Turbine Hall edition
>>202839122former turbine hall loosk so much better
gj jan no cucknadians allowed
Roaring
um
>>202839299Yes except the bank offers a fixed interest rate so you don't lose money but also don't gain anything more if the stock market went up lots. So it's considered lower risk than buying an ETF
Turbine hall
trans dom mommy giving me nourishment from her cock milk because i've been a good baby
So the janny isn't spainnonce. Curious.
Mad how normies are actually serious about eye contactThey will stare into people's eyes when talking and it isn't some meme that adults told you when you were a kid, they really will do it and insist on doing itBaffling
Good job janny
(8) when you're going down i get so updon't know if i could find someone who do me like you do (8)
>>202839479you're not special, you're just rude
>>202839479not a neurotypical thing just not being low iq spackerwhere else would you look when talking to someone
>>2028394542turbine
>>202839493big chungus!
40 Days and 40 Night (2002) is about a man who has to go 40 days without sex. Oh man, can you imagine? Where does Hollywood come up with this stuff huh? Ha ha crazy
got my joggies on
>>202839493Very cute (girl)
>>202839512shoesdirectly upwards at the skyclose your eyesplenty of options
Janitor playing crazy mind games lmfao
>Practice gf has breeding fetish
wanking a fuck
>NHS hearing units misdiagnosed thousands of children and ‘did nothing’they're calling him "can't hear" keir
i take my shirt off in gay clubs (im not even gay lol)
>>202839549they have a bunch of crap like this on the chinese fast fashion sites
>>202839605Sure you aren't
What some of you lads need is a 20-man WhatsApp group with normal people. I'm not saying Deano, just normal lads with different jobs and livesIt's a good laugh and you might realise how debased from regular society you've become
>>202839564
>>202839454rorke setting up a sentry nest in the opponents vents
>>202839605why you going to gay clubs fuck off str*ightoid
>>202839454wow i've not thought about this terrible ctf map in forever
>>202839633I don't give a FUCK about "society".
mad how peng peng gay twinks pooing peng gay poo porn is
WHAT A LIFE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Hsxrl6wYc
>>202839662easier t o pull women there x usually cheaper drink stoosometimes guys buy me drinkns as well lol
>>202839601Screaming
>>202839699this is bait to get them to do it more
>>202839479Eye contact isn’t even that hard desuI don’t like it, but it’s easy to do, just focus on their nose or something if you’re not literally right up in their face. If you shift your eyes to something else for a second it’s not rude.
>>202839633>20-man WhatsApp group with normal peopleso a shit /brit/ then
>>202839711can't you just fuck off and let us have our one space cunthope you get hit by a bus tomorrow
Gnome mazeGnome MazeReleased 23 July 2002 (Update)Members YesLocation Tree Gnome Village EmotionThe music which plays when inside the mazeThe gnome maze is a large hedge maze that makes up the exterior part of the Tree Gnome Village. The maze must be solved at least once in order to start the Tree Gnome Village quest.After the first completion, Elkoy will be available as an escort through the maze both to and from the village, although only if players have started the quest. The maze is also involved in other quests, such as Waterfall Quest (where the player enters the maze dungeon) and Regicide.
the vape it lasted a month but now it is running out of juice and I am getting dry hits it is so sad I can't get another until next sunday? help
Gfberg gone for a whole week got the house to myself You know what that means
>>202839742not allowed
>>202839493That cat knows he’s getting eaten soon..
>>202839737wow very inclusive you areim literally spending money keeping your venues aloaft you scrote
>>202839757Dress up wank?
>>202839633Could not give a FUCK less what NPCs think
>>202839737you infect every other space and everyone is forced to tolerate your disgusting presence so how about no
watching The Always Sunny Podcast - Rob and Glenn look like they about to have an outbreak of fisticuffs
>>202839762Just admit you're gay, you'll be a lot happier living sincerely.
>>202839762>your venuesnope they're yours now just like every other club on the planet. hope you're happy>>202839791get raped by arabs
>>202839737So you're ok with being straight but just dont want them shoving it in your face. Hmmmm
Bought stuff of Tiktok shop like a zoomer normieThat's China having a good old look at my bank card details
>>202839807this gimmick would have been better if you made him age across time
>>202839757
>>202839821howlingdone him
U2 are underratedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o
>>202839800don't believe you
>>202839835have u got the one where he fucks the troon?
COME ON LEICESTER CITY SCORE SOME FUCKIN GOALLLLS
Mad how everyone else just intuitively understood social rules and picked it up as they went along in childhood whilst I'm learning the basics in my mid 20s
>>202839835ktim
January 6th
>>202839800rob is a spastic
>>202839800I like sunny but Rob is a retard
>>202839877foy
>>202839122Imagine playing bass heavy dnb on a massive soundsystem in there
>>202839838the first three albums they made with steve lillywhite are great I don't care what anyone says
>>202839872have you tried hustlers university
>>202839877dd/mm/yyyy yankcuck
>>202839909Italian Deano
>>202839835ktim except i would just find condoms and lube and have a posh wankif i was feeling particularly erotic i would shag a ziplock bag between the matress with vaseline in it, or get two of those gel hot & cold packs and shag 'em
>>202839838>>202839910Agreed
do scottish people know about andrew carnegie
I don’t really get F1. At least with football there’s all sorts of shit that makes it interesting like how well the teams are playing and whatever, but F1 is literally just cars driving around in circles. You have to be a bit of a spastic to like that in my opinion.
went to a gay bar once and in the gents this absolutely ripped 6'5 poofter in a tank top looked me up and down and smiled and i was terrified. this huge gaychad could have bumraped me easily and there's no way i could have fought him off. then i realised that this must be how women feel all the time
>>202839958:/
Lads it's bedtime but I don't want to sleep and blink and open my eyes and have to go to toil
Having sex with a condom on is SHIT. Would rather wank.
I was just farming yous I probably won't do anything naughty
nine elevens
>>202839633have a mateshave a madrihave a men's mental health
Put your name on.
>>202839988You talk about this gay shit all the time Surprised you're not the other proxy faggot
>>202839988Yh? That happen a lot in... *looks at flag* uuuuhh.... Estonia?
Can't justify buying a new guy ladsFar too expensive
NEETfreak hours on /brit/ is actually much more pleasant than when the wagies are posting. All the mentally ill people don’t seem to rear their heads up.
No toil for me on the morrow
>>202840054Been down the mandingo market again?
wanking with a condom on is SHIT. would rather have sex
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1727185724620846.webm
>>202840038are you british?
Oh I know I will have a gloved wank or two like that anon suggested a while ago.
I wish I were NEET. Please for the love of GOD don't make me go to work tomorrow. PLEASE. I HATE IT. I HATE IT. I HATE IT. 50 more years of this??? FOR WHAT?
>>202840055the 2 biggest schizos in this general are NEET (mounce and spaki)
Just found out manchester has a place called canal street specifically for gays
Can't imagine having a small willy. How do you ever have the confidence to even TRY to get a gf when you know one day you'll have to reveal your knobber
>>202840108No obviously not.
>>202840139this, but it's girls with low-hanging roast beef
how many pullups can you do? you are able to do a pullup, aren't you?
>>202840135Went there once. Was a shop full of big dildos. Was a bit boring tbqh
Being a lorry driver really does seem like a nice job>barely any social interaction>just you and the road all day>live in the lorry so you don’t really have any bills to pay>when you’re unloading shit, you could be sat there for a while so your breaks are insanely long
well said, James
>>202840180Five
>>202840171cronem owned
>>202840181any shop with you in it is a shop with a big dildo
>>202840156why do you post here then?
>>202840231Interested in Britain and British culture.
>>202840114I'll be honest mate, it's good at first but then the boredom, loneliness and depression sets in.You need some routine or purpose.Plus you never have any money, when shit breaks you're rugged
Estonia? I hardly know her
>>202840139I wouldn't know....hahahah......ha....
lol
>20 man whatsapp group struggling to see how this is significantly different from /brit/ it would be more politically correct with less cuck spam and tranny discord users i guess, and the conversations would be a bit higher quality
need some youtube kino to watch with my dindins - what do you lot watch when you've got a plate full of food in front of you?
>>202840259Lately been watching Kenneth Clark's Civilisation
>>202840202Times radio is dogshiet worthless
>>202840259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb4DBolDyWA
>>202840192You're generally treated like shit, never know when you're going to go home and are regularly coerced in breaking the law.
>>202840254Here’s an invite to the /brit/ discord mate, the conversation quality there is much better than here:
Bronem owned
>>202840180probably about 15 or sodepends how strict you want to be with form
>desperate for a job>act like a desperate freak in interviews>don't get a job>getting a job is harder the longer you go without a jobbruh
>>202840293Great documentary, never ceases to amaze me that it was made by a gay communist.
sick of seeing the word tranny more than im sick of actual trannies. it genuinely gets under my skin and i don't know why where as i just think actual trannies are weird sex perverts but im like whatever
>>202840338Was he really?Fascinating. What kind of communist?
Alarm set...
>>202839868No I had a bunch of them saved from years ago which I must have accidentally deleted while transferring to another HDD
>>202840347Mind writing an actually coherent sentence?
>>202840357anarcho-monarchist
>>202840114neetdom is just the flip side of wageslavery instead of being worked to death for pennies you're completely absent and your bad habits instinctively take over, and you have nothing to show for it other than wasted time
>>202840368but i wanted to see that one ffs
>>202840055I've noticed this before. /brit/ noticeably goes to shit after about 5pm, that's when all the fetishposters, cuckspammers and pedophiles show up. They then vanish around 10pm-12am. How is it possible that the wagies and normoids on /brit/ are more mentally fucked up than the NEETs?
>>202840405you can just google it you imbecile
>>202840347yeah I get your feeling but for the opposite reason
>>202840192Ah yes 15 hour shifts 5 days a weekSleeping over night in your trucks cabin in the middle of fucking no whereSneaking out into the fields at 3am in the dark while it's raining to have a piss only to piss all over yourselfShitting in carrier bags and the haemorrhoids from sitting all dayI did it and earned 70k a yearWouldn't go back even for 150k
>>202840412Sense a lot of rage latent in toilposters. They have to be civil all day and then come and vent all their bile here
trannies are disgusting
>>202840375i thought that was actually quite cromulent
>>202840454Got any good stories lad?
>>202840334This but with sexTry getting sex when you're a 30 year old virgin neet who spent his entire life in front of a screen
>>202840488yeh loads
chat do I do this shitty leg day tonight or nah?
>>202840382Hmm now I think you're lying to me.
>>202840405Iktfb, theres also the one where he shagsthe disabled girl :/
>>202840334Only times I've gotten a job is for interviews I didn't give a shit about and only went to for benefit purposes.I think I accidentally gave off the impression of someone calm and confident instead of apathetic.
Gonna go for a short incelwalk in a bit and smoke a small joint along the way
>>202840460dont bash them until you've tried one
>>202840412Like >>202840457 said, it’s probably because they’re civil all day at work and then come here to unload their hatred at everything.
>>202840503what are you doing exactlyif you're squatting do bulgarian split squats instead
>>202840499great to know, cheers lad
>>202839493adrobs x
>>202840488Diabetes and heart disease It's an incredibly unhealthy jobSitting all day and eating ultra processed shite
>>202840524they need their skulls bashed in
>>202840495Boo hoo
Love shirt off in the club ladOne of my favourite occasional postersYou get your shirt off at unfold today?
>>202840454I doubt this is legal.
>>202840520get yourself a little treat while you're out okay?
>>202840540well the whole program is designed around getting the compound lifts up as much as possible, so I kind of have to squat
>>202840495I'm sure this is anyones fault but your own for doing such thing.
going to lose my virginity then go back to being a hermit loner
>At least 170 dead after Nepal hit by flash flooding
nth for the baddiedem
please post trucker stories lad
I do suitcase deadlifts coz it does obliques as well as legs
>>202840585i did that and now it's 5 years later and i could do with a little sexy shag again
>>202840566Watch Hell Drivers
>>202840585ktwm
>>202840603imagine the carnage if it was toilet duck
toil soonisn't it?toilnot for me howeveram a neet you seebut yestoil soonfor youisn't it?
>>202840566Actually legal to do 3 15 hour shifts a week, but then again, it's a very easy system to exploit and it's rife in the industry.It's not uncommon to do 70-80 hours a week
>>202840572i get it but sometimes im lazy and cba to squat tooso i do either bulgarian split squats because it will unfuck your glutes and hips (you're surely sitting right now and putting them in a bad position) or goblet squats, which take significantly less effort to load since it's just a dumbbell and carry over nicely to your squat strength
>>202840615one time I met a milfy trucker lady from Quebec and I think she was flirting with me
Please, may I have just a crumb of pussy?
The Duolingo streak as it were.
yank talking about lifting heavy things againgreat
Going to two weddings this year. Two last attempts to acquire a gf. Whish me luck my friends.
>>202840678pretend you like my crystal ball collection and i may give you a flash.
no one will believe me but I had sex a few hours ago :)
>>202840712Love how they act as if they're engineers
>>202840699Nice one. Keep at it lad.
>>202840714>Two last attempts to acquire a gfWhat's your gameplan lad?
“Doing” in Esperanto is “fartas” hahaha
>>202840699what language my leed? Im on Russian myself
>>202840724why would someone not believe such a mundane thing?
>>202840741Die old and lonely
>>202840699>unironically learning commie newspeak instead of an actual living language
>fartas
>>202840724what was his name
Spent an hour looking at flights and its cheaper to do a series of one way flights than fly direct. It's just the hotels along the way that will really cost.
duolingo? massive meme
>>202840699>esperanto>heartslad
>lift is so fucking unfair
>>202840699>esperanto really m8
>>202840724very cool
>>202840781Paycuck
>>202840758Esperanto. I couldn’t think of any language that I’d actually have any interest in learning, but I wanted to learn a language anyway, so I just picked Esperanto because it’s meant to be a lingua franca. How’s Russian going for you?
>>202840797push them down the stairs
>>202840804>How’s Russian going for you?it's not too bad. I need to do more lessons per day so I remember shit though. Right now I just do the minimum to keep my streak
>>202840797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9n0_5p8XKo
Bro why is it so coldHot damn diggity dog my dude
>>202840802You don't need to pay a penny to get unlimited hearts mate. If you're dumb enough to learn esperanto you probably can't figure that out though desu
>learning esperanto Alri rimmer
Where did the term "Deano" originate from?
>>202840856Dean
>Esperanto is the world's most widely spoken constructed international auxiliary language. Created by L. L. Zamenhof in 1887>Born into an Ashkenazi family, at his birth Zamenhof was given the common Hebrew name Eliezer by his parents, which is translated into English as Lazarus.
how the fuck have i never heard of Esperanto
Esperanto is completely unusable outside of being a party trick, if that
>>202840873Because it is literally a made up meme language and not a thing that anybody actually speaks or cares about
>>202840856It started as a Brit/pol/ meme believe it or not.
esperanto is like 1800s reddit shit
>>202840836i never run out anyway cause i never make any mistakes
a clue appears
>>202840513ktimI got a job when I didn't believe I'd get it and I had other interviews so I really didn't care if I got rejected but it turned out the manager was really impressed and he gave me the job despite there being better candidates lol
the zaza got me speaking esperanto
>>202840781>learning ChineseMate… You simply don’t have room to talk
>the central heating
what's esperanto for 'time for a nice oily wank'?
>>202840907Then you're obviously not learning and just tapping buttons or going at 5% of the speed you could be. You have to make mistakes to learn
>>202840897It really is crazy just how many memes come from this website and end up on normoid social media, even to this day.Some years ago i saw some girl on my Facebook share an edit of the famous "racist in greggs" screenshots. She certainly had no idea of /brit/ or how controversial or disgusting this general can be
the 'egacy, as it were
>>202840895my general knowledge is alright tho, i thought i wouldve at least heard of it. ive been humbled, degraded and humiliated
>>202840495getting a shag is so easy lmaojust pretend to be a normalcunt and you will get laid
>>202840943Nah I'm just naturally a genius
you're a fucking coward
>>202840764>learning>duolingo
>>202840826>Right now I just do the minimum to keep my streakI feel like that’s what everyone does on Duolingo, cause there’s nothing else to do with it really unless you’re paying for it.
>>202840572Starting Strength? good lad. Go do your squats.
>>202840873it was the basis for newspeak in 1984when he was fighting for the revolutionary communists in Spain the family he stayed with all spoke Esperanto
>Learning bugspeak is good>Learning a hobbyist made up language is badAlright alright
>>202840960One cannot simply pretend if you're a mega autist and even if you could, your next issue would be nerves and anxiety followed by actual inexperience
>>202840951>female authorIn the bin it goes
>>202840957You might just have never realized it was a conlang and simply forgot it existed. Rimmer tries to learn it in Red Dwarf, the implication being it's an obscure, antiquated, and moronic conlang that only appeals to the dorkiest of dorks.
>>202841035>mega autist>anxietyask your carer to give you a blowie then
>>202841019>it was the basis for newspeak in 1984you sure? doesn't seem rightbut newspeak is definitely the basis for wokespeak
>>202841040if you think about it your mum was the female author of the book of you
>>202840944>Some years ago i saw some girl on my Facebook share an edit of the famous "racist in greggs" screenshotsSomeone sent me something like that too. Of all the places for something to become mainstream I never expected it to be from a single general on a small board.
>>202841030Esperanto is western bugspeak
>>202839122Honestly this may sound sad but I am more sad my ex told me she never wanted to speak with me again I thought I had the chance to get back together
>>202840944its the other way round now. this site has produced nothing of worth in years. i barely come here more. i force myself to play videogames to pass time and i fucking hate videogames. i really should start forcing myself to read things of actual worth. ive got moby dick there. im off tomorrow, I'll have a pop at it. last book i read was do androids dream of electric sheep years ago. enjoyed it but i have to force myself to start reading for some reason. probably on account of me being thick and that
>>202840933Nihongo jouzu desu
my penis is so fucking small it pisses me off
>>202841087unlucky ladmine's massive
>>202841054Actually Esperanto is spoken by more or less every officer in the space corps (in the books anyway)
>>202841086>Weeb and a SinobooYou are the worst person to have ever existed
>>202841080Moby Dick is incredibly boring, do yourself a favour and read something else.
just want a cute bf to cuddle with
>>202841087how big is it?
>>202841006nah it's 5/3/1 Boring but Big
>>202841087Can you get it hard
>Moby DickDUDE, WHALES LMAO
>>202841113Don't recall that trivia in the show but haven't seen it in ages.
>>202841116Only boring people get bored.
>>202841087lost 5 stone so far this year. started lifting as well. penis has gained an inch. happy with that
Going to start reading Frankenstein and horror novels over October.
>>202841066yeahEsparanto is constructed to be very simplistic so phrasing like "good" "ungood" "doubleplusgood" are actually the type of shit you sayit's also made by and for communists and has a lot of the ideology baked into the language (as most ever constructed language does)
>>202841115Learning useful languages innit.What am I going to do instead? Learn French? It's only spoken in France, nothing happens in France, the only French worth speaking to already speak English, there is no French media to consume. Useless.
Havin' a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-vydGChDSE
>>202841080>androids dream of electric sheepthat's what blade runner was based on I think
>>202841143Right so don't read the boring book read something else.
>>202841116whys it so revered if its so boring?
"God... damnit!" he launched the chair across the room.
goin wendys, anyone want anything
>>202841175is this what that belgium freak (spainlad) means when he says katy?
The morning bellThe morning bellLight another candle andRelease meRelease me
I miss my ex I hate how she wants nothing to do with me. I am still sad over her blocking me and telling me that she wants to move on. She was the only girl dumb enough to like me
>>202841200yeah i'll get a Wendy's
>>202841164alri, i learned something todaythanks
>>202835751
I shot a man in reno
>>202841211move on what?
>>202841186It's a masterpiece of modern American literature There are entire chapters about like whale anatomy and other technical shit It is simply not a good pick for someone who is struggling to get in the habit of reading when there are a zillion other books he could pick up and enjoy before moving onto more "challenging" reads
languages it's acceptable to learn on duolingo:>English>German>Welsh>Greek>Latin>Hebrew
>>202841200pretzel bun burger if they have it
cronem baton left drained by katy
Moby Dick is just The Old Man and the Sea with an extra 500 pages about the tedious details of whaling and without getting the fish in the end.It's the cuck's choice in fishing novels.
>>202841200baconator pls
i shot a man in a renault, just to watch jim drive
>>202841175fat midge
Only fish book worth reading is the Dr Seuss one
>>202841155for me it's the wasp factory
In rainbows is their best but pic related is more special for me. I don’t know why. It’s not that complex or harmonic like in rainbows. But sounds more mature and pure.
>>202841244She wants me to move on and is not interested in ever having a relationship again. I miss her because she was the only girl to love me and I know no woman would ever love me like that
>>202841253sory dont have anything but dirty water
>>202841249ive got valis. is that good
>>202841300sorry i asked
>>202841282that almost works
might be time to switch to the winter duvet
>>202841324Never read it sorry
>>202841356It's good I am just gonna give up there is no way anyone wants to love me
why is every album title and band name gotta be some pretentious shite.
>>202841264you ever talk about anything else, like have you read a good book lately or maybe went to a new restaurant?
>>202841300Grow up loser
>>202841275You are a one man intellectual desert
>>202841379not all of them
>>202841390You wouldn't understand
>>202841401Don't know what that means
>>202841366bruh I got like 3 blankets and I'm still fucking freezing
190s ears pricking up at the mention of intellectual dessert
id murder 1000 blackies for a tube of salt and vinegar pringles
>>202841421Alri granny Want me to get you a hot water bottle?
watched that PJW video about Bald & Bankrupt's trip to India showing all the squalor, and that night I had a nightmare I was in India and dodging trainshorrible place
here' sth enewt hread>>202841441>>202841441>>202841441
gonna be married this time next yearbit mental innit dunno if I'll be around here as much any more any married man in
>>202841444>watched that PJW videoOh my days Rorke...
>>202841437>salt and vinegar pringlesmate thats not right
>>202841437probably would be easier to just go to the store and pay the $1-2 for them