gazza edition
get some minestrone soup, a cut up chicken sandwich and a can of lewis hamilton down you
>and what of ancient rome?https://youtube.com/watch?v=wsOHvP1XnRg
eddie Hearn vs Simon Jordan Who wins in a boxing match
Peng Hapa SLUTS
I cried the other day
my feet are cold
poo smells
tired all the time
bazza with grandson liam
>>203013006why lad x
Any of you lads want to pay me to take some of your land?
Hung Papa SLUTS
>>203012993hearn is 6’4 no chance
>>203013006>>203013015>>203013017>>203013018quit complaining
Had 5 pints at the pub yesterdayThat considered a lot?
>>203012971What does lewis hamilton taste like?
>>203013004
dusting for clues
>>203013060If you had them in 10mins yes. Over a few hours not really. Maybe for a Thursday
>>203013063The juice tastes like peach. I don't know what Lewis Hamilton himself tastes like.zesty, if I had to guess
>>203013024Don't think I've ever had a real Mild. The concept fascinates me and if I ever get to Norfland I think it's one of the first things on the agenda
>>203013060not really, but good lad
>>203013060not unless you haven't eaten
got the jav fpov on
Haven't pooped in three days..
seeking out clues even
>>203013030All became a bit too much, felt hopeless. But I pulled myself together and just got on with my day
>>203013024onya baz
anyone in sydney cbd want to go for a drink, my drinking buddy just got sick and went home
>>203013095Guarantee thats just Guinness as these are irish gypsies
>>203013136*Calls out from across the street*RACIST
>>203013135good on you lad
better get out of bed soon
sniffing for traces of fragments of clues
>>203013136Whys he leaning so much
>>203013153comfily at home tonight sorry
Pass the parcel. But for the last present just put some wasps in there. It'll be hilarious when they open it up and wasps are going everywhere.
>>203013095never really see itI always think of it as more of a brummie thing
>>203013153Can you give me 14hours mate?
I'm under attackthe sainsburys are trying to kill me
>>203013202a clue gained!
>>203013202aha just like it's always sunny in philadelphia
shavetoil looms
>>203013202Alri elagabalus
3 frozen sosij rolls in the AGA
what's cold and dark?
I heard on a Swedish football podcast that Gazza went to the location of Battle of Waterloo to pay his respects of the fallen Brits. Legend.
>>203013202my ex did one of these for my birthday once but instead of wasps she put in some of my belongings
>>203013268hahasweden talking about waterloo
just realised my hair stinks after washing it because my towel stinks
See you cut and dry, i used to wish in symphonies, higher than i’ve ever been
get the towel washed
>>203013284Keep us posted.
mr lover lover boy you do me so well
the poo, it burns
Met a girl in Budapest a few years back who was half Ukrainian half Lebanese Could you pick a more miserable existence? Both your home countries being blown to smithereens
feast your eyes upon the image i have attached to this post - for it is evidence of rorke's impending demise.
>>203013339yeah no good
>>203013339>Could you pick a more miserable existence?not in my wildest dreams
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKE!!!YOU'VE MET YOUR END THIS TIME!!!ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKE!!!YOU'VE NO CHANCE NOW!!!
>>203013339OH the POOR women!
>The WEEKEND has landedI'm a wfhchad and I miss the feeling of driving home on a Friday evening. Nowadays the weeks and weekends have blurred together into a single mess.
No, not into the pit, it burns!
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwanked my cock off just now
>>203013317don't tell me what to do
about to fight the hag on honour mode hope i don't get fucking rolled
Looking to trade
>>203013416Remember driving to work delivering pizzas friday evening after uni. Was so sovlful - those were the days
>>203013393Fuck up rorke you little incel
>>203012952Remember when he tried to take moaty fishing in the middle of a police standoff looooool
>>203013482Nostalgia :/
>>203013416ktim but I solved it by doing my weekly shop as soon as I finish work on Friday. scanning a fridge pack and some cheeky treats and I get a bit of a buzz on the short drive home.
>>203013482>>203013521add each other to discord you boring wankers
>>203013490Put your name on
just scranned a can of tuna
>>203013534So this is rorke
I dread the day we lose Gazza. We best get a period of national mourning.
Neighbours shouting away at each other, seems the guy's been kicked out and he's banging the door to be let back in, "fuck off you cunt or I'm calling the police"Such is the council estate life
the pitter patter of piss
>>203013564>t. Palestinian
>>203013566why do they love making scenes
>>203013546not much of a fancy boy are you
unemployed de lads 2 months strong
>>203013566no good
why do they call it interest when all toil calls about it are so fucking boring
>>203013584no but sir island loser will invite their entire population here
>>203013566amount of times I've heard this exact thing where I live, very grim indeed.
Done the b&m shop now onto home bargains
>>203013596just the 4 years for me
Hate the price of physical books you need for school, but when I pirate them I can't be bothered to read them since a pdf is harder to focus on than something physically on your desk Just can't win
>>203013590cooked a proper meal for dinner but was still slightly peckish afterward frenchlad
Because I know.. Somwhere deep down in my heart... I STILL LOVE YOU!
>>203013623And the award for the most boring post of all time goes to...
>>2030135966 years, LIGHT
>>203013618What's the haul looking like lad?
>>203013521Remember listening to the radio shows over the weeked.>>203013537Don't have discord mate.
>>203013566>>>/wsg/5697683
is anyone actually happy? cause I for one am miserable, and touching grass and seeing all the supposedly happy people makes me miserable. but then I think I probably look happy to those people, and so do they look at me and feel secretly miserable? idk
Love dossing about. Love doing nothing. Love bumming around. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.
>>203013659love pints me
>>203013650Will take a pic in the car
>>203012616basedlove brave browser
>zone 1 apartment>cozy uniqlo flannel pjs>hermes blanket (from selfridges)>'ber 'ats 'bucks on the way (venti PSL, breakfast wraps, croissants etc.)>gf browsing reddit on the desktop PCthis is my friday
>>203013659a lot of it is fake and just to save face really hard to genuinely be happy in this modern shithole world, you have to be completely delusional or very lucky
>>203013655I can never not watch this.
Do people clean their front doors? They must do but you never see it. Feels like the window cleaner should but then it's not a window is it.
>>2030135964 months for mefeels like a lifetime
cats havin a scrap outside
>reddit gfgrimmerz
imagine all of you sound and look like rob chapman
if I don't win the euromillions tonight I will take my own life via hanging
>>203013714one of my favourite videos ever
whenever I use a CLI tool or even just pirate a movie by downloading a torrent and my family acts like I'm a computer genius i'm reminded of just how fucking dumb they are
Ending things with the gf I settled for because I decided I deserve better lol
>>203013790their talents and gifts presumably lie in other areas lad
Wife just called my daughter submissive and blackable
>>203013799mentalhow'd she take it
hey what’s foing on
>hey what’s foing on
>>203013838
>>203013659I enjoy my life quite a lotProbably gonna be some hard times in the future but then after that there will be good times
>>203013811no believe me, they're dumb as rocks
Not a typo! aar! He'll be Bradleyposting for hours.
little treat for me and the mrs
>>203013868what else do they get up that's particularly foolish
>>203013884i pray to god the middle east war kicks off for real the second you land
>>203013884deano my son!
>>203013884>dubaihow comeare you a deano
>>203013755It's all right, it's okay, there's something to live for. Jesus told me so!
>>203013894not posting on 4chan. can you believe that? what sort of sick fuck doesn't post on Chinese cartoon forums?
been binging the saw movies, it somehow soothes my autism
don drapers son is v cute in a non pedo way
been a while since we've had a fake confirmation email post
>>203013884You are poorMonetarily and spiritually
>>203013938sean
Life's actually fucking shite lads. Only thing I live for is shagging goths. Day to day life is just so dire.
>>203013755if you’re going to kys anyways might as well take the chance to indulge in some… let’s say asocial behavior. not suggesting or encouraging anything illegal btw asio fuck off, it’s just a thought im freethinking over here
>>203013944taken straight from reddit
>>203013901love u too>>203013913>>203013922nah i don’t think so
Am I weird for limiting myself to a single can of beer a week?
>>203013884Weird name m8
In the hangar and they are playing Dragula by rob zombie
what does Dubai offer that Benidorm doesn’t?(serious question)
>>203013976yeah
>>203013954do something transcendent every daydoesn’t have to be a big thing
just saw a leopard getting ripped apart by a pack of dogs. would have thought itd easily kill the dogs
>>203013976a bit
>>203013985A landscape that isn’t full of red skinned bazzas>>203013987Why’s that
>>203013985anon's gf can't make 20k for a day's work in benidorm can she
>>203014007mother nature is full of surprises
>>203013884Mental I could call this hotel right now and get your full name and information
>>203013981welsh m8>>203013985nothing really just more expensive
>>203014007what's going on out your other window? kangaroo shagging a crocodile?
>>203013901>middle east war???
>>203013799Considering doing the same with my gf but I'm dreading it because what if I'm just being delusional, impulsive and ungrateful and in the future I'll look back and realise she was an angel and I'll never feel love like this again and I broke her heart just to find a gym slag who's fitter but cheats on me
South East Asia sexo trip
Runtoil beckons me with a "come hither" look
>>203014035but why would you do that when me n you are mates
>>203014035do it for the bants
>>203014061she's already cheating on you anyway you 4chan incel lmfao
>>203014038>190 is called rlisNew lore
Meet me in the lobby of Fairmont The Palm in 6 weeks I'll spark you out little prick
>>203014049>>203014033https://files.catbox.moe/1ihxtu.webm
>>203014061quite the conundrum
>>203014088bizarre incel cope
>>203013985People under 50
>>203014123>no ulooooooooool
>>203014111>https://files.catbox.moe/1ihxtu.webmfch che che che che fch che che che
ive had 2 poos so far today
Uh oh, spainpaki got triggered... He's loading up the Belgium VPN right this moment! Get the incel bedroom walls punched.
>>203013596>>203013620>>203013646>>203013724Have you lads considered the forklift life?
>>203013884that marker is not opaque, if you save the photo and play around with some of the photo/colour settings, you can see through it
>>203014143>n-no YOU are the incel! not me crying because someone says they've got a girlfriend and i dont!lmfao cry incel cry cry cry
>>203014154Llwynogod
>>203014192yet here you are, on the incel website.. hmmm..LOL
Enter, stranger, but take heedOf what awaits the sin of greed,For those who take, but do not earn,Must pay most dearly in their turn,So if you seek beneath our floorsA treasure that was never yours,Thief, you have been warned, bewareOf finding more than treasure there.
>>203014192He's going to absolutely batter his mother now mate hope you're happy.
>>203014214This can’t be an incel website because I’m here
>>203014173did that once
lads is summer usually rainy on the east coast? (do not reply if you arent australian)
>>203014224sounds like something gravemind would say to master chief in halo 2
>>203014236Why only once?
how many past sexual partners has your girlfriend had?
>>203014249
>>203014258legs got crushed by a stack of pallets
>>20301426027
>>203014175you definitely can’t on this one mate, welcome to try though
>>203014255closeit's from harry potter
>>203014061gf ended with me and I was destroyed, but I fell hard into the self improvement grind, and I caught up with her yesterday actually. not sure how she feels really but she seemed and said she was happy that I contacted her and said she was thinking of contacting me too but didn't want to bother me, hasn't replied for a bit but that's fine, I'm not really set on getting her back if she doesn't want to. but I suspect she felt a bit overwhelmed and shit about herself after finding out how much I had improved in the space of a year.
choking for a wank
wanking a poo with my arse
>>203014247last couple summers have been wetter than normal
>>203014260honestly tons but i don’t mind because she’s a really nice person and i like being around her. too many of you incels get caught up on a woman’s bodycount and then wonder why you’re alone
>>203014280How did you manage that?
>>203014329tell her thanks for the shag x
>>203014247usually quite dry with the occasional afternoon storm, but it was pretty fucked when we had the three la ninas back to back in the summers of 2020-2023last summer was a bit more humid than usual but this year we're expecting a dryer one again, thank goodness, love the sun me
>>203014214>the incel website this isn't reddit thoyou spend your entire incel life crying on the internet whilst I have sex, make money, meet my mates, etcLOL
>>203014280major kek sounds like a workers compo set up
Just landed the runtz about to roll a trumpet
>>203014329interesting that everyone else considered her pump and dump material
>>203014258got an office job
got a bit of a cold but my body seems to be holding it off pretty welli say that, but it could get worse tomorrow heh
>>203014295also found out she started going to church recently after feeling extremely lonely and crazy I suppose, by her own accord. fucking mental and I didn't know women did that.
>>203014348rattled
>>203014347sent that incel flying >>203014348sent that incel flying >>203014358sent that incel flying
>>203014173impossible when you’ve never worked before mush
>>203014374Getting paid to 'chon is probably better than paid to 'lift
>>203014173I'd probably need to take one of those forklift courses.Do you enjoy working as a forklift driver?
>>203014295>after finding out how much I had improved in the space of a year.what did you get up to?
Rorke caught napping
>>203014368interesting that you think special partners means relationships
>>2030142606dunno if that's good or bad
>>203014347>>203014348>>203014358>>203014395spaedo!
>>203014429mental illness: the post
>>203014421sexual**
>>203014446token 'australian' in the image as usual kek
>>203014429>his leaked arsehole pics are very pengthis was my post. im not part of any discordironically, he now has actual leaked arsehole pics lmao
mouse just jumped position randomly think i have a computer virus
>>203014405keeping in motion as much as possible is the theme really. stepped up the gymcelling, eating right, sleeping right even more than I already was so now I'm better than ever. picked up a bunch of new hobbies or ones I had stopped doing. getting really good at them with near daily practice. doing so much every day and scheduling a lot of them so I rarely waste time now. just have to be careful with this site.
Mousey admitted that he watches food reviewers on YT while eating his Pot Noodle so he can fool himself into thinking he's eating the meal in the video
>>203014400I don't get to do much forking now but I do relish it when I do.
>ironically, he now has actual leaked arsehole pics lmaowhich no one outside of the paedocord has seencurious!
the discord got a 2:40am on a tuesday night /brit/ thread over and done with in 1 hour because i made the collage the OPretards proved it right themselves straight away
>>203014499i just googled it pal
used to send the lad who made that collage into a schizophrenic meltdown all the time
>>203014528not true though is it
>what do you MEAN you have a girlfriend??>the lads on r/thepassportbros told me it's impossible to find a girlfriend in the west! FUCK OFF
>>203014544well it is
Americans are all on diet pills, making their shit oily and prone to leakage. Plus, they continue to eat the most sloppiest of goy slop.Before going to the cinema, they stuff their faces til on the brink of vomiting cause they can`t eat for 2 hours.Then they buy popcorn, nachos, 5 liters of extremely carbonated Soda, sit and chug down all those things while Art the Clown dismembers a WOMEN, or worse, a BLACK MAN.Their conditioning kicks in, they`re maybe a war mongering, child raping, slop producing, world poisoning, insane goy civilization but they are NOT HECKING SEXIST AND RACIST.This is the breaking point for the american organism, all gates open up, they shart, they vomit, they cry and scream. A fountain of bodily fluids pours out on the by standing fellow americans. In awe of the sheer freedom this specimen embodies
>>203014550That's spaki done then
thinking of breaking up with the gf too but i hate the idea of going back to hinge
>>203014550mother's curry raining down in his childhood bedroom this very moment
>>203014491fucking hell lol
>>203014574you just replied to him because someone shut down his larp
adam has been on a non-stop meltdown since everyone filtered his trip lol
>>203014569that terrifier movie is grotesquebunch of normies going to the cinema to watch an hour or two of extremely realistic gore and torture
would do spainnonce a lot of favours regarding any possible doxxes if he had us all believing he was a paki wouldn't it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euD6xCd2TRM
>>203014421Well yeah they didn't consider her worthy of a relationship, that's my point.
Richard B. Spencer
>>203014000I thought shagging goths was the transcendent thing I do daily.
>>203013799Did the same 7 years ago and boy was it the right choice, she looks like a hag now and I look better than ever.
>>203014620I love both the films, they're actually really well put together for what tiny budget they have
The Casa Bonita documentary with the South Park fellas is very good.Basically what the average person imagines they'd do if they suddenly became a literal (metaphorical) billionaire. Good on him for following through and not hoarding it all.
>>203014295Never get back with an ex who broke up with you. It just shows she's not the type that will stick with you during tough times, and has no faith in you.
any York men in?i need friends...
>>203014690You’re aware this isn’t the 40s right? Women can have casual sex with no intention of getting into a relationship…
I LOVE MIGRANTS! :D
>>203014759not the bloke you're talking to but this is cope, everyone looks down on slags, even other women
>>203014429spaki is clearly the one being sent flyingyou must be dim to not follow
>>203014759if they're rotten slags yeah
>my general account value: £138,261.43>You contributed and withdrew: £126,698>Your investments returned you: £11,563Feels good not being poor
>>203014789>>203014805Not really bothered about what virgins think
protogf put off by the fact all of my 15-20 something instagram followers are women while she has over 100 men, grim
>>203014759yeh but if you casually shag someone who is great then you're obviously going to step it up to dating. no one but you thought that about her. think on that for a bit
>>203014808don’t think that’s really a lot anymore
>>2030142600Picked her up when she was 19I'm her first lad. First kiss and everything Couldn't believe it myself but TBF she's slavic
>>203014808I also got £100k from my parents selling my nan's house. Rest in peace nan.
british people be eating chips and shit
>>203014260im gay
>not having a virgin gf screaming
>>203014824again, more copeyou clearly aren't at peace with it, you know we're right lol
>>203014620Agreed. Not interested in watching stuff like that.
>>203014865she's going to always be wondering how another man would compare, not even joking or trying to ruin it for you
>>203014620>extremely realistic gore and tortureLOL
How old were you when you first posted here and how old are you now?
>>203014887got a gf on my last trip to manila, she assures me she's a virgin
I've started just being open about being a virgin and it seems to make girls more attracted to me, (I'm already fairly handsome and very interesting), too bad they're ran through.
>>20301493715 in 2011 - you do the maths, my brain is too fried from 4chan
>>203014824not the case, I'm in a relationship with a decent woman you seedo you really think she was rolling the dice until she found someone as good as you?
>>203014858You can like having sex with someone and still realise that they aren’t good relationship material you’re just showing us how much of a virgin you are it’s pathetic
>>203014865>0>she's slavic
>>203014937doxxable information
Watching the Amazon van on the tracker go past my street about 5 fucking times to deliver to everyone in a half mile radius except me is REALLY great.
>>203014928tbf all ive seen is that clip where the clown has cut up that woman on the bed but it looked quite realistic
>>203014988KTIM - always leave the neek virgin till last
>>203014866>I also got £100k from my parentsBased
>>203014957the fact that she was choosing to have sex without relationships is quite grim though anyway, just means she chases pleasure and lacks the ability to form lasting connections
>>203014957>they aren’t good relationship material and thats what all those blokes who shagged your gf before you thought about her. that is grim mate.
>>203012971that monster is mid. white is the best
>>203014988takes piss
lol is he still having a meltdown? Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>203015031>>203015033sounds like they're both in their early 20s too lmao. makes it so much worse
>>203014795*spaedo because he's a paedo
>>203015014sent that freak flying
>>20301493713, im 20 now
Chickpea and chicken soup and multi seed toast- eaten
>>203014937i was 25 when i first started posting here in 2010. then i went to 2017, and i started posting here for the first time; age 17. then, i retroactively started posting here for the first time in 2014 - by which point i was in my 50s. then in 2022 i came here and started posting here for the first time, age 25. now i am 27.
Would you employ someone if you were made aware that their last 50 interviews led to no employment or at most a few weeks of employment?
>>203015106>post 2016Ugh - newfags really ruined my secret club
>>203015106drop the weeb paedo shit son, you're a grown adult now.
>>203015143looks like a doggo
>>203015135>2017 was 7 years agono............ it can't be
>>203015140it's 4chan
>>203015159aha it does
>>203015165?
>>203014937i was 9now i'm 25
>>203015159someone save him
>>20301493713, 18 now
>>20301493713, 26
>>203015184it's part of the site's identitydon't like it? try mumsnet
>>203015205retroactive 5 year ban for you kid
>>20301493719, 21 now
>>203015235n's came from africa doesn't mean they still belong there, fuck off nonce
>>203015260v
>>203015244*churchill the dog voice*Owhhhhhhh noooooooo
>>20301493722,32
