Classic 4chan edition
Slug.
felt multi dietetic legal usesand full load tiki hero tags left enoughthey lived fittingly well quite deeply isolated otherwise
What's better, shave my facial hair or wax it?
mum's 40th birthday tomorrow ladsany good present ideas for a mum?
wonder what flag this vpn gives me
>>203055504massive black dilder
>>203055501they do be lovin' they scripted tik tok videos
>>203055501
called into radio 4 to talk about the new joker folie a deux telling them everyone should watch it
>>203055504cock sleeve for your da
>>203055501classic chelsea
>>203055578
what should i do in london tonight im here for 1 night only for a work training thing. any shows or theatres worth going to or should i just wank and drink in the hotel room
>>203055501staged
>>203055504just some nice flowers and chocolates la
doing ein poo und einen wee
>>203055601just sit in silence in your room with the lights off
>>203055603Yes well done
>>203055601get the bags in and wank in the room yeahnah but in all seriousness you should probably go out somewhere
the zester from leicester
>>203055601blog on
>>203055612she has hay fever and diabetes
>>203055601soho walk up
>>203055504your mom is old enough to be an oldfag here
homie don't shake
people on 4chan used to pride themselves on being outcasts, now everyone is either a normie or a wannabe normie
>>203055599Swear Chinese athletes at the Olympics were less robotic and subhuman this time aroundMaybe China's finally becoming sound
thank god you're here, grandma's been raped
sometimes just snap and punch myself in the head, reckon I'm a nutter
>>203055639is she fit?
>>203055504wtf are you 16 or summit
>>203055504'tis the season
https://youtu.be/P0AN7Kxv7t4
>>203055649feel like that's just /brit/
My dad used to smoke crack and then film himself dressing up in women’s clothes and doing his makeup (poorly). That’s not the disgusting part though.The disgusting/funny in an absurd way part is that when my mom found out about all that and other stuff, she found his hidden stash of dresses and presented them to me (age 12-13) as gifts and told me I should wear them right away and show dad when he gets home. So I was just constantly parading around the house in my dad’s pretty crack dresses, not understanding why he was weirded out lol.
>>203055651Yeah a fair few of them seemed to have loosened up.Fuck me though that other chinese lad absolutely bottled it on the bars in the team event. What a ludicrous display.
>>203055651great bunch of lads and lasses ruled by bellends
got a voucher for a half price footlong from subberslast time i did very violent poos after having one but i never learn and might risk it again
>>203055681imagine this on your doorstep saying trick or treat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLLEumabTPA
bought myself a little box of vanilla, cinnamon, and chamomile teabags x
>>203055707>crackfoy
>>203055654there's a paedophile in the school!
at this point in life you just have to expect that you're never gonna be loved or have sex or have children etc etcit goes beyond the point of being some horrific eventuality you want to desperately avoid, to simply being a fact of lifebeing miserable and worrying about something that cannot be changed does not achieve anything whatsoever. the only thing you really can do is just accept it, and be at peace.
>>203055729I'll give you a free 6-inch
>>203055707>momFOY
took me a while to clock that BBC
>>203055753was just saying this down the pub
the man never drank a duff in his life
>>203055753but instead sacked tranny thinks he can become the woman instead and somehow this magically makes it all go away for him kekgotta love tranny cope
flying donair kebab
>>203055707>crack smoking da>mum gave him his da's goongearFuck me lad I'm sorry you had such shite parents. You should probably be in therapy (for the CPTSD diagnosis + PIP).
And with a toe that has healed finally.It's time to make v6 look like a fucking joke.God is great
>>203055681>oi mr robson, is katie coming out
more of a fudd man me
>>203055707
>>203055767could be from west midlands. otherwise yeah foy.
>>203055753>>203055804190's logged on lads, thread's overfun while it lasted
>>203055681Mental how big they are
used to find the concept of a handkerchief disgusting but its much more conveneitnat than tissues if you have a cold
It should be rote to you by now that you report any Australian post you see for being off-topic.
>>203055814i thought that was banned after all those hillbillies went blind
and the latest from sacked tranny?
>>203055753but, erm, also you have to keep wageslaving so you don't miss the latest marvel movie and the new line of funko pops or something
>>20305567920
>>203055857https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_codebet this is you
>conveneitnat
never really got the "consoomer" bitconsume is what humans do
>>203055857just carry a travel pack of tissues so you don't have a crusty snot rag in your pocket
>>203055870still presents as a man to his disappointed mother and sister
>>203055729the set menu is shite and i haven't been there for two years
>>203055857>but its much more conveneitnat than tissues if you have a coldHow do
Texting the radio
>>203055930can use it loads of times
>>203055943cannot imagine how much of gimp you'd have to be for this image to appear in your twitter feed
>>203055919mad that, keep me posted if anything changes
>>203055943brendan gleeson is irish thoughbeit
>>203055930>How doyou need to blow your nose, mate?
>>203055945>>203055959
>>203055915all organisms consume, it's not a human trait
>>203055896This was the code which determined Bruce Springsteen to be an armpit freak
>>203055892folc
>>203055959cannot imagine how much of a gimp you'd have to be to be on twitter
wearing my smelly poo shirt
i'm the smartest man in australia
>all organisms consume, it's not a human trait
your bodyyour body next to mine~gotta make that sexy booty mine~
>>203055959well that's spaedo doneget ready for the canadian flag to suddenly appear
janny having a wank over the BooBC
>>203055753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSnc_6Z7HqQ
knee deep up my own arse
watching 9/11 news footageimagine the banter on here if it happened today
>>203055979>>203055990>>203055997>>203055998snap
>um dude, all organisms consume so how about you get back to consuming and stop complaining about not reproducing, something all organisms do and which you are currently not doing and will never do
>>203055998
It does make you wonder why American filmmakers and movie directors are so drawn to the idea of man-on-man prison rape
sod the boatdem, we should be housing feeding wanking etc australians
>£175 to go to the theatre to watch the phantom of the operagrim think ill just go to tesco and get some crisps and wine and wank all night in the premier inn
>>203056020is anything happening these days that comes close to being as much of a happening? the pookraine war perhaps?
>>203056010once you're a 27 year old virgin it's time to give upi just accept and enjoy the little things in life now. pub with mates. walks along the beach. sunset, small moments of contentment. i can't expect to be loved though
very aroused atm
Was going to pick up krav maga but now I'm afraid I'll be called a zionist babykiller
how do we make life cheaper for singles?https://www.theguardian.com/money/2024/oct/05/the-solo-penalty-from-rent-to-holidays-being-single-is-costing-me-12000-extra-a-year
>>203056028hollywood is a strange placefull of zesty men who have to fake being unzesty
>>203056035pot noodle and a wank
>>203056028yes rorke, everything's jewish
>>203056056bring back professional matchmakersnot this online nonsense
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO BAKE
pot wank and a noodle
>>203056056had several relationships in my time and not one of them turned out well so I'll stick with the singles tax and get to enjoy being alive
>>203056115shut the fuck off
*buzzes over the thread*
don't like hard boiled eggs>why not?the taste>what about it?tastes like last night's whisky and today's bad news...
Here Are All the Songs in ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’What the World Needs Now Is Love” written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David“Will the Circle Be Unbroken?” written by Ada R. Habershon with music by Charles H. Gabriel“When the Saints Go Marching In”“That’s Life” written by Dean Kay and Kelly Gordon“Get Happy” composed by Harold Arlen, with lyrics written by Ted Koehler“I’ve Got the World on a String” composed by Harold Arlen, with lyrics written by Ted Koehler“That’s Entertainment!” music written by Arthur Schwartz and lyrics by Howard Dietz“If My Friends Could See Me Now” music by Cy Coleman and lyrics by Dorothy Fields“When You’re Smiling” written by Larry Shay, Mark Fisher and Joe Goodwin“The Joker” by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley“For Once in My Life” written by Ron Miller“To Love Somebody” written by Barry and Robin Gibb“(They Long to Be) Close to You” written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David with sections of the early version written by Cathy Steeves“Gonna Build a Mountain” written by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley“Dancing in the Moonlight” written by Sherman Kelly“If You Go Away” an adaptation of the 1959 Jacques Brel song “Ne me quitte pas” with English lyrics by Rod McKuen“My Life” by Billy Joel“Good Morning” music by Nacio Herb Brown and lyrics by Arthur Freed“We Three (My Echo, My Shadow and Me)” by by Nelson Cogane, Sammy Mysels and Richard Robertson“Fly Me To The Moon (In Other Words)” by Bart Howard“Folie a Deux” by Lady Gaga
>Da jooz are behind the great replacement! It's all a big conspiracy by da jooz to import brown Islamic fundamentalists into the West that...hate jews and want to kill themRight...
>>203056134*flashes my arse at you*
my twitter feed is very carefully curated its kind of like a museum of curiosities and wonderful drawings
shove all landlords into a pit in the Katyn forest
>>203056146good scouse lass and the only non-tory spice girl
>>203056155thats great mines full of women showing their bums and boobys
>my twitter feed is very carefully curated>its kind of like a museum of curiosities and wonderful drawings
dont know what Folie a Deux means
council estate single mother outside with a voice like razor blades swearing at her young children to move fasterfunny how some kids never have a chance in life from the word go
>>203056173i dont like porn on twitter you click an image and theres always some freaky shit in the comments
the average person is such a thick cunt it's not even funny
>>203055681wtf
>>203056182I guess that makes it a Folie a Trois...
>>203056182THE SECOND FOLIO or... THE SECOND FOLLY.
la la lafuck the tories laaaaaaa
29 (almost 30) years old and still live with mum and stepmumit's over for me
>>203056166Ma minge is kickin' oop ah rayte PONGG
>>203056196that's bots complimenting art produced by a bot
mmm.. thick cunt
>>203056206ever thought about shagging them
>>203056196his foot be kinda spicy
my xvideos playlist is very carefully curatedits kind of like a museum of milf and wonderful big tits
>Parkrun celebrates its 20th anniversary this weekend after growing from a group of 13 people to a phenomenon that takes place in more than 2,500 locations.happy birthday to all my parkrun friends
does your car have a rear camera for reversing? mine does but i never use it, prefer to rely on the mirrors me
*speaks to you in the style of BGE by Nietzsche for a hour*
>>203056192that's why i'm on therecommenting Hello baby and Looking good gorgeous under every single onlyfans slag i see
>>203056172top yourself
Hello baby
>>203056258nowhat you gonna do about it? fuck all softladjog on
>>203056273Looking good gorgeous
>>203056144how about soft boiled? with buttery soldiers. incredibly peng. i have it every morning
>>203056257I really hope the Ukrainians blow up Lenin's mausoleum for the lolsThe tankie seethe would be legendary
>>203056196Most people are seeing it on their phones where it isn't as obvious. That said you clearly care about this. You're not busy so you can do this - make an X account and tell each and every one what you told us. Don't be a coward.
lived in a commieblock in novi sad, serbia until i was 6
blackpink in your areablackpink in your area
>>203056282>softladoh you're that nonce, heatherpaedo
i'm 28 years old I like playing video games and don't have a girlfriend
can we go one day without talking about jews
they kept tim's part in joker 2. this is NOT a a drill
>>203056096Matchmaker, MatchmakerMake me a matchFind me a findcatch me a catch
>>203056196Hardly. People know it's AI art but will still leave a comment like that because it's way more important to recognise the sentiment of a post rather than whether it's real or not. Wouldn't expect you to understand that though.
>>203056290ooooh the boy loves his bloody egg soldiers doesn't he
>>203056306>all /brit/posters are my friendsi don't know you from adam kidyou could die 30 seconds from now no one here would be any the wiser
>>203056300wog cunt
>>203056314someone realised they can get attention and replies by posting about it and is now doing it incessantly
>>203056290enjoy your cholesterol
are these Australian gimps still here
>>203056327VERY, very good song.
>>203056347you could die 30 seconds from now and nobody would care
>>203056298love you cowardiceposter
>>203056347melty
>>203056348that i am x
>>203056298>Don't be a coward.prediction: he will be
Personally I don't think a woman that has slept with a bogan, tradie or a blokey bloke is dating material. It's like the Australian equivalent of mudsharking.
>>203056338i do. i really do. >>203056361While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
>>203056366reckon every irish post i've seen tonight is just you seething into the ether at nothing in particular each time
>>203056380i'm not who you think i amand i think you're a fucking moron so have a chew on that
bacon baguette for lunch
>>203056403ya seethe?
reckon every Irish post I've ever seen has been pure mental illness either some mental guy everyone calls Greek, or another guy who only posts about drinking
>>203056359getting p tired of it
>>203056400Nah I just logged on and got drunk but you've been on "all night" lmao
undergoing my third poo today, each one's been progressively sloppier and smellier. bad omen
>>203056451>or another guy who only posts about drinkingnailed it>>203056472
>>203056428absolutely no fucking responsebarely got a fucking thought in your head do
>>203056434hope a certain detroit based wrestler did not watch thiswould have brought back memories of 32 years ago
New gloves looking great
>>203056472a likely story
>>203056490>>203056498here we go, he's rallied the trannycord for a melty
abusing this fella on the radio
>>20305629710 more years
>>203056514You realise you're supposed to cover the extremities right?
yank cheerleaders
>>203056206>mum and stepmumever seen them kissing/cuddling?
>>203056567He saw one of his anime children do it on a show so now he wants to be like them
>>203056577not a thought in that brain
>>203056577that's my future wife sydney sweeney
so this is rorkehttps://is2.4chan.org/gif/1727969599408786.webm
what's fucking point in fingerless gloves? your fingers will still be cold
>>203056514creepy tranny child predator gloves
Remember to tip your threadmaker. We're out here keeping the thread economy afloat. Working in the thread making business is hard!
>>203056514take a look at these handsthe handr of an aldi man
might have another coffeeit's something to do
>>203056514oh noes! :( you might get frostbite! get mittens >_< C:
>>203056607
>>203056624palm abrasion without compromising dexterity, like for rock climbing
say sydney sweeny over and over it sounds like your saying sydney's weenie lol
more like mid-ney sweeney desu
>>203056642There's evil and there's the act you're about to do now.
got myself a coffee, black, likkle sugar, corr
they just changed my nickname to "boundary steppa" in the messenger group chat after last night this can't be happening
>>203056657fucking hell you are some poofter aren't you
>>203056697you asked
Poo peng
>>203056690Woah you are totally trauma dumping on me right now. Back it up.
whats your most shameful wank?
check out The Buccaneers on Apple TV if you get the chance.excellent period drama.
>>203056707that's a lad
>>203056724shameless me
you lads looking forward to Limmy's stream today?
>>203056724Probably this. Never really cared for Schuberthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVDQsWMApCU
>>203056758reddit!
>>203056735>>203056758seen these posts before
>>203056724my mum as a young adult with curly hair being shagged in a primary school toilet by my childhood bully
watching submarine documentaries again
>>203056735might give it a shot thanks lad
>>203056785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYng6OJe6dY
>>203056805
>>203056724No comment
>>203056328>Wouldn't expect you to understand that though.no because that is fucking stupid
any album recs lads?
Saw Joker 2Let me just say that this whole franchise culture and jerking off everything has to be completely 100% accurate to the source material is genuinely ruining movies. Joker 2 wasn’t a masterpiece or anything but people were so quick to hate on it after fake leaks kept getting spread probably based on poor misinterpretations on a movie which messages were clear as day. Of course, comic book fans aren’t going to like a courtroom drama musical so they should just admit they don’t like the genre and leave it at that.But as a musical/courtroom drama it was pretty good. More so on the musical aspects albeit a lot of shit was on the nose but it was fine.The ending was literally such a nothing burger, the “other joker” carving his face in is literally just a reference that wasn’t even the focal point of the scene (it wasn’t even in focus)Solid 4 stars honestly
>Malaysia is 40% non-muslimdamnthat's a lot more than I thought
Sir Pint Banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxupgRr-qwI
/brit/ not /imdb/
feeling very evil today
why won't 4chan label what posts are made by bots? They can easily tell
>>203056894
>>203056907>They can easily tellhow
fine, I'll get the uncle acid on
>>203056894got some mischief planned for today?
>wear bath robe>get hot>take it off>get coldwhats wrong with me lately, wearing a bath robe around the house used to be so comfy and would fall asleep wearing one occasionally but now it aint comfy no mo
ZO V
>>203056947maybe you need a new one
who's in charge me or the devil
my bollock hair is tangled
this site has convinced me men are incapable of understanding women at all, mentally and sympathetically stunted as a sexall they do is project and share their mad, bizarre ideas as if they're anything but a reflection of their own inner neuroses, insecurities and desires
>>203056970mines braided
>>203056942downloaded this image
>>203056857MENTAL INNIT
is this true?
it's really unfair how all a normie has to do is merely exist and good things will naturally happen to them
>>203056888would be good craic to paste this lad into the famous image of the troons all out for a meal (one with the giant forehead guy) but I don't have it
>>203057011honestly all posh people should be rounded up and killed
>>203056947what's it made of
Playing the oboe
after the ads I started abusing him again
>>203056962
>>203057035have them hunt pakis instead of foxes
>>203057011
>>203057035laughing at this peasant
>>203057082
>>203057011hunt tarqs, not foxes
One of my favourite parts of staying over at a girls house is when you get home and have that poo you've been holding in all nightGot back this morning and shifted about 2kg of weight it was actually outrageous
Might drink drive
>>203057117ehehehehe xd>>>/r/eddit
>>203057011think on some level these people want to be hatedlike it gets them off
do tarqs even still exist? are white people even allowed to be wealthy anymore?
>>203057126that and ripping the backed up farts the minute you leave her house in preparation for said poo
>>203057126>staying over at a girls house never done this before because i'm an incel
>>203057161It honestly tops the sex for me
might get up then again might not
>>203056963yeah prob right, had it few years now>>203057069it says polyester, is the material degraded or sumf
>>203057011insane how theyd be doing this to poor people if they were legally allowed to
>>203057141they're not allowed out of the confines of the Daily Telegraph office
>>203056947lose weight
>>203057141yes the tarqs are the ones who have convinced morons like you that brown people are the problem rather than them
incels taking every opportunity to tell everyone they're incel again
Where's Spainers
we're in the doldrums herecan feel the weight of lads holding in their belter posts like overdue jobbies as they wait until they get home
>>203057263i relate to this post because i'm an incel and i do exactly this
need a velma gf
got the bi porn on(man shagging a woman whilst being shagged by another man)
Rorke has literally never had his willy wet
>>203057312would it still be bi if he was getting peggered by a woman instead?
>doldrumsdid seaside mark get a drum kit?
>>203057316i've had baths before
>>203057233>brown people are the problemthey are
>>203057312woke
>>203057316The Asian Fanny begs to differ
(2) Home / X
Get the fucking wokeness ended
>>203057333possibly wouldn't mind that
>>203057194polyester is probably making you hotterit traps heat and isn't breathable
*falls asleep*
Got the bladee on
>>203057363fuck oasis and blurthese were the real kingssome underrated choons
new >>203057391>>203057391>>203057391
