time I started going back regularly. First time you could actually get enough food and a drink for under a fiver.
>>202763794*gets sir thread maker on the line*
>>202763785it is just one of those self perpetuating internet memes
little doggie was a made man and rorke doesn't there was nothing he could do
>>202763726
>>202763730Kid will miss the great world war III in 2039 by a gnats cunt hair
Some of the guys on this thread are cool I'd hangout with you guys
get it fucking made fucking now
>>202763853Sorry mate I'm working on that day. I'll give you a text when I'm free yeah?
>>202763802you're gay and you would be happier if you just admitted it
>>202763666You fucking English cunt, do you really think you can steal my flagvwhile I'm off viking? When I get back home I'll fucking rape you
>>202763829i meant the 4 burger and fries for 15 or whatever it wasand the 2 and 2 for 10didn't get the 3 for 3 stuff cos i don't like single cheeseburgersi aint 6 years old no mo
fuckign hell some aussie who makes above average wage is saying it's over then you know the uk is finished
Frying a aig
>>202763802big bent bastard
so this is the last ever /brit/ then?
not going to make the new? no? beyond your pea sized brain is it?
Fucking LIVID there's no new yet
>>202763931People kept being mean to me when I made the new so I stopped x
captcha downloadingwhat edition you want lads
wont be making the new thread. It not my job
>>202763931Why're you talking to that mirror lad?
all the new makers are on strikelabour government
new>>202763973>>202763973>>202763973
did mallard lad ever get his own new
going to miss you all after this thread is done and /brit/ is finally over
