love edition
>>203042123wtf donkeys are not evil?
>>203042123proper chuffed ass that
>>203042152of course not, they are lovely
>>203042123Living in the UK is quite nice if you live in a little quiet northern village like me
she wants a man from brum
>>203042184going to spam the thread until 5am again are you adam?
I have PTSDPenisTesticlesScrotumDick
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1728084386225586.webm
do you guys know of world of t shirts he is the zoomers chris chan
calming soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO-FTl5fM18
This spamming faggot better not be on VodafoneWill be livid if he gets it rangebanned for a whole year again like the gibbymoo spammer
>>203042152they are lovely
this freak has been posting the same two images for several hours now
im a virgin
>>203042292this is only a mild adam melty
>>203042247tricky dick would never do that
>>203042247it's weird I can imagine a future where the Uk gets nuked by russia or whatever, and it is just acceptedand is used as an example for no more escalation in nuclear warfare because...wow look what happened to the ukwe are kind of isolated where that could happen
>>203042152donkeys only hate wolves and coyotes
>>203042217left: toby when he can post the miceright: toby when he can't post the mice
>>203042301michael my man
>>203042217hazel vs fiver
can't watch videos on less than 2x speed now
>>203042312WHO IS THIS GIRL
>>203042267you're obviously a tormented guy. have you thought about suicide? i think that'd be a worthwhile avenue to explore.
>>203042217There's not many people I know who resemble right
Coming back to /brit/ after browsing other boards really highlights the low quality here
ah... hello all
>>203042184What is the significance of this image for those of us without crippling autism?
>>203042349>>203042353>>203042361snap
>>203042325I am not the archangel Michael
What type of idiot put traffic lights right next to a roundabout fucking mongs
>>203042276he's on a vpn
>>203042374gday cobber
>>203042317least the rest of the world could provide humanitarian aid and it wouldn’t cause a global apocalypse a far more mental scenario apart from the usual us-russia nukes blow the world up, is israel getting finally destroyed by its arab enemies and in one last action decides to nuke every world capital. a sort of final “fuck you” to the world by the jews. as in, we’re going down but we’ll take hundreds of millions with us. the samson option.
>>203042152There was a foreign exchange student in my high school from Estonia. She was hot but had a butterface. Then there was the German exchange student and that girl walked straight out of a Hollywood movie. Completely gorgeous
>>203042364/brit/ is the only part of the website I use
>>203042375basically, representing that all uk girls are taking BBC and not the tv channel if you get me
world of t shirts is funny do you guys watch his streams
>>203042389What a very dull anecdote
>>203042390you are seriously mentally illyou're having a mental breakdown right now
>>203042247the fuck is this from
>>203042387is there a single shred of evidence of the samson option because it sounds like something /pol/ made up
>>203042380THANK YOUmost baffling thing on the roads when I went to the UK, pick one or the other
>>203042374A rather dire morning
>>203042123nice ass
>>203042389estonian women are extremely fit, mogged only by belarussian
at my usa drug voodoo townafter turning badly marinated tacos about gonna only nowwe may beg tease beacon irony down into otherwise
i find some british girls cute but i wanna be bullied and humiliated by a Australian woman
>>203042292Funny how he thinks he's a successful troll when he literally has to spend 16+ hours spamming shit and ban evading. He's more dedicated to this than most people are to their full-time jobs. As much as he may annoy us, the joke is ENTIRELY on him.
>>203042400you know full well that we don't
>>203042421Your welcome mush
might go out today, who knows, i might make a friend (i definitely won't)
>>203042398That's like going to a buffet and eating nothing but chips
>>203042440show lyndsay your arsehole markkkkkk
>>203042440OI MARKOCOME AND TONGUE LINDSAYS ARSEHOLE ITS CLEAN*PFFFFFT*
>>203042445He's got you steaming
>>203042452its funny but sadly for some reason a lot of people my age wanna end lolcow stuff because they compare it to a human zoo
>>203042437had a hummingbird nest outside my bedroom window onceshe used to perch in the tree everyday around the same time too
>>203042415it’s been referred to several times as a last ditch resort of if israel was going down by several israeli politicians and generals it’s publically known, israel let’s is enemies though that if they overwhelm them they will simply nuke them off the map and have no remorsehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
>>203042470>>203042476fuck this is what i meant
not sure why you're trying to reason with heatherfreak, hes barely sentient
older than all my friends memy best mate is 3 months younger than me, second best mate is a year and 8 months younger than me, gfberg is 2 years and 2 months younger than mei'm a nonce
>>203042256He drinks so fucking much
>>203042494that's completely different from how you and /pol/ describe it
>>203042490did she watch you browse 4chan and see your pooey bumwanks
>>203042386how's it going lad?>>203042427what happened? Or do you mean the shocking post quality we're having
>>203042445he's literally the embodiment of the meme about the guy pretending to be retarded when people point out how fucking stupid he is
>>203042511MI5 launching a serious highly classified investigation into this to find out who asked
>>203042494Can Israel really nuke the USA though? I assume not but maybe they have inside blokes a la Red Alert 2>the silo doors are closed!
>>203042478Sure, and he's only had to dedicate every waking moment of his life for months on end to achieve it. He's successfully mildly annoyed me for the 20 minutes I'll post in this thread.
>>203042518he is developing the shakes
>>203042470>>203042476good lads
I assume the US has some secret way it could intercept any nukes
>>203042552He's had them for a while as far as I know. He's also EXTREMELY paranoid when he's not able to drinking
>>203042522>what is poetic licence
toby was a hell of a lot worse
for there to be freedom there must be brave men willing to defend it at all cost. freedom is something worth fighting for no matter the cost for its better to die standing than to live kneeling
state of this general lately
>>203042568they must do, they got those hurricane lasers and forest fire lasers
>>203042586no
>>203042568would have started war with russia if it did
>>203042586toby has a spark of humanity inside that comes out as tantrumsheathernonce is an automaton, no actual thoughts going on in his head
dimitri rascalov is a great video game villainhe's a real dick, and he has "rascal" in his name
>>203042571last night on stream he basically had a schizo fit because people were trying to steal his passport and tell him asmongold and hankhill will take it
>>203042600britain could do that if it had a space program it’s literally not that complicated, just reflecting a lot of infrared light via satellite mirrorsthe french and japanese likely have the tech to do it
>>203042578it's not "poetic license"the way conspiracytards describe the samson option is as essentially israel threatening to nuke the west if they don't get infinite military supportthat's very different from threatening to nuke your enemies if you're being overwhelmed conventionally
can't spell apocalypse without POC
>>203042649the uk only launched one satelite
cunting mozzie bitten me right on my adams apple itchy as fuck so it is
>>203042654they bribe western politicians cause mossad all has pictures of them having sex with minors and taking drugs
>>203042539nosamson option is about nuking whoever targeted themwhy would they nuke the whole world
>>203042654Israel controls all the nukes in the westnot that hard to understand
>>203042586nah, because the jannies actually kept quite a short leash on mousenonce when he was having his bihourlysthese days toby is actually one of my favourite posts because he'll just upload about how he's trying to distill his piss into heroine or some shit. He's a fun schizo.
>>203042671we have been a skint de facto colony of america since WW2American troops came here in 1943 and just never left
>>203042671yes and we have sky tv now
sometimes i put on an australian vpn and post gay porn
>>203042713you guys gave up on the space program
sattelites aren't real
>>203042680they use that as a threat so people defend them
>>203042680for the craic
listening to luther vandross and crying
Starting to think that deindustrialisation was a massive fucking scam and also the reason we're so poor
3 minutes into this and it's lushcheers whichever lad recc'd this last nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEI3PpXEAo
>>203042729sattelites aren't real but satellites are
alri?
>>203042680russia has the same outlookputin said if russia was to be destroyed than why should the rest of the world be allowed to exist
>>203042728couldn’t afford it and we weren’t in an arms and science race with the commiesthe space race was far more about deepening our understanding of space and rockets for military purpose than it was for “propoganda” or “bragging rights” or some noble explatory goal of humankind
played overwatch for the first time todaymad how fun this game is
>>203042775baccy for nonces
Shameless
Fucking keyboards just gone. Fuming
>>203042765wavy leaf feel tickly on body
>>203042783overwatch 1 was much MUCH better
>>203042801in what ways? never played it
>>203042527the shocking post quality we're having
might go back to my old gym. Some people film for tiktoks in there but I can easily avoid them
>>203042789what's blud talking about
might reheat the chinky
>>203042775Are you the guy that wanted to move to New Mexico? Cause if so that's a very fitting thing
trick or treating: goodhalloween parties: bad
>>203042842you: gay
>>203042812no doomfist
is the fact that I'm coughing a lot more a few days after quitting smoking a sign that my lungs are clearing up or am I just fucked
>>203042840No
>>203042862that's normal
long weekend has landed
>>203042857you: desperately, desperately confused
>>203042833what's the white foam circle looking thing in the bottom left
having a snusproper tobacco one too
>>203042862that's fine, do not go the NHS under any circumstance it is very busy (unless it is a medical emergency)
>>203042890u fkn srs m9
>>203042881
Hello, britbros, how its going?
>>203042842trick or treating is such an american thing
>>203042123Donkeys are such empathetic and emotionally intelligent creatures
>>203042910not the best
>>203042910good my Litty friend. How are you?
>>203042910alri vaclav
my biggest regret in life is being really late with learning how to banter or stand up for myself, which lead to so many years of shame and humiliationeveryone else figured it out when they were like 12 but it took me twice as long because i'm an autistic freak and a snivelling coward with no self-respect
>>203042890prawn cracker you yank barbarian surely you’ve fucking heard of prawn crackers
>>203042921do aussies do halloween rhyming?sadly it is dying out here now wioth trick or treating
>>203042842>halloween parties: badNah they are SOVLone of the best types of parties
>>203042896*puts on blocked nose voice*that's illegal
>>203042937did i ask?
prawn crackers are shit
>>203042937better late than never
>>203042937Timothy James Byrne's long lost son
now that the dust has settledwhy was he walking toward the camera?
>>203042932What happened?>>203042934Pretty good, finally finished my apartment renovation
>>203042962don't care if you did
Wanna go on holiday to Singapore lads :/ and stay in the robot hotel
>>203042957*scurries off on all fours*
>>203042940we call them shrimp chips here
>>203042940I have not!!
>>203042937it's honestly not that bad, the majority of people are pushovers - but yes the act of standing up for yourself can shock a bully type character but ultimately doesn't change that much, it can depend on the circumstance of course
>>203042950thing i never liked about halloween parties is all the mongs who just do any old fancy dress with no regard for the themit's a spooky horror theme ffsdon't come dressed as barbie or superman or a cowboy you mongs
>The Invasive Species Council has estimated that each year domestic and feral cats in Australia kill 1,067 million mammals, 399 million birds, 609 million reptiles, 93 million frogs, and 1.8 billion invertebrates. As one of the most ecologically damaging and the most costly invasive species in Australia, predation by both domestic and feral cats has played a role in the extinction of many of Australia's indigenous animals. For instance, cats are found to have significantly contributed to the extinction of at least 22 endemic Australian mammals>https://invasives.org.au/our-work/feral-animals/cats-in-australia/
>>203042944it's not really a thing here generallysome people do up their houses but really it's just an excuse to get boozed at a costume party
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728066627728542.webm
>>203042921it's an excellent thingyou wouldn't get it>>203042950wronglame
Lithuania. My favourite of the Baltic countries. Never been to any of them like
>shrimp chips
>>203042256>high pitched grating voice No thanks I'd rather watch MoominsMoomin is literally mehttps://youtu.be/TEma5Raa8C8?si=Dk0k2tG_toozVYXa
Women look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them I have no strong desire to travel internationally, having last been overseas when I was a teenager
>>203043014>going door to door and bothering people for chocolatesyawn
>>203043016Estonia is the best laand it's not even close
ANOTHER GAY MAN
>>203043012no need to show us the paper love x
cut me nose hairsblasted my tonsils with hydrogen peroxideshavedI'm ready for soho
>>203043004>an excuse to get boozed at a costume partythis is what the most pathetic garbage trash people do
>>203043016Looks like a squished Africa and the flag even has the African colours
>>203043002exterminate the excess cats ????Profit?
>>203042978good ladthat was a test
>>203043042>don't need to go overseas babe>i'm a worldly frequenter of the international board of 4chan you see
you live in one of these shitboxes dont you
>>203042399Ah yes I see. Very impressive.
any chronic itchy arsehole man in?
Kalingrad. What's that all about then?
listening to never too much by luther vandross and crying
>>203043049>getting shitfaced on what is supposed to be a fun event for childrenkys
>>203043077Yeah
>£200k to run the entire Civil Service""""""""Great"""""""" Britain ladies and gents
>>203043067y-yeah? was it? yeah?*breaks down into tears*
>>203043077Yeah I live in a new build. A Barratt one too. And what?
>>203043081wash it and apply cream
>>203043077
>>203043056you lot can have a very odd relationship with alcohol
>>203043077no i live in one of these
>>203043036mental how the moomin theme in english is babababababababababaabbut in finnish it is mamamamamamamama
>>203043077i live in a nice victorian cottage
Isreal won't do shit They can't do anything because Iran have China backing, nobody wants to work for globohomoho for 50 years until the die As soon as pooreael bombs Iran oil fields, China will send like 200 stealth bombers and finally free us from this hell
>>203043088very, very strange and troubling post
>>203043062the pet owners, and animal rights people come after you. there's so many pet owners, is it even possible to defeat them.
>>203043020utter joke of a people same cunts that brought you “mom and pop” shop for a corner shop
>>203043120scouse rat
>>203043076I do learn a thing or two about other cultures here sometimes But look, nobody travelling learns "deep cultural nuances" about a country unless they really embed themselves. Not that just enjoying the trip for a change of scenery isn't valid.
>>203043137Chinamen won't do shitthey'll let the round eye devils wipe each other out and then inherit what's left of the earth
>>203042626is heathernonce spainnonce? the one who pretended he had a wife and was in spain.he also posts from a few other VPNs like the belgium shit. majority of ESL flags are him when hes having melties
>>203043077my house looks like this only it's yellow
>>203043091mad im 6 grades below this job and only on 1/4 of the wage. Really shows how pointless it is to stay in the Civil Service
>>203043077live in a nice edwardian detached home me actually
>>203043151>come after you.I've lived in neighborhoods where there a bunch of stray cats if you go at like 2-3am and set poison in food Noone is coming after you
love a nice old townhouse
>>203043163I am cheering him on
>>203043164yeah I know I was just being cheekywhy don't you feel like travelling, even for a change of scenery? Have a few mates like you but they've kind of changed their minds recently
>>203043174dunno, but he's such an unbelievably autistic freak you really can't put anything past him
>>203043161spaino mogging /brit/
>>203043012the fuck
>>203043174Don’t think spainnonce is the tranny spammer desu, doesn’t really fit his MO.
>>203043114>tp>tfahahaha
mental how spaino hasn't posted here in weeks but people spend threads obsessing about him, he is truly the heir to 190
>>203043120love the brick. which century?
>>203043235alri spaki, how was your mums curry today? nice and spicy?
feel like the tongue is hypersensitive to a stray hair being on it compared to most other things
>>203043197stayed in a few of these in england and was pleasantly surprised how well insulated from outside / neighbour's sound you can be, the right one feels just as private as any other house
>>203043235it’s literally one spastic that keeps bringing him up everyone else gladly forgot he existed
Mental dude. Tubular surfs up
>>203043185I think the government or hunting associations should do something about it, not just leave it to ordinary people. some people would take advantage of that to be cruel. like i heard in britain there's whats app groups where they harm animals for 'fun' and it's horrible. children doing it. Heard it on sky news.
>>203043220she gambled on a fart and lost
>>203043235Its literally 90% just one guy having an all day melty over sn every single day
>>203043197kino
>>203043231australians have a healthy and guilt-free association with alcohol in the same vain as the united kingdom, from whom we inherited our pub culture and drinking cultureperhaps you need to grow up and gain a clue lad
>>203043260I agree government should pay them to do it
Strongly disliked Spainlad but he was great at winding people upThere were threads were he easily got 4 or 5 (you) on every bait post
>>203043267>replying to yourselfomds spakiyou will never be a /brit/ personathis website is your entire life lmfao
>>203043203I wake up and enjoy where I am, never feel trapped or "bored by the city"Appreciate seeing family regularly and making little changes or improvements to my daily routine. That being said, if my mates planned a trip for a week I might be up for it, but only for the purpose of bonding.
>>203043197>3 storeysnice
>>203043277everyone knows australians are all smelly alcoholicsyou're not fooling anyone
The guy spamming about spainnonce constantly is also poo smells spammer. He samefags his posts about him with the same bradleys he samefags to the poo smells image
>>203043293good lad, sound quite well adjusted 2bhalso very grateful for the city I live in, Australia's honestly a fantastic place to be
>>203043197same but it's so old and derelict. Can hear the neighbour's every action whether it be the singing one next door, the loud cunt doing carpentry upstairs, or the pair of shaggers downstairs. Drives me fucking mental
mental how zesty this nigga thisstill kino song https://youtu.be/pNj9bXKGOiI?si=TQRP5joahFSS0ne7
>>203043267>>203043291
Cozy thread this time of night
>>203043125
>>203043288>durrr i was only pretending to be retarded lads hahawe know spaki, that's why we bullied you until you'd have insane autistic incel meltdowns lmaojust like in secondary school!
>>203043305and that guy is you hence why you always bring attention to it
Like it when there's a live developing situation on the news. Nothing at the moment so I get bored.
Poo smells spammer on another melty till 5am is he?
>>203043302suck my empty pint glass mateperhaps you'll come closer to gaining a clue
he just keeps getting done over and over again
>>203043328Screaming. Pure unadulterated mental sickness.
I am pretty sure this guy is a schizo shadowboxing with Spaino because he’s called me “Spaki” like 5 times today and I am pretty sure I’m not Spaino
>>203043305it's dave
>>203043230Yes he is you retard
>>203043351don't want any of your "clues" you frogposting puke
Big Brother on sunday night lads. See you on the /tv/ thread yes?
>>203043302"something wrong yank?"
>>203043328
>>203043311I appreciate that
>>203043373it seems this lad has thoroughly rattled youmindraped, even.
Yanks think having a few beers on the weekend means you have a “problem” and should talk to some Jew therapist for $50 an hour
>>203043387the man who rejects the pubgoer's wisdom is doomed to remain shagless
>>203043389Yes. *clicks tongue*
>>203043412oh my daaaayzzz
>>203043305>>203043376>>203043331aha here Spainnonce goes talking to himself bringing up random shit that doesnt tie together at allAlmost anything to do with trannies, cuckshit and pretty much most tripe regularly posted, ironically everything except the nonceposting i think. Even then im not sure.
>>203043161poor ladjumped off the same goat twice
Is it weird to follow a girl on her listed social media after liking her on a dating app? I sent a "rose" to a girl I think is hot, then followed her on instagram, she didn't match with the rose (maybe just yet? idk) but did follow me back on instagram. Feels weird to go straight to instagram and like she rejected me
>>203043412You haven’t mindraped anyone except yourself, Brick
>>203043393
>>203043243georgian, 18th century>>203043252yeah those old houses are all strong brick construction>>2030432954 floors, it has the basement remember, and nowadays a lot of people extend the loft to make it 5 floors
>>203043435a true conundrum
have a very cute face me. as in dazzlingly cute. always get blokes staring at me
>>203043435it's not weird but it is pathetic
>>203043435ffs laddo you think Shagger McShaggers does any of that bollocks?following their insta, sending them a 'rose', giving a shit if she reciprocates or notget it together, no poonani for you
>>203043352Seen a mother cat begin eating her kitten in Greece. Was a proper hot day and the thing had clearly died from heat exhaustion. Only tiny like. She started licking it's head then CHOMP. Heard the skull crunch and everything
hate me self want to die
>>203043489fuck righto
>>203043489
Fellas, I fucking won 10 euro
shagging a poo
>>203043508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1nenpaBZXw
>>203043489corr fakkin hummus and falafels mate
>>203043508love this and love when it gets posted
>>203043522get in i said get in
>>203043522get in there lad, that's what half a fucking pint in euromong countries get in there!
>>203043489delirium tremens induced hallucination most likely
>>203043508ktimhave dazzling bright eyes and soft features that reflect my pure heart
Our mouseIn the middle of the thread
thank to animal webm posters they are backbone of brithere i post animal wemb
>>203043565do you have a permit to post this?
hate meself
>>203043499So you go and you stand on your ownAnd you leave on your ownAnd you go home and you cry and you want to die
>>203043567
>>203043587saved
>>203043545What the fuck are you talking about lad
>>203043597ktimothy
>>203043565haha madness!
might move the new thread
>>203040637>>203040637>>203040637
>>203043137So true
