Baddiedem edish
>>202854698She is Africa's prize
Am I the only yank in atm? Center, color, an herb, feet, yards, inches, 90 degree weather.
>>202854698nubian candy
>BREAKING: Iran says Israel's 'criminal acts' will not go unansweredthese niggas have said that 20 times in the past few days lmao
had a chucle at "spaki"
How the fuck do people wake up before 10? It's not human
the scrandemic
in the backyard stark naked launching a barrage of poo missiles out me arse over the neighbours fence
Rip lil bro
genghis khan sex arse
>Eastenders>Emmerdale>Coronation Street>Hollyoaks>Home and Awayalri ladswhich one does your mong mum watch
>>202854748vax status?
>>202854735early morning time (which im enjoying right now before toil) is just as nice if not nicer than late PM time that's what motivates me to get up earlier
>>202854727didn't care last thread either rasheed
>Fulfilment Associate>Telesales>Trainee IT Support Administrator>Recruitment Consultant>Delivery Driver - Own vehicle>Administrator>Graduate Sales Executive>Sales Consultant>Customer Service Representative>HR Advisor>Paid emails - work from home>Delivery Driver - van and insurance provided>Warehouse Operative>Warehouse Associate>Delivery Driver - Supermarket>Self-Employed Courier>Retail Associate>Sales Coordinator>Trainee Project Administrator>Insurance Claims Handler>Credit Controller>Business Development Associate
>>202854748>13Yeah fucking right m8
I’m the only yank in. How many miles to the bar dude? My favorite beer is Bud Light.
>>202854747may as well send them a bill for free fertilizer while you're at it
>>202854777timmynese
>>202854187my ringpiece will be glowing red hot if I had that, don't like spicy food me
bit fucking freezing cold lads im fucking freezing shivering feel like shit
>>202854757Corrie and my mums not a mong
I’ve had worse beers than bud light only had it abroad through, not a thing here
>>202854796ethiopian food is spiced but not spicy.
Thought this didn’t happen here. Guess I can’t mock yanks anymore
only people who unironically drink bud light are teenagers and full blown alchies who consume it warm
>>202854746is that Jeff? lmao
>>202854757i dont think my mam watches any but my nan watched corrie before she died
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2024/09/29/for-palestine-for-freedom
>>202854847FONC
>>202854847nearly positive that's amer
>>202854727I hear they're trying to fix up Hezbollah's command structure. More concerned with that over retaliation
going to head down to the local woods with my swiss army knife
>>202854746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlE5jloXnhE
>>202854876what then?
>>202854876oh my days
>>202854777grim. if those are your options you may as well just go into the trades tbph. iq requirements not hugely different, just need more tolerance of physical discomfort
>>202854777>the linkedin profile of every spastic I went to school with>ah yes let's see here>The average salary for a Dairy Manager is £26158 per year in United Kingdom.
>>202854770Remember when there general was murdered and everyone thought it would be ww3 and iran did nothing (again)
>>202854908howling
>>202854850aye my grandmother did toonot sure how they keep going given their main viewership are deaddo young people really watch emmerdale and corrie?
>>202854876Calling the polis
>>202854889just see what I can do with it really
>>202854910its alri for you living at your parents, soaking up their heating. im fucking freezing.
ah that's the discussions of the christmas night out started at toil, cannot wait to say no yet again as I cannot imagine anything worse than spending even more time associated with your work outside of your working hours
on the lego porn
>>202854926old women got replaced by single mums
>>202854777delivery driver with the van provided sounds like the best option
>>202854876
It's so embarrassing how so many Scots make being Scottish their whole personality. It makes my toes curl how cringe inducing it is to see them typing in their accent. Imagine English regions did that? Weirdos trying to rewrite words to sound like they're said in a London, Manc, scouse accent etc
turt
how much do you lads reckon should be the minimum amount of money getting saved away every month? I'm only putting about £150-£200 a month away and worry its just peanuts im stacking up here
>>202854957Oh shut up you miserable cunt
>>202854990Zesty
anglo saxon
>>202854985I do type in my accent I just run it through google translate so you can understand me
>>202854777>>Delivery Driver - SupermarketThis is me. Cant wait to get to toil, get my van loaded up, blast the heating and the radio and drive round. Hope I get the countryside run instead of around town. Love a nice long drive in the countryside.
best cost effective way for heating is to turn it off at night, or low enough so that everything doesnt freeze, then sleep in the cold under a bunch of blankets and crank it up an hour or so after you wake upsave money and you really bask in the warmth to appreciate it
I can't tell if I should kill myself due to this experience or not, thankfully my mental illness keeps me from thinking about it.I was in Berlin and decided to go to a bdsm type of event and it had an upstairs "play area" where people could go to if they couple up (basically to stop single men going up to perv). I met some Italian women and she brought me up to the play area to have sex and I got on top but I couldn't get fully hard so she got annoyed and got on top but she clearly expected me to be more experienced. At this point some Black German guy came up and said something to her in German and she responded and he got behind her fucking her in the ass while she was on top of me but I kept slipping out she got got up and turned around and basically used me as a pillow while he fucked her ontop of me. Worst part is im pretty sure he wiped his dick on my leg after he came
>>202855010About 30% of your income, if possible
>>202855015Could tell he was a wrong un. The mum should have kicked his face in
anglo norman
>>202855041haha nice one spaedo
>>20285501030%
>>202855010no point. the government will steal it in the future no doubt. just enjoy it now lad
>>202854985"scouse not english" is more cringe
>>202855041I genuinely believed Japanese honour deaths were a stupid concept until I read this
>>202855041Bizarre fantasy
>>202855049>>202855068oh dear I'm not doing very well then
need to avoid pooing my pants
Didn’t read a word of that.
>>202855041Beyond grim
got a shitey bum
>>202855067best part is he sat in his fetid incel bedroom workshopping that for hours LOL!
>>202854976just the 900 drops per day ladcushty
>>202855041Should've forced your cock up her pussy
>>202855056bet that hurts quite a lot
How did you feel when you first became self-aware of your whiteness?Did you feel white guilt growing up because there are races below you?
>>202855039I've thought about doing this but I've only had my driver's licence for 4 months so not allowed. Most of them required 2+ years driving to get insured.Probably just as well as I'm an awful driver.
>>202855041Saw a vid like this on twitter but the black man was a dog and the guy below shagged her pussy
had a bizarre dream that a junkie broke into my childhood home and started singing titanic songs and when I eventually managed to get dressed to confront him he stole the front down keys and did a runner. Managed to catch him and when I started to thrash him ketchup started pouring out of him as he laughed at me
only save about 10% of my income
Da poo poo poo, da pee pee peeIs all I want to say to you
>>202855041 fucking a woman in the arse with no prep? and a mandingo to boot? something doesn't add up here
>>202855177Looks like rupert everet
>>202855186only need to take PrEP if you're having sex with men
>>202855181is that because you keep spaffing it on designer cowboy clobber
>>202855201no got a mortgage to pay
How's Rosie doing on Taskmaster? Is it as unbearable as it sounds?
Penny Wong.>a mixed Hapa woman>lesbian in a relationship with a white woman>had two kids out of wedlock with her wife (they only married this year)>fiercly pro-IsraelChuds and leftists both hate her for very different reasons.do you lads have any leaders like this in your country?
>>202855211oh right yeah is there much point in saving when youve got a mortgage
>>202855228>>>/pol/
>>202854935Move in with your parents then
>>202855228Yes we've already told you: Farage
can't imagine anything more grim than paying a mortgage. "oh Jeremy my roof is damaged and it'll cost 10s of thousands to repair oh woe is me". if I have a similar problem? I just phone up landlordberg and he's legally obliged to fix it lmao
Israel and Palestine... whatever happened there
income after tax: £1850 a monthbills: £1000 a monthsavings: £400 a monthgeneral spending: £450 a monthcould be worse but it is what it is
>>202855228No one cares about the affairs of Australia
>>202855228corrr
>>202855041You should kill yourself for writing this utter drivel.
>>202855243you'll own nothing and be happy tier post
landlordberg coming round for his weekly inspection this afternoon and the place is a fucking tip, lads.
Have sex incel
>>202855234why?
Feel like Israel killing Assad’s brother would be bigger news.
>income after tax: £1850 a month I get taxed that amount
>>202855228why do chuds hate her?>>202855262‘ot true.
>>202855295thank you for your service
>>202855270on the 3 month inspections and have a sense of dread every day that I'll get a letter through the door and I'll have to rush to tidy up this grim little cave
>>202855277dunno im askingalways more mortgage to pay off
the smiths
>>202854727>>202854770>>202855299
Just failed my fourth driving test feel like crying
WHEN IM POSTINGWELL YOU KNOW IM GONNA BE IM GONNA BE THE MAN WHOS POSTING ABOUT POO
the morrisseys
>>202855349how on earth have you managed to fail it four times?
>>202855311>>202855270Why did you consent to inspections
>>202855349sacked tranny
>>202855351And I would wank 500 miles and I would wank 500 more
cum trees in full bloom now ladsspring has sprung
>>202855349how? its incredibly easy. its just driving a fucking car mate lmao. passed first time me.people like you should be permanently banned from driving quite frankly. clearly a danger to other people if you ever receive your licence.
>>202855382yes lad because that was how it worked
mozza the tanked mancurian and friends
>>202855234>>202855277got inspired and put $3000 into my savings cheers lads
>>202855408No need to poke fun at me is there>receiveIt's recieve, mong
>>202855382because they'll put the rent up if you don't you fucking idiot
mental how guys give better head and handies than girls
passed my driver's test with ease but i managed to not pass the computer test by like one question a couple times
>>202855416cats were worshipped as gods in ancient egypt
>>202855424Back to britfeel you vile groomer, tilde
>>202854916do you mean last week or when it happened under trump
right, if you can't all behave the whole thread will be getting lunchtime detention. final warning. and that means you too canada.
And so I drank oneIt became fourAnd when I fell on the floorI drank more
>>202855434probably true but women have such pretty hands
>detentionFOWY
>>202855410>>202855429Been renting years, never signed up to any sort of inspections>they'll put the rent upThey'll do that anyway
>>202855301She’s an half-Asian woman who holds one of the highest offices in Australia and despite being a woman impregnated her wife several times. A lot of chuds don’t even recognise her as Australian so with everything that she is, I can’t imagine what level of a humiliation ritual it is seeing her almost every day. Probably only second to Rishi and that half-Indian Irish PM.
People who live a life without having landlordberg in constant fear are an embarrassment.My landlord knows if he ever steps out of line I'm not paying rent for that month and if he ever tries to evict me I'm reporting a leak every week until he forgets to respond then I'm loosening a pipe and flooding his house
why does ed dutton want keir starmers penis in him so bad?
>>202855378First, the lights went orange and I slammed my brakes on when I should’ve committedSecond, didn’t use my mirrors when overtakingThird, mounted the curb when parallel parkingFourth, same as first
>>202855470good for you lad but that's how its always been for me
>despite being a woman impregnated her wife several times
>>202855445were theywonder how they got on with jackals
>>202855483and you're still making these mistakes on your FOURTH go?
>>202855165The vans are easy to drive. Automatic. I've always had smaller manual cars so it feels good to be in a big van higher up and hasnt taken me long to get used to the size. Parking can be a cunt but in the evenings I just whack on the hazards outside houses and make cunts wait. When you get your 2 years I say go for it. Long term im already thinking about getting an HGV licence and upgrading to bigger vehicles.
ahcwr uiiii ddddd ieeee osrrr
>>202855505odd little webm that
>>202855502It’s like a 40 minute test I don’t do well under pressure, I always pass my mock tests with my instructor
>>202855493She had two kids with her wife.
>>202855532truly pathetic. how do you not hate yourself for being such an odious little runt. fuck you
>>202855541With whom's cawk?
>>202855238I can't unfortunately. Then again im 32 so it would be too much of a backwards step anyway. I'll just have to wear more clothes till I bite the bullet and put the heating on.
My postman is actually such a fucking chad he’s like 50 too. I bet he’s shagged so many mums
>>202855469wannabe yank is it? that is what they called it at my school though
>>202855378some people have very poor spatial reasoning
>>202855468true, girls have better looking feet by far too, nothing beats the feel of a pusy also
>>202855228Is she also a chinese spy?
>>202855261Thats good. Saving 5k a year is a damn good effort.
>>202855556I do hate myself I just cried outside the test centre
>>202855569they call it the naughty room in the uk you get spanked with a paddle in there as well
sometimes wish i had no mates or a gf. would save loads of money then.
>>202855451Under trump
>>202855349Don't worry about it. Practice makes perfect. It's probably just nerves and if you can deal with that you will be ok.
>>202855515Is there a lot of time spent in the warehouse prior to the shift, bantering with booming rough-and-ready normie types?Or can you just quickly load up and scurry out unnoticed?
>>202855590Is it though? In 10 years you’ll have saved 50k which will be worth like 25/30k today
>go to charity shop during the day to buy clothes>hear that the guy at the counter is very talkative >go to pay for my items and he seems friendly, asks me how my day is going>mumble that it's been good >then he asks me 'so are you working? do you have a job' out of nowhere>stutter y-yes>sit in car>get really fucking angry>feel humiliatedGoddamn fucking bastard, I could have had a day off you fucking cunt.
>>202855605wish I had mates or a gf. got tons of money but nothing to do with it so just fuck about at home all day
you know what they say: familiarity breeds my arse.
>>202855557IVF.
Can't find a driving instructor fucking anywhere
>>202855605more to life mate - pub for example>>202855631shout us a pint lad?
>>202855612should’ve laughed at the cunt for working in a charity shop
>>202855612why do you care so much
White women.Black men.
>>202855592tranny melty
>>202855662It was an elderly man and the charity was for a churchHe seemed to love talking to customers
ah yes wales
>>202855607Thanks :)
>>202855651Licence to print money innityou just sit there while some mong teenager trundles along quiet roads, makes the odd right or left turn, then burn another 20 minutes of the lesson sat in a car park while they try to get into bays2 hours 'work', £80 quid, cash only and declare half the hours you actually work to the tax man
Israeli Men.Palestinian women.
>>202855686parents fault. I read the article some mong mum shocked that her 11 year old couldn’t read
>>202855610look up the average savings in the UK£5000 is more than most people have to begin with
>>202855612just polite small talk lad, doesn't sound like he had any malice in it
>>202855010It will be taxed
>>202855609Depends on the shift. Mornings there is usually more pressure to get out and people are less chatty but sometimes it means waiting for the pickers to get on with it. Afternoons there is usually more banter because the morning lads are finishing up but its all friendly and mostly talking about the run they did and them giving advice on the run i'm assigned. You still need to get out on time so quickly loading up and getting out isnt seen as rude or anything. Getting back at night it just depends on who is about. If I get back early and there are people around its a laugh but get back late its deserted so just unload and go. I
>>202855606yea, then they had a funeral for him and dozens died in a stampede during the event
>>202855660more to life than mates and a gf? seems like they're the most important aspects, alongside family.
>>202855731yeah?
>>202855612>go to charity shop during the day to buy clothesnever done this before. What's it like? Cop anything nice?
>>202855610Yeah but you could invest it or whatever. Or spend up on a big holiday.
4chan is 21 years old tomorrow
>>202855745more to life than MONEY mate, it was a very pro mates and gf post
you lads ever wonder what it's like to drive a tractor?
>>202855686immigrants
>>202855755sick fuck
>>202855726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhp85-Ja3RoIt felt exactly like this>>202855749Copped two uniqlo shirts for $5 and uniqlo chinos for $10I don't know enough about clothes honestly
>>202855765I think everybody at some point in their life, has dreamed of becoming a farmer
>>202855755found tonight's spank material
>>202855686plot twist - the article is referring to Welsh
>>202855784I still miss fitz
zoomers need a little bit of elbow grease and a firm handshake
>>202855819monkey - white womendog - dog
CANT SMOKE ANYWHERE NOWADAYS
>>202855755she may have consented to appear in a porn film but that means nothing compared to an age gap
>>202855816don't worry mate I do toocan't believe it's been 11 years since he left us
come on here son roll them sleeves up i worked hard for my porsche gt you see in the car park maybe one day you can own your own company like me
he's got a pretty face but why does he look so sad
these kids today don't know the meaning of hard work
>>202855913Don't know
>>202855755nevermind i can't find shit
>>202855755This is far from the most immoral thing in pornography
farthole sputtering away
>>202855957american deer would just jump and get ran over
Fuck I just realised>Still GameI was always confused by the title, 'a still game' but I just realised, it means 'still game' as in 'he's still game'
"STOP WITH THE /BRIT/ THREADS!"
>>202855973for crying out loud these kids today with their morals. back in my day we just got on with it. these kids today need to learn to dance if they want a girlfriend
>>202855993obsessed
yanks are onto something with these
cleaning the cat's piss box
the purchase
>>202856002this was almost half a decade ago but most of those news look like they could have been made today
>>202856055you are such a numale
>>202856040i have one of those
>>202856055looks like it comes with a mobile app
getting really sick of public transport and walkingmight actually learn to drive if I get a job
>>202855872Mad that millenials have been able to vote for over 10years now and they still just vote for the same 2 parties and while everyones pronouns are respected whats really changed? Almost like generations dont have control ovee these things
>>202856080hs?
we're reaching levels of cuckold that shouldn't even be possible
you betrayed our race, grandad
>>202856103good ladbeing able to drive is an important part of adulthood - the ticket to one's freedom
the italian pornwife
why is this australian shilling right wing freaks monday morning in a thread about britain?where do these people even come from?
>>202855755imagine being paid to split 18 year japs in halfmaybe in another life
>>202856095Rich
>>202855755SHE WAS ONLY FULLY ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT UNDER THE ACCEPTED LEGAL FRAMEWORK FOR SEX AND PORNOGRAPHY, YOU SICK FUCK
>>202856154not really. got it from ikea
>>202856129>awww dood let me bring out the astroai instead of taking it to a garage
ITS HAPPENING
my life is shit and I hate it lads haha
a hu cid widi rideo ides der er r
>>202856149which australian what
>>202856165cheeky lil fella
>>202856131redditors aren't human
>>202856172you take your car to a garage every time it needs the tyres inflated? and you think that makes you more of a man? lmaooo
>>202854698God soogs is the best
>>202856131yea the EU totally doesnt have a wider vision of controlling the state for their personal benefitfucking redditors
>>202856040I have one and it's a bit shit
>>202856131I am still amazed they were like "fuck off then" even though we were the second biggest contributor. I think it suited Germany and France very well for us to leave
Had to gently explain to my Mrs that I did not spend £1500 on a carpet to fill the rest of the room with £15 Ikea tat
>>202856174Fish in a barrel
>>202856136please leave, you are not an ex-pat
>>202856177cheer up
>>202856103no bike?
>>202856224more of an Oak Furniture Land couple these days are you?
>>202856206you can literally fill your tyres up at most garages these days free of charge yes
>>202856250They charge 50p nowadays grandad
hate this ikea is cheap memewent there last year and still haven't financially recovered from the 400 quid I spent on useless shit
>>202856226bizarre little post
>>202856029Leftypol mate what the fuck are you going on about
>>202855755upon further research, this is a fake image
>>202856276*flings my change at you*
>>202856210please get the Houthis next
>>202856136please continue posting, that was a very good observationgood lad
>>202856250they all cost money in my area but you go ahead and do that. i'll do the same job in the comfort of my own driveway.
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>>202856297YEAH THE BOYS
** Trans Woman Experiences First Period (Heart Warming) **
I like IKEA. Enjoy driving there, taking a walk around the display area then picking up my flat pack items, a minature cactus and a bag of Daims then driving home and assembling my items
what if i poo myself when the landlords herewhats he going to think
bro actually pays people to fill up his tires with air
>>202856147
you don't pay to fill your tyres up with air at garages the shit is free and unattended you fucking idiots
>>202856335dont yanks pay people to fill up their cars at petrol stations
>Get my licence>Buy a car>My ticket to freedom>I can go anywhere now>Nowhere to go>Just drive to maccies and tesco to eat food alone in my carThe delicious taste of freedom
>>202856326last trip to ikea I made was because I was the only available person with a drivers license the tranners I know knewslept with one but not the one I wanted to sleep with
>>202856361freedom nonetheless
>>202856370not a lot of drivers in the trans community
>>202856361You should go see the Rudston monolith
>>202856276>It's realI'M PROUD TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN, 'CAUSE AT LEAST OUR AIR IS FREEEE
>>202856370rollercoaster of a post
>>202856361cars are not freedom they're a financial burden
>>202856354that's only in new jersey used to be oregon but they lifted it last year
>>202856361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMfvYxK9Zoo
have two cars me
>>202856361i do this :)
>>202856444and trips to bootthis man has everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPXqVzrwa30
no car but ive got a bed thats shaped like a car
>>202856477>>202856477>>202856477
>>202856221Fuck off and die
Leftypol waiting patiently for all his troon mates to move on from the shark toys in Ikea
>>202856420agree with this post the freedom to get financially ruined, pulled over by police for minor things, kill someone or yourself in an accidentyeah, nah. if we all lived in india with no traffic rules whatsoever and cars were all $500 i would agree with the notion of freedom
>>202856292Will do of spogs kisses me on the cheek
>>202856111>Mad that millenials have been able to vote for over 10years now and they still just vote for the same 2 partiesObviously not true, some voted for UKIP and Reform and others voted for Lib Dem, Green, SNP, etcBut our first past the post system encourages tactical voting so then you have people who might vote Green instead voting Labour because Labour is the best chance to oust the Tory from their areaIf you don't like the 2-party system then I guess we need proportional representation
