기린 edition.previously: >>203009180
>>203023868I look like this and do this
>>203023503both /leaf/ and /usa/ generals exist but aren't regular generals
>>203023075It's a Mennonite church, but I'm not a pacifist, myself. I consider myself to be a nondenominational Protestant. I guess I could be referred to as an ecumenical Christian.>>203023193Thx butty guyyy.
>>203023868what in the world? why did he remove his pants?
>>203023925Urkelkin>>203024074They are just zesty like that
Today I will be inducing spawning in sea urchins
>>203024139post pics
What is the /cum/ elder scrolls race?I think it's high elves, as they're all racist yellow (canadian) incels
>>203024170We are orcs
>>203024170Canadians are jeets now, not chinese. So they should be diarrhea poop brown, not yellow.We are red guards
>>203023774>posting in KoreanWord to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor.
>>203024242>red guardsno way, red guards are strong, suave, and have sex
>>203024170Mexicans = OrcsAmericans = Redguard Canadians = Altmer
>>203024339True. I guess we can't just do color coding. Many /cum/mers are reach bretons (stinky schizos)Others are dunmer (annoying, narcissitic, immigrants, poor, back stabbing)Me tho? I am basically general tullius (swarthy, roman, xenophobic, arrogant, exceptional)
Oh boy is edgy webm time
>>203024456qrd
>>203024456>the unbeatable female intuition that somehow always picks abusers
>>203024456This makes me sick
>>203024509por tu
>>203024456>casually pepper sprays herjej, probably fake thoughever
>women would rather be with abusive assholes than men who would cherish them
>>203024139any advice for inducing spawning in humans
>>203024456Who's the dead guy on the floor
Post bitches with big titties pls
>>203024631trvke
>>203024683Your will, my hands
>>203024611translate
>>203024631nobody finds orbiters attractiveobviously you shouldn't beat your wife, but being a doormat is pathetic
the spanish american war, what was that all about
>>203024734>I'm going to open Tinder Passport (a premium feature that lets you change the country of your swipes)>What could happen?
>>203024755Nobody said anything about being a doormat, why do you go immediately to the extreme.
>>203024630looks fake cause you'd have to vent the entire house if he sprayed it inside.
>>203024755>if you aren't an active abuser and cherish a woman you are a doormatFemale thinking lel
>>203024815Without having the facts in front of me, I think it's safe to assume it was a disagreement of some sort
>>203024856cause the way they worded it is exactly what doormat orbiters say
Finish the song: hickory niggory doo
>>203024932So you automatically have to be a doormat if you cherish a woman? Wow. Your thinking is beyond fucked.
>>203024842how the hell do people afford all that shit?
>>203024815America wanted to get some colonies like the other big boy countries at the time (UK, France, Russia etc.) but they were mostly already all taken. So they just stole a few from weak old poorfag Spain. Sadly you didn't keep your Flip subjects as a sexpat colony
>>203024955daa hickory niggory aymy oh my what a wonderful day
>>203024683
>>203024988you mean the trips or the tinder premium? The entire point of the post is that she turned on tinder passport & found a tall wypipo who mogged her entire latinx upbringing and gave her the heckin travel all foids love
>>203025039You are silly and I got you to say the n word
Enough already it's been a week. Fuck off with this shit I didn't do shit
>>203025075She could lose some weight
>>203025229buy a pass loser.
SOME CANADIAN FIND ME A JOB IN TORONTOUNLEASH ME UPON CANADA
shoutout to all my v6 charger with 26" rim americans
>>203025290cringe
>>203025262>Pay to use 4chanYou must be new
>>203025290What about the v6 chilly willy bros with steel rimz?
>>203024157I'll try>>203024659You need to put the penis in the vagina during the time of the month when she's ovulating
>>203025276>wanting to live in Canada in [current year]>wanting to live in Toronto specificallyDo you have any job skills?
>>203025129trips and what look like expensive gifts
>>203025382How do I induce lactation?
>tfw you weren't invited to the /cum/ orgy
>>203025485No darkies allowed. No exceptions
Cumorgy
>>203025485It wasn't much of an orgy. Just 2 tops for 24 autistic bottoms.
>>203025455He's a firstie, not that difficult. Also>Thailand trip>UK trip (I'm guessing his country)>Mexico trip (her country)>PandoraNone of this is too expensive desu. You'd be surprised how many people spend nearly all their disposable income on trips
>>203025643Guys who are into diseased titties must be genuinely caveman brained
Modern comics ladies and gents
>>203025391CHEMICAL ENGINEERMANAGEMENTI AM SCIENTIST MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES IN CANADA AND I WANT TO BE WITH HER
>>203025696>Diseased The fuck you talking about
>>203025709I thought the first panel was the cringe but then it got worse
>comics
>Manga
the fucking seaworld atlantis ride doesnt have the mermaid shit anymoreit's literally just some gay fucking ride now
>>203025863I actually factually unironically look like this
>>203025709>>203025801>hmm why are our sales down? We pandered just like the expensive DEI advisor said we should
>seaworld
>quebecois fill their tires with waterlmao
You should sea about getting some bitches in this world, dawg
>>203025801this character is literally me
>>203025709>>203025801>why is manga outselling us 100:1
Anyone else here a non-sexual masochist? I hate myself and want to be punished, so i do a lot of painful physical activities, and sabotage my relationships and work.But i don't do it to get off.
shit bussin fr no cap
Anyone else here wanna shut the fuck up?
I could never fathom hating myself.I am literally the Chosen One.NPCs truly are a strange breed, always suffering and struggling.
one day I might make a maize mommy edition
Muslim religion has an overall very dark bive. Everytime I see some muslim looking dude with a towels all over his body I feel uneasy.I think it's the same feeling some white people have with hispanics and other brown peepoo.
>>203026016>>hmm why are our sales down? We pandered just like the expensive DEI advisor said we shouldUbisoft is looking at selling themselves to TenCent after their lastest round of games flopped badly. Guess they just didn't do enough DEI
>>203026942Yeah and how Mexicans and whites look at blacks But what group makes blacks feel this way?
naked and erect
>>203027040>Mexicans and whitesBrown hands.
>>203026656I just hate myself, I don't make it weird.
>>203026942They really look like this and think they are the good guys
>>203027040>what group makes blacks feel this wayslavs
Delaware is literally just two tolls
Is Egypt a dump?
>>203027438YeahGod what a shithole Nuke Delaware please
>no sun kissed bronze Sicilian gf with a psycho brother who starts vendett with you because you served white wine instead of red at the dinner party
>>203027449very much so, still nice to visit thoughbeit
>>203027496Do people even do dinner parties anymore?
>>203027555Yeah
i have zero reasons to live.
>>203027655then make one
>>203027655You don't want to see the conclusions of the many kino storylines going on globally right now?
>>203027496Red whine really is vastly superior to white
time to toil 8 hours of my life away
I have black hair
>>203027988If you're white with blue eyes that's a great combo.
>>203027655Life in itself is a reason when it causes seethe in your enemies
>>203027820are you seriously asking me if i want to witness the extinction of the elephant, the melting of the polar ice caps, the genocides of countless people worldwide, and the rise of anti-intellectualism in my home country?
REDRED WINE
>>203027820This too. Get some white cheddar popcorn and enjoy the show
>>203028030Ya know, on second thought, ya might as well just off yaself if you believe that stupid shit lmao ya def NOT gonna make it homie
>>203028030>the extinction of the elephantWtf is this realIf so I need to book a trip to asia to hang out with a 'phant asap
Time goes by, so slowly.
>>203027962I'm off today
>>203028038(In a cholo accent) That's my fuckeen JAM, eh.
>>203028077>Since 1986, the Asian elephant has been listed as Endangered on the IUCN Red List, as the population has declined by at least 50 per cent over the last three elephant generations, which is about 60–75 years. It is primarily threatened by loss of habitat, habitat degradation, fragmentation and poaching.
>>203028030>extinction of the elephant Won't happenThose other ones will have interesting consequences that you can observe. I'm more interested in the sagas of UAP disclosure, nuclear weapons, potential water wars, and climate change induced mass migration
>>203028019I'm white with brown eyes
>>203028030I hope for your sake this was b8
We're gonna get flooded with Africans.
>>203028114https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GrHfWKeTDEI
>>203028134only white people and old school black people can listen to that song.
>>203028180>I'm white with brown eyes and black hair>white
>>203028212so...same as now
>>203028238My ancestry is 100% European
>>203028212Jeets hate blacks more than anyone for some reason so I doubt it
>>203028237I know. I'm not Latinx, I'm just using the accent
I remember gaslighting myself into thinking Pacific Rim was a good movie
>>203028320why would you need to gaslight yourself into believing something that's actually true?
>>203028320It was okay
>>203028320that's how avant-garde filmmakers have fans, as well.
>>203028268unless you're of Welsh hobbit ancestry from the UK that seems unlikely
I don't see why I couldn't be born wealthy. Where would have been the harm?
https://youtu.be/PzuB2uddMqQ?si=BrncbX66BCfln0os
>>203028367Greek ancestry
>>203028382Wow I finally listened to a Taylor Swift song, knowingly.
“Cats are inherently right wing animals. They exude aristocratic gentility, they understand the pleasure of lounging as much as they revel in the hunt. The dog, on the other hand, is too eager to please. He is forever a slave whereas the cat remains his own master” “Send tweet”
>>203028439Taylor Swift is based.
>>203028381You're wealthier than billions of people
>>203028381comfort is the death of progess
>>203028467I would give my life to make sure she's safe and ok, I just never listened to any of her music
>I would give my life to make sure she's safe and ok
>>203028544Simp
>>203028479Yeah but anyone poorer than me is literal filth, barely to be defined as human.
Sometimes I like a movie while I'm watching it, but then afterwards I don't like the "impact" that it left on me. Not sure how to describe it. I feel this way a lot after watching Judd Apatow movies for example
>>203028492What does progress even mean? And what is it worth when the end to every single person's story is death?>>203028577Fuck off, I love her
>>203028603That's normal. It's why I need to brood on movies before being able to decide my final rating. Sometimes I'll enjoy them more after the fact when I really think about them.Melancholia did this to me. I watched it, enjoyed it, but didn't love it. I realized I loved it after thinking about it for a few days and realizing how insane it was, and the impact it left on me.
Kirsten Dunst was so hot in Spiderman.
>>203028603iktf, it's like you enjoyed at the time it but it left no impression and was not memorable. You would probably forget about it completely after enough time passed.
If you are thinking of going out to get fast food today consider making a lightly buttered sandwich at home instead
>>2030288217/11 taquitos are calling to me
I miss those old British Masturbation Academy JOI videos from the mid 2000s
>>203028840Grim
>>203028705I need to watch a movie twice to form a strong opinion of it >>203028764It isn't so much "no impression" but a bad impression. Like I can watch superbad or pineapple Express and laugh while I'm watching them, but then afterwards I'll be like "actually that was kind of stupid"
Did you know that in Spanish they call poop "the clay of the butt"?La arcilla del culloSuch a beautiful language and culture
>>203028961that's cause they make their houses out of it.
I want a wife
massive elephant destroys retarded donkey
Which are you
>>203029074none, and the Canadian version of this is much worse. I svffer in Canada
>>203029102You're all britishers except the quebecers, n'est ce pas?
>>203029031this is my wife
>>203029074Midwestern Kraut that moved to the South
Kevin James is the least funny person to have ever lived.
>>203029185No she's NOT!
How does one even pronounce "svffer"?
>>203029074All of them besides shitilian and slavic
fucking soy buffet todaybrb when you leave to dilate
>>203029235He got typecast as a comedic actor due to his role on king of queens It isn't like he really tries to pretend he's funny like will Ferrell or Pete Davidson
>>203029235Amy Schumer?
>>203029278How did you do that
>>203029385Do what
>>203029420Say "soy" which I thought invariably got filtered.
Behind Today's Stunning Jobs Report: A Record Surge In Government Workers. A record 785,000 government workers were added in September, pushing total govt workers also to a new record high
>>203029456It's not filtered on /int/ because otherwise no one would be able to speak Spanish
I need to replace an oil pressure switch in my car and it's a pain in the balls to get to
>>203029474Yo onions Paco
>>203029456I fucking hate the word filters
creampies for you and me :)
>>203029474I think that's pretty soy if I'm being perfectly honest. Downright estrogeneous.>>203029573>t. soy tard
>>203029585I'm lactose intolerant
Just heard a huge crash
>>203029631LOL
>>203029475you should buy a car that doesn't suck
Is she correct?https://files.catbox.moe/nj7rb8.webm
>>203029656It's not exactly what i wanted for a car, but it's been really good for the years I've had it. A 30 dollar switch going bad after 220k miles isn't a big deal
>>203029631what if I use messssican bummy milk?
https://youtu.be/nWqIhkiJk9Ahttps://youtu.be/nWqIhkiJk9Ahttps://youtu.be/nWqIhkiJk9Ahttps://youtu.be/nWqIhkiJk9Ahttps://youtu.be/nWqIhkiJk9A
I will not be watching a single video posted ITT. You are free to stop posting them
>>203029911No.
>>203030120what's the TL:DR
>>203029911Wtf is wrong with this fucking faggot
>>203030525She's married now, you can stop
>>203030657who gives a fuck
>>203030689It's probably the same guy who's obsessed with maps
>>203030689I liked it
here comes mapcel with his tripcode claiming it's not him
>>203030657Wow, fascinating
>>203030582Cazzo, that bastard is taller than she is!
>>2030306570 zip code supremacy (but fuck jersey)
>went from $1200 gambling to $700 today>already back at $1210I was getting worried there
>>203030525Shes related to Steph Curry
>>203030960Quit while you're ahead
>>203030890Yeah he's a gigachad. SOVLFVL ARYAN COVPLE tbqh
>>203031020they dont' look very related
>3 cups of water>2.5 tsp of better than bouillon>2 tbsp of sake>1 tbsp of light soy sauce>wait for it to boil >add frozen dumplings and napa cabbage>cook for 4 minutes>add a drop of sesame oil >add some pepper>add some sliced green onions>boil some wheat noodles alongside for 3 minutes>add to the soup 25 minute for hearty soup
>>203031023Their children will be demigods
>>203030890is that impressive? a guy being taller than a girl?
>>203031111Why is she totally flat Did she not hit puberty
>>203031022I already stopped for the day at $1210. I try not to push my luck
No
>>203031149put it all on black
Dogberg is cuddling on my arm right now
>>203031111Quads of trvth>>203031134She's almost 6'4" my guy
>>203031134It is when the girl is a irl giantess
>>203031144>Why is she totally flatI've noticed most lanklet women are. Just like how women with big noses have bigger asses or tits
>>203031303>Just like how women with big noses have bigger asses or titsSo that's why semitic women are so stacked under their clothes/hijabs
>>203031215Not how I do it. I only play the ROCKET type gambling games.
>>203031303You either grow up or out
>>203031246>She's almost 6'4" my guysorry I don't follow pop culture like a womanoid
Abigail Shapiro
>>203031363>sports>womanoid pop cultureDawg
I e notices Slavic women be having some of the biggest, heaviest natural breasts of any women, Jewish or not. There's old women walking around with K cup breasts all the time, I wonder what causes it
>>203031452does *she* play in the NBA?ok no?so why are you following her like a womanoid
Its Friday my dudes!
>>203031521>he doesn't keep tabs on ARYAN EXCELLENCE in all sportsngmi
>>203031473Eeeewwww!
>>203031586few more hours until my drink sesh
Why are you bullying China?
>>203031783:0
>>203031774You and both, my man
>>203031473
>>203031851*Shoves my cock in your mouth*
That girl you're thinking about/talking to? I already fucked her.
>>203032397That's weird because I was thinking about your sister
N
>>203032482bodied him
>>203024157Spawning was induced, this is a male
>>203032700blud works as a urchin semen collector :100: :skull:
>>203032700Is this species edible? I had heard some aren't.
>>203032482Sent that fucker flying
>>203032700Neat
I fucking hate being asked what I want for birthdays/christmas
Oh aren't you something special?
I wonder if fk is legit banned or if he evaded and just not online
>>203032948Same. I also hate that everyone in my family thinks I like funkopops
>>203032948You're lucky anyone gives a shit
reading about 1830s michigan
>>203033088Why do they think that Is it that thing where you bought one once and now they just assume you're into them
>>203033161Wow I got INSANELY bored just from reading this
Whats more reddit. Politically correct racism against brits french and americans, or hating all cops and law enforcement except when they hunt down and persecute every jan 6th rioter/white british rioter
>>203033176I think they just assume because I like movies and video games that I want a plastic toy of it
>>203033279The second one, especially when anti cop rhetoric is paired with increased firearm regulation It's my favorite combination of stupid
>>203031473german women too
>>203033231Detroit is the oldest city west of the Alleghenies and as late as the mid-1800s was 90% forest. Great Lakes state. Used to be lots of caribou and lynx. The entire western coast has a microclimate perfectly suited for growing fruit (called the Fruit Belt)
This mediocre fast food meal from Dairy Queen cost me $10.38 today. Trudeau can suck a big one.
>>203033544*Snores*
>>203033565LOL
>>203033554I love Dairy Queen, but $10 for that makes me sad. I remember the old days>>203033565Hah hah>>203033274There's a kid at work who's like ten years younger than me and he's 5'4 and he's married
How much goyslop have you avoided today so far?
>>203033690That's like $7USD. Is that a lot in American money? Like is that more worth it?
>>203033784It's more than I would pay for such a meager meal, but it sounds about right given the inflated price of everything lately
good afternoon
VGH this is what Canada used to be about
>>203033978
>>203032823Purple urchins? Yes, they are edible
>>203034111Based. This is the Canada I ignored as a child.
>>203034111CAM ON 7&8YOS SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
>>203032700what a weird looking guy
>>203033031b& but he's too old/lazy to evade consistently now
>>203034128me and who
>>203024139>>203032700https://youtu.be/pQdpOKVukCQ
>Therapist encouraged me to start thinking about my purpose in this worldbros it's over, I have no fucking purpose. I go to work, go home, play video games, and shitpost online. My life is nothing, I am a waste of resources.
>>203034219Does all he have to do is flip on a VPN or whatever
>>203034292Ok sureLet's rephrase the question What would you *want* your purpose to be?
>>203034292
>>203034292you have to find your own purposedid you tell your therapist that you feel like that
>>203034292>I go to workMore purpose than 1/2 the people on this site. Somebody needs to flip the burgers
>>203034296yes but it's more of a hassle nowadays because you need to wait for the post timer to run out, hope the IP isn't already b& then post. Also if the janny is particularly butthurt he can ban you shortly after each post for evasion anyways which just makes it take too long.
watching destiny
>>203024728Fucking smother me.
>>203034391>Also if the janny is particularly butthurt he can ban you shortly after each postHow would janny know it's the same person behind the VPN
>>203034292To have some purpose you usually need to be in powerful, wealthy, or highly skilledThese all require a ton of groundwork early in life that can still be done as an adult but the older you start the more painful and embarassing it isThis is ignoring the obvious answer of girlfriend wife family church neighborhood
>>203034352I don't know. I guess leave the world a better place than I found it, as lame and vague as that might sound
They janitard only does his job when you don’t want him to do it
>>203034421In FK's case it's very obvious because he's the only kraut here. Doesn't apply to us thoughbeit.
>>203034471That isn't lame and vague, it's perfect and you can start putting that into motion literally right now Each person you meet is a "world" unto their own, and you can make it better with your presence, if you choose to.
>>203034471that's not lame at all anon, that's a very noble goalis there any one issue you're really passionate about?
>>203023774Does anyone know if these unofficial regional groupings have names?
>>203034500FACT CHECK: TRUEbut he has been banning mousepedo more recently so I must credit him for that
>>203034471plant a treetake care of a little animalpick up trash when u see it
>>203034471Pick up litter and encourage minorities to leave the country. Its all you can really do
https://youtu.be/sV_-8KIXyPs
>>203034545Also Brian
>>203034471That phrase doesn't mean you have to make some discovery that benefits all of humanity and people build statues of you. It means being kind and helpful to others when you can, no matter what scale.
>>203034579More litter makes people more agitated and willing to accept more extreme solutions to society’s ills
I can't make threads so someone make the new with this webbum and call it forced Yuri edition
>>203034676>>203034676>>203034676
>>203034620Indeed, we are almost free of schizos by comparison with a few months ago
