a second penis has hit the vagina edishprevious >>202771775
No mexicans allowed
Gonna use this thread
this a real /cum/ nigga thread. approved by american patriots.
>>202791802Mexicans are allowed, but they need to learn how to make proper news
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY WATER FLOWING UNDER GROUND
>no goshcel OP>no mousenonce postssometimes thread splitting is a good thing
>>202791867>there is water at the bottom of the oceanwhat the FUCK did he mean by this?
death to thread splitters
>>202791941It's for the best to separate us from ratpedo
No girls allowed
>>202791931i don't mind suffocation
>>202792009A national travesty. Russia's Hindenburg.
>>202791547In a nutshell:>Person needs drugs>Drugs are recommended to the person by a physician >Drug company (e.g., GSK) wants to sell medication to the person>Drug company uses a wholesaler (e.g., McKesson) because selling directly to health networks is burdensome>Wholesaler negotiates with health organizations (e.g., pharmacies)>What the pharmacies (e.g., CVS) can purchase - and how much they can buy things for - are set by pharmacy benefits managers (e.g., Caremark)>The guidelines for costs related to the beneficiary and pharmacy are dictated by the insurance company (e.g., Aetna)Except CVS owns Caremark and Aetna, so they control all of the drug-pricing negotiations. Worse, CVS recently purchased Oak Street Health, which is a primary care network. So, for some people, their doctor, insurance company, pharmacy benefits company, and pharmacy are all under the same parent company.
wasting away another saturday on /int/ - International
>>202791941enjoy your mousespam in the other thread lole
ate too much trail mix. i'm not even on a trail i'm in my bed
>>202792298were you able to successfully explore your bedroom
I am the hero that our ancestors foretold, here to complete my destiny. No I won't sign autographs.
Just got an ad for Fruity Pebbles and it was for adults :/
>>202792432> fruitywhat are you one of them queers
>>202792467No just a manchild https://www.tiktok.com/@pebblescereal/video/7389754794283371818
>>202792009i could have saved them
>>202792571how anonwhat would you have done
>>202792009qrd?
>>202792662titties illegal in russiaonly boipuss allowed
>>202792641lets just say those fsb agents wouldnt have a leg to stand on after im done with them
What's the best way to learn a new language? Right now I'm just doing Anki and typing sentences into ChatGPT for corrections.
>>202792737Which language?
>>202792662russian police raiding camgirl studiohttps://krasrab.ru/news/incidents/14586
>>202792737pimsleur + assimil
>>202792847Indonesian
>>202792964+5 bingtangs
LolWonder how much that was
intentionally evading spam/post filtersban evasion
>>202792964why would you want to learn that
>>202793034terima kasih bro
>>202793051FUCK OFF TO YOUR THREAD
>>202793051Like I don’t wanna lean too far out the window, but I’m pretty sure that nobody cares
>>202793051Not clicking any link you post ever
>>2027930981. I have an Indonesian friend2. I want to watch holo ID3. I hear it's an easy language to get started with
>>202792877>head honcho earning 650k a year>camgirls earning 60k a yearhahahaah
had 4 bowls of cereal and 2 loaves of bread with butter and cheese today. all you need for a healthy and balanced diet.
>>202793213That's a lot of food
watching vecinos right now and i don't understand a word but it's too goofy. are there better mexican sitcoms to watch or are they all like this
>>202793213I had dots pretzels as a snack
redditors are so nice
Let’s talk about sex
>>202793360Facesitting is my favorite
Had fast food for the first time in a month and I feel like a bloated piece of shit. How do you niggas do it every day?
>>202793377As a fantasy or are you an actual practitioner of the art form
>>202793360I have never done sex but I would like to one day.
>>202793360Did you know that bunny is a rider?
>>202793432I am proud practitioner. 4 women have sat on my face.Not since December of last year though :(
>>202793256the loaves are tiny.>>202793289nice.
Illegal immigration will never stop because immigrants are a net boon to the economy. Crime rates could quintuple so long as tax money is raked from them in nothing will change. In short, it's over.
>>202793443It’s nice but it’s not all that it’s made out to be >>202793474Somebody come get her she’s dancing like a stripper>>202793476I tried it but wasn’t too big of a fan really
>>202793432i have that same bass pro shops shirt
>>202793578>I tried it but wasn’t too big of a fan reallyToo each their own, but I love it.Soft buttcheeks and pussy on my face, completely enveloped in her womanly parts, it's heaven for me.
idk why this got so many (you)s>>202787611
>>202793688Because he was raped by Diddy
>>202793688maybe a discord raid
>>20279321060k in Russia untaxed is like earning 500k a year in the US.
>>202793918>flagDidn't read
>>202793628How does that work? Do you just lay there passively? For how long on average?
>>202793863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OP416w3Aes
Hello my black niggers
Smash that like button and don’t forget to hit the notification bell
>>202794163YWNBAA
YUROPOORS GET OUT REEEEEEE
>>202794192
https://x.com/WhiteBoyCapital/status/1839794623113576565Some wise words from the most famous canadian
>>202793972I'll usually run my hands along her waistIdk like 5 minutes
I unironically love Nintendo, am liberal, and look pretty soy
I'm going to waterloo where the vampires are
isnt it weird that the chuds on /v/ and soyboys on twitter both suck nintendo cock
Got $5 dickies pants from the domestic violence thrift store
>>202794306that's unfortunate. do you love to slam IPA's at the heckin' barcade too?
sick of doing anything i just want to do nothing
>>202794403no i dont drink (or do drugs)
>>202794395I love Nintendo. I’m playing princess peach showtime right meow
I ironically go to church, read the bible everyday, and have a wife and three children
>>202794405Right now I'm doing nothing and am struggling to do something
Got $5 for covering my dick in panties at the domestic violence store
momberg is buying me new books
>>202794489
Every time I buy groceries, the cashier asks about donating to the food bank. Is it wrong to say no every time?
Can you make your voice sound clearer and less whiney with exercises/training?
Paid 5$ to suck Jason’s dick in the thrift store alley
What's so bad about IPAs?
>>202794552It's not wrong. They are a large corporations, they should be taking money out of the CEO's paycheck to donate to food banks, rather than guilt tripping their less wealthy customers into doing it
>>202794552I always say no, they just use that money as a tax writeoff. Which is good taxes suck and are gay but I don't care to pay their taxes either
>>202794570I wonder if there's a search engine where you can type this exact question and get instant answers.
>>202794552no, it is wrong to give free food to indians and drug addicts though
>>202794578Undrinkable when not cold
>>202794578they taste gross
>>202794552do they ask you to make a donation or just round up? i usually say yes to the round up but say no to a specific number request
:>
>>202794578I’m convinced they are the reason why millennials have shit hairlines and fat faces
anyone else coom to hentai but only once in awhile?i find it super hot but only after not looking at it for a bit
>>202794648make a donation ($5)
>>202794536but I don't WANT to go to the violence store...!
>>202794578The only IPA I ever liked was a hawaiian one that reminded more more of a cider or something. Hops are gay
https://youtu.be/AJFwRxIoUsM?si=-2n4NG-HXn5lk5FpYall motherfuckers should be grateful for the life you have
>>202794696You're right. I'm sure it has nothing to do with generations worth of birth control being pissed into the water supply, plastic being in everything, and most food being corn with varying colouring and flavouring additives.
>>202794762yeah thats a shitty way of doing iti think there was a study that shows the round up method is way more effective
>>202794818His momma lowkey fiiiine as hell!!
Gonna drink an IPA tonight in honour of the anons in the thread.
I can't roll my r's
I bet you can roll your car though
>>202794828If so then zoomies would have it also but they don’t
is organic a scam? just seems like you're paying a 20% green sticker tax
>>202795004Go back to shit no one likes you
>>202794818sad
>>202794987Zoomies are barely in their mid 20s, give it a bit of time.Aside from that, they all look like babyfaced faggots. They will go from looking like little boys to geezers almost instantly.
>>202795037it's a scam. you want to look out for no/minimal pesticide usage instead
>>202795037It depends on the store. I definitely think Sprouts has nicer shit than other stores but it’s pricey and “organic” but I don’t trust ghetto ass food lion “organic”
This specimen thinks it looks 16 at 31 because of HRTWhat do you think about this please tell me please
>>202795086>26>people still call me bud and a coworker told me last week she thought I was 19its over
>>202795147Looks like they’re in their 30s
>>202795165nobody knows what the fuck you're babbling about you freakshow. choke yourself
>>202795037There organic and "organic"The FDA approved "organic" label requires you to follow certain guidelines which don't take into account soil health and nutrients. You can easily pass produce shitty organic lettuce which will be no different from the regular stuff in terms of product quality. The main difference will be that one was sprayed and the other wasn't.The requirements for organic certification are mostly theater. If you want actually good organic product then you gotta find some hippies at your local farmer's market that are into soil restoration.
>>202795147Needs sleep and skincare
Why does /cum/ always have one active schizoLike one leaves the next on comesI mean I post feet but I was never like that you need to admit that much
so high I'm out my body rn
>>202795219Don't reply to local schizophrenics
>>202795302fat owns you i'm afraid
mousey come home, we miss you
>>202795390Do ya think I’m sexy?
>>202795390fine fuck you then
>>202795390shut up n*gga
euros out
>>202795355>local
fatGODfatKINGfatCHADfatLEGENDfatBEASTfatBULL
you will never be a settler and just wander off and pick a random spot to live in
business idea: give new threads the option to white/blacklist certain flags
>>202795338it's really a good question. I don't have an answer for it unless someone is practicing some sort of AI bot poster that is intentionally annoying as fuck
>>202795338Ratpedo sleeps for like 4 hours and during that gap Brian comes
>>202795535fuck you nigga
>>202795535
Can the leaf that ratpedo keeps talking about please tell him to fuck off he seems to think you’re his friend
How’s your piss bottle research coming along mousey? Catch any more flies with your cigarette ash and peepee combo?
is /cum/ a euro truck or american truck simulator general?
>>202795338how do you say "Spank me, daddy!" in german?
>>202795618I own a switch
>>202795618for me it’s still fallout new vegas
>>202795693No you won’t you never leave
>I own a switch
no party is against outsourcing jobs to jeetsits over
Erm do you really, like c'mon man, it's like wow, like okay, alright, let's be serious, you don't actually..., yikes...so that's a thing, alright chief, let's get you to bed, my sweet summer child...
is /cum/ a carly general of a taytay general?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPM
whenever I feel like I'm not getting enough schizo in /cum/ I watch this chick. she's kind of cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsG2mssM1m0
Why can’t /cum/ have nice things why do they have to be ruined by mentally ill rejects?
>>202795632Versohl’ mir den Hintern, Papi!
>>202795776because you lot have been shitting up /brit/ for years
>>202795766she wishes she were an incel so bad but she will never be a real incel
mcneilly
>>202795776block him and move on with your life
>>202795766this bitch shows up in my recommended all the time. she's not really funny or interesting and not attractive enough to make up for this lack
>>202795725It’s a business thing not a red team or blue team thing. Some states make it easier to hire stinkjeets but that’s about it
this is a minor complaint but dark mode on samsung internet doesnt let you expand google images and i dont get why
Just so you guys know Digimon the movie 2000 is free on youtube right now
>>202795937wow I'll totally go and not watch that
Is New Mexico a nice state to live in?
>>202795972ha ha yeah neither will I, I don't even like digimon hahaha
>>202795968I beg of you to go to a psychologist and get a prescription for meds to help with your mental illness
>>202795937who actually liked digimon as a kid they just got mogged by pokemon in every respect
>>202795937Fucking Angela anaconda in the beginning
>>202796026its alright outside of albuquerque
>>202796026I wouldn't live there but I guess if you really like breaking bad...
retarded things you did today?I accidentally filled my gas car with diesel
Decided I’m gonna save up for a patch of land and put a prefab on it
>>202796063yeah? why
>>202795968Zip it, nigga
I bought a few Digimon trading card game booster packs back in the day, I never actually understood how you play the game nor was there anyone to play with in the first place. Pokémon rules supreme.
>>202796126no you didn't
>>202796157>>202796200you sat there, patiently waiting for the minute cooldown to post your gay reply as soon as possible. pathetic.
>>202796257i did. got 6gals of diesel sitting in there.
>>202796348How did you get it out?
>>202796348the diesel pump is wider and doesn't fit in cars designed for gasoline
>>202796391i just held it over the opening>>202796367get what out?
>>202796440no you didn't
>>202796451i did you absolute retard.
nahdidn't happen
>>202796126didnt someone do that a week ago
>>202796514idk. ive messaged fatherberg.
>>202796514it was the same guy with his same dumb gimmick
>>202796440Get the diesel out of your tank, dummy.
>>202796611i need to get in contact with firestone but the account is under fatherbegr's name.
Don't reply to or engage with mousenonce
>>202796645Why would you call a tire company to drain your gas tank
>>202796715because it's fake and i'm lying lol
>>202796715firestone does complete auto care
>>202796686I don't know, he's really hyping up this butt pic
>>202796715https://www.firestonecompleteautocare.com/
>>202796611>>202796645>>202796715you use a siphon like this to get the fluid out from the tank you just jiggle it and gravity does the work for you
>>202796746Where’s your sense of whimsy?>>202796749Imagine trusting your car to a felon, what a retard. What model is it?
>>202796832and where do i drain the fuel?>>2027968332015 accord
>>202796876NPCmobile
>>202796943blame my father
>>202796876into a container that would be for storing diesel it's just 6 gallons not a lot
>>202796985yeah but like i said, i topped it with gas.
>>202796876Punch a hole in the bottom of your tank and jbweld it shut once it’s empty.
>>202796876>and where do i drain the fuel?doesnt matter>>202796985but it's not even complete dieselyou'd have to give it away to some redneck who had an engine that'll suck anything
>>202797011ok so what >>202797054diesel mixed with a little bit of gas is literally what some people do regularly during the winter
>>202797018This is the correct way to do it
shameless coomer thoughts are flowing through my mind unopposed
entertaining plastic asians!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMDghf3O9-k
>>202797018jb welding a gas tank will last like 6 months at most and can cause a serious fire hazard if left unchecked what a retarded post
>>202797107nigga there's 17 gals of fuel
Got a new (to me) iPhone 14 Pro yesterday. Feels good to be part of team wealth again.
team nigga rich
>>202797175ok then just drain it with the fucking siphon then get rid of it somewhat you'll be fine
I've got a Hank Hill ass, legitimately worried about sitting on my spine
>>202797150same. must be one of them days
>>202797271im going to wait for dadberg. pretty sure things aren't looking good for me
>>202797271>somewhatsomehow
>>202797321did you drive it at all? if you did, how long?
>>202797162Cope harder repairlet
>>202797452calling me a repairlet even though ive jbwelded countless things and know from experience it will only last that long kek
>>202797358yeah i did drive it for 20 mins. in hindsight, i should've brought it back home
>>202797190based blue message sender
it takes 2 different ips reporting the same poster to have the jan-e get off his assif you guys really didnt want the attentionwhores here you would do something about it.me im happy filtering entire flags because im not a phoneposter
>>202797475>ged monkey can’t countThis is who the dieseltard’s entrusting his car to lmao. You’re wrong by the way
>>202797500what the tech or your dad is going to do is drain it all out, put regular gas in it, and see if it runs fineif it does then they'll just give it back to you. and that is probably what is going to happen since the ratio isn't that bad otherwise you are looking at a full fuel system flush and replacement of injectors/fuel pump/lines which might exceed the cost of the car
>>202797549i just dont feel like doing anything rn
toby
>>202797553k have fun drilling your gas tank dumbass
>>202797624>which might exceed the cost of the caroh fuck. it's not even my car, it's my parents car. yeah im super fucked
>>202797664Only thing I’ll be drilling is your granny’s rotted corpse nigga
>>202797693yea nigga you're done, you're cooked
cumtards be like no i hate spammers but then give him yous every single post
In church ready to play keyboard for them. The cantor is 15 minutes late.
>>202797693im saying that because it's a 10 year old accord and assuming it isnt worth muchi think you'll be fine honestly
>>202797839*Sits on you*
>>202797818I have a ten year old accord it's only got 60k miles on it. I'm hoping it's worth about 10k I need to sell that fucker
>>202797818if only dadberg could answer my calls. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>202797920I think you meant>Shut th- *gasps for air*
>>202797858are you sure the odometer wasnt fucked with
i feel like americans are becoming impossible to bully on /int/any time some smug eurochud posts an amerimutt the only replies from americans are just rolling with the meme
>>202797981Yes I've owned it for 9 of the 10 years
Had a dream I woke up to snowfall, only to actually wake up and realize I’m melting in a 90 degree furnace once again. America has by far the shittiest climate on earth. I’m thinking of moving to Patagonia once my business takes off.
>>202798038It's only snowing on the top of the mountains anyways dumberg
i dreamed about a horse butchering factory cutting up horses alive, so basically a horse torture machine
stfu ratpedo
>>202798112I live an hour from the cascades gay boy
>>202798124that's a bad dream.last dream I remember I met some ultra liberal hippy chick (do they even make hippy chicks anymore?) and I was with her at her libshit commune flophouse thing and we were flirting and all that while her friends were cooking slop and doing drugs. then the police show up to raid the place and they were all scared as hell, but I was like Don Draper in that one scene with the hippies and they're all scared cause of the cops, but Don just walks out in his suit and says hello to the officers
mousenonce you literally have everything given to you by the taxpayer. you spam furry scat and beg for people to post nudes of some random canadian person you are literally a subhuman
>>202798220>an hour fromtry not living in the shithole desert bud
>>202798294dont care, get out of my threaddont want to read your mentally ill ramblings that the scottish and english taxpayer fund
>inb4 janny cleans up and indirectly splits the threads yet again
you shouldnt tell people to kill themselves.thats evil
>>202791486
>>202798320No
>>202798425of all the places to live in shartington you choose the worst
>>202798464I’d rather shoot myself in the face than live in that criminal hellhole of a state
>>202798355don't tell me you faggots are going to a bong thread? really?
This is how the transition from Jason to his alt form Spinster takes place. It's like a gayer version of the hulk
a phone that folds, has science gone too far?
>>202798706the jason to spinster pipeline
theres a moth in my room, should i kill it
>>202798840Open a window and shoo it out
why is this thread at 265 now
>>202798866i think its sleeping its not reacting
>>202798876See >>202798355
>>202798876subhuman brit schizo got banned, he'll be back
>>202798840last year I tried to be nice to the moths this year I murdered them without mercyFUCK moths
>my current face when things are transpiring as they are
>>202798923and he's back >>202798962
Toby tantrum
if mods were smart they would make a soy board and banned everyone for soy outside of soy instead of deleting qa and banning everyone anyway
you retarded mouthbreathers entertain his gimmicks. he will never run out of ips.there is only one way to get rid of these people and it has always worked in the past but im tired of saying it and youre all just completely hopelessly fucking stupid
>>202799179isn't soyposting mostly dead? it's a pretty old meme at this point
>>202799212ignoring it doesn't workit spams /brit/ all night when everyone else is asleep, gets zero (You)s but just keeps going
im shleepy
>>202799215yea but only because it got popular with underage zoomers who butchered it, it went mainstream basically
>>202799282lets take a nap together
>>202799257Don’t you niggas have his address? Just pay some youths to handle it
nobody gives a shit what happens in brit. you cant "ignore" him because you all post with the same cursed flag. the rest of the board doesnt share the curse we can filter you all and nothing of value is lost
Nu gaar Isak bort igjen, bare bort i Utkanten av Jordet, men ialfald bort. Han er saa hemmelighetsfuld, han vil være i Skjul. Saken er: han kom jo hjem med en tredje Nyhet fra Bygden idag, og den er større end de andre, den er umaatelig, han har gjemt den borti Skogkanten. Der staar den, surret i Sækkestrie og Papir, han avdækker den og det er en stor Maskine. Se, den er rød og blaa, vidunderlig, med mange Tænder og mange Kniver, med Ledd, med Armer, Hjul, Skruer, en Slaamaskine. Naturligvis var ikke den nye Hesten blit hentet just idag hvis det ikke hadde været for Slaamaskinens Skyld.Han staar med en uhyre skarpsindig Mine og gjenhusker fra Begyndelsen til Enden den Bruksanvisning som Handelsmanden har læst op for ham, han fæster en Staalfjær her og skyver ind en Bolt der, saa oljer han hvert Hul og hver Revne, saa ser han hele Værket over. Aldrig har Isak oplevet en slik Stund. Ta en Pen i Haand og skrive sit Bumærke paa et Dokument — javel, en stor Fare og Vanskelighet det ogsaa. Likeens med Nybrotharven som hadde mange vredne Kniver at høve ihop. Og end det store Cirkelbladet paa Sagen, det som skulde hvile paa en Strek i sit Leie og ikke slænge i Øst og Vest og kanske springe i Taket! Men Slaamaskinen — et Skjurreir av Staalkvister og Kroker og Apparater og Hundrede Skruer, og Inger sin Symaskine var bare et Bokmærke imot den!
>>202799307we should send brian to brit as cultural exchange
>>202799521intentionally evading spam/post filters
I went to the gym, had a smoothie and showered and I thought he'd be gone by now
>>202800065He’s crying in the other thread now, what flavor smoothie did you get?
Any Fort Lauderdale / Broward County niggas in?
>look at me look at me
wish i was a kid playing runescape in 2007 again
>>202800292the worst part of being grown up is feeling like you should be doing something
>>202800292same but Diablo 2, farming hr's with my javazon and doing ubers with my smitedin
>>202800327i miss the soul and simplicity of the early to mid 2000s more than anything >>202800381i never got into diablo. seemed too neckbeardy for me, same with world of warcraftrunescape was on the very edge of it in my eyes
Still slapshttps://youtu.be/R3uqvoKZano
no meltdowns
>>202800624he's here >>202800520>>202800484>>202800409>>202800355>>202800273>>202800164
>>202800467>you control both sides of the borderWhat?
does /brit/ intentionally send us their schizos as psychological warfare
>>202800818He keeps talking about some leaf when you tell him no one likes him so I blame Canada
>>202800818they sent us buttpoo as well
Melania has been living in the US since 1996 and still speaks english like a fence hopper.
>>202801068shes so rich shes removed from american society
>>202799638hinga dinga durgen
>>202801068At least she speaks it. Mexicans and Chinese will be here for 50 years and never learn a fucking word.
whoa what the hell happened in this thread
I feel so bad for nonce I wonder how he got that way
