devious edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ul305h1HYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ul305h1HYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ul305h1HY
Interviewer: What would you consider one of your strengths?Me: I perform under pressureInterviewer: Can you give me an example?Me: *deep breath*Mm ba ba deUm bum da deUm bu bu bum da dePRESSURE, pushing down on me
selby vs allen, always kino
>ywn be on the continent partying to eurodance surrounded by fit med slagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZLd81IHGQw
>>202800173fanois
>>202800123
Want to go out to some bars to make some friends, but I have no friends to go to bars with. The eternal conundrum.
>>202800173wow a woman
modes he just posted porn
>>202800173trannies seethe at thisgooners seethe at this
>>202800173Why is she so smug
stinky smeggy /brit/ boys running a train in my twinky bum x
>>202800242she knows i want her big floppy boobs in and around my mouth
I had to stop using tiktokIt was insanely hard
reckon I'm smarter than I am dumbbut could be the other way around too
hate hate hate myself
>>202800267that platform is for nonce freaks
>>202800242She has had the realisation that despite having a body that goes against societal beauty standards men still want to have sex with her.
Biggest gripe on dating apps is when the woman is like "haha well here I am, failed in real life so here I am on the dating apps, I have fallen so low that I am on here with the rest of you peons", fucks me right off
>>202800289no, that's 4chan
selby has BOTTLE
tiktoktwitterinstagram 4chan youtube if i didn't use these sites i'd have zero human interaction
Playing The Chase on my phone in preparation for the real thing.
>>202800295get a personality
>>202800351go outside nigga
>>202800295totally stopped using them now and feel a LOT better
>>202800277
>>202800365it's cold outside
>>202800351Don't forget about twitch and reddit.
>>202800295Just piss on her
>>202800267not sure how you start using it in the first placedo you just doom scroll and get your attention span filed down to the level of a gold fish? do you just follow one person and the algorithm just pours in things you like?
Thinking about that lad shagging his missus with a fake willyWant to reach through the screen and give him a hug
4chantwitteryoutubeprobably the only websites i spend any significant time on
>>202800412youre very gullible
off to play poker with danny dyer and the krays
Any CoD4 man in
>>202800366Would go to an anime convention and pretend to care about what she's rambling on about before taking her back to her room and shagging her absolutely rotten.
>>202800366Mad how butters she actually is without all that slap on
>>202800452need one of these fake jobs where you don't do anything but you get £100k+
spend easily 75% of my internet time on youtube if that went away and there were no good alternatives i would genuinely start going out much more. 4chan twitter porn etc are all boring after you've been consuming it for over 10 years regularly
>>202800452imagine if you had to do this shite every morning lmao
>>202800402Happened to me with Youtube shorts (on mobile) Would catch myself just doomscrolling for 20-30 mins at a time. Mad.
>>202800452a single bin man is 10 times more useful than all of them combined
>>202800439Give em the ol side-eye during a critical moment in the game would you
need social media abolished
Tried to use tiktok once and I didn't get it. Scrolled through a bunch of stuff and was just staring at it trying to figure out why it was supposed to be entertaining.It was all just adverts, dancing and random people telling me their opinions on shit I didn't care about.Maybe I'm just not hip with the kids anymore.
>>202800452Amsterdam is such a walkable city for what possible purpose could they be doing this indoors
>>202800501CWLTSHC
>>202800528Better than the alternative
>>202800452And they're all on 50k plus probably
>>202800545is it?
Get over here and wank him off, Rorke. This man has come all the way from Afghanistan. He doesn't need to hear any grumbling from you. Wank him off, NOW!
>>202800366seen her baps on coomertheyre not very good
>>202800528Won't happen
>>202800568we can't all be expert bakers
>>202800452not saying id do it, but if this building burned down, the result would be a net positive
>>202800482must need a specific personality to get lured into it if i watch one or two shorts i get insanely bored because all the recommendations suck
What film should I watch lads?
>>202800577it's already doneoh the laughs we'll have at your expenseit will be the mutt meme all over again but even worse
>>202800622a good one
mumberg shit herself, living room is now stinking
>>202800564yh
>>202800646dare you to eat it
>>202800622Eastern Promises
34 hours until toil!
>>202800655don't think so
told mum and stepmum i'm thinking of renting a flatcould tell they can't wait for me to be gone
>>202800690kinoa
>>202800622New Rose Hotel
Shellerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh44zE-hlL4
fuck me, they still do the voice?
just purchased an intel branded cock cage, can't wait
>>202800708>mum and stepmum
>>202800744Reckon my runty mum and sister are single-handedly keeping the ratings afloat
morbius is on channel 4 lads
>>202800757yes, and?
>>202800749Please buy more intel products to pump my bags, I bought at fucking $43
biblical meltdown today
>>202800806
>>202800780chowing down my morbius meal
>>202800622
>>202800845
Mad how based the cheka was
>>202800101Don't do Uber because I am not dealing with rich drunk girls I got yelled at for because I slow down when kids are playing outside and I don't try to speed through intersections
>>202800622morbius mate
>>202800791... what about your da and stepda? call me old fashioned but i think their opinion is more important
>im going out tomorrow and finding a job
>>202800845you're late
got the morbius on
Cole Palmer, take a bow son.
https://youtu.be/nhVkfdPlFwE
it's morbin' time
Forced to watch the Premier League highlights and lurk /epl/ so I can make small talk with the normies come mondayI'm perfectly camouflaged
Rumours that the Houthis might have assassinated Netanyahu
ratpedo accusing some random yank in /cum/ being spaedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOzhbjFhqJk
Alright guys? Sorry for not updating today. Been doing a bit of studying. Just need to make some notes tomorrow or so and then I can move onto the next topic.Got toil tomorrow. My cold seems to be going too.
>>202800952That free kick was fucking mental
>>202800412id rather punch his fucking lights out
>>202801024https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>202801024Whatcha reading?
BREAKING: leftypol just got laid out
H-hey! Anon-kun what are you doing back there...!? Huh...You wanna sniff my butt? But...that's...weird! What are you some type of dog?......W-well...Fine! If you insist!"SNIIIIIFFF " - youW-wow...You really like the way my butt smells huh Anon-kun...? If that's the case then....hngh BRAAAAAPFTYTPFPTAhh...How's that Anon-kun?Oh no! You thought it was safe? Haha loser! I had chipotle for breakfast lunch dinner and supper! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA braap AHAHAHA BRAAP PFTRRRT POOP BRAAP FART BRAP BURP AAAAAHRBHPxD are you daijoubu?
>>202800893I tried to drive for Uber but stopped after a guy tried to fight me because I wouldn't let him puke in my car
>>202801086forgot he wasn't on twitter again?
tiny puffy pussy
wish someone would milk me
>>202801071wtf am I listening to
>>202801130employed "woman" on a mad onehttps://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfK
>>202801080Nothing in particular. Just the university materials. Thinking about getting some geology books.
>>202800513search ‘school uniform’
>>202801170grim
>>202801125
that yank reported methe little petty worm of a manall guns no balls, always said it, that's the american way
Hadrian resolved to stamp the Jews and their religion out of existence. He sold all Jewish prisoners into slavery, forbade the teaching of the Torah, renamed the province Syria Palaestina, and changed Jerusalem’s name to Aelia Capitolina (although scholars are divided over whether to place Jerusalem’s name change before or after the revolt). Synagogues were replaced with Roman temples. More painful was his edict barring Jews from so much as looking upon their fallen capital. Many prominent rabbis violated this edict and martyred themselves in the process. Hadrian’s efforts had a lasting effect: the Jews would not regain control of their ancestral homeland for over 1,800 years
ladidadida
>>202801233i report people all the time, even if they haven't really broken the rules
>>202800513I know people who will just sit and watch them play through for hours.
Diego and me will be at the Conservative Party Conference tomorrow so come down and say hello
>>202801296>this nut is sponsored by...
>>202801330if i were you i'd avoid it
>>202801330*Ahem* It's "Diego and I"
>>202801175
>>202800622the day of the jackal
bag ah wolf in sheep clothinhttps://youtu.be/fRSD_f9HLxk
>>202800123laughed at this stupid post
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>>202801400missed it, caught it, brilliant
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>employed "woman" arrives>belgian timmy starts posting shortly after
I don't use tiktok because I don't want to give the Chinese my data
big fan of naked women
eating my cold full english from earlier
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Strongly believe I should have had braces as a child and now as an adult braces are very expensive
>>202801483he finally retired the Spaino gimmick and decided to focus on the other ones
same, don't care if the woke mob hate me for it
>>202801504bit scared of them :x
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4bIcaOQYig
>>202801518i thought you were going out shagging tonight timmy
>>202801518I take public transportation because I actually care about the planet.
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>202801535You have nice teeth
he said he'd be out shaggingbut instead he's spamming the same images again
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
movies nahtv shows nah5 hour youtube video yah8 hour twitch stream yahmatch of the day with the old man yah
oh my days I can hear my mum doing her physio exercises downstairs because she’s bloody grunting and breathing loudly as she counts from 1 to 10
>>202801543... did you ever stumble upon the beast with two backs in mummy's room?
Get the clappers posted
*Bob Mortimer voice*Might go to Chengdu
>>202801639ktim
>>202801651I'd double check in case there's a black fella in. You never know these days
it's mad how much stuff on BBC I have not seen every trailer they show before match of the day not got a clueman like mobeens industry looks like Jon Snow up to a lot of gay sex in that last one
empty out the gherkin and transform it into a membership only cronem social club
I'm on a plane posting on /brit/Mental
>>202801664>>202801670Mental how badly they mindraped you
>>202801695industry is shite
>>202801651I went downstairs to investigate the noise and my mum was sat in the living room on her own watching disney shite smiling like a little child, reminded her she's 50 years old and that she should grow up she turned it off and went quiet lol
>>202801697Where you going, or been?
rorke gagging on alan titschmarsh's jungle BBC
>>202801697hope you crash x
gherkin wee hole.
>>202801697don't like it doing actual life stuff and thinking I want to go on /brit/ and post some stupid shit
>>202801730when are you going out shagging?
>>202801706>1 no vote
>>202801706Leave him alone you obsessed freak. Saturday night spent harassing people on /Brit/? You're a fucking sad act mate.
LGBTQ = PAEDO
they're bringing balamory back
>>202801765when are you going out shagging?
>>202801751Adam moment :/
>>202801751You are severely mentally ill.
WHAT DID YOU STUDY AT UNIVERSITY AND DO YOU WISH YOU STUDIED SOMETHING ELSE?
>>202801751tick tock, freak
>>202801783?
>>202801786when are you going out shagging?
>>202801767
Watching last night's Graham Norton episode instead of MOTD. It's times like this where I question my sexuality.
>>202801779Currently studying biology at university and enjoying it. No regrets so far.
word on the street is Hezbollah just declared war
>>202801751thanks employed woman x
>>202801807WHAT DO YOU ENJOY MOST ABOUT BIOLOGY?
>>202801767it's going to be megawokeit was quite woke for the time with all the blacks and the wheelchair geordie
>>202801815word on the street is I just declared war on my toiletwith my weapons of ass destruction
remember he said he'd be 'out shagging' todayit's 20 to 11 an there's no sign of thathe's avoiding the questionhe's posting his low energy cuck shiteyeah im thinking he's spending all night here, brother
>>202801807you're doing a GCSE level course mate that's not university
>>202801816>>202801807Adam playing dollhouse with himsekf while his tormentors are out shagging. Classic.
>>202801795done it already, im back home just now
>>202801835Learning about animals and the environment. I like human biology too. It's interesting knowing how I work.>>202801816You're welcome x
>>202800845Loooks like a face-swap
Every woman at the yank bridgerton ball was fat
>>202801872what you came back at like half 9?nobody does that you fucking incel
>>202801815going to get shitcanned just like every other inbred Muslim shithole that starts a fight with a proper country
>>202801896was derry girls fuckpig there
He's trying to bait you into talking about the irony of him being a tranny studying biology.
>>202801856It's obviously a university course you hateful mong. We're learning about fractions next week.
>>202800101Cute
>too nervous for bar >Too nervous to talk to women at the gymWhat else is there besides dating apps
>>202801861weirdo
>weirdo who samefags various 'character's on /brit/ and records it all with a spreadsheet calling other people sadlmao
>>202801351No you're not going I am
>>202801815doesnt really count as a declaration if its not declared per se
Google Pixel 9 buy it only £8000
>>202801881WHAT JOB WOULD YOU LIKE AFTER YOU ARE FINISHED WITH UNIVERSITY?
>>202801848i wanted to shag that wheelchair lass
>It's obviously a university course>We're learning about fractions next week.
>>202801919corr chebscorr spaff
>>202801938Stop shouting mate
>>202801922you are aye
>>202801913>>202801925Honestly just mental how many meltdowns he has now, ever since he dropped the Spaino trip hes somehow gotten worse
>I like human biology
got carly simon on
>>202801938A job with animals or something to do with the environment would be nice as well.
Pork scratchings and a cold beer with a good book in bed with the missusHappy days
bit ironic sacked tranny studying human biology when he can't even figure out what that thing in-between his legs is
>>202802005Good book that. I've got a signed copy.
why does japan have places called university high school? which is a university of a high school
>>202802005Mate dog food youre eating dog food
>>202802005sounds nice mate enjoy
>>202800101Does the UK have their own version of Cwc
>>202802005I have that book
>>202802005you're going to get crumbs on the sheets
Israel is out there committing genocide and we're just sitting here doing nothing
>slaughterhouse fivecringe
crossed proverbial lines and broke unspoken rules by posting a bradley in /cum/
>Kanazawa University High School (or Attached Senior High School of the School of Teacher Education, College of Human and Social Sciences, National University Corporation Kanazawa University) (金沢大学附属高校, Kanazawa daigaku fuzoku kōtō gakkō, or 国立大学法人金沢大学人間社会学域学校教育学類附属高等学校 Kokuritsu daigaku hōjin Kanazawa daigaku ningen shakai gakuiki gakkō kyōiku gakurui fuzoku kōtō gakkō) is a national (state-run) high school in Kanazawa, Ishikawa, Japan.
>>202802093dumb frogposter
the cronem are active
>>202802093>gaza population has doubled in 20 years >genocide
>>202802097You did what?
Just did a wank and while I was cleaning up, (my willy was soft) I twisted it a bit to wipe it off...what a stupid fucking thing to do. I'm OCD and I'll worry that I hurt my willy or something just by that slight twist. Honestly shouldn't be twisting your dick
Kino
>>202802179Mate I can twist my dick upside down no worry
>>202801653no
>>202802220ridiculous
Got the incel glasses on
>>202802235long hair, that's a woman
I am never having a girlfriend again no woman is willing to date anyone with autism
>>202801947i still don't know how to balance fractions desu
Secker last name origin
some absolute freaks itt
>>202802157>just keep fucking comingUnlike your fake dick!
wonder why adolf never made an honest woman out of r eva
that's all nice and well but the shiesty wearing goons aren't being gentle with katy's body right now
>>202802265https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1727560380730452.webm
they're turning the transfomers gay
>>202802309women are vile
remember when they tried to make MAP a thing
>>202800129in the animal kingdom, bright colours are a sign of danger or venom
>>202802309corrrr would love to lick that all up
3+ Hours Of WW2 Facts To Fall Asleep To
>>202802355very old meme this
>>202802309
>>202802355some goon is pushing her guts in right now
let me guess it's the woman shitting on the wall that freak has been spamming for the past few days
Smartschoolboy9
>>202802394lol yeah
slaghitti bolocplese
spaghetti bollocks
>>202802428still don't know what this is
>>202802459basically the worlds biggest nonce that police don't feel like arresting
>>202802309already knew what it was going to bedoing something else you boring cunt
Cinema Saturday is over. I didn't know the movie was in 3D so I went to complain and told them that the screen was all blurry and the text was visible twice. They said they'd look into it and nothing was fixed so I thought ffs this is gonna be shit. Then the movie started and it said to put on your 3D glasses. I had to awkwardly go back to the same guy I complained to and ask if I was being stupid and he was like "yeah it's a 3D movie, here are some glasses".
when are we going to stop calling every single talk show that exists a podcastremember when michael parkinson had that podcast on bbc ?
>>202802428Get strong Slenderman vibes from this fucker
does any1 want 2 bum me?and by bum me, i mean be friends
yes but the zombie knife swinging migrants are viciously hurling their oversized batons down katy’s lil back
studying rorkian glpyhs
>>202802507>>>/gif/27935078
love Joey Swoll
SCHOOL!
>>202802483He’s not anything illegal
>>202802545Not illegal is it
>>202802545>the crime, officer?
oiled up s curved carribean baton slowly pushing its way into katy’s body
>>202802507 (You)>>>/gif/27935078
just sliced me finger open with a pizza cutter, not happy about this. got blood on the keyboard while typing this
baton tip ravaging katy’s hymen
>>202802569I think being a 59 year old man and grooming boys in primary school (while pretending to be one yourself) is very illegal, and if it’s not, it should be.
>>202802658and the evidence for this very serious allegation?
>>202802569generating sexualised images of children and posting them on instagram is definitely illegal and so is trying to groom 13 year olds
>>202802678His instagram(s)
I've never had several hour long BBC goon sessions on speed
God i wish I was katy.
>>202802720Er
>>202801779History, it was pointless but I enjoyed it, also went to a shitty party uni so had a great craic
>>202802726can't lie about it anymore, that's why i'm talking about it all the timei'm a massive poof
desacked tranny
>>202802752>>202802752>>202802752
OH NO NO NO NO
>>202800129cute
