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Can't imagine how grim being NEET is. Imagine having nothing to do, nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to. Just existing as a drain on everyone around you and dossing the days away. Couldn't do it me. Have too much self-respect and care for my loved ones to do that to them.
i bite my nails yum umm
*thupthupthupthupthupthupthupthup*
So THAT'S what Boris is up to these days
>>202827484
>>202827491used to this but then i just stopped one day and never thought about it again
>>202827478>>202827502same energy
contemplating getting a kebab
>>202827444never too late, pre game tipple>>202827466monday
Bettany Hughes in India. Looks utterly grim
A moment of silence for Natasha Reddington-Romanov, may she rest in peace.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13902457/Vivacious-trans-woman-55-hailed-icon-Soho-dead-vanishing-week-ago.html
decided to watch amadeus
to be honest if your monthly food shop is costing more than £200 you are a fat bastard and buying too much
>>202827610thanks for your honesty
>>202827590all these murdered trannies are because some straifnt lad shags them then has an incel freakout after realising they’re gay
>to be honest if your monthly food shop is costing more than £200 you are a fat bastard and buying too much
>>202827637needs a cronem baton
germany (190) welcome to the filter
>>202827453Wish I could follow a line that would show me the office of the CEO of kite.
>>202827645And what does the dogshit AI image have to do with that?
>>202827610What the fuck are you living off? rice and potatoes?
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
pastebin tor link goon on the cards
Troonmins
>>202827641cant believe thats an actual legal defense and you can get off scott free using it
5'7 me about 10 stoneactually mental how small and skinny I am when walking around naked
>>202827610does that include booze or not?
>>202827687I don't think you can anymore. The laws have been changed now.
>>202827590Another dead Romanov.
>>202827674nuked him
>>202827712why would it have ever been a legal defence?
after angela white who is the next most wankable slag aussie?
>>202827750me x
Just ate Ethiopian food for the first time lads. Also had a few glasses of honey wine which was how I expected.Mmm, YUMMY! Wow, what a culturally enriching experience. Flatbread was a bit sour but it's an acquired taste I imagine. What a relief, now I'm finally qualified to speak about culture.
yanks confused that some people eat rice and potatoes and don't survive on pop tarts and mountain dew
>>202827732>be straight all your life>some tranny tricks you>freak out and kill him once you see his dingalingthats actually fair
>>202827732I think it was justified by saying that the transgender person had basically "raped" or "deceived" the man by concealing their biological sex, and thus the man was within his rights to retaliate.But of course you have to have a very low opinion of trans people to consider that justifiable.
>>202827813they only freak out after fucking and cumming in the arse of what’s obviously a man
>>202827798nice of elton john to give you a full tub of his gonorrhea pus drippings
>>202827798lovely
>>202827810I'm not a yank, just live here
>>202827813How do you know for sure that they were tricked though? What's stopping some bloke from shagging a tranny knowingly, and then killing her in disgust afterwards, then lying to the police that "he tricked me!"? In fact I'm inclined to think that's what happens 9 times out of 10.
>>202827883and yet here you are replying to a post about yanks
>>202827851wasn't remotely funny, grow up
>>202827884One fewer disgusting troon on the streets either way. Society wins
>>202827855would unironically lick that up
>>202827585That's a man btw
>>202827908done him
Mad how a bloke can take estrogen and grow tits
>>202827898I'm already embarrassed enough about the flag, had to clear things up
>>202827944>people should be killed because they make me uncomfortableEver stop to consider how evil you are?
Trannies ITT complaining that rape via deceit or coercion is illegal.
>>202827855cant lie i got a little hard at this
Mad how a bloke can shag another man and convince himself he isn't gay as long as he's the one shoving his cock into another mans arse
>>202827884because i assume not all tranny enjoyers are violent and murderous neeks? it makes more sense for a good christian lad to freak out and kill one once he knows hes been tricked
>>202827995>>202827953can you mongs please refrain from encouraging tranny spam, please and thank you
yap yap yap
>>202827478I need that in my life.
>>202827976Everyone I dislike should be brutally executed. Including you
>>202827994no one is being deceived into fucking a tranny they know they just fuck then anyway and can’t handle it
>>202827994A trans person sleeping with someone is not considered "rape" or "coercion" in this country and you'd have zero legal argument if you tried to pursue that.
>reeeeeee fuck me you bigots
>>202827453Londonistan's a bit paki innit
>can you mongs please refrain from encouraging tranny spam, please and thank you
>>202828025NONCE
chicken kyiv and a tin of pineapples for dinner
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
reckon chicken kiev burgers should be a thing
so uh... you lads ever shagged a tranny before? is it any good?
>>202828007>because i assume not all tranny enjoyers are violent and murderous neeks?No but the kind of people who are "closeted tranny enjoyers" are more likely to be mentally ill and unhinged and they struggle with a lot of guilt over their sexual tastes.I read once that this is common in African-American communities. The men hire trans prostitutes and then feel so ashamed afterwards (due to their cultural upbringing) that they kill them. This constitutes the majority of murders of trans people in the US.
>>202828113wtf no
not being woke but genuinely starting to think /pol/ might be anti-black
>>202828126Haitians are eating people's pets and you're just sat there memeing
>>202828140sounds very messy. first bite and you'll be pouring molten hot garlic butter onto your lap
>>202828135no one asked cuh
Average day in Italy.webm
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RUNT IN A CAGE
>>202828141no i'm not gay
>>202828166Trannyformers
Set my mum off raging lads
>>202828186
>>202828186is this what they do to people who dine alone at fancy restaurants?
>>202828166What shit show is this?
>>202828126Kamala got bodied
>>202828135accurate post
im voting for trump
steak for tea x
>>202828272Donald Trump will never be your president
I do not get my opinions from assholes and idiots.
>>202828230If it was I'd be going
>>202828298dont think anyone would say they do
>>202828186what the fuck did i just partially watch?
>>202828297Until he is again.
arseholes are like opinionsI love spreading them
im voting walt disney
>>202828342literally fascism
>>202828342Lad stop posting your sister on here
Jumping Janny Flash.
Women born in the 1960s are so awful. My mum is forever moaning about having to cook (which she only does about 4 nights per week). What did she actually expect?
Just rubbed behind my ears. Stinks of cheese
>>202828342grotesque
i will say, if you watch anime you’re a poof
>>202828390Take a shower
>>202828386>What did she actually expect?for her balding son who's pushing 30 to move out, probably
>>202828423sent that cunt piercing out of the stratosphere
>>202828423Thatcher wouldn't have allowed that to happen
>>202828423First, I've got a full head of hair.Secondly, I cook.Thirdly, not my fault her stupid generation voted for immigration and restricting house building.
Just watched a programmeAn Englishman goes to Orkney and interviews an African who has been hired by the government to teach children from Orkney that they hate AfricansEnglish people are rather odd
>>202828423obliterated that prick
>>202828143doesnt surprise me that, afro americans are zesty asf
>>202828334Um actually he's australian stupid yank they don't have a president
it looms...
>>202828423sent that freak flying
Making my first big pot of soup for the cold season.OnionsCarrotsCeleryPotatoesCabbagePearl barleyPorcini mushroomsSeasoned with pepper, allspice, garlic, bay leaf, marjoram, and rosemarySome pork escalopes and pickles to have afterGot nothing in for pudding so might just eat a kiwi fruit
>>202828423Wrapped that cunt in bacon and cooked him for Christmas dinner
this is why us queers should NEVER see someone who wants to keep it on the "DL" no matter how shaggable they areyou're just asking to be violently killed when they can't handle their own sexuality
It's basically impossible to move out in Britain tbqh.
>>202828529yeah mate certainly not posting in my flat at the moment
>>202828521'queer' is just a synonym for nonce
>>202827637Weak
>>202828480I will slap you in the mouth with my penis ya daft cunt
>>202828521Seems obvious to me desu.I see trannies on /lgbt/ complaining about "chasers" who mistreat them or misgender them and I think "...just don't shag them then?"
https://youtu.be/cLhpZjBwDJI
>>202828546How much did your parents give you
>>202828556You on /lgbt/ a lot yeah?
just paid my mate £112.5
>>202828495Okay but why does the UK still give their tax money to the royal family so they can live in mansions and drive range rovers while the UK has a 22% poverty rate?
>>202828578nothing just saved up money for a mortgage while I stayed with them like anyone with more than two braincells would do
>>202828579Yeah, for research purposes.
>>202828607>UK has a 22% poverty rateNo it doesn't you daft commie
these homemade burgers are shit. 3/10
>>202828617>saved up 300k in 3 yearsErr
>>202828583hope the bumming was worth that much
>look up trendy haircuts>edgar cut>tiktok cut>centre partingwhat is this bollocks are people really walking around looking like daft bowl heads?
>>202828645.
>>202828608That's not a trans woman, that's just a bloke who's gaming the system.
>>202828653starting to see why you cant afford anywhere
>>202828653dont have kids
>>202828683All of them were black thugs who have unlimited access to white teen pussy
wish i had my glasses so i could see the bus drivers face when he sees the brick going full speed into his ugly face. maybe he'll know what it's like to pull out in front of people then
>>202828703>White pussy>In London Mate Indians aren't white
>>202828617>move out >pay 50% of your income on council tax, water, gas, foodnah
>>202828698Because I don't make 100k a year?
subconscious infant circumcision trauma + ssri meds and adhd meds in childhood + no real ethnic or cultural unity + weird high school jock culture + every man being armed and stocked with guns
>>202828703Unironically kill yourself you literal cuckold and pedophile.
>>202828739he's calling you a thicko (because you are)
>>202828739neither do I mate but feel free to keep coming up with excuses for why you haven't moved out if it makes you feel any better
>>202828686No such thing as a 'trans woman', but leftymongs are always telling us to accept who people say they are, so why is this cunt not who he says he is hmm?
>>202828745>pedophileProjectionAnd it's paedo
>>202828740The UK as a country currently.webm
Why are Sundays so depressing?
>>202828423howling
>>202828778Retard you literally just posted a fucked-up sexual fantasy about teenage girls getting raped. How are you not a pedophile? Again, kill yourself.
>>202828791
>>202828808>about teenage girls getting rapedLiterally nobody mentioned rape you tucking nonce
>>202828799the looming spectre of toil is edging closer and closer
>>202828703SPAAEEEEDOOOOOOOOSPAEDOOOOO
>>202828808Weirdo
>>202828740Funny thing the average American is weaker and dumber than Brits
>>202828765how much do you make
>>202828809Is that the new Michael Caine movie mate?!
>>202828828Yes you fucking did. Underage people cannot consent to sex, you fucking nonce.
flat stinks of poo
>>20282885967k
>>20282885945k
>>20282885925k
>>202828864Nobody but you mentioned thatQuote or admit you cannot be allowed outside
>>202828791Didnt even know this was the current topic i just had it on my clipboard after copying it from last nightStill, the point standssubconscious infant circumcision trauma + ssri meds and adhd meds in childhood + no real ethnic or cultural unity + weird high school jock culture + every man being armed and stocked with guns
vegetarians are motivated by their hatred for the human race before they are motivated by the safety of animalsif a vegetarian was given the opportunity to eat human flesh, they would do it
i moved out when i was on 17k and i have never earned more than 27k
>quick tell me how much money you make so I can say thats more than I make so that makes it fine my mum still cleans my pants for me!
>>202828902This was your post:>All of them were black thugs who have unlimited access to white teen pussyEven putting aside the fact that its yet more cuckold spam, what you described is literal pedophilic rape. You are fantasising about men having sex with underage children, which is definitionally RAPE. You are a pedophile. You should die right now.
>>202828121grim
>>202828864>Underage people cannot consent to sexYou sure about that mate?
>>202827855UM
>>202828809
>>202828920>i moved out when i was on 17klol how
>>202828908just put the fries in the bag mate
Everyone beneath this line is a nonce________________________________________________________________________________
You can tell its Sunday lol. Salarymonging is directly correlated with how anxious toilfreaks are
>>202828958How exactly does a low-quality AI generated image prove that Europeans look better?
>>202828962went a bit further back then, i only paid £450 a month for rent
rent is so expensive...
sorry lads thats me back mum made me take the bins out
>>202828963funniest joke of 2003
>>202828998That's a man.
>>202828924>makes it fine my mum still cleans my pants for me!
Underage lgbt folx CAN consent to sex (reassignment)
SIR SAUSAGE STUFFER
________________________________________________________________________________the nonce section has now completed, non-nonce are free to resume posting
>>202828944>what you described is literal pedophilic rape.Errr you do realise 18 and 19 year old exist?Hence I was naturally referencing them but you came along and projected your illegal fantasies
need a shit but the bathroom is a bit cold. Will just simply shit myself
>>202829011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6txyhHFG4
>>202828996thats what I pay right now for a 1 bedroom flat
>>202828958You are fucking trans chicks anon they all look like shitT.gay man
many such cases
>>202827637>>202828552Get them arrestedGet the keys melted down
woggie mainpoo
>>202829048pay £695 for a 1 bed flat these days
>>202829026No, that wasn't what you meant when you said "teen" was it you fucking nonce?Cuckold scum like you should be fucking castrated live on television.
>>202827637FOSYRG
>>202828952Ya mate
>>202829067don't live in a city so not a problem for me x
>>202829048>>202829067whereviewed a few £1000+ flats the other day and an £800 houseshareit's grim down south
just got called a fag by gyaldemfreak on /sp/
>>2028290671 bed flat in my town hasn't been that cheap for about 15 years, it's over a grand now
>>202827656>>202827645FOSYEG
got over 50k saved up but i can't bring myself to buy a flatwhat's the point
>>202829074Err no
>>202829104small little town in scotland I just travel in on the train to work
>>202828423sent that spazzo to the shadow realm
pay £850+ to rent a 1 bed in BELFAST life is pain
>>202828905The fact that you had to write a whole paragraph to respond to a banter webm shows that you lost
Looks like it's all coming together.
>>202829125based uberjeet - ironically deserved that
teenage girls on the busteenage girls in tights
>>202829125based paki
>>202829157They're not exactly being subtle with the fascist imagery are they?
>>202829132same but almost £80k savedits a massive risk with leasehold and service charges and that
>>202829132well if you have no plan to ever have children and leave then anything behind when you die not very much point at allunless you want your own space which was the main reason for me
>>202829165wrongun
>>202829105Thats spainnonce. Hes a liverpool fan, probably flying high atm thus the weird giddy meltdowns.>>202829156>YOU LOST Thats not how this works.
>>202829137>scotlandNova AngliaScottish people will be replaced by Angloasian hordes by 2030
shitting some poo
>>202829148just move back in with your parents
>>202827453Missing the part where it ends up as my cat's bed
"Where have you been all this day,My boy Billy?Where have you been all this day,Pretty Billy, tell me.""I have been all this day,Courting with a lady gay,But she is too young to be taken from her mammy,But she is too young to be taken from her mammy.""Can she bake or can she brew?My boy Billy,Can she bake or can she brew?Pretty Billy, tell me.""She can brew and she can bake,She can make a wedding cake,But she is too young to be taken from her mammy.""Can she make a feather bed?My boy Billy,Can she make a feather bed?Pretty Billy tell me.""She can make a feather bed,Fit for any lady's head,But she is too young to be taken from her mammy."How old might she be?My boy Billy,How old might she be?Pretty Billy tell me.""She's one, she's two, twice eleven are twenty two,But she is too young to be taken from her mammy,But she is too young to be taken from her mammy."
whacking my willy like whac-a-mole
>>202829180i'd like to but it's too expensivemy parents do my head in sometimes though
>>202829197they're separated and would be equally grim in different ways if i picked either
>>202829125GET THEM ON SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGESGET THEM IMPRISONED
>>202829224DIE PEDOPHILE SCUM
getting blackpilled again
might go for the £800 houseshare (bills included)grim to be sharing a house at 29 years of age but it is what it is
How can I be homophobic?My boyfriend's gayHit man in the bumTry see a man cumCah even my dick is gay (*moan*)Fuckin' my brudda and suckin' him offIn a no homo way (No homo)The mandem celebrate prideI'll dick man down whatever the day (Alright!)
I miss the part where that's my problem.
>>202829272Take the incel shit back to >>>/r9k/
why do none of you lads just live outside the cities to rent and then travel in if you want to do things? every time someone complains about the price of the flats it turns out they want to live in the centre of london
>>202829299Kool Keith predicted this
>>202829272I'm 6'2 but I'm a twig twink so it doesn't matter
Fucking hell that red card was soft
>>202829294>might go for the £800 houseshare (bills included)grim
>£800 housesharedidnt think renting could get that grim
Anyone here play Path of Exile 2? Is it good? Need a new MMO
>>202829363no fuck off
Did the bald white man give the overpaid spaniard a suspension from kicking the ball? Did he?
>>202829316i live nowhere near london and don't want to live in a city centre
>>202829294would rather live at home
Can’t find a three gallon glass carboy in the entirety of my city
how can I get into footy? never really understood it but I guess it's something to waste my time with.
renting is literally throwing your money into an abysseither live at home and save furiously, or buy somewhere
>manure
>>202829406fantastic advice lad thanks I'm sure no one has ever thought of that before
doin a watch
>>202829406childish opinion>>202829396yup main reason 2+ times a week get excited for most of the year
>>202829409So, it happened AGAIN.
>>202829406yes everyone has at least one of these options available to them
>>202829409Think you got lost on the way to >>>/out/hgm
>>202829399women who don't want this massive bloke coming into their bogs are literally hitler
Going to go a nice jog when it starts to get dark
>>202829438what's hgm?
>>202829406>just waste your youth rotting away in your childhood bedroom with your batshit insane boomer parents bro who cares
>>202829433diego
>>202829458Handsome Gay Men General
>>202829458hairy gay males
>>202829458Fuck off /sp/ paki
>>202829477on /out/?
>>202829179Considered offering to buy the flat I currently rent from rentberg but found out today from one of the gardeners the service charge is £3k p/aMadness
>>202829477What does that make int?
>>202829323Women like twigs unfortunately
>>202829486Out and Proud yeah
>>202828740yanks have more ethnic unity than the uk, everyone who goes to the us becomes a yank in 1 or 2 generations. it’s just that the yank mindset is to hate each other
>>202829406nah, renting makes more sense if u put ur savings into an index fund https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpcMl9XP55M having a mortgage is gay and annoying and it's just a bunch of responsibilities. if something breaks then u gotta fix it urself or pay a shit ton of money. then u gotta do renovations etc.also it's never truly comfy that way. constantly trying to time the market for the best opportunity to sell. then having to find a new place to live, moving which is annoying and stressful. it's just not worth the hassle. makes more sense to rent.
Gen x parents because im not a millenimong
>>202829435well then i guess a houseshare would be the cheapest option, but fuck me, i'd rather live in a van
>>202829272I'm 6'5 and have been told by homosexuals on /fit/ that my body is 'based' and 'swole' so this doesn't bother me (I also have a gf)
>>202829511>everyone who goes to the us becomes a yank in 1 or 2 generationsthat's a civic identity not an ethnic identity you spastic
Mad how the offspring of your successful class mates are old enough to post on 4chan now
I want Emma Watson to poot on me.
‘omelander took me fucking son
>>202829514extremely jewish post. anyway, rent is so high nobody can invest a significant amount>constantly trying to time the market for the best opportunity to sellor just don't treat housing as something to be traded for
>>202829406Yeah mate absolutely BASED to stay rotting away in your childhood bedroom with Power Rangers wallpaper, an eternal virgin just so you can save £750 a month
>>202829556same thing really
If you're over the age of 36 there are people your age with kids who are posting on 4chan
>>202829616Not the same thing at all
>>202829406>>202829597Oh and by the way I was being sarcastic.
>>202829620well they should post their nudes on /brit/
>>202829597>just so you can save £750 a monthDouble that :)
>>202829556Done him
renting is promoted by jews
will kill myself if i have to live with mum and stepmum much longer
>>202829514yeah pal let me take financial and life advice from a lad who necked himself despite having the world on a platter
Will be sleeping through toil tomorrow x
>>202829646don’t think so
>>202829514>also it's never truly comfy that way. constantly trying to time the market for the best opportunity to sell. then having to find a new place to live, moving which is annoying and stressfulyeah not like renting where your rent stays the exact same every year and you never move out
>>202829737how do you think he managed to get the world on a platter? by being an idiot?
>>202829735ever thought about shagging them
Just did a fart and heard the girl in the flat above say "oh my god!"
>>202829799can't say i have!
>>202829770the logistics of moving from a rental versus moving from an owned home is completely different. this is obvious to anyone with life experience, which you clearly lack.
>>202829805hot
Renting is gay
>>202829781By streaming WoW and Hearthstone you fucking spastic. Do you think Twitch streamers are enlightened individuals? They're whores
>>202829812give it a go you only live once mate
>>202829735>mum and stepmum
>>202824861>>202824861
>>202829823I would rather do a big move every 10-20 years than one small one every 2 you fucking retard. When you own your home you move on your own terms 99% of the time, when you rent, rentberg tells you he's putting the rent up by 50% so its a mad scramble to find a new place you can afford before you're out on the street
>>202829883>>202829883>>202829883
nice
