cold Palmer edish
2 sausages in the frying pan one cob buttered
2 sausages in my bum
>>202998232why's he in a tottenham kit
TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁOOH UP THE RALONG LIVE THE IRA VOTE SINN FÉINBRITS OUT OF IRELANDFUCK THE ROYALSCELTIC FOREVER!I'm English btw but I'd die fighting for Irish unification.
>>202998232AND THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
happy friyay yall
Fingering my arse to the national anthemThats patriotism rorke you fat banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWYghQUQ8xM
>>202998280mong
smoking cali don’t worry about it
>be appointed new leader of Hezbollah>lsrael kills you minutes later
>>202998327Back to the Heathermong persona now are we?
Got called spaki twice in the last thread
>>202998280
>>202998327Give it few years he will be exposed as a nonce
>>202998315no one clicks your links LOL
>>202998232>My dad won't let me use his Hilton rewards to get a free room
is Spaino back? what did I miss?
guess heatherfreak is bored of spamming ai slop then, here's to 5 more hours of this
https://vocaroo.com/12dJsHNvaGit
>>202998378maybe you should up your post quality then
>>202998434spaki melti
>>202998354why don't hezbollah pull a fast one on israel and announce netyanhu as the new leader
>>202998157
>>202998434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ925g37wfc
>>202998434GIGA MELTYSPAKI HAS BROKEN DOWN LOOOOOOOOL
hezbollock
finally home from toiling. my weekend begins in earnest
>>202998434ADAM GIGAMELTY
newfags :(
odds leftoversevens something freshdubs fuck it off and go to maccies
finna listen to talk tuah whilst toiling today
The funniest thing about women to me is they seem to embrace being stupider than men
>>202998434that is the sound of someone I could easily batter.
>>202998434isn't this quite an old voca? thought this predated his current never-ending meltie.
https://vocaroo.com/1hudeUuNYsQKThe brap hog
>>202998547thinking of ordering maccas myselfroll
>>202998434SCREEMAING
>>202998547You should eat the leftovers. unless they last awhile. don't waste them
why is this iranian bloke trying to make money from white nationalism
>>202998547dubs because I'm going there for supperberg myself, monopoly is back too
>>202998577spag bol from yesterday. it would have lasted for tomorrow, im just concerned it wont be enough. im absolutely famished.
>>202998558Tis old mate
>>202998592Dont know
>>202998592Looks like Ross from Friends
Why is getting a job so hardThe longer I go without one the harder it gets ;(
last thing I heard about eddie was he burnt his flat downis he still posting
if my parents are irish but i was born in england, am i irish or english?
>>202998232My dad is stupid I told him I would rather travel the world then focus on school. Like wow I wanna spend my youth studying and working instead of seeing the earth god gave us
>>202998645he's dead mate
>>202998649yeah
>Horrifying moment woman runs for her life through supermarket aisles chased by balaclava-wearing hitmen before they blast her to death in parked car
>>202998558it's from 2022 britpol originally - though I do remember spainnonce did upload some vocas at one point which were quite similar in nature
>>202998649you're something called irish diasporadon't know if you've heard the term before
>>202998660is he actually? I could believe it
>>202998690him 190 and mihaiall dead
>>202998434That's Eddie from Brit/pol/, not Spaino.Stupid newfags.
>>202998726mind his omegle videos
>>202998726rattled you adam
we will remember him
>>202998726My bad I haven’t spent my life on this website bro I’m sorry!
mad how many /brit/ users have overdosed when you think about it
>>202998756>>202998773spaki getting the cuckposting going again for yet another thread
>>202998765Yeah when he tried to groom little black boys. I was there. I remember.Also Eddie was the original Norf FC, where the meme started.Brit/pol/ used to be a fun place believe it or not.
soil and blood nationalism is rising and it's making me worried
My dad told me wanting to visit london instead of completing my classes is stupid but honestly college is a scam in the us atleast in Europe it's free or cheap not sure about the UK
Raising twin sons, one exclusively in Esperanto, one exclusively in Klingon.When they reach of age they shall fight to the death. I theorise that being a Klingon speaker makes you physically stronger and Esperanto makes you weaker, and this is the best way to find out.
NO new world order
Those halcyon days.
>>202998819yeah i used to post there but chucked it a while agomight go back because /brit/ is shite now
>>202998776unironically hope he's doing well
>>202998789only ulster really
>>202998819Snake with tits, his gf??
>>202998839you're the biggest timmy in the thread adam
>>202998852mad how all of them are freemasons
>>202998852russell brand, the rapist
>>202998852Kill yourself
>>202998880Spaki is typing...
>>202998869190 on ketmihai on codeinemikey on speed
>>202998852the breadth of Noel's friend group is genuinely incredible
QT YANK POLITICS EDITION 10TH OCTOBER IN PHILADELPHIAINCOMING KINO
>>202998865It's awful. Even Eddie stopped posting there, says it all really.
>>202998914>Irish diaspora and a (((Cockney)))all me
>>202998919he's in the freemason club
>>202998939holy grimbo
>>202998939Spaino!
>>202998939adam
>>202998939
>>202998592>hey lads what do you think of [literal who RW twitter mong]fuck off twat
>>202998925guests announced?
>>202998879Doubtful since Morrissey is a Catholic and they are very much anti-Masonry.
i'm a pvreblooded gaelige
>>202998982lmaoyou think moz is religious?
>>202998819>Brit/pol/ used to be a fun place believe it or notgiven that all the refugees have ditched /britfeel/ and /britpol/ it wouldn't surprise me if both og those boards are much more pleasant to post in these days
>>202998880uh oh, Spaki you're gonna have a meltie aren't youuuuuuuu
live in coatbridge me
>>202998982they're also against being gay
>>202998960>>202998963spaki is 100% pure pakistani bvll thoughever
>>202998973not yet, gonna be an insane contrast with yank schizosweek after is rotherham
Ask me anything about this shithole
Currently sucking: A pint
>>202999030he's already posted the same DNA results before under his trip
>>202999044what's the bed industry like
>>202998998>you think moz is religious?Yeah he is, if you knew anything about him you'd know that.>>202999019Mozza is a non-practicing bender.
>>202999058Nah
>>202999030>>202999058l'm not Spaino l assure you.
well my dad is pissy i want to go to europe and i rather not become a worker drone for a shitty company working 50 hours a week in a job i hate
>>202999067he's not catholicmasons are religious but they practice an esoteric religionhe's also literary a bumder
>>202999063There’s a bensons for beds at the retail park, that’s about it.>>202999083Our roadmen don’t take kindly to battyboys like you
>>202999070Rattled you Spaino
>>202999080bore off adam
anyone know where I can buy a cheap caduceus on the quick?
>>202999099yep it's a slave contractjob = slave contract
>>202999110jews
>>202999102>he's not catholicHe is a Catholic. Raised one, then lapsed, then came back to it again. He's spoken about it in depth.
might put a carrot up my bum
>>202999139Don’t think u watched it
>>202999080Hey Spainpaki! back to trying to fit in with the lads again after the vpn you've wasted your entire incel life spamming on 4chan got banned? Waheey ahah
>>202999146well he's lying then because he lives a life of a sinner and he's a mason
New caddicarus dropped
>>202999007hahaha get fucked
>>202999164they are literally jewslook at their faces
>>202999127It's a wine made by the singer of Tool
>>202999174heathermong
>>202999178kys spainnonce
>>202999170
>>202999170>>202999116willing to prove l'm not him
>>202999227go on then
>>202999044any good pubs there?
>>202999234getting a dick pic ready
someone order a lion?
>>202999197>new world winesIncredibly grim.
>that lad who was gonna drop a tab earlier
>>202999227won't accept anything other than a white man stepping on scales that read less than 15 stone as proof
>>202999286Imagine eating this good
>>202999243done him
>>202999136my plan is to work some shitty wagie jobs and explore the parts of the world i wanna explore
>>202999284spaintwat
anyone remember the webm of that guy having a 20 inch MASSIVE dildo pulled out his arse by a doctor? >>202999286 webm somewhat related.
>>202999243what if he was rushing through the door and got impaled by one of those Billiard/Pool Cues
If it were legal for you to kill tattooists or abortionists which would you choose?
>>202999333:/
>>202999330heathermong
Shit general full of mongs
>>202999351I'm about freedom bro. People can doodle their skin, they can also choose when to reproduce and have children
>>202999351tattooists
>>202999380spadam
the oligarchy at the top of each country is amoral and evil
>>202999402what are you gonna do about it?
>>202999326You mean save up some money then leave, or like working shitty jobs in the places you're traveling to?
>>202999380pube
Why are long fake nails attractive? Like is there an evolutionary reason?
>>202999415become a member of the oligarchy by being amoral and evil
>>202999424theyre not
>>202999433that's the spirit
>>202999424They aren't attractive IMO. women think they're attractive. God knows why
>>202999402
>>202999382oh your bent and a nonce
>>202999424shows she's a soft comfy woman of leisure unused to physical labour.
>>202999433quintessentially faustian love it x
>>202999416saving up in the us and going to these places
>>202999333yea i rememberimagine edging this good
you ever get some brief self-awareness and realise that you're a complete fucking weirdo?like, normal people don't have a "4chan folder" filled with reaction pics and other bollocksmy coworkers probably wonder what I do after work and if they ever found out I would be so embarrassed
>>202999424tattoos aren't attractiveexcessive makeup isn't attractivelong nails aren't attractive piercings apart from ears aren't attractivenon-natural hair colours aren't attractive yes, I have autism
>>202999333no and y'all expect us to just know this gruesome shit off hand like it's common, another fella did the same thing in another thread over a mantis nibbling on a guy's cock with a chunk visibly missing
There's really no need for under-16s to have smartphones or unsupervised Internet access.
>>202999462what is this
>>202999462based academy of ideas watcher
moo deng
>>202999484vile runtslop
Non-stick pans should be replaced every 5 years, regardless of no visible deterioration
>>202999487>like, normal people don't have a "4chan folder" filled with reaction pics and other bollocks... they don't?
>>202999465Good take
>>202999516stainless steel master race here
>>202999487I uh...renamed my 4chan folded to "internet pics"
antibabypillen
>>202999497his name was Brent Spooner
>>202999484how DOES he do it?
>>202999520No they just use fuckin tenor or emojis
got a big folder called PORN with subfolders for ARSE and TITS
>>202999516Just use stainless steel for everything. They can be temporarily made non-stick by oiling them and letting the oil reach smoking point, this creates a non-stick layer.
>>202999487my reactions folder is called work folder
spilled some diesel on my fingers or hands
>>202999474South America would be cool, your money would definitely go a lot further than Australia for example
>>202998939You off to Israel then to serve your nation?
drinking a very large gin and tonic
I hide my pornography in a txt file
>>202999487Just lean into it. Save this pic to your hard drive
>>202999542fuck off yank
>>2029995748======D~
>>202999572really like the idea of gin and of tonic but unfortunately i hate how both taste
evening lads. If the police come looking for my phone I can just refuse them yeah? I mean what's stopping me just telling them I don't have it anymore?
Log off. Shut down. Go outside.
I hide all my gay porn in the system32 folder
>>202999572prefer sipping neat whisky myself
>>202999542that has to be pics because in videos you'd typically see both the arse and tits Lol
as expected the leftover spag bol wasnt nearly enough food. still hungry.
>>202999484learnt how to cook a silky peng scrambled eggs when i was a first year arrogant student from his videowould make it for dinner almost every day with bacon and wash it down with whole milk xx
>>202999590lol
>>202999614it's midnight
>>202999614yeah i'll go outside at 11pm and get stabbed, genius idea
>>202999487yeah kekgot a giant seasidemark folder and a tim folderstate of me
>>202999631Yes, and?
>>202999627MACCIES IT IS THEN!!!
>>202999636do you live in Brummy or summat?
why did we give chagos away lads what the fuck were mauritius ever gon do
>>202999646there could be non-whites out there
I have my own personalised sinisterjaks
>>202999487I’ve stopped caring or pretending to be normal and it’s ironically helped me appear more normal.
>>202999654manchester is the stabbing capital of the UK
the british empire dindu nuffinamerica dindu nuffinisrael dindu nuffin
>>202999647cant be arsed now. going to have a banana and a cornetto
anybody remember the delete system32 folder meme
>>202999628
time for a nice oily wank
nuqneH, tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'? Suyaj'a'?Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam, Qapla'!
still cringe at a miniscule social faux pa I did in a shop years ago. I hate being mentally ill.
>>202999698I don't speak french
things i've never eaten:>egg>beans>fish>anything chinese>brown sauce>pizza>fruits that arent apples or grapes
>>202999705what was it
>>202999674wouldnt believe that. no way manny is as stabby as Liverpool or brummy
>>202999684hate this zionist rat so much
got the guitar restrung
>>202999487Also, I think most people have their strange habits and hobbies. Yours just happens to be 4chan.
>>202999705I still think about times that I embarrassed myself at school/college
>>202999715fussy poof
>>202999705>faux pa/fr/ is down the hall and to the left
>>202999725what gauge strings did you use?
>>202999715stop lying
>>202999716queue for the self scanners went around the corner of an aisle, I hadn't realised and stood at what I thought was the beginning of the queue but a woman around the corner shouted at me for cutting in.
>>202999705still get a flop sweat on when i think about that time i shouted "cunt" during PE as an in-joke with my mate and everyone else just thought i was a spastic lol it's been literally 18 years and it still gets me every now and then
If I shit too loudly in a public bathroom is that a faux poo?
>>2029997529, as i heard they were easier to play with. is that correct? only difference im really noticing so far is that theyre not all black and rusted
having the daring to throw an apple in the bin
going to Preston tomorrow to shag a prostitute and then have a kebab
been listening to The Comet Is Coming a lot recently. some sick chunes on this albummight be starting to get into jazz for the first time. I know many will probably say this "new jazz" stuff is too produced and rehearsed but it sounds good to my pleb ears
/brit/ eating the entire apple including the core and dirty bits because it's "Sigma" or some shit
>>202999781bet you have delicate womanly fingersyou in london babe? x
>>202999781if you're playing a strat/tele yeah but any other electric guitar you should use at least a 10also if you had more than a 9 gauge on before then you'll need to readjust the action and truss rod
>>202999804have you decided on the prostitute yet?
>>202999810Oooh he likes his jazz does heJazz loving bastardBet you fucking click your fingers and lightly bop your head
bus a nut
>>202999813HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NTA but I just thought I'd mention I play a Jazzmaster. Yeah.
>>202999730they don't dothe most "weird" thing most normies will do are things like watching a netflix show about conspiracies, or having a spanking fetish
>>202999810they're ok but there is much much better jazz out there
>>202999840don't know what that is but colour me impressed
>>202999813I do eat the entire apple, you have a problem that that you little cunt?
>A father of two from Newport has been sentenced to eight years in jail for raping a woman he met on a night out.>Christian Okafor, 48, met the woman in a nightclub in the city on the 27 January, and invited her and some friends back to his flat.>Cardiff Crown Court was told the woman involved was already visibly intoxicated, and passed out soon after arriving at Okafor’s flat.>Gwent Police said it would not be releasing an image of Okafor to the media at the request of the victim.>"There were concerns around the impact it would have and the potential to re-traumatise the victim seeing his photo in media," the force said in a statement.bizarredid she actually request this or is this something the courts pressured her into sayinghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn03ge35n08o
>>20299975212 for me on a jazzmaster
Are you guys white?
rorke meaning in hindi
>>202999572prefer neat gin tbqh
still play the yamaha pacifica I got 16 years ago because I never played guitar outside of my smeggy bedroom
>>202999840jazzmasters are my favourite guitar tooI've owned about 10
>>202999830no not yet, but theres always a good punt to be had in Preston. say what you will about it being a shithole, it is, but it gets some good prostitutes and has good kebab shops. i hear good things about the weed as well but i dont smoke it.
>>202999870scouse not white
>>202999626mad how zoomers would spam this gay unfunny bizarre "meme" for about a week or two before moving on to the next braindead cringe dogshit
Lot of similarities between a prostitute and a kebabCheap meat, often foreign, bad for you and can inspire regret but fun in the moment
>>202999869bit heavy for meI usually go 10/11 on JMs because I bend a lot
>>202999861I'm not surprised in the slightest that an Irish flag made this post
>>202999810Might check it out. Love Jap Jazz/Fusion me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEI3PpXEAo
>>202999778I once made a group of fresher girls laugh at me because I spilled irn bru over my hand, attracting all the wasps in the world and I shouted in such a deep voice (thinking it would be hilarious to them) "BEEEEEEEEEEES!" but I just came across as a spastic.Still a virgin to this day.
>>202999879Can you play smoke on the water? Enter Sandman?
>>202999883alri Kevin Shields
>>202999919Oh hey it's David the bee guy
>>202999926I can actually play fairly complicated things. Not well mind you but good enough to impress a normie
>>202999919once had 2 girls ask me to walk them home at like half 3 in the morning and i was so autistic that i just started walking faster so they couldn't catch up to me and then they made fun of me because my jeans kept falling down cuz i had no belt on
>>202999927I was never actually into mbv much I kinda just discovered JMs on my own by playing every guitar in the shop
>>202999848got any reccs lad?trying to expand my interests, getting a bit bored of listening to the same alt rock albums
>>202999817i have gangly spider hands>>202999821its on a strat. hm not sure i can be bothered to think about action and truss, i only play at home without an amp
>>202999894ah yes, hookers in prestonwide selection of female polish and romani victims of human trafficking
>>202999948Wonderwall?
>>202996226>>202996226>>202996226
>>202999916will check them out 'swell la
BEEEEEEEEEEES!
The sun now sets on the British empire thanks to Starmer
>>202999904prefer a higher tension so the sting doesn't move on the shitty jazzmaster bridge
>>202999957and oriental
>>202999964Beyond early
>>202999864It’s up to the police force on whether they release the mug shot which is why you’ll rarely see the mugshots of a police officer who’s been dismissed for committing a crime.Courts only deal with applications for anonymity.
>>202999954Saxophone Colossus by Sonny Rollins
>>202999978I put a mastery on all mine
>>202999996cool cheers
>>202999954Deloused in the Comatorium
>>202999999bit expensive thosemight get a mustang bridge at some point
>>203000026cheers m9
>>203000026thats jazz?
jamiroquai is the best jazz artist of all time
>>203000026banger album but it's simply not jazz, is it? it's prog rock.
>>202999960autistic country/folk stuffshould be played on an acoustic but i cba
Btw the Chagos deal now means that the .io domain is now effectively defunct
>>202998232>>202998232>>202998232
>>203000094are you spastic
>>203000093>>203000093>>203000093
>>203000066>>203000073It's undeniably got jazz elements, but for sure is also rock/punk/emo/latin/prog.
>>203000073*puts on signed omar fedora from the 03-04 collection* um actually its got nothing to do with prog its simply unique post hardcore that happens to sound exactly like prog
aw will ye make the fucking new
>>203000111You fuckin blind?
>>202999954if you're into guitar jazz here's some recshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8vsCnJDdchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw02Sq7fws8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ggv-5s4bshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMHSYFcTlLUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MP3zbggO3Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YutWCcJg8U
>>202999869>12 for mewtfand 9-42s are the best strings
>>202999999wasted
