Teef edish
so this is toby
I'm normal
doing what the zoomers call 'bed rotting'
https://voca.ro/1n3czCr09PO4
just stop toil
and the sausagesare...ON
>>202775010who's that
looks nice that
>>202775010imagine the smell
>>202775012Would prefer this over WFH desu
>>202775012
oh my DAYS
any shaggers here ever made a gf squirt?
>>202775025alri belfastlad
>>202774936
>>202775025blud's living in Silent Hill
belgium going to specsavers and asking for a pair of speccies
dissolution
>>202775014pan nice and hot
>>202775038more like wazbollah!
>>202775040only a porn thing
i for one would like to be a member of a secret club, imagine how nice it used to be in the freemasons where everyone looked out for each other on the sly, police look the other way when you speed, dentists and doctors just so happen to find you an appointment, mechanic lets your car go through mot despite a couple of faultsthat's what being a white englishman should be like in england
>>202775057
>Did you mean: gosforth
>>202775052
>>202775057no it's actually on a medium temperature so they don't burn, I've learned that from experience
>>202775051grim
>>202775038Right well looks like Israel can do without that US-UK strike group in the Eastern Med then
>>202775087that's because you didn't put enough butter
>>202775087
>>202775040you mean made their gf piss?
the rorkemasons
>>202775025Nothing wrong with horsey
>>202775087Why would you not just oven them
>>202775078bum white and flat
>>202775038how will the sheeds and leftytroons react to this
instead of saying grim, when we see something we like, we could say "trim"
>>202775065Nah it isn't, it's just a small piss squirt rather than a massive piss stream
>>202775109cool it
>>202775097I've discussed my use of butter at length already, won't be getting into it again
meeting a french lad from a certain app later if things go well his toulouse sausage and my pain au chocolat may be in contact
excuse me mate is it true this train station is full o specky bams?
>>202775120*puts this up on the fridge trying to stifle a laugh*great idea!
>>202775130grim bender
>>202775087Good ladLow and slow is the best for sausages>>202775097Fuck off retard
>>202775109cause they taste better cooked in a pan
>>202775127just joshing, gordon always puts a ton of butter in stuff
what's on at the BFI IMAXI'll be watching Joker 2 Gladiator 2 seems like it'll be bad but I want to see the naval coliseum war games
LIVERPOOL
only true oldfags will remember the mallardmong incident
>>202775127>>202775137Genuinely howling from both these posts brain is absolute mush at this point
>>202775130You should be shot
https://youtu.be/N058dFTFyEM
Every time Ridley Scott makes a movie, the gods flip a coin.
>>202775162trim photo
>>202775109>ovening sausagesmost poofter thing I've ever read
>>202775130think you made that story up as a vehicle for your awful attempt at wordplay
>>202775046mad that i could go to horsforth for £39 in november despite having no business whatsoever being there
>>202775191sausages are dead tasty baked
>>202775162How much for you to lick that window frame all the way around
>>202775157Go and see interstellar mate, genuinely unreal in IMAX
I've literally got ma cock out
>>202775168Explain what is funny about each of them.
>>202775202congrats lad
lad eating oven sausages with tesco value ketchup and hovis half and half
Only sausages I ever pop in the oven are chipolatas on Christmas morning
>>202775199wiuld my safety be guaranteed?
>>202775202good to see it hasn't annoyed you at all
what a repulsive mess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjHsay6P_J4
>>202775156sorry lad, the Gordon reference went over my head and I thought you were criticising my techniquemight listen to some serge gainsborough
Reckon it’s beer o’clock
>>202775213is it trim or no?
>>202775217that's like me explaining why the sun rises or the bird sings, it simply cannot be done
>>202775219
>>202775157imagine screening 2 hours of blacked raw on screen and just gooning like a loon
>>202775219done him
get the sausages air fried, i say
>>202775253Nah yer alright
pure fucking soul
Actually, actually Rorke, sausages come from ancient Sumeria dating 4000 B.C.
Going to aldi to get some of their fresh-in-stock Oktoberfest beers
>mushrooms>plantsoff to buy some mushroom seeds to plant in my garden, fucking mong
>>202775230you jest but that's literally what half the country considers a decent meal
>>202775276my first attempt at building a house in minecraft
>>202775283It's September mate
>>202775157Didn't know they were making a LoTR animeseems like it will be good from the quick squiz I had at the wikipedia article
>>202775168ive been up since around 4am and some of these posts are making me chuckle uncontrollably like >>202775049
>>202775303I always look ahead mate
Having some cereals. Got toil soon. Agreed to cover part of someone's shift today for them.
>I've discussed my use of butter at length already, won't be getting into it again
I'll take some photos of horsforth as I walk to the station
>>202775279good thing sumerian immigrants came then eh?
poopoo
Hi /brit/Just wanted to tell you all that me and the wife are enjoying your posts this fine Saturday morn, very entertaining.Keep it up!Eternally Yours,Sir KS.
>>202775296That is a decent meal
>>202775234need to launch another crusade to sort them all out
>>202775318Have yous got the Oktoberfest beers in your store
>>202775296nah, the country loves grilled sausages with brown on a thick white bloomer with heaps of butter
Just made 300 clearing out asbestos from an old fellas loft in less than an hour. There's money to be made out there if you can find it lads
>>202775350you look proud
don't keep up much with politics what has Labour actually done
>>202775350got your speccies on i see
I slept really well last night. I've been taking lots of vitamins and eating lots of fruit and drinking fruit juice to try and help my cold so maybe that's a factor in my improved sleep. The night felt really long and I woke up feeling really rested.
keir starmer going into his basement and using a lightning gun on his prisoners
>>202775354you just dump the lot in a country lane aye?good man
>>202775328https://youtu.be/zECULHZ7eh8
>>202775318nice one lad
>>202775362
ladsas a wh*te, should I stop supporting em?
think i’ve got the old ‘vid for the third timeshall not be adjusting my behaviour and hopefully give it to a few boomers when i go to M&S later
>>202775367hopefully eternal rest for you soon de lad
>>202775369Dumped it over the garden wall into an abandoned house lol
My fat obese sister (evil) fries EVERYTHING in vegetable oil AND butter and she uses shit loads of both.
>>202775397tarq
>>202775367did you wake up with a hard willy?
Moving to Manhattan in one month.
>>202775362looooool
>>202775362roaring
>>202775319it's true, I had a long argument with several people in here a while back about pan temperatures and cooking with butter and I don't want a repeat of it
>>202775420No, I didn't. Bit of a weird question
Horsforth Resplendent
hezbollahbros...
mad how you interrupt his goon sesh by pointing out his esl paki speak and he stops his regular programming and calls everyone an indian lool
>>202775421hope you're prepared to pay $4k/m in rent for a box apartment xxx
>>202775330say what you want about Sir Cat Stroker but he bagged a peng wife
Mad how some people believe that a supernatural spirit created the universe
>>202775393white people support chelsea unfortunately
not even exaggerating lads i think i've just done a solid 2 or 3 feet of poo
>>202775362SCREAMING
what do you reckon will happen at the end of time?
>>202775473You just posted proof that God is real
>>202775486you have sex for the first time
>>202775004imagine if the camera man took his bum in a fit of anger haha
Rorke's just been raped
>>202775457where did all the fog go
>>202775486your slobbers on her last cock
>>202775499How so?
>>202775465Buying actually
>>202775486we already know ladit's been filmedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA
Fresh outThe sun is pleasant but giving off little heatA 40 watt bulb in the sky
i think time's just gonna hit the end of space and bounce off it, and everything will reverse
>>202775533looks nice and quiet
why is the belgian spamming pictures of little kids?
>>202775549horrible fucking racist cunt
might rise my arse out of bedgive me a good reason to
>>202775486all starts over again
does anyone else here shave his armpits?
>>202775569Not meFear I'd get all sweaty and itchy and grossAlso cba
>>20277552783% of the general public believe in God. If it was so obvious that God doesn't exist, nowhere near that amount of people would believe it anyway. The fact that its 83%, suggests some mysterious power at work, the hand of God himself, whispering in to the ears of the people reminding them "I'm real"
>>202775557you know he's not actually from belgium right
>>202775560yes but how is it relevant here?
>>202775571yeah it's a picture in the uk, your mum still in pakistan
Pick your fighter
>>202775590
>>202775393arsenal is for wogsspurs is for yidschelsea is for tarqs west ham is for the overweightpalace is for bendersfulhams is coffin dodgersall these teams are filled with black and brown mercenaries though because football is a totally pozzed sport (and balck people run faster) so good luck coming to terms with that
>>202775582he's from chester
>>202775579Lol
wonder who the most wanked over woman is of all time
>>202775563there's a nasty little gremlin under the bed preparing to attack you
>>202775590bulldozed that cunt
>>202775577you should try it once just to see how it isit doesn't make me itchy
>>202775579Cringed hard at this
>>202775579Those stats are just from the USA by the way, so does that mean Americans decide what is true?In Muslim countries, probably over 90% of people would believe that Mohammad was a prophet of God - does that mean this is true?
>>202775605Probably a celeb
>>202775607what if instead it was a sexy little goblinette preparing to suck me off
omds belgiancuck is so rattled he is straight up NOT having a good time rn on a saturday lmfao
>>202775590sent that nonce to the gas chamber
>>202775638bro had his cuck spam interrupted and is now in a grumpy mood lol
>>202775638fuckup 190
https://youtu.be/E69NZG-PYDQIts up lads, all about UK Bus Deregulation
>>202775623Could do. 83% and over 90% are absurdly high numbers. If scientists were even remotely correct in their arguments, they'd atleast be able to bring those numbers down to like 40% maximum. But they haven't, so something supernatural is happening here
My god has big boobies and is into gentle femdom
Hopefully the belgian flag kills himself after this
remember when speado said he was going to be shagging all day today lmao
>>202775613
>>202775603who is the belgium flag bbc spammer? is it 190? i had a break for a few years but he didnt used to post that shit, he mostly posted about oasis and drugs and shitposted on spee. if its not him, who is it and why are people saying its 190?
>>202775529this brings me joy
>>202775605almost certainly one of the mainstream pornstarslike I reckon every bloke in the entire world has tugged it to Angela White at least once
>>202775673mate he'll probably wank to this
>>202775599aye desu my interest has plummeted considerably 24 team euros and 48 team world cup will do that to you
>>202775677probs spainlad, they both take giant L's on the regs
Auld fella walking around in a F1 red bull t shirtBewildering specimen
>im literally laughing irl
>>202775680why?it made me cry
i often find myself laughing at /brit/, genuinely
at lot of these posts read like it was written by 13 year olds
>>202775362DONE HIM
Sycamore Gap by Northumberland printmaker and artist Rebecca Vincent
>>202775721quote the 3 funniest posts in this thread right now
>zone 1 apartment>sun shining in my eyes through the floor to ceiling windows>vintage boston university crewneck>calvin klein loungewear trousers>'ber 'ats mcdonald's breakfast on the way>gf away for the weekend>SOTD: Parfums de Marly Pegasusmy saturday so far
>>202775672mental that he still thinks people actually believe a single thing he says
>>202775689you never deviate from your cuck posts, so the fact that you've spent the past half hour on damage control regarding a spelling error suggests you are the one, in fact, that is rattling x
>>202775723>at lot of these posts read like it was written by 13 year olds
black people are DANGEROUS
atheists are DANGEROUS
Forgot to clip my nails FUCKS sake
>>202775711because at some point in time, the last darkie will die
Can I just say I think you lot are top lads, although I despair to think what you freaks look like irl. As a bit of a shagger and a 7/10 I fear if I unknowingly saw you in the street I'd think you're a fucking freak
>>202775637>>202775368>>202775737>>202775010
>>202775681i haven't
>>202775664>If scientists were even remotely correct in their arguments, they'd atleast be able to bring those numbers down to like 40% maximum. But they haven't, so something supernatural is happening hereThat doesn't logically follow though. It's entirely possible that people can believe in things that are actually false.
Geology is quite an interesting field but I don't know if I could exclusively study it for an extended period of time whilst maintaining interest.
>>202775731how dull and uninspired
>>202775788ok
>7/10 thinks he's attractive
>>202775806The point is I suspect you're all 4s
the belgian has left the thread in a tizzy
>>202775779you would, I'm genuinely not a pleasant person to be around or even look at
>>202775784>It's entirely possible that people can believe in things that are actually false.Not to 90% they don't mate. I will never get 90% of the population to believe there is a poo monster out there in the universe, and you can't get 90% of the population to believe in your gay science. That logically implies that both arguments are of the same value, if neither can reach the heights of belief Christianity has. That suggests that Christianity has truth to it like no other.
>>202775779im quite handsome
mental how
>>202775838I didn't mention anything to do with gay science... why are you thinking about gay stuff?
>>202775823away to finger his pisshole to calm down
>>202775852Rating please
>>202775859Scientists take it up the bum
>>202775774Hows that zoomer pussy you’ve got going on?
singles I have a beerodds I have a beerdoubled I have twotrips I have three
>>202775868not me
>>202775737>>202775756
katy rolling her eyes and finally replying to timmy’s dm to confirm the lunch date she as with him today, but she wont let him hit ofc, just free lunch because why not LOL
who would ever find this freak attractive
a coworker once called me handsomethat was over ten years ago
>>202775898I will never buy the blurays or hd versions. Original dvds are the way
>>202775838Where is Christianity mentioned in that pic?
>>202775779Everyone at the job has been making fun of me lately for looking like Erling Haaland.
>>202775920You just said it was from the US general public.
>>202775892Timmy is lucky he even gets to buy her lunch
>>202775804I tried posting on /cum/ yesterday and got less of a reception there than the frogs and german threads. Mousey did irrecoverable damage to our flags reputation on this board.
if 83% of the population believe something is real, theres obviously an inherent value to that belief that leads people to believe it is true, so its probably true.
>>202775898For me it's when a 4k blu ray is released and the clarity is way better but the colours and HDR is all fucked up.
>>202775946
can someone please kill this belgian cunt
>>202775946he’s putting his best /r/malefashionadvice outfit on
>>202775486On to Pennos
>>202775931So the same will be true of Islam given the implications if the question was asked in the middle east?
>>202775956why are you even posting in outer /int/ at all
>>202775982literally just filter belgium and move on
>23% of housing stock is terracedI'm still absolutely stunned at this. I don't actually believe it. I would have said it's 70%
the subbbbbbbbbbers lads get in
>>202775965This is Diego level idiocyThat you Diego?
>>202775989Could be. Christianity does say that other Gods are one God, the Christian God
>>202775738yes lad my missus is away too, meet up for a pint? Old Coffee House on carnaby street
lil timmy worrying about what perfume he should wear on his lunch date with katy
>>202776022alan carr leftovers
>>202776034People wouldn't believe in silly things that have no value or truth to it at the level 83% are committed to believing and you know it
>>202776022looks like freddie mercury shat on it
>>202775911looks like a lib dem farted on it
>>202776047I'm wearing Creed Aventus for my DINNER date tonight. umad?
This is the kind of shit Tories do in their spare time
>>202776022for me it's>roast chicken>bacon>lettuce, red onion>sweet onion sauce>Italian>extra cheese, extra toasted
>>202775911Girl in my class in 2011 said she liked my haircut
>>202776080I've got that.
something really effeminate about hearing men say "tories". Its a word that will always naturally come out of the mouth of some screeching paki woman and gays lol
>>202776022Is Elton John doing Deliveroo now?
don't understand why people elton john they food
>>202775867Only those in the videos you watch
>>202776001I had things to discuss with Americans. Turns out there are as many of them here as on /cum/. There were fuck all Canadians and no Mexicans at all. Maybe it was just the time, different timezones and that. Sometimes I have things to discuss with Euros. Italians are funny.
I am one of those guys who claps when the plane lands. Yeah, go on and roll your eyes. Flying is a little miracle. We're going on another part of the globe to have a nice holiday and quite a few people can just about afford it. What's not to be happy about?
>>202776080yes you’ll definitely shag, youtube told me so
i have a self harm scar on my thorax from when i was retarded and on drugs, should i get a tattoo to cover it or try laser removal or what
any arch linux man in
>>202776113bizarre post
jimmy saville was never given a fair trial
>>202776143laserif you get a tattoo then you're still a retard
p diddy sex arse
>>202776139What are you wearing to the club tonight? Reply with a Vocaroo if possible, no worries if not.
>>202776147Debian man myselfCba with updatingFive weeks uptimeZero updates that aren't flatpaksComfy
>>202776143what are you a wasp
>>202776054https://thehill.com/latino/434133-poll-nearly-80-percent-of-americans-believe-immigrants-no-more-to-blame-for-crime-than/amp/
>>202776113kek i know what you mean
Jah bless
>>202776087sounds terrible
>>202776164laser doesnt 100% hide keloids
just up now after the sixteen hours kip and feeling a bit shaky. dreamtoil must expend a lot of energy
>>202776172why use linux? don't you use your pc for gaming?
>>202776113Embarrassing innit
"Effeminate" is only a word ever used by closeted homosexuals. There's a reason you see it loads on 4chan
Just remembered I forgot to turn my shower rail heating off before I left for the weekendThat's a few quid and a few endangered species down the funny then
>>202776178>thehill.comheheheheHhahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAH
>>202775898woke did this
>>202776170versace eros is a great club fragrance all the women will get wet and horny
>>202776205I use my laptop for browsing 4chan and twitter and making webms
>>202776213Shower rail heating? What the fuck is that
>>202775898how can I watch the one on the left?
>>202774974>>202774974>>202774974
total zoomer death
>>202776234Like a radiator but specifically for your towel
use everything I see complained about on /brit/ to add to my arsenal of annoying behaviours x
>>202776137What about the end of a movie? When you think about it its crazy that humans have invented that shit. To me planes make more sense because its mechanical. Our monkey brains can put things together. But anything electrical. Cameras. Projectors. Even telephones. I don't understand it at all.
>>202776234the rail you hang your towels on heats up so your towels are nice and warm when you get out of the shower
>>202776143why hide it at all? it sound stand as a reminder to you not to do it again. as for others if your embarrassed just tell them its an old scar from a car crash or a knife fight or whatever.
>>202775473Are these american stats?
>>202774972since when do brit shave teef
>>202776461What I posted is from America yes, in 2009. It's from Pew Research, you can find it with GoogleYour pic is good news in my view
