coal tar soap edition
poo smells lmao
any stinkmaxxers in looool
before the woke mind virus infected the world
why do I always have bags under my eyes even though I sleep fine every night
quaffing a can of sugar free kirks lemon squash
>>202817967mental case
>>202817965recessed maxillai have the same problemit's buggy eye syndrome
>>202817935
>>202817967Purified Water, Food Acid (330,331), Natural Flavour, Sweeteners (952,950,961), Preservative (211), Natural Colours (Carthamus Yellow).
wonder how many goes on marvin bartley's bbc did eilidh barbour need to get over st johnstone's defeat last night
>>202817965genetics innit
>>202817935>tfw this nigga got banned from plebbit for being transphobic
any of you been on antidepressants? might give them a go, better than going nowhere in life
>>202817965karmic debt
eric biscoff
leftypol signing up for the draft for the war in russia on the chances that he gets his cock blown off and doesn't have to pay for the surgery
>>202818010how can a trans be transphobic
Growing up in a norf fc town everyone just referred to ourselves as 'English' and we spoke English and lived in England so I didn't realise England was a part of Britain. I remember watching American films and cartoons and they would always have these 'British' characters who were always really weirdo posh people and I thought Britain was another country full of rich posh people. Then in an episode of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air the British butler character gives an ebin speech about how growing up he loved studying art or whatever and Will Smith said 'Damn, England must be really boring.' I asked my Mum why he said that and Mum explained England was part of Britain and I realised all those 'British' characters were supposed to be English and my mind melted because it just didn't make sense, it didn't represent England or English people in any recognisable way at all.
>>202818016yeh mate its called dieting and exercise #done
deary me
>>202818064need to meet a qt paki gf at that stool
>>202817994
>>202818038Saying that he regretted being a tranny was considered hate speech
>>202818071kawaii as FUCK
>>202818038what a lowiq comment"how can a black person be racist"
>>202818089not up on brit lore. whos this then
>>202818064why is the indian side full of rubbish?
>>202818055i've tried all that but i think there's just something wrong in my brain, pretty sure whatever's happening up there isn't normal
>>202818115they cant be racist against black people tho
>>202818140You have an active social life?You have a decent job?
>>202818123nonce kyller
>>202818064The Pakistan one has the Pakistan flag in the logo, but the India one doesn't. Not fair to India really is it.
odd people have always existed although the internet has certainly made them more visible
Is'c realy?
>>202818150yes they can lolyou think white peopel cant be racist against white people (and constantly are). think before you write mate
Why’d you post it STAYVUN?
throwing a lit firecracker on my vietnam veteran granddad's lap when he's asleep in his armchair
>>202818167no, that's the problem i need to fix, and i've tried many things to get those things in place. i think my brain is just messed up because i get strange thoughts sometimes which don't seem normal.
>>202818188thats just called being mean.
>2 days until Jimmy Carter's 100th birthdaybloody brilliant come on
>>202818226is he the first president to live to 100?
>>202818226even if he was dead the deep state would never let the info go public
>>202818226neolib demon
>>202818226More like Jimmy Sharter
just made a perfect cup of tea. you know when it just all comes out exactly how you wanted it. lovely stuff.
just did a perfect poo. you know when it just all comes out exactly how you wanted it. lovely stuff.
>>202818255aye2nd oldest ever is 94 (George Bush the 1st)
You lot won't remember him but there used to be a poster called 190cm master race and he was amazing
>>202818324a no-wiper that just falls out your arse
>>202818347
>>202818341poppy died
>>202818304very nice
give me winter weather already
>>202818226Going to watch him on the Talk Tuah podcast myself
portcullis
>>202818383shut up cody
>>202818347He's moved on to bigger and better things
>>202818371what are you saying you TWAT
got my gay porn kinos on
ubisoft is dying, was a huge part of my childhood vidya experience, dunno how i feel about it
>>202818347Mad how he hasn't been here for five years and people still talk about him
>>202818347ure right i dont remember a guy by that name but i do remember someone called 190 children nonced
>>202818402he's not the 2nd oldest he's dead m8
Just smelled the general 'gusset' area of my pyjama bottoms and my god. Smells like something's crawled my up arse and died
Brian griffin so crazy lol. talking dog who comes up with this stuff
>>202818383You can just drive into the artic circle
you will never be a caveman
>>202818409go woke go broke as they say
>>202818442with a normal name too you'd never expect it lool
>>202817912>Sodium Palmate, Aqua, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Cocamide DEA, Parfum, Glycerin, Melaleuca Alternifolia Leaf Oil, Palm Kernel Acid, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Tetrasodium EDTA, Amyl Cinnamal, Coumarin, Eugenol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Limonene, CI 15510, CI 21100Oh yeah sounds really traditional
>>202818457think he should try out no cold cuts
>>202818409UBISOFT SUCKS COCK
>>202818388LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG>>202818419Oh grow up you bloody clown. 2nd oldest ever. Ford 3rd (93), Reagan 4th (93).
gamers and film buffs who talk nostalgically about the companies more than films or games are soy gimps
>>202818409rejoice
>>202818409daily reminder that black children WERE part of 10th century England
>>202818496Why do all white American women look the same?
>>202818496nobody has a age when theyre dead m8 . you're not 98 forever. you're worm food
>>202818496what do they talk about on that podcast?
>>202818512>he doesn't mourn the loss of RKO PicturesLad...
bonkers how much people on average salaries spend on monthly car payments must be utterly fucking insane
if this was the early 00s hayley would have started a bj kink porn career and not a podcastwe have to go back
>>202818557beep bee beep beep bee beep
>>202818562Deanos and Asians from Birmingham you mean
>>202818553mindless prolefeed
so bored fuck sake
>>202818557its a wonderful life great movie. no idea what you're on about tho
>Boy, eight, dies after being shot on a farm - as man in his 60s is arrested
>>202818592no, just your average person
Snorting cocaine is European, Aryan, based, white and Fashpilled. Heil Hitler! Heil Nietzsche! Hail Cameron! Heil Bronze Age Pervert! Hail Iain Duncan Smith! Heil Mosley!
>>202818593>biggest meme of all timelol
>Boy, eight, dies
the scrandemic
hayley having no chin and being proficient at bjs just seems right
tucked up in my leccy blankey
>>202818324very nice
the kids these days dress like shitgo into any non-uniform school and look at the kidstrackies everywhere disgusting
love me some colla greens n mackin cheese
That's September over. Achieved a lot this month. 2024 started poor but Q4 is looking good. Finish strong. 2025 is going to be my year.
Edged for 4 hours todayWish I was joking
>>202818700>vegetables boiled to mushIt's not the 1970s any more lad, you are allowed to cook vegetables in other ways.Try steaming to preserve the colour, flavour, texture, and nutrients of your vegetables.
let them watch gay porn
starting to understand why americans think soccer is gay and girly. some of the movements they make with their hands and arms are a bit off
>>202818769didnt ask
>>202818760Athleisure is the worst aesthetic development in Western culture since Brutalist architecture.
>>202818769homo
>>202818768That's nothing
>>202818760>go into any non-uniform schoolsimply shan't'
eating a lump of shit
>go into any non-uniform school and look at the kids
>>202818760what's wrong with trackies? i'm wearing trackies now
190cm was like the Philip Schofield of /brit/ Popular, witty bloke who was hated for his good looksYnoI think it's time they both made a comeback
>>202818760Bet you took 10 suits with you to uni
insane that it's been nearly 5 years since Joker came outautumn/winter 2019 was a very grim time overall
>>202818593Numbers are falling off SHARP
>>202818409wait what?
>>202818769When I get steaming I'm not thinking about veggies wahey
>>202818856how so
chavs acting like anybody who doesn't exclusively wear primark tracksuits is posh
>>202818638That's not coke it's a sort of caffeine powder they sell
>>202818851i wish people would stop bullying me because of my girly face
>>202818800the youths are spiritually woggified
>>202818496wait is jimmy actually going on it?
One of the first videos I ever watched on the internet was a relatively sophisticated video from a couple of brits doing a Resident Evil 4 spoof. Still impressive to this day!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxVAQYpNmUQ
>>202818895>veggiesThey're called vegetables you americanised toddler-brained pleb.
>>202818899just remember the weather being awful constantly and i was working long hours at the time
>>202818851>190cm was like the Philip Schofield of /brit/He sure was
kids these days wearing trackies, fucking woke lgbt(rackie) shit
>>202818760My parents wouldn't let me own trackies cause they thought it looked slovenly Now I lounge around in them all day and there's fuck all they can do!
>>202818924obviously not you fucking moron LMAOImagine a 100 year old man who's barely even alive talking with hawk tuah girl for 2 hoursDo you hear yourself?
>>202818945You joke but I knew a cunt who got raped by a spoon
I’m so lonely, 27 years old and everyone else my age and younger than me are out enjoying their lives and maintaining lasting relationships, every day I feel closer to killing my self
>>202818978Yes I know I know, I was just hopeful for a (You) you see
spaedo having a melty over what kids are wearingwe all know that because he would prefer if they wore nothing at all the sick fucking nonce
>got recognised on grindr by someone i knowwhat's the damage control ladsi've already deleted my grindr account, but now he has requested to follow me on instagram
>>202817912Used to always buy Wright's Traditional Coal Tar Soap until recently when they replaced the tallow with a vegan alternative. Wokeness going to far.
>>202818942based. roastie whores get what they fucking deserve
does the wifi modem/router use a lot of electricity? years in this apartment and ive never turned it off, wonder if itd make a difference on the bill of i only turn it on when i actually need to use it
>>202819001>I’m so lonelyAlri Akon
so what’s the go with Ubisoft
tickling my little green winky
>>202819037you be soft
>>202819037if AC Shadows fails, they're toast.
>>202819015Seek Jesus
>>202819037too much UBI woke nonsense
>>202819015just say you were trying to cure your haemorrhoid with the law of friction but youre too shy to see a doctor
>>202819001never too late mate
>>202819065
>>202819062why’s that
>>202819065trannies are absolutely fucking revolting
>>202819037Never seen a mmorpg flop so fast
>chavs acting like anybody who doesn't exclusively wear primark tracksuits is posh
>>202819052crikey >>202819126which mmorpg was that
>>202819015Say that you love cock
>never too lateIt is though
>>202818768
>>202819151Concord or something idk
>>202819113their stock is tanking and has been for a while, there was a bit of a investor revolt recently too
>>202819001Stop demoralizing yourself and take small steps every day to improve your situation. The suicidal thoughts will go away eventually, especially if you start to make some progress. If they don't, please don't do anything stupid. If you really feel like you might do something, leave your house immediately and go to the nearest emergency room. Remember, your life matters just as much as anyone else's <3
>>202819162You know what's even more fucked?I did it yesterday as well and 2 hours on friday
>>202819016Good alternatives exist, you can find tallow soap or an olive oil based one such as Aleppo or Marseille soap is also a good option
>>202819189Oh I thought that was Sony?>>202819191AhMental, guess no one’s too big to fail aye
why don't kids these days dress like peaky blinders?- deano
the kids should be dressing like mallardlad
>>202819262Based
>>202819062how will French people react to their gaming crown jewel collapsing
>zoomers calling a suit a 'peaky blinders costume'
>>202819065Think this webm might have been made by someone in my area considering it literally has my town's local tranny schizo in it (the one right before Moni)He keeps standing for elections as the "Space Navies Party", fuck knows where he gets the signatures
buy all my clothes from online jap stores because their clothes are simply betteruk clothes are almost all trashy
>>202819262who
>>202819113Their last few big games cost a lot of money but either failed or underperformed. They sunk a lot of money into the next asscreed (that they now delayed to february 2025) and it's make or break for now themand they had the bright idea for the long awaited asscreed set in japan to put yasuke the giganigga front and centerand they made plenty of mistakes regarding japanese culture while boasting about working with historians and specialists (one of whom turned out to be a complete fraud and a communist)
the so-called scrandemic
fred fuchs
playing a game where you make little dioramas
>>202819065A cursed webm which has both Amer and Chris-Chan in it
>>202819324190
>>202819312mallardlad /brit/poster who accidentally got face revealed by the famous steam engine you’ll have to check the archives to understand, was a day or two back
>>202819290i'll be cheering, i don't want pozzed shit in my games
MMMMMMMM
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1727597895542806.webm
>>202819312
>>202819262Literally nothing wrong with the way he dresses you wogbrained zoomer
Remember when Aisha bodied 190 lmaoooooPoor fella never recovered
>accidentally got face revealed by the famous steam engine entirely accurate but an absolutely bizarre thing to put in words
>>202819382calm down mallardmong
>>202819350What about when Assassin's Kino was good
>>202819341Comfy
>>202819377Why are yanks so loud
>>202819344
Had to stop wearing my flat cap and coat because I kept hearing retards calling me peaky blinderNever watched that show in my life and don't intend to
>>202819382it's alri mallardlad
Just got called a straggot by a faggot
>>202819308looks like Roy "Chubby" Brown
>>202819395we'll always have those daysthe only thing i was looking forward to was the remake of black flag
>>202819382why are your jeans so tight lmfao >>202819380
Just found out about thisWhy the fuck did nobody tell me that we're all middle eastern then
>>202819380Nice shoes.
>>202819419Why on earth were you wearing a flat cap in public
>>202819363pure strikes
>Literally nothing wrong with the way he dresses you wogbrained zoomer
>>202819385lol he never cared about that slag
>>202819459What's wrong with wearing a flat cap?>>202819471>dressi
>>202819474cope on 190
>>202819487will make people think you’re on the spectrum lad
watching muay thai lately and they take so many punches without defending its crazy
>>202819462MMMMMMM badass
>>202819385>Remember when Aisha bodied 190 lmaooooohttps://streamable.com/ckltlb
>dressing smartly is.. LE.. BAD
Any 5'10" man in shoes in?
anyone else catch themselves saying lol irl
>>202819324why did 190 used to spam this image so much before he left /brit/ forever?https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/BOEVtBV9543qmw1SSxyB0w/
>>202819513When you’re a manlet who weighs 50kg, you don’t really have to worry about brain damage
>>202819525190cm won actually
>>202819492not 190 and got nothing to cope over lmfao
>>202819498Straight girls kiss each other like this as a joke but rorke can't get a girl to look at him twice lol
>>202819507So what you're saying is you're insecure and prefer to dress in a way that doesn't stand out from the rest of the normies.
>>202819037don't know but monster hunter wilds in preordered/brit/ is a capcom general
>>202819555not true though is it
>>202819525This genuinely ended 190
>>202819570bit of a strange extrapolation I dress in a way that’s complimentary to me and looks nice - I don’t bring undue attention to myself with silly hats
>>202819594t. 50kg manlet
>>202819564Rorke kisses girls whilst girls look at leftypol twice because he's so freakish and they joke about it with their friends later lol
In it to win it innitInnit to win it you might say
>>202819632nope
mallardmong is 190
>>202819560kek that's me there
Imagine dressing like a normie lmao
>>202819577got to be good mates to be getting that close
two of three loads of laundry done lads. getting shit done today.
rorke wearing the same smelly tracksuit for 3 months before reluctantly giving it to his mum to wash
>>202819675Whoa
>>202819703rorke wears next jeans mate
>>202819694loooooool
what is the correct number of pants to take on holiday?
>>202819694brehs fashionscaping irl
>>20281966440kg then
>>202819694>>202819733obvious samefagging
>>202819738two
Genuinely outrageous how touchy mallardlad is
>>202819702man on a mission
>>202819694lmaaooo
Remember the Rorke uprising during the summerWhat was all that about then
>>202819738Take boxers instead ya poof
>>202819738one for each day unless you're a dirty smelly bastard
>>202819725Not since the soiling incidents
>>202819694>having an armed militia not a prod or anything but this never struck me as being a particularly Christian way to carry on
>>202819471He seems like a fine chap, someone who doesn't think less of people because of how they look
>>202819761shouldn't post photos of himself if he didn't want critiquing
>>202819638need my willy in there
got bummed in newcastle
>>202819744lower
>>202819791where does the bible say that nations shouldn't have armies to defend themselves with?
>>202819788one for each day plus two spares for me clive
>>202819809Just nice to look at isn't it but they don't seem particularly into it
>>202819791Erm yeah let's just leave the Vicar of Christ totally undefended
It's called dressing smart, you tracksuit wearing cretins
hibs are fucking rank rotten
trackiemongs absolutely rattled
>>202819738I do a week’s worth and then pay for laundry or wash them in the bathroom and hang them up. If you mean underwear. For trousers, the ones I’m wearing and maybe a spare pair depending on how long I’m going for and the ease and price of obtaining another pair
Haven’t ate anything today
>>202819804fantastic to hear
>>202817923>>202817923>>202817923
youtube keeps gibing me bixarre recommendations
dunno what to do with me life
>>202819786remember spainpaki was on here whinging because his wog cousins were getting battered ahah
>>202819900wonderful username
>>202819874classic weakmind team. it's bizarre how any player can put on a hibs shirt and immediately turn into a spineless little worm
>>202819842I think girls with that strawberry blonde hair at that age are just perfect. I can even see why lads want to troon out to be in that situation. Something incredibly sensual and passionate and beautiful about it all. They think if they identify as a lesbian they can have it all but they’re not thinking it out, they will never look like that
>>202819911janitor, delete it
>>202820022janny died last night
>>202820044Rip big manBanning sinners in heaven
>>202820022janny died in your arms tonight
10K: ran in 52 minutesclue: gained
>>202819828>"render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's and unto God the things that are God's"i.e don't set yourselves up as a political authority but as a spiritual council that provides guidance>Christ lowering his disciples sword and healing the soldiers wound >>202819848...yhChrist himself went to his death and Martyrdom is a quintessentially Christian ideal
>>202820158Remember though that Christ was just a random preacher and there is no credible evidence to suggest that he was divine in any way
>>202820158>Abrahamics not following their own autistic rulesshocker mate
do we really need discussion #565,881 on religion
>>202820150Shite time pal just give it up
>>202819560ahh, early 2021, the only time in my adult life i was inactive in /brit/ because i had a social life
>>202820245Yes, until Diego admits he is wrong as an honourable person should
30 seconds goon sesh on the docket
ahaha other thread deletedgood one idiots
if /brit/ were a classroom i'd be the lad near the back folding paper planes
he's back
>>202820348you're a paper planeweak, disposable, and useless
>>202820363Mental how he’s done nothing important or funny since peep show
>>202820370yeah but my purpose is to be annoying and disruptive, a purpose i serve happily
Mental how you've done nothing important or funny ever
>>202820385neither has robert webb
Going out noncing tonight hahahahahahhhahhahhhahahahahahahahahhaaaa
>>202820412>>202820412>>202820412>>202820412>>202820412
>>202820363He's got pubes on his face!
>>202820426>>202820426
>>202820417>>202820417>>202820417
>>202820419get him janny
>>202820430>>202820442ahaha FOOLS, you FOOLS
>>202820217yeah except the gospel accounts, the shroud of Turin, contemporary historical record that suggests he was more notable than a rogue heterodox Jewish preacher >>202820218Jesus rebuked autistic rules it was his whole thing
>>202820445nonce of my business hahahahaha
>>202820421>>202820430>>202820442well done