We add 1/8 cup of non-toxic clue to the sauce to give it more tackiness. Keyword: NON-TOXIC. Aka it won't make you sick at all it just gives the sauce just a touch of tackiness aka "べたべた" which is one of the best qualities of a pizza sauce.
>>203032516you can also add semen, an excellent natural gluet.Italian pizza master
fucking retard jeet
>>203032945I genuinely can’t tell if you’re trolling or dead serious
>>203032988what's so weird about it? Glue can be perfectly safe, I hate glue sticks when I was a child and are perfectly fine.
>>203032988I can't tell if YOU are trolling or dead serious.....its NON-TOXIC aka pizzagrade glue, we aren't adding gorilla glue but pizzagrade glue to make delicious tacky pizza sauce. PLEASE tell me you don't make nonadhesive sauce?
>>203033145>pizzagrade glueManmade horrors beyond comprehension. But you are trolling, thx for the clarification.
>>203032988>turks can't read the ingredient list on the back of the bottlepathetic
>Americans put glue on their vegetables
>>203033145kek
>>203033196They are not trolling, they also have non toxic grease.
Ironically enough flour+water already makes glue and what the hell do you think pizza CRUST is made of? Its literally just glue with yeast and oil. So when you add glue to the sauce you are just technically adding a bit more crust to the sauce so it sticks together
>>203032988>>203033196Those kinds of glue are just cornstarch mixed with water, they’re perfectly edible
>>203033292pic
>>203033325It’s called a thickener. The yuro version is a roux aka wheat flour + water. Why in the flying fuck would you call it a glue?
>>203033389Flour + water is just glue, I'm sorry. Where do you think the word GLUTEN comes from? Its from all the natural glue found in flour activated when you add water.Call it roux, call it glue either way, a pizza's just gotta have it!
>>203033471It’s a thickener. If some cunt told me they had put glue in my food, I’d toss the plate straight into their disgusting face. Mutts really are desensitized to all the chemicals in the water.
>>203033389>rouxflour and fat, and we have that down here toostick to your kebabs, "hans"
>>203032516The glue keeps the ingredients on you dumb leaf
>>203033581Good thing that you have it. But please, for the love of God, don’t sound like yokels and call it glue. It’s a thickener. This is how you sound when you call it glue.
I'm posting with people who not only sniff glue but eat it, and defend eating it
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>>203033535No that's how you make (non-toxic) glue. You can make it with cornflour, water, and salt. The retard who wrote the recipe should have called it something else because people are sensitive to this kind of thing.
>>203033945>The retard who wrote the recipe should have called it something else because people are sensitive to this kind of thing.This is the one thing we agree on.
>>203033389>rouxThat's French for glue. They even rhyme.
>>203032516>AI is the future bro, you can't halt progress!
>>203034178>They even rhyme.
>>203032516When the recipe doesn't specify "non toxic" you can use cyanolite glue for more crustyness btw
>>203034357Nice try, but you can't keep hiding your pizza secrets from us forever. AI is revealing it to us.
>>203032516dey blob pipo rly be doing dat shi?
>>203035069do orange pipo (swedes) don't be washing deys pizzas!?
I get that we are trolling but Europeans are genuinely too retarded to get the joke Europeans think that a cup is any old cup they have their house and a foot is their literal foot
>>203032945White people don't glue dey pizza
Lmfao
>>203034178"Rauks"
>>203035866How can you make eating a 'za look so effeminate
>>203035963Nah, we’re trolling about the foot being a literal foot. We just think your entire measurement system is retarded (quite literally, as in “obsolete”).
its an ami thing with the "glue"
mmmmm, pritt stick flavour...
yum
hold on lmfao, do non-americans not add fucking glue to your pizza sauce? i don’t do 1/8th i’ll say, but i’ll at least add a dribble to my sauce if i’m in a rush. why is this so weird?
i assume it just meant gelatin but it seems like bad advice regardless
>>203035866Who's this cutie? I've seen this webm before but I have no idea where it comes from
>>203032516The absolute state of AI
>>203034178>They even rhyme.no, they don't
>>203032516Children eat and huff glue all the time. It's normal here. I don't see why putting it in pizza would be any worseThe heat in the oven will kill off any toxins or germs in the glue
>>203032943Kek
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