>>202844339Fifth
so how about that hurricane
some of you are coldhearted I AM IN TROUBLE AND YOU LAUGH AND SPIT ON ME AS YOU WALK BY WHILE IM WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE SIDEWALK
>>202844507not my problem
>>202844507https://youtu.be/9jbt9w0bJvA
>>202844523not offering me a dollar or a bottle of water is one thing, im not your responsibility. but dont cackle at my pain. dont stomp on my fingers as you pass by.
Wifeberg said she would reward me for making her white sauce noodles for dinner tonight by giving me a handjob while she sits on my face. Going to the store to get noodles now.
>>202844567and then everyone clapped
>>202844567whipped
>>202844567she can white sauce my "noodle" if you know what I mean
cuckberg is making noodles tonight? bring me a bowl
this nigga wife cant cook ahhhh
>>202844579I like being whipped howeverthoughbeit. Dismissive and disinterested handjobs really do it for me. She’ll be on the phone with someone talking and give me one sometimes.
Anonberg is making up stories again
>>202844567>by giving me a handjob while she sits on my face.and this is something you...enjoy?
how does it feel she gives your homemade leftover food to her big black side man
>>202844567Get a foot job instead
oh shit megalopolis came out
is cinamoroll in
>>202844696Oh shit it flopped
>>202844715Damn
I wish I had a chocolate bar right now
Today I learned the consequences of procrastination.
She chocolate on my bar till I now
>>202844715megaflopolis
McDonald's addition of the Filet-o-Fish to its menu occurred when a Cincinnati franchise in a heavily Catholic neighbourhood was struggling to sell hamburgers on Fridays during Lent
>>202844699she don't fuck with you lil bro
is there a schizophrenic american who is 21 years old and complains about literally everything here or is he only in /brit/?
>>202844810Does anyone actually eat these doe
>>202844830there are probably multiple posters fitting that description in this general
>>202844830you gotta be more specific
>>202844847yeah it's best thing on the menu
>>202844862always brings up how he is 21 years old, types in run-on sentences only about how it's over and that he hates his dad that made him quit a trade, some other stuff that i dont remember
toilberg gave me 4 days off followed by 7 days on
>>202844897nah don't think so
>>202844892They aren’t a very popular item seemingly because whenever I order one it’s not very fresh. And if you ask for extra tartar sauce they just drown the thing in it. Sad!
>>202844810thats stupid as fuck but it makes perfect sense as a business move
I hate growing a beard so fucking much.
>>202844992Canada, United States, Mexico
>>202845004Too bad, bitch.
Monthly check in on /cum/ and /int/. BBC posting seems to have declined so that's good. Hope you guys doing well, specially if you in the US south east yikes.
hello lads
>>202845004+ Britain
what are the chances this 20 year old office chair explodes and kills me
Didn't take my usual afternoon nap today going to sleep like a baby in a few hours
>>202845044G'day cunt
at least i'm not a bigot
Chocolate Rain
>>202845153That was me sharting sorry
I bet i just saw Chris Chan at Helsinki, Pasila Alepa buying megaforce and some chips
why dont you hawk tuah on my thing
I wish there was an offtopic blue board.
>>202845030Santiago?
>>202845242she was mid if we're being frankly honest with ourselves
>>202845004/carib/ is always welcome
The interstate highway system is the 8th wonder of the world if you think about it. really though if you hate roads you're anti american and probably a commie, too-sent from my sony ericsson n200 via tapatalkJack "wrecking ball" JohnsonUSMC 1981-1982 Semper FiUSPS 1982-20191992 Mustang GT - The Beast2020 F150 Lariat - The Daily2015 Ford Edge - The Wifes
Might get a 2nd job.
>>202845416why?
>>202845440When im alone with my thoughts things get pretty dark + im poor
>>202845402>the interstate highway system is the 8th wonder of the world if you think about it
>>202845232a genius idea no capital
Redownloaded clash of clans and already spent 20 bucks for all the builder huts
yall hear that new mozart
I just come home after eating açaí
just found out about the tuesday event that shall not be nameddon't plan on watching it
why would I listen to music from a nigga with one ear
My cats don't even like cheetos, but when I throw a cheeto at them they get competitive over food and eat the cheeto anyways. This is how the government tries to control us, they think they can just get away with throwing cheetos at us, but we're better than that. They can keep their goyslop and we can keep our taxes and invest in shit that actually matters.
>>202845657Yeah, it's mid af. He fell off.
kraft dinner + ice cream = diarrhea
>>202845701I don’t pay taxes and any irs janny that tries to collect is getting blasted to smithereens
>>202845729wish i had some cookie dough ice cream right now
>>202845738Nice LARP
Açaí is better than ice cream
>>202845767woman moment
Imagine no rent
>>202845788>>202845776>>202845665
jimmy carter turns 100 day after tomorrow.
listening to a song about a guy that likes to eat ravioli
>>202845826Mediocre to bad, just like every president since Kennedy
>>202845810honesty thought he died last year
Wish i had a business to dedicate my time to
My life would be the exact same if every politician on earth spontaneously combusted
>>202845810was going to post "we'll see about that" but incase he actually does end up dying i dont want to be raided by the FBI so decided not to
we truly live under a regime here in canada
>>202846020Supreme Leader Justin Trudeau
If you don't like the way I run the country you're free to leave
jimmy carter should run again as a dem just for shits and giggles
>>202846088Justin you need to do something about the male loneliness epidemic
>>202846088lol I've heard the same kind of comments from people in mexico when you complain about the narco and the government, if you don't like the country, leave.
>>202846115I'm working on it. Soon parliament will be presented with an initiative which pairs each new canadian man with a canadian girl.
what if i'm not a multicellular organism. what if i'm just a whole bunch of single celled organisms put together
>>202845810He will live long enough to vote for Kamala Harris as the next president of the United States
oh my god I love corndogs so much bros
I wish I had a DeLorean
>>202844567>using sex as a rewardNice toxic relationship you got there
Cocksucking faggot mods.
>>202846211Good mornin' look at the valedictorianScared of the future while I hop in the DeLoreanScared to face the world, complacent career studentSome people graduate, but be still stupid
I overestimated and underperformed and now I am in shambled
I wonder if the people who get angry if you criticize the government are really happy with the current situation of the country or is it just cope?
sometimes nothing goes right
Found in Los Angeles County
and this is how to yodelYODelELlELELDEDleDelEllLElELtIIiiEE
>>202846356Dating apps are a waste of time.
wtf ora sono calabrese ??
Just got back from a date night with the bf, we took a Halloween painting class
>>202846356>hebrew collarbone tatlmaooooooo
>>202846379That is cool. I also have done oil painting with my wife. We are gonna try water painting. Seems like less effort and cheaper
>>202846379>date night with the bfzesty
>>202846305The people who get mad at the government are the same as those who get mad when the government is criticized; NPCs.The real ones got their eye on the only two things that matter : the two "P"sPower and Pussy
okay this is epichttps://youtu.be/lsmBfesz82U
Dont know how the hell im gonna make it bros
i worked 2017-2020 in the US and only payed my taxes once, didnt pay my last rent and last electricity bill and left the country. can I still cash in my social security checks?
>>202846425god bless
>>202846356theres a catch
202845561>Men are grossed out by Kamala-Tim because there is nothing to hook them. The "man" on the ticket is a weird little troll-like creep with bilateral limp wrists, and the female is a sexless, vapid HR boss who projects a deep hatred of masculine men. >Both couples seem like platonic relationships at best, and possibly one beard situation.
The blessing is flooding West with Indians
Need a fit bird
>>202846408hella zesty
>>202846356sheesh
if you could just break it down sexual style you wouldn't be girlfriendless
living my emily in paris dreams, in cleveland.
bath time
>>202846443i'm just not gonna personally, making it is simply not in the cards for me
smol pp gang
smol pp, big heart
>>202846497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
big heart, high cholesterol
>>202846399It was fun we painting some stoneware/pottery pumpkins and some little coffins that light up in different colors, we may go back in a week or two for the other class they're having which is also going to be halloween themed
>>202845252Yep
>>202846552this sounds like a really good time desuwas it mostly couples?
>>202846556te estoy viendo vecino:)
>>202846573fk would post this but with a woman and some comment like mucho sexo
>>202846573Yuck!
do you love Rome?
I'm horny as fuck!!!
I come from 39 days in the future
>he doesn't get it...
>>202846591like a fine wine, gets better with age.
born to gameforced to shower
>>202846604>cartoons You need jesus
>>202846579It was like 4 couples and 3 singles
i come from 39 days in the future.
>>202846573
>>202846591Salve
>>202846610i like you, youre a cool dude, lets have a sandwich
>>202846552How much was it to do it? How long did it last?
>>202846618you want me fap to Jesus?
>>202846662I dont want you to do anything
Call her chairman mao the way she bounced on zedong
>>202846662Your neighbour Jesús?
THERE'S A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPYIT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLDIT'S MADE OF CANDY CANES AND PLANES AND BRIGHT RED CHOO-CHOO TRAINSAND THE MEANEST LITTLE BOYS, THE MOST INNOCENT LITTLE GIRLS
>>202846689THPS2 was bretty gud
haysoop
>>202846651$20 a piece and it was 2ish hours long for the art stuff, it was in a bar drinks were $10ish a piece but I only had non alcoholic drinks tonight since I went a bit overboard last night
>>202846679Call her chairman mao the way she leap forward on my dick
>>202846619> 3 singlesgrim
>>202846704HEYITS SET IN EIGHTEEN FORTY EIIIIIIIIGHTIN THE CRUSH ON NEW YORK STAAAAAAAAAAAAATEAND THE THING ABOUT DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIS THAT IT NEVER EVER EVER MAKES MISTAAAAAAAAAAAKESSSSSSSSS
>>202846573>"iconic" homosexual book>pedophile-esque couple>full of weird fetishes like poop and making people eat your semen unknowinglyHomosexuals will do shit like this then try to act like they aren't God-cursed sodomites
they call me mao the way i be layin zedong
>>202846734with pestilence and famines?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihffc8LX2KU
>>202846751fwiw cheat detection will find this pretty easily
>>202846725umm but the cover said it was "beautiful" and "wise"
>>202846770uhh what about if I'm just really good at chess ok
The Carl Jung ai bot is helping me sort out my life
>>202846776>Colm Toibin>A God-cursed sodomite himselfThey are almost like Jews with their in-group preference and trickery tbqh
>>202846812huh. is there an adolf hitler ai
>>202846722They seemed to be having fun, the girl that was there sat by us and we had a nice conversation between stuff
>>202846853Not on c.ai but I'm sure there is somewhere
>>202846813Have you ever read about the court eunuchs of the ancient Orient? In our time, 2SLGBTPQIAA+ seem to play a comparable role
>>202846860maybe she didnt realize you were 2 fags and was desperately looking for a bf there
Need a dominant girl to lead me around the house by grabbing me by the balls
>>202846812is there a juden peterstein ai bot?every response is ''CLEAN YOUR ROOM'' or else "Slay The Dragon!"
doesn't really matter what you are
>>202846882https://youtu.be/IvBm0ZUfe7I
>>202846872Pretty sure she did and she sat by us so she didn't have to deal with the single guy that was trying to talk to her before it started, women tend to actually talk to us a lot, we're in probably the most gay friendly city in the area (the bar we were at had multiple pride flags all over) so I'm pretty sure they just feel safe being able to talk to guys who aren't going to hit on them (or so my sister says)
Im tired of eating beans
>>202846882Yeah looks like there's a bunch on c.ai
>>202846868>Byzantines had Eunuchs>Ottomans had Eunuchs>Thailand had Eunuchs>Persians had Eunuchs>Chinese had Eunuchs>they all behaved exactly the sameReally makes you think
>>202846902living in the wrong country
L or R?
Business idea: gaymaxx to pick up girls and convince them that their beauty alone made them bi, this will flatter them beyond belief.
Gotta toil on the morrow
>>202846993I dont watch the WNBA
>>202847009which one is more attractive
This just in: the WBNA's star player just suffered a season ending pregnancy, she's expected to be out 9 months
just took an absolutely massive killer hit of dude weed
>>202847002Girls subconsciously find sodomites absolutely disgusting THOUGHSome don’t mind being fag hags, but in general wouldn’t want to be with one sexually (major ick!)
>>202847038women seem to love gay guys though
>>202847009>>202847019https://youtu.be/cONbcYJUm6I
>>202847049*As ‘safe’ eunuch orbiters
>>202847073as friends
Doggo tried to lick the dishes in the dishwasher
>>202847038I have been literally stalked by a woman before though, but that had nothing to do with being gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUMBZMacMjU
Am I better off using my free time to draw pixel art, learn unity, or learn japanese.
>>202847171depends what your goals in life are
>>202847171I don't give a fucklike if you agree
>>202847171why tf are you asking /cum/
>>202847171learn unity and make a shitty meme asset flip indonesia simulator game that some youtubers play and makes you rich
I never hear anything about yokohama even though it was a big deal in project gotham racing
>>202847183liked
im back
i've wasted my entire weekend
who asked
>>202847259i asked
>>202847223>>202847259That was rude spinster
>>202847228My Sunday was very busy
>>202847181Being an indie gamedev with 10 hours of free time each week. I want to develop game for steam from September 2025 to April 2026>>202847191I already know some unity. I made a terrain generator for my thesis.
>>202847299>json fileHeh
>>202847299/agdg/'s gonna love you
>>202847299did you personally get to meet our famous poster, the one and only, json?
it's one thing to know which eye is staring at you to look at. It's another thing when they take turns
>>202847316I'm a regular in that general. But the posts are rather depressing.
>>202847299> from September 2025 to April 2026is that when you're graduating or something? gap year?
I had pasta for dinner. It wasn't very good
i want to apologize to anyone i've ever been rude to here
>>202847367**cums on your hand**
Tuesday Weld was a piece of ass in her day
>>202847367Apologize with actions, not words *unzips pants*
>>202847441that is not a real name
japan fun facts
>>202847441im a 7018 guy but I just use 7014 because I dont have an oven, and it turns out 7014 is just 6010/6011 but with different flux
Do Americans really do this?https://youtu.be/7MyuXXefHwY
you all are sluts for cum
>>202847367>making amendsAA?
Lad at the local coffee stand looks A LOT like fucking Chibi and it is freaking me out.
in which state i should look for a bf?
>>202847530what's a fucking chibi
>>202847535HellKill yourself faggot
>>202847535california, new york, illinois, or texas
>>202847535California and New York
What went wrong?
>>202847535gayfornia
>>202847535>brazilbro is now a fagwtf, not you too...
>>202847550PLEASE post your bare booty butt naked
>>202847548You are about to go down a huuuuuge rabbit hole, anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>202846640well?
>>202847573he's a tranny
Wtf is wrong with zoomers? Why are they all degenerated sodomites? Trannies, faggots, and everything in-between. Society has gone to absolute shit, I'll tell you
>>202847571this >>202847610>Trannies, faggots, and everything in-between
>>202847571>choose the most uncharismatic women on Earth in 2016, literally the only person who could have lost to orangeman>choose the most uncharismatic women on Earth in 2024, literally the only person who could lose to orangemanI still can't decide if she's a sacrificial lamb or they want to buckbreak America permanently by making Hillary2.0 defeat orangeman
rolex's are way cheaper than I thought they'd be
*dabs on 'em*
>goonbuddy admits he's just been gay the entire time>wants to meet up irl fucking fags ruin everything
>>202847646you didn't think it was maybe gay for you to jack off with another dude?
>>202847628I was surprised to learn how entry-level they are in the luxury watch world too
everything's hunky dory
You fucks let the sickos win. The mores that built the greatest society the world has ever seen are attacked nowadays Shits sad, now there's nothing left but moral bankruptcy and mental illnessThe patients run the asylum
>>202847705
>>202847554>>202847564>>202847572ty but sad i was expecting new england i find that place very beautiful ^^>>202847550>>202847573im not gay im a transgirl ^^
>You fucks let the sickos win. The mores that built the greatest society the world has ever seen are attacked nowadays >Shits sad, now there's nothing left but moral bankruptcy and mental illness>>The patients run the asylum
>>202847713As true today as it was when it was written. Is this supposed to be a gotcha? It just proves me point. We are in the age of clay and have been for some time
>>202847728>Says the guy that thinks men can magically become womenI don't know anymore
>>202847743new joker movie looks pretty gay ngl
>>202847754i liked the first one but im not too fond of musicals so idk maybe i will watch if my friends will go too
>>202847743the veronicas of the world must pay for their abuse of gamers like me
>prompted to post non reply rebuttals because they felt personally attackedGo ahead and prove my point more
>>202847738>Is this supposed to be a gotcha?No, I believe in the life cycles of civilizations, and that ours is probably dying, just as that of the Assyrians also died. I just find it kind of funny that someone was having the same experience millennia ago, and expressing the same kinds of ideas.
>>202847738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk4JAc2Fa5g
It's gonna be a rough one tonight fellas
>>202847715sorry pal frieren doesn't care for demons
>>202847769it was just a low hanging greentext investment. It could never last around the shitposter tycoons in /cum/
>>202847773Well I see now "Where is the man who can clamber to heaven? Only the gods live forever with glorious Shamash. As for us men, our days are numbered. Our occupations a breath of wind."
>>202847713>2800BC>Assyria as a polity existed from c. 2025 BC–609 BC >Early Assyrian period was from c. 2600 BC–2025 BCFACT CHECK: FALSE
promise not to laugh
no
>>202847802https://youtu.be/sZ-aci1E7bg
alright, but if you laugh i'm gonna cryokay, here it goesi've never kissed a boy beforethere i said it
>>202847784what is "it"?
messsssssico
>>202847879Fag
>>202847874Based. I was on /r9k/ in 2009 when this was spammed so much it shut down the site
Too many sodomites in here tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg
>>202847874god bless
>>202847908**creampies your bummy**
no one says amazeballs anymore, thankfully
thinkin about yogurt pretzels
>>202847881Me trying not to crack
>>202847930Yogurt pretzels are amazballs
iiiiiiiiiiiii wanna swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingfrom the chandelieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerfrom the chandelieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
epic rawr
>>202847950shush
The Bangles were hot
a girl who looks like lana del ray liked me on tinderi think it's a botbut my heart still has butterflies
>>202847908are we being raided by the faggot board or something?
>>202847987Discord troons
>>202847981lana just got married
I was once banned from /cum/ for posting images of ISIS throwing homosexuals off buildings to their death when the faggots here were being too uppity here. Should I bring it back?
Humanity is doomed because all the people who get what's going on look weird to the people who don't, and there are a lot more of them, and they don't listen to you if they think you're weird. They only listen to what they already accept.
>>202847999yeah to the alligator guyto be clear, it's definitely not "pictures of lana on a bot account", it's some other person entirely, just a very strong resemblance
>>202847981is she considered exceptionally beautiful? she's a musician
>>202848000Bring it back
Hit the strip club, I'm like thunderShe let me beat it, I'm the white boy wonderUh, bad gyal, white don dadaRude boy, it's a white boy summerBad gyal, white don dadaRude boy, it's a white boy summer
>>202848007The agricultural revolution and its consequences
>>202847987not sure why /k/ would care about us
Dos Cadenas, close to geniusSold out arenas, you can suck my penisGilbert Arenas, guns on deck (deck)Chest to chest, tongue on neck (neck)International oral sexEvery picture I take, I pose a threatBoat or jet, what do you expect?Her pussy so good I bought her a petAnyway, every day I'm tryna get to itGot her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"Anyway, every day I'm tryna get to itGot her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"BEEN AROUND THE WORLD, DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE (UH-HUH)BUT YOUR BOOTY DON'T NEED EXPLAINING (UH-HUH)ALL I REALLY NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS (UH-HUH)WHENYOU
I could defeat any one of you in a hand to hand combat situation
tummy is aching
>>202848081
>>202848083Meet me in Ottawa cunt
>>202848085you drank milk, didn't you?human adults cannot digest milk, stop drinking that stuff
I don’t think any form of retvrn 2 monke would work. Modern chuds have evolved a quasi-immunological response to all the social poisons on offer. Remember that story about how they gave smart phones to some barely-contacted tribe, and all the men immediately got a severe pornography addiction
>>202848000it'll probably be fine if the brizo isnt around
>>202848110no, i did not.
they made a DEI joker just to dunk on incels
>>202848239they really did kek
