Bouldering edition
all nice and well but the cronem are active
>>202903303just climbing really innit
>>202903303Terrible fucking edition
I hate Israel
Ktim
iran won't do shit israel won't do shit nothing ever happens
>>202903303Based edition OP
>>202903339Turgid dull read. Starts off with him sharing a bed with a coloured fella. Downright obscene
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this
Hmm, I am suddenly thinking about the former owner of the World Wrestling Federation ® franchise for some reason...
Ballistic missile heading towards this thread as we speak
>>202903216I for one have enjoyed posting with you all
a lot of activity will take place at katy's ends
>>202903373gave up on it when there was a whole chapter where he just listed and described different types of whale and reddit said it was based and most of the book is like that
are we larping over the next nothingburger?
>>202903414sounds like based autism but what do I know. I know that Dumas's Monte Cristo had padding often times that was palpable even to my untrained eye as a youngin. Due to the serialization format and such.
how does israel stop all the missiles tho
even if iran does launch missiles it doesn't matter because they'll be stopped by iron dome and nothing ever happens principle still applies >>202903373thats honestly the most hilarious part of the book to me you just KNOW Ishmael would be some lib faggot living in Portland if he was around today
>>202903468Yahweh's invisible hand stops the rockets from reaching his chosen people.
stroking my goon sceptre
lebanon will start a ground incursion, houthis drone attacks and iran will launch ballistics all at once
Mental how in the UK it's illegal to support any organisation that opposes Israel
blud houthis are located about half a continent south
autistic freak namefag is back, will be leaving shortly
grandma wants me to go to publix
>>202903542the green party?
would you join the army if the government was mobilizing for war
just wish I could live in Britain and only give a toss about Britain
>>202903568lol no
>>202903568heh nah
>>202903568To defend what?
>>202903562can you pick me up a boar's head sub please
this is why a ww3 esque conflict will nevre happen, no one gives gives a toss
>>202903568I would join a Communist militia to engage in praxis with the intention of revolutionary defeatism.
>>202903568yeah im going to go get my legs blown off defending a meme "country" from other meme "countries" no doubt about that
>>202903542Mad how robert jewick said all that shit and no newspaper mentioned his israeli born wife and how his children raised jewish and how that might affect his reasoning
>>202903568why would I give my life for a paki infested shithole?
>>202903568not a chance. I'll be taking the poop and pee pill if there's a draft
>>202903616freedom
784 dildos were found in P Diddy's mansion home after he was arrested for sexual assault and violence against womenMake of that what you will but it doesn't sound straight to me
>>202903689overrated
>>202903535Iran have already sent troops to Latakia airport, that's one the Israelis can never bomb because the Russians control it
>>202903568Sure why not? Its not like id be front line. Clerical duties or logistics would suit me just fine while collecting money with no expenses
>>202903568theyve been pushing propaganda articles in the canadian media in preparation for this for some months. i'm crippled man fucked up foot. no military service for me
>>202903697They also found copious amounts of baby oil.
iran just nuked tel aviv
>>202903677He wants the Israeli flag flown at every UK port, and so do all the other Tory leadership candidates now he proposed it
Why did nonceposting suddenly die?
>>202903356me on the right
>>202903638The footage that's come out of Ukraine has shown conclusively that modern war is just standing around waiting for a robot to drop a grenade on you. It's not like your cowadoody video games where you're Soap McTavish or whatever.
1. every last israeli man woman and child vaporised with nuclear warheads2. former israeli land settled by white Australians
>>202903682Just murder the army cucks who knock on your door in minecraft. The fuck are they going to do?
>>202903724Youd need it for 784 dildos desu
>>202903724did any of them survive
>>202903748adam took a break
>>202903697theres a video of him on a call with someone and a shirtless nigga wearing bunny ears walks by in the background lol
hiding iranians in my basement
NIGGAS HOUSE WAS FULL OF BABY OIL AND DILDOS
>>202903748School girls wearing trousers for winter
>>202903748>>202903740
i keep thinking people are committing targeted harrassment against me
i've got valid disability papers. sorry for you lads. you've got a legal obligation to serve your country and die somewhere around the 30th parallel or whatever.
>>202903791bum wank mansion
>gets bummed so hard he finds God
i know nothing ever happens but what if something does happen and it kicks off in the middle east? whos got the best chance of winning?
that nigga diddy prolly pulled on a dildo lever and escaped through a secret tunnel when the feds showed up
>>202903763>2. former israeli land settled by white Australiansjust give it to muslims and offer every single muslim in the west a one way ticket to new palestine
>>202903697>owning hundreds of guns: legal>owning hundreds of dildos: illegal
>>202903809iran don't even have any working nukes
I miss the rain
anyone have the chud edit "all in on "nothing never happens"" with the smug chudjak. literally describes 99% of world events
>>202903809lel, Greater Israel is guaranteed
>>2029038009098278273507836453847038509347593459
>>202903809Probably the one with a shit ton of money powerful political connections worldwide and yank support
>>202903809fuck if I know or carecould've sworn I clicked /brit/
Gary Lineker's nephew, 18, - who worked cutting down trees for a living - has died after a tree fell on him
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incidentThe greatest 'nothing ever happens' of all time?
I'm somewhat of a dildo connoisseur myself
>>202903831it's raining right now you fucking mong
>>202903821https://youtu.be/ikCQRx3BWQ0
>>202903824nukes aside i guess, i mean would israel even have the bottle to use theirs if iran doesnt have any? >>202903865favourite flavour of mccoys crisps?
its raining my puke onto the floor
>>202903875Hired to cut down a tree, tree was cut down. Can't ask more than that. Died doing what he loved.
>>202903898flame-grilled steakunless those paprika ones in most meal deals are mccoys but I don't think they are
never hear anything going on in jordan. why can't all the trouble making countries be more like them
>JUST IN - U.S. Embassy has directed all U.S. government employees and their family members in Israel, the West Bank, and Gaza to shelter in place until further notice.Mad thatThe democrats know they're going to lose so they'll just start a war a month before the election and cancel it
>>202903875Brutal first day
>>202903303I hit her with a very long stick until she falls and then rape herStupid whore
>>202903920same here love flame grilled steak
IT'S HAPOOOOOOONING
>>202903922didn't she go bankrupt again recently
>>202903922mad how someone carved all that with nothing but a chisel and a hammer
>>202903542Yeah? Why aren't all the Muslims getting arrested or the Mosques shut down then?
>>202903922Jordan is the UKs special ally. Only one that didnt turn fully to the yanks
alright third world countries like russia and israel cant really handle themselves, need colonialism back pronto
>>202903945mamma mia !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
genuinely disturbing
Trying to make a joke with a foreigner is a waste of fucking time, they never get it.
>>202903875one of the most dangerous jobs in the worldpoor kid
>>202903945well that's not very nice then is it
>>202903961Spend a lot of time with the Muslim community do you?
>>202903809UK because we will just stay out of it and occasionally some politician will be like "yeah we condemn that shit" but not take actionInaction is the key to victory here
https://x.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1841054298458751060>Dawn Butler sharing some unhinged schizo video full of AI-generated hotep imagesWhy do black nationalists love AI slop so much?
the world should be one big country and we should all share our resources
tree surgeon innit
>>202903976She looks fat yet anorexic at the same time
>>202903743>He wants the Israeli flag flown at every UK portNo he doesn't he said he wants to let Israelis use e-passport gates which would mean their flag would be included on the list you see of eligible nationalitiesDid you even read past the headline?
>>202903976She looks like a male drug addict
wankin a poo
>>202903976DIEKILL ROYALSEVERY SINGLE PARASITE TOFF DEAD NOW!!!
>>202903976she anorexic by chance?
>>202903303hello zachary
>>202903808ive been watching his sports podcast occasionally, never heard of him then when i looked up his music and saw diddy hugging him and shit in the videos, bit suss
>>202904001TJ is that you?
>>202904001*whacks you across the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper*
>>202904027white seed made her ill, sadly
>>202903303mogged
female sex bottomhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1727792904564396.jpg
>>202903976eww
>>202903997How is this not racism? Kek
norwoodbros??
>>202904071janman is not gonna like this....
As a Jewish man living in London I fear for Israel if Trump loses
>>202903997it's magic to them
>>202904071cronem pov at some car park x
Might put my wanking career to rest. It just not fun anymore
might buy a winrar licenceit's only fair really
>>202904025No, he said he wants the Star of David flown at every UK port. You're addressing a separate point. Illiterate mong.
>>202903997>I am of the chosen onesWhat a bizzare thing to say
>>202903831She looks like she’d make a great cuckoldress
>>202904040We need a heckin president rn!
>>202904110you're here every day hyping up other men x
>>202904111Just do it when you get aroused otherwise it become a bad habit
>>202903976what the fuck
>>202904130You are extremely mentally ill.
>>202903755what does that have to do with anything i said
>>202904071weird looking gear stick that
mad how women are risking their lives getting surgery to give them a big bum
>>202904095got nothing against hair plugs but i'm not comfortable with hair pieces
>>202904025A. This post is from redditB. He already enabled israelis to use e passport gates
>>202904123No he said the star of David would be DISPLAYED at every port for the reason I just outlined >He said that, while immigration minister, he had pushed for Israelis travelling to Britain to be able to use e-gates. He said this would mean that at “every airport and point of entry to our great country”, there was a Star of David, as a “symbol that we support Israel”.
>>202904151Tell me something I don’t know!
>>202904141yes, my own peoplejah bless!
>>202904141Yes because he's a homosexual.He literally spends his entire day wanking over black men.Zesty, you might say.
sweaty teenage girls
>>202904182you're not black
>>202904147yeah true but i also have to get the stuff i watch back to reality a bit.
>A 14-year-old schoolgirl has been seriously injured after a substance, believed to be acidic, was thrown at her and another teenager outside her school in west London, with a staff member also becoming hurt while trying to help them.>The force described the suspect as a tall and slim black man wearing dark clothing and riding an e-scooter.
>>202904162i observed on this ice spice music video that it leaves a weird circular scar beneath each ass cheek
>>202904206bet they smell like peaches and roses
>>202904182oh you're black?post a hand timestamp or gtfo
>>202904224is this any good? looks awful
>>202904216>The force went on to describe water as wet
diddled by diddy
>>202904095
Got a rare lol from me
>>202904182but you're a brown incel
>>202904249you tell mehttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1661/49/1661491169307.gif
it's only tuesday
Last week I read a bookAbout Selassie IThen told my bomboclat parentsI was switching religions
>>202904284>>202904224mayo ppl be weird LOL
if I do not win the euromillions tonight I will take my life via hanging on saturday night
My favourite brit personality is either ginge or rubiconlad
>>202904259it's honestly mad what a bit of hair does. hope I don't go bald
Plenty food in so there's no reason for me to leave the house today.
>>202904307you're not black
>>202904277No he's not he's clearly white
>ben is 6'2 with brown eyes>casey is 5'9 with blue eyesare these guys really brothers
>>202904224That must hurt
>>202904216>>The force described the suspect as a tall and slim black manMore proof that fat white midgets are the better people
>>202904311Theres always fridays draw lad
>>202904259starting finasteride and oral minox 18 months ago was a good decisionwish I'd started sooner
>>202903997Screamed at the black Egyptians bit
>>202904307you refused to post a hand timestampthis would have been an easy request to fulfil as you are boastful and wouldn't pass on an opportunity to 'own' the 'timmies'ergo you are a timmy yourself
I was horrified at the way schools are run, and I’m working in a top rated suburban school district that does not lack for resources.The cueing and the guessing rubbed me wrong way from day 1. We’ve switched to a “science of reading” curriculum, but minimal training for our teachers. This should help the kids in K and 1, but NO ONE wants to talk about remediating the older children.The 4th graders still use their “look at the first letter and guess” strategy. They’ll come to a long word that starts with “in” and “read” whatever “in” word comes to mind! “Instead,” “invited,” and “incomplete” are three actual answers from three different 4th grade students who came across the word “inflicted.” Their reading comprehension is terrible because they are not reading the words on the page!The 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders CANNOT SPELL. It’s so bad that even when using “spell check” on an essay, they can’t choose the word they intended because they have no idea what they look like. (For example, a student was writing about a castle. She spelled it phonetically: casul, and when she ran spell check she changed it to “casual.” “Despereaux was born in a casual.” )I don’t know how these children will manage in middle school, let alone high school.
>>202904284
>>202904259They make a huge difference
>>202904348true, I'll post this again on friday with the necessary adjustments
>>202904325love bosnian burek me
>>202904337He's a confirmed paki
>>202903997>tanning is actually cultural appropriation
>>202904378
>>202904354why that combo?was thinking of oral minox + DUTASTERIDE
it's the start of the month where the american holiday takes place
Belgiumnonce is a shut-in white incel with right-wing political beliefs.During the riots a couple months ago he slipped out of character for a while and started posting about how sad he was seeing rioters get locked up and how British people should "fight back" or some bollocks.Just another classic case of a /pol/tard who went so deep down the blackpilled doomer rabbithole he developed a humiliation fetish around being "replaced" by black people.
The Ancient Egyptians were all Black Nubian Gods. Yakub ruined everything. Put Blacks back in charge of Egypt and you will have Wakanda in less than 10 years. On Pharaoh.
>>202904434Correct. He is also anti-Israel (another topic which gets him to break character).
These chud niggas taking estrogen to stop their balding LMAO
>>202904130I agree she does
>>202904431
>shi'ite militias>are shitebravo
>>202904268come on, they have the glorious egyptian kingdom
>>202904473Hate halloween and this year it seems even worse than ever, Sainsbury's had a huge section selling halloween shite
>>202904473Halloween is ancient british festival though. Not trick or treating maybe but its been popular here for a long time
fuck is a "cuckoldress"?
>>202904429The standard treatment is finasteride dut is very strong and has increased side effects
>>202904515the proper term is cuckquean
>>202903329Go fuck yourself ausfreakhttps://derpibooru.org/2217720
>>202904513modern halloween isn't an ancient british festival. it's nothing like it.
>>202904469Many such cases.Cuckposters will often blame "the Jews" for "making them addicted to interracial pornography" (despite the fact they could just stop consuming it at any point and seek professional help for their porn addiction).
>>202904434>During the riots a couple months ago he slipped out of character for a while and started posting about how sad he was seeing rioters get locked up and how British people should "fight back" or some bollocksnever said thatcope on x
cuckquorn
>>202904530Nah, that’s a woman who likes to be cheated on. A cuckoldress is a woman who does the cheating
>>202904541?
Getting tired of the fake porno fans that don't know the correct terminology
>>202904515portmanteau of cuckold and address, like 10 Downing Street
>>202904268Africa functioned just fine just off natural resources alone until Yakub and his demons plundered it in fact the Yakubian way we live today are not natural at all There wasn't a single suicide or plague in the beautiful holy land until Yakub did what he did
>>202903303I love listening to my dad go on that speech about how great and important he is when ever I criticize him. >I used to be important >Rich people used to like me>"Says lie about shit that never happened"
lee bait has been bitten in /brit/ lets go
>>202904568i don't know the term for that, isn't it just whore slut skank et cetera?
Never translate Israeli tweets are you'll see the most horrific shit
>>202904434>>202904469it's spainpaki
treating myself to a wank
>>202904579Hahahahaaaaa nice
Halloween is comfy Can’t imagine euroredditopeans fuming about it
>>202904404
had a dream that I was a big player at my old job and we had to go on some outdoor trip to welcome the new guy, like a team building walk outside. Anyways the new guy was Steve Pemberton for some reason and I had to look after him and I thought he's like 60 he'll be fine, but he then tried walking on the train tracks and almost got hit by a train
>>202904610kek
>“The United States has indications that Iran is preparing to imminently launch a ballistic missile attack against Israel. We are actively supporting defensive preparations to defend Israel against this attack. A direct military attack from Iran against Israel will carry severe consequences for Iran,” a senior White House official said in a statement.
>>202904543Read again
>>202904551When he first started posting here, his posting style was free from ebonics and he used to talk more normally. Often he mentioned the fact that he had a girlfriend and that he allowed her to see black men at the weekend.Of course, he denies this poster is him. Just a separate Belgian flag posting in the same general about the same topic. Of course.
>>202904610won't see it if I don't ever translate it now will I
>>202904630Chud all in on nothing ever happens
just finished my walk
>>202904606Not when the man being cheated on enjoys it happening, who could be described as a cuckold or a “wittol”
>>202904520Why oral instead of foam?
>>202904618comfy!!!! u guyz just will never understand how heckin comferino it is!! mmm tasty candy from strangers!!
>Israel when they go 24 hours without attacking a middle eastern country
Wild how a subplot of msg2 is literally about ai and social media being used to brainwash people
>>202904644screaming what a freakazoid
tugging on my ballistic missile
they are activated
white tall rich smart and handsome with a big cock so I don't care about going baldwill join the ranks of old bald white men of history
bitches always on their phone
>Princess Beatrice has revealed she is expecting her second child.
>>202904673oh alright I see the context here, wasn't following. wouldn't mistress be closest? well I'm gonna have to give it a bigger think but certainly cuckoldress isn't intuitive but I'm not sure this setup can be conveyed intuitively through one word :nerd:
>>202904644that's called an evolving gimmick or a "meme" as richard dawkins would point out
>>202904690>Israel sits on almost half a billion of natural gas off its coast>Plus the us is a evil country>Plus america is the lapdog of israel
>>202904713LOL
>>202904711if you're rich you don't have to be bald
>>202904473hate this cringe shit, halloween is comfy and at the least its some fun for the children
>>202904618It is comfy lad, don't listen to the naysayers.I don't care if it's primarily a US tradition; it's comfy.
>>202904674it's better
>>202904611Could be, but whoever it is its someone who makes prolific use of VPNs.Yesterday a Madagascan flag came in the thread posting the exact same shit which just made it obvious, if it wasn't already.
>>202904644ahahaha such a weird geezer
>>202904610Comically evil people
>>202904666how many km/miles?
>>202904733You're the one to blame with your bible shagging prez Truman
the yutes are out
>>202904743think a commercialized holiday where you feed children poison is evil
better to eat before or after a wank?
>>202904720deary me the fucking STATE of THAT
>>202904781True I hate America and Israel both evil countries. All problems in the world come from Israel ussr and america
if muslims were to smuggle a dirty bomb and detonate it in the centre of tel aviv killing millions...imagine the next season of curb your enthusiasm
think my brother is a nonce whenever there's a milf on tv and I point it out he looks at me with revulsion as if I pointed at a blokeutter nonce behaviour
might shag the big titted mixed girl at work who flirts with me constantly.... forgive me chuds....
>>202904793Apple bobbing is unhygienic desu
gpberg said he'd phone me back this morning but he still hasn't. fuming.
used to wank to littlewoods catalogues
>>202903637https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2024/09/27/boars-head-listeria-outbreak-map-states-deaths/75408771007/Boars head is disgusting, covered in bacteria and feces Unfortunately all the food in the USA is like this There isn't ANY milk in the USA comparable in quality to the average milk sold in the uk.
wondering why there wasn't much suction on the hoover, bloody sock was in there
>>202904726Mistress is usually used for a woman whom a man is cheating with. If this is with the consent of the cuckquean she may also be called the “cuckcake”. I don’t know the origin of that one.
>>202904884It's only 4PM lad. Have had calls from GPovitz as late as 6PM, burning the midnight oil.
>>202904889ERRRR, YOU FUCKING NONCE.
crazy how diddy shagged justin bieber's ass hole
Thought of the day
>>202904720how's she having that one cooked?
>>202904884useless bastards
>>202904919This is such a bizarre claim that people seem strangely desperate to be true
for me, it's tradTG4
>>202904902yes but mistress is also used in the opposite sense as the domineering role in some cases if i'm not mistaken, "nature is a cruel mistress" and such
Just woke up, did I miss owt?
reported a post earlier and it was deleted lmao
would you let diddy bum your bum for $300,000,000?
>>202904618yh I'm sure in yankalnd where autumn is mildly drizzly twilight skies with a slight breeze and golden hues on the trees it's like heavenhere in shitholeland it's concrete cold miserable stay in with the heating on and a blanket at all times weather
>>202904610but the text is in arabic
>>202904987Got someone a 30 dayer for their trans hate speech
steam mopped the kitchen floor but it didn't make much difference
>>202904995of course
>>202904995yeah sure
>>202904995yes
bring them bbc already for crying out loud
>>202904978Yes maybe as just a name for a dominant female, a sign of submission to call her that
>>202904934twisted genius
>>202905041well said lizzy x
>>202904853somehow all the official language on this website sounds really, truly officially sounding. it's all succinct, minimalist, legally, academic sounding.
just witnessed someone announce a report
got a week extension because they fucked up the testing programanother massive W for me
>>202905005ssh dont ruin it
>>202905005I said Israeli, not Arabic or Hebrew
>>202905061you reckon its glowies?
>>202905062what are your intentions?
one last 80 proof slouching in the corner booth baby it's as good as it gets
>>202905066got a massive W for you right here
initiating wanking sequence captain
if I was the head of a nuclear nation I would launch them just out of spite for humanity
>>202905092yeah this website is probably run by the american government i bet, just based off how irreducibly professional their official language sounds
i will shag a bird in 2025. I promise you that lads
>>202905095irony
NaggotTiggerFranny
>>202905113damn thatsthe gayest song ive heard in some time
Friday tomorrow lads waheyyyy
>>202905184die
>>202905153What makes you so sure?
>>202905166it describes my dry heaving except i can't handle 80 proof
>>202905211i will get an escort at the end of the year if I don't find a lass who is actually willing to have sex with me
>>202905216they like their drinks strong over there
>>202905248>>202905248
Got absolutely no time whatsoever for royals beyond the main familyEntire network of toffery needs to be disassembled
>>202905161The unholy trinity
