Screamadelica edition
>>202812436pretty shit album other than that one song
quite enjoyed that post in the last thread about porn categories but it's a yank post so won't bother with it
>>202812467good ladbritish threads for british posters
>>202812466how can you be so wrong in so few words?
>>202812467Shameful bigotry
>>202812472total yank death
>>202812487why are yanks terrified of actual incestthere is nothing taboo about shagging your step sister
eating poo lads what am I like ahaha x
good morning lads
>>202812487chad rhode islanders, love milves me
>>202812513PornHub has a glaring lack of "actual sister" porn
winter approaches rapidlystart stockpiling now
Feeling a little wild today so I put TWO teabags in my tea today
>>202812537cute
>Hadrian>Hamas>Hezbollah>Hitler>Haman
Morning
Feeling a little wild today so I put TWO dildos in my ass today
>>202812436>Try to sleep >Every cringe moment plays >And every bad outcome
>>202812466>>202812436>>202812486forget the names of the primal scream songs only remember the album titlesseen em live twice as well lol
>>202812562hello lad how are things
>>202812556>Having a poo
>>202812556Hashbrowns
>>202812569least braindead atheist
>>202812566>>202812567fucking dogshit posts of course they're from bastard yanks FUCK OFF
eating poo
>>202812615crikey
sega mega drive
>>202812562morning chap
>>202812615fucking perfect post of course it's from clever britons I LOVE YOU
>>202812634how’s it going
>>202812637foy
nintendo playstation
my poor knee hurts a lotif i were a professional footballer i'd be out of action for a few weeks
>oh no I made a thread on /int/ - international and other nationalities are posting in itAre you fucking retarded?
>>202812650not bad mate scarnon with you?
>>202812654woah
Hangover has mostly subsided. Muscles are still a bit sore though.
>>202812673fuck right off seppo
>>202812673fuck off yank nobody likes you
>>202812678yeah not much, just having a quiet Sunday after getting on the beers yesterday
integrityan alien word to starmer and his ilk
>>202812680pic me in my dreamspic in reality = a shyguy
>>202812711kuhteem
just noticed there's a slight gap in the window frame in my room, explains the ingress of flies throughout the summer despite having windowberg closed need whoever fitted these shite plastic monstrosities out of business sharpish
>>202812562>>202812634
>>202812708(((starmer and his ilk)))
might go for a poo
>>202812699Nah I think I’ll actually post here whenever the fuck I want and you can do nothing about itStay on discord you meaningless virgin
this is my world today
>>202812742lel that's good
>>202812735bizarre image
moving in to a house share after living alone for the last four years, wonder how long it will take for me to want to an hero
>>202812562>>202812634not morning though is it
>>202812769*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>>202812772yeah
>>202812599>>202812699fake brit smelly git always bit your mother's tit
>>202812742not everything is jews
in the days of the cavemanand mammothsand GLACIEEERSS
if you eat poo in australia it spins the wrong way round
Britain is poor and their NHS sucks ass and they’ll never be as relevant as we are and that makes them seethe aaaahahaha
>>202812807man moths?
dog poo sausages served at the poo restaurant
10 straight posts from foreigners, fuck off this is england
I like yukari but I like mitsuru too. I can't decide
all australians are born shitposters
FUCK BRITSbut belmarsh prison was good very high standard
>>202812838No, it's me down syndrome kid
Was messaging a girl on the apps and my right hand bumped the keyboard as I went to reach out for somethingSOMEHOW it autocorrected to "poo" and was almost sent Couldn't recreate it if I tried
reading through mercury prize winners and god what a load of shit from the past 10 years
We need a Christian and Muslim alliance against Judaism annd zionism.
>>202812599>>202812699>>202812799
reading through poo prize winners and god what a load of shit from the past 10 years (it's been an impeccable decade)
>>202812890birds love a bit of poo patter
Is brit short for Britain or British
>>202812912Brittany
feeling aggravated and im not sure whyneed to drink a beere
>>202812891young farmers are good
>>202812912It's Britney bitch!
they dug me up from the ground and when i die they'll shove me into the womb
Need her sat on my face and farting pronto.
>>202812938>farmers
>>202812922Alcohol will kill you
>>202812939i was gonna say this but realized it would be gay and annoying
just realised i cant buy alcohol because my license expired and i look like a runtwtf
>>202812922>need to drink a beerGOOD lad>>202812959>anti-beer rhetoric despicable and not in the spirit of this general
But first.....coffee!
>>202812968can't you just use your expired licence? surely some minimum wage shop assistant isn't going to care
whose head is on american coins? george washington?
just poured out all my beervile muck
just realized i cant have sex with women because i'm australian and i look like a runtwtf
>>202812995the queen's but it's severed
>>202812995Refuse to say
>>202812984covfefe
every day that passes is one less day that you have to live
going back to sleep
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee!!
your death may be imminent
Alright guys? Got work soon. Feeling very tired today. Looking forward to a lie in tomorrow. That will be lush.
>>202812988got kicked out last time, thats how i found out my license expired
would shag Katie Hopkins silly
>>202812988yeah was gonna say the lad should be fine >>202812999unshagger-like behaviour
>>202812995nixon
>>202812995quarter = washingtondime = rooseveltnickel = jeffersonpenny = lincoln50 cents (rare) = kennedy3706 cents (more rare) = sharshuun the destroyer (future president)
What is the charge? Having an expired license and looking like a rrrrrrunt?
>>202812995lincoln penny, washington quarter, jefferson nickel and roosevelt on the dimehonestly had to work my memory a bit because i dont remember the last time i used coins
What's going on with this Diddy? Is he the same man who was Puff Daddy who redid Sting's Every Breath You Take? Why did he change his name? Is he a homosexual?
these rolls with ham cheese or jam at breakfast is the most german thing ever
absolutely fucking despise the song jump around by house of pain get really angry and upset when it comes on the radio
day 3 of wearing my watch 24/7 gotten completely used to it
>>202813096For me it's pumpernickel
what the fuck is a dime
went to applebees once and the woman wouldn't serve me a beer because my id card was a few days out of date meanwhile a small child was wandering around the bar area then a man fell off his barstool fell right down to the floor with a thud think he was shitfaced yet they wouldn't serve me a sober adult individual a single beerload of horse pucky if you ask me
>>202813119your mum
>>202813119choccy bar init
>>202813106it's not 24/7 until you've done it for 7 daysyou're on 24/3, sorry pal!>>202813119not your mum, that's for sure
>>20281311910 yank cents, also a 10/10 woman
Pint of Estrella in Salou.
did getting gay married for citizenship become a problem after obama legalised it
>>202813119ten cents
just seen a fanny and arsehole on tiktok
>>202813125>going to applebees to have a beer this is what happens when your country doesn’t have pubs
>>202813140Very good point. A lot of people misuse "24/7" now that I think about it. I'm impressed.
>>202813135they're called daim now
>>202813154link
>>202813119What Triple H draws.
brits acting like they dont have a 10 pence coin
>>202813125should of reported them
Pro-class struggle.Pro-economic planning.Pro-internationalism.Pro-Marxism.Pro-USSR.Pro-atheism.Pro-Soviet democracy.Pro-Red Army.Pro-Cheka/OGPU/NKVD/KGB.Pro-collectivisation.Pro-collectivism.Pro-deportation of nationalists and anticommunists.Pro-heavy industry.Pro-death penalty.Pro-materialism.Pro-Comintern.Pro-Warsaw Pact.Pro-DPRK.Pro-Cuba.Pro-equality.Pro-proletarian dictatorship.Pro-Bolshevik.Pro-proletariat.Pro-public transport.Anti-religion.Anti-drugs.Anti-alcohol.Anti-prostitution.Anti-bourgeois.Anti-fascism.Anti-private education.Anti-exploitation.Anti-SUV.Anti-individualism.Anti-monarchism.Anti-landlord.Anti-transgenderism.Anti-homosexuality.Anti-EU.Anti-NATO.Anti-Eurovision.Anti-idealism.Anti-market.Anti-capitalism.Anti-fast food.Simple as.
katy feeling that big ting pressed against her clapper when cronem stand behind her watching her making pancakes
>>202813119A dozen
>>202813190british coins are as follows>1p>2p>5p>10p>20p>50p>£1>£2british notes are as follows>£5>£10>£20>£50 (only vaguely legal tender)
>>202813212while you post on 4chan
>>202813190we have a number on ours
>>202813205>not antisemiticinto the bin it goes>>202813201*should've
>>202813060you forgot the silver dollars with eisenhower and susan b anthony and the gold dollar featuring sacagawea
>>202813223>trying to embarrass a voluntary cuckold
>>202813222>>2pfor what purpose
i like it when british niggas say "halfpenny"
>>202813230its idiomatic*idiomatic means it outs you as a midwit nerd for noticing
cope all you want she still feel yutedem baton x
>>202813255good weighty coins are 2psmuch nicer to hold than shitty 1ps and 5ps
>>202813271what about thruppenny
australian 1 cent and 2 cent coins were taken out of circulation in the early 90s, i still have a few in my drawer somewhere
>>202813299Sounds like slang for a fanny
>>202813060*memorises for when I go on The Chase or Pointless*
>>202813310have scarcely seen them in person me
>>202813327you mean tuppence which is also an old cointuppence is old 2 pence piece thruppence is old 3 pence piece
RIP nasrallah
atgb urrr daaa iiii onnn
>>202813290or you can just avoid carrying any change less than 10p, i never saw the point of carrying pennies and nickels a unit of 2 makes sense for dollars/euros. the 2 euro coins are very convenient
why does central europe get so many storms
>>202813380i mean there's not really any point in carrying any cash ever in 2024a £1 coin for a shopping trolley perhaps
>>202813380pennies are lucky
>>202813400You can use the key from a can of corned beef to unlock a shopping trolley. That's what shop staff do if someone asks for a trolley but forgot a pound coin. Just snap one of the corned beef keys off a tin next time you're in store and you're set for life.
britishers are absolutely elite at weaseling out of things
Injured the muscles around my neck and in my back so I can't wank because the movement gives me agony
>>202813400Londoner
>>202813462no good
>>202813478i live in the northwhat do you have to use cash for?
>paying to use a shopping cartNo way
Cash is based. Use it wherever you can.
>>202813492You get the £1 back afterwards.
we should become a rooftop civilisation
>>202813488It's better than paying by card.Can't be tracked. Provides more physical reassurance than numbers on a screen.
>>202813492yea europe has these retarded things but you can use pic related instead anyway
>>202813492it's like a depositto incentivise you to return it when you're finished
Lots of mongs go on the card only self checkouts (with the signs that saying as such) and have a melty when they realise they can't pay by cash
>>202813522>Can't be trackedlol okay
>>202813541Why do you think rulers want to eliminate it
>>202813529>need a incentive to care about your societyvery nword coded
lasagne for tea
>>202813527If you jerk the shopping carts apart, really quickly, the chain snaps and you don’t need to use a pound
atelier ryzathis series is made purely so you can wank over the main girl right?
>>202813569lots of people of all creeds are lazy as fuck
>>202813566there are codes on ever printed note and minted coin
>>202813571enjoy
>Why do you think rulers want to eliminate it
>>202813588t. stealing the trolley boys job
>>202813595And? Those notes circulate. The treasury doesn't know where each note is.
>>202813492Some of the more affluent a scrotes sacrifice the £1 by leaving the trolley before driving off in their range rover
Would be okay with card-only if it weren't for all the fucking cafes and that I go to charging fees even on EFTPOSAlso, cash is far more convenient for prozzies and drugs
>>202813519the Koreans would dominate in a rooftop world
>>202813519>>202813676odd poasts
god but also his son jesus
I'm firmly a believer that the 1979 Iranian revolutions was secretly a British-American plot tbqh. The Shah was trying to move away from reliance on them.Iran has never really done anything against Israel. Israel supported Iran against Iraq. It's Arab leaders like Assad the Unmossadable and Saddam who have posed the biggest threat.
>NEW - Germany: Syrian (41) chases passers-by in Essen with a machete, sets houses on fire: 31 people injured, 2 children in mortal danger.
i don't really ever carry cards any moregot me phonegot me watchwhy carry more than i need
>>202813711carry cash
>>202813717why
>>202813724to fight woke
>>202813709don’t care anymore arrogant self loathing euros deserve everything they’ve brought up on themselves
>>202813676LE EPIC BASED ROOF KOREANS AMERICANS
>>202813735i am woke
>>202813717cash is dead m90only poor people and drug dealers need it these days
Leftypol be like>>202813754
>>202813711yea fuck going to the store and buying a drink when you're outside thirsty, just drink from a random pond instead
>>202813754then you are my enemy
I feel fantastic hey hey hey
made myself a big breakfast yesterday and only ate half of it so I'm going to punish myself today with no breakfast at all
just seen kuenssberg's face and punched a hole right through my dad's telly
>>202813707>Secretlynothing secret about it you mong it's public knowledge
Sausage sandwiches with ketchup for breakfast x
>>202813773it's quite literally 2024stores accept apple pay
>>202813801nigga
Oh, youre a woke
>>202813795bitch seemed to just come out of nowhere and is suddenly in everything
>>202813801gay ass nigga has gyno
>>202813804ketchup: Xbrown: O
jank boteko didi
You get the £1 coin back when you return the shopping trolley though I don't understand what the fuss is
>>202813848americans HATE game theory when it's used for any reason other than warfare
Grew up in one of those proud-to-be-povvo suburbs and I've regularly seen a queue behind the manned checkouts while the self-checkouts were abandonedFeel them judging me as the one autistic capitalistic out-of-town arsehole using them
>>202813848I think the yank was just being a bit stupid
if you’re home alone do you wash your hands after shitting be honest
>>202813876yeah i compulsively wash my hands all the time
>>202813876yh
>>202813882good boy
Saw a 50-something bald man produce a wad of £50 notes from his pocket to pay for his shopping in tesco.Sick to bastard death of these tradies taking cash-in-hand jobs and failing to declare income. The sooner we move to a fully digital economy where every penny can be tracked and monitored by the government, the better.
>>202813876no, why would being home alone change that?
>>202813903who the fuck is paying tradies with £50 notes
Matt Lucas was the name I was looking for. Thanks!
>>202813876absolutely and then after that I cover them in hand sanitizer or isopropyl alcohol
>>202813802Not really because the perception is that 1979 was anti-American.
>>202813870Even better is the smart checkout tills where you scan while shoppingYou go to a supermarket outside the city and scores of technonormies either queuing for manned tills or self scanning at the self checkout while my coast past them to the empty smart tills, checking out in less than a minute
>>202813914woke
>>202813870there is something quite grim about self service to be fair, I think we're gonna miss manned checkouts when they're gone
timmy dming katy but she too busy feeding her dreadhead goon
remember when niggas was buying gold
>>202813903Seething programmer
>>202813876yes but desu it's just about the only thing I bother to wash my hands for
>>202813938those bluds thought it was 1848 or some shiii
>>202813914probably boomers
only have home grown tomatoes which are shiti want a fucking salad for breakfast ffs
catbergs are shedding giving me hay fever
>>202813938The price has boomed the last few years.Gold will always be a good investment.
Mad how "they" are pushing this made up celebrity "Chappel Roan" for some reason, just like "they" pushed Hawk Tuah girl.It's forced popularity, they are forcing this person's name into my ears like a hex.Jews I mean.
>>202813972kiss them
>>202813972hay fever is an allergy to grass/flower pollenit has nothing to do with cats, youre just allergic to them
SPICE UP YOUR LIFE
>>202813972brushcats should be brushed everyday
>>202813991fake news
love self checkouts as if im going to put all of my stuff on a conveyor belt and watch it roll slowly to the cashier or have to space it away from someone else's groceries with those dividers waste of time
>>202813977Chappel Roan hates Jews though
>>202814003cats should piss off horrid beasts that torture mice and carry disease
>>202814007Calm down 190
>>202814015sheed
>>202814003they clean themselves
a tu grd brai raio ain in n
>>202814010Honestly, who doesn't!
>>202814026sheeds hate dogs not cats
>>202813588Dude needs cart narcs
>>202813923>You go to a supermarket outside the city and scores of technonormies either queuing for manned tills or self scanning at the self checkout while my coast past them to the empty smart tills, checking out in less than a minuteThis almost sounded like English
>>202814020bizarre
>>202814029they still need brushing if you don't want everything covered in cat hair and the cats sicking up hairballs regularly
>>202814037do you
any /brit/posters in?
Pedestrian overpass jammed with trolleys with geofence boots
>>202814066i have sex with my dog every day like all white people
Honestly I prefer human interaction to self checkoutLove smiling at shop workersLove thanking them for doing their jobsLove telling them to have a good day
Sucking a furball
i hate dogs
morning lads. another day of misery and squalor is it?
>>202814082Good post
>>202814009conveyor belts for that sort of tiny distance always struck me as an insane luxury. a relic of post war industry
>>202813492that exists in america, you've never been to aldi?
any?
dogs are cute but they are smelly, loud, destructive etccouldnt have one as a pet
>>202813991Nobody uses words correctly anymore. People refer to things people do online as Live Action Role-Playing.
>>202812530best state
>>202814122Do you have autism
>>202814082GOOD lad self-checkout is also anti-worker and anti-consumer
>>202814140he's larping as autistic
I'm 37 years old and I don't understand the difference between black and ebony.
>>202814048Hard to write well when phone posting
>>202814156black = maleebony = female
Me? Ordering online from Asda. Can order as many cans and bokkles without any judgement
>>202814135Where's Peter Griffin
>I’m 37 years old … bruh
ebony goddesses
>>202814145>self-checkout is also anti-workernot really no. a worker will have to maintain and fix the machine
i'm 37 years old and i don't understand the difference between fart and shart
>>202814172Unfortunately this post violates British law
>>202814189One visiting maintenance worker doesn’t even come close to making up for the anti-worker components of self-checkout you goose
>>202814156nice selfie grandpa
>>202814204good thing only american law matters here
I'm 37 years old and dating a 24 year old in my phd program
I'm literally -0.3 years old, posting from my mother's womb. What you gonna do about that janny?
>37old enough to be my dad
A taxi driver drives a baker to his bakery. Instead of taking his $10, the taxi driver takes $10 of cake and bread. Does the GDP go up by:a) $0b) $10c) $20
>>202814229mental
Operation Al-Asda
>>202814219No I got banned for a post the other day and it stated 'local or US law'
All these youngens here. I'm 78 years old!
Lee Harvey Oswald carpet bombing Dealey Plaza in a targeted assassination.
i'm 88 years old and i don't understand the difference between black people and niggas
>>202814172Hitler was smiling on that day.
The train left from the wrong platform todayGood job I arrived a bit early
Releasing typhoid into London's water supply to assassinate David Lammy
finally found the bitches name cosplaying elvira in the nude
>>202814227*discreetly presses a silent alarm*
>>202814229FOLC
whenever someone mentions trains in /brit/ now I think about mallardlad now straight away
Torturing Keir Starmer
SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED
>>202814328>>202814328>>202814328
>>202814292Fascinating
>>202814311Don't call women bitches it's rude
>his post got deletedJanny is a yank/Israel-loving freak
>>202814213feels like half the time i use the self checkout one of the machines are broken or not in serviceclearly there arent enough workers to service them
>>202813602Was at a party where a trans "woman" was present on FridayIt's really quite jarring
got arrested for being english lads
