literally me edish
poo smells hehe :D
/r/gooncaves is banned lads
>>202778040>he said girls and not womenNONCE
wtf I was reading my sisters 15 year old diary and she talks about some family friends/neighbours that I have absolutely zero recollection of
>point out that a man has a very feminine, under-developed physique>some twig mong starts banging on about how i'm a steroid user trying to groom people into a weightIifting cultthis is your brain on estrogen
where are all the goonettes
need to be sentenced to solitary confinement
>>202778104sorry we like women here, think you must be lost. here's the board you want pal>>>/lgbt/
>>202778121>2009what does he look like now
>The Israel Defense Forces say they killed Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah in Friday's strikes on Beirut - Hezbollah has yet to comment>Nasrallah has not been seen in public for years because of fears of being assassinated by Israel
tfw spent all my time at the gym instead of studying the bladeffs
White obsolescence leads to black excellence
gympaedos alert
just spent £20 to have some toast delivered
the beat goes on
>>202778137christ hezbollah were a fucking jokeat least hamas hid amongst civilians meaning israel had to drag out a proper invasion
>Teenager warned friend to 'run, bro' and tried to flee for his life but tripped moments before boy, 12, hacked him to death with machete
Clean shaven. Always..
>>202778140good one mate, not really our vibe. try sharing it with the lads over at>>>/lgbt/
get these two lobbed into a vat of acid too
>>202778136Impressive how it didn't break into parts, just one long poo
>>202778174pfffft
the flag of the second British-Japanese alliance
need to be made into sausages
never win on footie bets
ran into my hot russian neighbour at the pool
>>202778248Watch where you're going next time. Hope you apologised
they look like a bunch of twats "rock" musicbet it sounds awful
>>202778137wonder how many civilians died
>alarming escalationlads they've been murdering people in their thousands for months nowand for decades prior to that too
arthur mallard
>>202778262I saw this exact same image on here like 3 months ago.Are you getting paid to spam this thread? Serious question.
>>202778300let the lions roam free
>>202778275The beatlesLed zeppelinThe Rolling Stones Queen not a fucking woman in one of them
>>202778286tell it to the smelly art hoes we dont care
>>202778271
>>202778303>once every 3 months>spamErr
>>202778275Can tell just from looking at them that they are LGBTQ NONCES
>>202778180You seen that video with that man out with his missus and they come across a schizo black fella attacking parked cars and then he pulls out a knife, the man tries to run, trips in the worst possible way on a nearby bench, then gets stabbed to death?
>>202778300yea yea, and then the next day one of them is in a bad mood and disembowls you
>>202778286Yes but this time they've killed the leader of Iran's main ally in Lebanon greatly reducing indirect power from them
need to be lathered in honey and fed to pitbulls
>>202778339Yeah
the latest crop of bands are shit
south east asians dont get enough hate online
me and the wife
need to be slathered in lube and given to black arse drillers
>>202778359it's no mallard
Might soak in the tub for an hour or two xx
>>202778275It doesn't say who they are
sir ball peen hammer
just raped rorke
>>202778402Those women have done nothing productive at all in their life. Can't cook, can't build, nothing. What are they good for?
oil has been officially postponed until further notice
>>202778328proper hard lads there, i wouldn't disrespect their trans identity
>>202778419every just stop oil man looks like he has aids or is one of those gimps from cuckold porn
>>202778419that's oil stopped thenwhat now
>>202778375a harmless meek people compared to indians and blacks i still shouldnt be seeing any of them walking down pall mall they should be in the rice fields
>>202778428did he cummed?
>>202778357What about the one on the side of the highway where one black guy throws petrol over another and then burns him alive? Maybe two alive actually
think I might be done with /brit/ ladsI'm not leaving yet but it feels like the right time to gobeen a wild ride and I will miss it though
who's the worst sopranos character lads
>>202778470lyvia
>>202778467see you tomorrow
>>202778457they also stopped meat and exercise
>>202778459they're just very, very, very, very annoying
>>202778467Where would you go? Nowhere. This fills a void. The void shall remain.
https://x.com/fkiernan5/status/1839706410445070756SCREAMING
>>202778463Haven't seen that one. Sounds kino
>>202778419wow what a youth movement
need to be buried alive
>>202778470Janice was a whore and a bitch honourable mention to richie aprile and fitch
>fitchroar
arsed it all up
>>202778419get them jailed for 8 years
>>202778467bet you wouldn't feel that way if someone caved that belgian cunt's dome in with a mattock
>>202778494
>>202778159Good posts, I tried replying to all your train pictures but 4chan thinks I'm spamming. For fuck's sake.
Gonna give the new Caspian report video a watch now lads
Britain needs a nuclear power plant in every county
>>202778286KWAB
>>202778530even rutland?
Fuck me lads just curled out a poo the weight of a small mammalGenuinely feel lighter and more agile after it
>>202778529we dont need a running commentary!!!
>>202778419such a moronic movement. Do they honestly think the giant petroleum megacorporations will be brought down by a handful of neeks causing a nuisance in an airport or chucking a tin of soup at a painting
>>202778470tonyfuckin big cry baby bitchwho the fuck goes to see a shrink lmao
men used to die in wars now they act out skits alone in their bedroom and upload it to tiktok
>>202778496He's had as many views as the original post
>>202778529i cant be arsed watching this unless it agrees with my already made up view that mass immigration is bad
this time next week mumberg and dadowitz will be away on holiday lush
think i might build an accurate british city in openttd
>>202778547eventually yes
>>202778529Are all these "the UK is on the brink of collapse" videos just clickbait for thirdies?
was up until 2am gooning, not good
>>202778496Yet I get mouthed off for doing the gay porn dance on the way to toil. Double standards
>>202778459Indonesians are an extremely sinister people
>>202778541rutland will have two
>>202778529people keep saying his videos are AI generated now
Any lads remember this bad boys design?
what is the difference between gooning and just having a massive wank?
>>202778577bbc?
>>202778470if by worst you mean best then janice, richie and ralphie
>>202778498It really was
*enters the thread*
runtland
>>202778596yesi am 39 years old
Good morningSchizo status?
begone hangover, i want to start my day!
>>202778495there are other ways to fill the void>>202778525it's true that he and other posters like him have turned this place sour but it's far from the only reason
>>202778599
>>202778576no it's meant to make british people with shit lives (me) feel better
>>202778632grimremember when the first gooncaves pictures emerged years ago
the stats so far274 calories burned24 exercise minutes7 standing hours4,459 steps
having one of those mr kipling lemon slicesmight have twelve more
>>202778632They always watch boring studio porn
>>202778619you just logged on
Alright and we have /brit/ anon on line. /brit/anon, what's on your mind?
>>202778613That looks so fun
>>202778661lmao imagine being a snob about porn you weird incel
>>202778496Had a bloke called "Shipley dancing man" round my area in BradfordSome weirdo that would go to the big set of traffic lights near Shipley and dance like Michael JacksonHaven't seen him in years
>>202778665Yes very good observation
>>202778659eat 6 of thempiggygo on
>>202778659*jiggles belly*
>>202778642
need someone to make a driving sim that uses google maps to create a to scale virtual version of earth you can drive around would be absolutely kino
>>202778659They are exceedingly delicious…
>>202778624what are the other reasons
>>202778668get all tories and liberals melted into mush and fed to wild animals
>>202778668those brexiteers wankpuffin nigel farage spunktrumpet RACIST TORIES cuntwaffle
>>202778624>there are other ways to fill the voidSuch as?
>>202778599I think gooning is less about stimulating your penis and more about stimulating your mind
what's wrong with studio porn? i admire and sometimes get tearful at the production value
>>202778696not labour though?
>>202778668Yes hi James, I'm worried about this guy I know called Rorke, he's been adopting very extreme views, what should I do?
>>202778688the crew and the crew 2 are little mini versions of americafun to see the sights
>>202778685hahaha i remember this one with the neatly organized picturesthen it got more and more maximalist with blokes with 8 flat screens and all
>>202778668saw brexit kill a hardworking immigrant and me nan froze to death
Czech Casting for me
>>202778613the crocodile fears the samurai
>>202778714party isn't relevantplenty of tories and liberals in the labour party who need melting down into mush
>>202778685yanks can't wank without lube kekmy willard is good to go
>>202778659>>202778689mogged by angel slices
>>202778714don't want to poison the wild animals do you?
Had a wank over a white tranny being bummed by a black
>>202778775CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>202778668gay porn james, gay porn's on the mind
>>202778789scrom,mgaignagnag
>>202778750Czech Orgy. 1 guy and like 50 women. Mental, I'd die of a heart attack.
>>202778812i'd die of embarrassmentall those women seeing my little willy
>>202778789hooting, hollering and jumping up and down like kid on christmas morning at this
>>202778812filmed in front of a live studio audience
when is that jap cunt going to support webp files i'm fucking sick of this
custard slices mog all
pinky finger down the japseye
Just wiped my arse with this posh scented type loo rolls which cost an extra £2 per 12 pack.Any lads want to give me a sniff and tell me if its worked?
>>202778789standing on a table and firing two revolvers in the air while screaming
>muh cakeshave an apple why don't youthey literally grow on trees
>>202778812>Mental, I'd die of a heart attack.
Oak and Ash and Thorn de lads
>>202778836I know, I hate having to screenshot Bradders
pretty much can't wank to anything except JAV now because western pornstars do not shut the fuck up and the amateur stuff is filmed terribly
ignore the attention seeking applenigger
>>202778878A new low
just watched a documentary about u boats designed to fire cheeky rockets
Printing this thread out on a4 paper and using it to wipe my arse
>>202778887just stop watching porn
Searching for posts with the image hash ‘hlHUWPrIGsmAW5msl4SZNA==’. 6 results found.
>>202778903risking a papercut
>>202778893Explain how
Going to drop £250 on one of them fleece windbreaker jackets from patagonia like i’m made of money (no klarna)
>>202778879this reminds me of that green knight film. Good flick that, might watch it again actually
>>202778852I over heard some poof calling me a snob the last time I used that
can't imagine an orgy would be any fun without drugs
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>>202778773
>>202778905can't>>202778895link?
>>202778887i almost exclusively watch jav deepthroat
>>202778931It's fucking awful.
>>202778945
>>202778789>vantablackgood songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKrFFgTlRSo
>>202778940love mushy peas me
>>202778942I would cum in the first 5 minutes then pick up my things and leave
come play this game https://pomme.us/bigapple
for everything else, there's alucard
8923Seek help
have to go to my sisters soon for my niece's birthday partythinks there'll be people there from the other side of their family that i'll have to socialise withprobably some dogs and some children i don't know tooalready can't be fucked with it
BALLINBALLINBALLINBALLINNNNN
>>202778945was saying this down at the sacrificial altar earlier
>>202778984MOOOOOOOOODS
>>202778958couldn't get on with those because it always seems like the girl is being aggressively facefucked instead of just giving a lad a good blowjob
>>202778948Dakota is a bad influence
>>202779005You belong in the asylum
honestly would there be any point in having more than 3 women in bed with you at once
>>202779019it's not my game dummy
niggerising around
>>202777777
>>202778977yeah exactlyunless I was out of my mind it would get boring the second I spaffed
>>202779005Just drink heavily
>>202779034Why are they ALWAYS on the phone?
>>202779050suspect it might be a soft drink occasion take the piss
>>202779034leftypol demanding this man be given a teaching position at oxford with tenure
>>202779026that's why i like them
>>202779046they have their own japanese heathermong, mad
>>202779034They're always on the phone!
>>202779005niece mixed race?
>>202779056talking loud as fuck too. annoying wogs
>spend 3 hours opening 300 pornhub tabs>cum in 5 minutes
queer starmer trending
>>202779091vocaroononce
>>202779074mad how many prime japanese fitties this lad has shagged
ugh dude the freakin commies bro
was at the beach one time and there was a jeet on the phone while he was swimming
>>202779086
reading about the 1983 nfl draft lads
>>202779098corner and cost cutting exclusive to communists of coursea capitalist would never
dogberg having a dream and spazzing out
>>202778096anything horny in it
sigh.... i just feel like i have no porpoise in life!
>>202779120
>>202779130why
https://youtu.be/8XFMZs_7nOA
What are some good switch games or is it all soy gay shit
Damn Israel really do be going for the high score No body can stop them (Based)
>>202779167zeldapokemonmario
dis nigga listenin to ludwig van beethoven
>>202779172How many will they kill by the time the war ends?
>>202779167mario kart 8
>>202779167Yakuza Kiwami is out on the Switch I believe. One of the best game series going imho
>>202779195Vocaroo this for us
>>202779195except he unironically will and will be sent to a women's prison
>>202778555oooohhhhh you're talking about da boss 'ere
>>202779179>zeldasoy>pokemongay>marioshit
hate cooming in the shower and trying to rinse it off but it ends up sticking to the tiles and somehow like congeals into solids
love a bit of the old ludwig van
>>202779167toil of the wild is good
>>202779193Happens when you're alone for so long
Tchaikovsky mogs Beethoven
>>202779213nah the troons still go to male prisons
>>202779225The hot water cooks it
>>202779252not under two tier kier mate
>>202779260Why not?
cum omelet JAV
>>202779213imagine how excited he'll be to get into a women's prison only to be released a week later to make room for a facebook mum sharing a meme sir two tier doesn't like
>>202779198The war will never end
>>202778984we need more players come
>>202779290How many will they have killed by the end of 2025 then?
going to have to force myself to wanktoil a couple times per week because I have no desire to at all, but I notice that when I do, I feel much better and more accomplished mentally like it activates something important in my brain. probably the feeling of finding a mate/conquering. might play some vidya again to satisfy the desire for competition/conquering since I’m failing everywhere else in life.
Japan just elected their 9th ever Christian Prime Minsiter and their first in 14 yearsWhat's up with that? They're 1% of the population.Weirdos.
>>202779167FIFA. Give a joycon to a friend and you've got multiplayer FIFA on the go
>>202779284>>202779264kek
potential shag on the cards for tonightyank girl inbound after her rave
people say the uk is failing and turning into a 3rd world country but my life is pretty good the only issue is i have to amuse myself because i will never have a family of my own
>>202779213Naa they tried that in Scotland and it completely destroyed the devolved government and any chance of Scottish Independence
>>202779309Not enough
>people say the uk is failing and turning into a 3rd world country but my life is pretty good the only issue is i have to amuse myself because i will never have a family of my own
>>202779347what ethnicity
>>202779381negroidal
>>202779320almost like he was chosen by God mate
wish i could lick out kamala harris's fanny
feel blessed that I was an autistic teen that played new vegas and didn't troon out
>>202779394do you get a lot of blacks in australia? african ones, i mean
>>202779378One day you'll work for me
>>202779409you a houselad or an ncrcuck?
>>202779381white (suspect irish)>>202779394I wish lad the only race I haven't shagged
why doesn't the british government subsidize british farmers
>>202779432You shagged an abbo?
>>202779434they do
>>202779442yeah but not puremaori too (multiple)
>>202779320Christians are the Jews of Japan
>>202779399Big fan of crispy burnt beef me
rorke getting raped
Need a new graphics card
>>202779498remember when you could buy two graphics cards and strap them togetherwhat happened to that
>>202779492Tehe don't hit on .e you silly boys xx
>>202779528woke mob put a stop to it
mad how much Manuel Akanji looks like tnoel clarke
>>202779434british farmers are entitled millionaires holding the country back they get grants for pointless shit like planting flowers and putting sheep on rural land and there are far too many of them so they never stop complaining about prices
9550no one cares 190
>>202779549>>202779549>>202779549
>>202779559>planting flowers and putting sheep on rural landthese are very important
>>202779528nvidia stopped supporting it
>>202779528GreedThey didn't want you taking 2 cheap gpus and making a good gpuMore money selling you a 2000 piece of plastic
>>202779528Can still do that
