dual lips edition
Fully behind the American FBI investigating people using 4chan language and talking like 4chan posters, hopefully it'll mean fewer Americans on the Internet. The Web can start healing.
I read somewhere Epstein did kill himself and the method of the suicide was explained. He got a pillow sheet and wrapped it around his neck, put his knees to his chest sat upright and tucked the sheet down to his feet. He was sat at the edge of bed, and would swing forward, gravity acting as the strain against his neck until he suffocated.
>>202816122is that our Tim on the left
>autistic people should start going to pubs aloneawful adviceat best no one will pay any notice to you at worst people will think you're a sad freak. only other people you can chat to are old blokes or other weird freaks who are alone in a pub like you (both of which happens rarely)you're better off taking up an autistic hobby like magic the gathering or something
poo smells
i hate women
>nz is whiterIndeed because nobody is white in EuropeWhite is a colonial term
ay bru im brobably whoiter than u brew
raping my arse
>>202816127>>202816139>>202816143mental how quickly y'all typed these up aha
feel so much better after that poo
>>202816122peng
>>202816164why
>>202816164big if true
Amazing how autistic you lot areMention I like guns and some cretin thinks I want to be a cowboyYes I do they are fucking sickMention leftypol is dead, and some autistic freak thinks I meant it literally
i haven't felt the need to poo for 2 days. scientists can't explain this
held in a poo a couple of days ago but I'm starting to get pain in my gut
an interest in guns is 100% a sign of an overonline yankified freak mind i'm afraidi don't make the rules
my above average knob is going to waste
someone mentions politicsthe poo nudge unit bot appearswhats going on
remember always being told Irn Bru was near impossible to get in England and then finding out that its sold everywhere
>>202816183lost a game of overwatch
>>202816187>Amazing how autistic you lot areIt's people who are spending their weekend posting on 4channot really surprising is it
Imagine being into guns lolMight as well come out and delay you have a 2 inch willard
>>202816202100% fact
>>202816225oh dear I'd be leaving the thread after a mistake this disastrous
just cleaned the tonsilsfeeling peng
HEEEY MAAANNIIICE GUUUN
It's time to play the gameIt's time to play the gaaaaaaaame
>>202816225>delay
but guns ARE cool
reckon there's going to be something sordid that comes out when elton john dies
>>202816122need to see a dark hardwood nightstick bbc split her albanian holes apart and fill her with its jungle honey
>>202816262The last load he took leaking out of his rotting arsehole
>>202816262That he liked farting on peoples’ food.
>>202816254https://vocaroo.com/9uz7zCTeRmM
>>202816261You're not allowed to think thatthe government and media has said they're bad
overwatchthat's the game with all those 3D porn whores
when i played cyberpunk, i played with the revolver, wasn't the most powerful, but it was the coolest
>>202816202good post
>>202816241Yeah alri Amelia Wang
>>202816262something to do with adopting little boys with his husband probably
>>202816262Like this
>>202816254Damn I just lost
>>202816292same, got one that shot through walls and an ability that let me see people through them it was fun
>>202816288yesnever played the game me but i've wanked many times to tracer and pharah
Welcome back to WatchMojo.com today we're going to be counting down the top 10 /brit/ gimmicks of all time
Anyone got some spare change?
>>202816309what timmy gets when he brags about his wife "cooking" for him
>>202816262>”At school everyone boasted about sex. Meanwhile I was dying to be molested by someone. When I went to therapy, my therapist said, 'I have to ask you if you were molested.' And I said, 'No, actually.' But I was dying to be molested by someone — just to teach me, just to find out, you know?"perfectly normal gay are elton
Guns CarsSexRock and roll The life of a white man not for autistic freaks
Thinking about how cowboy "duels" are just getting a gun at your pocket and shooting it faster than the other guyJust repeating the same movement over and over until your muscle memory is faster Basically the 19th century equivalent to gookclicking your way to the top of starcraft rankings
overwatch tracer makes me horny
>>202816336pay denbts
>>202816352Yh totally the same
>>202816353can't believe people still play that game
RIP
>>202816321for me it was the few secs of slow mo on draw then line up a headshot or twoslow and steady blows up a face
>>202816352>Just repeating the same movement over and over until your muscle memory is fasterDon’t think you’ll be doing much of that if you get shot
>>202816373They're horny
>>202816352yeah except you die instantly in a cowboy duel and not over 15 years while your baby becomes feral and malnourished in the next room
>>202816373its fun
/brit/ daddies can i wank my cock please?
come on aussie come on, come on
>>202816398You'd defo get shot if you don't practice before your first duel you mug
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
>>202816352>competing against someone is just doing something better than themyeah mate
taking backshots while i type trhis
>>>/pol/483189099
might get into aussie rules. Don't like rugby, too boring and too much stoppage. Don't like the NFL because I despise America and Americans.
playing wario land 4
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezSJP3g4Ldg
>>202816254TIME TO WORK THE SMARKS
wish young jodie foster was my gf
Had some pathetic provencial cretin in my game in deadlock You could hear the poverty in his voice freak was calling him self coach Grim how unself aware they are
woke up feelin sick from boozberg but i have successfuly navigated the tricky waters of hangover sickness and no longer feel sick
eating a pack of coca cola oreos
>>202816430good lad
Doing one of those "incel walks"
>>202816467lel he did you good and proper
>>202816465Bet her farts reek.
>>202816465if i could smell her cuuuuunt
Sup niggas
>>202816283LmaoLink to the /pw/ thread?
>>202816465prefer her in her previous roles to this one...
>>202816437No one actually took it Everyone just said they did but they were all secretly redpilled
>>202816474for me it’s the rod of the dog and cracking out a couple of filth hangover wanks then feeling alri
>>202816440>might get into aussie rules nah don’t. If you’re going to get into an Aussie comp, our biggest and best to watch is the NRL (National Rugby League)League is a different beast than regular Rugby, a much more entertaining spectator sport
>>202816508’
>>202816467and hours later you're still thinking about him, while he doesn't even know you exist
>>202816488Just did an incel run me
strange addictive quality to these coca cola oreos
there's somebody at the door
>>202816562Knock knock
>>202816528Oh go bend a banana Isaiah
Off on a hike todayMight be the last nice weekend of the year you never know
>>202816508
Imagine JK Rowling was your mother in law, phwoar, quick titjob while you share your hatred of trannys with her
keep walkin palthat's right
>>202816562ominous post
>>202816582don’t take orders from those on the wrong side of the barassi line
>>202816591black girls LOVE white men
>>202816484did you get them on sale at woolies? i saw a mountain of them and knew that they were trying to get rid of them cos no one was buying them
>>202816562SOMEBODY'S RINGING THE BELL~
>>202816592shes hot idgaf
>>202816562Who can it be now?Dududurudoooooodudu
>>202816592You reckon JK Rowling would use her tits to pleasure a penis?
>>202816528just want to see people getting really hurt tbqh
>>202816591women are mental
>>202816592>yea, those sure don't feel like silicone, Mrs. Rowling
>>202816590Love the ending of that film, pure kino
>>202816488Corr give us that zapdos mate I'll trade you a caterpie
>>202816591This is why unmarried women need to be tightly controlled by their fathers
>>202816635well yeah you’ll get a lot more of that in the NRL as well
>>202816488What's that
jav with a mixed race jap lady came up on my porno reccys can’t decide if she was dark skinned race or it was the japs doing a cheeky blackface
Got me two lots of PIP Starmer is a mug lol
a caveman just ran past my window
been eating properly and taking supplements and my farts and poos still smell rancid
>>202816674How did you get pip and what for
>>202816674Based
>>202816672Going to assume that what you saw was either one of them tanned rural types or a gyaru
>>202816692alri dwp cunt
>>202816674Come onGive me one
>>202816706bro identifying these niggas like they're pokemon
handegg is on tmr
diddy freak off
Me attempting to talk to women
*thupthupthupthupthupthupthupthup*
i like jav but only before the actual sex bit starts
>>202816734rape me once, shame on you
>>202816734kek it's like a flock of startled birds
Dress me up in my oilskins and jumperNo more on the docks I’ll be seenJust tell my old ship-mates I’m taking a trip, matesAnd I’ll see you someday in Fiddlers’ Green
ah hell naw diddy just went woke
>>202816747need this subhuman freak strung up
>>202816747Did he do anything illegal? Or is he just a creep?
>>202816122The ukulele guy needs to be put in prison. Just the worst.
Getting in to OSINT latelyYou guys have any new interests?
>>202816641YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH
>>202816780He's not even real. It's just some Slendermanish ARG.
>>202816747this bloke been nabbed yet, couldnt sleep proper for a coupoe days when i saw the yt
dr jones dr jones calling dr jones dr jones where are you now (where are you now)
spider crawled UNDER my desktop tower
>>202816763Wish you said "A Flock of Seagulls" so then I could have replied with a reference to their song "I Ran"
>Distressing moment US cops visit boy, 4, with black eyes and protruding bones but did nothing to help him - weeks before the child died of starvation
Big fan of Esoteric (and I mean esoteric) Hitlerist Zionism
5 days without boozemight start going to AA when I'm tempted to drink again
>>202816780>>202816800>>202816831QRD?
>>202816833>>202816780are you lot new to the internet? Maybe you should try mumsnet
>>202816800no concrete evidence of illegal activity but there is footage of him hanging around playgrounds and approaching kids
Iran has been exposed as a paper tiger.nobody takes them seriouslyAryan, Fashpilled Zionist NATOism wins
>>202816866Alri Miguel Serrano
>>202816872been a couple of months for me. Not as panicky anymore but bored and miserable
going on holiday to LA on tuesday
>>202816903what you going to get up to while there lad
>>202816903very feral blackoids out there be careful after dark
>>202816903hope you accidentally flash the wrong gangsign
>>202816903why are going to that dump?
Dominos has RUINED my guts. A foul acrid slurry is being violently and erratically expelled from my ringpiece. They've poisoned me. Surely I have grounds for a civil suit, potentially a criminal one (assault)?
>>202816880smartschoolboy9 is this bloke who pretends to be a schoolboy and has the Internet lolcow detectives working frantically to find out who he is.I reckon it's just a prank or even a Slenderman style ARG.Some people think he's an actual nonce who needs locking up.
feel like a wnak but at the same time can't really be arsed
>>202816903missus getting a taste of compton baton?
>>202816929your fault for imbibing that poison
>>202816889[scanning...][scanning...][scanning...]ERROR - 00.00% British Culture Detected!
Reckon I should become a lorry driver
>>202816902>panicky?do you feel any different? can't remember when I went that long without booze. told myself to give it a least a month just to see how I feel
>>202816953read this as [scranning...]
>>202816903you'll be attending the event then?
>>202816903Fuck some Asians and Latinas, lad
>>202816718
>>202816718roar
>>202816953Israel is British.
>>202816961Tried this The test is impossible to pass, you have to say "red lorry yellow lorry" 20.times in a row fast without a mistake
sex obsessed freaks fuck offget a life
>>202816968yh
>>>/gif/27937352
>>202817001Read it as san pedo
>>202816996Your mum is sex obsessed whenever I visit, would you say that to her?
Got me pip dated to 2026 got the full plan 500 a month and free taxis hahahaWhat a shithole this cunt is>>202816674Based
>>202817021weak banterneck yourself freak
Anyone sad? Alone? Depressed?Go kill a random person and then yourselfAbuse a stranger who's in grief
>>202817013Not sure I'll be click that
>>202817026get a job
>>202817046It's fuckin funny mate go on
>>202817001Not a clue who any of them are
>>202817045youre strange
>>202817034Touched a nerve haven't I?Besides the ones I usually hit in your mum's cervix I mean
>>202816963used to get properly worked up when I was coming off booze but now I feel more stable, memories better and I'm sleeping alright just don't enjoy anything really. Don't want to drink at all but just don't really engage with anything just work and come home. Keep at it though it's absolute muck you're better off without it if it was a problem.
>>202817021Knocked that incel freak sparko
>>202817045funniest thread on /int/ in a long time screaming at the pearl clutchers on here getting upset about it
>>202817060just a bunch of punk rock bands i like. not everyone's cup of tea.
Just had a thought ladsWhen P!nk sings "I'm coming up so you better get the party started" is she talking about pingers?
>>202816936ktim
pop punk is fucking shite
>>202817059
>>202817073wasnt funny though
going to eat a lot of tacos when i'm in LA. love tacos me.
>>202817151yeah?
>>202817151and burritos?
my post countdown’s almost up so you better get this party started
My favourite punk songhttps://youtu.be/-PA0q6Hg1sM?si=-JGwG1G7raMTW99O
>>202817151prepare yourself for dtfic demanding you post proof that you're in LA or youre spaino
>>202817157yeh and burritos
>>202817151awesome bro - go lakers!!!
getting gashed up in morrisons cafe
putting cat biscuits up my arse
Need Sophie Ellis Bextor's powerful jawline in my bloodline ASAP
Faustian spirit >>>/bant/21310376
>>202817188i do not care for basketball
not clicking that
There's your hangover scran sorted
>>202817160not pop punk is it you mong
HOW HE EVEN PEAKER AGAINS !! THEY SAYS WASHED ! NEVER ! clean ! only ! bahaha CHUCKLE STRAIGHT FACE !! FOOL !! POWERFUL ! MIGHTY ! NUMBER 1
>>202817217fuck off gaylord
you what
>>202817223hope you choke on it
never eat shredded wheat
i like this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFVMkTWaBw
why am i so unhappy bros
>>202817223Looks like Elton John's been nowhere near it
>>202817271neuroticism
>>202817266Good stuff. Love poppunk
had 8 pints of guinness last night starting at 8pm so i reckon i'll be fit to drive by about 3pm
>>202817271attention seeking
>>202817224Yeah I said it’s punk in my post you fucking retard
just shit my pants
got lots of laundry to do today. one load down, three to go
https://youtu.be/qwryl0tKN8M?si=EzDD_0BjR4Nd97SW
>>202817293wow thats big and clever
just sharted my shit
might shit my pants
>my dad is dead
>>202817348
clarkson's farm is one of the best shows i've ever seen
dunno if i shit my pants would have to get up
>>202817392cheers
>>202817392nah
>>202817392its slop
struggling to be entertained by this bloated dying corpse of an internet want to throw the computer out of the window
>r/bwc>r/saynotoasianboys>r/blackchickswhitedicks>r/Bleached>r/Bleached_hentai>r/BleachedEdits >r/asiangirlsforwhitemen>r/asiangirlswhitecocks>r/BleachedandCucked>r/BigDickWhiteDudes
>>202817392you have low standards
cant wait to wake up early tomorrow and give it my all at work!
>>202817486all moderated by me
>>202817486much more weird when a man has a race fetish than a woman
>>202817486really see no reason to stoop to their level
>>202817491wahey
been on 4chan all day today
>>202817449>>202817465>>202817488t. council members
wanking to feet
would love a black hotwife that fucks other white guys desu
rorke soiling his next jeans at the thought of a transgender woman reading to children
so depressed I don't even want to comfort eat
>>202816929There is something not right about dominos it is delicious but without fail gives me heartburn a painful stomach and big sloppy poos with a bit of diarrhea. In the same vein mcdonalds turns my shit a lighter shade of brown and it comes out as a pile of mush. The only slop my body tolerates well is subway.
hawk tuah
all nice and well but the cronem are active
>>202817556samedont know what to do with myself im quite lonely
>>202817486>>r/Bleached_hentai>>r/BleachedEditspeople who make this cringe shit are worse than the pajeets spamming BMWF
When did Aussies stop being based?
>>202817571shes cute and funny genuinely love her
>>202817553no such thing as a 'transgender woman'
>>202817580hawk tuah spit on that thanggg
australia
>>202817553my jeans are from gap
>>202817579t. Ngubu
>>202817541nice to have a quiet Sunday once in a while
Why are so many poofs nonces as well?
Hungover and want to drink but can't because mumbergs coming round. Going to make coffee and have some eggs instead and maybe some ginger in boiling water and a multivitamin.
>>202817618think im going to try being productive for a bit just so i feel a little less grim
just crawled out of a k hole
i spend at least 3 hours a day (5) on the tiktok jew, i really need to find something else to do with that time
>>202817609fuck off mate if you wank over racially edited hentai you're literally the "timmy" that nogs make fun of
>>202817578what shall we do about this
>>202817629get her shagged
>>202817645seriously learn to sew
>>202817629You can drink a few beers
>>202817665Ya seethe?
>>202817681why
someone owe you £20 and they start praying jummah at a different masjid
>>202817657giwtwm
do this to all women
bros taking screenshots of bbc porn and makign the black guy white
Oh nodon't even remember this happening yesterday but it probably did
lmao rape
11:50pmMight buy some stupid shit I don't need and then regret it tomorrow
>>202817770
constant physical and mental anguish
>>202817727screaming. immigrants just immediately get our kind of humour. give them homes
bit chilly tonight
>>202817820same. chilly day time for us
Hamas ended up getting Nasrallah and the whole of Hezbollah's senior command killed
>>202817714prefer not to say
>>202817829if something is the exact opposite its still looks the same like a mirror image. thats why the antipodeans fit in so well here
Bought the cheapest beer they had and it is reminiscent of dishwater and mud
>>202817830it is what it is ykwim?
>>202817486
>>202817912>>202817912
>>202817923>>202817923>>202817923
>>202817830the choice was slowly starve to death or change things up even if they just die faster. hamas said as much in their pamphlet for oct 7. better to burn out than fade away
>>202817744That doesn't look like chaste kisses and gifts of chocolate
Why do people use two ropes for tricep pushdowns. Just why
