meesa jar jar binks editionprevious >>202918524
epsom salt bath tonight, y.n?
you now remember covid games
>>202923960soy edition
>>202923980Are you my mother?
>>202924019I will never forget.
>>202923980What are you, 80?
>>202923980yes 100%i am also taking a bath tonight with smell good aromatherapy oils
>>202916426They're right you know
>>202924055epsom salt bath is really good for even the most rugged blue collar guys it relaxes your muscles even bubba should have an epsom salt bath from time to time
bit sleepy
>>202924097bitch sleepy
>>202924097go to shleep, baby boy
There are two cute Latina girls in my department (school, not work)I'm pretty sure either both, or one of them is into me. Possibly neither. I can never tell until I make a move.How do I decide which one to ask out?
>>202924097I'm schleepy too
>>202924142flip a coin. maybe the coin gods have something in store for you
>>202923415my reaction to this post
>>202924142I hope they're both into you and you make whichever one you don't choose jealous and then get to experience the full crazy latina experience
kino incoming
home at last from toil
>>202924304yawning incoming
>>202923960
>>202924304Wait that's today
Reading a research article on sea cucumber larvae right now.Instead of undergoing complete metamorphosis like other echinoderms, they just re-arrange the parts they already have when transitioning from larval to juvenile form.Also if they don't have enough lipid reserves at this stage they'll die
>>202924406utilizing voter fraud
>>202924304I'll be at the kinoplex watching an actual kino instead of this garbage
>>202924403K.. KEEP ME POSTED
ate 12 oreosfighting the urge to eat 12 more
>>202924436oink
>>202924451I'm 153lb
taking a shit right now anyone wanna eat it or am i flushing?
>ate 12 oreos>fighting the urge to eat 12 more
catch a fat nigga run a lap with him but I don't think he in the shape for that
Why are Canadian posters so based?Is it because of their incredible good looks and enormous cocks?
>>202924481>Self reported surveys
>>202924481Chadjeets doing all the heavy lifting for you
>>202924481I think our astounding intelligence has something to do with it, too.
>>202924436So much sugar and processed garbageNever buy those again
wish there were possums in my area
>>202924471Need a girl to talk to me like this
>>202924517Saw one twice the size of my dog one night
Oreos are the king of cookies though, especially the double stuff
>>202924517I wish my dad never left
>state fact>amerliards start sharting and seethingLike clockwork. Thanks for the (You)s, roaches.
>>202924538I'm still here son
Why does Taydolf Swiftler release so much music why won't she leave the charts alone
>>202924304Gay baby vs the burger version of a white monkeyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_monkey
>ugh middle class can't afford housing anymore!um yeah they canwelcome to the lower class buddy :)
>>202924533I bought some girl scout smores cookies a while ago that were the tastiest cookies I've ever had desu
Reddit : La Sauce
*sips tea* ahhhh
decided I will eat the oreos so that they are not there for me to eat tomorrow
>>202924637Stop letting reddit ruin based things, they already ruined coffee and beards
for me it's folgers instant coffee
>>202924637It's only good with viet food. It's ass on anything else.Someone I knew recommended that I try it with plain oatmeal. I nearly VOMITED.
>>202924665>vietcong nigger sauce>basedunc u trippin>>202924700Sriracha lollipops sold at your local craft brewery
>>202924637Saba bien
crazy how things occur and yet nothing ever happens
she grew up middle class
Reminder that nothing ever happens. Literally every single event in the last 20 years has been a nothingburger.
>>202924756more like none of the schizo slippery slope people say is gonna happen happens when something occurs
>>202924782this but quite unironically
I post about my candy and fast food binges all the time and I'm also 150lbI suspect most slop posters are the same. You never see fat people with unhealthy food irl theyre always eating an acaï bowl with a cup of water
>ruined coffee and beardsWhy do you care what retards on Reddit do?
Not worth it to become a software dev these days considering all the things you need to learn and what salary you get, having the knowledge of a few languages can probably help in other related careers thoughever
>>202924817>You never see fat people with unhealthy food irl theyre always eating an acaï bowl with a cup of waterYou literally do not live in America
>>202924813The only thing that is slippery is your ass when you lube it up for your boyfriend you faggot. Edit : Sorry that was rude. I didn't mean what I said. I hope you can forgive me.Edit2 : Wow this blew upEdit3 : Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Why do people love jimmy carter
Who's the baddest bitch in this club? I'm the baddest bitch in this club!
>>202924858Same initials as Jesus Christ
>>202924735Name a better hot sauce
>>202924891cholula
>>202924782The Russian invasion of Ukraine is a somethingburger, with potential to become the ultimate happening if Putin chimps out and starts flinging nukes
>>202924923Ketchup
Azealia Banks is the only good femoid rapper
>>202924891Tabascos scorpion pepper sauce is really good
I heard putin has 200 billion net worth not sure if it's true thoughever, he does have really nice watches
>>202924701Love him <3
>>202924891>what is the least disgusting kind of poopoo?Nigga stfu blud u gay or sumit
volunteer firefighter? what do you mean volunteer???? I want a professional if there's a fire!
>>202924891There isn't any sauce that gives that nice garlicky taste like Sriracha
>>202924928>slavs mulching eachother on the other side of the worldAbout as relevant to my life as kikes and 'slims bombing eachother.I simply refuse to engage in the Current Thing
Hot sauce on food is like lime with beer It makes mediocre into decent
>>202925004They don't actually put out fires
>>202924928he's too much of a pussy to launch nooks
What is the best IT career?
>>202925037
>>202925053Cyber security too bad everyone in it is either gay or injun
>>202925037LOL
I farted
>>202925046It's not even that. The meat grinder in Ukraine will be drawn out in the same way that Afghanistan was drawn out. Shit generates cash money for the right people as well as allows for some epic political and social maneuvers. How anyone thinks any war from ww1 onward wasn't orchestrated gay theater is beyond me.The solution is to reject the imposed paradigm and not partake in the Current Thing.
I hate how many NPCs hate ai art just for it being made by ai I don't dispute that most ai art is bad, but it's so fucking npc to like an image but then dislike it when you find out ai made it>This beautiful painting was made by Hitler so it's bad now
>>202925081Takes some time to get into though since there isn't really any entry level positions for people without other IT experience
>>202925004as opposed to conscript firefighter (something that actually still exists on the books in a lot of places; temporary forced labour of local civilians in the event of serious emergency)
>>202925118awww sweet a schizopost
I've watched so much porn I've become bored of it. I don't even get super hard from it anymore.
>>202925198Then stop consuming it?
>>202925198Giving yourself ED m8
>>202925129There’s still a person making the inputs; AI art is just a medium. There must have been people complaining about brush paintings, when most were still doing handprints in caves. Is most AI art bad and low-skill now? Yeah, but people said the same kind of stuff about electronic music at first. There are people who mastered computer-based music and made interesting stuff, such as Aphex Twin. That’ll probably come from creators of AI art at some point, as people master how to use the systems, and probably overcome the censorship blocks that disallow the creation of meaningful art.
>>202925198That nigga wearing a fez
>>202925129AI can't be creative or imaginative so it can't make art
>>202925225>Is most AI art bad and low-skill now?How can ai art ever be high-skill?
>>202925129Hitler's paintings weren't very good objectively speaking
>>202924891El yucateco>>202925081>gay or injunSo 1/2 of the IT sector. It's gay af, I should know since I'm in it. Sitting in a cubicle? You have to be a gay retard to want to do that.
>>202925118>How anyone thinks any war from ww1 onward wasn't orchestrated gay theater is beyond me.Wars have all been gay theatre since the Roman era and beyond
>>202925225>Is most AI art bad and low-skill now? Yeah, but people said the same kind of stuff about electronic music at first.the difference is one is being created by a human being the other isn't you moron
>>202925242>AI can't be creative or imaginativeNeither can a paint brush or a canvas Only a mind can have those qualities
>>202925257Sitting in a cubicle is the American Dream you silly goose
>>202925255YWNBAW
>>202925198same but i still have urge to 'bate every day
>>202925284I like Hitler as a political leader and visionary, but dude didn't understand perspective in painting
>NPC thinks Rome is real
>>202925129Most AI art is garbage though, some can look nice but missing the human touch can give you a feeling that there is something off about it. There is actually some guy who tried to copyright his AI artwork but it was struck down in court twice. I kinda agree with the judges though, if you want to create art then actually learn to draw or paint, anyone can type prompts and have an algorithm create art from others people's art.
you cant have sex with cartoons
it's the inauguration celebration of the new president, it's full of gay flags but none of mexico lol
I'm back from my bike ride. Had to cut it short because part of it was flooded from the engorged tennessee river. Still about 19 miles THO>>202925257Love putting this stuff on tacos. I would make tacos IF I COULD AFFORD BEEF
>>202925322I am quite annoyed with how much AI slop is being uploaded to e-hentai.
There is something gross about AI images
>>202925333You bike ride on the country side? I'm moving to the Tennessee country side from a city and I'm worried I wont be able to bike ride out in the country
i WILL have sex with cartoons
>>202925392What will you do when Cartoons reject you for Chad?
>>202925333>Still about 19 miles THOis it hilly?
>i WILL have sexlol, no
suckin dick and bustin blicks
>>202925422rape
>>202925385Nah, i bike from the city to the various parks nearby town.>>202925424Google maps says 1200 feet cumulative elevation gain.
>>202925379It's so sovlless. It should be funny but it just isn't
I only eat cookies I bake myself because store bought doesn't taste nearly as good
Mexico elected a Jewish president lmfao
>>202925548narco-communist pro-trans and jewish
>>202925561>>202925548Is it over?
I'm trans
>>202925561How the fuck could you guys let this happen, like I knew it was bad but damn
>>202925586what's wrong?
>>202925548Why stop there
>>202925563more of the same
>>202925565me too sista
>>202925603Your primas aren't sucking my dick rn is what's wrong
>>202925586because her party gives 200usd a month to the people, that's why she won, no kidding that's why she won.
>>202925313>NPC doesn’t understand that WW2 was just yet another Punic war
>>202925610spinny sisters… it’s over
damn you got that nikka going. He's been waiting for it the whole day
would?
>>202925604 0.2% of the population but in so many places of power very interesting
>>202925604That sounds like a “Shlomo Steinshekelgoldberg” tier parody name
>>202925676Shut the fuck up
> 'The worst all-time': CNN polling expert says J.D. Vance's unpopularity is unprecedentedchudbros...
>>202925648Damn, i cant believe the Js are turning mexico into weimar germany.Sexual-deviancy, fiat currency printer, exporting wealth, it is so over
>>202925705He alienated himself from the female voting bloc
>>202925706all because this guy wanted to be like maduro
Imagine your a fat mob boss eating spaghetti and meatballs alone in a restaurant
>>202925691she only dates brahmin men
>>202925705Vance is very unpopular with chuds. Have you ever read even excerpts from his book?
Hillbilly Elegybros....
>>202925313ummm...retard much?
fucked an 18 y/o latino boy off grindr that didn't speak english
just thought of oreo cheesecake and now I'm pissed I don't have any
>>202925724where's the gabagool?
>>202925733>she only dates brahmin men
>>202925746Why is every single latinx male on earth like this?
>just thought of oreo cheesecake and now I'm pissed I don't have any>>202924471
I find cheesecake gross. It’s too much
>>202925787This and it's dry as shit. Turkey ass dessert
*puts on weak nerdy voice*I find cheesecake grosssss. It's too much >.<
>>202925765zesty indigenous genes o algo
>>202925813Dont know your gender but this post makes me want to fuck you
>>202925818>Canada not even on the listSurprising, but patriotism-inspiring
>>202925824we don't say the quiet part out loud
>>202925824that's how the canadian sounds
>>202924740Was that supposed to be spanish?
The amount of money laundering that goes on in Canada is insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr2DcykeadIspotted quite a few qts in this video
>>202925870You mean the entire government?
Thats two warnings in a row with no banIm living on the edge
>>202925870like what?
the homeless should be interned and made into biofuel
on my spooktober shit nahmsayin?
>>202925896No criminals that get away with laundering money in Canda, it's very easy for them
im so fuckin hyped lets gooooo
>>202925932For the VP debate or Halloween or something else
the escort agency that I always use now has a trans option, it's over.
>>202925955yes
TU NOMBRE EMPIEZA CON LA LETRA P Y NO TE LLAMAS PAMELA TU TE LLAMAS PUTA PORQUE SE LA DA'A CUALQUIERA
>>202925975this guy is gonna fuck a tranny lol
>>202925975NIGGA U GAY
how about we all talk about the televised discussion of two individuals but instead we call one mountainbob effigy and the other walter
>>202925901Like buying homes, casinos, and other methods being used by transnational organized crime. BC is the premiere spot in the west to clean their money
I could go from homeless to 100 wealth so easilyJust eat park ducks, live in a metal gear solid cardboard box, then drop ship and farm garloids
[Intro]Diego posts his Friday bestToilmong's tired, he needs a restThe cucks are playing up downstairsJanny's sighing in her sleepRapelad's got a date to keep, he can't hang around[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Verse]Our thread, it has a crowdThere's always something happening and it's usually quite loudOur janny, she's so mouse-proudNothing ever slows her down and a tantrum is not allowed[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of ourOur mouse, in the middle of our thread(Something tells you that you've got to move away from it)Our mouse, in the middle of our[Verse]Wagie gets up late for toilToby has to post the mice, then he scurries off to /cum/Sees them off with a small banHe's the one they're going to miss in lots of ways[Instrumental Break][Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Bridge]I remember way back then, when everything was true and whenWe would have such a very good time, such a fine time, such a happy timeAnd I remember how we'd post, simply waste the day awayThen we'd say nothing would come between us, two shitposters[Pre-Chorus]Diego posts his Friday bestToilmong's tired, he needs a restThe cucks are playing up downstairsJanny's sighing in her sleepRapelads got a date to keep, he can't hang around[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Outro]Our mouse, was our schizo and our creepOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, that was plaguing this shitheapOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse
>>202926001Actually code words could help us avoid the bans It'd be pretty funny because the whole general would look like a bunch of schizos for the moment
never votednever will
>>202926050I kneel
Remember, no talking about the vice presidential debate on /int/.
happy birthday 4chan
>>202926069What do you mean? We're talking about the Canadian lobster fishing debate between Balz and Pance
Griffith did nothing wrong.
A south asian friend wanted to convince me to vote for blue because she said red would make immigrants go homeIdk, i didnt find that to be a convincing reason for blue, even tho she is my friend. I can make new friends, but there are deep systemic problems that need to be solved.
>>202926106He raped his love interest and betrayed his group
>>202926042He's a real meltdown manLiving in his caravanMaking all his nettle plansFor toooooby
How do we stop the newfies from eating the lobsters
>>202925108was it a MEGA FART?
>>202926123so you don't care if your friend gets sent back
Eren did nothing wrong
>>202926042I found this amusing
So was Justin Bieber molested or what?
>>202926050I voooted so hard already
guts should have fucked griffith, so the guy wouldn't do anything so stupid.
>>202926167We'd have an easier time thinking of major child stars who weren't abused Miranda Cosgrove is the only one I can think of
Not watching but id expect the CEvan-man to demolish waltzing matildaWhen he's given a chance to speak on policy he usually sounds reasonably intelligent
>she said red would make immigrants go homethat never happens, remember with the orange man nothing happened, if it happens again nothing will happen.
>>202926142it's not the eatin' em thats the problemit's the catchin' emnot like the newfies are diving in to eat at the sourcebut to answer your question, the answer is practical legislation and two shots to the head if you are caught
>>202926174what state?
>>202926164Not really, no. She isn't a very good friend.
>>202926214the great state of new york
>>202926174What happens if you send your mail in ballot and then die before the election?
>>202926269It gets counted still methinks
>>202926166checked!
>>202926174Based.
>>202926269They remove his name from the envelope and count 1000 more votes for you know who
>tell the lady at shoppers my balls stink, ask about fungal cream>She asks if I have a rash, no, no skin irritation>She recommends gold bondThanks lady, I'm now gold bond pilled, can believe I've gone 24 years without this knowledge. They should shill this in sex ed or something
>>202926200> waltzing matildathe oz song?
>>202926301why do your balls stink
>>202926214Virgin(ia)
>>202926301Why don't you just wash your balls?
>>202926301Wash your penis and balls in the shower, stinky balls
>>202926301Have you though about taking a shower?
i maybe wash my balls once per month. shower once per week.
>>202926347Nasty ass!
>>202926318I don't know, sweaty I guess. It was foul at times man. But now i dust my boys up>>202926332>>202926331Bros I spent like 5 minutes every morning rubbing soap and bodywash into my nuts but it would be foul by noon
>>202926333Friends
>>202925975laboutique?
>>202926356Are you morbidly obese?
>>202926347How? Do you use a shower cap on your balls?
>>202926372just meaning i don't soap it. i only use bar soap in direct contact with skin.
>>202926370Nope
>>202926347>>202926356men are so disgusting holy shit
>>202926411It's even grosser when women do that because of the complex vaginal ecosystem
>>202926391Why? You are already in the shower.
>>202926411Shouldn't you be crowbarring your crotch wound so it doesn't heal right about now
>>202926356Sounds like you're not white.
>>202926422i enjoy the hot water more than i enjoy it as an exercise in cleanliness. just don't use soap.
Would any ladies in /cum/ like to see a picture of my naked upper torso before i destend my gut with pounds of yummy chicken?
Humans are so grossWhy does poop and anus have to exist, bros?
>>202926411How am I disgusting I shower daily>>202926438White people may be the best but we're still not perfect anon
i shower once every other week. i smell fine and my clothes are clean so what's the deal? it's healthier anyway
>>202926464It's better than the other option, of your cells pushing all the waste out of your skin.
>>202926466>White people may be the best but we're still not perfect anonTrue, but this sounds like a skill issue then.Do you shave your balls?
>>202926473don't try reasoning with them anon. they're in too deep. humans lived for millions of years without bathing but now it's suddenly "not okay". yeah, sure.
>>202926496ok stinkus
>>202926476There's also the option of a non-through gut, where we expel our waste back out our mouths
>i shower once every other week
>>202926492Yes lol. Thats why I thought it was a fungus. But its ok now, I am a saint patron of the divine balk dust
>>202926473Bruh you STINKJust because you're used to your own smell doesn't mean everyone else is
Me? Rooting for Timmy. Wont be voting tho
The Congolese fisherman debate has started
It finally happened to meI sharted in the mart
its about time i learned [slavic language] isnt it
IRANIAN NOOOOOOOOKS!!!!!!!
>>202926496British women used to cheat on their husbands with Norse guys, not because they were charming or anything like that. But because they washed themselves more often than their husbands.Some say that the British fought the war against the Norse about 900 years ago, because of this.Stop being stinky, this isn't a new phenomenon.
wew he's nervous
>>202926551HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Greentext. Now.
>>202926556do you look like that
I smoke rocks and shardsI'm multicultural
>>202926496Some humans, particularly those still mocked by "unjustified" and "racist" remarks still dont bathe
>>202926507That's nightmare fuel. Worse than Human Centipede.
we just began and they're already on the who can suck israel off harder question
>>202926556What is this from
>>202926598joshiraku
>>202926496that's not even true
>>202926582It's not that bad, jellyfish and comb jellies and some worms do it.It's just inefficient since you have to vomit your old food out before you can eat again
>>202926530Shaving your balls is the reason. Hair creates a gap, allowing for moisture to leave.I shaved my ass once, and it was a swamp down there, until the hair grew back. Stop shaving your balls, and the problem will go away.
The author of Hillbilly Elegy always looks like he’s wearing eyeliner
>>202926556me
>>202926622So?
>>202926587The cattle must be reminded who owns them
>>202926622He is.
>>202926619Naw I like them shaved, and the issue was definately there when I had a jungle. The problem is solved anyway
>>202926631it doesn't pair well with the gay stuff in his book titled Hillybilly Elegy
>>202926616It's nightmare fuel, because it would get all the way through your digestive track, and then come back. Puking up liquid shit is nightmare fuel.
>>202926622it's called style. look it up sweaty.
>>202926631Men who have outwardly feminine aspects are evil and repulsive.
>>202926645>create a problem>instead of solving the problem correctly>find an additional solution to deal with the symptoms of the problem>never fix the problemSounds like you work for the government.
>>202926663Walz is pro tranny
>>202926652copremesisopremesis
>>202926663ok
>>202926652It is now, but if we evolved that way, it would be banal. No one would care any more than they care about manually blinking, breathing or adjusting their tongue in their mouth.
>>202926688What's the point of a reply like this
EYE RANEYE RANEYE RAN
>>202926674But I did solve the problem, fagg0t.
>>202926677:|
>>202926677So is your internet history
he's wearing a pink tie wtf
>>202926716Don't look at me like that
>>202926701jap pan
>>202926652The development of the anus was a very important step in the history of evolution. Seriously, it's so much more efficient to have a through gut for digestion, and it allowed bi-lateral body plans to develop, which lead to nerves being centered in head structures, which lead to brains, which lead to 4chan.Basically, 4chan (and all vertebrates and invertebrates that have heads) wouldn't exist without the anus.
>>202926645the problem is not solved and i feel terrible for whoever has you to blow you
Trannies? not a fanTrannies? not a fanTrannies? not a fan>I can't say it a fourth time but it's implied here
>>202926701I RAN SO FAR AWAYI COULDN'T GET AWAY
>>202926725More like a "plum" color 2bh
kek what a kwab
>>202926735It also leads to guys putting it in her pooper when she's drunk. There's lots of wins.
who the FUCK is watching that shit?im spamming in the general over at the place but im sure 90% of us arent watching it
>>202926750nah more magenta
I'm not going to look up what kwab means no matter how many times i see it.I cant even tell from context what it means, or who its supposed to be insulting, or even if it is supposed to be insulting.
>>202926778I'm doing homeworkGonna go see a kino soon at the kinoplex
>>202926740Holy based, same but also niggers, jeets, and faggots.
>gay lisp voice Is that plum? More like magenta
Iran will probably use the good missiles this time
the balding guy has weird lips
>>202926790kwabwababb
Need to be a girls personal servant bad bros
>>202926804they did use the good missiles
>>202926790im still lurking
>>202926333good post
>>202926810> the balding guythat's both of them
>>202926815Didn't know a pig could speak
>>202926766>anal without prepYou're just asking for poop cock
>>202926830the even more balding guy
>>202926790it's kek what a bitch dummy
>>202926836You gotta take the opportunity when it arises, and roll the dice on avoiding poop dick.
newbreadwhen?
>>202926737Literally just wash it off beforehand. Women dont like going down on pube city
I can't tell if walz is REALLY nervous or if he just looks like that
>>202926790KEK What A Bitch
>>202926894>>202926894
>>202926735lol
