Shrekception edish
et tuah, brute on that thang
I think i became a proper neet when i pulled an all nighter for the first time in a while playing the warband mod prophesy of pendor That was 5 years ago now, grim.>>202849789Im a genetic dead end
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Dracula's girlfriend telling him they can't have sex because she's NOT on her period
>>202849805Finally, a good Aussie post.
>>202849787i saved up my pocket money for weeks to buy that shrek 2 game for ps2 i got it from k mart and as i was leaving the old lady checked my bag and she said "this lucky boy got shrek 2"
>,/brit/
I could potentially rent out a room in my place, get an extra ~10K quid a year equivalentBut is one's privacy and home autonomy worth so little?
sliver of hairberg refusing to get flossed out of my teeth
not having a goal is scary
>>202849897tell your partner to shave his crotch
my mates are starting to get visible grey hair but I still have none, wonder why
>>202849899and in football, illegal!
fuckin hate living with a small dick hate it HATE it
>>202849901it wasn't a sourcing issue, mine was legitimate i would feel good one day on a dose and the next i would take the same or similar and just feel awful it isn't even really a high you just feel like you're in a better mood. the most mid drug ever
>>202849787none of this shit exists
I give off Rockstar Vibes
how old are youhttps://strawpoll.com/GPgVYDoX4na
cowboy sees a spittoon for the first timehe asks his buddy what it's used forbuddy sayshawk tuah, spit in that thang
>>202849912Old ass nigga go to work
>>202849923Is your dick small or small relative to porn cocks? 5.5 inches looks tiny compared to an 8 inch porn hog
>>202849948old enough to not answer some stupid strawpoll
>>202849931for me when I get decent stuff it doesn't just improve my mood it removes my chronic painI suppose it's just not meant for you
just did a poo (in my own pants)
>>202849948>VPN voting is not allowedfuck OOOOFFFFFFFFF
>>202849962It’s average length but way below average girth, so skinny it’s fucking pathetic
>>202849996use better vpn
>>202850018Mullvad is the best vpn in all the land but they are all banned on 4chan
>>202850003ktim, got that pencil penis
>>202850046get a pass
>>202850046find new vpn with newly registered ASN that has never been used before
got my first grey hair when I was 18
>>202850089Blog on you boring cunt.
Can't think of any European movies I like. Are there any? Let me know in the comments
>>202849783HorrendousWhy is his voice that of a child?Has this ever been explained scientifically?
>>202850108The Wallace & Gromit movie
>>202850097hahahahahahaha you fucking freak
my penis is 8 inches long (curved)but women never really comment beyond sometimes saying "you have a nice penis"
>>202850113yes he has a growth hormone deficiency you dumbass
>>202850108All the silent classics: Nosferatu, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Metropolis, Haxan.
>>202850129sounds like you have a nice penis
>>202850135Btfo.He should go get some thenFat twat
having a long penis isn't a good thing unless the woman's vagina tents particularly deeplyotherwise it's going to be less pleasurable not more
>>202850153*puffs pipe*aye truly 'tis
rubbing my feet together
>>202850108star wars were all shot in england
>>202850166Girth is more important.
>>202850158you're an incredibly miserable unlikeable person and I wish you would go away
>>202850176yeah that's right rub those things together nice and slow...
>>202850135>Tom Green being insufferableShame, Freddy got fingered was so funny
>>202849948>under 17 14.29%MODS!
>>202850183yeah? I guess that's just your personal preference
A thick penis causes more pleasure because the extra girth increases the friction and pressure on the vagina walls. The first few inches of these walls have a lot of touch sensitive nerves. A thick penis enhances pleasure also because it dilates the vagina and it gives more pressure and friction. Women usually like the feeling of being "open", the feeling of being filled by a thick penis. The thicker the penis, the more the vagina walls cling to it and the more she will have such sensations.that's why girls like 2 or more fingers, not just 1
>>202850184They should try being fucking funny instead of annoying, faggots, all of you.Low IQ.
Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me
>>202850176Would love to rub ur feet
>>202850209>Can’t sleepit's the morning mate
seen this poof lad walking down the street in stockings Lol
>>202850201this 17.7cm 7inch girth is the ideal7.5inch 19cm for size queensif you girth is under 15cm 6 inch girth it's over
nopeanterior fornix stimulation and bumping against the clitoris is most importantgoodbye
>>202850201So now I just need to get a thick penis. If I get fat will my dick get thicker too?
>>202850219you should have picked him up and shown him what a real man can do
>his little girl gigglingShould've used his fame and money to take HGH and smoke cigarettes
>>202850209No worries la
>>202850205drug yourself unconscious so we don't have to be burdened with your posts any longer
bit weird how women love girth but guys are more concerned about length
Clowns are actually Legitimately funny
Alcoholics. The unemployed. Angry loners.
Ed Balls
made my coffee too late today so now i'm having to supp it down while it's too hot so i have time to brush my teeth before leaving
>>202850257Low IQ inferiority complex seetheEbb and flow
To anyone from scotland or wales. do you feel bad/guilty for not speaking your native language?
>>202850274just brush your teeth at work silly
>>202850121Not counting British films like The Wallace & Gromit movie. Italians maybe, oh wait, Pans Labyrinth is a good 1. There's 1. He's Spanish or Brazilian or something.
Is life in Maine really that tranquil or are there wogs there as well?
>>202850274That's what the milky's for Wog
>>202850289milk is cruel chubby
prefer mimes personally
>>202850297Milk is stronk woggers
>>202850278scotland's native language is english
>>202850278I do speak my native language when I lived at home it was a first language
>>202850288
>>202850288Barely any foids Too cold
I brush my teeth once every 2-3 weeks, no cavities worst thing I have is calculus(hardened plaque)having good teeth requires1. genetic rng2. mouth biome rng3. not being a mouth breather4. not having a dry mouth5. not having a bunch of open space when mouth is closed6. ruglarly wiping teeth with tongue7. rubbing cloth over teeth occasionally
Never mind, he's Mexican. 0 movies made by Europeans. Besides the classic German ones and maybe 2-3 Swedish. Maybe a couple Italians. It's in their blood. Want to read more?
>>202850333you ever post anything else you boring cunt
imagine being so fucking boring that the only images you ever post are of the cartoon frogday in day out cartoon froggives me the fear
I don't have to present my ass to anyone anytime soon, I have to present my ass to the next toilet seat when I shit okay? I'm fine. But when I fucking sit down I don't think the seat is going to say I've got a shitty ass alright.
CALL ON MEEEEEEEECALL ON ME
Might have to message my beautiful boss and tell her I’m to ill to come in
>>202850335vile little scrote
Ugh That Livestream was fucking terrible I suppose they all are
>>202850371what is the point in brushing your teeth when you are neet with no gf
>>202850383horrid little gremlin
>>202850278putting Welsh in the same category has gaelic is laughable
Odious reptile of a man
Foul wretch
New Joker looks shit. shan’t be watching
>>202850398>>202850407>>202850415Yeah so what, I don't brush me teeth, the place where I crunch on dead animals and dirty plants.I shower twice a day, and I have a bidet I am very clean, my ass is cleaner than your mouth
showering twice a day is bad for your skin
>>202850335you forgot the single most important thing by far: not regularly consuming soft drinks
>>202850430I’ll be the judge of that let me rim your arsehole
>>202850407>>202850415kek this is me
>>202850439moisturizer.bruh you should be cleaning your armpits and groin twice a day or more
How do you dry your arse after using a bidet? The toilet paper would just get wet. A towel seems as much effort as taking a shower
>>202850420Gladiator 2 though, SURELY Gladiator 2 has made the cut?
>>202850465Hairdryer
>>202850460I suppose if you're a fat cunt then twice a day could help
>>202850465>The toilet paper would just get wet.yes mate that's how it dries you, by soaking up the water...
>>202850471Haven’t even watched gladiator 1 mush
>>202850469What am I looking at?
>>202850479once before bedonce after morning exercise
>>202850469you really need to get a job
>>202850465Manual nozzle or Japanese electric style? The former is way too powerful unless you adjust the tap flow. Get a Japanese bidet toilet if you can
There was a big, nasty moth flying erratically around out on the back porch and the kitter killed and ate it. Love cats like you wouldn't believe.
>>202850505recently bought a place paid in full. working is for suckers
>>202850535did you win big on crypto or something
honestly a man using a bidet is zesty ngl
sitting here screaming with laughter remembering that post where someone called someone an odious oaf for eating a loaf of bread a day. brain has turned into fish food
>>202850544nah just buying and flipping places, dont have a crazy portfolio or anything
>>202850566why would you then pay for a place in full instead of taking a loan and continuing to buy and flip places thoughever
Cleaner than you vermin
might rewatch an episode of the 'pranos that I've seen 800 times x
>>202850596I-raq more like you-reek heheheheh
>>202850591interest rates are crazy, residential interest is cheaper than investment
>>202850549Shitting is by far the most dehumanising thing we do. A bidet helps with thathttps://youtu.be/unWRqKZP0KM?si=XWh2veik_vK0UAet
>>202850615man that shit is way over-ricedall you need is a simple on-off valve
we gon roll that motha fuckin boat,gently down the stream,we say, ay, merrily merrily, ay,merrily merrily nigga, ay,life ain't nuthin but a whut?a motha fuckin dream
>>202850615Zesty! Getting a pipe to shoot water up your arse, where does it end?
was watching quest for fire (1981) the other day and it just depressed me all the shit our ancestors had to put up with
>>202850495ftm. making a meat sausage from thigh meat/skin
>>202850659what compels you to save and post disgusting images
>>202850664>>202850680
>>202850664Aren’t you Russian?
Gonna flirt with a girl from work today and if I'm lucky, bed her. Just need an excuse to tell my wife why I wasn't home that day.
>>202850695yes I love russian culture
Love the commercial for The Shining with the alternate "here's Johnny!" face that wasn't used in the final version of the film.https://youtu.be/esaGu1w1K1g6AQGwPBx957Fb4Nv&t=27
>>202850680(you)s mainly, though i like to remind people of what they're trying to push onto children these days
75th anniversary of China tomorrow
>>202850657did you watch it cos i said about how it's my favourite film
@202850727I think everyone on /brit/ is beyond aware that trans people exist mate
>>202850738yeah
>>202850440I drink a couple cokes a day. but i brush my teeth right after drinking them so it's not an issue. it was in the past when i'd only brush at night. It's all about maintaining the right balance of acidity
>>2028507150:11 also wasn't in the final cut
>>202850746nice :) well, i'm sorry it depressed you
>>202850400why's that
>>202850702You live alone mate, virgin too
>I drink a couple cokes a day
>>202850702she'll know
would do anything for my old dealer to have ket but he doesn't so i'm gonna have to do the ol dark netset it allll up just to buy some ketgonna take so much effort it would almost be silly not to continue buying drugs and get addicted again really
>>202850743everyone is aware of trannies, but are they aware that these surgeries are being eased onto vulnerable poofter kids, rarher than letting kids figure themselves out naturally theyre getting them onto puberty blockers early in the hopes that when theyre of age they will go straight to expensive and dangerous sex reassignment surgeries
>>202850737Our 2nd global industrial evolution. So many Chinese slaved away in miserable conditions for us to enjoy cheap toys
>>202850791obviously everyone here knows that where do you think you are?
>>202850770welsh is an actual language still used in some communities as a first language. gaelic is a novelty language, a party trick
>>202850776Boring
IIIIIIII just wanna fly
that's all 3 seasons of clarkson's farm done in a weekend
>>202850797its nice to remind people of it. lest we forget
>>202850820
>The Jews killed Bashar al-Assad's brotheroh my DAYSSo that's Palestine, Lebanon, Iran, Yemen and now Syria that they've humiliatedArabs are PATHETIC
none of them received a hero's welcome
>Alcoholics. The unemployed. Angry loners.
Sheeit nigga we out here cuh
the Jews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing
Toil in 2 hoursCan’t sleep
https://youtu.be/zfXBNQMj2SEwhat is your opinion of alizeealso i just realized she was born 1984 only 6 years older than me, wtf I'm old
>>202850936Damn nigga u old as fuck!
the first ironman movie was pretty goodif only we could have known the horrors it would lead to
>>202850910The Jews built the West. Alexander Hamilton and Judah P Benjamin built America
>>202850950dont be racist against my age
>>202850936my mum was 5 when you were born
>>202850910amazing that this still captivates people, why havent scotland yard just pinned it on some random doctor and get it over with
>>I drink a couple cokes a day
>>202849828Hate this fucking thing
>>202850898No disrespect but that looks like a hell hole
>>202850898no way you actually live in a place like this i would kill myself
Who actually goes to music festivals, they seem awful
>>202851073Is this cuckold joke?
>>202851003in probably the entire time you've been alive I've been doing nothing in my life
This is the most rock & roll shit I've seen in a long time. Reminds me of Keith Richards pointing down the Hells Angels at Altamont. Keith used to have a knife that he carried "to get his point across" - he deployed it on Billy Preston, Brian Jones, Mick Jagger, some poor bastard in the South of France, and, by proxy, Donald Trump. Now Chappell's walking around with a fucking sword telling the paps "You shut the fuck up!" Never change, bitch.
>>202851088should probably do something then m8
>>202851114maybe tomorrow
>>202850664All Russians are mongs
Nearly October, basically Christmas, basically 2025. Another year over
>>202851121sounds like a plan
21 hours, 33 minutes and 36 seconds until Jimmy Carr becomes 100 years old.
>>202851065>>202851063Neither of you said why
one day in the year 2100-3000 a single human is going to read this thread, and through their super duper high tech AI they might even be able to tell exactly who you are just from your post.what do you have to same to them?
>>202851213I have nothing to same to them
You’re all great people and I’m glad I post here. I hope you ALL have a FANTASTIC day!!
>>202851235Wet and miserable outMiserable to match my mood
accidentally sprayed isopropyl into my eyes again
>>202851246The fire still burns inside of you
>>202851235Love from Africa. Good night
>>202851342lookin hench m8
thinking about kids
Thinking about London this morning
doing an evil poo
have to go to norris green today NOT looking forward to it
Feel nothing but woe atmI DONT WANT IT TO BE 2025
the alleged pandemic
>>202851073Music festivals are for socially confident, good looking people who enjoy consuming large quantities of psychedelics and other mind alternants.
>>202851422the snaking path of the river represents the spankey in the trousers of every cronem mandem in the city
>>202851458Go round telling people you’re crocky crew or just grow up because it’s not 2005
>>202851458Why do you have to go there?
>>202851558its still not a safe place>>202851561plasterer
You WILL respect me. I work out. I lift. I'm an ALPHA MALE
the 3-4 days or so feel like they've been a month
>>202850794Didn't happen
Holy SOVL
morning lads. slept well i hope.
poo wanking
>>202851687cronems wander that street and take white girls up to the flats above
got drunk again wont be able to go to college
>>202851342Oh.....its you
jeff keeps himself quiet but he's probably one of the more mentally unwell people here.
change the name of greggs yum yums to cronem batons
>>202851785schizo leftypol inventing a new characterseek help
Hitting snooze is an act of defiance and a matter of principle
bought a bottle of coke off an indian and it smelled like curryfucking hate them
>>202851820only hurting yourself
>>202851785Yeah so what
>>202851806You're such a painfully obvious newfag. Fuck off back to whichever discord you came from cheers.
>>202851826I fuck irish bitches and their pubes are ginger fucking hate them
>>202851836my brother went to an ethiopian restaurant and the plates were made of bread and you could have as many pickled eggs as you likedplus there was no cutlery
>>202851785i'm jealous of his life tbf, even if he's a degenerate he doesn't seem to have a care in the world
>>202851856okay paki incel virgin lmao
>>202851876Don’t cry bro
>>202851893post hand
>>202851836theres just something really off about you that i actively dislike. >>202851871he's the dosser son of a millionaire. feel sorry his dad quite frankly. imagine being a strong and successful business man. dedicate your life to building a business empire and want something to leave behind but your successor is fucking jeff. he must be very upset.
>>202851856jeet shagging anything but his hand lmao right
>>202851856ginger pubes are cute
>>202851857Are you in Dublin? No direct flights from here - that typically means no good restaurants. We have peng Brazilian barbecue here. Direct flight from Sao Paolo.
imagine uploading you mind to gta 4s liberty city and living there for all eternity corrrspaff
>>202851914Post tiny white dick
>>202851915i'm sure jeff will be able to fill those big shoes when the times comes
>>202851948he'll probably just sell it. i get the impression he doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself
>how can you define english when english language is germanic and st george was a roman hurr durr (bonus points saying he was a turk 700 years before there were any turks in anatolia)I feel like this is the most brainlet, smug redditor take imaginable. It rests solely on memorising le heckin epic facts that own racists.English common identity dates back at least as far as Alfred the Great and you can literally see the echoes of the Engish people people from that time period if you go for a walk anywhere with surviving open field systems.
toils not till 2pm and ive already been awake for an hour. maybe i should have a wank and try and sleep another hour or two
>>202851932when i was a kid i was so obsessed with that simulation I used to imagine streets and cars around me as they would look in gta . in my case it was just yearning for freedom that childhood can't have but if i was more mentally ill and froma broken home it could easily have manifested in attacking people just like in the game
>>202851915Jeff!? as in - JEFF!?
Gta is shite for fatherless wigger cretins
Got a 28-minute timer on my phoneBecause whenever something is 30 minutes away, it's really 28 minutes
Let's start things off on a happy noteGood morning
>>202852040San Andreas was fun because it's just a ridiculous sandboxI didn't play 4 much but I feel like 5 tries too hard
>>202851992From the James O'Brien school of thought
MY NAME JEFF!!
>>202852057Is it bad I actually like James and agree with most of what he says
>>202852052morning lad, been awake since 5:20
>>202851968You're talking about my brother. He lives on the Gulf Coast of Florida and is estranged on his own volition. I'm an asshole but without me my father wouldn't have contact with his biological kids let alone anyone to pass anything on to
going to have penis in vagina sex with a blonde girl
Need a haircut, where's the Ye Olde Turkish Barber Shoppe when you need one?
quizzical that everyone is quick to tell you how good a trade job is like a plumber or electrician but no one seems to want to take the jobs themselves
lads how over is it if the gf brings up a fantasy of a mmf threesome
>>202852161doesn’t have quite the razzmatazz to it anymore, sadlyit’s about techies now developing the latest cope-machine
>>202852186that is NOT good. she's thinking about other men mate
Fella loves attention
this is my life today
>>202852188ah yes the razzmatazz of unclogging toilets
>>202852197depression well and truly is "you ever had self doubt/felt self conscious/defeated" utterly meaningless term nowerdays
do you have a source for that?
>>202852211don’t misconstrue me you mong, you know what i meant
>>202852197always hated that little cunt, would love to bully him
just noticed was missing 5 days of annual leave at toil on the system and told line manager about it for him to stare at my screen for 2 minutes only to then say "are you sure you didnt sell the days?" and then wander off and say he'll look into it later when I told him noactually hate the cunt
>>202852186man thats like the hottest thing ever, marry that woman
>>202851422Heh I can see where I was born and every house I've lived in since, hate this place.
>>202852235dont know what that word means mate only know how to shove my arm down toilets but I'll just assume you're being cheeky so fuck you
men are disgusting
>>202852197depressed people dont become racing champions.
wtf is this shit
this man is at fault for everything bad in the world
>>202851422very sad what happened to that place. rip.
Morning everyone
>>202852385goon morning
>>202852055v you can drive about with cara on the radio wanking imagining her getting blacked raw by franklin’s street meat
>>202852197babylon gots to his head…
>>202852434cute babieswish i had onefeeling like a 40 year old woman with 1 egg left right now
>>202852434GRIM
diversity is good since it means we get a wider range of genes contributing to the national football team
>relinquishing the burden of contrasting social stigmas>the arousing backdrop of race mixing>dominant black male aura that pervades rap culture in their minds letting go full sub as nature intended>big dickits the perfect storm for letting, dropping the ovaries to lobby floor and going full slutmode
>>202852434It’s crazy how leftypol thinks the black one is just as Irish as the white one.
>>202852494wider range of semen contributing to your mums vagina too
this website has unironically given me a complex about having celtic blood
Shan't be eating any sweeties today.
off to a good start this morning
Any of you lads watch Brum back in the day
>>202852258some people i work with sometimes have missing annual leave hours, thats why i use most of it every year and not hoard them like some cunts do
>>202852511imagine saying this about a child. this is why people dont like you rore
>>202852555guy that controlled it turned out to be a nonce
do foreigners sometimes wait at the wrong side of the street in Britain for the bus
>>202852052hey lad how’s it going
only have about 40 hours of leave left. but, taking quite a bit over chrimbo plus im off skiing straight after new years. will be a bit grim after that until april though
any god but also his son jesus loving man in?
i get 6 weeks off a year and 6 days public holiday
>>202852577Oh yeah I forgot that children are a different race that never ages. Apologies.
>>202852609Is that 40 in addition to the christmas and ski leave
>>202852611more of a jupiter but also his son vulcan loving man me
I get 52 weeks off every year.
got 3 weeks annual leave plus normal christmas holidays off it fucking lush basically done for the year now
>>202852627yeh
>>202852609Where are you skiing? Are you any good?
>>202852543why what happened?
>more of a jupiter but also his son vulcan loving man me
>>202852658franceno
Something of a Prometheus enjoyer myself.
going down to london end of november if anyone wants too meet up
>>202852678Yeah, but you'll have to come round mine. I'm on tag.
>>202852617thats p good. i only get 4 weeks, 5 sick days, i usually work most public holidays aside from xmas/nye
>>202852708>>202852708>>202852708
>>202852591Do foreigners sometimes make good posts?
>>202852675Has brexit affected holidays at all? Seems like it's just students and retirees who are fucked
>>202852591no the buses are very easy to navigate
>>202852611yes babe