he was a skater boy edition>>202959525previous
what baseball team should I support
>>202965577he was a skater boyshe was a comb girlcould i make it anymore obvious?
>>202965577i bought that niqqua some weed the other day. it was alright.
>>202965611wish that the women’s rights tidbit wasn’t included with the “ho human is illegal bit”so called feminists when their country is flooded with fundamentalist muslims who do female genital mutilation but it’s okay because they’re oppressed or something
>>202965611NoEhNot sure what tranny shit this is aboutYesNoNot even close to true
Hey guys >>202965589Phillies
>>202965640It turns out that feminists were wrong 20 years ago to fight against FGM. Now they love it.
>>202965617lol
You guys can tell that Canada lowkey wants some of our nachos
I like authentic spic nachos from the USA
Very excited to ask out my Latina oneitis next week.That's the last ill say of it until the time comes, I won't be annoying.She's so hot thoughhhh
hes here
>>202965674good luck anon
>>202965674Hell yea
>>202965674She's gonna say "Sorry. I am now a slut for Canadian maple syrup"
>>202965674good luck. my crush looks at me like shes looking at a dog taking a shit
>>202965682who
kind of want to buy one but it's turkshit so it'll probably blow my hand off when i shoot it
>>202965674good luck
There is a blonde girl in the office at work that is blonde with A10s and everyone has hinted that she likes me but im in a rough spot living with my parents in a trailer park. If I could afford a new place and didnt have to go back to school to improve my life i would give her 10 aryan children
As always. Nothing ever happens.
>>202965733Why are you buying guns from Canada?
Did you forget about him?
>>202965769Don't let your life situation stop you from pursuing her. I made that mistake and have regretted it ever since.
>>202965783i'm not it's just the only image i could find that wasn't webp.
>>202965769who cares, if everyone thinks she likes you talk to her anywaythere are a lot of very nice women who choose unemployed dirt bags so don't think that you living at your parents home precludes you from dating
>>202965772chuddha haha
>>202965803>webpI just use print screen, maspaint, and make it a jpg.
why do women look like this?
working on a packaging design assignment
>>202965577>You will never be a skateboarding bun-e
>>202965940they wear spandex that holds their formless corpulence into that shape
SL at 59895 no TP
>>202965940It makes the soft pp turn into hard pp.
>>202965953Design this *grabs package, and by package, lets just say my peanits*Hey, you! Yeah, you! You right there. Stop replying to non-/cum/ flags!
>>202965953he’s a cool guy
I am on my 34th listen of Chief Keef's album Almighty So 2
>>202965965>formless corpulence this is so much worse than just calling her flabby sheesh
>>202965998wutang _soyjak.jpg
>>202965953Cornering both the "edgy teenagers" and "boomers who shop at Walmart" markets, pretty smart anon
>>202966029it's for hot sauce
>>202965940Need my face sat on so bad bros
Lmao I was going to give my Uber driver a pass but he actually rated me one star, enjoy getting deactivated dickhead
https://www.youtube.com/live/shnlRaGwKOc?si=Zphm5mOtP6gdS3SRMoo Deng is on the move
Complain about broccoli head zoomers
Why the fuck does everything cost money?
this fucking neet guy is so weird. i get being a lazy bum but why are you so effeminate and childish? you closeted or something?
>>202966155excellent i've been keeping an eye on this stream but she's hardly ever there
women DO NOT want to have sex with me
>>202966204same and frankly i can't blame them. it's like complaining that the clippers don't want to draft me. you just have to find something else you're good at
>>202966196Whomst
>>202966204not surprising
>>202966250family next door has a neet kid. i know hes neet cause his parents yell at him every other day. i know hes not retarded or on the spectrum but hes so fucking weird. like not even 4chan weird.
Might drive to KFC despite being drunk
>>202966312Kill someone
>>202966312don't do thatvery selfish
*calls the police*
>>202965611In this house, we say “gay,” “retarded,” AND the three words that are now being restricted to a limited number of uses by the 4chan moderators
>>202966145what did you do to him, call him a cuckold or summin
had a carl's jr near me that closed down. genuinely felt a pang of sadness when i happened upon it shuttered up. had a lot of good memories with the old raspy lady that worked there. see you space carl.
>>202966312boozed and cruisepilled
>>202966204it is what it is
>>202966333
>>202966322Irish-American x Mexican relationship is entirely based on drunk driving >>202966323It's like 1 mile away, no big deal
>>202965940so they can give birth more easily
I'm like 95% certain trump wins
>>202966312Are you black
>>202966386LMAO
KFC is unironically good
i just want to grill for got's sake
>>202966393KFC was ruined for me when they got rid of potato wedges
>>2029663932 expensive 4 me
>>202966414the state of your life
>>202966335I didn't say good morning, not even kidding, he told me that was the problem
>>202966393I like it but it's only worth it with coupons. I just got coupons for 5 sloppa joints in the mail so I will use the good ones
>>202966376Right now it’s pretty tight, and basically comes down to Pennsylvania, which is right on the knife’s edge, according to polls
I won't have my beers until friday
two beers inalready feels like it's one of those nightsto forget
>>202966423lol what a whiny babbyone of our uber drivers in vegas was a black guy and he didn't say a word the entire time and just cranked up some shitty rap music.
>>202966444I will pray for you tonight, bud.
>>202966422shut up im working on it
>>202966433Not really, Trump probably wins it by 3-4
im back
>>202966530ur black
it ain't right what they done to me
they done goofed?
>>202966554no
hola /cum/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZXlgNMDK3ExD
Any lawyers here? I recently stumbled upon federal obscenity laws, and I was quite shocked and offended that the first amendment doesn't protect "obscene" content. Not only is it not protected, but it's unlawful. Have there been any convictions in the past 20 or so years? I'm also interested in seeing recent cases in general, regardless of the verdict.
nearly done with the 34th listenstill a 10/10, chief keef is unironically one of the most innovative musicians active rn
Jesus christ P. Diddy is like he wants to beat bill cosby, michael jackson, Jeffery epstein and every youtuber's record on abusing everything that fucking moves!
>>202966595cum con sex or sexo con cum?
>>202966595I've seen sexually explicit videos of this womeme
kamala harris slept with 4.5 million people
>>202966595>PROFESSIONALno shit
>>202966602not a lawyer and idk but I have seen a few cases online where people have shit like "fuck you" on their cars and they win in court because it's protected by the first amendment
anyone feels like it's over?
>>202966619>>202966612>>202966609it was all about the music https://youtu.be/VuktJ8mppE0
https://youtu.be/U44MVEZXdBg
Well all I want is to just be freeLive my life the way I want to beAll I want is to just have funLive my life like it's just begunBut you're pushin' too hardPushin' too hard on me
>>202966704cant watch in in euro for some reasons.
>>202966677only every other day
https://youtu.be/nLAWPrCUQQ0
>>202966716my future looks bleak desu
>>202966602Not a lawyer but I've heard of a couple cases. One guy pled guilty after federal authorities charged him with collecting manga showing bestiality and what was basically CP. US v. Handley was the case. A porn director named Max Hardcore was prosecuted and convicted for making particularly gross porn.
>>202966713its mid 2bh.
>>202966760https://youtu.be/rxUSEyEmo1Q?list=PLovKOY7zwh-rlzbd0ywJozZsuudDAA-uZ
I dont want to do math i hate algebra i hate geometry!!!!!!!!!
>>202966760mid as in midway haha kek get it
Do girls think about their mancrushes the way men think about their girlcrushes?
>>202966794yes
>>202966489>according to…
>>202966738it will brighten up once everyone starts tossing nukes at each other
Is this true?https://youtu.be/I4SVUiVG8mg
should I brush my teeth tonight
>>202966794when i think about my crush i think about how ive never seen her wearing open toed heels
https://youtu.be/9zLDZXLew0E
>>202966794how would i know
>>202966822It would be more believable if he had a beard
Bay Area or LA? I know they're both absurdly expensive. I'm planning on moving to the US for the beeeeeeg salaries in my field at some point, and I've decided on California over New York already.
Why does everyone ignore my posts today
>>202966849LA so you can hang out with me
>>202966858
>>202966858>>202966785https://youtu.be/rni7fM2McMI
>>202966805VBM
>>202966858sorry i haven't been here really
>>202966849More like the Gay Area
is it weird if you're sexually attracted to donald trump
>>202966825of course you should
got banned on reddit
>>202966865>>202966929Ok guys, you've convinced me, I'm going to the angels
>>202966909This type of music just makes me think of cartel beheadings
>>202966909https://youtu.be/ww76NMpYcsE
>>202966952WOAH MAMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRli6P-WJiM
i've been shooting ropes my whole life
>>202966938should i floss i dont feel like flossing tonight
>>202966946Just be aware that the traffic is crazy and the homeless people are really bad in the city centerBut the area is very fun to live in otherwise, there are endless things to do
>>202966967https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ
>>202967013yes you should do both
>>202967023I'm ok with crazy traffic, and I've been through the homeless tutorial in a couple UK cities. I just want to live in a sunny warm dry place for once.
i've decided that i'm going to die alone and thus will be proceed to get drunk tonight (yes on a weeknight) (yes on a wednesday) (why oh why am i such an unloved loser reeeeeee)
Crazy
>>202967034mama ooooohhh i dont want to die from aids i sometimes wish i'd never been born at all
>>202967094https://youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE
i'm old enough to remember a time when the only reason a man would dress up like a girl was to seduce and trap a mouse
Absolutely based
>>202967125lol
business idea: kms
>>202966946They’re both shit. My parents just got back from LA and hated it.
>>202967144not profitable and don't do that and your mom would be sad
business idea: blunderbusses
shut the fuck up
>>202967151LA the city is poop, the surrounding area is top-tier
>>202967153doesn't matter. it's all over
>>202966672I'm talking about obscenity, not profanity. What you're talking about could be considered "fighting words", which is something else entirely, but also an exception to the first amendment. Obscenity is stuff like a drawing of an infant getting raped, mutilated and shat on by feral beasts. Something called the Miller test is used to determine if something is obscene. It goes as follows:>Whether "the average person, applying contemporary community standards", would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest,>Whether the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct or excretory functions[4] specifically defined by applicable state law,>Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.[note 1]>The work is considered obscene only if all three conditions are satisfied.[citation needed]>>202966751Thanks. Wow, that's so retarded. I think it should be illegal to, for instance, put unsolicited shocking content like "vomit or blow mucus into their mouths or on themselves, or drink urine from their anuses using a tube" on a bilboard or in someone's mailbox. I do think it should be permitted in a place like a forum that has the ability to moderate itself. What is interesting about that Max Hardcore case is that he, I assume, was only distributing the content to willing consumers.
>>202967120based song
>>202967166it’s not over
“Anon. Turn the page back. We’re not 10 pages ahead. Turn the page and stay with the class. Are you listening, Anon? Zero participation in class for you today. Stay with the rest of the class and listen to me”
>>202967186you dont know that
Could a relationship work with a girl who lives an hour away, but commutes to my college 3-4 times a week
>>202967189yeah I saw that twitter post too
no one's posting the abhorrent leaf meme after my posts anymorewhat am i doing wrong
post goonsluts
cheers wednesday night bros
>>202967217cheers leaf man
>>202967212You’ve become domesticated and boring
>>202967208yes plenty of people do relationships that are even more long distance than that and make it work
>>202967205stfu you freemason energy vampire archon. let the man take complete advantage of the supreme boon which nature has provided us, the privilege of suicide
Looking forward to see this more times in the future
>>202967269always blue
>>202967208Yes. Where I’d be cautious is if you’re ever permanently in different locations, and only have the opportunity to see each other by deliberately going far out of your way
>>202967094kek lol lmao
>>202967274what about my post where i said i want to have sex with donald trump though
gamer girl made fun of my name...
>>202967286Suicide is pathetic and retarded THOUGH
kids these days just don't want to grow up to be wise guys like they used to
>>202967313what a bitch sorry
Haven't coomed in daysJust dont feel like it anymore
LA or SF sounds like one of those lesser of two evil questions people ask each other while drinking together. actually having to decide either or sounds like a nightmareif you do decide SF, consider the marina or pacific heights for places to live. the rent will be insane but you won't have to worry about tweakers running up on you unless you're closer to vanness
>>202967313what's your name
i should really REALLY stop eating so much spicy shit
>>202966333>three words>333 GETso what are the 3 words?
>>202967328Earl
https://youtu.be/5RhJ2hBNerc?t=24
>>202967355Canada, United States, Mexico
>>202967319I think they don't want to mess with the cartels who treat the whole crime thing like a competition
It is SHAMEFUL we are paying entry-level professors $50k/y when we should instead be hitting them with sticks and stealing their lunch money
>>202967353that's alright. kind of a name you have to embrace or be caught out but it's no kelvin melvon or kevin
>>202967352basketball playerman playing pretend
>>202967363all are welcome here as long as they observe local traditions and adopt the language
>>202967365This is why I'm going straight into industry after I get my Masters Ain't no way am i going to spend 6 years on a PhD for a shitty professor job!
>>202967353this you?
What's the big deal with the "nigger" limit?We in /cum/ already have "urkelkin"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XOgSWvBC0U
>>202967380>basketball playernigger>man playing pretend?
>>202967428do you look like that
>>202967404its you
>>202967450My names not Earl
>>202967456what is it
This is my girlfriend
I haven't jacked off to 3D in years
Having a subway cheesesteak. Not even that badT. From philly
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview?pli=1#
Sports Psychology
>>202967169I think it was a result of the religious right's crusade
>>202967431yes
>>202967468Ronnie
>>202967489you're wrong
>>202967477The best cheesesteak I've had was in Baltimore
>Whoever utters any obscene, indecent, or profane language by means of radio communication shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.So if I record someone using profane language and then broadcast that on the radio, the person I recorded is going to go to prison, but I'm innocent? Total legislator death.
>>202967477people talk about subway like it's the worst thing ever but it's really noti know you can go other places and get a better sub but that's not the point
Pennsylvania is Trump Country
>>202967496Don't you mean Randy?
>>202967496pipe down ronald
i worked at subway for like 2 days
>>202967496that's a cute name are you a redhead
>>202967500You would be fined for broadcasting without a license. The airwaves are a finite and protected public resource
>>202967518Literally Obama/Biden Country
>>202967518Pennsylvania is shithole country
Usually would never go to subway but when i get a 2 for 12 coupon i do. The good sandwiches are like $15 each now so it's a good deal. I remember the $5 footlong!
>feel sick>expunge diarrhea from my anus>instantly feel better
>>202967569BOGO is great. i had 2 tuna melts last week
watchin beauty (me) and the beast (you).
>>202967591:<
what if i just didn't tip you, bet you would be fuming
>>202967598I've never worked in the service industry thank goodness
>>202967591
change my pitch upsmack my bitch up
>>202967514I think people hate on subway for being overpriced. They used to be decently priced. They're 10 dollars here if you want just the footlong without a drink, which is fine honestly. It's similar to what a plate of kebab or other low quality fast food costs. I hear they're something like 15 bucks over there, which seems quite steep. >>202967548Assuming I had a license, of course.
Set the goalAccomplish the goal
>>202967604IM THE TROUBLE STARTER, PUNKIN INSTIGATOR
I wear german milsurp with the flag on it proudly. If anyone ever says anything I'll tell them the holocaust never happened and i love hitler
>>202967634i don't look like that but i do that
>>202967634mf having a lil snack
>>202967638I do this.
rooby rooby roo
>>202967638But don't people who love Hitler like him for doing the holocaust?
playing concord
>>202967597>>202967603will last petal of your precious rose fall before you ask me on a date?
For me, it's Deadlock.
>>202967674slop squared
>>202967659don't believe you
>>202967657I like Hitler and I like Israel and jews. I just dont like jews controlling our government, i wouldnt like Germans to do it either fuck Peter Thiel and AIPAC
>>202967683I like mobas, and I like shooters. It's like if Dota 2 and TF2 had a baby. It just works for me.
>>202967719>It's like if Dota 2 and TF2hwat
>>202967719idk why people say this. it has zero similarities to tf2
>>202967701
I have 74 threads hidden on /v/My low-quality post senses are powerfully tuned
>>202967711>I like Hitler and I like Israel and jews.
um, zogbros? i haven't received my download from zogbase to execute the zogtocol. what should i dotocol?
hatred — and frankly, malice
I probably have avoidant personality disorder
>>202967752why even browse it at that point
>>202967747>>202967701
>>202967753i look like this
>>202967776I dont know, and i dont want to spend too much time thinking about that question.This thread and /fit/ are the only reasons i really come here anymore
>>202967775you should go get a diagnosis
>>202967747>>202967701lmao i love this stupid dog. 90% of memes are plain schizo
>>202967795I look like this
I've got 45 threads filtered on /gif/
how about risky, elective surgery? how about an alcoholic beverage? how about we drive real fast off a pier in a car not altogether ours?
>>202967823Just use another site for that
>>202967819
>>202967823tell me your filter list so that i can silently judge you.
>>202967844based
>>202967825Sounds good
>>202967844I wish i could live like this
>>202967844avoids everyone and just goes straight into the water, nice he knows what he likes
im canadian
>>202967519>>202967520no>>202967544blond
no
>>202967893Nice!
>>202967893Based
>>202967880you could probably run on the beach if you really wanted
>>202967893heres another one
they call me crazy ol' edward
>>202967893https://youtu.be/wpoq9wlcttI
Another night soberFour in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMQeGubna3E
>ywn be a golden retriever owned by an upper-middle class family in Maine with a 5 acre property Sad
>>202967908Too far away, and i am very poor
>>202967859all raceplay and tranny shit filtered
Nuclear weapons are fucking fake. I'm not worried at all about a global war.
>>202967947hmmm, consider yourself, judged.
>>202967947>rekt not filteredPlease leave this thread
dont speak to me unless you also own a beach side villa in italy
>>202967924Congrats budI used to be an alcohol until I developed an eating disorder and gradually stopped drinking because alcohol has too many calories.
>>202967924Good job. I'm drunk on a workday eating my 2nd subway sandwich
>>202967823futanarifurrybestialityloligenderswap_(ftm)tentaclespregnantfuta_with_futa
feel sick buds
>>202967957its not filtered but i havent clicked on a rekt thread in 10 years
>>202967970>>202967970>>202967970
>>202967960You can get one for $1
>>202967968what are your symptoms
>>202965577https://youtu.be/a83Z1d1_ERofun fukt, my smol city got the biggest cactus plantation in europe (legal one0
people are making too big of a deal out of p diddy. that sort of stuff happens in all relationships but now suddenly everyone cares that a successful black man had relationship problems with a couple of girls. also it happened 30 years ago.
>>202966677I think there's really nothing Mexicans and black men can do to help. I feel like if was doing one of those public interviews, I would say that people need to love each other more. Not be so horny for us. Why wouldn't you love your own people?
Cheese belongs on the top shelf
