Kino edition
If the basic experience of fingering a woman becomes a "Jaypost" you are literally never going to make it lmao
/brit/ - incel gamer virgin bully victims pretend they’ve had sex
>>202784334Britain 1945
incelwalking out of bed at 3pm
Redheads should never shave their beaversBlack lasses should always shave theirs Blondes and Asians, should be dependent on a case by case basis
sex is more of an urban legend really
>>202784400yar not a looker among em
>>202784334
fucking hate dadberg, he always has his deano pals round for the footy and all they ever do is haul abuse at me from my bedroom door. They've started calling me Anne Frank as well. Maybe if you lot weren't such CUNTS I'd actually leave my room. Fucking hate them all.
bumpin ithttps://youtu.be/X1ivFh8qFtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57gnrBqbVgA
>>202784398
>>202784449They have well and truly done you, Anne
>>202784429or how about you stop telling women what to do with their bodies you fucking incel
>>202784429...Thanks for that.*turns away from the screen and looks at the camera*That was our incel correspondent. In other news...
/brit/ thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfL6Avezxfohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfL6Avezxfohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfL6Avezxfo
>tfw 28 year old khhvf
Shall be attending the indian buffet for lunch. Love stuffing my face with pakislop
>>202784489
>>202784465me on the left
>>202784485don't watch, animal cruelty
incellaying in my incelbed in my incelroom in my incelhouse in my incelpyjamas and my incelbathrobe on my incellaptop incelshitposting on /brit/
>>202784488name?
>>202784445Imagine living above ye sex kino shoppe
>>202784400nice feeling of community in this video
>>202784459Its shit
>>202784523Mark, what’s yours?
will be going on my incelwalk shortly during which i will purchase some incel beer to drink alone tonight in my incel flat while watching incel documentaries and incel posting with incels
unironically had sex last night
screaming at the fact that there are runts who wear joggers all of the time at home, "loungewear" as it were HAHAHA
>>202784484*Smacks you across the face*Quiet, you. Men are talking. Now back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. I told you once, don't make me tell you again
>>202784498Me when I’m in a foursome with Indian birds
>>202784498Right then, I'll assume you'll also be posting updates about the poo you took afterwards as well like a good laddie
>>202784523My name is Mark Corrigan, and I am an honourable man.
>>202784523sophie reade
>>202784550In between bouts of of world of Warcraft I’m sure
>>202784589the proverbial loungewear
>>202784550how sore is your arse today?
>>202784561>you have to wear uncomfortable clothes all the time because they look heckin smart or somethingfuck off you masochistic freak
>>202784489They say the camera adds 10 pounds...how fucking many were pointed at you? xD
anyone watched the new david mitchell show? apparently karl pilkington makes an appearance
MÁTALOOOOOOOOOO
>>202784658That was fucking a terrible attempt
>>202784632jeans or chinos and a jumper and trainers aren't uncomfortable
why does it take so long to get a fucking job
>>202784686menthe à l'eau? non merci haha
>>202784715British culture?
>>202784689jeans are definitely uncomfortable.
is.. i-is that a shirt with buttons? NOOOO!!1!!! I NEED SUPREME COMFORT and LE heckin STRETCHerino active flex motion enhance elastane slop
>>202784715Would fucking heem that vermin full force into a brick wall
sucking a covfefe
>>202784688How do you fuck a terrible attempt, bozo? LOL you can't put your dick in a word, retard!!
a pu had faii aino irs ty h
>>202784732
>>202784751What?
>>202784751...yeah
dubs decides the flight i take to and from on microsoft flight sim
Laughing at gay porn
Can't get any psychiatric help cause I'm not suicidal and I wasn't diddled as a child so they won't take my case
>>202784751no but i can put your dick into a word....pathetic!
>>202784792Fly from London to New York
>>202784788Learn to READ, dork ohmyGOD rofllllFucking cancer freak HAHA
Cringe
>>202784792Tel avivBeirut
>>202784792>92 Go to a Detroit alleyway
>>202784792luton to heathrow
>>202784780White boy fish
Deary me
>>202784792moscow to kyiv
>>202784792London to Pyongyang
>>202784813Your mummy help you write that ickle wittle posty wosty?? Grow some balls, you fucking idiot!
>>202784877based
>>202784877
How do you do a good banter?
dullest dubs decides ive ever seen
>>202784877Does that even show up or is it all blocked
>>202784907FOJF
>>202784792Tel Aviv to Blacked Raw studios
>White boy fish
>>202784912its therethe world is generated from googlemaps so you can do a cheeky dmz flight
Dubs decides whether I have white or brown bread, toasted with butter
>>202784932looks Brazilian
dubs decides what i think about for the next hour>CAPTCHA>PJ0RN
>>202784932i look like this and say this
>>202784792Edinburgh to Aberdeen
>>202784912
>>202784932mn unmasked?
bloke over the road has a skip full of shite and a fridge freezer out on his drivewaylooks a right state
>>202784959What Huw Edwards watched
>>202784907shadowingthat is, watch lots of british comedies and repeat what they say immediately after they say it. do this for a few hours every day and in a year you'll be hilarious
Checkout babe alert
every man should be given one voucher per year that lets him go up to a woman and demand to see her tits and legally she has to comply.
>>202785004looool
da's always eating chicken wings
>>202784959Epsteins recordings
>>202785004what's wrong with you
>>202785004is that actually him? Doesn't look like a tranny
>>202785033you fucking little bastard
>>202785034you forgot to put your name on hon x
female children…
>>202785031brown
>>202785004fucking how
Well actually those sausages you're demanding to be released actually originate from a civilisation called Sumeria in 6500 B.C.
Got the xfiles on. Desperately want to shag Scully
>>202785087
from turin to berlinand every shithole i've been in
SIR COCK SUCKER
Worst drummer
Has the PM admitted to his shameful bumming habits yet?
>>202784398/brit/ is a shagger mmorpg enjoyer failed normie class clown generalunfortunately as of late a few ghoulish incel freaks who were spat on daily in school like heathermong and spaintwat have decided they're going to squat in our home :/
bumhole arse
>>202785100The first city was built in the Ukraine
>>202785087wtf this is cute
>>202785158good post
Any comfy man in?
for all the current day talk about diversity and multiculturalism, i'm laughing that nobody has realised that one of the knights of arthur's round table was an arab
I never had a choice
supporting the australian economy by refreshing my supply of chicken salt lads
skrrrt skrrt mutha FUCKA
>>202785204Why would you laugh at that? Doesn’t seem at all funny.
>>202785225Whyte boy aninal
>failed normiewhat does this even mean? Aren't incels just as failed as incel-adjacent people who have their shit together?
oh my days
>>202785063Is Ukraine or Russia winning? Don't give me none of this military autism shit just give me a plain answer I don't understand these stupid maps
honestly astounding how dense my parents are
>ooooh i'm so not normal*lives the most normal existence imaginable*how very interesting
>>202785256
>>202785204Which knight was that? didn't know that, interesting.
>>202785256Love a dip in a big puddle of bin juice, me
>>202785256I believe that's called baptismAs far as I know Jesus Christ wasn't Yoruban
>>202785287Yeah he was Jewish
>>202785287got baptised in a church me with holy waterdey givin black chungus bin juice
Holy moly 2 Jimmy the Giant videos in the space of a few days we've been blessed
leftypol I...
>>202785341Umm, women can’t rape sweetie
>>202785341looks like spaedo
Fuck me lads it is SWELTERING outside
Virginity: A Positive Approach to Celibacy for the Sake of the Kingdom of Heavenby Raniero Cantalamessaessential brit reading
Looking at huge gaffs in America that I'm going to buy when I win the euromillions, might even stage a few /brit/ parties if there's any interest
>>202785316Uh no, the new testament refers to the Jews as "enemies of the whole human race" in 1 Thessalonians 2 14-15
f ha pai aait uirh dny is o
>>202785368is it fuck
>>202785278palamedes
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.
>>202785204Britain is named after a Middle Eastern king, our Saints were born in the Middle East, we have Middle Eastern symbols on our flags, most of our history and culture stems from the Middle Eastit makes more sense to think of Europe as the continuation of the ancient Aryan Near East.
Insane how you're expected to constantly workDare to have an employment gap of a few months? You're fucked and have to claim dole
>>202785416still looks shit
>>202785418>Britain is named after a Middle Eastern kingI uh what
just put the lime in the coconut
>>202785434that's why you lie on your resume as much as you can get away with
>>202785434Mad how you can just lie on a job application tho
Janny on a fucking mad one over at /pol/
>infiltrate hezbollah so deep thousands of them are carrying around literal bombs in their pockets>blow up their pagers and injure thousands of foot soldiers>they scramble and start using walkie talkies >blow those up too>leadership go into hiding in their underground mountain base HQ >announce you're going to the UN to give a speech>leadership crawls out to their hole to the Beirut HQ thinking they're safe since Bibi is not home>chuck 85 bunker buster bombs on them during giving your speechhow is bibi so based
>>202785416erm
>Britain is named after a Middle Eastern kingthere's a middle eastern king called shithole? aha
>>202785416Join us on /tip/ lad
>>202785483You posting cheeky stuff, young man?
>>202785490american trying not to suck jew cock challenge (impossible)
titty ass hands in the air
>>202785490And he still does not occupy a single meter of their land because Israelis are too cowardly to be troops
Uh, hello? I asked if Russia or Ukraine are winning
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
>>202785503bruh
>work for a year and save up money>when you have enough money saved, quit work>live off that money for a year>when it’s about to run out, go back to work again>repeatWhy does no one do that?
rasclarks
>>202785499
>>202785241it means you have most normie experiences like shagging, partying, doing drugs, traveling, etc. but you're still single and haven't got a solid core friend group and are nowadays more of an autist loner who still posts on 4chan
>>202785544Score draw. Going in to extra time and likely penalties early next year.
Should I stay with Era Zaharrak or should I convert back to Catholicism lads?
>>202785570It's an incredibly stressful way of living and you're not even guaranteed a job
scranning a cheese toastie I made in the miniature convection oven
>>202785544Both at the same time with BIG BLACK
great vibes on the thread today, off to toil now, cheers all x
>>202785613what are you, a penguin hearder
>>202785613take care at work mate
>>202785585Fun uncle who but dies alone type. Could be worse.
>>202785570Because nobody is guaranteed a job except immigrants
>>202785585>it means you have most normie experiences like shagging, partying, doing drugs, traveling, etc.Guess I’m incel then
>>202785456>Brutus, also called Brute of Troy, is a mythical British king. He is described as a legendary descendant of the Trojan hero Aeneas, known in medieval British legend as the eponymous founder and first king of Britain.
>>202785613
>>202785613Off to trek Belgian vpn?
>>202785603>>202785642Supermarkets would probably take you
*starts off quietly*......bogeys
>>202785386lol retard
Need a nice sofa recommendation
>grow up with loving parents and money>still do retarded shitWomen are insane
>>202785366not brown enough
bogey cars
I wish I was still a femboy. Not I'm an old hairy flamer, miss when I was naturally hairless and young
black dickkkk
Saw a 6'1 woman wearing 4" heels earlierWhy do they do this
>>202785713Nice big fat titties if I’m being completely honesty.
>>202785732corrrrr
>>202785713want caramel milkshake
>>202785735
Niggers are banned from Britain
>>202785663i thought it was kiss your sister
>>202785713Didn't she do porno or summat
>>202785713how do you know her parents were loving
>>202785713think this is just a rich kid thing tbf the crown prince of norway's stepson got arrested a few weeks back toobig scandal in the country
>>202785767Yeah that’s why her dad disowned her. Great tits for sure though
>>202785654I uh no. Brit is from an ancient Cymric word referring to themselves.
*battles for the fate of england*
>>202785645what i described is a failed normieincels have never had sex and they're rejects who don't get invited to parties or trips because nobody likes them (like spainpaki)
the good guys won every war
>>202785721same. the only thing that’s stayed the same is my thicc arse
Mumberg and Dadstein made a mistake having sex and producing me
Rorke supposedly hating pakis but supporting their businesses by buying kebabs from them every Friday
>>202785844what about the 4th fchong-diegmg for ah 2r
>>202785844shittified version of norm mcdonald's joke
>>202785844winning a war makes you a good guy
>>202785859Literal ktim lol
>>202785840everyone here is an incel
>>202784440WrongUsed cash machine last night for £20. When I check the receipt in my pocket today it said I took out £150. Freaking out I was until I got down there and checked my balance.
Actually think I may have lost the plot. Last night/this morning was a very eye opening experience
let us neets suckle from big government's bosom
absolutely screaming at that bellend who is now on a 14 hour flight in Microsoft flight sim in his smelly little virgin bedroom just for it to crash as he's flying over Mongolia.
>>202785854Upset mumberg the once by jokingly saying "I didn't ask to be born and if I'd have been given a choice I'd not have bothered"I thought it was funny at least.
fuck sake
>>202785695?
>>202785874spatic took someone elses reciept and had a spazout haha
>>202785912Mugs game
>>202785890haha yh that does sound quite funny when you mentino itdoes he not know that no airplanes fly over mongolia? lol.
got no friends and have anhedonia
>>202785903>makes it about herself Women moment
>>202785946ive got haemorrhoids
>>202785529
>>202785912Did greek flower score any goals then
>>202785954that's my mum you prick *clotheslines you then picks you up WWE style and throws you out the ring*
>>202785946Make sure to keep your fluids and electrolytes up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gAfYQconlA
>>202785916dont know how it's posisbl eot misread the text that abd unless you're autistic
>>202785968i wish i still had it. it felt nice when you scratched it
>>202784489Loooooool
>>202785992don't tell me what to do
aphid urea dip insert asha public hand fair casino is typically heldfor having painstakingly awaited with any island oligarch
>>202786007Blow your head smooth off
A lovely young lady served me today at Shrewsbury Aldi
Nasrallah won by being killed, now he can't answer for 30 years of crime. By killing him only his relatives were affected.
>>202786022I uh I'm fluent in ancient Greek so yeah no
>>202785989*no sells and hits you with a shoot superkick*
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>>202785256and this is what chuds want us to "retvrn" too
just been told i have type poo diafaeces
>>202786074its so over bros...
>>202786052this her?
>>202786067mad how I know you're asf
>>202785806that's a load of bollocks
Right let's put a pin in this and circle back to it later
>>202786099fuucking scrteamging
>>202786067very autistic response as expected
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1727534423249817.webm
>>202786128See the Welsh word Brith
where's all these supposed jobs then?
>>202786120yes! I asked her if the biscuits I was buying were lush and she started taking her top off
>>202786067Bet you tell your wuie molon labe every night kek
>>202785216Belter of a film this. Still holds up
Cole Palmer, take a bow son.
>>202785806why do you keep saying 'i uh' its not a podcast mate its a website you dotn have to stutter
>>202786170Not nice to post videos of my mum
>>202784400>VICTORY: There will always be an England Almost shed a tear when I saw that banner. What went wrong?
>>202786170I'm so fucking sexually attracted to women. It's not even funny, I want to have sex with them.
Cole Palmer - 16 touches. Four successful passes. Five shots. Four goals. Simply superb.
>>202786216what a hideously ugly bird (I am also hideously ugly)
>>202785270Must have been to produce something as stupid as you
>>202786235my goat. 'ate Chelsea though
screaming at these cunts that wear shorts all year round just to show off their shite tattoos on their legs
>>202786051gonna pop down to shops at half time and listen to this hope it's as chill as her usual voice xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amv4Fg3Xqmg
'_' <-------- Prophet Muhammad
>>202786169>>202786127I uh don't like tranny posts stop please
>>202786248hes got that "essential part of our ecosystem" appearance
>>202786170Tonight's the night.
>>202786223They thought those neighbours putting up foreign flags were going home
tattooing a poo
>>202786270*walks into /brit**blows self up*
>>202786266footballers in this age are usually mental weaklings but he's clutch
>>202786193brookie finally opening up xx
>>202786279squeaking at this
>>202786223>>202784400>governments first response to two hundred thousand dead men was to replace them with Jamaicanslmfao
>>202785270Smashed their atoms together to create you eh
>>202785416What personality is this supposed to be(agree with the premise of the post though)
>>202786267howling konw the exact sort you meanhideous
How often should you change towels?
>>202786235>>202786266>$hitty sold him
>>202786170Little Goy CoomSatanist Stories
>>202786379Far too early, contacting the relevant parties to deal with this promptly. Cheers! :)
>>202786379JANNY
janny do dat ting
