massage chair edish
>>202762501wakey wakey /asean/
/asean/ status right now
salam aleykum
>>202764837im not asian though
>>202765517>the dutch retvrnedVGH....
i'm buying makeup (for my girl frens)
being unemployed sucks, but having jobs sucks even more
>>202765583das rite
>>202765835become part timer
It's over....RIP
>>202766207Who fking cares
Is having an expat in your country a good thing or a bad thing?
>>202766871yes if they dont left their containment island
>>202766871Where melei
i haven't been home in a while,i'm sure everything's the same,mom and dad both in denial,an only child to take the blamesorry mom but i don't miss you,father's no name you deserve,i'm just a kid with no ambitions,wouldn't come home for the world
Just shaved smooth like a newborn
>>202766871rent prices doubled in less than 2 years
still range banned from posting pics, you cannot suffer in vpndonesia
>>202766871Generally no but this is based on how the majority of expats tend to be the odd, disgusting and unwell citizens from another nation to another.
>>202767508buy pass goy
Thai young generation is sadly one of the laziest out there… can’t get off their phones and only fan is booming there.
indogpedotroons posting below
indogpedotroons posting above
malingpedotroons posting above
you are all pedos faggots chinks
>>202767567i won't pay $20 for that, i donated all my money to michi
/asean/ discussion: horny-politics-cats rinse and repeat
I'm a hebephile though, get your shit right
pagiiiibtw
>>202766207RIP Gangsta Nun from Rush Hour 3
>>202767859Not an excuse masturbating to underaged women unlaid Jawak
> I thank You, Saturn-sama, for my Total Gòngfěi(共匪) Death: > I thank You also, Shani Dev, for my Total Israeli Bharatification: AMEN: I am that I am.
https://www.rctiplus.com/tv/rcti?cluster_name=tayangan-favorit-hari-initsubasa nonton
This shit passed on my timeline>https://x.com/praditdita/status/1839578982301499416?t=b186URbMXLzrJpYBzh-iHA&s=19I never interacted with fellow indog in my private xitter before, my xitter exclusively for coom. Must have been because I posted something with jeets lol
>>202767823Fujo indon lusting for niggers now, has been surprising for me as a new development on \asean\
>>202768188the world is revolting against pajeetism
ich
>>202766871i can't say for sure because the number of expats is not big enough to bring about any changes to the city i live in but they seem to be integrating well with the locals here, for better or worse
last night I got a nightmare that I woke up also almost screaming.the war in the Middle East got far bigger with Turkey, NATO, Saudi Arabia involved and there were legions of African mercenaries marching towards that region, the internet was full of war propaganda and in the local news people were dying suddenly in the streets without explanation and people thought it was a sign of the rapture, they thought that by supporting Israel they could escape that rare way of dying. I was warning them that those were the effects of the covid vaccine.
>>202768188didn't ask, xitternigger
>>202768188there's like 1.5 billion people in indiaof course there would be a lot of awful people from there even if they're just 5% of the population or something
>>202767859is this you jawir?
>>202768360I will prevent this.
:3
>>202768492kek jawirpedotroon do look like that
Hi /asean/ <3
>>202762501pagi pogi
>>202766871Vietnam products are cheap and they earn much more than us too. Meanwhile, our country is stuck in a perpetual cycle of minimum wage raise which also affects the commodity prices as well.
>>202767420i did this the other day and felt like a real woman
>>202768579cute girls!
>>202768575HEJHEJHEJ
>>202768617you are a good united state :)I am visit Drammen today, but I live in the Trondheim!How are you doing in United State?
>>202767823and we love it this way.
>>202768602i love subaru.
Gm frens
>>202768656Based!
>>202768656WTH rare
>>202768662good morning green Japan
>>202767697They don't have AC?
>>202768188MehThis is just a phase for every big rising nationAround ten years ago it was the Chinese (pic-related), before that the Japanese, the Americans, the Germans, and so on
>more foreign flags than asean member country flagsEven on the internet, we're still the sexpat destination of the world
>>202768602You are cuter <3
>>202768728The weak suffer what they must.
>>202768728pedotroonigs of the world unite!
>>202768732thank you indonesia! you are cute girl too :D
>>202768728I am sorry ;(It is only that asean is kind towards people but others are mean
>>202768802end yourself norwaychild fucker
>>202768802You're welcome to stay here, fuck the others.
i want to fuck the others
I'm tired of corposlaving.
>>202768820I am sorry. I do not mean harm to you :(>>202768821Sometimes I come here but I try not to bother too much. I don't want to annoying to my kind /asean/ fren :-)) !!!
>>202768630the girls are doing powerpoint night and a bonfire saturday. but i'm not making one because i'm lamei should buy some snacks and alcoholi get a massive employee discount this week and i offered to buy makeup/fragrances, she didn't tell pick out what she wants yet
>>202768842youll fuck anything at this point you worthless jawir
reminder coomposters (pedo) look like this
>>202768854You can be annoying. No one would stop you here.
>>202768802I'm not telling you to go away, I'm just saying there's more foreigners posting in /asean/ than SEA.>others are meanOnly spics in general have a xenophobic attitude towards people who doesn't speak spic language.
>>202768854you deserve jail time child fucker
>>202768869Unironically jawir will fuck anything because their ancestor are pajeet
>>202768802Dont listen to this jawir >>202768820
>>202768873king david my hero
>>202768859with employee discount you can buy the powerpoint girls some perfume/makeup and make those girls happy. then you may get sex if you want such thing :)
>>202768967>you may get sex if you want such thing :)that's not how the world works you delusional incel
>>202768728/asean/ has fallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTAcO5cB3Yanti-indian posting from indogs are chindog psyops
>>202769022everyone hates you pajeet
>>202768993oh i made a mistake thenit is my fault. i just hope america gets the girl because he seem like a good person!
>>202768993Maybe not for uggos like you
>>202769022you should just stick to being weeaboos, your indiophile peeple kinda sucks
>>202768802Just bang the street girls, art hoes and you'll be fine. Dont go for the trad qt 3.14s in the countryside though.
>>202769038stfu indog you're nothing without usall your culture came from us your country is even named after us
pajeet alert pajeet alert
pseudo saar indogenae
>>202769051>t. virgin
>>202769105Those are just placeholder cattle CEOs doe. Only Mr. Blackrock + all the other bankers in the board gets the final say.
keling bau got
>>202769105wtf are you doing here pajeetgo park some motorcycles
>>202769102Oh do not worry frenI do not get girl anyways becuse I am not good enough for a femaleBut /asean/ is good enough for the girls because you are good people!
>>202768114>unlaidwrong>Jawakalso wrong, kek>>202768492serves him right for using telegram to order cheese pizza, what a retard. And lastly I'm not a predator, it's just my parental instinct kicks in.
>>202769105>picWhy are yt ppl like this? If I build a company from the ground, I wouldn't let a bunch of stinky people from a more lesser, inferior country to sit in c level chair and lead my entire team.No wonder all of those company in that list are providing a worse, somewhat scam-like service to its customer/client, they adopt jeet behavior and scamming culture
it's called indonesia if you shit on india you shit on your own country
>>>/g/102586671This is downright scary, I'm not getting any "smart" tv from gooks. I guess 24 inch VA monitor + mini PC running linux is the only safe option for me
>>202768967on wednesday, i gave her a framed photo of her sitting on the rock on the ocean, taken exactly 3 years agoshe laughed her ass off when she unwrapped it because she had been repressing that memory. her shirt wasn't long enough, so she was very self-conscious about her underwear nearly showing lolthanks for reading my blog
>>202769227Look outside, we are more civilized than those shit eater monkey. As much as I hate this cunt we are miles better than them.Indonesia is what those jeet WISHED to be; a clean, civilized country with a good relationship with its neighbors and other cunts. Jeet only direct descendants in here are JAWIR, that's why they are so entitled to be credited for indonesia advancement in everything while in reality its the other ethnicities who are hardcarrying this entire country to be in this stage right now and jawir are the one who pushed everything back and halt the progression This is like when jeet saying 'but your favorite corporate ceo is indian sir' while jeet are actually there AFTER the entire corporate was established and trying to take the cred of its achievement
>>202769178whatever pedoniger
>>202769338i expected only chinks and their chinkwares would do this kind of shit lol
>>202769376stupid indog
>>202769205
>>202769427meanwhile 99% of India is like that
>>202769427Cimahi? That place with jawir resident migration? Thanks for proving my point, retarded jawir
>>202769105>>202769227>>202769427Stop brothers war
>>202769466you are talking with a literal pajeet
stfu dutch jew
>>202769205It's all about what's cheap. Non whites are docile, replaceable and have no choice but to endure shitty work culture... Within those companies the call center department alone (majority are ran by Indians enslaving pinoys) rake in millions of dollars every day. Yes, those shitty accents do make money, with luck. Also if a pinoy call center agent decides to go MIA, they already have a replacement before you even think about it. Now whites know the value of the products they buy and know they are entitled for support but pit them against people who get scammed/scam on a daily basis... You see. The average minimum waging white can file a class action lawsuit against a mega corp but what's Visajeet and John Michael Bobo gonna do?
>>202769535What makes me wonder is that they put them in high management position, literal c level chair. If its just a call center or customer service, even managerial level then its normal, but CEO? That's just absurd and illogical, and its not just 1 or 2 silicon valley corpo that have this jeet ceo epidemic its like most of them have the jeets (and funnily enough most of them also endure the decline after putting those streetshitter to high position)
>My girlfriend got a job paying her $24/hr in AmericaShe earns in an hour what we earn here a week. I feel emasculated when she told me that. It's robotics work and she doesnt have a clue about robotics.
>the offshore kelings is now using indo VPNYou just know some Wak did some irreparable damage to his family
>>202769535If anything is the megacorpo culture is the one to blame, maximizing gains minimizing risk is what ruined everything
>>202769447>>202769466
>>202768579>Manx GBC posterHoly based
>>202765073China fucking sucks, first time I failed the mid term exams was with herFucking nepo baby
>>202769617>It's robotics work and she doesnt have a clue about robotics.hmmm
>>202769697Try to post that webm everywhere, people would recognize that oldfag as a jeet descendant from her face immediately, which is, a backfire to your people
>>202769586>That's just absurd and illogicalIt's illogical for them, as a huge organization to prioritize short term gains over long-term profitability. But, that happens. The board are geared towards quarterly profits, than long-term planning. So, that's why SEO garbage are now in google® results after the CEO ordered reversion of patch that downranked those SEO excrements in an effort to increase engagement (because if people can't find the good result, they would have to click another page, thus increasing engagement metrics)
>>202769338interesting choice dood
What do you guys play on more often? PC, Mobile, or console? I play mainly on PC
which book(s) are you reading in your sea country?the beetle in the anthill by the strugatsky bros, pretty good sci-fi mystery
>>202769810b-but china numbah wan....
>>202770205> Assuming anybody here reads booksJoking aside, I’ve been trying to read the Silmarillion but I can’t fucking take it, it’s so hard to concentrate while reading it, idk why. I found the Hobbit and LOTR to be more palatable
>>202770205Trying to finish Roadside Picnic
>I did some family research and realized that I have blood relation to a gus in Rembang, all the way to Bani Basyeiban.what do?>>202770205I'm reading Kitab Kuning lately....
>you need to oil up your pan first before you cook. because, uhh..... y-y-you just have to! okay! you will buy cooking oils and you will stock them every month! you will support oil businesses!
>>202770205isekai...
>>202770280literal wibu rohisfucking jawirs man
>>202770286if you cook with fatty meat, then you don't need oil in the first place
>>202770334Don't worry I wouldn't cook you
>>202770136How do I summon Asahi out of my screen?>>202770223>Hiro and Ume got min max builds>China got min-min buildWhat do cinaks mean by this??>>202770286>why yes I've never cooked before, what gave it away?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVSavCov9Y
>>202770358Just wondering, are you guys (muslims) allowed to handle pork to cook?
>>202770272out of the seven books i read from them, i like the doomed city the best because it feels like i'm reading /int/ post
>>202770379Sure thing, we can cook pork but we should not eat the dish
>>202770329I really am one desu... I dunno, I'm just curious about the breadth of literature in arabic, I guess I am pining to be learned like a Jew would to their collection of literature.I'm reading Nahwu (Matan Al-Jurumiyah) which is about arabic grammaticals and such, and Shorof (Amtsilah At-Tashrifiyah) which is more about syntatic morprhology of the arabic language, both is precursor to learning more about the arabic corpus of academical and religious literature.I've also been reading about Javanese culture back then through the lens of outsider (like that one book written by Clifford Geertz)
this is indonesia's greatest invention
>a jeet>sandnigger rape spawn>chinkpedo>jawirsanything else here
>>202770586what are you, anyway? aryan superhuman?
My lunch.Other pagpag eaters(tagalogs) will seethe when I post my food.
>>202770615Yes
My desert
>>202770650My coffee
>>202769617Mcdonalds near where I live starts at like 22 an hour plus random incentives
>>202770586yeah, (you)
>>202770615this is him
>>202770621>>202770650>>202770665Who hurt you though
>>202770621>>202770650>>202770665fat fuck
>>202770286Oil makes it cook more evenly by increasing heat transfer, not stick, adds flavor, prevents drying out, and protects the cooking utensils if you're using something like cast iron.
>>202770329>wibu rohisWhat a disrespectful way to say "Japanese subculture enthusiast-Muslim gentleman"
>>202769376>a clean, civilized countryAre you baiting or sheltered as FUCK?
>>202770621>ramen nagithere are literally cheaper and better ramen shops than that shit
>>202770372i love those ギャル fashion so much.
>>202770870Richoids gonna richoid
>>202769338just don't connect it to the internet. monitor is always better THOUGH.
>>202766871as a muslim indon is better for me
>>202769376>SAAAAR WE ARE CIVILIZED SAAAR THOSE UNCIVILIZED ARE [INSERT ETHNICITY] SAAAR WE ARE NOT LIKE THAT SAAARJesus Christ youre not different from those pajeet
Well... we're never meant to be "Indonesia" in the first place anyway. Our original name is "Nusantara", but due to administration stuff we decided to simply follow the name given by the Dutch. We definitely should revamp it to avoid people confusing us with India.
what should we rename our country with hypotethycally speaking? we failed ganyang so i dont think we could use the name nusantara
>>202769338Just get a dumb TV, even a couple of chink ones have an option to "disable" all the smart shit if you want and install Plex on it if you have the money to build and maintain a home NAS server
>>202769427how many percentage of our place is exactly like that? compare it to india. also, even our most rural and underdeveloped places still have a 100% fully functioning toilet system.
Just like what Uncle Ruckus, no relation, said that no matter how much food you spend every weekend, you still just a lowlife tangalog monkey.
>>202770969nah, nusantara is still our name even without old territories from majapahit and sriwijaya
>>202769338Wait, people still watch TV in this decade?
>>202771005around 98%
>>202771005>even our most rural and underdeveloped places still have a 100% fully functioning toilet system.You have never been in rural and underdeveloped places.
>>202771086where's the research journal THOUGH
i'm still wondering how other SEA countries are covered in your country's local newshere, aside from thailand, news about other SEA countries that isn't football-related barely makes the headlines
>>202771102nigga, i used to live in one when my family was still struggling. one of my neighbor lived in a literal bamboo house without floor, and they still have a squatting toilet. it's messy, but it's fully functioning. we're not jeets, we never shit in streets.
>>202771023The word nusantara is derived from an Old Javanese compound of nūsa (lit.'islands') + antara (lit.'outer'), which can be roughly translated as 'the outer islands' (from Java island's perspective). This term is taken from Gajah Mada's oath and may be interpreted as a translation of Dvīpāntara, an older Sanskrit term coined by Kertanegara, which carries roughly the same meaning.
>>202771117Because local news matters. And local shitshows are ironically eyeball friendly /s
>>202770372>>202770813Enjoy cholesterol
>>202771039People buy Tv for jewtube, Netflix and console stuff. Yes
>>202771102a lot of the illegal squatters here have toilets but here's the catch, when they set up their stuff at the riverbanks or near canals they don't have pipes connecting to the main sewage system but all their sewage is caught by these bodies of water. Or they just resort to hook them up to other house's poso negros / sewage tanks illegally if they're that desperate .
>>202771117From what i've seen so far, it's only the good news like tourism stuff. Unless it's something controversial like that one Filipina (actually Chinese) politician who got arrested here. It was an unexpected collab between us and Philippines. I heard many people were cheering for us when they catch the news.
>>202771198Dietary cholesterol does not really affect blood levels in a negative fashion, that's mainly caused by poor overall health. Oil is healthy and essential at appropriate levels provided you aren't heating it to near smoke point, and provided it isn't shitty seed oils or hexane extracted stuff.
>>202771117They don't care pretty much unless if its related to our own like state visits, asean and spratlys related stuff. But they do at times in their showbiz news cover filipino dramas that have been aired not just in SEA but overseas even. I even recall some thai drama getting popular here too which was covered by the news and they managed to interview some of its actors via conference call
>>202771198just switch to coco oil or even unprocssed oil like cattle lard
>>202771160rudimentary shack atop of river is not toilet
>>202771198i know you are doing it for the sake of being a contrarian but damn, you are looking dumber than a pile of rock right now
siang sayang>>202768222where is it?
>>202771324you're thinking about MCK. no, that's not what it is.
>>202771176its pretty odd that most of the local news we got are from fb posts / reels and tiktok videos as as we don't have much in the way of local tv like the US has. Regional TV does exist but its literally forgotten by now as more zoomers just use facebook or tiktok to read news
>>202771346I thought we are talking about toilet? Is MCK not toilet?
>>202771334Smarter than you, jawir
>>202771378said the guy that say oiling a pan is bad
>>202771392Still higher IQ
>>202771412im so sorry that you are autisticmust be hard for your family
>>202771370It's easy to digest shit whenever you're at Fecesbook/TikTok, that's why it passes shit as well, in terms of Fake News Ragebait Peddlers, diarrhea shit.
>>202771392hey i'm not him
>>202771117>VietnamBorder jumping fishermen problems, common race of prostitutes caught in weekly anti human trafficking/ brothel ops>ThailandSubsidized oil/ petrol thieves/ also common victims of human trafficking/ prostitution, recently become more popular in tourism related stuff due to our locals preferring to spend their offbdays/paycheck there instead of our frankly kike-tier hotels and establishments.> CambodiaScary place where people get roped and/ beaten into being phone scammers> FliplandSomething something typhoons/ floods/ whatever natural boo-boos>Indoland, SingaporeBoring shit like trade deals. Every once in a while the media highlights the shitty behavior of the S'pore's tourists.>MyanmarUsed to never shut up about Rohingyans. Suspiciously radio silent about the war they re having now.> Brunei, LaosMight as well not exist
>>202771660ye, but you are about the same ya
>>202770870for me? kyukyu ramen
>>202771705>shitty behavior of the S'pore's tourists.is it the jeets?
>>202771117They never show anything from other SEA countries. To be fair, I haven't watched TV since 2008.
>>202772216Chinks and their shitty driving
>>202772476
>He doesn't use a Meta Quest 3S to watch his tv soap opera
>>202770870If he's gonna spend a lot then might as well eat at Mendokoro, but I'm worried their recent expansion would lower the quality (see Frankie's)
>>202772544the pose reminds me of my gf's nude pic
>>202771705>to our locals preferring to spend their offbdays/paycheck there instead of our frankly kike-tier hotels and establishments.Frankly, your tourism industry are much cheaper than the rent-seeking indonesian tourism.
>>202772940No pic = hoax