bernard matthews turkey ham edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>203017208paki slop
fuck civil servants but they’re right here office toil is a demonic humiliation ritual and I don’t blame them for striking
My girl Trusslingz...she just needed...more time
zoomermong discovering his sexuality through the medium of Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul memetics with his discord tranny friends (he's over-ironised himself in to a depressive slump at 22)
stick figures on crack episode 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2kgkeisv34
>>203017236bernard matthews turkey ham has been around a lot longer than pakis mate
>>203017231this isn't 'rena
in here>>203015760>>203015760>>203015760
>>203017222god forbid incels get fucking ANYTHING from society huh, can’t even relate to a film without normgroids ruining everything
>>203017260yeah but only pakis eat it
>There's no way right-wing people who love the Empire and the military knew about Britain's overseas territoriesHonestly do they even listen to themselves
zoomermong putting the finishing touches on his 3 hour rise-and-fall youtube documentary (its not really a fair documentary but a thinly veiled drama piece attack video for clickbait/ad revenue)
>>203017245bewildering post
Might go to Manchester tomorrow
Fun factEvery second, more than 3,000 stars are born in the visible universe
honestly the fact that god tortures most people forever over relatively minor infractions is his most based quality, i’d do the same if i was him
sex with zoomer girls
>in here
>>203017327madchester
zoomermong making a youtube short about GTA V secret locations (its not secret and its an easily discoverable part of the game you see 30 minutes in to the main story without even trying)
>>203017329do we really need that many
>>203017280you what
zoomermong pretending sam hyde is funny
feeling down, asmr and solitaire for me today
Incels crying about a Batman movie and they wonder why they get no pussy
>>203017274hmmm prefer if I hadn't seen that
>>203017363the cronem
>>203017377only you mentioned it
>trying to secure a friday night shag>get hit with a thumbs down emojigenuinely no idea how shaggers do it
>>203017334Zoomers look awful thoughbeit
I've been browsing the /r/HENRYUK subreddit the past few days and it's sent me dizzy. All these people earning £300k+ per year as Head of Engineering at some multi-national software firm then you look through their post history and they're posting in mobile game subreddits or struggling to setup some consumer electronic.
>>203017389you have dead rizz
stick figures on crack episode 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPqGzGvRpi0
>>203017388What?
SHRINK BRITISH TERRITORYINCREASE THE BRITISH (non-native) POPULATION
>>203017392Just be a nepo baby and get it all sorted out la
Lads lads ladsPints? Cans? Bockles? You've got on them yea?
>>203017432shots
>>203017231get this woman a podcast and $1million
>>203017389reply with - willy?
>What?
>>203017432On the coffee Drank too much last night
>>203017389tip #1 don't use the word holes
>>203017392Love it when someone's on some furious tirade about Brexit or something and you click on their history and it's clearly a trannist
>>203017443What's got you worked up?
>>203017479?
we all out shagging later then yeah?
reminder that jesus christ, as a man who experienced all sinful human desires and yet resisted them perfectly, is canonically an incel.
>>203017515me and you?*looks you up and down*not likely!
>>203017389oh my days blud
>>203017421fucking loved this shit loved pivot
the /brit/ trim
>>203017530A toast. To literally me.
>>203017503Are you trying to troll me?
Keir Starmer just gave away my hot dinner
>>203017392Makes me feel sick that place. People struggling to budget on £350k p/a + Stock working for some yank startup
Keir Starmer just gave away my PS5
>>203017530oh yea? mary magdalene
>>203017544* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts starts playing*
>>203017577watch your tongue heretic> Mainstream Christian thinking typically assumes Jesus to have remained celibate and without a defined sexuality, living a pious life free from sins such as lust or fornication.
keir starmer arse harmer
>>203017530He was volcel
>>203017566Heard something on the radio recently about a food bank doing an ad campaign showing doctors and lawyers using food banks, because 'not everyone who relies on food banks is poor', fuck's sake
I should stop watching all those UK is finished videos. Toilers are not having any fun.
anyone remember the chacaron macaron song?
>>203017610me stroking it to their lesbian pool scene
>>203017607State of it
via 9gag
dear diary, mood: apatheticmy life is spiralling downward. i couldnt get enough money to go to the blood fed romance and suffocate me dry concert. it sucks because they play some of my favourite songs like stab my heart because i love you and rip apart my soul and of course stabbity rip stab stab
for me it was numa numa
>>203017644original french or the english version?WHEN YOU LEAVE MY COLOUR TURNS TO GREY
HOWLINGhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=j28fLOhepO4
lads what the fuck am i supposed to say to birds on dating apps, texting a stranger is so weird. i mean i guess that’s what we all do on /brit/ all day but it isn’t quite the same is it
tfw no emo bf to play racing games on the PS2 with when and then we make out :3
Spent half of therapy going on about how 9/11 shouldn't have happened and it feels like a split in the timeline and that's why everything's shit, she must think I'm proper mental
>go out to pub>normgroids loudly ranting and raving about work and old school things like a little school clique>men all talking in wog speak trying to showboat>women are all inane and cuntyWould never be able to work in an office and have to spend hours every day around these twats. Don't know how some of you lads do it
>>203017658it was a more innocent time
thinking of breaking up with the paki gf knowing her lineage prob has inbreeding in it somewhere.
>>203017607Is that supposed to trick poor mongos or what?
>>203017658
folie a deux? more like folie a poo
>>203017659>i mean i guess that’s what we all do on /brit/ all day but it isn’t quite the same is ityeah thankfully haven't had to use dating apps, reckon they'd suck
>>203017686if you have to ask, who is the real mongo
>>203017658ha!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfhBM_Yay6w
>>203017727I'm not poor
If toilberg hasn't come in by 2 on a Friday he's not coming in is he?
When you leave my colours fade to grayNUMA NUMA hey, NUMA NUMA NUMA-ayeEvery word of love I use to say.Now I paint them everyday.When you leave my colors fade to grayHey little lover stay, or all my colours fade awayEvery word of love I use to say.Now I paint them everyday.
>>203017728
>>203017678i was thinking of packing it in and quitting my office toil because of this. my office is 90% women, and all they do is talk about babies and cats and their "partners and other halves" all day every day
>>203017719screm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCHD83xT76Q
>>203017678i fucking hate normgroids so much it’s unreal, sometimes i feel lonely and then i go out to a pub and remember why i steer clear of people
Wouldn't be that bothered by being actively rejected by a girl on a dating app, it's the passive rejection of my profile being viewed by hundreds of women and only getting a response from a few fat spazzes that puts me off
>>203017675lol kind of get what you mean thoughhow come you're going to therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9O5XGfi4wo
Getting all nostalgic now which makes me depressed and sad.
>>203017785Seen it on The Sopranos
I'M BRINGING PASTRY BACKhttps://youtu.be/JtLMzIOlmbs?si=xYi9ScS5c2o4tuYf
on the slaw again
Mad how some of the prominent Nazi women like Hanna Reitsch and Leni Riefenstahl moved to Africa after the war
The exact moment the internet took its dark turn:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs&pp=ygUYZmVkb3JhcyBhcmUgYXdlc29tZSBzb25n
When I get depressed, I cut myself in every directionHearing songs about getting dumped give me an erectionI write in a LiveJournal and wear thick im glassesI tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classesI'm just a bad, cheap imitation of gothYou can read me Catcher in the Rye, and watch me jack off
>>203017844sacked tranny on the left
>>203017783Regardless of how ugly you are your profile can almost certainly use improvement
i need a hobby like crocheting but... less feminine. inexpensive, making stuff with hands, relaxing, repetitive/methodical, etc.
>>203017776ktim
>>203017832why's that mad
>you'll never dance to eiffel65 or the numa numa song in some underground french bar
>>203017895Leatherwork
>>203017844that bloke is now a tranny and has a kid with the nerd in the cap
>>203017895model trains but unironically
>>203017957Take up a lot of room
>>203017844this is distinctly american, I cannot imagine the same video being made with brits for example>>203017942surely not
>>203017989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKitrboSnUo
>>203017975like any hobby worth pursuing you'll need to accommodate it somehow
>>203017678My coworkers are all a bit weird but nice people and while they can talk about inane stuff I still appreciate them and their company
Do you consider yourself to a have a trans history, /brit/?It's important to employers. They need to know.
>>203017895bakingwoodworking (whittling, burning, etc.)
>>203018011gold star for you normgroid bootlicker maybe you’ll finally get mid coworker pussy in two weeks (you wont)
>>203018027>Required>Prefer not to say
>>203018006wow
>>203018006
>>203018042You’re a very sour person and your social isolation is not surprising
There is one (1) woman under 50 at my toil and she's unironically the most annoying person I've ever met
i would probably be a gay bottom but it would have to be for a gigachad 8% body fat shredded bbc from the congo
>>203018051I enjoy tormenting them this way.
>>203018042you're taking joker 2 way too personally lad
>>203018108
>>203018102rorke's mum onamadone
woker 2
Never seen any of those comic book films, are they really raping each other in them now? Bit mad that.
>>203018102This is rorke kek
>>203018124>>203018162
>>203018108imagine the internal monologue of the absolute fucking blockhead who wrote that question
>>20301817280% of people don't have an internal monologue
>>203018163I liked that original Spiderman movie with willem dafoe I haven’t seen any other comic book movies and they look like shit
The food that best describes my personality? That puffer fish that poisons you.
Just imagine I posted the internal monologue vs cerebration meme x
Wish I were a homeless west coast train hopper girl with lots of piercings and stick n poke tattoos playing folk punk in clothes that haven't been washed in years somewhere like in Nevada or Arizona or something
Broken Shitain
currently naked except for my socks lying in bed phoneposting while listening to six forty seven by instupendo, thinking very dark and bleak thoughts
>>203018215I would also have accepted: frogurt containing potassium benzoate.
imagine being under 6ft as a malemust be hard
>>203018198don’t think this is true
>>203018229My cousin was a crust punk in PortlandHe got into drugs and now his dad gave him a job I think
>>203018273https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=what+percentage+of+people+have+an+internal+monologue%3F
>>203018273it is shockingly more than you'd think though - supposedly between 40-50%I always guessed one in 10 maybe
>>203018262someone ought to tie you to the back of a 1976 ford mustang and drive down the road at 100kph
>>203018236Old enough to remember 'spell'. At least we've kept our rhotic accents here.
Only bloody gone and got the gay porn on ain't I
>>203018229what's stopping you?
>>203018237hope you cheer up soon nakedsocklad
>>203018303Unfortunately police are much harsher on train hoppers here and it's too cold to do it in winter
Is there any way to save a pair of trainers once they begin to smell like the inside of a gym bag?
>>203018354Put em in the freezer lad and or put baking soda in it
>>203018354Yh..
I simply cannot imagine what it would be like to go through life without an internal voiceit's how I process new information, plan events, internalise my feelings, etcit's like how some people can't imagine visually
>>203018354YeahSpray inside and out with white vinegar all over, wait a few weeks for the vinegar smell to go away and they'll be good as newAlso wash your feet everyday if you're wearing shoes for long periods you smelly gimp
They’re seething again
Where I'm from it's called a cob.If you call it a muffin or tea cake you deserve to be shot. A tea cake or muffin are both separate things entirely you mongs.
catberg going mental headbutting me walking on my keyboard putting her butt near my face nibbling my laptop monitor while im trying to write a computer program
>>203018262It's fine. Any lanky bastard who gives me shit, I headbutt him in the balls, show him who's boss.
glad people still call each other gimps over there, alas it was a short-lived fad word here in my teenage yearssame with "gumby"
>>203017796still waiting for rorkes response to this
I HATE THIS WINDOWS ViiISTA TO-NIGHTBLUE SCREENSCRASHES
should really be applying for jobs but i just dont have the energy to do anything.
missing the old icq
>>203018460the burden of neetdomgo to a cafe or something a few times a week, and make a point of applying for roles whilst there having a coffee
winamp it really rapes the niggers arse
>>203018417>Ireland>BapWrong. We call it a roll, for example a breakfast roll
>>203018436no ones ever said gumby in the history of australia
having a tea time roll
can't find my glasses
>>203018525You just did
>>203018417Do they use teacake in Yorkshire? Thought it was East Lancs only
>>203018411and at no point do they question the young lass sucking grandpa cock?
>>203018262https://youtu.be/Dx2Lxs8zoNcShort people have a hitler complex
Can you hate this windows vista tonight? Blue screenscrasheshttps://youtu.be/c1ehJHWpfSs?t=48
>>203018537dont think so
>>203018411That’s a bit weird but it’s always been the perks of being a rich guyI find it weird though Redditor types seething over like a 30 yo with a 25 yo
might cop a pair of these
>>203018411There's no way he's only 52, he was famous in the 80s
>>203018581100 quid and it's not even real leatherplastic
>>203018525I'll never forget the few years where it was all anyone in sydney called each other
>>203018595lux are real leather
pooing a poo out of my bumhole
>>203018588they started the band in high school, basically the only career they ever had
>>203018595>>203018629Why would you want to wear a murdered animals carcass?
>An older man and a younger woman? Gross, they have totally different life experiences!>A black man and a white woman? Heckin' whvlsvme! Love wins!
>>203018411he earned that 19 year oldhad to fuck Cher to break through
in retrospect zootopia was a pretty good film
>>203018651exert my superiority in the animal kingdom numale troons wouldn't get it
gonna back up gumbylad here, was all the rage in 2010ish, #yoloswag
>>203018659bizarre post
>>203017087Why do those games need an .io domain
>>203018667maybe on planet retard
>>203018659virgin freak
>>203018667I enjoyed it.
>>203018667what do you mean in retrospect, it was lauded upon release
>>20301858862, they made a mistake
>>203018692>>203018702sup pakis
Used to this the sneed meme was a reference to Sneem Black Pudding
>>203018692>>203018702that post riled up leftypol
>>203018708sometimes i just be saying shit nigga
>>203018673you're a psychopath. murder is evil.
>>203018738self defence
Yes because difference in life experiences through age don't exist and people of different races live entirely different lives??
Why do brits say "bro" or "mate"? I'm not your brother you stupid fucking slaphead
Mad how some people would pretend to find it more normal if I shacked up with a balding lad in a dress than a fit young lass
have stumbled over to /tv/ for the first time in quite a while to watch their collective meltdown>>>/tv/204135528
office watercoolers are abuzz with talk of the plight of the Chagossian peopleDave and Sandra are up in arms about all this, despite having not heard of the Chagos Islands prior to yesterday, they are adamant that yesterday's decision shouldn't have been taken without consultation of the Chagossian council of elders and the Chief Chagossian
>>203018780Um, please don't minimise THE BLACK EXPERIENCE, chud
fucking worst when fathers call their son mate
im gay (im not actually gay)
might go black
leftypol pretending like black and white people have the exact same cultural upbringing
>>203018821Alri Jamal
Rorke not hiding the fact he failed the achieveme the minimum score on the iq test
>>203018790>rape scenes in marvel movies mental
looking like fatman from mgs, should've got this coat in green
>>203018786alri, calm down bruv
the whore of babylon grows drunk on the blood of men who follow Jesus Christ
>>203018868you alright?
>>203018899npu
*I wish I WERE a little bit taller*I wish I WERE a baller
need a new asmr girl to fall in love with
ran out of toilet paper during the night and had a MASSIVE poo this morning so I had to use my shower head as a bidet
>>203018915Please respect AAVE
>>203018881BHL is an idiot. When his sister became a catholic he lost it, lol.
>>203018939May get a bidet but I’ve found just wetting the paper towel to do a good enough job
>>203018935I've got one but I'm keeping her sorry
finna find out if rorkes capping with his chain
>>203018236decisive southern poof victory
>>203018974Is this some form of reverse cuckoldry?
>>203018981describe her
off to tasmania anyone want anything
>>203019025Whats Tasmania like
>>203019025a devil
Being a neet is pretty nice when you’re an autist. It must be literal torture even on benefits for a normie, but if you’re an autists content with playing vidya in isolation then why not?
Crazy how most of normie social media is just women posting about how much they hate men, men are lazy, men are toxic Can’t be good for youngins mental elves growing up with that
Was going to get my little nephew some Batman gear for Christmas but I might not bother now
>>203018236doing some reading on reddit - apparently the word shiv (ie: a knife in prison) comes from the word shiver, and the term "shiver me timbers" actually refers to the splintering of a wooden ship on a rough sea. fascinating stuff.
>>203019067what happened, is Batman getting cancelled by the woke?
>have a mate who's 5'6 with a sizeable cock>have a mate who's 6'3 with a below average cockguess who's full of confidence and lives to its fullest and who's the shut in neet loser who's afraid of looking women in the eye
>>203019080haha yeah...fascinating*waddles away to converse with someone who isn't so boring*
wet seals look a little bit like giant slugs
>>203019034genuinely beautifulvery green and lush - a different kind of lush than the green parts of the mainlandgorgeous highlands blending seamlessly into rainforest, etc. A beautiful place. Having been there it reminds me of a blend of mainland australia and new zealandas for the goings on - it's basically like the rest of australia but 20 years in the past, you go into a pub and it only has 4 beers on tap and an old stained carpet
>>203019094He's getting raped, or doing rapes, not entirely sure
>>203019098190!
>>203019105image too small, can't read anything.
remember when robbie williams did that music video where he took off all his skin
>>203019098>who's the shut in neet loser who's afraid of looking women in the eyeYou?
>>203019135Does it get cold?
>>203019098>who's the shut in neet loser who's afraid of looking women in the eyeyou
new south wales... home
>>203018992new mango juul looking litty
>>203019163yeah it gets cold there in winter, antarctic winds and that
>>203019155Made me pop a boner at the part where he takes all his clothes off and I'd watch the music channels to see the video again
blasting my molochs into smithereens
>>203019130*grabs you by the scruff of the neck as you're walking away and hurls you into a chair and sits on you so you can't escape*splinter is actually the newest rendition of the word and comes from middle english, whereas the rest come from old english, with some versions even predating the norman invasion.
>>203019139>>203019161>>203019170yes yes very goodvery AMUSINGbet you're proud of that one
Alphies will never now how massive Robbie was in the 2000s
sat here posting on /brit/ whilst the missus is out with her mates getting AUSTRALIENED
>>203019222why do you know about your mate's cocks in such detail lad
>>203019202Would it be nice to go to on vacation for hiking?
>>203019244I went to a boarding schoolthere really isn't much else to do
wanking a poo
>>203019222You put it on a plate for me tbf
>>203019212gay bastard
>>203019242
>>203018006blud
Deano Rugby Twats in the library laughing full volume in the silent study room - but I'LL look like the dick if I get huffy about it. Plenty of other rooms for them to be loud cunts in, but they picked this one.
>>203019257yes, but if hiking's your thing you should spend a lot of time in the mainland proper. There's a huge mountain range which goes right down the Eastern part of the continent - lots of trails in New South Wales and Victoria
>>203019212you must be the oldest gay in the whole world
>>203019315phwooaaaarrrrr nice picture
how fucking lazy are greggs consumersI mean who in the world couldn't make this themselves
>>203019329I live in Sydney and it's only a ~45 minute drive
IT'S FRIDAYFRIDAYGOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
>>203018417we call it a bap sometimes in devon
>>203019311Hated cunts at uni who who would use the library as a social meeting place
>>203019365love beerday
>devon
>>203018417that is a stark divide between north wales and south wales there
>>203019070was really hoping i'd see the seal surfing
>>203019315Alright thanks Hoping to go at least once in my life
>>203019311aspergers grammarsacked tranny/tilde
>>203019408
>>203019442>aspergers grammarqrd?
>>203019408gonna cry?
>>203019441yeah nice good lad
>>203019311Take all your clothes off and run in there screaming
listening to an interview with the Pornhub CEOsaying some inflammatory but rational things
>>203019315cant even comprehend the number of deadly spiders and snakes in this picture
pooing a wank
just found out im gay
a genuine fear of destroying your own life with apathy and indifference, being consumed by cognitive dissonance as your only remaining link to reality. This piece feels like a stark warning to the late night cable kids who were smart enough to get the message, but didn’t know how to escape what they were doing to themselves. It’s okay to feel things bros. It’s okay to be genuine and to exist.
>>203019489Mrs will love it
>>203019532not as many as you'd think in that part of australia
>>203019500does he mention that he's jewish
>>203019545haha yeah the '''mrs'''
>>203019560his name is Solomon Friedman, not sure he needs to mention it
>>203019567;)
>>203019537Would help if you'd tell us what "this piece" is.
new>>203019581>>203019581>>203019581
>>203019591this thread.
>>203019323?video only came out in 2004 lad
