LUCA edition.prev: >>202891803
>>202911089first for cum con sex
Second for sex with adult human females (not overweight or obese)
>>202911168>>202911168>>202911168
>>202911089Love me LUCA bros, 'ate viruses (not racist just don't like 'em) simple as
>>202911223And yes, i am trans in case you couldnt tell
Fuck me, it's trueI looked it up
>US assisting Israel in defense against Iranian missiles - reportPalestinesistas...
Go on keep posting about some happening
>>202911463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNUMTgxYN4YVerification not required
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1841155924133617918lol
>>202911463Only politics (US presidential only btw) and jeethate seem to be actively enforced tbqhwyfam
Dear cheddar poster,Shut up.Regards,Anonymous
We need to talk about popcorn more
I, for one, stand with Saudi Arabia.
we need him back, I'm so tired of this shit man
>>202911590I just now ate some.
>>202911590Hate popcorn. Kernels always get stuck in my teeth :/
Test
>>202911684Floss is your friend
>>202911590>unironically more American than apple piethank you ameribros for inventing this
>>202911725Nothing is more American than apple pie (and mom)
>>202911765>apple pieIt's from Yurop thoughbeit
are creampies canadian, messssican or american?
>>202911463loser jannys pet
>>202911788>the golems in questionlatinxsistas....
Another thread killed by the snitch (who admitted to being trans for some reason??)
>>202911839So are Americans. What's your point
>>202912324Take that back and apologize this instant
did I get a warning?
>>202912324kek, that's true akshually
idk what this means
I think i broke my fucking $600 phone
>>202912437flat earth meme
>>202912469Is it an iphone? Dadberg got a new one and he's crying about having no button
why can't we just have a good economy and no war again
>>202912562its a Motorola phone i fucking left it on a warm surface for an entire day like a retard and now it doesnt want to turn on or charge
>>202912469That's what yo dumbass get for paying 6 bills for a fucking phone
>>202911680went to see the new deadpool movie, and the popcorn was terrible! still enjoyed it, and the movie mightily, though.
nothing is happeningnothing ever happensnothing will ever happen
i just had sex with a woman
>>202912596the economy is doing good though
>>202912727Brokie feels superior because his shitty android cost him $100
I feel like I should go for a jog
>>202912868You should order a large pizza instead
the earth could be flat for all we know
Dreamed of getting mogged
>>202912850Why do you need a $600 phone. What does it do that a $100 phone doesn't? At least if my phone breaks it's not something I'd make a thread on 4chan about
>>202912850Please have sex with me, ma'am
>>202912953i wish it were. sitting at the edge of our known space would be very romantic.
thoughts?
>>202912999Because the $600 phone is nicer and will last longer than a shitty $100 phone?
>>202912953There wouldn't be time zones if the earth was flat
>>202913075Got what you deserve
>>202913075You already know what we (non-janitors) think
>>202913080>will last longer Apparently not
>you should get a permaban just by lurking on /b
>>202912847Then why is everything expensive
Niggas out here really bbqing goldfish
>>202913130I would've been fine with a warning but this faggot banned me off /vg/ too for a completely innocuous posthow was I supposed to know that /int/ is pajeet-controlled now?
why does iran have to go picking on the chosen peoples? can't they just netflix and chill?
business idea: cum
>>202913075I once said they only have themselves to blame for their reputation and got b&
>>202912813OMG that's impossible on 4chan
>>202913242idk im not an economy expert
>>202913309If you post in a gacha or chinslop thread, you deserve a perma for the good of the site.All F2P games are like fresh stinking turds for the flies, and the flies are YOU KNOW WHO
>>202913435who
>>202913464Poor third worlders, eg south asians and south americans.
you wake up in tuzla bosnia
>>202913513i dont play gachas i wouldnt know
>>202913550You've never played any free to play game at all?
>>202913277are they really that big? i'm looking at the grill, and the perspective makes them look huge! i though goldfish were tiny
>>202912641look for reset video for your phone, I had to do it to my moto g stylus, you hold down of the buttons until it resets
>>202913583like 15 years ago
>up $1100 in gambling now
>>202913641It says they are giant goldfish. Probably from the sea
>>202913654I read maybe its because my battery ran dry im going to leave it on the charger for an hour and see what happens
>>202913641Goldfish are genuinely just gold colored carpThe lots of differently sized goldfish
>>202913544You wake up in my arms and we're cuddling
I've eaten lots of goldfish in my timeDried goldfish are good with beer
>>202913641
>>202913718I've had to do it twice when I let the battery get too low
so from now on, the world is just gonna erupt in war anytime the USA elects the wrong president
>>202913779only if you're a cute gurl
will going to iran save you from being an incel?
blackpilled again
>>202914039yes, and also when they want to influence the election of presidents. America is the main character weather you like it or not
>weather
>>202914086don't be like that! stop it! stop it! think positively!
>>202914039Look up a list of things that happened after Bush was electedLots of war
>>202914159Is your name Josephi Krakowsky?
>>202913838well good grief, look at that. a foot! man. my perception has been totally skewed. granted, i never had a fish as a kid, so i have no frame of reference, but it's very cool they can get that big.
>jeet just got caught deleting all his work instead of actually doing itI always wonder what the thought process is
>>202913955You've had to reset it when the battery got low? wtf I hope I don't have to reset I'm going to lose so many pictures
I hate /csg/ ESL motherfuckers with a burning fiery passion.
Will making a cross post that belongs on /fit/ or /ck/ upset my fellow /cum/mers, or is it just posts that affect my culture and country??
How does homeschooling actually workLike no way peoples parents can teach them anything
>>202914440What happened? They called you a chicano?
>>202914556Fire away
>>202914569I was homeschooled for 7th and 8th grade. My mom has a master's degree in teaching.
>>202914556quite a few posters here are already on /ck/ desu
Guess who's back to shit up the thread?
>>202914569bro you don't have to know shit to be a teacher, all they do is read from a book
>>202914556I'm cool with anything short of gay porn spam, fuck the jannies and their kneelers btw
sexo con cum con cum con sex
>>202914569There are people who legitimately homeschool their kids with lesson plans, units, curriculums and testing etc. Then there are various schizos who just want to take their kids away from public school but don't actually teach them anything.
>>202914569Try to remember what school was like. Teachers are not superhuman. Many are even subhuman. Homeschooling has a lot more personal tutoring as well.
>>202914436no, not like factory reset, more like a hard start
>>202914767qtpis <3
>>202911089>>202911089was he really balancing on that ball or was that AI
>>202914813You can balance on my balls you slut
>>202914813s-sorry I meant to quote this anon... going to close tab and not look back into this thread >>202914767
>>202914848*cum slut
>>202914618>>202914632>>202914668<blog> going to work out my shoulders and back right now. Later, i will go on a 20 mile bike ride if the roads are dry enough.Afterwards, i will cook a delicious sloppy meal of baked chicken thighs and rice.Lastly, i will complain about the [NOT INDIAN] migrants coming into my city </blog>
>>202914887Boring bastard
>>202914887Is that before or after you kiss your boyfriend on the lips you fruity fairy homoman?
>>202914944Nothing boring about exerciseOh, i forgot. I'm also going to work out my forearms when im done with my back
>>202914813animated, we're getting the thirdie webms reposted here
>>202914887>Lastly, i will complain about the [NOT INDIAN] migrants coming into my citythe saving grace sentence, based even
>>202915007During? The kissing session will be between the bike ride and dinner.I will be cooking while naked btw. Next time just ask
Piglets can naturally balance on a ball because of the way their baby feet are shaped
>>202915086What is the evolutionary purpose for this ability
>>202914785it just turned on after i did a hard start thank you so much
>>202915086I should start looking into adopting a little baby pig. I bet I could raise him like a dog and we could be bros and go hiking and stuff.
>>202915125you should pay that guy
can someone give this apu a transparent or white background?
>>202915199I would if i had any money
>>202915221How are you so dumb and lazy?
>>202915221>>>/Wsr/ Also you can do this in mspaint easily
>>202915073Hot. I wish I was your bf
>>202915221
>>202915331Do you look like and have the sexual organs of a woman?
>>202915221remove.bgYou can thank me in the heartfelt speech you will give at my funeral
>>202915125cool
Ate too much. Can’t move
>>202915406>Ameriglutton
>>202915364based based based
>>202915111Being adorable to humans who will feed them for being cute>>202915152Pigs are smarter than even dogs so once it gets a certain age it will lose interest in you and start reading books or something
>>202915391thanks
>>202915406Finally a real American
>>202915378How could I be your B(oy)F(riend) if I were a woman numbnuts?
Jews hate pigs, Muslims hate pigs and dogs. Why are semites like that?
>>202915460>and start reading books or somethingwhoa
N
>>202915500The abrahamic faiths have always been fucking retarded
I
>>202915549I
>>202915560saar
>>202915501
>>202915560Which faith isn't retarded
I support Israel as it's Christ's kingdom
>>202915564N
dadberg is going to burger king
time for the very sad song. it's gonna do it, and i'll get all weep-y. well, alrighty then. engage.
People in the 1800s were more accepting of trannies than chuds are in the 2020s.
>>202915560saaaaar
>>202915589mesopotamian moon worship
>>202915560>t. Amanpreet Gill
We got Burger King at home.
momberg made a point that it had been a whole month since she last had an argument with dadberg. they've been married for 30 years. how the fuck could it be so bad that a month of no arguing is an achievement. i hate them so much.
>>202912903Went for a jog instead
>>202915634>accepting>literally didn't know until she diedNobody cared about troons until they started trying to make it the state religion
>>202915649For some reason, people who worship the moon are always women
>>202915589Ancient aryan yamnaya steppe animism from 6000BC also Shinto is pretty cool
so bored
>>202915589Sun worship is the only religion that makes sense. You can see the sun. We know it's real. We can feel it's effects and see it's effects. No life could exist without it. Without it's function, everything dies. Makes a lot more sense thanks Christianity, Hinduism, Taoism or anything else
>>202915731Ur-Nammu aint no woman
there is nothing wrong with being weird. but you should learn to hide your power level. in general, the more openly weird and abnormal you are, the more talented, skilled, or otherwise valued you need to be in order to be tolerated by humans. I think there's probably even an exact equation to describe this, its a ratio essentially where we would take a measure of how closely your behaviors align with others to how skilled/otherwise valued you are. An easy pop culture example is quentin tarentino, who is renown for being strange and having a foot fetish (which isnt really THAT abnormal), but he is also known for making great films. It also makes sense as a ratio because certain traits would be seen as so far away as to always be repulsive and no amount of social value could justify it in the eyes of the masses. Like extreme fetishes, or very extreme beliefs, etc. The best thing to do if you are neurotypical (and unable to isolate or find a group of like minded or at least tolerable outsiders) is to sublimate those desires.The problem I see in zoomers is they fail to understand this, they see being abnormal as a virute in and of itself and wear it with pride, then demand to be accepted. Another fun way to consider it is calling it the anime effect. The main characters in anime have really absurd ridiculous hairstyles and personalities but thats because they're exceptional in other ways, extremely powerful etc. If you arent exceptional in other ways, and you wear your oddness on your sleeve, dont be surprised when people mistreat you.it isnt fair, but it is the way things are.
>>202915786anime is the worst gateway drug of all time.
>>202915769>Worshiping a finite, mindless object makes more sense than worshiping creator of said objectWe taking it back to 20000bc with this one
>>202915769Isn't Christianity the religion of the US and why we founded America?
>>202915786>The best thing to do if you are neurotypicalnot neurotypical/ neuroatypical*
>>202915731Father Sun and Mother Moon.Also the moon affects women's menstrual cycles which is a core part of their being
>>202915595Why do you think G-d had Titus sack Jerusalem after the israelites failed to heed Christ's teachings?
>>202915786Very good post
>>202915842>Also the moon affects women's menstrual cycles which is a core part of their beingPseudo science
>>202915871Because the Jews betrayed the Messiah and God gave him to us. However, they are still God's chosen people.
>>202915786Is this a pasta? Rare high quality /cum/ post
>mention semitic demon worship>everyone starts seething>saaar>saaaar>saaarTriggering NPCs is such a low-hanging fruit, but I can't help myself
>>202915634I think you're a liar amd a fool.
Where's the anon who posts food webms?
>>202915786My public/professional face is initially stoic and a bit aloof but polite. I reveal more of my personality as I get to know people.
Playgan or SAAR both nothing to be proud of tbqh
>>202915634hm. well what do you know about that. so i guess it isn't a modern abstraction. a leftenant, too. what a guy. or gal? i don't know. hahaha
>>202916000>I reveal more of my personality as I get to know peoplenice triples. I need to learn to stop doing that. its natural to get comfortable but it has caused a lot of turmoil. probably best to just always be a bit reserved/aloof
>>202916068You sound underage
>>202915907>object which affects the tide somehow doesnt affect sacs full of fluid which otherwise react to small changes in pressure, temperature, light, etcSure.
>>202916106Why would it affect women and not men
>Another fun way to consider it is calling it the anime effect.and "people" here call this a good post
>>202916167your question itself is flawed. Men and women are false divisions perpetuated by abrahamics, I'm trans btw
>>202916207'levity is the soul of wit' - probably Shakespeare or at least probably what he meant to say
>>202916280now this is a good post
>>202916234Put on a tripcode
>>202916167It affects everyone, but women have a core biological function which makes them relate to the cycles of the moon.For us men it's just going into epic frenzies, for women there is an element of one of their most important imperatives (childbirth and carrying life) which, despite the enemy's attempts, is a core element of their existence.
>>202916234>Men and women are false divisions perpetuated by abrahamics,hahahahhaaha
>>202916423Um.....
>iran shoots a bunch of missiles>do minimal damage>many miss targets or are intercepted>kill someone in the west bankThe power ranking of Iran has been freefalling, Israel blows up their embassies, assassinates their officials and all they do is weak shit like this.
>>202916373 dont encourage it
Dadberg said he's staying behind in Florida when we move up to Tennessee
SO my pay got delayed because of Indigenous niggers religion or culture whatver day
>>202915826>Worshiping a finite, mindless object that definitely observably exists makes more sense than worshiping the imaginary, invisible, totally made up creator of said object that nobody has ever seen Yes.
we need george carlin to save us
>>202916593that's what you get for being a fed
>>202916618You can't see something that is infinite and exists outside of space and time
>>202915829No
momberg is a fed
>>202916672>US is not Christian it's secular or something>The founders specifically set up a chaplain's office with daily prayers before every session for no reason at all in Congress
>>202916671Excuses excuses. All religions are the same>No bro, trust me, MY god definitely exists! He's just, you know, not in this space time continuum and is like so powerful you can't even perceive him. How do I know this? Because, dude. Some desert Jews thousands of years ago copy pasted some Babylonian myths and it's like totally real
watching destiny
>>202916763That's not why the US was founded though
watching a canadian watch destiny
>>202916779>He's just, you know, not in this space time continuum and is like so powerful you can't even perceive him.That's a necessary trait for any sophisticated creator God
>>202916846where did you hide the camera
>>202916848idk why people seethe at deism
The US was founded by me personally and I can tell you why it was founded if you want to know
>>202916848No it isn't. Omnipotence precludes limitations.
>>202916871Thats for me to know and you to find out
>>202916885>Omnipotence precludes limitations.Can you break down what this means?
>>202916878I don't doubt that there's some Prime Mover of some sort. But Bible stories about floods and plagues is utterly retarded. It's the kinda shit you believe in only because you were raised to believe it and can't conceive of anything else.If a baby elephant is chained his whole life, even when he grows huge and powerful enough to break the chains, he won't. He won't even try because he's been conditioned his whole life into thinking the chains are unbreakable
it's very odd how many well-known streamers are literal cuckolds
>>202916925If you're omnipotent there's nothing you can't do. That's the very definition of omnipotent
Streamer niggas be like "Hey could you fuck my underage girlfriend while I watch?"
>>202916992God can make himself known to us, that's the point of religion But of course you can just reinterpret all of it to the level of "haha le dead Jew on stick, sky daddy".
>>202917012Yeah and then they say the n word
Have you guys ever gotten a massage?I want to get one but I'm worried about laying on my dick for like an hour. I never sleep on my stomach really.I'm not fat nor do I have a huge dick. just something I'm kind of paranoid about.
did you know there are USA living in israel? they come mostly together in the 70s and settled in some cities in the south like dimonasome have been deported but others stay and serve in the army.here's one of them rappinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRCbfCJKxZ0they are very integrated
why is china so suoless?
>>202917082Whoa jews living in israel thats crazy
>>202917082shut yo ugly ass up
>>202917105East Asians in general are very NPC
Iraq doesn't seem to be up to much nowadays
>>202917192
>>202917212smartschoolboy tier
>>202917212What the fuck is this creature
>>202917236average mesopotamian male
>>202917212Looks like one of those Tzimisce szlachta familiars
can't believe i have to be here at toil for another 3 hours still
>>202917256i want see him with the white makeup and filters
>>202917105What a grim image holy shitplastic and mass production was a mistake
>>202917311without*
>>202917081Yeah. I had one done by a tiny asian lady. At first she was going kind of soft, then weak kneading, then she went at me with her elbows and that felt like it would leave bruises, then I felt her climb onto the table and start kneeling into my spine. Shit started cracking and hurt, but I felt great afterwards.
>>202917363did she give you a happy ending
>>202917286Me too. This shit is a gyp
>>202917425Not that kind of massage place you little sex pest
>>202917363Alright but I'm saying do you have your dick pointed up toward your stomach? I just don't wanna compress my dick for that long underneath me. I know it would probably be fine but like I said I don't sleep on my stomach so it's not a position I'm normally in.
recently got an ad on normiegram for an incredibly scummy looking massage place with grim women. I'm thinking it had to be a honeypot
>>202917040See>>202916969
>>202915786Stole your cum karma and posted this on /sp/
After days of doing nothing, I have to ramp up my productivity right now to meet deadlines and not fall behind
>>202917481sissy
>>202917564Procrastination, ever the companion of the lout
>>202917564WFH?
>>202917502Nigga you'd only need to tuck your shit under your stomach if you have a b0nar.Just point it down like a normal human being. You can even test it out right now. Just go lie down on your stomach and see for yourself. One hour isn't going to break your dick
try to make me seethe
according to the people of mexico the departing president was the best because he gave them 200usd a month.
>>202917554Omw to /sp/ to call you out for stealing posts
>>202917677who shot him in the ear?
>>202917693I put ketchup and mustard on tacos
>>202917696NOBODYCARESABOUTMEXICOHERE
>>202917745
>>202917768>>202917693
>>202917656Ok ok!!! I will then
I care o algo
>>202917768I care
>>202917693Mexico has 18 Michelin starred restaurantsCanada has 25.Therefore Canada has a much better cuisine and food culture than Mexico
Sometimes sleeping on my tummy feels good, but i always have to roll over, or else my morning wood doesnt happen and then my cock hurts
>>202917854Science doesn’t lie
>>202917854you don't understand dirty street food that makes you sick is culture!!!
>>202917816CHI
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>202917854Are they actually good restaurants or do they just serve bullshit small plates that can be consumed in one bite
Any grown man that refers to his stomach as "tummy" has some kind of fucking disorder, or some mental issue that begs for treatment.
>>202917854>>202917790>>202917767
Real authentic and delicious Mexican food has fecal matter in the meat and insect bits in the vegetables
>>202917922Both are present on the list
>>202917941>>202917890>>202917790>>202917768>>202917693sexo con mejican cummy bummies
>>202917890That's true tho. Culuture isnt just about good stuff and vapid consumerism. You wouldnt know this by talking to women
>>202917959Technically speaking all vegetables have insect bits
>>202917959it sounds like a joke but there are people in mexico who get mad if you take them out to eat in a clean restaurant instead of a hole full of rats.
>>202917933I am mentally ill.
>>202917933why yes, how did you know i am mentally ill?
>>202917549Why are you willing concede a God may exist but deny supernatural phenomena
>>202917601I've never been called a lout before>>202917645Grad student
>>202918016Not if you wash themVegetables are especially delicious if it feels like you're chewing sand while you eat your lettuce>>202918027I've been to San Diego and it's the same way thereThey think the best food comes from a stall where you risk food poisoning every time you eat
I made reimu in soul calibur
>>202917959My blackberries today had live aphids in them but I ate them anyway
>>202918192based
>>202918172I love my wife, reimu. Pics?
>>202918192blud ate ze bugs
>The United States has now called on every nation in the world to join it in condemning Iran’s salvo of ballistic missiles against Israel earlier todayCondemn it... or ELSE!
>>202918287You can condemn this ;)*points at butt*
Chugga Chugga Chugga CHOO CHOO
I love war drama
>>202918320>>202917206 (you)
who will make the new? 3 anons threadsplitting at once I assume
>>202918409this thread is still good until page 10
I got it
>/cum/ dying at 300 while everyone bakes a new bread waiting to be firstMexican standoff
im making one
>>202918477Mexi/cum/ standoff
Why stress about making a new when you can have a cuppa?
Guys I'm making the new
>>202918466>>202918482>>202918506READYSETGO!
one more minute until i can post
>>202918524>>202918524>>202918524
New>>202918530>>202918530
Just finished my back and forearms exercises. Letting my blood sugar normalise as i get ready for my bike ride
>>202918548FAILUREEEEE
>>202914257it factually isn't
Last?
>>202917933I say this frequently though.
