oliver cromwell edition
>>203021706by whom?
>>203021731rape the disabled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGoCfuAGdz8get in i said get in, get yourself down to swanage beach de lids
going to the shop, want anything?>>203021753me
How do you want to die when you go lads?Ideally I want to be bitten by a highly venomous snakeDon't care if it's really horrific and painful it seems like a poetic end
>>203021769I suspect if I ever have sex I would cum very quickly, like within seconds.
so since keir is rushing through all his unpopular policies now so that there's loads of time to rehabilitate his image before the next election, what do we reckon will be his next universally reviled and detested policy?
got rorkes gf begging for my inner dongologue
>>203021731Supremely based.
>>203021731>My dad is trying to get me a job>Tells me this lady will call sometimes soon>It's been a couple days >Decided to network at my gym>Meet pool cleaner guy who said he doesn't mind hiring autistic workers >Dad gets pissy Why is he like this
GIVE AWAY ALL COUNTIES APART FROM RUTLANDIMPORT ONE BILLION THIRD-WORLDERS TO RUTLAND
>>203021779the big bockles for me la
>>203021787need to jerk off an hour beforehand if you want to keep the woman entertained
>>203021783just want to cease to exist, sooner rather than later
>>203021769Phwoar but you just know she's ugly as sin under that mask
>>203021783i think rattelsnake venom paralyzes you and then your respiratory system stops. not sure if thats extremely painful or not, seems kind of like drowning
>>203021753western powers (via israel) vs iran (via various middle eastern states/factions)
>>203021773incels and nonces that-a-way bucko>>>/r9k/
>>203021783wrists slit in the bath would be kino
>>203021754Is /brit/ this fast? Skull emoji x2
>>203021753usa/europe funding Nazisrael and Iran supporting Hezb'Allah, Houthis and Palestinian resistance.
>Government to return British Indian-WTF I love Starmer now>-Ocean TerritorySigh
>>203021839Good morning
>>203021813but then surely my willy wouldn't be able to become as hard?
>>203021698>norwood 5crikey
>>203021857Tits
>>203021826>>203021855why
>>2030218702 for me
>>203021483its a great point but i cant find out without a facebook account unfortunately
>>203021893Ancient Masonic ritual
>>203021857wtf they're so plump
>>203021783shotgun in the head like a real gamer
>>203021893good question. probably quite a few reasonshistorical grievances ideological differences religion undoubtedly plays a partsame old shit really
>>203021870like a 1.5, thinning a little bit there
>>203021870almost 30 and still got full head of hairlass sweeping at the hairdressers last time went "i don't even have this much hair on my head" last time kek
what's it like being choked to deaththat's how i'd like to go, being choked by a big breasted japanese woman, looking into her eyes as a drift away.
rewatched that film Memories of Murder the other nightwas alright, still enjoyable. Feel like it had a heavy influence on many thriller / investigation movies that came after it
genuinely depressing how cultureless I am kept basically nothing from my parents original country and dont even speak the language that they do. just a husk of a person that speaks english natively
>>203021961>historical grievances>ideological differences>religion undoubtedly plays a partNone of those.
>>203021801Just remember porn is not real and that housewife might just want to give you a glass of lemonade
>>203021997Not a bad thing
>>203021999then what?
>>203021997spanish is fairly easy to learn
We need to get more browns and blacks from the third world into the country and on benefits and in social housing. This is a good idea because I am very intelligent.
>>203021861Good evening
>>203021993Name 5
alri lads haha
>>203021871Mon-Fri big man. When I'm down I get angry at the most random shit. Want to kill eurocrats today - you know how it is.
>>203022018jewish conspiracy or something
>>203021993Love the flying double kicks sprinkled throughout
>>203022005I know but free lemonaide is awesome I am just laughing because he is angry he is networking
>>203021993korean faces are so strangealmost alien-like
>>203021961no financial reason?
>>203022019im slavic not mexican
Ever wanked to something you shouldn't have?
You clone a creature and THEY PUT YOU IN JAILwhat is this dumb spastic world
>>203022023Will the line go up?
>>203022058yeh that too i reckon
off to bed
>>203022018Quest for power. Domination over other humans.
bustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustin makes me feel good
>>203021800come join EU4 multiplayer game british
>>203021993you really think a korean film influenced films outside of korea? It was pretty good though, but I reckon it itself was more influenced by western films
>>203022099What is that?
2000-2100 is the century of transition Transition from a world where the USA is the central focal point and world superpower, to a world where China takes on that role.
>>203022086Errrr...... Mate? It's 4pm....
dunno if this is controversial but i think you should be able to terminate post-birth if the baby has a birth defect.
Started telling women what they want to hear and now I'm a top shagger. I cannot believe how simple it was. Calling a black woman "beautiful" puts the odds of shagging them up to 98% immediately, for example.
sup bros
>>203022047Yeah they were good but I feel the parts that bog the movie down the most on rewatch are the lengthy interrogation scenes with the retard suspects. It's probably not so bad when you're watching the film for the first time but on the rewatch it's just like yeah OK I get it, I understand these suspects aren't the killer and the hick detectives are trying to force a confession. But then the scene carries on for another 5+ minutes, dragging.
We need to retvrn
>>203022135The usa won't just give up that status
rorke leaning back in his gamer chair
>>203021969I swear hairdressers do that just to butter you up. Last couple times I've been I've had them complain about the thickness of my hair, take a photo of the pile of hair they thinned out and so on. Think it's just their way to keep a customer coming back.
Only 2 countries on earth have no Downs Syndrome individuals.The Vatican, for obvious reasons.Also Iceland, because they test for it early in pregnancy and offer the choice to abort if the fetus had Downs, and do far there's been an 100% abortion rate in such cases.
>>203022214had one of these when i was younger
>>203022099never played it and dont know how to play sorry
My obese parrot died today. A hugh weight off my shoulders
>>203022168post more advice mate what have you learned
>>203022214slept in one of these when i was staying over a mates when i was younger. woke up the next day fucking CRIPPLED and stayed that way for about 3 days.
>>203022177mental that in 2024, no one knows where Great White Sharks go to give birth and no one has ever seen a newborn great white shark. Ever.what the FUCK is going on down there
Hate Israel.Hate the EU.Love Ireland.Love Palestine.
>>203022233most downies aren't even bad people
>>203022233>and do far there's been an 100% abortion rate in such cases.lord our god on the ropes
>>203022233That's why mums go to Iceland
>>203022273who the fuck cares
>>203022278ktim
>>203022233>Also Iceland, because they test for it early in pregnancy and offer the choice to abort if the fetus had Downsare you sure this isn't legal in the USA?
>>203022239did it imitate your autistic grunts
>>203022290only iceland your mum goes to is the shops cause you're a povvo family
Barber sucked air through his teeth when he combed my hairline back
>>203022214Literally fucking never understood theseIf you leaned a bit too far back you'd end up going over
>>203022291Stop being rude unprompted. You are a guest here.
>>203022292One Struggle brother.
Is pool cleaning such a bad thing? Like why does my dad make it out to be back breaking work
leftypol wins a jackpot on the quiz machine and rorke starts giving it the "redistribute the wealth then mate". leftypol turns bright red and hands over a fiver to rorke who flips out saying he's not a charity case but pockets the money.
>>203022329sent that poor freak flying
no booze for me tonight. just dont fancy it you see
more groundbreaking investigative journalism from the beeb
>>203022290
>>203022334
>>203022313Mate like a dozen of your states have full abortion bansNo exceptions even when the mother's life is at risk or for rapeLive in a cave do you?
Imagine if the Manic Street Preachers were Indian - bet they'd be called the Manic Street Shitters ahaha
let her loose letby
>>203022329Didn't really work that one
>>203022273liar
Some screamers being sent out today
>>203022384deleted all my social medias on sunday morning after a horrific night on the booze, haven't even re-installed them yet. ignored my mates.
>>203021773whats he do for a living that he can just fuck around all day?
Israel is faustian, fascist, based, National-Socialist, and white.
why would being raped means you get to kill a babynever understood that
>>203022431tell us what you did lad. fess up
>>203022434kys nazi hasbaraist zionist shill
>>203022462because it contains rapist dna
fit bird working on the till in savers
why do frogs like beer?it's all the hops
>>203022434crazy thing is Palestine is basically white too. they look indistinguishable from most israelis. I'd go so far as to say they are the same race
i prob eat 100g of peanuts a day
>>203022487spec?
>>203022462if you were raped by a man, and then that man handed you his newborn baby, and then the state told you that you must raise that baby as your own son or face a decade in prison... wouldn't you oppose that system?
>>203022464ah just had one too manygot kicked out of a club for being a drunken messkept falling and scrapped all my handsnearly started a fight with some random blokewas sicklost my IDhadn't had much to eat and had been drinking since 2pm, went feral and had about 15 drinks until midnight, Christ knows what I could have been saying.
neither israelis or palestinians look or are white you toads
>>203022517why
i eat 101g of peanuts a day
>>203022544easy calories for my skinny body
>>203022135i reckon every century has quite a bit of transition actually
>>203022517Omega-6berg having a blast in your stomach
I eat 102g of peanuts a day
I care more about the bins being collected properly than the Israel/Palestine conflict
this painting is pretty badass he saved britian from the claws of napoleon
>>203022592i ate 2lbs of almonds yesterdaythen learned almonds have cyanide????but im here
>>203022574eat peanut butter instead
American Jews are all children of European / Khazar converts and look white, and they steal land from Palestinians who are the descendants of the historical Jews and look olive skinned/ brown
can't find magnesium anywhere
price of nuts is too high
>>203022618yeah, i do.
>>203022612yesalcohol is also poisonous
might go for a drive later to get out the housedunno where would be open on a friday night after 6PM though besides McDonalds or supermarkets. Suppose I could sit in a supermarket car park and go in and get a can of juice or something then sit on my phone for a bit in the parked car then drive homeit's something
>>203021731warts and all
Might get a Blacked subscription
>>203022605is today the anniversary? i know its october 1805
When did you lads realise your life was over? Me, it was when I was about 14 when I realised that I'm too lazy and unmotivated to succeed at anything, even the things I enjoy.
>>203022639can't you just go to one that's further away? make more of a drive out of it. then buy something to eat for the longer drive back.
>>203022639supermarket then mcdonalds is the usual for a lot of the lads in the thread of a friday night
>>203022534Don't think you'd be allowed to kill it thoughever
>>203022668about 6 weeks ago. shan't be going into details thoughever
>>203022639Why don't you go to your local pub and have a drink? Chinwag with someone at the bar doing similar?
Hi, I am a US citizen who received a 10-year Netherlands / EU travel ban in November 2022 due to visa overstay and operating several informal businesses. Recently some unfortunate family matters compelled me to legally change my last name. I just received my new passport with the updated name and began wondering whether or not I could now re-enter the EU. Does the US share information like name changes with the EU or is there some kind of personal metadata that would still flag me? I have heard that Germany is in dire need of skilled professionals and would love to immigrate there if possible. Thanks!
>>203022659close enough but yeah he was pretty badass imagine dying and having some say >"look sir you won">"the isles are savesd"
>>203022680yeah I suppose I could do, not a bad idea>>203022704It's a nice thought but I'm too mentally ill to do that.
>>203022605Not very diverse
>>203022536not great is it reallywe've all been there though
>>203022668It's never over
>>203022739
How about eating these peanuts...
>>203022706just come in on a dinghy and you'll get a free barratt homes newbuild and get wanked off
>>203022708His last words were "God and my country"
>>203022639why not head to a rural area and visit some small shops for a drink? i met someone who changed my life drastically that way
>>203022770done him up like a kipper
>>2030218700 on one side and 1.5 on the other for me from parting my hair the same way for a decade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucking_the_monkeysucking a monkey
>>203022639No beaches or parks?
>>203022793he was a true hero of Britain
>>203021870-1 for me
>>203022592>>203022574bet all that seed oil makes you really feminine and twinky... you in london? x
Are poos supposed to be the same consistency most days?I ask because some days I have hard pellet like poos and some days I have soft sloppy poos.
>>203022273same with eel births innit
>>203022802
>>203022798>i met someone who changed my life drastically that wayhope you have a happy life with him x
>>203022848neither of those consistencies are healthy
big pair of black bollocks
>>203022668Thought my life was over. Not anymore mate.
Got my 90s mix on.Oasis, REM, Nirvana, my bloody valentine, The La's, Smashing Plumpkins, The CharlatansWhat a great decade for music
>>203022844what seed oils are there in peanuts
In America you can drive to a diner and get a steak or whatever at 3 AM. That's living.
seed oils are bad because.... they are!
>>203022861how do you know im a girl
>>203022867What should a healthy poo be like?
>>203022784need to invest in a little bit of shoeshine for that plan to work
>spent an hour writing a cover letter to this company>have a 2:1 in a degree that they're asking for>get rejected a few hours laterjob-seeking is such a miserable experience
>>203022819enjoyed this article
>>203022878George Michael
Moving into my brand new flat in a month. Can't wait, first time I've ever owned a property!
>Smashing Plumpkins
phwoooooarhttps://www.reddit.com/r/CentaurGirls/comments/1ftxiro/just_absolutely_ridiculous/
>writing cover lettersmug's game
>>203022878thematically incoherent
+1 to my post count
>>2030228953 or 4 on the bristol stool chart
>>203022878get the Our Lady Peace on>>203022900>>spent an hour writing a cover letter to this companyjust have a generic one set up
Has any one of you negros tried meditation? I want to cure my brain rot but I don’t know whether this is another fool’s errand the YouTube algorithm is baiting me into doing.
i am sorry but the songs i picked for the London trip are all smith songs and the one clash song
>>203022900are you straight out of uni? cover letters are a complete waste of time considering the volume of applications that you'll need to make
>"Owning" a leasehold flatOh deary me someone didn't read the fine print.
should be applying for jobs but i dont know what job i wantwhat kind of job would someone who posts on brit, likes being alone, and likes video games, want?
>>203022900Never ever experienced thisEvery single job I have ever applied for they've been interested in employing me and only once have I not been offered it after the interview, but I had already made my mind up within five mins of that particular meeting that they were utter cunts and I didn't want it
>>203023003glowie xx
>>203022877why's that?
>>203023015medals in the post
>mum didn't let me wash the dishes with hot water until I was in my early 20s
>>203022999Not arsed, 999 year lease tiny service charge and leasehold is gonna be abolished soon anyway.
>>203022986the smiths aren't from london
>>203022239fuck sake that made me laugh far more than it should. going to steal it. will be good for a tinder opener i reckon.
Don't tell people what music I like since inevitably the normoids around me are unfamiliar with any of the bands I mention
>>203023003overnight security
>>203023003>why are no jobs tailored to the adolescent lifestyle I presently haveit is called growing up mate
>>203023003food factory
my mum wiped my arse until i was about 14. true story.
chinese tonight i reckon
>>203022883peanut butter and roasted peanuts have seed oilspeanuts themselves have polyunsaturated fats also anyway
>>203023044Neutral Milk Hotel is it lad?
>>203023030dipping her pinky in the dishwater to make sure it was the right temperature for her big boy to do the dishes
>>203023049Good shout but how do you get into it
>>203023088Same but for drinking her breast milk kek
>>203023036i know but their songs are awesome
>>203022999It's not really a problem if the lease is in triple figures and you can afford the service charges
>>203023088sucked my mum's tits until i was 10>>203023115pervert
neighbours bratty daughters are frolicking in the garden
Went to lift but cba because it friday night
>>203023105>pinkyFOY
>>203023113In the UK there's the SIA licence, most will require that. I've no idea what is required to get one but presumably it's a pisstake since every security guard I've seen has looked to have an IQ of about 85 and a BMI of about 25+
I've wasted so much of my life applying for jobs and 0.001% ever go anywhere
in the pub smoking area 3 pints in avoiding my coworkers wondering how i can get away
mum washed my foreskin till I was 18
>>203022900Been rejected from 5 jobs so far1st class from a Russel Group in Economics1 year work experience at a Big Four firmExtensive volunteering history and involvement in university societiesYears of work experience as a tutor and working in retailAll rendered totally worthless because I'm a white bloke - currently working at Tesco just to keep myself afloat. Great stuff.
>>203023161what are you going to do about it?
IVE COMPLETELY ARSED UP MY LIFE
>>203023191yes but by applying to them and, more crucially, being SEEN to be applying to them you are entitled to benefits
what the fuck are charity shops playing at? £7 for some bobbly jumper
Anyone want to go clubbing tonight in London?
The majority of people get their jobs through nepotism. If that isn't an option for you consider NEETdom.
>>203023113get a licence, get your certificate of no criminal conviction and literally ask any mid tier business if they want to replace their decrepit boozing guards
>>203023203thats cap
>>203023027It's a new dawn, a new day for me, Ger McCarthy
erm so where is diego?
>>203023263is diego coming?
hate the people i work withannoying middle class wankersmight go back to my previous job and wallow
>>203023298out shagging
Unironically listen to mostly classical music these daysCan't bring myself to even listen to my old favourite rock bandsTraditional pop like Sinatra is ok tooCall me a larper, hat post me if you want i don't care
Wish me luck I am gonna go for the interview to be a pool boy
done my incel walk and had my incel wank. going to have a big plate of pasta. need to do the washing up after. and might have my yearly bath tonight. the only question is if i should do drugs to enjoy my evening or just stay sober and bored.
Might get a cheeky shoulder of whiskey after toil
>>203023263Gay clubbing?
>>203023203Uni degree and work experience mean fuck all these days.
>>203023102Swans, Xiu Xiu, Merzbow, Skinny Puppy, Throbbing Gristle, Coil, Current 93, Nurse With Wound, etc
>>203023368favourite symphony?
>>203023376depends what kind of drugs
Statistically speaking almost 45% of white english girls will get Blacked this weekend
The trick is to get into something niche and be really good at it not just big four firm accountbot 242009232
HO, THERE HE IS!
>>203023161and your watching and wanking, you filthy fucking nonce
>>203023407new VPN spaki?
>your
>>203023407and i won't be one of them
>>203022706I've heard of someone banned getting in in greece with just a name change and new passport but no idea if it's just a greek fuckup or an EU fuckup or a one-off fuckup. also no way you're gonna get any sort of definitive answer to anything all you can do is rock up and either you get in or you don't
>>203023400beethoven's 5th
Lads.
>>203023482mad how animals of all kinds are capable of love and affection
Really need to reign in my racism. It's quite an ugly emotion, and will land me in hot water if I'm not careful.
>>2030232035 job rejections is nothing mate, that's babbys first week of job hunting
Accidentally clicked on the gay porn section on pornhub, and then on the "extreme" and "gangbang" genre selection choices, and then accidentally hit play of one of the videosOh dear
>>203023523what's your least favourite race?
>>203023534we've all been there
Repulsive reptile
>>203023201"righto team, thats me, see you lot on Monday"
if you have no specialist qualifications or experience then job hunting will obviously will a long and arduous process. why are people surprised at this.if you want an easy pathway into a career, retrain
>>203023521And yet I don't get any
My Friday night:Finish toil at 5pmGo for a drink at my local pubCome home with some scranWatch gay porn into the wee hours
>>203023528>babbys first weekday for many
>>203023605good lad
>>203023605do you talk to folk at the pub or just have a quiet pint yourself?
/brit/ zesty af these days
>>203023563I always thought monaco was overrated
might get a gay porn kebab tonight
it's woke gone mad
>Swans, Xiu Xiu, Merzbow, Skinny Puppy, Throbbing Gristle, Coil, Current 93, Nurse With Wound, etc
>>203023404opioids or diazepam. im thinking opioids.
>>203023605simply cannot have one drink me if I have one I will have another and then I will finish off another 8 and stumble home at 2am
>>203023563wh*te
Might get some beers to enjoy with my gay porn kinos this eve'
>>203023605>Watch gay porn into the wee hourswhy
>>203023636we LOVE to see it!!!!
>>203023623Sometimes I talk to people, sometimes I have a quiet one
gay prawn
you're telling me reggie ledoux fried this rice?
fucking mental you can't drink after one pint. 0 tolerance they are doing now. it's ridiculous, fucking dictatorship.why can't they let the citizenry be responsible adults?
>>203023368get the Dvorak onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89jOPAGJq-M
It's the official /brit/ beers and gay porn nightYou don't want to miss this
>>203023747my keyboard is dvorak
>wanking to gay pornyou gay or something?
>>203023740I suspect you meant "drive after one drink" here.
>>203023605Finish work at around 6Go to the gymCome home for scranShowerTrim my plant, been on the todo for a whileWill say I'd read a book but will probably shitpost here
Mihai may have passed on to the big bum sesh in the sky due to drug misuse, but I'm sure he occasionally looks down on us with a smile when he sees how zesty /brit/ has become after his passing
Can't believe
the trains to east croydon are getting packed with fresh clapmeat x
Can’t even enjoy classical music without normies thinking you’re trying to act all intelligent and better than everyone.ffs I just like the melodies
>>203023653hm bit too grim and degenerate for me
>>203023773...yh
>>203023804how was your day?
>>203023740>mental you can't drink after one pint
uh yeah can't wait for Idiot Pigeons next EP, people say they're just copying Chocolate Fascism's sound but they were incredible at the last Crud Festival
>>203023831good, had some jerk chicken xhbu?
newberg>>203019581>>203019581
shooting sam altman with a cannon
>>203023851shit gimmick
didn't realise buying ETFs on Vanguard means you have to buy a whole unite.g. if your chosen ETF is £50 per unit, and you invest £270, the remaining £20 is left overannoying
>>203023851absolute dire gimmick bet you’re chortling like a 7 year old boy in your smelly bedroom
>>203023816how is taking codeine and having a bath degenerate? if i were a woman drinking wine nobody would think thats grim or degenerate
>>203023740Scotland's policy on anything alcohol related is baffling
NEWhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/9846370/#9846370
new>>203023891>>203023891>>203023891
>>203023867blog on martin
>>203023804>east croydon?
>>203023398Ah the classic boring gay retard incel shut-in taste
>>203022971It is
