birthday horse edition>>202888770previous
I am pure russian
>>202891824fantastic
>>202891812refuse to believe that isn't just a very masculine woman
>>202891838i mean you can't even be mad he got it fair and square
>>202891812my kenshi character if he real
>>202891803Did MapChad ever finish Canada and Mexico?
Should I watch Frieren??
HERE I AMHOT DAMNA TWO STEPPIN DADDY IN A TWO TONE CADDY GAWTDAMN
*grooves embarrassingly*
>>202891859kek
I believe half the reason for the pathologization of odd behavior is so mothers can pretend it's illegal to make fun of their faggot retard kids. But, while it can go too far, it's important to be made fun of when you're still young
https://www.youtube.com/live/shnlRaGwKOc?si=ntIPk715wthp_cd_Moo Deng is front and center!
>>202892088fuck moo deng WITH A RAKE
>>202892088look at her go she's cute and she knows it
5AM GAMING
hmm
>>202892083There's more to that then you realize. Psychological issues come in waves. It starts with basically none, and grows and grows, until people think it's bullshit. Then it dwindles until it goes back to the only the people with actual disorders again.It's easier to understand that this happens, when you find out that normal girls are developing the "tics" of Tourette Syndrome, by watching hours and hours of girls with Tourette Syndrome on social media.You can also point to things like eating disorders like anorexia and bulimia having a nurture element to them, and not just purely genetic. Or you can point to the absurd spike in Zoomers saying that they're in the alphabet club, when it's double the Millennial amount(which is already insanely high as it doubled the Gen-X amount).There's the joke about how people shouldn't go on those sites like WebMD, because you'll go onto the site with the symptom of having a headache, then leave thinking you have cancer and some mental disorder.
>>202892312What's 2 down and14 across?
When is it finna stop raining?
>>202892385it was neggawhoever that is
>>202892415how long has it been
i want to smooch you
i'm not gay
i like your bootybut i'm not gay
There was a seed in my poo tonight :D
i'm cute
i'm also cute
>>202893033>>202893043You two should date and let me watch
>>202893056this diva
And here I thought it was guaranteed he would die one day before turning 100 and yet here we are. Like when Macron promised the world Liz wouldn’t break the record for longest-living monarch.
good night
>>202893056ok but you have to hold hands with us when we're in public
>>202892209HEY!stop playing video games. i've had enough of your stupid video games. aren't you both a little old to be playing video games?
Can I pee on your face?
>>202893583go ahead
no
>>202893583Hey that's my line
i wish to have a job but there's no jobs for people with 0 experience
Need to drink a southern girls homemade family recipe sweet tea on a sweltering summer day, and I need her to call me sweetheart. I will not compromise or budge from my demands.
>>202891803IMPORTANT POST
https://vocaroo.com/1cfPAok33zllDoes this voice sound realistic?Is the accent/intonation accurate?I am narrating news articles using AI and then I would import it into LingQ (a language learning app) to both listen and learn new vocab... Is the voice OK?
>>202895228This is what I am talking about
Just yanked my crank to some Japanese lesbians pissing on each other with some puke thrown in there for good measure. How's your night going?
>>202895775You should crank it to me
hello
>>202897546hello i am in need of immediate access to white pussy please supply thank you sir for doing the needful
im back
AmericansCanadiansPleaseCome to this thread>>202898705 >>202898705 >>202898705
it's over buds
Whoop dee doo... another day beginsLet's see if I make it through this one
>>202891876idk where to find good maps for them
When did you lose your virginity?
>>202899597im a khhv
>>202899597Nine years ago when I was 21 to my then girlfriend, the only girl I've ever had sex with.
tampon tim bouta get ravaged
>>202899725Both men noticeably unpleasant to look at, honkys are disgusting
>>202899725WHO YALL GOT???
IRAN
Now that the dust has settled, is /cum/ really so gay as last night made it seem?
right right right
>just me an FKUHH HELLO ANYONE HERE?
If I go to America next year, how can I find a white, BBW with big tits to marry, and bring back to Japan?
>>202900735im here
Corporate world is pure evil and passive aggressive. Pretty sure my new job is trying to force me out by just outright now training me. Theres a 5 week training process where you're given mercy to make mistakes. Its week 2 and i still have no access to critical systems so i cant actually do anything. Whenever i contact management they were not very supportive. Now they just outright ghosted me. Im getting paid to hang out playing video games for now, but i think their plan is after the 5 weeks they're gonna throw me to the deep end with 0 training then fire me for it.Not even sure wtf I did, probably just not a good "culture fit" or some shit so i got marked to be crushed. There's like 3 other people with me they're doing the same thing to.
>>202900932>nownot*
No wonder euros think that American bread is too sweet, I got some hamburger buns and they taste like cake.
business idea: cum filled buns
>>202900932so just enjoy the paid 5 weeks of goofing off while looking for another job
need to kms
>>202902415Why-a you kill yourself when you could EAT-A DI PIZZA?
>>202902415>sovless non-favstian americanshameful
needs subtitle for those accents https://youtu.be/pXOj4hD0kfE?si=_Zz5pQFwFxTK8xZU
good morning sirs
penis
FRUTAS DEL DIABLO!NUECES DE BELCEBU!SON LOS FRUTOS DE UN ARBOL MALIGNO QUE ENCARNA AL DEMONIO DE ESTE MAR DE AZURhttps://youtu.be/KkQwU2eShLE?si=Dm-_VVUu2xrr4FG8
>>202903178morning bud
>>202899725its going to be a normal boring political debate
>>202903035There are subtitles thoughbeit
Fun fact: out of the 3 countries, the mexicans in this thread will always havr a higher IQ on average. Why? Selection bias. We are the only ones that HAVE to speak at least two languages to be here.
>>202903376>Il ne sait pashonhon
>>202903457Quebec isn't Canada, you don't count
>>202903376>>202903496sexo con cum or cum con sex?
>>202903457Also, I said on average
>>202903496>les francophones ne sont présents qu'au Québec>ce qui impliqueThe other half of leafposters probably speak Punjabi
>>202903527Por qué no los dos?
oh shit its 4chan day
>>202903566You might speak french, you leafy bitch. But you sure as shit don't speak a lick of statistics.
am i banned
>>202903656Yes
>>202902388I guess that's my only real option? I am looking for other jobs but the market is shit right now so I'd prefer to not get fired in the next several weeks. Gonna start sending increasingly passive aggresive emails to at least cover my ass and show a paper trail that I attempted to resolve the issue and was ignored. Just sent the first one, ill do another tomorrow, and at the end of the week if they still aren't helping me, im gonna write one that highlights how they've failed to assist me, and cc their manager in. Wonder what I even did to get sectioned off like this. Maybe they have surveillance or something and heard one my conversations
>>202903641Average IQ in mexico is 87 btw, even as an ANGLOchad speaker yourself you are probably only 1 standard deviation above that about which would put you roughly around the AVERAGE American or Canadian IQ thoughbeit
Bongiorno or something
>>202903844Oh yeah?
The average mexicant is vastly dumber than the low iq goblins that somehow find this website
>>202904036Chicanos are probably dumber than bilingual Mexicans in Mexico albeit, I will agree with Pablo on that point
>>202904010In Mexico you are much more likely to be killed by the Mexican beside you than a shark or cow. This is why Mejico is a peak SOVL country
>>202904077The cool thing about being right is that you don't have to agree with me.CIEGO EN SU FANATISMO SORDO A CUALQUIER OPCIÓN VIVE CONDICIONADO COMO EL PERRO DE PAVLOVhttps://youtu.be/2qZ6kPlqEXY
>>202904221Why don't you get more of your countrymen in /mex/ to post here instead of arguing anyways? Do your duty for /cum/ Mexibro
>>202904417Because I feel like arguing
Israel, Iran, Lebanon, and Palestine.
>>202904417That general has pedophiles.We don't need more pedophiles
>>202904529/cum/ has less pedos than the average general tbqh, more schizos but less pedos I think. The huezilian general has actual pedos posting pedo shit
>>202903569cum con sex con penis
>>202904770No that's gay
>>202904860bussy con cum con sex con bussy?
>>202904770Counterpoint Cum con cum
>>202902915brazil is the best cunt on planet earf, thoughever.>big booba and bunda everywhere>0 male virgins past the age of 18>tropical paradise on earth>government gives every citizen a free air fryer>you can dance with dogs whenever you want toand they have the nerve to complain about anything
>>202905318how about sexo con sex?
>>202905347Yeah I don't believe hues who say they are incels. They are volcels at best.
Breakfast
>>202905402Every incel is a volcel. Every man can find some fat bitch to fuck if he really wanted to.
i dont like eating mush
shut up you're wrong about everything
>>202905468Cream of wheat is good stuffEasy, healthy, customizable
>>202905468*crooks my brow while stirring the grits*
/cum/ is just a USA thread that uses the surrounding countries to stay bumped
>>202905451>Every man can find some fat bitch to fuck if he really wanted toBut you have to admit fat bitches in the US or countries similarly Anglo-Western like Canada or the UK, are much more unrealistic in their expectations than in thirdie places
>>202905406**cums on it**
>>202905521at one point there were a lot more mexicans and leafs in here
>>202905451a fat bitch in the west has nearly unlimited options, they dont have to settle.
comfy season is here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-D83f33pAE
reminder that true love is real and that your oneitis is out there waiting for you.
>>202905663nonsensical post
>>202905663tell that to the 30+ year old virgins
>>202905663>oneitisincredibly gay term for it
is it too late to get a pilot's license at thirty-something? not looking to make a career out of it, i'd lose sleep if i knew i had other souls on-board. hm. i bet it's expensive to learn though, huh? i'm pretty poor.
>>202905518mmmmmGritsYum yum
>>202905357Could be
>>202905798do you mean like a commercial license? You could get a regular licence easily
Verily , I say unto you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you
6 days left before i vote yes for legalized marijuana in Florida
>>202906075The geriatrics are going to be working against you
>>202906075if you post this again im voting no
>>202905885well i'm out of my mind entirely, because i also just realized life isn't a video game, and they aren't going to GIVE me a plane for finishing the tutorial. lessons, the craft itself... just too much money. one of the "oh no, a war!"-scares ago, where people were talking about the draft, i think i was one if the few who was like, "yeah! do it!" i'm positive i could pass the physical, even with my heart thingy. hell, i'd pay the guy to overlook it. i'm not a fatso, so i could look the part. "airman". that's what i want to be called.
Cofees good this morning. Whoever got to the break room 1st and made it went off
>>202906099boomers were the weed smoking generation though
>>202906030On hearing it, many of his disciples said, “This is a hard teaching. Who can accept it?
My birthday is in 12 days. Let's try not to masturbate until then.
>>202906212my birthday is in 30 days
>>202906230My birthday is in 18 days
>>202906212>>202906230>>202906253Are you boys excited :3
I wanna jerk off so bad rn
I'm so fucking tired of this state. Over a million acres burned this year
>>202906143unless you have $30k burning a hole in your pocket and several years to spare, i would advise against it.
>>202906300This is somehow racist and bigoted. Stop hate
>>202906300>Sodom and Gomorrah-esque punishment
>>202906347don't even have the k. ah well. probably for the best. it would scare my mother to death if she knew i was whizzing around out there.
>>202906293yes, my parents are buying me a big black dildo for my bday :-D
>>202906445mutts law
>>202906387Don't start you fucking weirdo
>>202906519>Defensive pillow biter
I don't even get how society is a thing, if we all agreed to just stop pretending and rape any slack-jawed effete cluster b moron trying to tell us what to do it would all just function perfectly.
>>202906199they are the only thing stopping weed stores in my city, they also speak out against guns and ammo stores.
Website works on mobile again
Another scorcher, boys
>>202906586flo rida? i love apple bottom jeans, boots with the furrrrrrrrrr.
>>202905798If you're genuinely interested you can fly ultralight gliders, and there are also just categories of planes that are so light that they don't need any long amount of training to fly. I don't know what the costs are other than that they are extremely reduced because there's less risk.
>>202906586ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>202906571Nun ti preoccupar, you ain't gettin either, neither jap nor blonde white
Never mind. Images aren't loading again
>>202906212Challenge accepted
>>202906642Rancho Cucamonga California
>>202906519>If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet. >Truly I tell you, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town.
Fucked up quicksave
Poop? It smells bad
sex work is unironically real work
>>202906894I disagree saar
>>202906586you are like a baby
>>202906771>words words words words words do what I sayGod is a 2' tall nigger with one eye and two brown teeth.
>>202906694Opinione su quest’video?https://files.catbox.moe/q3vcbx.mov
>>202906969I didn't know Asians could speak so well
>>202906969>movretard
>>202906965you need to be 18+ to post on this website
>>202906965>Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.
Speak American you faggots
>>202907123creampie con sex?
>>202907078iPhone master race Deal with it Androidlet
>>202907122:)
>iPhone>MasterraceYou'll cowards can't even play webbums
>>202907123dop dop dop
>>202907226ackshually, you can
>>202907102>>202907108How about you suck your dad's dick in hell, white nigger?
>>202907247>doesn't deny itmodssssss
>>202907226i don't go on this website at all on my phone, no need for it.
>>202907226We dont live in 2016 anymore sweaty :*It only took a decade but apple figured it out. Now if only 4chan would let us post webp files
>>202907277>If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.God fucking hates freaks that love him.
>>202907228 >>202907149I don't speak Chinese
My books will here in 4 to 8 hours!
>>202907247terrible thing to say. are you really comfortable having said that?
>>202907314Webp and it's consequences have been a disaster for the shitposter
is this gemmy or coaly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAejnTCX4OI
>>202907376I would be comfortable screaming it right in every American's face every morning until the tangle of our iniquities is undone.
>>202907247>But the things that come out of a person’s mouth come from the heart, and these defile them.
>>202907226;-)https://files.catbox.moe/av0g66.mp4;-)
ordered 300g grams of meat burek and additional 200g grams of ham&cheese burek(needless to say i got a cup of yogurt too because only a lunatic would have burek without yogurt). the take out app will bring me this to eat for free
>>202907413gem
>>202907443Do you think God plops souls down in the pain box to remain undefiled? He's here for a show, coward.
Why is coward used as an insult? Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead, and the brave are always the first to die. War spares not the brave, but the cowardly. What, then, is exactly is the upside to being brave?Society no longer values manliness and vigorous excellence. Manly virtues are shamed. We live in the age of the destruction of all things excellent
>>202907357sexo con cum con cum con sex concum con sex con sexo con cum
>>202907464>CatboxJust post the webbum itself, Helmut
>>202907521>For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who by their unrighteousness suppress the truth.
>>202907468>burekewwwwww
>>202907319>not reading the entire contextgrim
>you know where you're at, ese?
>>202907575I’d have to convert to webm first
>>202907624ywnbaw
>>202907744Then do so and be vindicated. Else post not, and remain shamed in the eyes of your betters.
>>202907731Cats are mean fuckers thats why their love is much more valuable than a dogs love
They sell burek at some stores near me but I have never eaten it
>>202907367What did you order, anon?
>>202907608>I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.>So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.>Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked:>I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see.
>>20290783690 percent of dogs could kill and cat they encounter
>>202907874KJV bible
>>202907909Kissless Jobless Virgin Bible?
>>202907805>>202907468hello
>>202907874
This is me and this guy>>202907367
>>202907946No. King James Version.
why the fuck do i keep waking up in the middle of the night for no reason
>>202908012I know that I'm just yankin yer chain kiddo
>>202908008this is me and you
>>202908052Christ it's like a faucet, like the cows tot is pissing milk
>>202907890>That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus ChristI am a lowly sinner unfortunately, but I try
>>202907814German flag been reeeeeal quiet since this post dropped
>>202908208my aunt has a mean cat that i can only pet using a stick
>>202908208>cancerous poster>exclusively a mobilefagdoing a think
>>202908150Ever try to suck your own cock?
>>202908044what chain?
>>202908052are you drinking his prostate milk or cum or piss?
>>202908208Too much effort I’ll just stick to catbox
>>202908295>For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened.
>are you drinking his prostate milk or cum or piss?
I watch a lot of youtube videos on how to handle emotionally manipulative people, even tho there are none in my life.I should be watching videos on how to connect with emotionally stable people instead
>>202908410i dont look like that but i talk like that
>>202908373Poor showing. For shame. Let this man forever wear the stain of defeat. Let him virtus be lessened amongst all who know him. Shameless man in royal dress with eyes like a bitch yet the heart of a fawn!
>i dont look like that but i talk like that
Fags are so disgusting and weird and nasty, it's so surreal having to act normal around them and pretend you're not disgusted with their proclivities
Starting to perspire. Time to turn on the AC in this bitch
where's the french arab
>>202908692He hasn't been here much recently, might have finally an hero'd.
love french bread. delicious when it's fresh and warmed up, but God help you if you neglect it for a couple of days. see, banana's are similarly-petty, but they destroy themselves in the effort. they get spots, then shrivel and stink. french bread turns to steel, and laughs at your pathetic attempts to eat it.
your dad raped your mom
>>202908809Jokes on her marital rape was legal back then
America objectively has a kino story
>>202908809Look up the Mazan rapes
Iran just launched missiles at Israel
>>202909001snopes just deboonked this post
>>202909001>Iran does another weak attack that is easily thwarted just to claim they got "revenge"Israel has really shown how weak Iran is in direct responses. The jews keep chimping out on them directly and Iran does almost nothing
>>202908655I live in Denver and my thermostat is almost always turned off. I can count on one hand the amount of times I've turned it on in the last 2 years.
>>202909001>>202909066that was fast. you know, i'm starting to think snopes doesn't really read these. i think they just skim it. 'blah blah Israel blah blah terrorist action blah blah'
>>202909145>DenverRucky
iran is flying the cyan flag of contemplation. they have never done this before.
I could not care less about some desert nation attacking another desert nation
>>202908967>Mazan rapesDoes anyone else find this whole story very odd? Like we're supposed to believe that for almost 10 years she never noticed she was being drugged and raped hundreds of times by dozens of random men? Her husband was a homosexual btw, another interesting tidbit
>Now what if like to see is a truce, wipe the slate clean>The grain shipments, Cleopatra, put it all behind us>....your Consul Pompey, whatever happened there...>WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE????>Ra rest his soul
>>202909489it means kamala will lose
MEGA FART
>>202909619
>>202909528Shame on the house of Ptolemy for such barbarity. Shame.
I bet there's doo doo stains all over your bathroom right now
AM YISRAEL CHAI
>second wave of missiles launched at IsraelHow will this effect the US election? Seems Israel wants to make this the main election issue
When I move to Tennessee my life will stop being shit
>>202909920lel this is FK exactly
>>202909920>>202909979he doesn't have this much energy for chinky feet
>>202909496>Her husband was a homosexual btwbut there's no link between homosexuality and sexual depravity
>>202909961heyyy i was born there! my parents hopped over to north carolina before i had any senses, but i remember it fondly from all the family get-togethers.
Oh boy here we go
>>202910062You are lucky i've had to suffer in florida for most of my life
>>202910009
thats a lot of missiles hitting the ground
>>202909496a lot of the guys who raped her were pedos
>>202909528they need to remake this show with a separate 100 million dollar budget solely for battle scenes.
nothing ever happens a war with iran will never happen
https://x.com/Faytuks/status/1841161201738260661cool fireworks
a war between a nuked counted and a not nuked country
>>202909936hurts Kamala
>>202910281>she has to publically support Israel which they were desperately hoping to ignore to not alienate the leftist voter baseYeah that was my thinking as well
>>202910281people still think Bibi isn't keeping this going for a Trump election to keep himself out of prison
>>202910347it's both that (she is losing ton of muslim support from the war), and crises always look bad for the incumbent party. particularly because trump has been campaigning as the peace candidate and their were no wars during his term
What is the point of circle posters calling people who dont care about dying jews or wish for the USA to stop supporting israel "muslims" or arabs or whatever?Is this them being stupid?Are they trying to force the idea that only mudslimes dont like jews? Is it an appeal to racism?I dont get it. It is so dumb. It just lowers the already low quality of posts
>>202910432>she is losing ton of muslim support from the waEspecially bad for Michigan tbqh
>>202910437>circle posters
>>202910432>particularly because trump has been campaigning as the peace candidate and their were no wars during his termyet you can place blame on Trump for Oct 7th with his REVOLUTIONARY Abraham Accords and handing Jerusalem to Israel on a silver platter. zognald strikes again
Did the Iron dome work
>>202910669What's that, a blowjob from a bitch with braces?
>>202910669only stops a fraction of the missiles even in ideal conditions
>>202910669Probably not very well, this was a saturation attack
>>202910523"Kike" is an abbreviation of "kikel," which is yiddish (fake language) for "circle"Early jewish immigrants to the US were illiterate, and instead of signing their names with an "X" they signed with a "O" because they hate Christ so much, they could not cross two lines on a piece of paper.
>>202910669see >>202910264
The only good one is a dead one
>>202907247Atheists have poor morals
>>202910476there are 4 states with a higher % of muslims than Michigan
Janner get these hot heads out of here
>>202910799Oh I had actually heard of this but didn't put it together with your post. In Israel they don't even use the + symbol for this reason, synagogue of satan moment. Anyways they do it because nobody likes muslims so it's just a way to pretend nobody on Earth hates israel except for muslims
https://x.com/Faytuks/status/1841165751052357995
>>202910935But are they states were they have a reasonable chance of affecting the outcome? Minnesota will never go red for example
>>202911089>>202911089>>202911089
>>202911168kys subjanny
Fuck me, it's true
>>202907964henlo dear /cum/shit i love you so much
