mossirrey
anyone notice how there seems to be a wave of acute hostility and negativity across the internet every three months or socurious
*plants flag*
shrek map sub edish
>>202889310hiro cares more about his youtube channel than 4chan as a whole.I think you are right. hiro is just going to sit on the site until pass revenue no longer covers the hosting fees then he'll shut it down.
Mad how their deaths have been memoryholed
>>202889356i don't speak jap but i've heard people say he literally admitted on stream multiple times he doesn't even know the admin password to the site he just leaves it all to the single dev
always wanted to try one of these big-ass oktoberfest beers
happy birthday 4chan
>>202889308I like the Smith
*ahem* Dr. Sheldon Cooper, for the win
holy fuck its october on the east coast!. holy heckerino bros!!!!
>>202889341Finance Shrek be like>GET OUT OF MY SWAP
>>202889370the whole situation depresses the hell out of me as someone who has dedicated many thousands of hours to this site I guess I can't blame him for not caring, should just blame myself for caring at all it's just a website
dunno what to make of this
>>202889413hideous
fuck 4chanfuck 4channersfuck gookmootfuck normal moot aka mootfuck (you)
>>202889407picrel literally me fr
>>202889407As someone with close to 1000 cumulative bans on this site I wouldn't have it any other way. I only wish that he would spite the mods as much as he spites his users
4chan posters always obsessed with crafting some romantic image of themselves
>>202889440do you keep track of the bans because it reminds you that someone cared enough to ban you
>>202889421it's like one of those kids books where the pages are sliced in three and you can mix and match different body parts
>>202889446and you're just the fabulous nonchalant badass sitting outside of it all without a care huh? too cool for school
>>202889446be honest you would feel a bit sad if 4chan was deleted tomorrow
>>202889446trueim based but these 4channers are gay as fuck like honestly not even joking they are just cringe and fat
>>202889470were deleted*hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>202889341Looks like Britain am I wrong?
>>202889510not even remotely
https://kids.kiddle.co/Christopher_Poolewhat do kids need to know about christopher poole?
>>202889510cant even tell if youre joking or notstop reinforcing negative stereotypes about yanks and geography
>>202889446man you should have been here in it's heyday, it was winrar epic narwhal bacon not like now with your soy jacks and such
>>202889532the narwhal bacons at midnight bro i epic soyjaked at that
bouncing a poo on my knee
you guys will never fucking guess what moot is up to nowadays lol
actin funnyi don't know whyscuze me, while i kiss this guy
interesting, did good smile want to buy 4chan in 2005? or was this some other company?
>>202889577I often contemplate what I would do if I was sat next to moot on a 10 hour flight. change seats? act normal? make him extremely uncomfortable? throw a hissy tard fit? all options seem compelling
>>202889527he banned me once for posting a photo of him fellating wt snacks penisor was it wt snacks fellating mootI don't remember
Just got back from my incelceilingcrawl
>>202889608you would try to say something funny but the words would get caught in your throat, then he would look at you like you're a weirdo and ask to change seats
Waiting for toil to begin. Old Russian name for October is лиcтoпaд. Meaning, roughly, "falling of the leaves".
Here's a third Christoper Poole who also ended up working in Japan for most of his career.Seems like all versions of moot feel Japanese >>202889628the bibo fandom is growing
cheers
fellating a poo
>202889633sad gimps sad little daily routine has begun
>>202889665yeah a couple of creamers
>>202889665doesn't seem healthy to me
>>202889446it's important to do it to some extent for the sake of a healthy egoit's just equally important to make sure your romantic image of yourself is an image of yourself and you're not forcing yourself into a box you don't fit
>>202889446not about crafting a romantic image of ourselves as much as it is having nostalgia for 4chan as a website I don't think anyone, no poster here, sees posting on 4chan as impressive or commendable or romantic or whatever. especially not now in 2024 when the site is dying
almost halloween
/cum/ is cringe because there are more of those schizo boring oldfags there/brit/ has a few but not as many.but /cum/ is like a weird discord server, not a normal thread
https://www.savills.co.uk/people/savills-cheltenham/christopher-poole.aspxmoot's new life
here's a christopher poole who works as a driver for a weed company I think
>>202889794/brit/ is the biggest outlier as a general.nobody even posts anime here
>>202889841I like the idea of more namefag users but I respectfully think you should choose another name
im a smelly gay cunt
>>202889868fuck off bibo you evil ghoul
I AM SPARTATCUSNO I AM SPARTACUS
guess I'll go to sleep seems like the UK is sleeping now goodnight britfriends
>>202889841i think some freaks see /brit/ as a sanctuary for them to shit upthats why you get so many spammers and shit here, its fun to just trash other people's stuff
FOY
>>202889899haha no, the biggest freaks in /brit/ are brits, most certainly
I think you lads owe someone an apology
>>202889909go to bed it's 6 AM
>>202889899the worst think that shitting up the place is about getting personal attentionthe best understand that shitting up the place is a group project and we're all collaborating
sniggering into my poo
>>202889914>the biggest freaks in /brit/ are brits, most certainlymad thatmadanyways, alot of foreigners i think are just annoyed by seeing /brit/ and have it filteredlike when was the last time you saw certain flags here other than after a major event to insult usmost flags are either english speaking, understandable, or someone on a VPN
i remember when i first came here /brit/ seemed like a scary ghost pirate shiphas my view changed, or have i just become part of the crew...
>>202889987thats really wholesomeim leaving for dry land now
don't think I've spent more than a few minutes looking at or thinking about /cum/ >>202889987heh
there was just something about her
/cum/ has a lot more serious discussions, i guess that's just because it's so much slower
might take my own life lads
>>202890043dont do it mate. dont do it no matter what
been up all night smoking weed and drinking vodka
Imagine Emma Watson evacuating her bowels on me.
>>202890043you won't do shit bitch
>>202890052shieeeet blyaaaat
>>202890056imagine nuzzling into and smelling the crotch area of her pants like a dog
>>202889308Don't you hate that feeling when people say nice things or compliment you but you feel it's unearned
>>202890052been dozing off but every time i have a drink i wake up a bit i don't wanna fall asleep it takes away from the buzz
>>202890067I have earned every compliment I've ever received so no
>>202890038>/cum/ has a lot more serious discussionsits all VERY boring and honestly, not very constructiveyou might aswell have some fun every now and then
*prooohes towards you*
can't believe 4chan is 21
ahh... goodnight lads
>>202890102I am as old as 4chan I remember discovering this site when I was 12. Thank you all for rotting my brain
>>202890089https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgESWOwJo08
what does FOY mean I imagine its some fascinating part of british culture
>>202890122FOB(rit not bibo)
bibo? more like BASEDbo
might move to New York City
POObo
it's a gay porn kind of morning
bibo bagins
baba buyi
ok now im outta weed and going to bed
>the trap is sprungyeah except no one cares about some bloke who hasn't been in power for the better part of a decade lads
the new flatmate
Grim
baba yaga just flew over my house
I would like there to be a combination of /bra/ and /brit/ the only two generals worth using
some things will never changeyou just stand there looking back ever conscious of the painit may seem rearrangedin the backwater swirling there is something that will never change
>>202890204SOVL
>>202890204How about we form a int meet up sucks that my face has been spammed by a schizo but yeah it would be fun
>>202890250wait... are you the dog fucking kike whore? which schizo is spamming your face lol
>>202890272Some anti American one lmao I posted my face on a incel discord server. Those were pics of me with the beanie and cap from when I was in Orlando
/int/ meet-up on north sentinel island, let's meet lord miles there
>>202890306hope he dies
the only weed i want is sea weed
>>202890313hope the footage stays intact though
>>202890294>>202890306interesting well I'm in fort myers FL for the next week then NYC after that I've met with many anons off 4chan, always a fairly pleasant time.
>>202889308Rescue the sausages.
people should start dressing up as sausages and going to starmer's rallies
battered halloumi and dried salted sea weedthats my idea of a nice and healthy fish and chips
i think now more than ever we have to all eat healthiereating healthier doesnt always mean eating less
remember boys nothing tastes as good as pretty feels lets keep it light with the calories today
no one is coming to save you
every american poster on /brit/ should use the name bibo I think it would be funny
no woman will ever love me as my breath stinks and i probably have a tonsil stone problem and dont brush my teeth enoughalso some other thingsbut i think it iwll come down to this hygeine probably when all is said and done
>>202890412>as my breath stinks and i probably have a tonsil stone problem and dont brush my teeth enoughif this is your only problem then you can easily fix this and find love
buzz off bibo you nasty fool
>>202890354this is wrong
>>202890433>>202890435BOBYNF
Kate Ferdinand and Rio Ferdinand attend the Burberry show during London Fashion Week (2024)
boby... nf
Having cows around on streets and in shops seems like it would be nice, could learn a thing or 2 from India
remember the circassians
*aim my penis at yor penis**start pissin*
and the volga germans
WAAAAHHHH WAHHHH BIBO WANT BOTTLE
>>202890528whoa, calm down bibo, here's your bottle jeez
heheheheheh
member boohbah?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhMnljOC10
I DON'T LIKE DUMB UGLY PEOPLE WHO SAY fertography
Happy 75th anniversary to the People's Republic of China!
>>202890412I got my tonsils blasted with a laser and it fixed my tonsil stone problem
>>202890412heatherpaedo exposed
>>202890691lmao you can just gargle and cough them out lmao lmao why would you order a laser treatment for something like that lmaoooo
Woke up with an overwhelming desire to eat my girlfriend's arse in the shower whilst she uses a vibrator. Never eaten an arse before
>>202890705it's not always easy to get them out, and I'd rather stop the issue at the root than constantly worry about them. I was habitually checking the back of my mouth whenever I could to see if there were any in there, sometimes I'd wake up in the night coughing them up. Horrible stuff. Now I never have to worry about them
I still own my ex's Kafka book she gave me she. I feel sad because I missed when she would read it to me while laid on her lap
>>202890711>Never eaten an arse beforeIt lovely
>>202890773yh?
>>202890721wrong and dumb
Good morning, let's discuss politics
>>202890851I accept your concession you arse-breathed cum bandit
>>202890862Morning bro, you pay 50 quid bro, yeah? You pay 50 quid bro
>>202890862I voted for Reform
>>202890890my breath is the breath of roses my cum is the seed of heavenly bodies
>>202890862Israel have bombed 13 residential areas in Lebanon. Why do Israel get away with this?
oh my fucking DAYS bludhttps://x.com/LibertyLockPod/status/1840494160039620970
>>202891045so they're praying to jesus christi thought catholics prayed to god himself
>>202890957Probably because Hezbollah have been bombing their northern areas for the past 40 years which lead to 60,000 displaced Israelis
Islam could learn a thing or two from Israel right gang?
This country is such a shit hole, hope it gets nuked
>>202891045This is how I picture all of the Christfags that seem to be spilling out of /pol/
>>202891147Drop em directly onto my nads
i hate christians so much
>>202890862In recent weeks I’ve been feeling a draw towards Anarchism. I just really, really hate the government, any government really. They’re all tyrannical in some way.
One trope I hate is about someone who does good deeds but is a asshole
>>202891083no, the lord's prayer is a prayer to god, as taught by jesusthey do refer to jesus as our lord and savior some times, don't think he's ever THE lord
i hate myself with a burning passionoops still got the name on hahah x
I’ve got me one of those cool receding hairlines everyone’s raving about
how should i punish myself for saying some stupid shit earlier (not in this thread) and bringing shame upon my people
been rudely awakened by my arse telling me its time to shit and bucketloads of diarrhea are now scooting out of my shit pipe and ove got a sweat on. what a start to the day
WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK RED SQUIRREL BROS
theres these silly hats again
>>202891574don't call it a come back
don’t call it a bum cack
>>202891574>>202891611grey squirrels lost to refball
>>202889308morrissey be rockin a bday hat
https://youtu.be/uBugXg8L92E
>>202891698ref is a grey cunt tho
don't call it a thumbtack
>be over 30>lie in bed 20 minutes too long>instant sore backwhy god why
don't call me a drumstick
Israel is literally just defending itself
>>202891574Grey squirrels are fat as fuck so they can't escape pine martin predation, until we get weasel-pilled they are here to stay
do not call me a gum smack
>>202891758its not an age thing. you're just a fat lazy cunt. stop blaming it on an arbitrary number
do not compare me to a crumb of spinach
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
don't you ever DARE call me a cumback
this is where mum and dad quack
greek colleague of mine blurted out “you know i’ve noticed why is always in commercials a black man and a white woman, or, a white man and a black woman??” didn’t really know what to respond with tbqh
>>202891758tight hip flexors look up knees over toes and get that sorted
me = smelly fingersscratching my nose with smelly fingerscan you accept that
please don't tie me to a train track
>>202891749>>202891761>>202891785>>202891821>>202891828spamming and flooding
>>202891847“Really makes you think”
>>202891847hamburgers?
>>202891847>So, there's this thing called the Kalergi Plan...
>>202891878better call in a laugh track
Be right back forum
>>202891878don't get so freaky deaky like that on us son
i'm scratching my bumcrack, been at it for years
>>202891847always have a repository of eye watering and sobering red pills to drop in situations just like these
>>202891889>>202891905>>202891917spamming and flooding
please provide me a wet snack
flooding your mum's flaps
wellwellwelllooks like SOMEBODY doesn't understand the rules which have been established and WILL BE ENFORCED
alri lads, tomorrow is here
>>202891989how is that possible?
>>202891857dont now how to do any of this
>>202891045I can't stand either of these two, they're both fucking freaks, and now they're just open schizos. Might as well be speaking in tongues
what's this? the king charles cavalier spaniel? of COURSE it is! i can tell...
>>202892080I had two of them. Lovely little things.
>>202892062they fried their brains with drugs
>>202892080please give it to me ohhhh please look at it look at the dog it's mine give it to me it's my dog give me that dog now it's my dog it's mine
>>202892002it's not unpossible
downloading hatsI'm sure you know how important that is
reckon i'm going to filter yanks soon. after 10 years in this thread
if ever there was a pic which sums up why i despise southerners
>>202892143secret knowledge must be divulged in its entiretyto ME
another filter threat has been made in /brit/. this is a serious escalation of hostilities.
a&w by lanaand american terrrorist by rxknephew being the 2 best songs of the decade so far is 100% correct and is perhaps the best 1/2 rating by any music publicatoin in historysimple as
I AM GONNA WALK TO THE CARVO AND GET A BUFFET BREKgonna be nicer to do now the weather is dogshit againcouldn't be arsed walking 15 mins there during the summer and then 15 backwould be all sweaty and knackered
>>202890449Franz couldn't make it, I see
>>202892198This is so valid and true
>>202889308I know this sounds stupid but I feel like most backpackers are rich kids. I understand because I seen people like them in Vegas and Chicago
very yankified to be obsessed with jews and jewish conspiracies, british jews aren't even particularly left-wing
>>202892205Hope it pisses down and your fat arse falls into the mud
>>202892175They're white?
>>202892227don't remember these smiths lyrics
the scrandemic
lemme hear you sayhotel, motel, holiday innwalnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
>>202892229*thinks about the Corbyn affair*Fair assessment I suppose
>>202892229Maybe YOU are the Jews, you personally. Just something to think about.
I reckon the most commonly posted word in /brit/ history is probably poo.
>>202892222blessed
silence nowall quiettime for bed
>>202892198have noticed lana is only rated in europe, yanks proper hate her for some reason
sleep in heavenly peace
Be thankful to God the UK doesn't have trustifarians
>>202892261
>>202892314There are literally tarqs out there that get a monthly cheque from Hoares Bank because their great great great granddaddy bet on the winning side in the Napoleonic wars
>>202892366trustifarians will pretend to be poor while going backpacking around Europe, Asia or do missionary work in Africa also they will live in shitty apts or vans
>>202892366>Win the war>Make a tidy sum of profitThe system works.
business idea: don't let people have a pet until they've had a child
on the loo writhing in agony
>>202889308racist piece of shit
>>202892465>Sorry Stacey, but because you haven't had your period yet we have to gas Nibbles
felling a poo
airlocking a poo
>>202892534Good
>sit on toilet>wee>poo>wee even more after poo is gonewhy?
>>202892565Poo was not the impostor...
might move to riften
>>202892552'
Corr, lovely bit of peace and quiet.
>>202892636*throws a lit firecracker through your window*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSKvfjCWDUY&t
>>202892602Autumn in Skyrim | Peaceful Music & Ambience from the Rift | Sleep, Study, Relax | 3 Hours
>>202892636*throws a christmas cracker through your window*
>>202892636lovely bit of crime and punishment
preferred oblivion's music personally
accidentally pinched my nippleOW OUCHIE OW OW
FUCK lads remember the Skyrim trailer, very peng.
>>202892657lol mad how they have sexualised basoolutely everything
>>202892389Don't see an issue with it, how else are you to experience all walks of life if you don't immerse yourself in how the other half live
looked at a subreddit that had 200k subscribers but has 1 post a day with like 5 comment eachhow does that work
>>202892592processor hit its limit
>2nd highest England scorer ever>endlessly mockedit's bloody wrongMessi's treated as a God in ArgentinaWhy must we be this way?
"Bid my blood to run"such a hard line
>>202892777its ok to mock the white working class britishimagine if this was saint rashford or something lol
4chan is 21 today :)
>>202892775the mods always powertrip autistically, they made more and more nonsensical unnecessary rules until hardly any submission gets through
>>202892811Jimmy Carter's 100I think THAT is more worthy of celebration, no?
>>202892777he makes a mockery of himself. no excuse for still being a working class pleb when that kind of money gives you an out
>>202892811>been using 4chan for 18 years
less than 7 hours sleep again. im just not getting enough sleep.
>>202892854*fewer
Day 3 of the Conservative Party Conference, me and Diego are having a lovely time.
>>202892830Man is not having a good timeI think he would welcome death now
>>202892854Have you tried sleeping more?
>>202892854Make yourself forever sleep
>>202892853In your 30s and still an incel frogposter Hang yourself cunt no-one needs you
>>202892862Diego and I
scooby doo can doo-doo, but jimmy carter is smarter
>>202892777Rooney is the wrong class. That's all it is in England. It was exactly the same with Gascoigne. PPE journos can't buy love from the people and it makes them livid.
>>202892889Bit mean.
>>202892889don't understand why you would say something like that
Jimmy carter is smarter but Kier Starmer is a bum farter
>>202892234i hope it rains too :) i have a lovely jacket with a hood so it would not bother me!furthermore - no mud on this route. oh no no, there's nothing but clear concrete from here.
>>202892893You're here as well are you pal, come meet us outside of Robert Jenrick's booth.
Still remember posting when Tower 2 fell
>>202892889there's literally no difference between 20's and 30'sif you're 25 or whatever and you're doing things that you'd judge a 30 year old for doing, you'll still be doing those things when you're our age
>>2028929274chan launched in 2003 you deceitful bastard
catberg worked out how to open the door if i don’t latch it fully
>>202892889Suspect my wife and daughter would be sadPic related, it's us
>>202892868yeah but when i wake up im awake. i didnt have an alarm set yesterday or today and after waking i had to use the loo and there is no prospect of getting back to sleep. usually its always been the other way round, struggle to get off but once im out im out for 8-9 hours. this is not good for my health.
>>202892896growing up less well off is no excuse for acting like scum tho. working class people dont want to be working class. so this 'its their culture' shit doesnt work
>>202892920Hope you slip on hard concrete and get a subdural haematoma
>>202892777We naturally hate anyone successful (sans people who are 'successful' for getting their whebs out on telly)
>>202892939he said posting, not posting on 4chanand he didn't say which Tower 2and he didn't say you're straight (you are gay)
>>202892939could have been on another website you small-minded TWAT
>>202892943Love how much this made the lefty wogs seethe
Hate my jobHate my coworkersHate my lazy managerHate my commute
>>202889308love this little niggi like you wouldn't believe https://youtu.be/SjYWJBbfElM?si=gZ4YFnegMZwzSaor
wogs = wives or girlfriends
>>202892955>working class people dont want to be working classsimply untrue
>>202892965https://youtube.com/watch?v=kJGfbHh4pfg
the threads on /b/ during the battle of badghad were insane
>>202892999alri grandad
>>202892943they made a LOT of rule34 of these characters
WOG = Woman Occupied Government
>>202892999i bet they were shit actually. not like today where every fucker has an iphone and can livestream on X.
How did that other tower that didn't get hit by a plane randomly collapse then?
>>202893020>>202893020>>202893020
>>202892995klarna and shein and audi on finance beg to differ
>>202892977Just didn't happen, did it. You sad, sad fuck.
>>202892984You might enjoy thishttps://youtu.be/QoPBhe64qtE?si=MGIuWyZm4VEvqVyj
