Has your country properly answered the Gnomish Question?
>>202916092Gnomes are running rampant
no, but we also have trouble with these little bastardsTGD soon
>>202916092If gnomes are real, what are we to them? Gnoyim?
The French have the Garden Gnome Liberation Front.https://www.only-connect.co.uk/post/the-gnome-liberation-front
>>202916092Oh my science, gem
>>202916092didnt we kill this guy two days ago ?
>>202916405Whatever we are to them, these bastards keep stealing all the butter and cabbage from my kitchen
>>202916822You need to sprinkle saffron on the doorways and window sills
>>202917167I tried but those fucking Pakistanis sold me safflower instead Does it have to be a lot? I can't afford much of it, spent too much money replacing the butter
You guys only hate gnomes because they’re better than you and feel threatenedI’ve been living with gnomes my whole life and they’ve done nothing but bring me a jolly good time
>>202916984>My wifi isn't working, should I call my ISP?>No, better post this in the gnome subreddit
>>202916984Leave him a haggis to welcome him to his new country
>>202917239>Does it have to be a lot? I can't afford much of itIt's over
>>202916984damn his gnome is tsundere af
>>202916984He fucked up by not apologising instantly, he didn’t need no vodka he needed respect and he didn’t fucking get it, if he didn’t know gnomes couldn’t travel by planes he could just have fucking told him and he’d understand, but no he’s got to overcomplicate shit for no reasonGnomes are total bros, as long as you know to respect them they’ll do the same and let me tell you if a gnome respects you you got a brother right there, they’ll go as far as to work tooth and nail for you when you need help they’ll always have your back
>>202917396Someone said I should bribe them with shiny objects or use peppermint oil to deter themWould that work?
>>202917632Gnomish hands typed this post>NOOO SAAAAAR WE ARE GOOD SAAAR THOSE ARE GOBLINS THAT EAT YOUR BABY AND SHIT IN YOUR TOILET WITHOUT FLUSHING SAAAAAAAR WE ARE WHITE
>>202916092Gnome? Wayland is better.
>>202916092Just put some porridge outside the house and he will help your animals >>202916092
>>202917875>bribe them with shiny objectsThat shit's a racket, they'll just keep bothering you every week for morePeppermint oil might work if it's under a month old
>>202917916No wonder gnomes target you if you’re such an asshole, like I said it’s all respect, if you talk shit about them and try to repel them of course they’re going ti fuck your shit up they don’t play around, talk shit through with your gnomes let them know you’re a brother all the way throughLike let me tell you man my gnome gang I got living with me they don’t bother me none if I began posting shit like you’d do they’d be fucking fuming but I don’t I treat them like my family and so do they ain’t ever had a problem with the bunch of them they keep giving me gifts and shit they ain’t bad people
>>202917925based
Fuck gnomes. Total gnome death
>>202918189Why should I have to deal with a fat freeloading bastard? He should get a fucking JOB
>>202918945Where the fuck are we going to get a job man? Look at how small they are
>>202919179Are they*
>>202916092Gnomes aren't real.>>202916293BUILT
>>202919179>>202919215I knew it the whole fucking timeTotal gnomigger death NOW
>>202916984SOVL
>>202919179>are we
thread themehttps://youtu.be/9ZFdGFh2G2Y
>>202916092The deeds of gn*mes have not gone unnoticed and will not go unanswered
in my country santa claus is a gnome (yule tomte)
>>202916092Cringe reddit thread
no
>>202916092Gnomes are based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpL-nBFGm-g
we're supposed to call them chileans now
>>202916092Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho he ha. Hello there, old chum. I’m gnot an gnelf. I’m gnot a goblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been, GNOMED
>>202916092Gnomes will inherit earth. Drink mushroom tea and you will understand this.
>>202916092>>202916212>>202916293>>202916405>>202916747>>202916822>>202917632>>202917916are you all speaking in code? what the fuck is this shit?
>>202925460you dont wanna know
>>202925421Use case for desktop environment?
>>202925368what's up with gnomes taking our positions of power? why hasn't the world awaken up to this? we have to do something before is too late
>>202925460We aren't supposed to be talking about this stuff.
>>202916092'nome in the 'log
I believe in nisse tomte though instead of a 16th century german autist make believe
>>202916092Gnomes probably aren't even real and if they are we pose no threat to humans.
>>202916092I know it's you, self-deprecating gnomeHave you done your daily gnome exercise?Of course not.
