mary whitehouse edition
anime
>>203019581mary shitehouse
all nice and well, but they are active
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1727790597855750.webmrorkes da on a mad one
>>203019603Rude
Think we're overdue a full on balls-to-the-wall Toby meltdown supreme
going to spoons post-toil for a £5 beer and burger
reminder that no woman can be attracted to a man who talks about himself or his feelings to themeven if they pretend that's what they want, they're lying
>>203019609another melty imminent spaki?
>>203019641im not spaino, schizo
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1727722728026966.webmbrother just sent me this
bitch on a pension suck my dong
>>203019639I've never openly spoken about my feelings even once in my life
>>203019649you already fucked up and started making your cuckposts on your british flag before switching back
>>203019664keep it that way mate. nobody cares
>>203019621youve earned it big man x
>>203019621reheated rustlers tier
>>203019701wrongit's actually decent
>>203019621>one beerWhat's the point?
>>203019612>jf store-owner sides with the unconscious drunk fellanice bit of racial harmony, that
>>203019726I didn't say I was stopping at one but you get a beer as part of the £5 burger and beer offer
>>203019649Prove it
This thread is about wasting your life, brit is a metaphor for the situation you put your self in and the invisible walls you invent to trap you there. Your attitude is the attitude of teens and early 20s, invincible, tons of potential, with all the time in the world.One day you may get to the other side and realize all the time and effort you wasted is gone forever and the world has moved on with out you (The rundown home that was once beautiful).
reckon that robbie williams video gave me my exhibitionist fetish
>>203019765This was written out of a genuine fear of destroying your own life with apathy and indifference, being consumed by cognitive dissonance as your only remaining link to reality. This piece feels like a stark warning to the late night cable kids who were smart enough to get the message, but didn’t know how to escape what they were doing to themselves. It’s okay to feel things bros. It’s okay to be genuine and to exist.
>>203019765poo
>>203019748£5 each or you get both for five?
might start going to the gf's place to apply for jobs. i'm not doing it at my place... i end up just playing video games and browsing brit. at least there i'd be too ashamed to do those things.
any assimilated man in
>>203019765>>203019792was just saying this own the pub
>>203019639what about anger?
>>203019799no you get both a pint and a burger and chips for £5
>went on my phone to watch that webm >spainnonce on the belgium VPN still having his meltiemust have filtered that flag almost a year ago now, absolutely INSANE to think that he's still goingalso just noticed I have yank flags filtered - dread to think how many (you)s I received without realising - shall be taking that flag off the filter
>>203019792>this pieceI don't know why you keep saying this; /brit/ isn't a fucking art installation or a newspaper column piece. It's a place. The phrase you're looking for is THIS PLACE.
>>203019777you like flashing little kids yeah?
>>203019817WowWould be at least twice that plus tip here
>>203019832it's not a place though because it doesn't exist in the physical realm you couldn't actually go to /brit/ because you wouldn't actually be *going* anywhere
>>203019835nh just like posting nude pics online on reddit and such
>>203019824He's been worse than ever and don't unfilter Americans there are a few new schizos that shit this place up regularly now, too.
>>203019866spoons is literally the only place in the country you'll get such pricesanywhere else you'd be looking at probably £16-£20 for a burger and a pint
>>203019832its a living, evolving piece of art
>>203019881sure thing nonce boy
>>203019914maybe in london
>>203019832>/brit/ isn't a fucking art installationYou just don't get it.
>>203019914That's worse than here wtf Is spoons low quality or something?
>>203019824good lad
>>203019944no it's actually not badthe food is reheated and just typical pub food but it's edible
At pub drinking an IPA
/brit/ is right here on my phone what do you mean it's not anywhere I'm looking right at it
>>203019978you're not actually in /brit/ thoughyou're just observing it
>>203019944he's exaggeratingspoons is somewhat low quality but the main reason they can do such low prices is they have top-down distribution cos theyre so massive
>>203019944>is spoons low qualityIt's hard to describe. This lad is pretty much spot on >>203019966. You'd never describe it as gourmet but it's... not bad. Some people turn their nose up at it but I think it's perfectly OK for what you pay.
pint of isopropyl alcohol please boss
>>203019976>IPAgrimdon't know how people drink that shitetastes like when you shower and accidentally get shampoo in your mouth
>>203020040Don't care.
For me, it's the £2.39 guest ales
it does cost like 15-20 for a main + drink at most british places nowadays, even 'cheap' chains. maybe less if there's specific midweek deals or somethingi went to a place recently that was 11 quid for a main + 3.50 for a coke. but then they had an automatic service charge which i wasnt told about, which brought it close to 20 quid. cunts.
>>203020040it's food that tastes good after a few pints which is the target audience
>>203019966Probably not worse than what we have around here >>203020019Still very cheap I would not pass it up desu
>>203019944yes, it's bottom of the barrel runtslop for the unwashed masses
>>203020076that's mcdonalds
everyone's tryingto get to the barthe name of the barthe bar is called /brit/the band in /brit/they play my favorite songplay it one more timeplay it all night longoh, /brit//brit/ is the placea place where nothingnothing ever happens
>>203020051no it doesn't
so here we all are then
>>203020059Exactly mate. Table service, hot burger, portion of chips all for like 5 quid. Nowt wrong with that.
>>203020076Alri Keir
>>203020019more like slop down distribution cos it's slop
>>203020086mcdonalds beats spoons
>>203019951xx <3
>>203019650a classic hope they add this one to the library of congress film registry soon
Only went to a Spoons once and the atmosphere was total shite. Prefer a proper pub or a sizzler type place
Honestly doesn't look that bad
Incelwalk and incelorder complete
thinking about doing something productive today
Snapchatting fit blondes
ah nevermind. will probably just jerk off and watch a movie actually
>>203019581She looks almost like a laugh, but she's really a cry
>>203020160
>>203020145So are you vegetarian or what
>>203020145grim
>>203020096actually does
>>203020207Yeah it's Impossible
something about cis women pretending to be trans makes me so fucking furioustranswomen worked hard to get where they are today and you were born that way, it's disgusting and unfair like stolen valor basically
>>203020229Gross
>>203020235FOMYEYG
>>203020229the impossible burger patty is pretty decent. but I never liked the ones in fast food restaurants though they really fuck it up
>>203020212wrong
>>203019734https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1727790631511969.webm
why arent kitchen sinks pedal-operated?seems like such an obvious idea and would save water + the hassle of turning the water on/off when doing dishes
>>203020051you ever tried the hazy ipa
>>203020305would be more difficult to sell as one unit, require more work from the plumber
>>203020305invent one then
>>203020305>>203020330an appliance brand designed for self-repairability seems like a good idea to me parts like legos almost. so easy a child can fix it
>>203020305i've already thought of a couple reasons why this idea sucks. won't be sharing them, because you should think for yourself
>>203020305>the hassle of turning the water on/off when doing disheswhat hassle?
>>203020293>meanwhile me: says something slightly embarrassing to a stranger while drunk and feel shame about it for days after
imaginejust 78 more votesIMAGINE
I'm joining the war on drugs, on the side of drugs
>>203020182fucking get in who is she?got any more?
>>203020392Guarantee the junkie couple that got heemed were both on the blues in that video. Will remember nothing of any of that.
wanking to kids
>>203020350it's like i'm seeing double!
>>203020307dunno what that isall IPAs i've tried taste the same with that weird dry chalky shampooey taste
Rorke just wanna dance x
i'm shit at games, i barely play them. i'm just a poser.
>>203020418you arrive in Clacton
>>203020305They do exist but the mechanism is more difficult to install than just a tap at the faucet
>>203020379if you dont want the hot water running while loading the dishes onto the drying rack or drying them by hand. it's quite a tedious operation to turn the tap on and off, especially if you have split taps where you have to dial in the temperature.
>>203020396Is this the SDP campaign slogan
I fuck the fuck to make it cumI fuck the fuck and then I'm done
Where the FUCK is Diego?
If there are grammar Nazis, are there grammar Jews?
>>203020439Not played a video game in about 2 years, me.I do buy the odd one now and then. The ones I am waiting for are Hades 2 and Hollow Knight: Silksong. Hopefully they come out on the Switch and not the switch 2 as I won't be buying a switch 2.
>>203020396>>203020465Rod Liddle the spokesperson for the SDP wrote articles in The Guardian defending that child pornography should be legal in 2003.
>>203020481
>>203020418Grim that Britain has nowhere like this, get the BOTs integrated before Keir gives them away
https://www.steris.com/healthcare/products/scrub-sinks
6pm beers tonight
>>203020499Silksong is never coming out, sadly
>>203020506(8) 365 (8)
>>203020505Yeah I was here yesterday mate, we all were
>>203020432 it's a genre of IPA here in the states little big thing is the most popular brand I find it tastes pretty good
>>2030205346pm isn't night mate
>>203020460oh you have those turning knob taps, that's your problem
>>203020564Hs?
>>203020545grim
Scranning a tube of salt and vinegar pringles if that's ok with you my lads
Just discovered some great music and no I'm not sharing
>>203020591Sup 190 raping loads of children I take it? Haha take it easy man
just ate a tube of toothpaste
sir kill pensioners
i hope they don't make it so in gta 6, one of the characters is right-handed and the other is left-handed, i hated that shit in resident evil 5
might go for an incelgym at 12:30 am
>>203020490Yeah they make me latkes
I see no point in going to the gym.
Been lumbered with organising my step-brothers Halloween party and thinking of getting one of those monster visits
>>203020664Don't forget your cardio
>>203020490closest equivalent would be inner city children speaking in ebonics I suppose would follow the analogy most closely
>>203020664
rape the disabled sir
sir kid starver still makes me howl evertim
gfberg kicking me full force in the bollocks just as I'm about to cum, ruining it, replacing imminent pleasure with intense pain in the best way possible
>>203020755for me it's sir kid shagger
>>203020713Business idea: Unwashed Grinch costume with a jack-o-lantern helmet
Sir Morphine Dispenser
>>203020714playing soccer tomorrow no need for cardio
Leftypol singing Don't Look Back In Anger with his chest during the minute silence for a young girl that the feral Somali migrant he sponsored murdered
Never trust a single white male who's never had a proper girlfriend and who goes to south east asia aloneDoesn't matter why they say they're going, we know what's up
>>203020796I thought true blue aussies played Australian rules football are you a British expat
tripped too hard last night
>>203020817Soccer is the most played sport in Australia by a wide margin
>>203020830Told you it's a bad idea to take acid late at night
>>203020817>true blue aussies>gay eff 'ell
>>203020845No it isn’t as that isn’t my feelings about itYou’re British diaspora
leftypol spraying himself with a cruelty-free Dior Sauvage clone before going to wetherspoons for the night with his mates
sir ex foliator
>>203020815ToT
got the russian asmr on
3 countries with the highest rate of skin cancer are Australia, New Zealand, and IsraelMaybe whitey wasn't meant to colonise deserts and tropics
In the wind in the willows cartoon film from 1988 they put the otter in at the end when they storm Toad's house, but in the book the otter wasn't involved. They must have done it to represent a black person kek.
>>203020815talking to dad and step-mum and they were telling me about your man at their work who had been planning a holiday to Thailand "with his 2 pals" for months but both pals "pulled out" weeks prior, forcing him to go by himselfthey seemed oblivious so I just smiled and nodded along, no point throwing the lad under the bus
>>203020845Utter fucking meme. It's the "most played" because kids play it at school and forced by namby-pamby parents who don't want to sign off on actual footie.No one but wogs plays it past the age of 16.
just looked up afl and its like 150 men in a grass arena wrestling each other as the ball falls from the ceiling and all the teams are called is sydney warriors and melbourne wizards
>>203020830still don't understand the point of taking acid just to lay in bed
>>203020902Your dad and step mum work with a nonce
>>203020890That kind of attitude is why you're stuck in your dire semi watching the drizzle come down the windows
rorke teaching leftypol how to use the fruit machine and wins a massive jackpot. rorke starts seething saying they're his winnings since he was pushing the buttons.
>>203020890Australia has higher UV strength for reasons I'm not autistic enough to understandIsraelis aren't white
>>203020943he could just be going for the ladyboys
>>203020945jesus fucking christ why are people so insane
>>203020945ivanka looks so hot here
>>203020905soccer is the most played sport by adults too retard
Listening to music on acid can be an amazing experience but it's only good for like an hour then you wanna do something else
>>203020945a must watch for anyone who isn't riden with biden
mental how a whole region of earth is closed off to white men unless they want to appear as noncey sex tourists
not clicking that
>blurred thumbnail>filename contains the word "drill"no I don't think I shall be opening that particular webm
>>203020985Not in the slightest.Even then, take out the wogs and the number plummets.
>>203020930lol. meme country
>>203020992or you can just go and not care what people think?
>>203020815Bald and Bankrupt went Cambodia and it looks fucking beautiful for a thirdie nation. Tried of SEA tourism being stigmatised as ladyboy hunting or noncery. Tired tired TIRED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic7sjkI2Uik
ausdogs be like>ITS THE WOOOOOOGS
>>203020945Didn't need to see that
>>203021018Wonder how many ladyboys he shagged
>>203020959rorke is right
>>203021002It's just a cat on a treadmill mate
>>203021018Mate, Bald is literally a sexpat
>>203021025it usually is tho
>>203021007what do you play lad?
shall be staying up to 4am to watch the perth poomen vs the adelaide gays
>>203020815>>203020992honestly I think you guys are being insecure for no reason. plenty of normal guys and "digital nomad" types live in places like da nang, chiang mai, bali etcjust go if you want to. just do it.
>>203021069He nearly got done for rape after a woman he and a load of other blokes shagged regretted it.
can't wait to win the euromillion tonight
Current listen: Look what your love has done to me - Gazelle Twin (Amelie Lens Remix)
>>203021078For me it's the brisbane benders
>>203021111checked but that money is mine
>listening to anything on bandcampcringe
Toowoomba Trannies
>AFLplayed by poofs and aboriginals>rugby leagueplayed by tongans exclusively>cricketlolsoccer is the white man's game sorry
>>203021111I've got a ticket for Tuesday's draw.Would say I hope no one wins tonight's draw but I know there's that other lad with a ticket for tonight's draw and plans to hang himself if he doesn't win tonight so I would never be so cruel as to suggest that he not win tonight.
>>203021111You used your luck up on those quads pierre
any lads bought a brexitmillion ticket?
>>203021151Not on bandcamp but there's nothing wrong with it
Current listen: ASMR Medical Examination
wolologong wogs
>>203021179just a shit platform compared to youtube that's all
>>203021078for me? it's the sydney spastics
>>203019581I found out I could network in the gym I got a job as a pool cleaner it's 17 an hour though
>>203021181>ASMR Fast Bum Cleaning (Very Intense), Mouth Sounds, Soft Spoken
>>203021111£2.50 for £135m in returnBargain of the century isn't it
what will you be spending your millions on lads?
>>203021170nah, just shows that today the digit gods are with mewhen i win i'll hire a professional hacker and a hitman, clean this place up a bit
>>203021197good banter
mental world
>>203021259I just want to be able to be NEET for my remaining years.
>look up australian cities to make more alliteration jokes>these are all genuine places in australiaat what point did they just start taking the piss with the names? none of our other ex-colonies have names this silly.
>>203021259Gather the best gimmick creators on the planet and assemble a team.
>>203020427mate
guarantee when you see someone seething about soccer here they're a rugby fan upset their meme sport is on life support
>>203021259big truck for me.
>>203021294I think Townsville sucks
>>203021287You don't need £135m for that
Cockerton-on-Nonce niggas be like>>203021294
>>203021305dont aussies play a meme version of rugby anyways
love this aesthetic
will be spending the majority of my winnings on personal asmr (sex) sessions with my favourite ladies>>203021298we're already here mate, free of charge
>>203021333never said I did
>>203021349australians don't play either basketball is unironically more popular at this point
what aesthetic its a picture of a truck
Any Hobart niggas in the house???Big up the Tas side mandem
>Toilberg gets a scam call where nobody speaks>Still says 'Hello?' 15 times before putting it down
>>203020182Still need a name/source for her please
>>203021333have you seen the price of GPUs nowadays? the PS5 Pro?
>>203021379called the truck aesthetic
>>203021259
>>203021329Shan't be hearing a bad word against Gurrumbilbarra-Townsville
>>203021358you ever see the Spielberg film 'Duel'?good movie
throat hurts
>>203021305Never heard of a single aussie football player in my life. Didnt even know you played football. drop the larp you little bellend aussie is rugby country
>>203021375thats funny. imagine Aussies doing dunkaroos on each other
Normalise gaping right wing women.
>>203020413>>203021385femboy expert here, her name is mimi peri
Don't trust an e girl if the only 90s bands she can name are Deftones and Mazzy Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3gRHlJS478imagine being chased by a truck would be absolutely terrifying wouldn't it?that's the power trucks have
Not the happiest chappy right now.
>>203021413erm... tim cahill mate
>>203021437whats up lad?
downing tinnies in the ute outside of the darwin centrelink yeah, you could say I'm living the life
>DeftonesRadiohead but shite and gay and american
>>203021413Surely you know the little brown dyke that slagged off that copper
>>203021437yeah?
>>203021421zesty….
>>203021407no but I'll check it out thanksis it similar to the mad max movies?
need to piss and shit but cant really be bothered getting up
thought i saw a driverless car but turns out it was just a black fella in there lmao
>>203021438you reckon that yellow sign says "vulture" or "culture"?On the balance of probability it's very tempting to say that it says vulture but really we just don't know.
>>203021413mark viduka and harry kewell
>>203021457they arent similar at all
They're stealing islands britsisters
>>203021438absolute unit of a bird
>>203021472ehh it's not set in a Mad Max apocalypic world, no, but I suppose it's similar to the Tom Hardy Max Mad film in the sense that the whole film is one big chase scene
>>203021384Love getting a random number call and picking up and not saying anything until they say something
didnt know it was possible to be more gay than gaydiohead
>>203021477playing mafia 3 again?
>>203020170so true
>>203021509Chagos belongs to the Chagossians, not to Brits, not to Mauritius, not to India
>>203021454Just in a sour mood with work. I need to focus on the good stuff though - I come down on myself sometimes because I'm not thankful enough for my life.
>>203021532heh
>>203021483reckon it says vulture because anyone with a vulture in their office is probably a vulture superfan
might have another vanilla coke
god I was so tempted to place a bid on this giant fucking truck on cars and bids a few months ago it's the LARGEST vehicle you can drive with a standard license lmfao
>>203021413no white parent let's their kid play rugby anymore because they'll get killed by an 11 year islander that's 6'2 and 100kg
Chagos for the Chagossians. And the same logic applied elsewhere.
>>203021530Can tell you've tried to suck your own knob before
Mental how the director for asia pacific at my toil looks the kind of bloke to nonce little yellow girls
>>203021569watching pulp fiction again?
>>203021573yanks are ridiculous creatures
>>203021483>*ULTURE>CAUTION>STAY BACK 500 FEET>Surrounded by vulture plushies and a literal fucking vultureI suppose we shall never know
>>203021569more of a lemon coke man myself but what you get up to in the privacy of your own home is none of my business
Really, if you think about it, all of humanity's troubles boil down to one factor: england.
Ngl but Chagossian doesn't sound like a real human ethnic group, more like something from Star Trek or Star Wars
labour oversaw the death of the empire, and are still giving away the few shitty little islands we have left - shan't be long until they balkanise this place and start giving the South-West to France or some shitthey just LOVE handing away British territory
yeah?
>>203021294dubbo
>>203021611im posting on brit and farting
>>203021648are you also balding?
>>203021587so just a standard middle aged white man
>>203021566See it's tempting to think that, especially when the other shelves are covered in stuffed toy animal vultures but as I say, we simply can't know for sure. The sign might say "culture".
>>203021578I do but Isaiah takes after his mum's side
what's going on in the middle east likefull out war?
>>203021628>Wahhhh, we can't rule eveyone, wahhhh!
>>203021569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDQB4SK_Ip4
>finally get a great idea for a post>post count is 295>by the time we eventually get a new I forget it anywaymany such cases!
>>203021660yeah norwood 5
>>203021692It's really none of my business.
>>203021587>the director for asia pacificgonna have to explain this one to me lad
>>203021692ongoing proxy war
>>203021692If Biden and Starmer get their way, yes
>>203021674schrodingers vulture innit
>>203021587did you see any of the memes about the MD for goldman sachs Japan? the guy is an absolute mensch. muscles bulging out of his shirt lmao
>>203021700He manages the business in the asia pacific region
>>203021697alright goldfishbrainlad
>>203021697use your inner monologue to memorize it
new>>203021731>>203021731>>203021731
>>203021725you don't understand, he has so many great ideas they come and go by the second
>>203021583>>203021541The islands near argentina too Falkland something It's very near to Antarctic oil reserves, you fought a war with argentina >The posts speed skull emoji
>>203021692Not yet, but Nazisrael is increasing its provocations, trying to goad its neighbours into war. Sort of like Ukraine with Russia.
>>203021700Multinational companies often have regional structures with regional headquarters and regional executives
>>203021544We all get them days. Are you a weekday toiler?
