rorke's gaff edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
poo smells lmao
cronem are active
>>202832015Double entendre, nice.>>202832011Would be funny if it wasnt so true >>202832191>>202832195
>>202832195meanwhile timmy's posting racebait on the chon LOL
who's got the keys?
>>202832219
>>202832191
>Pensioner, 82, dies after being attacked on the street by teenagers
>>202832165corr thats a lovely double-corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box
farming simulator 25 in 6 weeks
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
can we chat footy or toil or politics or something there's zero interesting conversation happening right now
im suhc a fucking loser I hate myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJKr_XQIALk
>>202832165As kid I was a britboo but sadly I never my childhood wish of moving to the UK never happened but I wish to visit it America is overrated anyway
dadberg used to stay up until 1am every sunday night to watch NFL but since brady reitred he does not give a flying fuckit's sad he had an actual hobby outside telling me about the weather and whining about lefties
chucked the chippies in the airfryer
Love it when some freak decides to be utterly abhorrent on a semi rare flag. Like 2 seconds to filter them and they disappear forever. Feels like picking them up and just chucking them in the bin. Very satisfying ngl
>>202832283That's a man btw
>>202832244corrr wish i would be attacked on the street by teenagers
>>202832286do you want a cuddle?
>>202832268Tattoos were always grim on girls but the new ones that are popular are fucking disgusting
>>202832283thats an ugly bloke in fishnets
>>202832191>>202832195>>202832226>202832230>>202832237>202832244>>202832253>202832268>>202832275>202832283>>202832290Spaki spammer
>>202832297eating goyslop while goons dine in the gherkin xnun you cud do
>>202832301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6txyhHFG4>>202832317>uglynope x
>>202832332he's uglyif he wasn't ugly he wouldn't be pretending to be a bird in fishnets would he
>>202832315idk I'd argue that they're more pengrim than just grim on a girl you like
Dropped that little turnip farmer Paki in my filter.
>>202832329>>202832297Adam's mental illness is reaching new heights.Now he's cuckposting while calling himself out as a timmy cuck.
LGBTQ = PAEDO
Coughing my lungs up
>>202832329
>>202832314Idk are you that British twink with a phat ass?
Sekiro > Dark Souls 3 > Bloodborne > Dark Souls > Demon's Souls > Dark Souls 2
got some CLASSIC freeman's mind on
>>202832359>Spaki poisoning the wellNice try Adam
got a week off work lads waheysorry to those of you for whom toil is looming
I had a lovely day out at the National Railway Museum in York today
>>202832375only played dark souls and i couldn't get past the bull demon on the bridge so i stopped playing and never tried it again
Spainpaedo got so mindraped by the last thread Melty until the morn...
>>202832352his OF makes more in a week than you earn in a year xx
Why don't we get cute weathergirls like Japan does?
>>202832363
>>202832409dont care cos im not a nonce xx
>>202832374no idea who that is, sorry. this is me, pic related
>>202832416I know someone cried during the ending part of red dead 2
>>202832409Whats the fixation with trannies adam? Care to explain? Just your incel fantasy or were you also molested as a child.
>>202832396fatty oink oink
>>202832444nothing wrong with thati've cried from loads of games
>>202832409He will kill himself before 35. And I will just laugh
I don’t think I’ll be using public transportation in London for the foreseeable future
>>202832400KWAB
>>202832471Adam and f1nn docking while they tie their nooses x
are there any other spainwards i should know about?
sick to bastard death of niggers
>>202832473hordes of leng tings were waiting for him x
>>202832409gay if you wouldnt shag his arse
>>202832495i don't want to get goodi want to play the game and have funput an easy mode in
>>202832456I’m not fat. I’ma healthy handsome young man
Oh no
>>202832473people like this should be sentenced to death and promptly executed
alri lads aha
>>202832473doing it in london nowadays would just kill more of their own
twink gf's going through the menopause lads
>>202832534yes we saw your unfunny thread about a million times
>>202832511
>>202832442i'd scran you
>>202832473bros name is lettuce
>>202832546
The monarchy is so confusing. How were you getting kings from Germany and France
>>202832560jah bless x
>>202832546ugly bloke pretending to be a girl is it?
The two-button flush is a useless innovation. Before you could do a long or short flush depending on how long you held the handle down. The new one is more expensive, more likely to break and impossible to repair without replacing the whole unit. The only innovation was profit.
any recent/established hobbies you lot enjoy? for it has become doing work around the stead, and i’ll probably pick up archery again next month too tbqh
>>202832576european noble families intermarried you imbecile
Rorke's hatred for women with penises magically evaporating when its described as "futanari"
>>202832534>Ukraine nonce seething about RussiaHonestly thats probably Adam too, hes been using that flag more lately along with the Russia flag to bait about the usual shite.
distinct lack of decent slag posting these days
wish it was acceptable to walk around barefoot in public
>>202832599Which one is the wee flush and which one for poos? I don’t know and I’m too embarrassed to ask anyone I know in case they think I’m stupid. There’s the middle button and the outer button?
the most violent goons and killers, get them out x
>>202832556
>>202832658its weird
>>202832511Spaki, you will never have a bbc or a bwc
>>202832648
>>202832660small button is wees big (outer) is for poos
>>202832604plamo
>>202832466I think the wildest thing was when we watched the 70s version of all quiet on the Western front and a girl cried during the scene were a guy was carrying someone on his back
>>202832705Thank you. I imagine when you do the outer button you do both buttons?
Why has this woman just appeared on my FYP banging dirty bin lids together in the dead of night?Maybe the neighbours tricked her into performing an exorcism to rid the garden of that Victorian ghost child
The effects of the 2024 Scrandemic
Another happening lads. The bloke's nationality will shock you
loading up the r/oddlyterrifying
>>202832736girlie what the DUCK
>>202832416Dutch...
his name is robert paulsen
>>202832624it's always him when some foreign flag just pops up and randomly posts some political ragebait, you can tell he's doing it because he's upset about something/just got sent flying/globohomo just took an Lhe's such a sad little incel freak. his entire life is just arguing on 4chan and reddit. he had one life and it was shit and completely wasted, makes you shudder at the thought.
>>202832735Not Ukrainian.>>202832664Not Belgian.>>202832502Not Kenyan.>>202832409Not human.
>>202832753where
>>202832672its comfy
There is nothing that makes me more angry than the sound of Rubixcube eating i don’t know why it’s necessary to include close up clips of yourself eating with no music so all we can hear is the food sloshing around
Is this Toby having a little rage over spainCHAD?
>>202832788Not having sex.
>>202832755
I laugh when people say Americans are rich because if that was the case every Australian is a millionare because they all live in million dollar homew
>>202832792Essen, Germany
>>202832784In a way its like when you go watch a quiz show on TV and think "well thank fuck i wasnt born this retarded atleast"
>Rubixcube
>>202832812sent him flying to mars
>>202832810it's mostly heathermong and dave
>>202832812loooooool
right lads, it looms so will fuck off and head to bed i reckon
>>202832859mallard!
>>202832810>>202832850>>202832846Interesting how filling in captchas on your lined up iphones all day somehow constitutes an existence for you.You really must come from a lineage of massive losers to turn out so badly.
>England has become the habitation of outsiders and the dominion of foreigners. Today, no Englishman is earl, bishop, or abbott, and newcomers gnaw away at the riches and very innards of England; nor is there any hope for an end of this misery.>William of Malmesbury, 1125
yahooooling
Dave. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while. At least his melts were somewhat entertaining
bird I was chatting up for ages and trying to get some nudes from only decided to be involved in a car crash last night as was in the ER all day today, days of game fucking wasted
Spaki simmering down before the 9pm melty
I find anal sex disgusting, even with a woman. It's just repulsive even thinking about fucking the hole you shit from.
>>202832810Bet it makes you upset that anonymous strangers like mousenonce more than they like youImagine being such a repulsive loser freak that randoms on the internet think a bizarre Scottish bloke who posts about piss nettles and cartoon mice is more endearing than you, despite our validation being your entire life's purpose. LMFAOOO
violently sick
>>202832942Literally just got 500 day streak on Duolingo
Bloodborne > Sekiro > Dark Souls 3 > Dark Souls 1 >>> Elden Ring >>>>> Dark Souls 2
>>202832968Guessing spaedo felt like bringing him up after spending the other half of his weekend on /sp/>>202833000Truth nuke
>>202832252no sodding way that little fella did all those spuds by himself. no sodding way. photoshop has gone too far.
>>202833014Trooncore post (theyre all shite)
>>202833005can you have a conversation yet?
>1400+ day duolingo streakRealised it was shit after about 100. Don't know why I keep it going.Number go up is nice I suppose.
>>202832941fuck it we ball
>>202832803Aryan
alexa, how old was earl sandwich when he discovered the sandwich?
>>202833000D O N E H I MONEHIM
imagine /brit/ if 4chan had voice chat
>>202833106god you really are insufferable, don't you know?i can see why people are filtering you out now
>>202833051autism is his superpower
sekiro > elden ring > 3 > bloodborne >>> 1 > demon's >>> 2
Anyone watch that Schof' program??
>>202832803mad how despite them all getting riled up over r rubes they always come back to seethe about itthey're even more pathetic than us lot which is no mean feat
>>202833069I'm C1 in German which I started doing on it about 10 years ago. Also done the Russian tree but haven't kept it up. Doing Japanese now but I'm A1
remember making the most grim sandwich when I was in cubs, can't even remember the details but I must have put almost every type of sandwich filling on there, so fucking gross
>>202833126meltie
>>202832991>4th time in an hourworking class mongs love their dogshit gear
The Smiths is the perfect band to listen to when sad and lonely I haven't had any girlfriend in almost 2 years
>>202833156c1 from duolingo alone?
It's happening
>>202833246>head of the russian ski federation
>>202833246That or not trying to cheat at sport
>>202832991do white people really throw birthday parties for 5 year olds and invite they whole family loooolno wonder y'all act like that
i should be able to have sex with beautiful women and its not right that i hardly ever get to
>>202833244No I moved there for work in 2016, but it got me back into doing the language again during uni about 10 years ago. Probably wouldn't have bothered otherwise
got the wood burner on for the first time since spring it's so over summerchads, we're wintercels now
Inbetweeners soundtrack. Good.
watching a murder story and this nigga bought zip ties, a tarp, gloves and lime (which aids decomposition), a burner mobile phone - ALL from the same placeand then he left the receipt in his fucking carSCREECHING at the retardation of some people
>>202833298>y’all
Maybe some of us don’t want to be good little citizensMaybe some of us want to ACT STRANGELY
>>202833354dont usually eat salads cos im not bent but that looks phwoaaar
>>202833393The world is a bit mad like the greatest British band madness
moreton in marsh mentioned
just not on is it
greenock moreton
>dont usually eat salads cos im not bent
Allowing women to read and write has been a disaster TB.h
>spainwog gets sent to lumbridge>thread suddenly becomes more interestingmad that
mallard
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>>202833419trying to figure out what the brown stuff is that looks like cake or bits of ripped up scone
Rate my taste
>>202833354love panzanella me
Hey!You!Don't watch that, watch this!
I can get a girlfriend from Salisbury if I play my cards right it would be fun to have a proper English rose to tame my wild autist energy
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Taking my pet mossball out the back garden and executing him
>>202833541shut up you fat virgin
1. Lies, lies, lies. Lies about the book she is reading. See posts above.2. Forced smiles. She is not happy being home while everyone else is in school or has a focused life. It must be killing her.3. Whines about not being a student and having structure, but also whined when she was a student and had structure.4. She can't handle learning anything on her own, so basically she needs someone to hold her hand for the rest of her life, so she can continue to play student and macademia. Freaking get a full time job. That will give you structure.5. Biting on her spoon while eating soup and not letting her lips touch the food. ED sign.6. Spends all of her "study" day reorganizing her camera, taking video and shots from different angles, then moves to another location to do the same, over and over again. She doesn't actually study anything.7. Trouble looking straight at the camera as she lies some more.8. The claw is back.9. Whispering in her own home, in broad daylight. What is she afraid of? Her family hearing her lie? Pretty sure it is a family trait.10. Admin Tasks!11. Lost her laptop 3 months ago, but never said anything. Sounds like someone swiped it at Oxford. They probably dislike her as much as we do.12. Yoga. She can't balance for beans.13. Works 3 days at a library, 4 days she stays at home, twiddling her thumbs. omg What a waste of a life.14. Oversized clothing. ED sign15. Surfing in the dark. Need I say more?16. Wearing her little girl braids and her fake freckles.17. Swinging on swings, reading on swings. Where is the bubblegum and the lollipop? I mean, Oxford grad student. Yeah, sure.18. Complains about big books. She can't handle academia, or books with depth, even though she wants to be in academia, surrounded by thick books full of intellectual content. Well, that makes a lot of sense, Rubbage.
>>202833508it's bread, the salad is called panzanellastale bread, soaked in water or vinaigrette, and served with tomatoes, onion, cucumber, olives, cheese, that kind of stuff
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spunking up tobys mousehole
>>202833532yankified freak
>>202833571Basically, the exact same content we saw 5-7 or even 10 years ago. Nothing has changed, she hasn't grown as a person. She refuses to grow up. It is just getting really cringe to watch her be so childish and wasteful of life at her age. Definitely a lot of abnormal activity going on with her. Seriously messed up woman.
the purchase: a pneumatic dual flush push button in matte black
>>20283353230 year old turbo normie
>>202833571>>202833611Heathermong
DODGEY DAVE
Witnessing some spamming/flooding
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>>202832396>tanker's boots>fat>trainspotteryou are just asking for it mate
>>202833564I am not fat or a virgin just have shitty chest genes and scrawny
>>202833666fuck off
>>202833624>pneumatichope it makes a fart noise every time you press it
I use to think Brits were smart and Americans stupid. But most English speakers who think Y is a consonant and not a vowel (i.e. retards) have been Brits and not Americans
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>202833649advertising tooas he claims to be sponsored!
>>202833604I’m American yes
>>202833692ah yes the y in yes is definitely a vowelmoron
>>202832396rorkes creps
>>202832750just understood the band name Bombay Bicycle Club
kino
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
need some new creps don't know what to get, maybe some boots
>>202833687i'll be making fart noises prior to pressing it too
got another £5 tip today. been raking it in one the tips. thats £10 now and ive only done 4 shifts.
>>202832755>nigga turned itself into a kewpie doll
Atlético Madrid XI: Oblak; Le Normand, Giménez, Reinildo; Molina, Gallagher, De Paul, Marcos Llorente; Sorloth, Griezmann, Álvarez.Real Madrid XI: Courtois; Carvajal, Rüdiger, Militao, Mendy; Tchouaméni, Modric, Valverde; Bellingham; Vinicius, Rodrygo.
>>202833773No one asked gayboy
>>202833734>umm in this particular word y isn't a vowel therefore it is not a vowel most of the timeAre Brits this dumb?
>>202833583corrr sounds nice that does
>>202833756get crocs
>>202833692thy boy hymen stays
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>202833124We all went on discord one new year Was very autistic Me and some lad that was a merchant marine were mostly talking I was smashed
>>202833749cos they sound like elton johns farts?
>>202833773bent freak
>>202833784just admit you're a mongboy mongo>hurr durr it's a vowelyeah except for when it's not retard
empty out the gherkin and transform it into a membership only cronem social club
I might make a public /brit/ Discord.
'''''Classic''''' Simpsons is corny/overhyped and not funny compared to South Park. It's only hyped because Gen X and older Soilennials' nostalgia. These people have Simpsons pfps on Twitter, follow Vaush, listened to Chapo Trap House, and say "having a normal one" unironically.
can feel my fourth wank of the day brewing
in 2017 got bummed up the arse by a lad i met in /dsg/
>>202833854*gets excited**notices you wrote public*fucksake
>>202833819Yeah, it is a vowel except in some few cases. Correct
>NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST KILL A MASS MURDERER!!!!!!!!!
>>202833863Rare good Yank post.
>>202833852same but for the timmy social club
gherkin wee hole.
>>202833863South Park is shite. Absolute most unfunny amerislop I’ve ever seen
>>202833863see >>202833564
>>202833897I do pity how autistic and mentally ill you are. Utterly bizarre.
>>202833882i know i'm correctand i know you were wrong i can go look at the post just wrote you fucking imbecile
catberg stretched out like a furry slug in front of the fire
Nasrallah was actually a great man
Stop posting the gherkin I worked in it and it's shit
>>202833884lots of people have died in the bombings but we're supposed to believe she's upset about nasrallah
>>202833890free swiss suicide capsules?
>Stop posting the gherkin >I worked in it and it's shit
>>202833930How does it feel that even Americans are brighter than you brits?>umm Y is not a vowel because in some few words it is a consonant but... Y is a consonant because um... in some few words and like... um IT IS A CONSONANT OK??
>>202833969i was a cleaner actually
>>202833902found the scientologist
>>202833933Then why did the jews murder him?
>>202833884looking forward to when they get invaded suddenly no lebanese support hezbollah
Israel just attacked another country lads
>>202833929not nice of you is it
>>202833979Americans aren't smart at all
>>202833979you really should get better at writing posts if you want to get into argumentswhat you said was wrong
think I'll just filter all of Europe except Ireland, that should sort it out
>>202834002Once again for the millionth time. Not. My. Problem.
>>202834009But at least you know that Y is a vowel most of the time
>>202833863Zoomer
bit boring isnt it. sitting around on a Sunday afternoon. nothing to do. watching a bit of telly. mind wandering to toil on the morrow.
looking forward to seeing Lebanese flags on our government buildings when Israel invades its neighbour
>>202833979do you like having autism?
>>202834006Rage on. You're extremely mentally ill.
i wonder how much toilet cleaners are paid in central london
>>202834038>most of the timeutter capitulation aha you fucking woofter grow a backbone
>>202834043i do not have a job. oh no no no, i do not have a job.
>>202833989Jews hate goyim who oppose them
>>20283406955k
Boggles the mind that some of you autists are actually arsed enough to row with each other over nonsense like what is and isn't a vowel, who fucking cares, talk about chippy and poo or fuck offBoring autistic cunts
just learned that Melbourne is pronounced mel-bern
leftypol sending voice notes
name 1 Lebanonian
>>20283406954k
>apply for job>cover letter and personalised essays expected>personality assessment>cognitive assement>job-specific assessment>pre-recorded interview>repeat x30 because I'm competing with the entire subcontinent for most of these jobs (and they are willing to work for less)
>>202834122lol what on earth are you applying for
might start living in a van
Thought it was 21:00 but it's not even 20:00, cor I guess
>>202834122bros applying for head of mi53
>>202834157toilet cleaner in central london
>>202834122get the dole signed on
>>202834038Ok and? How does change anything retard
>>202834157>>202834157toilet cleaner in central london
>>202834157machine operator in oldham
>>202834164already in bed me
hearing a lot of talk about these high flying toilet cleaning jobs in central london, the pay looks good and you'd presumably get to smell some fit birds poos at times as well, how does an average joe like me go about finding such employment?
>hey lads! did you know that rhythm is the longest word without a vowel??>ummm what do you mean Y is a vowel nuh uh because... uh... my english teacher in third grade said so ok??The famed intelligence of the Britons...
gay wank poo bum arse arse arse arse
>>202834157any non-minimum wage job at any self-respecting mid-sized firm is like this now
>>202834253we don't have grades you yankified freakback to /cum/ mongtard
>>202834267superb post
>>202834253They say Year X not Grades
>>202834267are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>202829883>>202829883>>202829883
>>202834283I am an intellectual, so I speak Standard American and not Bongoloid
>>202834253Y takes the role of a vowel if no other vowels are present, but it is not a vowel in of itself.Like how a supply teacher is not a real teacher and only shows up for the job when the real teachers aren't around.
>>202834281not really
>>202834253a vowel is defined by the shape of your throat when vocalising a sound and isn't just an arbitrary list of lettersphonetically the letter "y" is a vowel in rhythm and that's the truth of the matter
>>202834253>rhythm is the longest word without a vowel>you can just add an s to make it plural and longerThe famed Scandi intelligence...
>>202834325you're a boring cunt matehave a think about that
>>202834342>>202834342>>202834342
>>202834281It's really notTwo interviews max
>>202834326The Y in the word "supply" is a vowel even though there also is a U, you utter mong. Why are you disproving yourself?
>>202834408Y is a consonant there mate. cheers x
>>202834464>suppljBongoloid intelligence
